since there's been more than one thread about me in the last two days, I thought I'd actually start the next one. I'm The Real David, AMA.
Why are you out past your bedtime David?
>>23421861
Were you posting in that damned ugly thread?
>>23421861
How much have you spent on therapy for your attention seeking behavior?
>>23421933
none, I get all the attention I need from 4chan
>>23421921
after people posted shopped pics of me yeah
>>23421896
i'm inside dummy
How does you not feel shame at your own pathetic existence? Or if you do, how is it not enough to have you huddled and sobbing in a corner?
>>23422765
Confidence?
>>23422765
my existence is actually lovely
both of the programs I'm in are top 10 in the nation, one of them is pretty much indisputably number one for undergrads. 3.5 GPA. Hang out with my friends when I want to, go on dates when I want to, chill by myself when I want to. Shit's all pretty cool.
>>23424141
>implying you get any dates at all
>>23422765
>>23425203
>>23421933
Why yall hatin on this dude
>>23425203
Well, he does with ugly girls if you believe his pictures. Overall the guy is a babyfaced loser though who believes himself to be more attractive than he actually is. And hypersensitive about his receding hairline, lmao.
thanks for reminding me of this archive i still need to upload
>>23425318
He's the equivalent of Brandon 2.0. Annoying attention whore who thinks he's hot. It's like Brandon if he flipped his crushing insecurity into a facade. Though, Brandon is cuter than David
>>23425326
>tfw David has better sex life than you
>>23425344
Cheer up friend. I'm not into girls, but he's posted the girl he's with and you're not missing much. If you're that desperate and it bothers you, just go to a bar and find another trashy girl.
>>23425363
>>23425326
>2/10 would not bang
idk why you guys keep trying to push this desu
>>23425326
you're aiming at the wrong targets lmao
there's literally no way you can convince me i have a babyface, like the idea of that is flat out retarded with my jaw and my scars.
>>23421861
It's always good seeing your threads. Your pics are fun to look at! I really like it when you show your bod and rod. You should be confident, you're Hot to look at and fun to check in with
>>23425435
ugh fucking bod and rod guy
>>23425435
Well meme'd my friend ;-)
>>23425332
ooo forgot to respond to this
two people made threads about me. i hadn't posted on soc in weeks beforehand.
i'm not an attention whore, i'm clearly wanted here.
>>23425508
Tbf people make threads about Brandon and maxim and Dale too. "Wanted" is probably the wrong word here.
>>23425526
nah, those threads are intended to get a reaction from the person they're about, same as the ones about me. that's a kind of wanting.
>>23425438
never bothered you before. You must be having a bad day.
>>23425557
Being in a category with those people isn't exactly something to be happy about though.
>>23425578
i really do not care at all what people on 4chan think
>>23425723
Says the guy desperately craving attention and validation from this site.
>>23425741
see earlier in the thread
it should be clear to you by now that i'm not craving a positive reaction at all, i just need my r9k meme fix.
>>23425723
If you are looking for attention here you care more than you think
>>23426205
Actions speak louder than words and by your actions you appear to be an attention whore who posts here to get shit on because you don't get enough attention elsewhere. Talk is cheap. You can say "lol, just here to troll" all you want, but your actions are displaying that you're emotionally invested in this place and need the validation of anyone who will give you it. Kinda sad, to need the approval of 4chan as much as you do.
>>23426252
ya posting here once every two weeks when i run out of homework is an emotional investment
also i'm getting 0 validation here, so idk why you think that's a reason i stay
>>23425557
You've lost your shirt. looks promising
>>23426268
Looks like skeletor. Dude seems likelike he never gets sun. Though being on here all the time would explain that.
>>23426252
And youre just giving him that said attention. Checkmate. Top keklerbelt
>>23426268
you are gross
>>23426277
i live in the midwest and don't like to go swimming, mainly because I can't swim.
>>23426347
>>>23426268 (You)
>you are gross
that's what u said last time right before posting your pic. You're a broken record of the same retorts and missives. You attention whore then turn around n act offended. typical fag is typical.
>>23426366
gay people from southeast asia are so self hating, it's actually kind of sad.
>>23426205
wow you're balding hard lol, how old are you?
>>23427665
dank
you're ugly
>no i'm not!
yeah you are
>nuh-uh i've had a girl irl say she would fuck me
you're a loser
>nuh-uh i don't need this place
you're always here
>i could leave whenever
ok just fucking leave then
>nuh uh i like to irritate people cause i'm trolly like that :P
no, you need the attention
>lolok
>tfw no giant gf to boss me around and make fun of my small penis
>tfw no gf to pseudo-intellectualize with
>tfw small and balding
sage goes in all fields
>>23430708
what part of "i hadn't posted here in weeks" makes you think i'm here all the time
that said, if you remember the threads where I mentioned..Derrida? Idr actually, I was just looking for a book buddy. Anyway, you've been following me a while, dude.
(also if you think literally any mention of Derrida, who is one of the most important philosophers and likely the most important cultural critic of the past fifty years, is pseudo-intellectualism...you probably don't have the education to differentiate between actual and pseudo intellectualism when it comes to philosophy or cultural critique.)
>>23430708
also there's only one field now
I'm uglier then David give me attention
>>23431279
your acne will clear up, friend. have faith. pic related.
You dummies realize that if you ignore this weasely little faggot, he'll go away?
>>23431279
You're not uglier than him, don't worry
>>23431424
the fish were jumping into my boat a few days ago, it's a little early for this one.
>>23431512
Look at Mr High and Mighty. You were getting trolled to hell and back and biting HARD for those people. Of course though, you gotta save face for your "rep" on 4chan.
>>23431541
>Look at Mr High and Mighty
cringe
also the word "rep" should not be in quotes.
>>23431587
It most definitely should. Most non failures at life don't consider reputation on the internet to be a tangible thing. So... quotes. And yeah, I address you in a cringeworthy way because you're an incredibly cringeworthy person.
I do notice how you didn't actually refute what I said though. Just turned it into a personal attack. No one expects any better of you than failed ad hominem anyways, so don't worry. Your precious "rep" is untainted. Well, beyond the sewage pile it currently resembles at any rate.
David I would totally tickle your pickle
>>23431645
tangibility or intangibility has nothing to do with whether or not you should put quotes around it. if it did, then the words "love," "economy," and..."reputation" would also have quotes around them.
also it's not an ad hominem because I'm not...really engaging in an argument with you. that's pointless, your entire thesis is "ur ugly!!"
i was just insulting you.
>>23431730
I see reading comprehension is another of your failings. I said nothing about you being ugly. Just that the people in the past few threads have trolled the fuck out of you. You bit into them like a fat kid into a big Mac. So yes, personal attacks as a response to that would be considered ad hominem
Love, and economy are recognized things. Reputation on 4chan is not. The quotes serve to show my disdain for the idea. Calling it your "rep" therefore, is quite acceptable to me.
>>23431766
Phone jumped to WiFi, so id changed
>>23431766
i mean if "rep" were a slang word commonly used on 4chan, or a word that I had used, your reasoning would make sense. instead, you just sound like a principal trying to write a hip memo. take a comp course.
anyway, sorry for forgetting which neckbeard you were.
>>23431782
It's definitely a commonly used slang word. You never said rep specifically, but I have seen you post about wanting to preserve your reputation before. So I truncated it to the slang version and put quotes so my disdain came across better. Quotes are perfectly acceptable in this case. What's with the grammar Naziism anyways?
Terrible analogy by the way, and calling others neckbeards when you basically live on this board looks childish as hell. Though, arguing with you IS arguing with a child. You can't be older than 20 from how you look. Though you could be an old dude with a kids face for all I know.
>>23431882
nazism*
the only time i've posted about preserving my reputation was when I was accused of doing awful shit. I do actually have friends that browse this board, and I wasn't just going to fucking ignore it.
also re: basically living on this board, please refer to
>i hadn't posted in weeks
>>23431882
o also i'm 19, and it's kind of interesting how you dorks have gone from saying i look 30 to saying i have a babyface. i wonder what you guys will decide is the next meme.
You're a fucking moron, OP.
>>23432111
Who the hell thinks you look 30? I've seen people say that you have the hairline of a dude in his 30s with the face of a teenager. No one would believe for a second that you're older than 20 though. Also again with the pointless insults. Further emphasizes that you're an immature child.
>>23432147
throwing insults back doesn't make you a child, dingus. imagine if you got into a fight at a bar and said "don't punch me in the face," you might have an idea of how this situation looks.
also it used to totally be a thing for people to say on here. the combination of hairline of an old man/bbyface meme is new.
>>23432157
I didn't actually insult you though. At least not in the way you are doing. I insulted what you've done and your thought process, but nothing as childish as "dork" or "neckbeard" or "dingus" Those are just cringeworthy. Again, you don't exactly set the bar high, so it's not surprising.
They were probably just insulting you or they saw the photoshops. You don't look any older than 18.
>>23432178
>lookit me i insult people in detail and reference logical fallacies le supreme debater
google "fallacy man" while you're at it
>>23432204
I mean, who's really more pathetic? The one who has to resort to logical fallacies, or the one who points them out? You're just a pretentious little kid who's had a tiny bit of college and thinks he knows it all
>>23432302
>you went to college you fucking egghead
i'm not resorting to logical fallacies. i'm not making an argument, there's no logos to be affected. i'm insulting you and you're using it as an opportunity to show that you know a few words in latin and some four syllable words.
>>23432363
Once again you entirely miss the point, lol.
>>23430708
Describes your thought process perfectly
>>23432391
your overall critical thinking skills are really, really bad
>>23421861
Don't you have a job or something?
>>23435200
i'm in school w/ a fairly light class load rn
>>23435200
This board is pretty much this guy's life and Mommy and Daddy pay for everything. Sad, really. But read his responses to people and his social awkwardness becomes obvious.
>>23435258
my parents pay for my housing/dining, but that's pretty much it. the rest is covered by scholarships and some complicated stuff I get from the state.
>>23435263
Still counts as a handout
>>23435268
I mean, i guess. I'm fortunate to have upper middle class parents so that I can focus on school, I'm not at all ashamed of it. I work in the summer, even.
Both of my parents went to college on their own money, working in the summer to pay it off. The only real difference between the level of effort they put in and the level of effort I put in is that the effort I put in also buys me clothes, books, and videogames for when I'm not busting my ass.
>>23421861
Serious question OP: what do you get out of this board? Everyone here thinks you're a sad sack who's funny looking and easy to wind up. If you really have a rich, fulfilling life (no one actually believes you) then what are you doing here seeking attention?
>I'm bored
doesn't really cut it because you're on here so damn much. Even this thread started Tuesday, you've had a bunch of multipost arguments with people that you were consistently online with.
Honestly though, you get trolled by these people so easily so I'm not telling you to leave. You make great babbys first troll practice for the up and coming trolls on here and it's kind of fun to watch. I just really don't get what you get out of this unless you genuinely love the negative attention because it's the only real attention you get. Anyways, that's my piece, going back to lurking. Stay salty, friend.
>>23435288
i don't get wound up tho
anyway, I took wednesday off because I only had one class and it's total bullshit. Tuesday there's a clear gap where I was in class/doing homework. Same with yesterday. i don't tend to go out with people during the week because I really value being an extreme kind of mindfulness when i'm with people and doing that for the amount of time people want to hang out is pretty tiring.
tl;dr i do this between reading books and playing ps4
>>23435306
Anyone can see you get totally wound up, there's no denying it, really. Unlike the others though, I'm not going to feed your self destructive need for attention regardless of source any further.
>>23435320
link a post where i'm wound up
Oh look, it's this scumbag again... Thought you left after all those girls came forward about you leaking their nudes.
Backstory for people who don't know. David befriends girls on Kik and acquires their nudes, then posts those nudes in his topics claiming they are his girlfriends to make it seem like he has a life off here. There was a big fiasco about it where he ended up apologizing WITH A TIMESTAMP and saying he was ashamed and wouldn't be back.
Of course, to a scumbag like him, his word doesn't mean shit. Just look at his prior ragequit when people made fun of his hairline.
All this is archived if anyone cares to go looking. David is a scumbag and should be avoided. Luckily, the vast majority of the board views him as sewer trash anyways.
@op i have u on skype
>>23435346
I remember this! It was one of his masturbatory threads like this one, he posted a nude pic and the girl said it was her and called him a creeper!
>>23435351
Isn't it dongfacemcgee. I see him post that a lot in the hookup threads.
Soc is STILL feeding this Homer Simpson looking creep? Guys, he's just here for attention cause he's got no life, don't feed him and he might not come back.
>>23430708
Best post in topic
>>23425332
You guys sure get heated up about nothing.
I guess that comes with having fragile egos.
If you don't want the guy getting attention, don't respond to him.
It's that simple, dummy!
>>23435359
this didn't happen
>>23435346
nor did anything you're talking about here
>>23435373
nice
So OP preys on underage girls and posts pictures of them? What a loser
>>23435412
Actually all that stuff did happen. I remember seeing you timestamp a confession like that guy claimed. I'm sure it's archived. You have the reputation of dogshit, David.
Stop bumping this shit thread
>>23435373
Of all the things people have compared him to, I think he looks more like Gollum than Homer pic related. He does have quite a funny looking face though.
>>23435455
Good luck with that. The attention whore OP bumps it right before it's about to purge. He can't get enough of being trolled, I guess
>>23435446
Nah, one person (multiple people?) used timestamps that I posted, pretending to be me. This, along with me posting in all of those threads with timestamps of my own telling the real story, is archived. I did post a thread with a timestamp where I'd clear shit up, because there is the tiniiiiiiiiiest odor of truth to this story in that I did once post a girl's nudes. However, I had her consent, she was not underage (even though we both were when we started talking), and I never said she was my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure that eliminates all of the sketchy shit so far.
>>23435346
>>23435359
>>23435412
I remember this too, not the timestamp pic but seeing a buch of girls posting about what he'd done.
>>23435461
only if i have someone to reply to :)
Where's that granny porn poster when you need them?
>>23435468
this definitely didn't happen lmao
or if it did and i didn't notice, which i'm pretty sure I would because this was a meme for like six hours that I'm sure were hellish on the soc mods, then the "girls" weren't real.
>>23435468
Of course, but he's backpedaling hard now. He got called out and can't get his story straight. Such a creepy motherfucker
>>23435475
what do you have questions about? this is like the one thing that I actually care what the internet thinks of me.
>>23435346
Yep, I can confirm this. David takes nudes then claims they're his girlfriends. Once he starts pretending he's no longer a virgin, he'll start taking Facebook pics and do the same. Same old foreveralone craterface.
>>23435484
>takes nudes then claims they're his girlfriends
i've seriously never done this second part. taking nudes sounds like I got them through some kind of...i dunno, scam? hacking?? which I don't have the time or energy to do, especially with the sheer abundance of amateur porn. i only care about nudes from people who like me.
>pretending he's no longer a virgin
i've been "pretending" i'm no longer a virgin since new year's day when I had sex with one of my best friends
>>23435495
Lol, what kind of ugly beast would have sex with you?
>>23435511
apparently the same kind that sent me nudes
>>23435474
It really did happen though, 3 different girls came forward in a thread and talked about it, I dunno about the pretending to be gfs bit but you for sure posted nudes of em.
>>23435564
definitely not. for one thing, i've only posted two photos, ever. they were both of the same girl. posting my own nudes for funsies.
>>23435674
i mean if you had seen the pics you'd know they weren't
>>23435653
why do you post your fucking ass
eww man what the ufck
>>23435729
You're an ugly dude, doubt you could do very well with girls.
>>23435789
ok
>>23435774
bc it's gorgeous
>>23435883
>>23435883
It's nasty, not gorgeous. Your face is weird looking too, and apparently you solicit underage girls and share their nudes
