/erpg/ - POST PROFILES YOU SLUTS edition
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>New here?
>What the fuck is ERP?
Erotic Role Play. This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/. This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters. Your "ASL"s can be an elf princess and the rugged but gentle half-orc knight that saves her, or the dragon that keeps her. Or maybe you're sci-fi greasemonkey, or the pilot of the starfighter she's repairing. Anything is valid.
>How do I get started?
Before anything else, come up with the character you want to fuck as. Try not to make a boring character, make someone you think people would want to interact with, it doesn't have to just be sexually! Once you've come up with your character, register an account on https://www.f-list.net and create a profile for them. If you're having trouble with concept, feel free to talk here with us in the thread or join our channel with a blank profile. We're happy to help you figure things out!
>So, I made my Character, what now?
After you've created your character and think you're ready to actually ERP, open F-chat 1.0 or 2.0 from the chat tab on the top left of the Homepage. Look through the Public Channels and find the ones which interest you or apply to your character. If someone's ad interests you, look at their profile and private message them if they still interest you, or wait for someone to do the same to you. You can also post your character here, there's a chance one of us will be interested.
>Where do you guys hang out?
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JOIN 4CHAN /ERPG/ CHANNEL
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Just get on https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and type
/join ADH-59dc867b2b8dc5bf159d
That will take you right to the channel.
>POST PROFILES YOU SLUTS
rude
https://www.f-list.net/c/cordelia%20rowan/
Turbogay D&D-type rogue. I think I updated this thing since the last time I posted it in this thread.
i just lurk these thread for the hentai.
>>23399121
Where did you go? You haven't been around in ages
[spoiler]I still don't get why people enjoy being called a slut. I don't, but whatever[/spoiler]
https://www.f-list.net/c/caeleb%20wright and https://www.f-list.net/c/samantha%20inene/
paranoid, masochistic, depressive, still a total romantic
I've got a ton others, though I'm mostly on these two. Feel free to hit me up for anyone though.
>>23399147
"[spoiler]I still don't get why people enjoy being called a slut. I don't, but whatever[/spoiler]"
It was a quote from the last thread, but putting it quotes might've diminished the effect.
By the way, from the last thread:
"Will it have a
>Something or other edition
>Thing on topic A
>Thing on topic B
>Thing on topic C
> ̶T̶o̶o̶ ̶b̶u̶s̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶R̶P̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶X̶
Style topic?"
I'm sorry, I misunderstood the question. I did what I thought you meant, but now I understand and I'll work something out for the next thread.
>post profiles
Deleted all of them. Fuck F-List. Bunch of fucking fucks.
>>23399285
why are you even...
okay fine. my profiles. Dont have a lot and I need to churn out more.
https://www.f-list.net/c/bunchacrunch/
-Main account
https://www.f-list.net/c/commandant%20satsuki
-Most popular Character (Just the one)
I'm mostly on F-List to chat with friends though, and more often then not end up using disposable characters.
>POST PROFILES YOU SLUTS
If you insist. Gladly taking feedback on how to organize things better.
https://www.f-list.net/c/the%20infernal%20spire/
>POST PROFILES YOU SLUTS
Ok this is the first time I actually try making as a character some feedback would be nice.
https://www.f-list.net/c/smashing%20villager/
>>23399085
Posted it last thread but I'll do it again. R8 my slut
https://www.f-list.net/c/izumi%20nagai
>post profiles
K, so long as I don't have to actually RP any of them.
https://www.f-list.net/c/talya%20song/
Abusive Semen Demon
https://www.f-list.net/c/caroline%20bishop/
Transformation-centric Witch
https://www.f-list.net/c/charlotte%20mallory/
Bloodplay bloodmage.
https://www.f-list.net/c/jane%20rainy/
Gay yandere.
https://www.f-list.net/c/melody%20ikamasu/
Magical girl that uses a lewd tentacle staff.
>>23399530
It's alright for an Animal Crossing sort of roleplay, but I don't get much of a feel for how they would act. All the stuff I see for the villager by fans is sort of implying they're secretly a psycho, so that's what I would probably assume. Just give more characterization.
>>23399757
>Gay yandere.
Jesus Christ, this is good.
>>23400709
What's good about it exactly out of curiosity?
I want to erp... but with my new schedule making me either have no time to get on F-Chat or can only do so with peeps around.... its hard to feel like its worth posting anything
Hey. Whatever happened to that anon from the last thread who talked about starting an ERP campaign?
>>23399085
>POST PROFILES YOU SLUTS
Just try and make me faggot
>>23399285
you are obviously a very happy person
>>23401230
Just do it through notes or email instead of chat.
If you like petplay, scifi, and transformation and costuming themes, give me a ring.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Ginger%20Whelan/
>>23401300
Still planning. I don't know if the link works, or if they need to send an invite, but go ahead and try.
https://app.roll20.net/campaigns/details/1277504/slash-erpg-slash-tabletop
Or maybe try clicking on the link from the last thread. I'm too lazy to look for the archived thread though.
Thread is kill.
>>23401473
I rarely have that much unfettered access. I write slowly though when I'm doing notes.
https://www.f-list.net/c/sebastyn%20devlin/
Damn why do I even have that bookmarked.
>>23403034
Its not dead, we're all just asleep.
>>23403681
>catboy
I don't see the pr-
>furry
not my thing but-
>obnoxious dragon ascii art
what the fuck were you thinking anon?
>>23401993
Not to seem ungrateful, but if you can't be bothered to care about the game you're running then why should I care?
>>23404161
Well, I'm not the person running it, so I can't comment on why they (presumably) didn't look at the new thread.
>>23404223
(Also apparently my ID changed.)
>>23401300
>>23401993
>>23404161
>>23404223
>>23404229
Here's the join link
https://app.roll20.net/join/1277504/dEDpDA
>>23401385
>>23401385
Fuck you, fucking fucker. I'm the happiest fucking person in the fucking world, fuckface.
>>23401117
Ageplay, choking, corruption, Stockholm Syndrome, fear, pleasure control, warped love. It's a good collection of kinks in a twisted package.
>>23404350
I'm very glad you are happy. Have a good day and remember that other people having fun isn't a threat to you.
>>23404745
Fuck you.
>>23404753
harder~
>>23404762
FUCK YOU!
>>23404767
Unf, thats right. Now hit me a little while you do it
>>23404771
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>23404771
*slaps anon* on your knees hoe
>>23404793
oh baby, I'm so close. One more. Just one more. Hit that spot one more time~~~~~~~~
>>23404803
hey, namecalling is on my no list. And so is face slapping
>>23404825
I love you.
>>23404894
... I... thank you?
>>23404911
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>23404831
so boring, discarded
Hey guys, never roleplayed before but been wanting to try this out for quite some time, I've made a character, still rough around the edges but I think it's ok...ish? Anyone here who can critique/give advice?
>>23405193
I'm sure someone will if you post the link.
>>23405209
Good point.
https://www.f-list.net/c/laz%20steele
Already hate the name, but I can never into names wirh anything so I guess that's to be expected.
>>23405214
Your avatar is stretched, use something like this instead. IIRC F-List will resize it automatically for you.
Put something outside the collapses, like a brief description of what the character is like, what you are looking for, that sort of thing.
>>23405214
1. Delete your character.
2. Go do something productive, you tit.
>>23405214
You don't need to check off every kink anon-kun just the ones you think people will care about/are relevant. Half the kinks on this site are redundant, just use a custom instead.
Looking to do something with this character. And if you can do it in the Exalted setting, you will be adored forever.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Adventuress%20Astrid
>>23405293
Thanks for the pic and the advice mate, gonna get to fixing this mess now.
>>23405309
I'm on 4chan why the hell do you think I'd do something productive?
>>23405327
Ah yeah good point, I seen a character in the last ERP thread that had a huge list of kinks and thought that was the done thing.
>>23405424
stop enjoying thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
>>23405424
>Ah yeah good point, I seen a character in the last ERP thread that had a huge list of kinks and thought that was the done thing.
We tend to tell those people to stop.
Also, you've written way too much. You shouldn't tell people how new you are (and definitely not twice), you shouldn't give so much backstory. You also should use customs instead of filling out your lists. That "about the kinks" section could just go in your Maybes as a custom "Try me!" with text like "there are a lot of things I've never thought about before, give me a try!"
In general more customs with more detail.
As an aside, girls generally go through puberty before boys.
>>23405543
Yeah the backstory is a huge mess, the original idea started out pretty decent in my own head, but quickly became word vomit
>>23405574
Keep it simple.
Tomboy grew up just one of the boys, wondered why she was different, then puberty hit like a truck and WOAH.
>>23405658
This is good advice. It's mostly my fault for over thinking it and writing a load of shite, but I did do something else that I can now see may have been a mistake. I had a look through some of the ads and the profiles I clicked into had the lions share of an essay, so again I thought that was normal.
what the fuck is going on in this thread?
>>23405784
Buggery, but not the fun kind.
>>23405792
>>23405784
FUCK YOU!
>>23405713
Writing a lot just to write a lot is pointless when most people won't want to read it, even the ones who are interested. Most of what people write isn't necessary and will never come up. Write the necessary details, include good hooks to spin scenes off of, make the character (and your writing) sound appealing and fun to interact with, and that'll do more for interest than any pages-long character profile ever did.
There is a "length vs girth" joke to be made in here, but I'm too lazy to make it.
>>23405895
Never actually thought of it like that before, feel like a tard for not having that occur to me. Cheers
>>23405795
Dante go home, you're drunk.
>>23406060
Not drunk enough.
>>23406080
Fuck *hic* you...
>finally finish making new character
>friend request within five minutes of setting it to public
I-its a straight male what the fuck?
>>23407126
Link it.
>>23407172
I don't like linking my profiles here, I'm allergic to criticism
>>23407187
Well we're allergic to samurai.
>>23407381
Well I'm allergic to you so its probably best if we avoid each other
>>23407402
Allergies are my fetish. No kinkshame.
>>23407501
Sorry, Kinkshaming is my fetish.
>>23407501
I remember some old /a/ meme or something about a girl sneezing all over your cock...
This thread better be alive when I wake up
>>23407126
I have yet to try to set any profile to public. Mostly just because I'm never quite satisfied with any profiles, even the ones that might as well be complete for all intends and purposes.
Should I do it?
>>23408530
Do it anon!
>+1 bookmark since the thread was started
>bookmark counter is now 4
Oh boy!
https://www.f-list.net/c/reega%20silkfingers/
>>23408530
Nah, setting your profile to public just means people can find you in searches or recently-updated.
What you should do is go be active in chat rooms, that's what really gets your name in peoples' eyes.
Hey.
https://www.f-list.net/c/gabriella%20thompson/
I am overall just a normal and generic girl that is not capable of making friends.
Except for the fact that I am a fucking wizard, holly shit. Well, at least a white mage.
Would love to heal people or whatever in adventures to raid dugeons, I am open to ideas so we could do a lot of stuff.
I am also a bit of a size queen...
Well, okay then.
>>23410762
Might I add, she approached me, then proceeded to make me wait 30 minutes, and finally I got tired of waiting and logged out.
She never contacted me again.
Good.
>>23410333
Your profile is 1918 words. Most of that isn't at all necessary.
>>23410762
>>23410787
What?
>everyone wants use chat instead of notes to RP
>constantly getting interrupted and having to leave
When will they join the note master race?
>>23411175
Yeah. Tell me about it. I can't spend hours monitoring chat for a scene anymore.
>>23411175
>>23411198
>tfw just back on the notehorse
>>23411175
Notes are, from a writing standpoint, objectively superior.
Too bad people want to actually be entertained and enjoy things, not just write.
>>23411273
Yeah chat is fun but if you're constantly going to be interrupted, the only way to go is to send a note whenever you get the chance or schedule a time that you know you are free.
>>23411209
I keep seeing this image. Where is it from?
>>23411300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Wlh98dcSA
>>23411309
hi bones
>>23411309
Always wondered where the Japanese OoooOoOoOooh came from.
>>23399085
Besides more pictures, how should I improve this character?
https://www.f-list.net/c/sherman%20poindexter/
>>23411530
Your avatar is stretched. I'd try to fix it for you, but I can't find that picture in Google. I hope it's not a picture of you, or a private picture of someone else.
>>23411536
It's a picture of a porn actor. I found some new ones.
Anybody else? I want Sherman to lose his virginity.
I gotta stop over thinking and analyzing my profiles when I write them. I wanted to make a carefree party girl that could fit into a number of differently styled plays, and then whole concept takes a depressing turn and her carefree nature ends up being a possible masquerade of a vain, delusional and self centered attention whore with a slipping grip on reality, substance abuse problems, a worsening relationship with her concerned parents and a future that seems to hold ever fewer possibilities, and if she ever stopped partying reality would hit her like a mack truck.
Same nearly happened with my space marine chick, whom I ended up nearly giving a bunch of identity issues as one of the reasons for her to join the space navy to belong somewhere. Possibly also the reason for her faith in a united humanity as she doesn't feel she belongs to any particular group, making any kind of seperatists or seditionists traitors to her identity.
I mean what the fuck?
>>23412417
Write fiction not porn. That's good shit.
>>23412409
I actually bookmarked him for future type fucking, I just gotta finish a profile first.
Really like the slutty female friend kink.
>>23411449
It's a kabuki theater thing.
>>23412427
I can't string together stories for shit. Character concepts and the atmosphere, feeling and theme of a scene or situation, trying to put it together and I can't even picture the mess it would turn into.
Why I'm so damned impressed with people who write crime thrillers with a red line from start to finish so anyone who actually paid attention might be able to make a qualified guess.
>>23412488
Try taking up alcoholism, it worked for me. I can't stop coming up with characters now a days.
>>23412417
Keep it simple. Characters don't have to be complex.
>>23412614
It just keeps happening man.
>>23412650
I warned you about the stairs bro.
>>23410333
Is this really your profile or are you bullying someone? The use of colour and obnoxious immature humour is so off putting. Might work if it was clear that you were a wizard from the start and all the stuff about 'she likes sushi xD' was either gone or just to show how silly she was.
I also don't think all the rules about how to interact with you would be necessary if your profile didn't attract the types of people I imagine it does. This goes for everyone who has two paragraphs of rules for their partners are already widespread, unspoken standards.
>>23410762
I find it hilarious how much it applies to the lot of whiners in this very thread.
>>23410787
Oh huuuh.
Was that on her profile before she contacted you or is that a new addition because of you?
>>23411175
When you make them.
>>23412409
According to new rules, no longer actually allowed.
Only people important enough to have a wikipedia entry are.
>>23413037
I don't think that's how the new rules work
>>23413251
Yea sure your opinion of how rules should work > opinion of the admins.
>>23413037
Well look at that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dane_Cross
>>23411336
>>23413314
You're cool with them then.
>>23413297
How is yours any different?
As far as I'm aware, the rule isn't "don't use anyone's picture unless they have a wikipedia page". There are a ton of people using model and pornstar photos, and none of them have been affected by the change in rules.
>>23413392
It's not my opinion. It is what the admins said.
>>23413395
Where did they say this? Because I can find a post by Dave the Pangolin saying:
>The rule is also based on profiles, not images.
In response to someone asking (among other things) about people using pornstar art. There's also this:
>As long as they're of professional quality using the pictures wouldn't be an issue. This is about actually making a profile and playing as the person themselves.
https://wiki.f-list.net/Rules#Images.2C_Video.2C_and_Other_Media
This section doesn't say what you can post, but it does say you *can't* post:
>Posting photographs that do not adhere to the quality seen in professional photographs
>Posting photographs of models/publically recognized individuals that are not professionally released
Which if nothing else implies that you can post such things if they are professional.
I have no idea why you seem to think that it's against the rules to use porn star art for your profile.
>things are going nice for once
I hope the rest of /erpg/ is having fun too.
>>23413037
>Was that on her profile before she contacted you or is that a new addition because of you?
It actually happened a long time ago, I was only reminded because I happened to browse F-List roleplay ads and they had put one up. However it's a 6 year old profile and I'm pretty sure the custom was there already.
I'm 21 F london
The_red_woman
Please add me if you've a big dick
https://www.f-list.net/c/captain-star/
> Time-Traveling Robot Scientist who is "researching" plenty more than his programming dictates
https://www.f-list.net/c/ur-jaht/
>Righteous Paladin dragon-man who struggles between honorable justice, and selfish temptation
>>23414182
God I wish I could draw like that. It looks so satisfying.
>>23414181
In addition to that not being at all what this thread is about, you didn't even tell people what we'd be adding you on. Did you mean to post in a Skype or kik thread?
>>23413746
It's amazing how polite this place can be when certain elements of the community aren't being overt.
>>23415094
I think they meant things are going nice for them personally, not that things are going nice in the thread. Also why would you say something so antagonistically baity?
>>23415094
Now if only they got gone for keeps~
>>23415094
Why are you always on the war path anon? Not that I personally mind, but it can't be healthy!
>>23415109
This. I have cool partners who appeared after hiatus. Things are nice.
>>23415109
>>23415215
War path? I'm just glad there's not a pair of people shouting at each other over the thread and that things can actually happen.
>>23415256
Sorry, I'm mistaking you for the anon that likes to poke sleeping dogs. Carry on having a wonderful day!
>>23415303
Oh! No I'm just happy the dogs are sleeping. All of them apparently! Thanks, you have the loveliest day too!
https://www.f-list.net/c/chikit-chak/
Not sure if I should really be posting this but, I will anyway because why not.
>>23413746
>>23411530
Sherman has officially gotten laid. Woohoo!
>>23415706
You wouldn't make her change, would you?
>>23415755
Yay. Tell us more.
>>23414277
You and me both, lady who drew it drew some more, but I gotta find them. I'll upload them to his page when I do.
>Want to make a catgirl
>no idea how to make it even slightly interesting instead of just another boring catgirl
>>23416193
Catgirls are always good though
>>23416193
Something something, Latex.
>>23416234
I'm not into latex
>>23416217
There's like, hundreds of generic ones on F-List though.
>>23416243
Alright. How about ryona? Femdom? Breeding? I'm listing off popular kinky stuff that'll get you partners one by one here.
>>23416276
No idea what Ryona is, but no to femdom and yes to breeding.
>>23416294
Ryona is womanbeating.
>>23416308
>tfw trying to name your female tank ryona in an mmo and it's almost always taken
>>23416308
Oh, I guess? I'm more into the mental aspects of domination than the physical
>>23415882
After a physical therapist went poof, Sherman hooked up with his jock roommate's hot girlfriend. He coated her in his pent up jizz.
>>23416730
Hey, congrats! You got laid!
>Set up a bunch of note RPs
>Love coming back from class and finding lewds
>Recently started the Discworld series on Audiobook
>Just went straight from Men at Arms to f-list
>Can't read anything without hearing it as a middle aged brit
>What's supposed to be a futa witch is now Corporal Detritus the Troll
What the actual fuck brain
>>23417173
>>What's supposed to be a futa witch is now Corporal Detritus the Troll
>>23417199
I wonder, is that a recoiling from actually knowing Detritus or just in general?
https://www.f-list.net/c/dolsil
Sometimes it scares me how bad I am at naming things. Anywho this Flist thing looks like a better way to find roleplay partners then my usual digs, so I figured I'd give it a shot!
Any opinions? Criticism is my fetish~!
>>23417475
Pictures are really important on F-List.
>>23417173
Obvious answer is to play with Discworld canons.
>>23417539
those don't exist though
>>23417369
You can presume that absolutely everybody around you knows Discworld and the most of notable characters therein.
>>23417555
Huh. Well that's a shame.
>>23417580
>>>23417369 (You)
>You can presume that absolutely everybody around you knows Discworld and the most of notable characters therein.
Not in real life though. Hell, the only person I know who's read DUNE is my father, who introduced me to the book when I was a lad.
>>23417475
Needs pictures.
>A almost inordinately ordinary looking, reserved man, Dolsil rarely finds himself a center of attention. And he quite likes that way
Baaad premise. You need to be proactive when playing a male, not a shut-in. And DO NOT say you're generic.
>Questionably ethic laboratories, restless locals, uppity archeologists, and stubborn holy orders are things he deals with on a regular basis.
If you want those, make him interested in those. Like military indiana jones or something.
>Gigantic Yes list
Useless. Nobody is going to read all that.
Kink list needs to focus on things that actually MEAN things to you, not filing everything under "I guess it's ok".
>>23417617
Okay. So how would I go about saying that my only fetish is Erping? As in I don't care what fetishes are involved, I just care about the writing and character interaction.
Also I'm not sure what's wrong with driving off the people who immediately drop someone because I didn't make my character a special snowflake. That's not being sarcastic either, I'm genuinely unsure of what's wrong with that.
Lastly, where should I grab pictures from?
>>23417704
Indecisiveness isn't attractive.
And get pictures from Gelbooru or Rule34.xxx or Pinterest or DeviantArt or Tumblr or Pixiv.
>>23417721
Okay, so I'll need the idiot explanation here, how am I being indecisive?
>>23417771
either tell people exactly how you want your tight pussy fucked or no one will ever fuck it because no one else ever does any thinking for themselves you have to do all the thinking.
>>23417781
Oh, well, that makes much more sense, will do.
>>23417781
There we go, changed up it. That look any better?
>>23417704
Dude, you gotta have SOMETHING that you like more than the rest. Put that on.
Or just put some handful yesses for general categories. But selecting "yes" to every single scene type or species in the list is pointless because you're just "ok whatever"
>Also I'm not sure what's wrong with driving off the people who immediately drop someone because I didn't make my character a special snowflake. That's not being sarcastic either, I'm genuinely unsure of what's wrong with that.
If you think that any character that isn't a faceless nobody is special snowflake, the problem is you.
And the reason for standing out is that f-list is plagued by excessively bland and lame males. You need to stand out of that crowd or you will be swept away with them.
>>23417781
Why should I bother fucking somebody who's reaction to everything "eh its nice I guess" when I can find somebody who has buttons I can push to make them go "OMG I LOVE IT"?
Also captcha knows whats up.
>>23417969
Yep, makes sense to me now. I was trying to go with a more bland character because the places I haunt usually are just filled with STUDMUFFIN THE INVINCIBLE COSTARRING WITH HIS COCK, CPT.AWESOME. So usually a more reserved character drew in more folks.
>>23418015
I understand that sentiment, and flist still has those guys and they are just as bad; but you really went overboard on reservedness there.
>>23417771
"I'll do anything you want" means nothing. Why would I be interested in you doing anything I want, when >>23399757 this whore gives me like six ideas I never would have thought of?
Don't tell me you'll do "anything", because I can get a half assed "anything" from anywhere. I want excitement and passion. I want you to convince me that you're better than some other semen demon.
>>23418015
I can't think of anywhere that boring would be desirable, but okay. We're all from /tg/. We like interesting characters. Not STUDMUFFIN THE INVINCIBLE, but the plucky farmboy hero, or at least the lovable thief who lost a finger to the guards, or the weary guard captain who has her eyes on the young barkeep. Or the vampire who pretends to be a decade deader than she really is, or the wizard detective who really needs to get laid, or the space pirate with an undeserved fearsome reputation.
Don't be boring. And that means don't be plain and don't be a stupid bunch of ridiculous character traits with no rhyme or reason.
Of course, that's not to say you can't be a demigod or some badass warrior or impossibly rich bitch. Dominant asshole characters can be hot, too. Just don't be boring. That's the biggest mistake you can make (also being too niche)
>>23418043
Oi, I understand that now, danke! No need to beat it into my head, I'm not quite that stupid. Does it look better now?
And yeah, all the guys made a character that was either Hercules or a fallen angel... Or sometimes a mix of the two.
>>23417475
That's just blank grey text with no formatting, style, or grace.
>>23418297
Er, come again? Are you saying my writing shitty? If so, what needs fixing? Or are you saying I need to bold things or something like that? Could you throw me a example of what you're talking about?
>>23418400
I'm saying there's not a single BBCode tag anywhere in that goddamn profile. First impressions are everything, and the first impressions most people are going to have on a block of plan unformatted text is "meh, I'll read it if I have to."
I'm not saying you need to put hours of work just into the formatting, but you need to do SOMETHING.
For a start, choose a few theme colors, and start the profile off with
[center][heading][big][color=Primary Color]Dolsil[/color][/big][/heading][/center]
And below that
[center][b][color=secondary color]A quote, descriptor, or general statement[/color][/b][/center]
Then, organize the writing of your profile into sections, seperated by line breaks or by enough ▬ characters to fill the screen, if you'd like something colorable and a bit thicker.
Put your text sections into collapse boxes, make sure they're centered if you want to put text in the name of the box itself, otherwise use [collapse= ][/collapse]. If you do put text in the titles, make sure you put color tags OUTSIDE the collapse box, so that it gets colored. Color tags can go inside other color tags, that's fine.
I'd also say rewrite it a bit, so that one section is purely about the man himself, another is about what he does, and a third for worldfluff in general.
>>23418472
Oh, my apologies. I do have a great idea now though, thank you!
>>23418519
Oh, and never leave text uncolored on a profile. At the very least, color it white.
>>23418590
What? That's terrible advice. You can make a decent profile with just heading and collapse.
>>23418590
Thaat's bullshit. Standard color adapts to theme.
>>23418609
And standard color looks flat and boring, whereas white pops.
Most people use dark theme, light grey on dark grey looks like shit compared to white on grey.
>>23418602
Yes, but it looks BETTER with good coloring.
For someone super new to this site, do people usually talk OOC in initial conversations, or keep up appearances?
>>23418759
Some people prefer IC approaches, others prefer to chat OOC first. They will hopefully make it clear on their profiles.
>>23418759
Some just go on to writing about how they stick their dicks in you right out of the blue, and some prefer that. A lot of others prefer to introduce themselves and discuss what kind of roleplay they're looking for.
The latter seems more popular though.
>>23418759
Vast preference is to OOC chat first. If somebody likes IC openings, they'll be saying it in their profile.
Oi, it's been BBC'ed, it look any better now?
>>23418859
Definitely better.
>>23418906
Excellent! Now to wait out the serval months for my first reply! Danke again for the help!
>>23418921
>Now to wait out the serval months for my first reply!
You better be sarcastic.
Seriously, you need to be active and go hunting for pussy yourself rather than wait for it to come.
>>23418926
This. I have been approached exactly once. The rest was me taking the first step.
https://www.f-list.net/c/altan%20khatayin/
Lizard bussy
I'm gonna post my profile here again and then not post for another month
You'll have to note me if you wanna talk!
https://www.f-list.net/c/polly-chan/
this thread is deader than my mom
>>23419040
Hey Polly, I remember you from the olden days.
>>23419112
Wow, dark.
>>23419129
yeah I kinda stopped ERPing for a while, I met some cool and good people from here (actually, the best people I've ever ERPed with) but turns out that good ERP is REALLY exhausting to write, and I don't just mean because of the jacking off part
>>23418926
Huh? Of course I'm being sarcastic. Pussy and dick wait for no person, ya got runn'm down and catch'm.
>>23419112
I don't know, this thread somehow seems more lively to me. Maybe that's just because I've actually started ERPing again and have something to talk about.
>>23418859
>https://www.f-list.net/c/dolsil
>>23418921
PICTURES
Also you even lost the only halfassed plothook ("travel the world, get into weird events") you had.
>>23419500
..Okay not lost, but moved it into the middle.
Still: PICTURES
>>23419112
We're doing alright desu.
https://www.f-list.net/c/caroline%20airicia/
https://www.f-list.net/c/ibuki%20masaki/
If you feels like being groped, humiliated and impregnated by lusty greenskins you should definitely write me a note. I'm primarily interested in females, but would love to try a scenario where the pretty prince is made to serve as the pretty princess as well~
https://www.f-list.net/c/the%20green%20horde/
>>23418690
>>23418672
Changing colour just to change the colours also looks terrible. Your profile shouldn't look like a rainbow vomit.
>>23418759
Dear God unless someone says they prefer OOC approaches please do not give them a shitty paragraph about how you start groping them, and don't call them "miss" outside of the RP.
Also, if you're going to be IC, please please at least read someone's profile. I just had someone shoot me a pretty clever Note. They were acting like they were responding to a Craigslist ad for finding a plucky young space cadet hero a new home. The problem is that my character is a galaxy weary former hero who's now a high ranking officer with a secret perverted streak. Also she's dominant, so there's that, too...
So yeah, please make sure to read profiles.
>>23418859
Don't listen to that person who said to put everything in BBCode.
Also your icon looks like it isn't square.
Oh goddamnit they're from here.
>>23419574
While it's good to see a black chick who doesn't have a horescock, you really should give people more to work with. Tell us what scenes you want to do and what drives you. What kind of thing do you want to actually do?
And you might want to mention that Ibuki is a canon, and maybe give info about the game/setting she's from. Other than that, same suggestion as Airicia: More info.
>>23419588
What if I want to grope and humiliate a horde of greenskins? Also your icon is off. You should also say whether you like the "you submit because they're manly" or "they rape you no matter how much you hate it" kind of orc. You have Consensual in Yes, but Nonconsensual nowhere, and yeah it sounds dumb to point it out, but rape is one of those things where people like it in different degrees.
>>23418859
>>23419574
>>23419588
C U S T O M S
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Nothing will be better for your profile than custom kinks.
>>23420014
Which is why I said to use theme colors. Keep it to two main colors with a third for accent, and it will look bettet than grey blank text.
You have BBCode tools for a reason, use them.
>>23420104
You don't need to use a tool just because you have it. That's how you get a mess. Not everything should be encased in BBCode. It should be used sparingly.
Pic related isn't my profile, but it is one I screenshotted a while back. It doesn't have everything in BBCode but it still looks good. Hell, I'll put the first letter of each line in [b][big][color] tags and leave it at that most of the time.
>>23420080
Thanks for your feedback dude, I appreciate it. I'm fine with either variety of orc even if I prefer the former kind. I'll clear that up with new customs and get a good icon.
>>23420244
>>23420171
>not everything should be encased in bbcode
But that's wrong.
Give me a ring up for anything 07538124459
>>23420266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
>>23419112
that's just because a bunch of us have lives and aren't online at 7:30AM EST
>>23420171
>It doesn't have everything in BBCode
There is not a single character there that isn't in a tag.
>>23420458
I think "The Blind Warrior" is just in non-standard characters, but aside from that you're right. Unless it's in a justify tag.
>>23420532
It looks like it's in a [sub] tag.
>>23420458
>>23420532
>>23420552
I meant as far as font colours. Although looking at it, my bad, that does look like it's in white.
I don't colour all of my text and people like my profiles, though. Subtlety is good.
This profile looks good. Ignore all the nonsexy character sheet stuff, that's just what I had screenshotted earlier.
>>23419588
Thanks for linking that picture, it hadn't occurred to me to search through Taimanin Asagi for profile pictures.
>>23420662
It's great. Check http://exhentai.org/g/802562/8a736367ac/ and http://exhentai.org/g/696367/f4955d9095/?p=2 for a whole bunch of good pics.
>doing two typefuckings at once
>>23420581
>lack of color
>subtle
Right.
>this profile looks good
6/10, lack of overall polish.
>>23420674
Not good for my purposes but thanks anyway.
>>23420740
>tfw you got four guys jacking off at the same time and you try to balance that shit.
Never again.
>>23420755
Let's see yours >:I
>>23420806
Posted them already :^)
>>23421119
Oh. You must be Traveller then. Your profiles are a good example of overusing BBCode, but you already know that.
>>23421364
>implying
I've only heard positive things about my profiles for the last forever and a half.
>36 longish notes into a play and still not a single instance of actual sex
>just a whole lot of teasing, foreplay and near misses
>somehow I'm actually having fun the whole way
https://www.f-list.net/c/Turei/
What up, muthafuckas.
>>23421456
In my last noteplay, my partner jumped right into sex and I hated it.
>>23421416
You've even admitted you overuse BBCode!
I get positive compliments on my profiles, too. Although I'm not sure how many of those people actually read them.
>>23421510
I've gone from thinking I use BBCode like a bitch to BBCode is my bitch.
>>23421529
You a bitch.
Also, speaking of bitches, I don't think I've seen you in chat in a while. We lost Lili, we don't wanna lose you, too :<
>>23421545
I'm a bastard, ty vm.
I don't join the room because I don't enjoy it that much anymore, sorry. Not to mention it's ded. I'm a traveller, I can't stay in the same place for that long anyways.
I feel sorry for being part of the reason Lili left, perpetuating arguments in the threads most of the time and all. Sorry Lili if you're lurking.
>>23421577
You were part of why Lili left?
Also, the room isn't dead. Why does everyone say that. We have a lot of discussion, although there's less of it when people leave. There are like twenty to thirty people in there at any time.
>>23421743
>Also, the room isn't dead.
It always seems dead whenever I join it. Is there some magical time period where the dead come back to life?
>>23421944
Start an argument. :^)
>>23421950
I'm not drunk enough to make starting a flamewar worth it.
>>23421944
I've been sitting in here talking about Ofcom guidelines for offensive language and no one wants to join in! But also >>23421950
Honestly it'd be great if I could just get people to have their non-WoD discussions in 4chan/erpg/ instead of /tg/nWoD. Especially since most of the time all the people are in both rooms.
>>23422007
Maybe if the room felt slightly more friendly and positive that might happen. But I mean look at the argument today. You and Ori might be fine going back and forth like that, but it's not fun to watch.
>>23421743
Definitely not the main reason why, but I also definitely didn't help.
>the rooms not dead
Yeah it is, and to add to that I don't know many of the people there, nor do they post here. It's just not my speed.
Has anyone ever actually gotten any play unironically with the "alpha pimp shota that plays video games and fuck bitches" characters?
>>23422386
I'm not enough of a Sadist to try but from what I hear its only a little bit more enjoyable than playing with Tobi Wolf
>>23422410
>Sadist
Masochist*
my bad, I suck cocks
>>23422421
We all suck cock.
>>23419503
Okay, would you pretty please tell me what sort of pictures I'm supposed to be adding? I genuinely have no clue.
>>23420014
Isn't square? It's centered and a hundred by hundred, so I'm not sure what I should change?
>>23419500
Also, what's half assed about it? I didn't mean it as a plothook. Should I make it into one then? What would be the best way to do that?
>>23423111
>Okay, would you pretty please tell me what sort of pictures I'm supposed to be adding? I genuinely have no clue.
Something other than just an avatar, I imagine.
>>23423143
Well, I understand that much, but should I be adding like, lewd stuff or, well, I don't know?
>>23422049
There was barely any argument today.
>>23422171
How would you know who's from here? No one posts their profiles. There'd be more people talking and a more positive and friendly atmosphere if people were in the room.
>>23422386
Define "unironically".
>>23423111
>>23423136
Any pictures? Like... body references, porno... look at the other profiles here, man. Also, yes. You want plot hooks.
>>23423191
Yes. You should have lewd stuff. Here I go posting my profiles even though I don't RP and everyone hates me (I'm assuming people have figured out who I am)
https://www.f-list.net/c/hime%20morveuse/
https://www.f-list.net/c/sarah%20colt
https://www.f-list.net/c/jamie%20bailey
https://www.f-list.net/c/enzo%20marcone
https://www.f-list.net/c/hayley%20hayden
https://www.f-list.net/c/makoto%inoue
https://www.f-list.net/c/lorelai%20walker
https://www.f-list.net/c/chastity%20belmont
https://www.f-list.net/c/corran%20darstin
https://www.f-list.net/c/dahlia%20higaisha
https://www.f-list.net/c/gabriel%20patina
https://www.f-list.net/c/gloryhole%20princess
https://www.f-list.net/c/jinshu%20lanfen
https://www.f-list.net/c/hero-kun
https://www.f-list.net/c/madison%20alexis%20dylan
No one ever got anywhere in typefucking by not being lewd.
>>23423111
Any pictures. Just find some porn of that GATE anime if you want military guy in strange circumstances.
>>23423136
Yes you need plothooks.
Without a hook you can't catch bitches, capiche?
"Guy gets into strange and strangely sexual circumstances" is a hook.
>>23423334
>"Guy gets into strange and strangely sexual circumstances"
>>23423342
I'd forgotten my old screencaps had those annoying black bars.
>>23423311
I watched at least three people leave the room when you and Ori were going at it.
>>23422049
What were they going on about?
>>23423311
Unironically as in done with sincerity, desiring to play with them without any apprehension.
>>23423391
I'm not trying to start Drama Storm 2016 here.
>>23423402
I ain't going to engage him over it, I'm just curious what it was about.
You're already stated that thar be dramas in the room. Just spill the beans on how inane it was.
>>23423364
I just know Alexi Flameye left after dramatically exclaiming that he was leaving. To which my reply was https://youtu.be/RUFT35S7Jb4?t=10
It was like ten or twenty minutes, if that, then five minutes of me telling Puffy to stop trying to start shit all the time.
>>23423391
Universities, and whether they're safe spaces is what started it, though what it was actually about was a little more complicated, and didn't have much to do with that. It was mostly me and Ori being SJW but feeling the other isn't SJW in the right ways.
>>23423422
Pretty inane. No one was even mad at anyone. I mean, even as far as heated arguments go, this was like a 2. I forgot it even happened, and I wouldn't be surprised if Ori needed reminding as well.
>>23423394
Oh. I'm pretty sure some have, yeah.
>>23423446
>It was mostly me and Ori being SJW but feeling the other isn't SJW in the right ways.
FWIW, Ori would probably get mad if she saw I put it that way.
Also I'm just using this as an excuse to post more InCase.
>>23423446
The issue is that you forget these arguments happen, but they eat up two hours of you two slinging mud back and forth. In which time the room sits there wishing mommy and daddy would stop fighting.
