Survey Time!
>gender
>sexual orientation
>relationship status
>age
>location
>birthplace
>ethnicity
>religion
>believe in god?
>believe in ayys?
>favorite hobbies?
>favorite movies/tv/books?
>favorite games?
>favorite color?
>support abortion?
>support feminism?
>believe in ghosts?
>closest to death you've been?
>ever been in a car crash?
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
>favorite color?
>favorite animal?
>how often do you fap?
>shower before sex/oral?
>shower morning or evening?
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>if you could have one wish?
>favorite memory?
>biggest regret?
>worst memory?
>life goal?
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
>favorite 4chan boards?
>favorite subreddits?
>favorite website?
>favorite historical person?
>favorite topics/subjects?
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
>are you happy with your life?
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
>job/school/neet?
>are you autistic?
>any cool fact about yourself?
>biggest accomplishment?
>did you enjoy this survey?
>picture
>contact info
Ain't nobody got time for all those questions
>gender - male
>sexual orientation - straight
>relationship status - single
>age - 18
>location - europe
>birthplace - europe
>ethnicity - caucasian
>religion - no
>believe in god? - probably
>believe in ayys? - not really
>favorite hobbies? - making music/videos
>favorite movies/tv/books? - brave new world
>favorite games? - civ5, grand strategy in general
>favorite color? - grey
>support abortion? - dont care
>support feminism? - no
>believe in ghosts? - no
>closest to death you've been? - dont remember
>ever been in a car crash? - no
>do you always wear a seatbelt? - yes
>favorite color? - yeah
>favorite animal? - armadillo
>how often do you fap? - 0.67 times a day
>shower before sex/oral? - idk
>shower morning or evening? - evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee? - always
>if you could have one wish? - id save my wish for later
>favorite memory? - why
>biggest regret? - not doing something i do now earlier
>worst memory? - being in the hospital for 2 months
>life goal? - to be edgy, rich, happy, comfy
>How would you address a group of two or more people? - guys
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road? - grass
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs? - none
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
>favorite 4chan boards? - g mu fa biz vg
>favorite subreddits?
>favorite website? - wikipedia
>favorite historical person? - thomas jefferson
>favorite topics/subjects? - conspiracies, music, art, life.
>if you could be with one person right now, who? - god
>are you happy with your life? - yes
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle? - a roundabout
>how long have you been on 4chan? - 4 years
>job/school/neet? - school
>are you autistic? - i think i am, i wish
>any cool fact about yourself? - im an important person on the internet
>biggest accomplishment? - above
>did you enjoy this survey? - yes
>picture - picture related
>contact info - skype defaulttwo
>Male
>Str8
>Single as fuck
>20
>New Orleans
>White/Filipino/Native American
>None/Nihilist
>No
>Yes
>Guitar, Photography, SFX Makeup, Music Collecting/Recording
>The Thing (1982), Eraserhead, Spaceballs, Bram Stoker's Dracula, any Hammer horror film
>The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Eric Andre Show, old cartoons
>Any classic horror novel
>Doom, Castlevania, Devil May Cry, Silent Hill, Super Smash Bros., Starcraft, Killer Instinct, etc.
>Black, Purple, Red, Blue
>Yeah, I guess so.
>I stay out of that menstrual hellstorm.
>Oh yeah.
>Never
>Minor ones
>Who doesn't?
>snek
>Often, but not too often
>Yes. I don't want her getting a whiff of my unclean balls.
>Whenever, I guess. Doesn't really matter
>Yes
>Either I want to be happy, or I want to be with her.
>Leaving high school or losing my virginity. One or the other.
>Nah. No time for that.
>The day after I graduated. Got kicked out of my old house.
>Touring band. I don't care how big or small we are. As long as we're successful enough to tour, I'm happy.
>No
>I just want to be able to connect to her and be with her a lot, and I want to make her happy. I don't care about anything else as long as I can make her smile every day.
>/soc/, /mu/, /b/, /gif/, sometimes /f/
>kek
>4chan
>I don't know
>I don't care
>My crush/waifu
>Nah. Never was.
>I don't remember. A long while, I know that.
>College, full time.
>Ask me for contact.
I skipped a lot of questions, I know.
>>23377969
>>23376503
>>23376095
>>23375936
Calm down NSA.
>gender
male
>sexual orientation
straight but I will fuck you for domination in the pen
>relationship status
single
>age
24
>location
Texas
>birthplace
Texas
>ethnicity
White/8th hispanic
>religion
catholic I guess
>believe in god?
kind of
>believe in ayys?
hell yeah
>favorite hobbies?
drugs, tennis, rap
>favorite movies/tv/books?
requiem for a dream, fear and loathing, its always sunny, game of thrones
>favorite games?
halo, dark souls, elder scrolls
>favorite color?
green
>support abortion?
eh idk dont really care
>support feminism?
not really?
>believe in ghosts?
maybe
>closest to death you've been?
tried to kill self, almost crashed into the highway divider at 90, almost been killed by drug dealers
>ever been in a car crash?
yeah
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yeah, they about to take my license away already son
>favorite color?
you already asked this you goofy ass nigga
>favorite animal?
wolf
>how often do you fap?
maybe once a day
>shower before sex/oral?
yes?
>shower morning or evening?
sure
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
sure
>if you could have one wish?
gimme a billion dollars lad
>favorite memory?
being all fucked up when the sun comes up is pretty neat
>biggest regret?
That I haven't used my time wisely
>worst memory?
gf i love cheating on me
>life goal?
to become the ultimate hood nigga
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Hey!
>>23381892
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
a qt2pt
>are you happy with your life?
No lol
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
a clusterfuck, every man for themselves
>how long have you been on 4chan?
5 years
>job/school/neet?
neet
>are you autistic?
I dunno
>any cool fact about yourself?
My dick is 7.5 inches
>biggest accomplishment?
nationally ranked in tennis
>did you enjoy this survey?
eh it was bretty ok
>picture
pic related
>contact info
kik bigmacdaddyplaya
Also do you know how bumps work you stupid mothafucka?
>>23381949
yes
>>23381982
no you don't you little faggot, you posted like 5 in a row.
>>23381986
so?
>>23381988
That's not how it works dawg. Only one bump per ID, so lets say you were the last to bump, then someone posts, then you can bump again, unless you're OP, you get the one thread bump, then you get one extra bump from there if you want to use it. I don't think you can just spam bumps and have them work
>gender
female
>sexual orientation
straight-ish
>relationship status
single
>age
21
>location
miami, fl
>birthplace
Kaoshiung, Taiwan
>ethnicity
Chinese (with some japanese mixed in i think)
>religion
none
>believe in god?
i'd like to but without proper evidence, no.
>believe in ayys?
what?
>favorite hobbies?
videogames, workouts, swimming, shopping, reading.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
movie: star wars (ep 4 thru 7)
tv: the walking dead
book: battle royale
>favorite games?
dark souls
>support abortion?
you do you, i do me.
>support feminism?
of course not.
>believe in ghosts?
no but i love ghost stories.
>closest to death you've been?
hit by a motorcylce, coma for 6 days.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>favorite animal?
white tigers
>how often do you fap?
rarely.
>shower before sex/oral?
i switch it up.
>shower morning or evening?
morning shower
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yeah
>if you could have one wish?
immortality
>favorite memory?
disneyworld as a kid
>life goal?
become famous/infamous
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
funny,fit, driven
>favorite website?
imgur
>are you happy with your life?
8.8/10
>how long have you been on 4chan?
year
>job/school/neet?
job
>any cool fact about yourself?
I could probably kick your ass in mortal kombat.
>contact info
skype: tsureili
>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Like a 2-3 on the Kinsey scale
>relationship status
Haha
>age
23
>location
East coast, US
>birthplace
^
>ethnicity
Whitey cracka
>religion
Nope.
>believe in god?
I don't know.
>believe in ayys?
It's possible, but probably none have come here.
>favorite hobbies?
I like to fuck around on instruments. Music, movies, etc. Good jokes. Drinking. drinking. dri
>favorite movies/tv/books?
A lot. Clockwork Orange/NGE/East of Eden as a sampling.
>favorite games?
Dorfs, roguelikes.
>favorite color?
I dunno. Darker shades, I guess.
>support abortion?
Sure. I haven't looked into the issue, but early abortions seem obviously fine, and really late abortions are literally just killing a baby (though, in situations where the mother's life is threatened by the pregnancy, this might be the lesser of two evils), so I figure people smarter than I am will find a good middle-point to say when it's okay to do.
>support feminism?
I dunno.
>believe in ghosts?
Not really.
>closest to death you've been?
I haven't really come very close to death.
Fallen off some stuff sometimes, I guess; a truck got too close for comfort while I was passing once on the highway.
>ever been in a car crash?
A couple fender benders but never anything serious, unless you count my mom crashing our van into one of those water-barrel things.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yeah, unless there's an overload of people and it's a bitch to get on.
>favorite color?
You included this one twice.
>favorite animal?
Tiger. All felines.
>how often do you fap?
hahaha
>shower before sex/oral?
Seems like a good idea.
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes.
>if you could have one wish?
i wish i was dead
>favorite memory?
I'm drawing a blank.
>biggest regret?
Hard to decide.
>worst memory?
^
>life goal?
Live forever in an unchanging world.
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Hey.
>>23382374
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
"The area of grass between the sidewalk and the road."
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Smart, attractive people that like the things I like and like to be the big spoon. Not optimistic; enjoys good jokes.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/mu/, /sci/, /lit/, /v/.
>favorite subreddits?
Nope.
>favorite website?
Probably this one.
>favorite historical person?
History isn't a large interest of mine, though I wouldn't mind getting into it. There are people I can think of, but it feels dishonest to label any of them as "favorites".
>favorite topics/subjects?
Music, movies, philosophical stuff (though I'm not exactly well versed), good jokes.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Martin Shkreli
>are you happy with your life?
Nope.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
"fuckign stupid fuck these things"
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Like 8 years.
>job/school/neet?
Applying to grad school.
>are you autistic?
No.
>any cool fact about yourself?
Not really.
>biggest accomplishment?
I made a song once.
>did you enjoy this survey?
No.
>picture
Not today. Here's a guy that isn't me.
>contact info
I don't really think this is a good advertisement for me.
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Bi/gay
>relationship status
Single
>age
18
>location
Germany, BW
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Agnostic atheist
>believe in god?
No
>favorite hobbies?
Gaming
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Interstellar, SW, Hunger Games, MLP, HIMYM, South Park etc.
>favorite games?
CS, Skyrim, Poral
>support feminism?
I support equality, not feminism
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
Bunny
>how often do you fap?
Too often
>if you could have one wish?
No idea
>favorite memory?
First meeting "him"
>biggest regret?
Not asking him out..
>worst memory?
Too many
>life goal?
Being loved by someone as much as I love him/her
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink, smoke occasionally, no drugs
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Being loved, not being lonely anymore, cuddling, having fun together (not only in a sexual way)
>favorite 4chan boards?
/b/
>favorite website?
Youtube
>favorite historical person?
No idea
>favorite topics/subjects?
Physics, Space
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
A close friend I have a crush on
>are you happy with your life?
Yes and no, just really lonely, but its okay I guess
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
What kind of questions are these?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Maybe a year
>job/school/neet?
School
>are you autistic?
No
>any cool fact about yourself?
Interested in science (is that cool..?)
>contact info
Skype: freyyy69
Kik: frey.luk
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
*in love*
>age
21
>location
Russia
>birthplace
Russia
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Atheist
>believe in god?
nope
>believe in ayys?
ofc
>favorite hobbies?
electronics and "IT things", sports
>favorite movies/tv/books?
idk, from recent: The Wonderful life of Walter Mitty
>favorite games?
half-life 1 (and mods), WoW
>favorite color?
idk, maybe red
>support abortion?
mostly yes
>support feminism?
nope
>believe in ghosts?
nope
>closest to death you've been?
in childhood ill with salmonellosis, was discharged from the hospital to die, survived.
>ever been in a car crash?
never
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
idk, nope
>favorite animal?
difinitelly cat
>how often do you fap?
about 2-3 times per 2-3 days (can 5 times one day if horny lol)
>shower before sex/oral?
always
>shower morning or evening?
evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
always
>if you could have one wish?
i would like to fuck sp00kym00ny, shes so fucking hot
>favorite memory?
idk, when I've eaten horse sausage (food, not dick) without bread
>biggest regret?
i began to do sports too late
>worst memory?
when i was 15, my exgf told me that she is pregnant by me (it was not me)
>life goal?
to be happy and proud of your life
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
Hey
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
a border (???)
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
nope
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
funny, similar interests
>favorite 4chan boards?
soc, hc, s, b
>favorite subreddits?
idk
>favorite website?
google.com
>favorite historical person?
idk
>favorite topics/subjects?
sports, food, relationships, people, computers, interesting things
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
sp00kym00ny (forgive me, gf)
>are you happy with your life?
difinitely yes
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
i drive only bicycle, so idk
>how long have you been on 4chan?
my first visit was about 8-9 years ago
>job/school/neet?
university
>are you autistic?
nope
>any cool fact about yourself?
one day i came about 8 times a day
>biggest accomplishment?
idk, high level in sports
>did you enjoy this survey?
yep
>picture
havent camera rn
>contact info
snapchat, kik: mydickinaboxx
>gender - grill
>sexual orientation - im bi
>relationship status - single
>age - 19
>location - finlaaand
>ethnicity - caucasian
>religion - atheist
>believe in god? - nah
>favorite hobbies? - games, painting, drawing etc
>favorite movies/tv/books? - i really like mad men
>favorite games? - dota 2 and horror games
>favorite color? - dark red
>support abortion? - stupidest question ever :D but i'm pro-choice
>support feminism? - sure if theyre smart
>believe in ghosts? - im afraid of them
>closest to death you've been? - i dunno i had some terrible disease as a baby so i guess that
>ever been in a car crash? - yeah
>do you always wear a seatbelt? - most of the time
>favorite animal? - polar bear!!
>how often do you fap? - sometimes every day sometimes seldom
>shower before sex/oral? - yes pls
>shower morning or evening? - morning/day
>do you always wash your hands after you pee? - well not always
>if you could have one wish? - i'm boring and i want infinite money
>favorite memory? - no idea
>biggest regret? - i guess not breaking up with my ex sooner, but i don't really care
>life goal? - right now my goal is to be able to do the split someday and save the world
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road? - piennar, idk what its in english
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs? - sometimes
>what you look for in a partner/relationship? - that we play together and cuddle few mins inbetween matches hihi
>favorite historical person? - all the great painters
>favorite topics/subjects? - art art art
>if you could be with one person right now, who? - my crush :3
>are you happy with your life? - its nice
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle? - liikenneympyrä
>how long have you been on 4chan? - 3 years on/off
>job/school/neet? - job
>biggest accomplishment? - graduating
>did you enjoy this survey? - it was cool
>>23382000
only like that on /b/, on /soc/ you can always bump
>>23382092
please post a picture of yorself :)
OP is a faggot. Learn to bump you retard.
>gender
Female
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>Relationship status
Single
>Age
20
>Location
Texas
>Birthplace
Puerto Rico
>Ethnicity
Hispanic
>Religion
Agnostic
>Believe in god?
If only
>Believe in ayys?
If only
>Favorite hobbies?
Video gaming, art, pool, music
>Favorite movies/tv/books?
Sappy bullshit to make me feel worse about my life, horror movies, soap operas, and books my brother brings home
>Favorite games?
Diablo, Dungeon Siege, Okami, Audiosurf, League of Legends, Dark Souls, Otome games
>Favorite color?
Purple
>Support abortion?
I couldn't care less really, but I guess sure.
>Support feminism?
I don't like complaining.
>Believe in ghosts?
Yes
>Closest to death you've been?
Cancer
>Ever been in a car crash?
Yes
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>Favorite color?
PURPLE YOU ALREADY ASKED THIS PICK UP THE PACE.
>Favorite animal?
Turtles
>How often do you fap?
2/3 times a week
>Shower before sex/oral?
If I knew I would tell you
>Shower morning or evening?
Evening
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
When I'm alone, no.
>If you could have one wish?
Hard question.
>Favorite memory?
More than one memory but I hope it counts. Coming home to the smell of lemon ginger tea my brother always made afterschool.
>Biggest regret?
Not trying harder in school.
>Worst memory?
Dad leaving my family.
>Life goal
If I could paint a to-scale rendition of the Earth, I totally would.
>>23385155
Cont.
How would you address a group of two or more people?
Um, hey
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
It and the actual curb are both called the curb
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No/No/Yes
>What you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone I can be myself around who can also make me laugh
>Favorite 4chan boards?
/mu/, /v/, /vg/, /wg/, /a/
>Favorite subreddits?
I don't really browse reddit
>Favorite website?
Too many websites
>Favorite historical person?
I'd be putting too many to shame if I chose just one
>Favorite topics/subjects
Computer hardware/software, video games, nostalgic bullshit, music, philosophy
>If you could be with one person right now, who?
My uncle
>Are you happy with your life
ish.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Detour
>How long have you been on 4chan?
4 years
>Job/school/neet?
Yes/Yes/No
>Are you autistic?
Most likely.
>Any cool fact about yourself?
I have a birthmark that looks exactly like the New England Patriots logo, even though I am not a football fan.
>Contact info
Skype: Triscutx
>>23385155
my bumps work its only /b/ they dont, you learn to bump you retard
BUMP
>gender
Female
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Seeing someone
>age
About to turn 20
>location
US
>birthplace
Maryland
>ethnicity
White
>religion
Agnostic
>believe in god?
^
>believe in ayys?
No
>favorite hobbies?
I don't have time for those
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Interstellar
Dexter, House, Psych, and Prison Break
>favorite games?
WoW, Sims, H1Z1
>favorite color?
Yellow
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Couldn't care less
>believe in ghosts?
Yes
>closest to death you've been?
Never
>ever been in a car crash?
3
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
Hippo or rhino
>how often do you fap?
Never
>shower before sex/oral?
Don't care
>shower morning or evening?
Morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>if you could have one wish?
To have bae here
>favorite memory?
Graduation day
>biggest regret?
My first bf
>worst memory?
Getting in my most serious car wreck
>life goal?
10 kids
>>23385428
con't
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
This is a dumb question, what
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
Median
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No, no, and no
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Humor, loyalty, gentleman
>favorite 4chan boards?
/soc/ck/b/
>favorite subreddits?
Don't reddit
>favorite website?
YouTube
>favorite historical person?
I don't have one
>favorite topics/subjects?
Biology, sociology, cooking
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Bae
>are you happy with your life?
Could be better, could be worse
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
Traffic circle
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Couple years
>job/school/neet?
Work full time, work on 4 year full time
>are you autistic?
Nah
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm about to go get a milkshake
>biggest accomplishment?
Graduating high school???
>did you enjoy this survey?
Needs updating, but I do it too much anyways
>>23385437
>>How would you address a group of two or more people?
>This is a dumb question, what
i'm not the first one to post it but i think the person that did meant like "folks" or "guys" or "yall"
>>23385428
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>Yes
you say yes to this half the time, and other times no, you always go back and forth
>>23385428
>>life goal?
>10 kids
are you serious?
>>23385465
Y'all
I'm working on my hygiene :-)
And very serious
>>23385472
oh cool
have you ever posted your real first name on /soc/? i think i remember knowing your name but i forgot what it is
>>23385784
Rachel :-)
>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight with half a cup of gay
>relationship status
Condoms and Fashion Show reruns.
>age
24
>location
Canada. But that's all your getting out of me. I know you're the FBI, bitch.
>birthplace
I control F'd "vagina" and I was surprised to see no results. Guess i'm actually the immature one here.
>ethnicity
Canadian/Huingarian.
>religion
Atheist? but Atheist isn't really a religion I suppose.
>believe in god?
Instead of handing out bibles Mormons should hand out copies of Act Raiser on the Super Nintendo. People would probably like it a lot more.
>believe in ayys?
No. I do not believe in the church of the Fonz although I am currently commited to the church of Outer Heaven.
>favorite hobbies?
Playing video games and making people hear my opinions. Oh smoking weed is fun to. I also used to collect old video games. Know a lot about them and gonna start a small online store soon.
>>23385824
oh yes i remember now :)
>>23385849
>favorite movies/tv/books?
1984, Animal Farm
>favorite games?
http://i.imgur.com/5ghLM3P.jpg this might be a little better to list than explain it all.
>favorite color?
Green
>support abortion?
Yes. We often have pro lifers outside my hopsital protesting. Sometimes I make fun of them or hold my own signs close to them with jokes I written down.
>support feminism?
Jesus fucking christ no. I'm a very none judgemental person. Iv'e seen it all, iv'e heard it all, but the only massive red flag for me is if someones a feminist. A part of me is just like "eghhhhhh I really don't want to talk with this perosn." I could go on and on about that shit..
>believe in ghosts?
No. But I suppose iv'e had some paranormal experiences. I'm shelving them as "cold case files" until I come up with a better explanation. Iv'e had 3 instances and two of them were pretty scary. But i'm sure they could be explained.
>closest to death you've been?
Many times. But last February when my Chrons flared up and I nearly went into a coma from
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blood loss.
>ever been in a car crash?
3 or 4 I think. One was when my mothers ex boyfriend stole a stereo and we smashed into a pole. The other someone got cut in half and I saw them looking at me when I walked down the road after the crash happened. Kinda odd seeing a girl looking at you with her entrails sticking out.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes. I'm not stupid.
>favorite color?
Answered this already. Do you want another answer?
>favorite animal?
Crows and tortoises.
>how often do you fap?
I tend to jerk off more when I smoke a lot of weed. And being the portly male I am i'm not exactly prioritized on the sexual market here. So I usually jerk off a few times a day. Ya know, so I don't kill anyone or something.
>shower before sex/oral?
I'm not too picky as long as you don't smell. But I did have to ask a girl to brush her teeth once before blowing me because her mouth smelled so bad. Don't ask.
>shower morning or evening?
Every 2-3 days. I mean it's not like I go anywhere so what's the point?
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Used to. No point. I don't wash my hands after touching my dick after jerking off so why after pissing? cum and piss are sterile from what I
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>if you could have one wish?
To have tons of knowledge and be regarded as a hero across the world. Or maybe just have a stockpile of weed while living out in a log cabin. OR impose crazy ass laws just so I can jerk off to my own sense of power and entitlement.
Might go the neutral path. Seems like the best.
>favorite memory?
The time I found pictures of my friend in womens underwear on his DSI. And in reponse I rubbed my penis all over his DSI and took a picture of my cock and left it on there. I told him the next day of course. It's funnier if I just flat out admit it. To me anyway.
>biggest regret?
Not controlling my temper in the past like I do know and losing a lot of people I loved and cared about in my life.
>worst memory?
Living in a foster home for 2 years. Fucking hated that place.
>life goal?
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
"coupla dudes"
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
None smokable. So I don't care.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I smoke a lot of weed/consume weed edibles. I'm a big pothead I suppose. But I don't drink or smoke cigs or do any kind of other hardrugs. Hell I don't even drink fucking coffee.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Someone really intelligent, has issues but can still be empathetic towards other human beings, good sense of humor(can be made fun of and make fun of people back.) Self aware, self reflecting.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/v/. That place is fucking hilarious.
>favorite subreddits?
Don't use reddit. Better than this place.
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>favorite website?
gaylo.com
>favorite historical person?
Hard to say. But I appreciate what many famous Philosophers and Scientists have done for society throughout the ages.
>favorite topics/subjects?
Video games, the human mind, weed, artsy stuff like film and trying to unravel meanings in things.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
The Amazing Atheist, A.K.A TJ Kurk. Or maybe George Carlin
>are you happy with your life?
A lot happier than I used to be!
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
I don't like driving and I hate the noise of cars so I have NO fucking idea.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
2008
>job/school/neet?
Job once a week. Trying to use my brain to make lotsa dough as I hate being told what to do. Hoping my business idea works. We'll see.
>are you autistic?
I have a mild form of aspergers, so yes.
>any cool fact about yourself?
I have yellow in my eyes, I have two disease: chrons disease and type 1 diabetes. I am a MGS fan to the point where it's probably autistic, I had Lucy Lu glare at me for no reason one time.
>biggest accomplishment?
Not being like my dad and changing someones life for the better.
>did you enjoy this survey?
I did but that's only because I like talking about myself.(don't we all though.)
>picture
Yeah sure.
>contact info
metalatari2600
Male
Straight
Kissless virgin
19
Alberta
British Columbia
As white as they come
Agnostic
Kind of
Yes
Anime, games, and, books
Superhero and action are always fun to veg out to. TV for me is mostly anime with some Netflix documentaries on the side. For books I love me some epic fantasy. Currently reading through the Malazan Books of the Fallen.
Fire Emblem, Halo, Pokemon, Mad Max, Destiny
Red
Yes
Yes just not 3rd wave
No
Then the beam snapped and saved my life
Yes
Yes
Dogs
1-3 times a day
I would imagine so
Shower in the morning and wash my face in the evening
Yes
Enough money to not worry
When my parents told me they where proud of me for acting in the school play
Dropping out of high school and trying to commit suicide
When my parents told my that I was too much of a pussy to commit suicide
Raise a child and be a good father to them
As formally as possible
City property
Nope
Moderately attractive female that also happens to be attracted to me.
a, soc, h, s
TIL, Halo, pics, games
boards.4chan.org/a/catalog
Robert Jordan
Biology, Geology, video games, and fantasy literature
A cute girl that shares similar interests with me
Nope
A roundabout
5 years
Security Guard
No
I can wiggle my ears
I can't think of anything
It was interesting to talk about myself a bit
>picture
Ok
>contact info
Kik xman0010
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Android rotating photos is annoying.
