Survey Time!
>gender
>sexual orientation
>relationship status
>age
>location
>birthplace
>ethnicity
>religion
>believe in god?
>believe in ayys?
>favorite hobbies?
>favorite movies/tv/books?
>favorite games?
>favorite color?
>support abortion?
>support feminism?
>believe in ghosts?
>closest to death you've been?
>ever been in a car crash?
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
>favorite color?
>favorite animal?
>how often do you fap?
>shower before sex/oral?
>shower morning or evening?
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>if you could have one wish?
>favorite memory?
>biggest regret?
>worst memory?
>life goal?
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
>favorite 4chan boards?
>favorite subreddits?
>favorite website?
>do you lock your doors at night?
>favorite historical person?
>favorite topics/subjects?
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
>are you happy with your life?
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
>job/school/neet?
>are you autistic?
>any cool fact about yourself?
>biggest accomplishment?
>did you enjoy this survey?
>picture
>contact info
Shit, I thought R9K killed Craig ages ago...
>>23423535
what? who is Craig?
>>23423542
An autist surveyfag that used to post huge detailed surveys multiple times a day on robomoderated chan.
Fucker was DEDICATED.
>>23423555
robomoderated chan you mean /r9k/ or is that another site?
>>23423605
Just /r9k/
>>23423670
cool idea I posted it there now
Female
Bisexual
Single
24
Australia
Australia
Irish
None
No
Yes
Tinkering, pyrotechnics, carpentry, smithing, vidya, movies
Lockout/Almost Human/Slaughterhouse V
Fallouts, Elderscrolls, Warcraft, M&B
Purple
Yes
In some countries, yes
No
Clinically dead for unknown length of time
Yes
No
Purple
Fox
2 times a week
Yes
Both
Yes
To own a bunker in the arctic
My dad throwing me in the air and catching me as I tried to grab berries from the top of a bush
Not taking school seriously
Being left in the bush alone at night as a joke
Become a geneticist and grow comfortably wealthy
G’day or Hey
Verge
Drink alcohol and take edibles
Someone to be actual partners with
/tg/ and /his/
None
4chan
Yes
Nikola Tesla
Science, exploration, nerd shit, engineering, politics
My best friend
No
Roundabout
2006
Uni
No
I can fit inside a suitcase
Saving 8 lives after witnessing a car pileup
Unsure
Male
Straight
Single
20
Xanthi
Athens
Greek
Don't really care about religion
Probably
Probably
Listening to and making music, Video Games, watching shows, hanging out
LoTR, Star Wars, Breaking Bad, Dexter
Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Minecraft, GTA, Total War Series
Blue
Yes
I support equality.
Prolly not
Never
No
Yes, well, not if I'm sitting on the backseat
I love all animals
Not that often
I probably would if that happened yes
Eh whenever
Not when I'm at my house on my own
I don't wish for anything, we're able to achieve whatever we want.
When I discovered my passion for music.
I don't have regrets.
idk, nothing comes to mind.
Become a famous musician, get to travel the world, play shows, make dank music, learn about a lot of shit, have a good time, help people
Guys(?)
I don't call it anything.
No/No/No
I'm not really looking for a partner or a relationship, but sometimes these things happen, in which case I don't really plan ahead.
/mu/, /soc/, /v/, /pol/, /b/
Haven't been on reddit for a while, it has some cool music subreddits tho.
Youtube and Soundcloud because I discover tons of new music
Of course.
Adolf Hitler
Anything really, but probably music above all.
My crush desu.
Yes
Roundabout
Couple of years now
job and uni
No
well, you already know a bunch of stuff about me
Getting some little recognition for my music and being able to make money off of it
Eh, it could be better streamlined
Skype is anthony.anadiotis, add me if you wanna chat.
>Female
>Heteroflexible
>Single
>19
>England
>England
>Caucasian
>N/A, atheist.
>Nope.
>Undecided.
>Reading books, watching shit on YouTube and doing online puzzles.
>Donnie Darko/Breaking Bad/The Saga of Darren Shan.
>Skyrim, Fallout 3 and New Vegas, Spyro etc.
>Dark blue.
>Yep.
>Nope.
>Yep.
>Too many times to recount, most of them involving almost being run over by cars or almost being in car crashes.
>Luckily, not yet.
>As much as I can, unless I can't see it because it's too dark and I'm in a taxi. Then I just sweat for half an hour.
>Bitch you already asked about my favourite colour step your survey game up.
>Aaaaaall the snakes.
>About twice a week.
>Yes plz.
>Evening.
>Does splashing them with water count? I ain't gonna do that soap shit every time.
>To be in a relationship that makes me truly happy ;_;
>Racing with a friend of mine (at the time) in the pouring rain.
>Not being able to hang out with friends more because of my fuckwit parents.
>My mum yelling at 10 year old me to be quiet because I was crying too loudly ;__;
>Idk, move out, get a job that I enjoy that doesn't exhaust me and find someone to live for.
>eeeey bitches
>I consider it part of the sidewalk, so the sidewalk.
>Sometimes/once in a blue moon/no.
>Someone who won't ignore me, whose kind, whose into some of my kinky shit, who lives in the same country I do and who I can create happy memories with. Bonus points if you're tall and/or skinny.
>/x/, /soc/, /tv/ and /b/ (in order of preference).
>I don't go on reddit, so N/A.
>Dank YouTube.
>Yep.
>Does Roald Dahl count? If not, Edgar Allan Poe.
>Books, controversial issues and films.
>A fictional character I have a crush on lel just fucking kill me.
>Yes, actually, it's not bad at all.
>A roundabout.
>About three years, I think.
>School, uni student studying English ah yh.
>Who fucking knows
>I've got a photo of me somewhere with a huge cobra chilling around my neck.
>>23425546
(continued)
>Getting good grades so far in muh English degree.
>Yes, I love surveys for some unknown reason.
>The last time I posted my face and contact info on this board, I got like 200 messages, so no, make me, survey.
Bored at work. Nobody reads these surveys unless the writer has a vagina, but whatever:
Male
Straight
In a two-year relationship
22
USA
USA
White as a kite
Agnostic atheist
No
Am not up to date enough on memes to know what an "ayyy" is
Traveling. have been to 30+ countries in the last two and a half years and lived in India for anther year.
Watched Narcos, Supernatural, House, Dexter, etc.
Baldur's Gate 1 and SoA, KotOR I and II, CoD 4, TES III, IV, and V
Blue, green, red
Yes
Yes
Ghosts are scary but not real
Almost had my head blown off by Turkish police, was almost suicide bombed in Iraq
Yes, been in a minor crash
Wear my seatbelt in America
Monkeys
Fap every day or so
If I feel dirty
Morning shower
Usually wash hands
Gib money for wish
Lots of good memories
Wasting my time on this survey
Why would I tell you my worst memory?
Money
I don't fucking know, it depends on the context
The grass between the sidewalk and the road
Drink, smoke, have done some recreational drugs
Brown skin, smart, motivated, probably more ambitious and wealthy than me
/trv/, /int/
Don't use Reddit
4chan, I guess
Don't lock doors
Hanobull
Languages and shit
Deepika Padukone
Mostly happy
Roundabout / traffic circle
7+ years on 4chan
Manage logistics company, neuroscience degree, getting MBA
Not autistic
I've never sucked a single dick in my life
Not getting put on a watchlist
Not really
>picture
Kik: WhatOnEarthAndWhy
>>23425593
Of course
Male
Hetero
Single
22
Paris, France
same
French
Agnostic
Nope for gods
Yup for ayys
Books, games, booze, sports
Couldn't choose but : Reservoir Dogs/GoT/Stephen King and Orson Scott Card
Portal, Amnesia, Bioshock, Metro
Black
Yup for abort
Real feminism, yes
Nope for ghost
Never really close to death
Nope car crash
Nope seatbelt
Dog/kangaroo
Fap:depends, up to once a day. Depends
Yes shower before sex
Evening shower
No wash hands when home alone
Wish:Find a place
good mem:A night I spent with my friends, with nothing else to care
Regret:Last relationship
worst mem:grandfather dying on his bed, middle of living room
goal:gtfo and be happy
address 2 or more:I won't if not needed
grass:wut
Drink socially, sometimes heavily/no smoke no drugs
partner : Communication, extreme fidelity, share of tastes/interests, playfulness, open mind and great sex
4chan boards : /b
No reddit
fav website : really can't tell
lock doors : nope, but still need a key
historical person : don't know, Hendrix maybe ?
subjects : Science, philosophy, gaming, cinema, books
one person to be with : a good friend
happy : not really yet
roads that meet in circle : in french, a "rond-point"
how long on 4chan : don't know, 3 years maybe, occasionally
job/school : Last year of IT Engineering school, half time in agency, doing Magento
autistic : no
cool fact : I do buhurt.
accomplishment : not dying (!originality)
enjoyed the survey : yeah
picture related
not easily contactable
>>23425731
Fuck, didn't check pic resolution
>>23425546
why cant i ask favorte color twice? its my favorite question!
you would rather sweat for a half hour than take a minute to find a seatbelt in a dark car?
racing with a friend in pouring rain were you running or driving or what?
can we see the picture of the cobra?
>>23425593
>Almost had my head blown off by Turkish police, was almost suicide bombed in Iraq
were you in military? and if so are you happy you joined the military or regret it?
>>23426739
Hue good point, though I don't think the second answer would be very interesting.
>implying it takes a minute
The roads are bumpy and I have very poor eyesight, don't bully ;_;
Running. Driving is 2spoopy4me.
I would show it, if I knew where it was. Probably somewhere in a family album in a cupboard, and I can't be arsed to search for it. Sorry m8.
>gender
Female
>sexual orientation
Asexual
>relationship status
Single
>age
23
>location
Texas
>birthplace
Texas
>ethnicity
Native/Russian
>believe in god?
No
>favorite hobbies?
Cosplay, video games, comic books
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Hard candy, arrow, the bone setters daughter
>favorite games?
Tomb raider, mortal kombat, far cry 3, super metroid, legend of zelda, mega man x
>favorite color?
Blue
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
It really depends
>believe in ghosts?
I believe I am a ghost.
>closest to death you've been?
This one time a fuel trailer blew up on the highway in front of my car
>ever been in a car crash?
Like 5 of them
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
No, mine is broken
>favorite color?
Anything except blue
>favorite animal?
Tauntaun
>how often do you fap?
I don't
>shower morning or evening?
Both
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Doesn't everyone?
>if you could have one wish?
To be 8ft tall
>favorite memory?
Marathoning all 7 star wars movies with my dad
>biggest regret?
Can't say I have any
>worst memory?
When I was a kid, I pushed a puppy down the stairs just to see what would happen. It died
>>23428155
>life goal?
Find someone who understands me
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Yall
>What do you call the area of grass
between the sidewalk and the road?
We don't have that here
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
None
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Way too much to be an actual functioning person
>do you lock your doors at night?
Yes, actually it's locked all the time
>favorite historical person?
Hitle
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Peter Parker
>are you happy with your life?
Happy enough
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
We don't have those
>any cool fact about yourself?
I got a cat
>biggest accomplishment?
Finished high school
>did you enjoy this survey?
I enjoy everything
>contact info
Kik- gandalfthaWHITEPOWER
>gender
female
>sexual orientation
kinda whatever, more into men i guess
>relationship status
taken
>age
21
>location
new york
>birthplace
new york
>ethnicity
irish
>religion
none
>believe in god?
no
>believe in ayys?
afraid i don't know what this one means...
>favorite hobbies?
vidya
>favorite movies/tv/books?
dumb weeaboo shit like naruto and miyazaki
>favorite games?
fallout 3, (formerly) rift, been playing wow lately
>favorite color?
purple
>support abortion?
yes
>support feminism?
yes
>believe in ghosts?
not really sure
>closest to death you've been?
psycho downstairs neighbor and his psycho drunk friends
>ever been in a car crash?
nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
usually, unless i'm literally driving less than a minute between parking lots or something
>favorite animal?
bear
>how often do you fap?
not often
>shower before sex/oral?
preferred
>shower morning or evening?
evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes
>if you could have one wish?
to have more money
>favorite memory?
can't think of one at the moment
>biggest regret?
not working harder in school
>worst memory?
fight with my dad
cont.
>>23428216
cont.
>life goal?
not have to stress about money
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
guys
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
nothing?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
drink occasionally, smoke weed rarely
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
someone who is supportive and patient
>favorite 4chan boards?
/vg/
>favorite subreddits?
don't go to reddit
>favorite website?
tumblr i guess
>do you lock your doors at night?
yes
>favorite historical person?
hmmm. maybe teddy roosevelt, i dunno
>favorite topics/subjects?
iunno man, i guess vidya
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
my boyfriend
>are you happy with your life?
not at the moment but i will be in a year or so
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
6 years
>job/school/neet?
school
>are you autistic?
nah
>any cool fact about yourself?
my thumbs are double jointed
>biggest accomplishment?
getting accepted to college
>did you enjoy this survey?
meh
>contact info
kik is bunny_hime
Male
Straight
Single
23
Norcal
San Jose
Caucasian
Sucks
Negative
Not as portrayed but yes
Vidya, Cinema, Modeling, doing shit
Too many to even count SOME of the favs, lots of sci-fi, big Jack London and Crichton fan (Both TV and books if you get me)
Again, too god damn many, into FPS, strat, RTS, horror.
Blue or Orange
BURN ALL THE BABIES
Feminism maybe, tumblr feminism not a snowball's chance in hell
I would like to, but don't
Rolled my car cause I was driving tired like a jackoff
Nope, that aint me dawg...
I'm not retarded, so yes
YOU ASKED ME THIS FUCKFACE
Fucking RAPTORS nigga, UTAH raptors, none of that pussy shit in here. Chinchillas are nice too.
Too much
I'll let you know when it happens
Whenever
Fuck no
Keeping it to myself
Hanging out with my friends before they all left...
Not asking out Courteney
Crashing my car
Join the Sac PD SWAT
The fuck? I don't know, give me context you flaming faggo
Nonexistent where I live? Alternatively the fucking grass between the street and the sidewalk
Drank
I dunno, someone I like I guess, and is fairly good loooking
/b/, /soc/, /hr/, /wg/
Nope
[Redacted]
House/apt, yes
Colin Powell
Science, Criminal Justice, Art
Courteney...
Yea, I guess, but it's not really at the level I know it could be
A fucking roundabout
Shit I dunno... probably goin on like... 10 years?
Security Guard/Community College
No, suck a cock though faggo
I worked at Super Bowl 50
I worked at Super Bowl 50?
Sort of, you're a huge fag though
Sadly this is the least faggy photo of me so yea, hit me with your best shot (please don't)
Hit me up here, see what happens
>>23423754
>Male
>Straight Leaning but open minded
>single
>19
>Washington State
>Washington State
>Caucasian, notably 1/4 Irish
>None/Nonspecific
>Yes
>Yes
>Acting, Reading, Writing, Music, Cars
>Apocalypse Now, Dr. strangelove, Ocean Sea (Book), and The Shadow of the Wind (Book).
>GTA 5, WoW, CIV 5.
>Green
>Not fond of it, but I think it should be up to the parents
>I support Equality
>Not particularly but it's fun to entertain the notion of paranormal activity
>I almost committed suicide using a .457 a year ago, even wrote a note
>I once backed into a car behind me in a parking lot if that counts
>Yes
>once again, Green
>Wolf
>Almost daily
>I don't care but I don't/haven't performed oral
>Either or, depends on schedule
>I always at least rinse, always use soap if more then just pissing
>Getting out of my current legal predicament, alternatively, $30,000,000 would work
>My last ex
>My last ex
>Losing my last ex
>To live a comfortable life and pursue acting as much as possible
>"You guys"
>Don't have a special word for it
>I occasionally drink, occasionally smoke weed, sometimes take shrooms
>I've never initiated a relationship. I've been in three all of which they initiated. So as long as I'm attracted to you, think you have a decent personality, and you start it, that works.
>/o/, /mu/, /lit/, and /ck/.
>don't visit Reddit
>4chan, cripplechan, and That's really it.
>always
>Vincent Van Gogh
>History, Art, Psychology, Acting/Theater
>Someone that I could love and that could love me back
>It's a'ight
>Round-a-bout
>since 2010, or since I was 13
>In community college
>Actually yes, mildly. Didn't find out till I was 18, or rather wasn't diagnosed.
>I've been the lead story on my local news. Unfortunately it was in relation to the court case I'm fighting.
>Having the time of my life in France and Italy
>It's not bad
>see related
>[email protected], or Decemberwyatt on kik
>>23428849
Fuck.
Didn't mean to reply to you
>>23423754
My bad.
>male
>gay
>single
>18
>japan
>beligum
>white/jewish
>i have my own beliefs i dunno if i'd call it a religion
>yes
>definitely
>eating and playing video games for now
>gummo, no et moi, dogtooth, bob's burgers, futurama, american dad, aqua teen hunger force, steven universe
>binding of isaac and pokemon
>green, orange and pink if i could choose a pairing
>yes i think people should be free to do what they want with their bodies
>yeah
>sort of
>i swallowed 24 tylenol pms once, i realised after that that's not enough to kill you
>nope
>usually yeah
>dogs i love dogs so much
>twice a week?
>before sex usually but not before oral that's over the top
>morning
>i try hahaha
>to have a boyfriend who loves me (like THAT'LL ever happen)
>staying in a yurt with cousins and friends two years ago
>getting fat
>probably being raped
>own an ice cream shop with a cute husband
>you guys
>the gutter? i don't think about that area
>nope
>tall chubby guy who's nice please don't hurt me
>soc and vp
>don't really use reddit
>youtube and bandcamp
>would if the door locked haha
>djedi the Scammer
>i like talking about space and geography, also i like talking about drugs
>anthony but he won't come online and it makes me want to die!
>no
>a roundabout
>since i was about 13
>neet atm but going back to school next year
>yeah fully diagnosed and everything :^(
>i used to know every capital city on earth when i was like 10
>never accomplished anything
>sure
>skype: pinkyflydie facebook: luca hatwell ask for my tumblr
>F
>Straight (ish)
>Single
>18
>Florida
>Florida
>Haitian
>Agnostic
>Somewhat
>Somewhat
>Reading, Watching comedies, Fitness, Kdramas, animoo
>Sucker Punch, Date night/Scrubs/The bell Jar
>Phoenix Wright, Eternal sonata, Tales of Vesperia, and Sands of Destruction
>Blue
>Not really. Somewhat ?
>Nooo
>Sí, Spoopy ghost
>I slept for 24 hours once... closest to death
>I'm always at risk when I am in the car with my sister
>I always buckle
>Whaaa?
>Doggo, Monkey-o, and Bear-o
>I don't have a schedule but maybe a under 4 times a month
>Never had sex or oral but I think that is a plus.
Eve shower
>I wash my hands, before,after, and during
>I wish for my mother to have more money. She is money hunger
>Waking up in a white bed as a child a simple but beautiful memory
>Not doing more homework
>Mh..Visiting my sister in the hospital for the first time after her car accident
>get bitches + get money?
>Hey! Cholos!
>Sidewalk? I think they real name starts with a P or T?
>Only aspirin. For medical purposes
>Someone who can mame me laugh and likes when I go off tangent and talk about weird things.
> I like.. /fit/, /b/, /r9k/, /pol/
>I don't go on red
>Netflix, Fallen London, and Syrth
>I lock them twice
>mhh..Mata Hari? I have never really thought about it..Plato?
> History
>My first dogo (I don't really have many people I would like to be with)
> Yeah
> Turnabout (cough cough wink wink)
>2 year. Child 4chaner
> Community College student
>Mildly
> Scar on my thigh from being thrown onto a game controller. Divorced parents. People call me white boy, even though I am black female. Youngest of 3.
> I once break danced during dodgeball. 7 people versus me. Caught some balls, Missed all balls, and through a ball and broke someone's glasses. I won.
> 8/8
> I cry
>...kik: EscapetheTae. Spare me please
>>23426751
Nah. Got caught up in the Gezi Park protests, Went to Iraq because I didn't feel like waiting around in Diyarbakir for the sun to come up.
>>23429535
>>I wash my hands, before,after, and during
what?
>>23431192
Just a little joke. Had to add some zing to my survey.
>>23431208
ohh i see. is your answer yes to that quest then?
and what board do you like more, /b/ or /r9k/?
>>23431286
Yes. I always wash my hands.
Mhh...I think /r9k/ even thought the two boards are very similar I usually enjoy going on /r9k/
>idk
>girls are kewl
>lined up for success
>21
>253 Spanaway ayy wassup
>altus, ok
>black, white, NA
>idc
>I am a god
>idc
>Spreading sadness around the lands
>Never paid attention
>Smash Bros and Pokemon, atw
>like royal purple, but green
>Let the pregnant decide their own fate
>I believe in equality for all, w/o the "feminism" tag
>If not, then she's really gone...
>didn't matter enough, forgot
>nah
>seatbelts r comfy
>Humans are fascinating.
>As little as possible.
>always be clean, idc
>moarning showers
>If not, one's a disgrace.
>I'd wish I were born beautiful lmao
>doesn't matter
>.
>Best dog ever died on christmas 3 years ago
>I'm going to fix the world.
>No point.
>That's just grass
>Alcohol is lame, drugs suck, I like sobriety honestly
>mutual love/respect. Someone who has put in the same or more effort than I to be who they are today.
>soc, lgbt
>wtf is reddit lmao
>???
>well duh
>ME NIGGA
>w/e
>my SO who's p cool
>?
>roundabout
>like 7 yrs lmao
>no luck, neet
>nigga im a GOD
>none come to mind
>nothing worth mentioning, I'm all talk for now.
>nah nigga FUCK this survey.
>if I can take one I like
>contact info
>>23431326
w/e I'll settle for a sideways pic
Kik: mixchick64, snap: murukuku
>>23423474
>gender
M
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
on my own
>age
22
>location
germany, franconia
>birthplace
same
>ethnicity
norse?
>religion
not decided yet
>believe in god?
short answer: agnostic
long answer: as long as i dont know how far "sentience" can go (god=sentien life force of the universe) i can not answer weither a god could create whole existence. I am a human, thus i only know my species as the most sentient creature on this world. I can only compare myself to lesser beings ( pigs, dogs, horses etc) when speaking about other sentient beings. I do not know yet, weither there is or is not anything more sentient than the human, it could be both possible or impossible, but before we think about weither there is an ultrasentient god-like being, think about weither we are alone in the universe or not.
>believe in ayys?
ye, but not as in big-headed grey alians,
>favorite hobbies?
drawing, weightlifting, nightwalks, thinking about thrillers i maybe going to write
>favorite movies/tv/books?
movies: the machinist, dogtooth, eraserhead, das boot, man bites dog, the revenant, silence of the lambs, an andalousian dog, martyrs
tv: ren and stimpy, happy tree friends, beavis and butthead, flapjack
books: Stephen king- duma key, IT, 1922
H:Plovecraft-Case of charles dexter ward, the shunned house, the colour out of space
Poe-the raven, the pendulum, king pest
dostojewski: dream of a ridiculous man
dante: paradise lost, devine comedy
henning mankell: midsummer eve
chris carter: the death sculptor
>favorite games?
Starcraft 2 WOL
>favorite color?
grey
>support abortion?
No
>support feminism?
Only in 3rd world countries like irak, arab emirates, where an actual patriarchy exists, first world feminism can eat shit.
>believe in ghosts?
I am also agnostic towards that, there are reports about unexplainable happenings all trough history, but they defy what a claim to know about physics and stuff so.. meh
cont.
>>23433603
>closest to death you've been?
A fight where someone attacked me with a broken glassbottle
>ever been in a car crash?
no
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Not in very short drives, like looking for a parking spot
>favorite color?
grey
>favorite animal?
Arctic wolf
>how often do you fap?
>shower before sex/oral?
>shower morning or evening?
morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
of course?
>if you could have one wish?
For mom and father to live as long as they want to live
>favorite memory?
Forgetting time while walking on the beach feeling nothing but bliss and peace of mind
>biggest regret?
Ever getting involved with a certain person that caused me to get heavily depressed
>worst memory?
being admitted into psych ward due to suicidal thoughts
>life goal?
Working as illustrator, moving to scandinavian country, being able to afford my own apartment, being mindful and calm, reduce negativity, become more self-suffiecient (grow own food, hunting etc)
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
depends on my relation to them. Are they friends? "Oy/ey, hey (m8/m8s)"
are they higher ups: nothing much, pobably something like "good evening/good morning"
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Never seen this/dont think there is a specific term for that
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Only coffeeine in form of black tea or black coffee
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Woman, slender but not anorhexic, preferably norse-type or russian, fair interest in old cultures/history, art and litherature, good taste in music and books, understands there is a difference between discussion and arguments, does not take everything personal, can handle strange/dark humor, is not a feminist or SJW, has a good relation to their parents, partying and going out is not her priority, is interested in talking about philosophical stuff as well as silly "what if" scenarios, enjoys the night, forests and is fascinated by
cont
>>23433690
landscapes, has traditional moral values, can understand/ has experienced mental illness like depression or anxiety herself
>favorite 4chan boards?
/mu/
>favorite subreddits?
dont know
>favorite website?
movie4k, pinterest, deviantart
>do you lock your doors at night?
nah
>favorite historical person?
dante aligheri
>favorite topics/subjects?
The universe, occultism, norse pagans/vikings, time travel, morality, serial killers, scandinavia, litherature(especially religious/orthodox/disturbing fiction-thrillers), morality/ethics
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
i dont want to be with anyone right now
>are you happy with your life?
no
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
a road.. circle?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
under a year
>job/school/neet?
student
>are you autistic?
Dont think so, i only fit the criteria that i get annoyed by certain sounds really fast, like high-pitched beeping
>any cool fact about yourself?
I can lift more than my bodyweight(over 100 kg) with lat-pulls.
I have a chipped tooth that i never got repaired that somehow grew back together and now kinda looks like a sharp fang.
i enjoy drawing strange looking people and deformed animals
>biggest accomplishment?
saved an old grandma`s live before she walked in front of a tram
>did you enjoy this survey?
nah
>>23433333
i got QUINTS!
>>23435245
BuMp
>>23423474
>Male
>Bisexual
>Three year relationship going on year four
>24 but turning 25 at the end of the month
>'murica
>'murica
>white trash
>atheist
>no
>yes
>reading, writing, working out
>reds/the twilight zone, unsolved mysteries, beavis and butthead, IASIP, seinfeld, trailer park boys, tales from the crypt/i'm a marxist so typically i read a lot of stuff by marx, engels, lenin, trotsky, etc
>persona 3 fes, persona 4, really any smt game, mafia 2, gta series, old pokemon games (haven't played any since soul silver came out)
>red (lol), maroon, olive green, forest green, brown, mustard yellow, earth tones in general
>yes, i support abortion
>no, i am not a feminist. feminism is bourgeois
>no
>never really been close to death
>yes when i was really young, don't remember it tho
>yes
>see above
>i like dogs
>usually 1-2 times a night on my days off. don't really do it when i work since i work at night and get home late
>no? you're only going to get sweaty, no point in showering twice
>morning
>no
>i would wish for more time to read
>20th birthday outing w/friends
>the girl i lost my v-card to
>most of my childhood.png
>smash capitalism
>y'all (i'm originally from the south)
>i don't know
>don't drink often but i like whiskey/i love tobacco and smoke cigars when i can, really want to buy a pipe/haven't done drugs since college, and then i only really smoked weed
>i'm not looking for one since i have one already
>/b/, /fit/, /his/, /k/
>i don't post on reddit
>probably 4chan
>yes
>karl marx
>political economy, history, international relations, war, etc
>i'm already with that person
>yes and no
>turnabout?
>10 years
>job
>no
>idk
>idk
>sure why not
>lol no
>kik: kommizar
>>23436760
c00l
>>23423474
Male
Pansexual
Single
21
NRW / Germany
Leverkusen
German / Caucasian
Universal understanding
I know there is a higher order.
I don't believe... I know.
Researching about the previous 2 questions
PC / Gaming / Internet
Woodwalking
Sci-Fi, Action, Bollywood, Surrealistic movies
MASS EFFECT (I play Warframe and BF4 too)
Green
Depends
I support true equality
I do not believe, just another phenomenon that humans cannot understand therefore they deny its existance
Homeless
No
Yes, but I rarely get in any car
Green?
Crabs and Cats
Sometimes multiple times a day sometimes never for weeks
Depends
Evening
Sometimes, when I use a toilet
I would return to my homeworld with a special person
Someone I love
That things happened that caused this relationship to end
The end of the relationship I mentioned
Repair it, live in a dreamstate with the mentioned person, reach the stars and get in direct contact with star people and Nagas
What
Grünstreifen
I use psychedelic mushrooms, the only drugs, from time to time
Ka, the divine Elf-Satya
/x/ /b/ /g/
Most of it is shit
masseffect.com
Yes always also at day
Krishna / Enki
ALIENS
I would be the Anunnaki commander that returns this place
Currently almost yes
Kreisverkehr
I knew this site from 2008 on, but browse since 2013
NEET
Asperger
I am a hybrid with some 'extra DNA'
Surviving the time I was homeless
Its too long 2000 letters
Attached
[email protected]
Skype rashidfahirkaru
>>gender
Fem
>>sexual orientation
Like the dick
>>relationship status
Taken
>>age
22
>>location
Southern USA
>>birthplace
Northern USA
>>ethnicity
White
>>religion
Christianish
>>believe in god?
Yeaaa
>>believe in ayys?
Ayy
>>favorite hobbies?
Reading playing sports cooking watching documentaries
>>favorite movies/tv/books?
Wolf of Wall Street, SoA GoT, go ask Alice blink
>>favorite games?
WoW CoD kill zone ookami sly cooper
>>favorite color?
Burgandie
>>support abortion?
Yes to a point
>>support feminism?
Eh
>>believe in ghosts?
Mhmm
>>closest to death you've been?
Nothing close
>>ever been in a car crash?
Yep
>>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Nope
>>favorite animal?
Dog/wolf
>>how often do you fap?
Hardly
>>shower before sex/oral?
Sometimes
>>shower morning or evening?
Mornings
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Always? No
>>if you could have one wish?
To Control time
>>23437907
>>favorite memory?
Idk
>>biggest regret?
None
>>worst memory?
Nothing
>>life goal?
Start a business have a family leave a mark on the world that Will change lives forever
>>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Y'all yinz
>>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Median
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Sometimes/eh/cannibis
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
A best Friend with amazing sex
>>favorite 4chan boards?
B soc adv fit
>>favorite subreddits?
Wut
>>favorite website?
Chive, berry, Google
>>do you lock your doors at night?
Sometimes
>>favorite historical person?
No one particular
>>favorite topics/subjects?
Sociology psychology military life sex religion everything
>>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Mom
>>are you happy with your life?
Yes
>>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Round about
>>how long have you been on 4chan?
Years
>>job/school/neet?
Restaurant manager
>>are you autistic?
No are you?
>>any cool fact about yourself?
Double jointed in my elbow
>>biggest accomplishment?
Helping they people I have
>>did you enjoy this survey?
Sure but I'm also high so...
>>picture
Eh maybe
>>contact info
Hmm
>gender
female
>sexual orientation
I think straight but maybe bi
>relationship status
single
>age
18
>location
Austria
>birthplace
Austria
>ethnicity
Italian/Polish/Austrian
>religion
officially Lutheran but I'll probably leave church soon
>believe in god?
no
>believe in ayys?
it's unrealistic to think that we're the only life forms in the universe
>favorite hobbies?
sewing, drinking
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Persepolis, The Hobbit (book), some german/austrian books and movies
>favorite games?
Touhou, Yume Nikki
>favorite color?
red, pink, green
>support abortion?
yes
>support feminism?
depends, western feminism generally not
>believe in ghosts?
not sure
>closest to death you've been?
when I was swimming in a lake in the middle of the night while drunk and almost drowned
>ever been in a car crash?
no
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes except on busses
>favorite animal?
snake
>how often do you fap?
at least two times a week, sometimes daily
>shower before sex/oral?
preferably
>shower morning or evening?
morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes
>if you could have one wish?
would take me hours to decide on
>favorite memory?
going to the swiss mountains with my family and my best friends family every year when I was a kid
>>23439729
>biggest regret?
I don't know
>worst memory?
I don't know
>life goal?
having a decent job that I enjoy doing, contributing something to the world
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
I'm scared of talking to groups of people
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I drink (too) often
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
I want to be comfortable being around them and have fun with them. they should be ok with someone who cries a lot and is basically an alcoholic
>favorite 4chan boards?
/cgl/, /d/
>favorite subreddits?
I don't go on reddit
>favorite website?
don't have one
>do you lock your doors at night?
yes
>favorite historical person?
Walter Gropius, Sophie Scholl
>favorite topics/subjects?
art and design history, Kurdish resistance
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
a friend of mine who lives far away
>are you happy with your life?
ehh
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Kreisverkehr, roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan?
posting since I turned 18 (almost a year), lurking since around 3 years
>job/school/neet?
school, university soon hopefully
>are you autistic?
no
>any cool fact about yourself?
probably not
>biggest accomplishment?
being alive
>did you enjoy this survey?
yes I like talking about myself without bothering anyone
>picture
>contact info
