Cast anons into their film role!
awww yes
>>23378961
Sniper in a WWII film. You rarely speak but usually make the most rational calls during a firefight. You end up losing a few limbs from a grenade but survive
>>23378966
Summer camp counselor that's always super happy and excited which annoys most of the campers
>>23378961
Asshole antagonist who is abused at home and gets evil powers n shit
>>23378966
Nerdy girl who gets rejected for the bimbo then comes back at the end of the movie a total babe
>>23378990
You do know that girl is a lesbian right?...
>>23378961
Vampire hunter who's half-vampire himself
>>23378966
Indie girl who struggles with finding love in the wrong places when her real soulmate is her best friend
>>23378975
Leader of a rag-tag group of people looking to get rich quick and illegaly
>>23378966
girl befriends autistic man
>>23378975
struggling mathematician takes a job as a computer scientist and hacks the sun
>>23378996
Doesn't matter, she's acting
>>23378961
Creepy Stalker/Serial Killer.
>>23378966
The innocent girl who goes on a road trip with her friends and ends up doing not so innocent activities.
>>23378975
The protagonist's wing man who helps him get the girl.
>>23378997
Jack Black 2.0 in a new film, school of heavy rock.
>>23378999
A nurse who takes great care in her work. Breaks down whenever a patient dies in her care.
>>23379023
i should have never posted that vag shot
>>23378961
Art house movie where a girl falls in love with her voyeuristic stalker (you), who turns out to have lost his ex girlfriend in a car accident. She helps you work through your problems and falls in love with you as well in the final act.
>>23378966
French road trip movie. You break up with your boyfriend/(girlfriend?) who's along for the trip as well in the first act but you guys decide to finish your journey together none the less. You learn a lot about yourselves along the way.
>>23378975
You're the main character and narator. You've done something horible and have to pretend like everything is allright to the outside world. The audience doesn't find out what you did untill the last scene.
>>23378997
In your movie you're a movie director who's written the perfect comedy film. Your movie is about you strugling to get it produced. Your best friend steals the idea and gets famous becouse of it. Your movie has a happy ending though.
>>23378999
Your movie is a thriller set in a single room. A cafe in brooklyn. You're the waitress, and part of the movie deals extensively with your backstory. The movie is well recieved becouse of it's dialouge.
>>23378961
Everyone believed him to be the killer. They imprisoned him, shunned him, only to discover that he knew the Identity of the real killer but it was all to late...
>>23378966
She was the preppy councilor, always greeting the new kids once they had stepped foot onto the campus with a firm hug and a wide grin.
She get's killed by "accidentally" jumping into a wood chipper.
>>23378975
The hero of our tale, a little slow but his charm and determinism leads him to discover the location of the killers hide out and saves the kidnapped students.
>>23378997
He just sits, silently, waiting for another teen to go missing. As the numbers dwindle his tempo slows until, at the very end, he plays only a single note...A g minor.
>>23378999
The witty, but calculated, ex of protagonist.
Works for the police.
Does not solve the case.
Becomes hipster.
>>23378961
Fashion icon
>>23378966
You get sexually assaulted and take brutal revenge
>>23378975
failing intern at the hospital
>>23378997
shaman
>>23378999
you do dance battles and are a twerk queen
>>23379041
the guy who pranks his roomate by secretly feeding him a tenstrip of cid
>>23378999
Carrie's mother
>>23379023
A vagina
>>23379041
Shady college kid who never leaves his dorm; secretly responsible for the disappearances of many college kids
>>23379054
Christian Grey
>>23379061
A teenage Cyclops, the new student in Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Children
>>23379083
Will Ferrell's character in A Night at the Roxbury
>forgot his name
>>23379061
fargo, the dumb cop in season 1
>>23379083
eggmans bestie in his new documentary
>>23378961
Viking hero
>>23379113
The eyewitness the news actors first interview.
However due to the shock he can only proclaim his love for turtles.
>>23379146
The main character in the sub plot. He is a racer but only to support the children at the orphanage, which was were he spent most of his youth.
>>23379083
The killers self identified henchman, he acts according to what he believes the killer desires. Gives up after failing to kill the same person multiple times and starts his own Jazz band.
>>23378997
Monster hunter that relies on very unorthodox tactics. You have a goofy sense of humor despite having a dangerous job
>>23378999
Olympic swimmer that is constantly being abused by your coach
>>23379041
Music journalist and journalist that road trips with a band during the 70s
>>23379054
Megalomaniac Bond villain that wants to take out all the major world leaders
>>23379061
The smart one in a horror film. You're the one who finally realizes the killer is and what his motive are. Right as soon as you explain it, you're stabbed by the killer
>>23379083
Scientist who develops a cure to a notoriously incurable disease. However, some conspiracy organization kills you before you can release it to the world
>>23379113
Bully of the MC in a high school comedy.
>>23379146
Blacksmith that teaches the hero how to use a sword before he embarks on his quest
>>23378966
Quirky best friend
>>23378975
Sports movie main protagonist
>>23378997
70's street gang member
>>23378999
Cool teacher that students like
>>23379041
Kid who gets bullied but then becomes YouTube famous and shits on his haters/bullies with views and likes
>>23379054
Russian hit man
>>23379061
Kid who's mom is an alcoholic
>>23379083
Record label boss
>>23379113
>>23379146
>>23378975's partners in crime
>>23379230
Works for an intelligence agency that has discovered ayy lmaos, becomes defender of his base after the initial attack wipes out most of the staff
Idk why I am not currently trying to get a job or life
>>23379245
Cause you're on 4chan numb nuts
Inb4 Dopinder from deadpool
Whoops sent wrong pic
Maybe a new picture will make people stop typecasting me into the same three roles?
The year is 1926. A professor of Anthropology at Boston University and his Teaching Assistant have stumbled across a collection of ancient texts, pertaining to a cult in North America originating among the Inuit peoples. Following the trail set forth by the mysterious writings leads them across the paths of several unsavory characters, including a hardboiled private eye looking into the supposed suicide of a now-wealthy widow's husband. The three find themselves setting down the same paths in their investigations; investigations which will lead them into the heart of America's wild Alaskan frontier; investigations which might just uncover things best left unheard of by mankind.
>>23379362
>>23379054
The Professor - A Boston University Professor of Anthropology. He is well-known by his colleagues not only for having a mind that few men are able to keep pace with, let alone outsmart, but also for his being enamored with the occult and taboo. It is his purchase of a set of ancient writings from the Pacific Northwest region of the United States that sets he and his Aide's journey in motion.
>>23378961
The Aide - The Professor's Teaching Assistant, this young man is one of the University's only members that respects him for his fascination with regards to occult studies and the paranormal, as well as his intellect. The Aide is always as the Professor's side, and having led a rough life before seeking out the hallowed halls of higher learning, is always ready to hold his own in a fight.
>>23379083
The Gumshoe - A hardboiled private dick, the detective's story begins in New York City, when he's approached by the kind of dame you dream of after one too many glasses at a speakeasy that's shady even by speakeasy standards. She recounts to him her deceased husband's tragic suicidal plummet from their penthouse balcony; and then shares with him her suspicions that he's not only alive and well, but stalking her with murderous intent.
>>23379245
Asylum patient who escapes, finds a way to shut off all power in the asylum, and starts killing people
>>23379347
>>23379362
Dopinder from Deadpool
>>23379362
>dis gun b gud
>>23379372
>>23378999
The Femme Fatale - This gal is hot; hot like the heat that rises from the streets of NYC on a summer afternoon, carrying the stink of murder with an undercurrent of discarded takeout. She approaches the Private Eye at his agency, sending him on a wild goose chase across the nation, tracing the footsteps of her not-quite-so-dead ex-husband from chilly New England, to the sun-scorched valleys of New Mexico, all the way to Alaska, where the land itself is as likely to be your end as the man you're chasing.
>>23378975
The Dearly Departed - Millionaire industrialist, supposedly plummeted to his death from a penthouse in front of his distraught wife. However, as the story goes on, we find that he might be in slightly better condition than you would think after such an ordeal. Wherever the P.I. goes, he finds fleeting clues of the man's presence; a whisper of his name, a local who recognizes his photo. And as the P.I. digs deeper into the past, he finds that some ill-gotten gains are so far beyond ill-gotten, they defy all human reasoning.
>>23379380
>>23378966
A self-proclaimed "Psychic" the Professor and his Aide encounter in a small town on the edge of the Louisiana swamplands. She warns them off of the land, speaking of evil spirits and the men who serve them. Her warnings go unheeded.
>>23379041
P.I.'s informant in New York. Brings him info on the disappearance of the Millionaire shortly before turning up dead, with unidentifiable hieroglyphs carved into his chest.
>>23379061
World traveler, sells The Professor a crate of books and manuscripts containing the texts that set his side of the story into motion.
>>23379113
Sheriff of community in northern Washington that sprung up around a successful lumber mill. Both the Professor and the P.I.'s stories converge in this town, and the Sheriff isn't happy to have either party snooping around "his" town.
>>23378997
Mysterious man the P.I. is tracking down, as he appears to be tied to the Millionaire's suicide/disappearance. When the two stories converge in Washington, he is found to be a part of, possibly the head of, a modern offshoot of an ancient Inuit cult dedicated to the worship of "He Who Sleeps Beneath The Ice"
All the rest of y'all can be various cultists or setpiece people in the shady communities visited by The Professor and his Aide or the Private Eye.
>>23378961
autistic serial killer who is obsessed with horror movies
>>23378966
a lesbian
>>23378975
normal guy who does normal stuff
>>23378997
I see you in some sort of vampire/werewolf related role
>>23379054
nazi / android (like in the alien films)
You would also have fit right in with the first order in the new star wars films
>>23379146
a cool guy who gives off good vibes
>>23379347
some kind of techie hacker dude who helps the main protagonist track down the bad guys
Don't be too mean
>>23379511
Mission Impossible
that was easy
What the fuck am i casting
>>23379553
Porn actress. Wins Woody award for facefucking of the year.
>>23379562
Thanks senpai
>>23379553
Female counterpart in generic action movie
>>23379569
Prep/ bad guy on wall street
>>23378975
Sports underdog who leads his team to victory
>>23378997
Son who has a metal band in a family film
>>23378999
Journalist who investigates a local murderer only to find she's the next victim
>>23379041
Comic relief who gets killed in a horror movie
>>23379054
European assasin who is plotting to kill a very important political leader.
>>23379061
Office intern at a tech startup that's about to be big.
>>23379146
LA cop who finds himself surrounded by corruption. Solves the case no one wants to take on.
>>23379342
Indian guy who finds the cure for a virus that could destroy humanity.
>>23379603
Piano protege who has to deal with the death of his mentor.
>>23379603
Gay porn. Best Reach around.
>>23378951
Wanna know.
>>23380145
Do other people then
>>23380159
Nah, too damn lazy
>>23380222
Then go fuck yourself.
>>23378961
Either the villain of a horror movie or the badass that ends up killing him.
>>23378966
Indie rom-com manic pixie dream girl
>>23378975
"I heard there was woman drowning and someone called for a lifeguard. Thank God I came."
>>23378997
Noise sensitive aliens have come to invade the Earth and the US Government calls upon the most (likeably) obnoxious metalhead to destroy the aliens and run them out of the planet with his guitar playing.
>>23378999
Wine-and-ice-cream chugging divorcee who contemplates all of the mistakes she made throughout her life.
>>23379041
A shoo-in for the live-action adaptation of the Howard and Nester comics from Nintendo Power. That or the remake of Drop Dead Fred.
>>23379054
"I'm Jay and this is my hetero lifemate Silent Bob. Nooch."
>>23379061
Dickish bouncer at some seedy East-side bar.
>>23379083
The silent, stoic, built-like-a-brick-shithouse brute
>>23379113
Guy at the beach who kicks sand in the nerds' faces.
>>23379146
Drift racer who needs drive across the country to deliver several kilos of cocaine or else his entire family gets shot.
>>23379230
Guy at the bar who's there everyday, sits in the same spot, orders the same drink, is there for extended periods of time, comes in and leaves at the exact same time everyday, and always chats with the bartender and anyone else who just happens to be sitting alone.
(cont.)
>>23380295
(cont.)
>>23379245
"COME AND TRY SOME DUMB SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER! I'LL FUCK YOU RIGHT UP!"
>>23379342
>>23379347
"Listen, I'd love to stay and chat, but I have to get to class in ten minutes. I spent all night studying for this exam and I'll be damned if I fail."
>>23379362
Shy, bookish, erudite Cameron Crowe-esque protagonist
>>23379511
The next incarnation of Ted Bundy: good-looking, well-spoken, charming, and will lure you into his basement. Trust me, you'll never get out.
>>23379553
Knows damn well she's good-looking, but likes to play hard-to-get to take the piss out of everyone.
>>23379569
Two words: Dorian Gray
>>23379603
The most Wes Andersonian main character since Moonrise Kingdom
>>23379657
Silly stoner comic relief
>>23379822
"I suggest not fucking with me. I'm wearing this trenchcoat for a reason."
>>23380145
"You think if I wear this shirt to school and gel my hair up, everyone will like me?"
...but now it's my turn to get typecasted. Be honest, even if it means being brutally honest.
>>23380312
goofy, helpful friend of the main character
>>23380247
this
>>23379822
russian henchman
>>23379657
party guy
>>23379603
>>23379569
particip8
>>23379553
>>23379511
read above
>>23379362
Lead in an indie movie centered around a quirky game designer
>>23379342
>>23379347
>>23379245
particip8
>>23379230
pot head roommate
>>23379146
knight
>>23379113
jock in a highschool comedy
>>23379083
irritable businessman
>>23379061
marine suffering from ptsd in a military drama
>>23379054
sailer trying to sail around the world
>>23379041
drunk british guy in a pub, J. Edgar Wright film
>>23378999
sassy head nurse
>>23378997
In the upcoming movie, Lords of Chaos
check it out on imdb actually, looks like it'll be awesome
>>23378975
lifeguard who saves his future wife from drowning
>>23378966
particip8
Imma cast y'all into my casting of a future Harry Potter world
>>23379362
Our lead protaganist, Harry Potter, is now a renowned auror and has grown his beard out.
>>23378961
Ron Weasley has now started his family with his wife, Hermione.
>>23379553
Hot wife of Ron, Professor Hermione. You and Ron live a happy family life.
>>23379230
Professor Neville Longbottom: ex-auror and now the professor of herbology. Married Hannah Abott. You divorce her as she cheated on you with Draco Malfoy. You get into an accident in your herbology lecture and lose your eyesight. Hannah heals your sight and her beautiful face is the first thing you see again. Your love is reborn and you two get married and live a happy life.
>>23379245
Barty Crouch Jr. who had the worst death as he never died and his soul is roaming inside a Dementor.
>>23379041
George Weasley: after losing your other half, Fred, you go into 4 years of depression. After which you try finding resurection methods to raise your brother from the dead. It consumes you and you lose grip of right and wrong. You sacrifice many people in the process but you end up raising Fred. Fred reminds you of what you have become and asks you if it was worth it. Fred wants to go back to his eternal rest and kills himself. Overwhelmed with what has happened you go into exile.
>>23378997
Sirius Black RIP
>>23378975
Young Tom Riddle.
>>23378966
Hannah Abott. You marry Neville but cheat on him once which results in a divorce. You regret your one mistake heavily and focus on your work as an healer. You hear that Neville has lost his sight in Hogwarts and you rush to his aid. You heal him and apologize for your past actions. You two get back together and get remarried.
>>23379113
Draco Malfoy, you decide to man up and fuck the pussy magic shit. You get jacked off your ass and become the first Wizard who pulls his opponents to him and beats them to death. Also become an auror.
>>23379511
Serverus Snape and Lily's son, Jacob. You were put in an orphanage and never found out about your parents. You end up living a muggle life in which you became a young politician and eventually the Prime Minister of United Kingdom. As PM you find out about the magic world and unlike past PMs, you decide to embrace the magic world as you felt strangely fascinated by magic.
>>23379146
Viktor Krum. ex-world famous quiddich player.
>>23380396
Funny enough I went to school for programming because I wanna make videojuegos.
Now I'm back at school for network security because if I got a job as a code monkey I would hate my life and not want to make vidyogaems anymore.
It'll happen eventually.
>>23380312
computer hacker that is made fun of the whole movie but saves everyone in the end and gets a kiss on the cheek from the hot chick
>>23379822
the funny drug dealer
>>23379657
the lovable best friend
>>23380312
Likable gas station cashier. Think Clerks but more of an indie comedy where you spill a slushie down a girl's shirt.
>>23379822
Kid who comes in to try to rob the gas station. Knocks his head on the counter when slipping on slushie that wasn't cleaned up from the floor
>>23379657
Comes in to buy nachos everynight. Has a stupid tagline like "And that's what's UP"
>>23379553
You get slushied right in the cleavage. RIP that cute bra.
>>23379511
Second cashier -- protagonist. In classic indie comedy fashion, doesn't realize that he can have whatever he wants if he stops wallowing and tries to get it.
>>23379146
Cop who catches the robber. Gives zero fucks
>>23379061
In a plot twist, the protagonist's love interest. But you're dressed more like Alex Turner for effect.
>>23378999
Thinks she's the love interest. Doesn't realize that she's in a movie that doesn't stereotype sexual preference.
>>23380729
Ayyyy Clerks is my favorite movie of all time, so everything checks out* okay.
*pun intended
>>23378961
Sociopath that helps find the killer
>>23378966
Annoying best friend
>>23378975
If they did a sequel of Zathura you'd be the big brother
>>23378997
Metal head extra of course or if about a band the guitarist
>>23379041
Instigator for all hero vs villian fights, that's all you do is egg on both sides
>>23379054
Cliché British bad guy
>>23379061
Extra
>>23379083
Need that goes on a rampage
>>23380729
Crazy ex that kills your exs current gfs
>>23380703
Fuckboi at the club (small part)
>>23380312
Nerdy best friend
