Cannabis Connoisseur Thread
Post pic and chit chats
Georgia has such shit weed.
>>23448083
Any connoisseurs in toronto?
WHY AREN'T YOU INHALING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM MAD
>>23448106
He doesn't know how to smoke weed.
>>23448106
Gifs us speed up
>>23448106
>>23448113
Also “Take small, shallow tokes or pulls. About 95% of THC in cannabis smoke is absorbed in the first few seconds so breath holding is quite pointless. All it really achieves is a far greater amount of tar being deposited in the lungs.”
>>23448083
ur so cool 4 smoking weed xd
>>23448106
Not only that, he rolls like he's only got thumbs.
>>23448149
Inhaling is inhaling, regardless of the pull... which you didn't do.
Ayy lmao
>>23448156
420 JUST BLAZE IT FAGGOT
I haven't showered in days I'm stinky and gross
Smoking it is an enormous waste anyways. Might as well bake it, better activation and deliverance.
>>23448149
dude copy and paste lmao
no shit
>>23448211
ain't nobody got time for that
>>23448209
Is there a reason for that?
>>23448236
You can waste all the money you want.
>>23448209
yes you are, because you're smoking
>>23448241
not really anything valid aside from lack of motivation and low hours @ work
>>23448236
It should only take an hour for the entire process if you're not a retard, so clearly you're retarded.
Last time I put a quad in a stick of butter and ate 2 cookies I had a hard time standing up.
>>23448248
Fair enough, i thought you just were some dirty person. Your are too cute for that
Smoke 3ish times a week, usually blunts. Live rolling a good blunt
>>23448253
Id rather vape, but i dont have one anymore.
Blasè
wew
>>23448253
i don't want to sit around for an hour and then wait another 2 hours for it to kick in to get high, i'll take my few bong hits and get high instantly, fuck off
>>23448294
Any close ups of the bud?
>>23448209
Go shower
>>23448253
You simmer your weed for 4hrs in butter then you have to spend 30 mins cooking or you know 10 seconds to smoke
>>23448304
I tried
>>23448306
There's always tomorrow
>>23448319
Looks sticky hows it burn?
Any one into hash?
>>23448344
It's odd I've had dabs but I've yet to have hash
>>23448306
>4 hours
Are you fucking stupid?
You bring the water and butter to a low boil, immediately add the marijuana(as long as it doesn't exceed 2 ounces), cover it completely, and simmer for a 45-90 minutes. Lift the marijuana out, and squeeze any remaining liquid back into the pot. Put in the fridge for 15-30 minutes or until all the butter has formed a disc at the top and remove/dry lightly.
The longest it should take, for a large amount, is 2 hours to make the butter start to finish. Baking brownies should only take 45, and cookies typically 20.
If you want to tout about how you only need two seconds of inhalation(which you don't even do), you would think to know that if you simmer butter for 4 hours it will fuck up the consistency. Georgia has garbage weed so I wouldn't expect much, but goddamn this is just plain stupid.
>>23448296
>2 hours to kick in
I didn't think you could be much more of a retard than this ultradouche, but fuck me you've gone and damn near done it. Do you take your edibles with half a bottle of tums you daft tool? Not to mention the high you get from any form of smoking is completely incomparable to the absorption rate through digestion. Let me guess, you want a ROOR bong, too.
>>23448268
Vaping is good.
>>23448374
>waah why doesn't your body work like my body
jesus are you always this insufferable what the fuck. no wonder you take edibles because nobody wants to smoke with you because you're such a faggot
>>23448353
Thats cause you are a tool.
>>23448374
You ever do thc pills? Or budder pills?
>>23448400
>implying there's anybody to smoke with in this town
Good joke. I'm just not a fan of retarded misinformation, and this redheaded faggot is just full of it.
>wah my body
If it takes you two hours to start digesting, you're either fat as fuck or you have a gastrointestinal band. That's some unhealthy shit, you need to drink water or something.
>>23448422
I used to make the pills, not really a fan of the intensity. Almost an unnatural feeling, and without the pairing of CBD it's kind of uncomfortable, personally. That your current thing?
>>23448551
Naw, i had a friend give me a home made budder pill was nice. Not that intense of a high but very potent if that makes sense
i remember when i was sooo cool and blazin errday.
then i graduated high school
also,
saging a meh thread.
>>23448598
Yeah, it does. Cool, you're probably got a pretty good grip on your hallucinogens then.
>>23448682
I was all about shrooms for a good few years. Well not straight, but often enough.
>>23448675
All Meh threads should be saged, may you reach page 15 at light speeds faggot.
My friend has been inviting me to smoke a joint at his place for a couple of weeks now and I keep saying 'some other time' because I've never done any weed before and don't know what it's like. Do I man up and go next weekend? Is it worth the risk?
>>23448853
Be straight up about with him and yourself.
Do you want to try it or not? You may not get high the first few times, but still pace your self know when tonpass on a hit.
>>23448374
This is fantastic
Another thread, really?
>>23449064
Love you.
>>23448835
Shrooms are something else. Arguably the best experience of my life, but I only tried them once. Ate an eighth, then chugged a gallon of OJ at 10 in the morning and let me tell you, there was no stopping that fucking ride man. It didn't start to slow down til I got home around 11pm, walked past my dad who was a cop at the time, and made eye contact with myself in the bathroom mirror. Bad fucking call, because I realized that my face wasn't real, and that there were spiders all over the floor. So I started laughing really really hard(????) and shot this killer 2 foot stream of vomit at what I thought was the toilet.
How many of you use treesnetwork.com?
Denver stoner chick checking in!
Currently stuck on wax tho...
Strain is Sensi, from the dispensary
>>23450009
Yeah shrooms are hmm, if you do the right amount they can be such an upper party type buzz. I would only do organics so I would take some shrooms about a g at a time ground into capsules and party with my friends on Molly. Made the mistake of thinking my high was done and drove home. Don't do it
>>23451907
My ex use to drive on acid I can't even
>>23452136
I did it once, at like 4 am. Street lights became tunnels and brake lights where like going into warp speed. I pulled over to calm my self down and not have a heart attack and kept going. Not sure how long the normally 15 minute drive actually took or how many laws I broke. But I'll never do it again
>>23452141
Sounds like nightmare fuel
So what's everyone upto today
>>23452162
okay, serious question. why are you trying soooo hard to fit in everywhere on /soc/?
>>23452154
It was an experience, oddly enough tho it wasn't a bad trip. I don't normally dream or at least I don't remember but no nightmares. I have had only a few bad trips spider attacks...
>>23452175
Lol wut
>>23452217
yeah, why did i even bother to ask...
Amsterfag checking in.
> connaisseur
>>23448374
Dude! I'm not boiling my weed! Complete waste.
Leaves on the other hand....
You make your spacebutter from the plant after you stripped the buds.
Sorry my english ain't not so good.
Been smoking for over 20 years.
>>23452692
>boiling your weed
No, you drop it to a simmer right after adding the weed. The initial shock of the heat from boiling water will help the bud give it's oil up quicker without breaking down any compounds.
I've been growing, selling, cooking, and extracting for over decade, this shit is a science.
>>23451907
I would like to try it again, but only an extremely large amount. My dad went in a call back in the day to a guy fleeing the cops, so they end up running him off into a field, he gets out of his car completely fucking naked after eating 3 ounces of shrooms. Fucker had another two pounds in his trunk and took 6 people to take him down. That ground up pill sounds like a great idea, but does it cause any heavy hallucinations like that?
>>23452724
The pills will if you take enough of them, i would use them to just stay up and buzzing in that wonky visuals like the wavy lights, or id like look at my hands and get colours and pulsing like i could see my blood flow. Largest ive done is an ounce in a day. But spaced out just mixed it into my foods tripped hard, got all up inside my own head for a bit.
>>23452724
Ah!
question;
Dutch legend has it that the THC will stick to animal proteins way better than to vegetable proteins. ( most butter contains veggie proteins / plantaardige eiwitten)
Do you have any clue if this could be true and if so why?
Also; almost home.
>>23453342
folk må slutte jævla med smor.
In my experience, it's better with animals lipids(fats), because they are in higher density and there are typically more than one kind. In plants your derivitaves are pretty basic and cleaned down to a specific source. It all comes down to the taste, in my opinion, though. If you like your olive oil more than butter, by all means you know?
>>23452803
That sounds intense, but a good plan.
>an ounce
Yes, that's the goal, that sounds fucking amazing. Did you have any bad trips during that time?
>>23453589
I have had many bad trips, but not on that ounce.
Hey everyone. I've been in Chicago for like a week and a half or two weeks or something. My mom just started giving me weed for free because she started getting weed for free from a friend who is just generous as hell. She gets pounds at a time. So she just gave me a couple ounces. I'm so happy. I was depressed for awhile. I still am and I don't think I'll trust anyone ever again after what happened to me. This stuff needs legalization. It's literally one of the few things keeping me alive at the moment with my love of family, my music, food, the opposite gender, and my creative output. I'm just trying to keep my head in happy thoughts, because if I don't, I go straight to depression.
>>23448106
>>23448133
It's true you know.
>>23454831
I know them feels weed is a hell of an anti depressant
Yay i have a chance to post this
My first dorm party and there were three of these being passed around. Weed in them was shit, but it was nice just for the feeling.
>>23457284
h-how do you look?
>>23457327
I mean, like a qt. I guess.
So I was born and raised here in Humboldt county, I'm curious to know if anyone has passed through here and could compare. 90% concentrates and 25-30% thc bud laying around is the norm. A hit of oil is ~ 1/8th of a gram at my current tolerance, and I can go through a couple grams a day. Admittedly I pretty much don't smoke bud anymore, unless its layered with keef. Can I leave my 707 area and still get high?
>>23457625
Humboldt is shit comparatively.
>>23457625
>doesn't smoke bud at all anymore
kill yourself
>>23457653
Really? Thats relatively surprising to me. I rarely go out of my area, but south and east is way worse, and finding anything up on Oregon/Washington is hit/miss. Where so I go for something that isn't "shit". And by shit, that again, has to beat high 90's with showing zero parts per million left overs, assuming its bho.
>>23457670
*shrug* I grow my own local organic bud, and make water hash and keef out of it. I'm sorry that you are so religiously devoted to something without reason.
>>23448149
A general understanding on how breathing works, and common sense should result in you knowing this is complete bull. Steve Liebke knows jack shit about smoking, apparently.
>>23457075
Weed can be bad for people with serious psychological issues.
>>23457700
The Midwest has it.
>>23458086
Alternatively, and very often times, it can be very good for them. My girlfriend once was taking three different medications daily, including anti-psychotics. Now she just smokes. Doctors agree its better.
>>23458095
Depressive disorders, but for behavioral conditions it's bad, you shouldn't smoke if you have problems with personality conditions like bipolar or BPD. Paranoid feelings are indicative of schizophrenia with weed.
>tfw no qts want to just chill and smoke at LSU
>>23458110
>Depressive disorders
>>23457075
See above. Plus, my card was literally issued to me for depression. That said, the paranoia problem can definitely be a thing. If I smoke an entire gram of oil within a short period of time I'll usually be found behind a locked door with a loaded .45 in my lap playing Morrowind, jumping at every loud sound.
>>23458129
You know it's illegal to use marijuana regardless of legal or not and have weapons in the same facility right?
>>23458161
Of course.
>>23458189
And to clarify, I would never break the law. I've never done anything illegal in my life. in fact, other than post made up stuff on the internet, I'm a saint! Weed is federally illegal, no matter what my state says, I wouldn't ever disobey the law. Any law! EVER FOR ANY REASON! I'm actually not even really sure what weed looks like, I've never seen it in real life. I dont associate myself with those types.
>>23457625
Id like to see the test papers on this then...
>>23458296
I can give you my dispensaries information? You're welcome to call them. $20/gram! <3
You all sound ridiculous.
Weed will obviously have different neurological effects on different brains.
If somebody is impacted adversely they shouldn't smoke weed, obviously.
If somebody is saying that it works well for them, respect that/be happy for them and move along.
I hate it when one of my friends brings over annoying stoners like this that want to go back and forth with pot semantics the entire time they're smoking. It's like they think they're having a pissing contest with everybody else, displaying their superior knowledge of the regulations/effects of marijuana when really we all want you to shut the fuck up.
Literally the worst kind of person, I'd rather smoke weed with my Grandmother or a fucking autistic eighth grader. That's how incredibly annoying your bullshit is.
>>23458315
Not calling from another country, just take a pic....
>>23458326
You being too lazy to verify something that only you care about really isn't my problem. Nor do I feel the need to "prove" that Humboldt county has weed. Its about as logical as proving Amsterdam has weed. My quoted numbers weren't anything strange or unbelievable.
>>23458386
Not being lazy, and you claimed it im asking for proof of your claim, im sure you have weed there. But ok
>no friends
>socially awkward obviously
>can't even get weed because of this shit
>>23458594
Go to a skate park and tell the teenagers there that you need weed.
My old dealer was like 14 and it was wonderful. Tons of free time after 3pm, does bike deliveries.
I'm about to smoke a bowl of some meh tier Blue Dream.
Just picked up shits dank!
>>23458669
Did you go to a dp?
'Bout to go and join some buds for taco Tuesday.
I'm getting nachos.
>>23458742
Can't say that I have.
>>23459859
Where you get that shipped from yo
I wanna buy weed but I'm way too white and robot to ever get to know a dealer
Also germanfag
>>23459906
I don't know where my dispensary gets their stuff from, maybe I'll ask them the next time I'm there. Which will probably be soon lol.
>>23457075
Please seek help
>>23458315
>$20/gram
That's fucking stupid when I pick up medical from the growers for a tenth of the price. Why would you ever pay more than 10 per gram?
>>23448253
I need.
![IMG_0787[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ao7lwn7.jpg "IMG_0787[1].jpg")
Took this a few days ago.
Enjoy the boobs.
>Meet Tiny Rick!
I got him for my birthday. I love him.
Currently smoking Rogue Wreck mixed with Harlequin.
I hope someone understands why I'm mixing these.
Hint: It has nothing to do with the weed itself.
>>23448098
You're still down town? It's 6.
I should build something and we should work on it together just so we have something in our resume.
>>23448209
>autism
>>23458731
262/414 area?
Extendo
