BoringKate here
I'm stoned
Ask me shit
>>23387205
Hash or weed?
Snapchat:Tpierce97
Boobs or it didnt happen
>>23387209
Weed
>>23387210
I don't really use snapchat
Do you have Cap undies?
>>23387216
Near or far sighted?
>>23387216
Do you use kik? I'm also stoned right now. What did you use to get you high?
>>23387205
Ticklish? Worst spots?
>>23387216
are you an ozzie?
>>23387205
>>23387216
timestamp or get the fuck out, you know the rules
You have cute lips and look like a chill ass smoke buddy.
What kind of eyedrops do you use to keep them peepers so clear, or do you just have resilient balls?
Your eyes are too clear, I don't think you are stoned.
>>23387205
At what age did you start to masturbate?
How did you do it?
When did you have your first orgasm?
How did you achieve it?
At what age have you penetrated yourself for the first time?
What did you use?
Did you tear, or stretch out your hymen and how have you done that?
When was the first time you had sex?
Did you cum?
When did you get your first actual sex-toy and what was it?
At what age did you sent/post your first nude?
What was the first thing ever that has gone into your butt?
Do you taste your own cum?
How old was the oldest guy you had sex with?
What's your weirdest sexual fantasy?
These are old pics btw. I'm not like taking new stuff rn.
>>23387218
Like Captain America panties? Nope, I have Superman and Wonderwoman ones. And plane black ones in this pic (with lace at the top).
>>23387225
I don't really use kik either. Lets just talk here! Used a pipe. Might take a pic of that later I guess because idk...
>>23387226
Yes. Everywhere. Does anyone else get that thing when someone like tracers their finger(s) accross your skin and it doesn't really tickle like it's a different kinda thing, but like a similar kinda thing and it just feels very intense and good? Touching is such good stuff. I'm very sensative. Plz cuddle me and trace your fingers across my back.
>>23387227
I don't even know what that means. Oh! Australian? No. Canadian.
>>23387229
Is that actually a rule? I post without a time stamp all the time.
>>23387239
>>23387245
These are old pics (probably should have mentioned that in the first post) (I just feel like very un presentable right now)
>>23387253
One track mind much?
>>23387255
no, you dump somebody else's pictures all the time there is a huge difference
>>23387255
>Does anyone else get that thing when someone like tracers their finger(s)
happens to me too. particularly on my chest.
>>23387255
Oh yeah! I think it's called asmr maybe. But it's like really intense chills. I love that shit. I'm totally up for cuddling and tickling you to pieces ;)
>>23387255
Nice. You should take a pic of the pipe. Is it a nice one?
>>23387255
Gonna need to see some Wonderwoman panties on dat ass. Timestamp optional, I DRGAF but it will appease some of the socgulls.
>>23387255
55 means you have to take off your socks rules are rules
here timestamp
>>23387253
I don't even remember. I just remember playing around in the basement and rubbing myself against my pants in a certain way and realizing that it felt good. Oh I think it was like around when the original CSI started airing??? So 2000. Probably ten (or probably actually younger when I first started, but like not when I first got serious about it).
I was 22 when I first had sex. Or 23 if you're a jerk about it and only count it if there's penetration.
So many questions.
>>23387268
Jeez calm yourself
>>23387290
want to be lewd tonight? =w=
>>23387290
Are you from washington.
why do you call yourself boring? you don't seem boring.
>>23387275
I <3 ASMR videos I should really watch them more often
>>23387283
Maybe later
>>23387280
You cant tell from the picture but (in addition to being filled with like blue water) theres this slightly thicker white stuff in it. It like amuses me to know end that it looks like it's full of alien jizz.
Haven't finished the bowl in it yet, but that's all the pot I have left :_;
>>23387308
idk
>>23387319
it's late tho, you should head to bed anyway..
>>23387319
I know them almost-dry feels Kate. They suck
Pretty sure I was stoned when I took this one too.
>>23387315
I've been going by BoringKate for like years mostly cuz I don't (or didn't) post nudes and like all I'd post are boring face pics.
>>23387324
My sleep schedule is all over the place. Which is fine because I'm a NEET.
>>23387319
Then I have no further business here at present...
>>23387332
i'm NEET too..are you lonely
>>23387332
that's quite unfortunate. no matter.
here. have a goat.
>>23387338
A little. I have a GF, but she lives in another province and we won't be together for like another month. Then she'll be staying with me for like a month. She's hoping to get a job here so we can get a place together. But anyways I'm doing better tonight that I was other nights. Depression sucks.
>>23387346
I <3 you, goat
Have you ever thought of changing up your hairstyle?
I think you're very pretty but you seem to kind of just grow out your hair and let it do its own thing. Potential.
>>23387358
that sounds nice. :) is she a nice person? do you have any hobbies?
>>23387360
I think SO MUCH about doing things to my hair. But it gorws so slowly! And I'm so afraid of fucking it up. Like side cuts or even just bangs are such a commitment. I also really want to bleach and dye my hair, but you can't unbleach hair.
>>23387205
Favorite dick size?
Was drunk af in these pics.
>>23387364
She is such a nice person <3
idk I'm into video games and comics and junk. desu mostly though I just spend most of my time on tumblr >.<
>>23387371
Slightly bigger than mine.
>>23387377
U a trap!
>TFW the thread went silent
Is it because I mentioned that I have a dick?
>>23387377
Best response.
What are your favorite kinds of games?
>>23387391
yep :3
>>23387392
Pfft, you can't be that perfect.
>>23387398
idk open world games I guess.
>>23387401
I'm also a cam girl / amateur porn star.
>>23387312
No. Montreal.
>>23387411
Well you just have it all, don't you.
What I would give to have cool friends like you.
>>23387411
Everybody wants to see your butt.
>>23387377
How big is it?
>>23387411
Well more power to you.
At least you're confident enough to do something useful with your looks.
I guess a more relevant question now is how big your pud is.
>>23387425
I've like met people in person who told me they thought I was / think I am intimidatingly cool and it's always the weirdest experience because like wat no I'm a shy NEET dork who puts like no effort into their appearance and didn't leave her house for 6 years after she dropped out of highschool.
I wish I had friends who lived like in walking distance of my place. I'm out in the suburbs and getting downtown to see hang out with one of my friends is such an ordeal. I've never had friends that I could just see on a whim. Like even when I was younger and knew people closer by they were still far enough away that we'd need to get our parents to drive us to each others house or whatever.
>>23387431
I don't share this often, but...
Here.
>>23387434
Like five inches in length. idk how thick. It's a v average girl dick.
>>23387445
pud? And thank you for framing it so positively!
>>23387461
Damn that looks tight lol
>>23387461
please piss into ur jeans!
>>23387461
If only there was a way to meet people that were so far away. Also you seem like a totally chill person, I mean you smoke the green so you can't be that bad ;)
Here's a question: Should I smoke out of my bubbler or my bong?
>>23387461
That's an old af gif btw and honestly I think my butt is way nicer now.
>>23387464
NGL I'm like pissed that I can't fuck a clone of myself.
>>23387468
I approve of your kink, but I'm too lazy for making free content like that.
>>23387469
I've never used a bubbler before so I'd go with that. I wish I could join you. Fuck. I want some nearby stoner friends so bad.
>>23387473
For real. It's a real struggle to get stoner friends. The best I have are chats and such. We'd click on way more levels than just weed though I gotta say. And bubbler it is.
>>23387473
The fact that u are the kind of girl that approve this kink is GREAT :) I hope in future u'll delight me with this ^^ btw thank u for answer
>>23387473
Aren't we all pissed that we cant fuck ourselves?
At least you can drop your panties now and let us want to fuck you lol
>>23387473
So totally unimportant question.
Do you eat your own cum, or dispose of it otherwise?
>>23387489
wheres the bong, everything else is inferior
>>23387517
Just bc you asked here you go
skype?
>>23387489
Nice.
Like I have a ton of friends who are stoners (it seems like almost everyone I know is desu), but I just live on the wrong side of the island. It'll be so great to live in like walking distance from a metro station when I get a place with my gf. Then I can see people and invite people over on like a whim. Plus then I'll be living with her and that alone will be rad as fuck.
>>23387493
Anyone who thinks that they're above fapping to piss porn are just pissing their lives away.
>>23387505
I've met people that wouldn't fuck themselves and it's like I can't even imagin what that would be like + how can you expect to find anyone when your standards are higher than yourself?
>>23387514
I lick it up sometimes.
>>23387517
Bongs are cool, but are things are too.
I want a Magic Flight Launch Box because I cough so much + I still kinda suck with lighters (tho I have totally been getting better with em). Plus it's like so shoddy looking of a thing that it somehow makes it difficult to think of it as really vaping and I don't want to have to think of myself as someone who vapes >.<
>>23387526
Yea I agree
I think it would be probably the best sex ever, I just don't know what part I would do
Here's a lazy attempt at sfw vore porn that I did for this girl I know (and used to date) who's totally into vore
>>23387525
Don't like to give it out because I don't want my contacts list to get cluttered + I'm not even using as much anymore like I transitioning (:D) away from using skype.
>>23387534
All of the parts! I'm more of a bottom, but I'd totally be a switch for me.
>>23387526
How do I fuck you?
>>23387526
mflb isn't worth it unless you get the power adapter.
>>23387526
What's wrong with vaping?
The pens, the whips, or the ecig culture?
>>23387526
What's wrong with being a vaper? Just as long as you aren't preachy about it. And you could always smoke occasionally too.
Are you and your GF really close? Don't mean to prod but I'm curious how your relationship works
>>23387548
Also for some reason I think you're the only person in the world I could do piss play with.
>>23387547
the culture probably, most of you guys are huge fucking faggots about it.
>>23387552
I don't really vape. I used to have a mflb and a volcano vape which were both real nice, but IMO they don't compare to a good bong rip.
>>23387538
IDK. I get a lot of offers from men and I'm more into girls (though I am bi) so desu transitioning would really up your odds.
>>23387547
>>23387548
>>23387552
The culture. I pretty much associate it with trilby wearing dudes for whatever reason desu.
>>23387551
Thanks. It's not even really a thing I'm all that into like I was mostly just replying to a guy who brought it up.
>>23387567
I forgot to upload a pic that time >.<
>>23387526
>pissing their lives away
>>23387568
Gorgeous. Is the pipe all you have?
>>23387567
wait you're trans?
>>23387578
Kate's clever
Ugh I really want to go to Cinema L'Amour while stoned some time. I've never been to a porn theater before. Hoping I can talk my gf into it (it's even free for couple son monday/tuesday!), but I'm guessing she'll be too like creeped out by there being men there.
>>23387580
Yeah. My girlfriend has a bong and some kind of vape though.
>>23387584
Yep. Got a dick just like all girls do.
>>23387568
whats your favorite feature on guys that turns you on immediately
I love you kate, for realsies.
I wanna put my face on your face and kiss you till time explodes. 1000% serious
>>23387568
So what about that butt again??
>All these faggots who are in love with Kate and are dropping spaghetti
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I can't hold it anymore myself goddamn Kate I want to get stoned and have erotic sex with you and your gf
>>23387623
How. The fuck.
DUDE WEED LMAO XDDD
>>23387537
Man mighty max was awesome
>>23387599
randomly arin
>>23387205
You are a cutie Kate. I like your glasses, they make you look like a sexy genius smarty pants.
>>23387205
What's in your fridge?
>>23387205
Why are you so damn fat? My captcha was salad, you should try some.
>>23387205
>tfw no nerdy, cute stoner gf to have sex with, talk to, and love
why god
>>23387205
Hi kate :3
>tfw I started my transition when I was 17 and it's already too late for me to even come close to this
who wants to slit my throat
>>23387623
Yes so where did you go!?
>>23388629
i'll do it for you if i can film it.
apropos name. this thread was an incredible boring read/view
Glasses off pic plz.
>>23388728
Better share the fucking file
>>23388643
To sleep.
>>23388629
I didn't start till I was 22. You're going to be hot as fuck (even if you don't think you will).
>>23388541
Hi!
>>23388827
Nice. Glad to hear that I lived up to my name. Wouldn't want to disappoint anyone.
>>23388526
>TFW I have a nerdy, cute stoner gf to have sex with, talk to, and love
It's pretty great.
>>23387669
The awesomest. Did you watch the cartoon growing up too?
>>23389214
1. Why are you always inactive on steam?
2. Would love to cuddle with you :3
Kate can I drive you to the moon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0iAQnCQp9o
>I'll never meet a trans girl as hot and sexy as Kate
>I'll probably never meet a trans girl that's hot
lol kill me
>>23387205
why don't you lose some weight you fat fuck
>>23387367
Contactfag
The first qt girl from I see in /soc/ from montreal and she have a dick and a gf.
>fml
Where do you live? Laval or Longueuil?
Can we see your pussy
>>23389214
Yeah the cartoon was great. I had most of the toys as well (basically male polly pocket). They where awesome.
>>23389214
>>23393352
Wait for you to know what might max is you have to be from the UK and somewhere between 25 and 30
>>23387537
That grin made me laugh so fucking hard for some reason.
I was lurking because I wanted to photoshop some of your pictures for practice but I realized that they're filtered too heavily for you to be a good candidate. That smug ass grin though has had me cracking up. Nice open mouth lips btw.
Also the only thing I'd rec is threading/waxing your eyebrows famalam.
>>23387205
are you a trap?
if not gtfo
Hey Kate! I think you're really cute and being into vidya and 420blazeitfaggot is a plus in my book! If I lived in Canada, I'd date you.
Confession: I've fapped to your videos on Pornhub... that lip bite you do gets me every time.
>>23387358
canadian spotted
im sorry but i can't support your sinful lifestyle, living in another country's hat. you and your gf should move to a real country soon where you don't have to fight polar bears to get to work and you're free from socialized medicine
i laugh on your silly country
What's your puss taste like?
>>23389214
I want to touch your peepee
>>23394878
>puss
I have news for you buddy
That aint no lady
Didn't know her since now. Looks like a cute little slut.
>>23387210
You're like the virgin version of James Franco
