Let's try this again /soc/. These are always really fun and it's a good change of pace from the usual rate threads that take up this board. Get creative and cast other anons
I'll kick it off
>>23368741
A sitcom about finding the right girl when the rest of the world craves his benis.
>>23368741
lead bottom in backdoor boys 9
>>23368741
The new kid on the football team
>>23368758
Troy from Community
>>23368762
>hnnng
Seductive other love interest to the main character, but is secretly a vampire
>>23368737
Generic Bro that some how's the loser hangs with
>>23368758
The token black guy would be too easy. You'd be the guy everyone knows when they say I know a guy
>>23368762
Big bag of daddy issues here.... Probably background character that has a moment to shine but noone notices
>>23368762
kek
breakfast club tier angsty character who becomes loved by audience near the end.
or you die really early on.
>>23368758
obligatory black dude dying first in all movies, if not then comedy relief dude who is 5th wheel even though is all around solid dude.
>>23368741
Maintaining horror movie/slice of life theme.
Either the main protagonist and love interest of strong female lead who dies right near the end when no one expects them too.
Or the dude befriending freaks and geeks tier autismo's in a sad indie movie.
>>23368791
we lost boys now f a m
also angst filled side character who audience grows to love near end of movie.
that or antagonist.
>>23368791
Dude thats wanna be metal head/thrasher
>>23368813
Would probably lure girls in for there organs<3....
I'm pretty drunk guys so make my ugly mug an interesting character pls
>>23368813
lost f a m
Hunter of werewolves, vampires and other monsters of the night
>>23368816
Rookie MMA fighter struggling to make ends meat until offered to fight in the UFC
>>23368848
Lol feed into my short guy complex I love
it!
>>23368758
Jazz musician from the 40's that plays the sax
>>23368762
kekekekekek
MC's college roommate who makes her really uncomfortable
>>23368791
Wizard's apprentice in some fantasy film. You are gifted in something like potions
>>23368813
Shady character that is hired to kill the MC but you end up not giving a fuck and start messing with the guy who hired you
>>23368816
Tattoo artist that knows the main suspect in a crime film. You're interrogated but don't cooperate well with the police
>>23368741
The athletic dude in some slasher flick. Would be level headed through out and may or may not die so the other characters get away.
>>23368758
Either token black guy, nice guy, or Troy from Community
>>23368762
Either a vampire or the weird-but-sexy girl in a teen movie.
>>23368791
One of the small band of weirdos/outliers of either college or highschool society, but are good people who may even be very insightful, if not a bit goofy.
>>23368813
The heart-throb in a teen girl movie ala The Lovely Bones. Seriously you look like a Jonas brother.
>>23368816
The gentle giant type character; big guy, big heart.
Now what about me, boss?
>>23368902
Pushed to the edge by peoples bullshit. Get the motivation to join a mma class and proceed to take anger out on drunk asswholes at bars cuz why the fuck not
>>23368741
Socal fitness intsructor
>>23368758
Chance the rapper biopic
>>23368762
Smackhead
>>23368791
Trackstar metal man
>>23368813
Music critic. Exposes industry for what it is
>>23368816
Hispanic correctional officer
>>23368902
One of the new recruits into the military, Full Metal Jacket style
>>23368929
The quirky protagonist trying to get out of town and live a new, more exciting life with his closest friend
>>23368741
Guy who's unfairly grouped into the "bro" category, despite actually being a well-spoken erudite individual who just so happens to also put an effort into his appearance.
>>23368758
Shoo-in for a J. Cole biopic.
>>23368762
Poison Ivy-esque comic book movie villain who seduces men into becoming their minions.
>>23368791
Acerbic 3edgy5u metalhead snarker who always has a cigarette in their mouth and every other line is a smartass quip.
>>23368813
Guy who gets picked on a lot and is one insult away from showing everyone that he can actually whoop someone's ass.
>>23368816
Wise old sage who lives away from modern civilization and offers life advice to weary travelers who seek it.
>>23368902
Quiet 1337 computer hacker
>>23368929
One of the criminals from Fargo
Okay, now it's my turn to get typecasted/roasted
>>23368929
Around brown no ones safe around!
You look like you could be the second command in some drug operation.
>>23368951
Your obviously the man with the plan..... To get into her pants. But always falls..... short...
>>23368929
The comical antagonist in a Cohen Brothers film.
>>23368951
The best friend of the protagonist in a Boyhood-esque meme movie
>>23368902
>jonas brother
t-thanks senpai
Intellectual antagonist, Saw tier criminal mastermind somehow always 2 steps ahead of the MC. IS finally arrested/killed because he chooses to. No self preservation, laughs when killed.
>>23368816
plays the role of Hector in literally every movie with a hispanic supporting character :^)
>>23368902
The muscle for the main villain who barely speaks. You're killed when the hero tricks you during a fight and you fall into a vat of acid in a very stereotypical fashion
>>23368929
Foul mouthed criminal whose temper leads to his downfall
>>23368951
Works on lighting for the school play. You're usually napping and there's always someone who yells for you to wake up for the entire movie
>>23368741
The average jock in those generic horror movies, you would be the 3rd person to be killed in it
>>23368758
Would trade his soul to get a skeleton from lucifer (Denzel Curry)
>>23368902
The intelligent antagonist in those 90s "Hero's journey" movies
>>23368951
Very good with the opposite sex... On paper
>>23369123
>Very good with the opposite sex... On paper
no sides tbqh
>>23369177
That should be mine;-;
>>23369123
>Very good with the opposite sex... On paper
Th-that's not t-true ;___;
>>23369087
>Works on lighting for the school play. You're usually napping and there's always someone who yells for you to wake up for the entire movie
Actually not that far from the truth lol. I am lazy as fuck, but believe it or not, I actually starred in my school's play last year.
>>23368951
The awkward extra in class
>>23369172
The alcoholic trainer that seems hateful at first, but then it's revealed that you care about your trainee
>>23369189
Sexy killer agent aiding the main antagonist
>>23369189
>I'm not her husbando in this universe :c
Didn't figure you into black guys
>>23369189
I'll play it, but I need a script. And by "script" I meant "contacts".
Thanks babe <3
>>23369222
trips of smooth
>>23369222
Based trips
>>23368741
chad in a horror movie
>>23369189
lesbian in a french movie
>>23368951
21 street jonah hill
>>23369236
............. I don't think this is her. She doesn't socialize from here
>>23369249
It's kik. Worst to worst I just mute and block I don't give a fuck.
But good looking out bb. I appreciate you.
>>23369236
Whoa. The flattery is real. Kik is "SomethingNice."
>>23369256
No prob mate. She could've change her stance and I might not have known.
>>23369308
You'd play an extra in a crowded setting.
>>23369248
Richard Ramirez in a documentary about Richard Ramirez
>>23369308
The main man in a group of college kids in a 90's party college comedy
>>23369265
>>23369256
>>23369222
sorry man, but >>23369189
was confirmed for meme. Some one's reposting this pic of her.
which is weird because she's pretty nice and doesn't spam.
>>23369354
No worries, I saw that in another thread. Plus I should've just read the filename. My bad for taking the bait.
Thanks again, good looking out.
>>23369362
Literally who?
>>23368791
Guitar hero avatar
>>23368758
Rom com protagonist who works
At a theme park
>>23368813
Vampire
>>23368929
Smart guy in a zombie movie
>>23369248
No idea
>>23369362
Not every re poster is Maxim, my man
why must all the good threads die young.
>>23369308
dude at a party; murdered
>>23369248
everyone assumes you're a murderer, when really you've nothing to do with it. killed second to last.
>>23369172
chemist; genetically modifies a raccoon
>>23368951
run over by the protagonist. Changes their life view.
>>23368929
Kills people to wear their skin
>>23368902
finds people on craigslist to murder
>>23368813
Best friend of the protagonist. They've no idea you're completely in love with them. The audience sympathizes
>>23369377
A door
>>23369966
Mother of the Antichrist, trying to rid herself of her unborn devil-son
>>23369966
She's a witch!
>>23369966
The friend of MC in a drug biopic. Most of your lines are self deprecating quips and windy existential rants. Nothing really matters is your go too line. You come close to over dosing but are saved before full death, this is the most climactic part of this movie.
>>23369982
That's my ideal future. Thanks, friend
>>23370003
I would never!
>>23370033
Oh my god I never knew I could be so deep. I look forward to this film.
>>23371002
I dunno... Someone named Antonio though.
>>23371019
here. probably should have used.. yeah.
>>23371054
I'm stalking you now. You seem pretty cool, though.
I wont post your shit.
>>23371058
much appreciated, anon.
>>23371054
You're definitely the hacker behind the scenes character
>>23371070
a young misunderstood student from the hood who aspires to be either a dancer a rapper or a slam poet, while taking of their sick mother or grandmother.
>>23371091
Well damn I'd love to play that character
>>23368741
A grim and determined MMA fighter. You work for the local mob to support your family. You show talent and immense potential, but are shot at the end of the movie by your competitor
>>23368758
A smart nerdy kid, who ends up involved in the e-drug trade. Through deceit and quick thinking end up alive at the end of the movie, though you've discretely sold seven figures worth of drugs and struggle with this
>>23368762
A secondary villain and girlfriend to the crime lord main antagonist. A narcissistic and olayful flirt who teases everyone. Is killed in one of those shocking cant-believe-they-shot-a-girl moments by the protags accomplice
>>23368791
Along with your best friend, you develop strange powers after coming in contact with a meteorite. Now hunted by a secret government agency, you must risk life and limb to save your friend, your town and maybe get some
>>23368813
After a hijacking, you and and a mall group of diverse and interesting individuals must figure out a way to escape the clutches of a radical islamic group. An intelligent if pessimistic man who helps the charismatic protag get everyone to safety. As enemy forces rush them, you stay behind and fight to make sure everyone can make it to the chopper
>>23368902
A quiet and sophisticated student who attends a high scool beset by murders. Originally a suspect and borderline tortured for information, you are pivotal in capturing the real killer.
>>23368929
Side character who attempts to steal the gf of the protag
>>23371070
The WW2 soldier who has seen much in his short tour. Despite this, your always ready to help your fellow rookies and aren't afraid to die for King and Country.
>>23369966
The interesting and unorthodox woman in an indie rom com, who uses her bright and optimistic personality to overcome her and her boyfriends trouble pasts
>>23369248
The rebellious punk rocker who fights his friends efforts to make their band mainstream. Breaks off from them and forms a better band
Hey guys
I'm a little late to this one, but I'm here now, and that's all that matters, baby.
So it's been a couple centuries since the world's collective slate was wiped clean by nuclear fire. In the interim, small communities have sprung up, dotting the barren wasteland and offering a safe haven for travelers, as well as a place for merchants to peddle their wares, scavengers to barter their goods, and for damn near anyone with a marketable skill set to offer their services, no matter how unwholesome.
It's in one of these tiny bastions of civilization on the badlands' edge that three compatriots, tired of having to fight for every scrap that comes their way, turn to the illicit promise of wealth held by bounty hunting.
For a time, things go their way. But all "good" things must come to an end, and after biting off more than they can chew, the three soon find themselves in the crosshairs of a powerful raider clan's leader.
>>23371886
>>23368741
"The Elder Brother"-De facto leader of the focal trio, tends to be more levelheaded and likely to look before he leaps than his younger brother or their mutual romantic interest. Was initially against bounty hunting, but quickly realizes that he has a knack for killing.
>>23369248
"The Younger Brother"-Impulsive, quick to anger, and a loyal brother all the same. Butts heads often with his brother, but usually ends up following his lead. It was his suggestion that the three take on a bounty as a means to survive.
>>23368762
"The Object of Their Affections"-Travels with the brothers, and is sexually, if not romantically involved with both. Sees them as more of a survival plan than anything else, and has only stuck with them this long because they've kept her alive.
During the climax of the film, when the elder brother is killed, she leaves the younger brother for dead in the middle of a bandit raid orchestrated by the mad dog of a raider chieftain they angered. The rest of the movie is the younger brother tracking her down for revenge, while being pursued across the wasteland by the aforementioned chieftain's raiding party.
>>23371890
>>23368758
"Lord Salazar"-Not a real name, so far as anyone knows, but nobody is likely to ask about it. Leader of a massive clan of raiders, he does as he pleases and is as likely to kill a companion in cold blood as he is to look at them. During a botched attempt on infiltrating his encampment to take his life, the main trio arouse his ire, leading to a bloody pursuit across the wastes.
>>23371070
"Machiavelli"-Salazar's right hand, he channels Salazar's brutality and charisma by "organizing the troops", so to speak. His strategies and tactics, learned by salvaging old-world military knowledge are the foundation of Salazar's base of power. Plans to step in and take charge of the clan in the future, but for the time being would rather stand at Salazar's side and let him act as a figurehead.
>>23371363
"Cudgel"-Salazar's head enforcer, so named for the weathered club he carries, and uses to break the bones and crush the skulls of whoever happens to be nearby when he is angered. Heads the pursuit of the main characters after their initial failure to take Salazar's life.
>>23368813
>>23369966
>>23371054
Bounties taken on by the main characters during the plot's rising action, before their attack on Salazar's compound.
>>23368929
Mayor of the town central to the plot, where the protagonists begin their lucrative, if short-lived careers as bounty hunters, as well as the town where Salazar's raid takes the elder brother's life, and very nearly the younger brother's
I could come up with more probably, but that's the gist of what I was thinking.
>>23371406
The girlfriend of the loose cannon drug dealer who spends the duration of the film chasing the protagonist
>>23371394
The guy who survives the haunted cabin
>>23369966
The main protagonists older sister who he comes for moral advice and she says something to trigger him to remember the solution to the conflict
>>23369248
Rival pokemon trainer
>>23369172
Discount Saul Goodman at your service. Underlying coke problem
>>23368813
Cynical dude who works at Radioshack
>>23368762
Staple pale goth girl coworker at our minimum wage job at Best Buy. The band of misfits
>>23368929
The leader of us misfits, the dare and rebellious leader who will do all in his power to obtain coupons and discounts on electronics. Plot? Black Friday Heist of our own store
>>23368951
The hesitant brainiac who struggles with his morality but follows through with the heist because peer pressure
>>23368741
the good inexperienced guy from an adventure movie
Kek
>>23368741
The one in the survivor show that leaves in the first week
>>23368758
The dude who says funny stuff but is aways serious
>>23368762
Gothic girl in the school, dark friends, friend of darkness, but when the prom goes, she appears all beautiful and everyone see that shes so cute
>>23368791
Obviously tarzan
>>23368813
Crack head looking for crack
>>23368816
Dunno bro, sry
>>23368902
IURI THE MACHINE
>>23368929
The getaway driver that nobody suspect
>>23368951
Pedro, the cute panda
>>23369172
The bodyguard of some bodyguard
>>23369248
Dunno
>>23369308
Some dude who is too high in the party and ends in the couch
>>23369966
Dunno, sr
>>23370003
Second dude who ends up dying in the party, in the middle of grass
>>23371054
The crazy teacher
>>23371070
The one who sell bread in old italy 1950
>>23371363
Too high to be a character movie
>>23371394
This one too
>>23371406
The stoner girl who ends up alive after the massacre, all because she was smoking joints outside the concert
>>23371886
The one who shots up all and end with his pain
>>23372011
Obviously some pokemon expert
>>23372036
Di caprio in his bad days
i have a cokehead friend. he is a kickboxer and ex soldier. craziest fucker i ever met. when hes high on his shit he shadowbox walls. cause gym is locked at 4am. thats what he says.
get that fucker into movies before his ass gets into prison.
what the fuck
>>23373322
The shady drug dealer that is later revealed as a cool dude after being shot in the streets
>>23373291
Druggie that is going to prom with my crush in a 90's movie
>>23372011
Ex member of a boy band who is now looking for work and is a single father
>>23370003
One of the agents from the Hitman universe
>>23371054
Guy in the college marching band that wants to make it on his own in a jazz group
>>23371070
Leader of a biker gang
>>23371363
British intelligence agent working against the protagonist
>>23371394
A group of killer home invaders
>>23371406
The stoner girl that the protagonist dates at the beginning of the movie, but gets dumped for another girl
>>23371886
The new guy in the company that everyone except for one guy likes
>>23372011
I'm still keeping you as the last role I cast you in
>>23372036
Discount Leon from Resident Evil
>>23373291
Couple torn apart by an evil corporation, which prompts the man to look for her in an epic action movie-way
>>23373322
Shady drug dealer with no knowledge of what he's dealing, and ends up spreading some kind of monster-virus
>>23372011
The IT guy that manages to save everything in the last minute but still gets shit because he is the IT guy.
>>23368741
The generic handsome lead protagonist.
>>23368951
Guy everyone thinks never gets laid, but has a weird Jonah Hill charm that makes their partner lose it.
>>23369172
Yeah, Drunk Swedish Gymnast Coach that is brought out of retirement to help an underdog team win it all.
>>23372036
DiCaprio Stunt Double
>>23373402
You play the alcoholic MC in a movie in a rom-com, you end up not getting the girl but instead the empathy of the audience. Your life is still shit at the end of the movie but you are content.
>>23373392
Hot head supporting character in zombie film, put the group at risk multiple times but still extremely important character. Lovable anti hero, sacrifices himself for the sake of the group near the end. This is the beginning of the climactic tension leading to the ending.
>>23373371
kek
>>23373291
nameless goon working for antagonist, dies pathetic death at the hands of the MCs daughter. Literally dying by accident.
>>23372036
Henry:Portrait of a Killer esque serial killer.
>>23373322
an extra
>>23372011
Scientist that reluctantly brings about the apocalypse, he told his supervisors that the resonance cascade was highly probable, but they wouldn't listen. Held responsible for the destruction of the world but his co workers know the truth. A real human bean.
>>23371886
In this post apocalyptic hellscape you play the role of a gun merchant. The MC being the anti hero that he is gets into a heated argument over the price of a certain gun, he can't afford it. After you conclude that the transaction is over, the MC stares at you blankly, you then realize what's happening as the look on your face goes from rage to a look of terror. The MC kills you with very gun you tried to sell him.
>>23371363
You play the role of the energetic friend of the depressive MC in a rom com, you introduce the MC to acid at a party, this is where the MC begins to develop his character, you guide the MC into contentment, showing him joys of earthly pleasures. Near the end of the movie the MC gets the girl, he doesn't have the job or the car or the house, but he's happy. He tries to thank you but he cannot contact you for several days. He finds out later that you had killed yourself in a hedonistic escapade to escape your own crippling depression. You are loved and missed.
>>23372011
Hacker in an early 90s movie
>>23372036
Friendly mechanic down the street
>>23373291
Bankrobbers Bonnie and Clyde style
>>23373402
Old friend of the main character in a teen movie
>>23373540
Random guy in the background writing on a laptop in a coffee shop
>>23373423
I so, I was going to look till the end of the world dude, I love her
>>23373565
I'd give you a paper bag, for your head.
>>23373606
A shoe in for the lead in the next Twisted Sister biopic.
>>23368762
Twilight-Fan that hates it to be called a Goth. She´s a Vampire, not Goth!
>>23368791
Rockstar, defenately!!!
>>23368813
Street-Magician that does more Money a day then all us together in a week.
>>23368816
Chinese working at City-Wok.
>>23368902
German IT-Specialist that works on a Trojan to infiltrate the NSA.
>>23368951
ACDC Groupie for the Groupies.
>>23369172
Gutarrist that is on the way to Hawaai for Travel and Work.
>>23369308
Passed the Mexican border and is looking for a job now, thats his foto to his CV he will pass to national parkrangers.
>>23369966
Seems to be a normal girl, but that tattoos show that shes member of an evil exorcism sect
>>23371070
Hollywood-Producer thats thinking about a new Movie with Nazi Vampires riding Killerants, lead role taken by David Hasselhoff.
>>23371406
The girl i sold my weed last week, you still owe me 20 bucks!!!
>>23372011
Chinese Math-Genius that has won Chess-Championships since 2011, he now thinks about becoming a M-Theory physicist!
>>23373322
Utterly pissed off guy that got shot 12 times the last year, hes thinking about to go to a Rap-contest to get her mom a new caravan.
>>23373392
Master Feng Lu-Lee, training the Master-technique of thousand splattering Birds, the most feared technique in Asia.
>>23373402
Just too much Acid.
>>23373540
Villain in those samurai movies
>>23373392
Man with knowledge about fighting, but is weak in terms of brute strength
>>23372011
You have had the greatest and wildest past during you youth years but settled down with a woman only to have her leave you, then you get stuck raising a kid
>>23373723
not mexican, but kek.
>>23371406
oh dear you are so pretty
i love you<3
>>23376689
agree
