I want to fuck real bad and the urge is getting to me. How does one like me get laid?
By getting off /soc/ for starters
>>23366920
Okay. Well to be fair I'm not on 24/7. But what's the next step?
pls stop it, fag
>>23366932
Stop what? I'm a cool dude desu
>>23366926
Learn to not give a shit
>>23366939
I just want to have sex soon I'm tired of waiting for a magic moment. I don't think it's weird or messed up that I desire to have sex. Is it? I need to get experience somehow
I bet I'd be given all sorts of flattery if I was not un/nonattractive
>>23366889
Seriously, you're not bad looking. Not saying you're incredibly handsome, but not bad. I'm myself a 6, maybe a 7, and managed to have sex with quite a few girls. Find some small parties/festivals/gigs to go to, alone. Girls will notice if you're wandering alone (don't be alone awkward, just have some drinks, enjoy the music). At some point you'll conversate with her, be normal, be nice to her. Make some jokes that are slightly insulting, but extremely obvious it's a joke (for example, if she makes a remark about herself that's negative, go with it and laugh). Stick a bit around with her, but not all the time.
Outside of that.. Just get Tinder. You might think it doesn't work, but as I said, I'm a 6, maaaybe a 7, and I still got laid many times through that. It's often just about saying the right things.
>>23366889
Stop making these fucking threads. Nobody gives a shit that you're a loser.
Brandon senpai<3
i haven't seen u in oh so long
>>23366889
You give me gay vibes (sorry) I think it's the pose. Get on grinder if you are.
>>23367416
Grindr **
>>23367018
I've had tinder for more than 3 years. I NEVER even had a conversation come out of it.
I seriously want to kill myself.... Nothing I ever try works and I just fucking hate myself so much, I really don't even think a single person on this board understands the inner pain I feel every waking moment of my life now.
Tinder works for all the guys in my area I know.... I feel like a freak. I must not be handsome at fucking all...
>>23367054
Apparently
>>23367396
.-. Who are you?
>>23366889
There's something seriously wrong with you. Cut your dick off if it's causing you that much irritation.
>>23367440
It's not my dick... It's everything.... You clearly have no idea what it's like to be nothing more than a total reject IRL even when you had the courage to ask girls out, try online dating for YEARS with NOTHING to come of it. I don't even just want sex..... I want a meaningful relationship.... I want a connection.... I want to have a sense of feeling that I'm not unappreciated and worthless to everyone on this goddamn planet. And if nobody will accept me for who I am because of my looks or height or body or fucking whatever, then I'll be sure to fuck off from this lifetime.
>>23367451
>Blah blah blah woe is me
I'm lonely =/= I need to fuck or I'll go insane. You have an actual, serious sexual medical issue.
>>23366889
Go to a bar. Should be easy enough to find someone decent, esp when alcohol is involved. Otherwise, maybe tinder, craiglist or something like that if you want to do it online.
>>23367457
Now you sound like a psycho rapist. Just fap, for now
>>23367466
I think you responded to the wrong post.
>>23367457
No. I haven't even had a kiss. Sexual attraction is just a part of the bigger picture.. You're an idiot. I'd like to have sex because it would relieve so much fucking pressure and I'd stop feeling like a fucking weirdo. That's all.
>>23367479
Was in same position not that long ago. I think what you want is a real relationship, not sex. If you have sex with someone that you don't want/have a relationship with you are probably gonna feel even worse after.
>>23367461
I've tried all of the above. And I was even teased at a bar for looking too young and innocent last time... The girls were never interested in me. Instead, I saw them take notice of my other male friends present. I don't go to a bar alone.... And like I said, THREE AND A HALF YEARS on Tinder did fuckall for me. It made me completely hate myself. It destroyed my entire self esteem and I'm so fucked up emotionally now because of it. Please tell me what the fuck is wrong with my face
>>23367479
Dude all you've done for the past 3 years is show your dick, masturbate for anyone willing to watch, scream about not having sex and obsess over pussy and lately you've gotten WORSE, and the entire time you've been in denial that you're obsessed with sex. Accept that you have a sexual problem and get some fucking help already.
>I'd stop feeling like a fucking weirdo.
I have some seriously bad news for you. Your obsession with fucking MAKES you a weirdo.
And by the way, yes I've tried online dating for years. I have it much worse than you, but the difference between you and I is that my penis doesn't make me insane like yours does you.
>>23367488
Obviously. But I can't even get a first date! And sex itself would at least prove me that I'm not an unfuckable piece of shit. Just a hookup would help my confidence and self esteem but goddamn I can't even attract a slutty whore to get experience LET ALONE what I really want: a normal cute girl that is interested in getting to know me and sharing interests and being able to cuddle and enjoy each other.... The sense of dread makes me nauseous. I sometimes feel physically ill because of the feeling I have that nobody wants me, or that nobody would even settle for the piece of shit I am
You need to learn to love yourself before someone else can msn. I don't mean that in a mean way but honestly the way you're behaving is a red flag to girls. Chill, be patient, make yourself a more interesting person to love, get hobbies, listen to new music etc. Be somebody someone would want to love, not woe is me. You seem like a cool dude, you just maybe needs a little help realizing that.
>>23367499
You don't understand my situation at all. Your weighing me thinking of sex, something EVERYONE DOES, way, wayyyy too much. You can't talk sense into me when you don't even get how I feel.
>>23367491
You worry too much about it. That's whats wrong. At first it might have just been bad luck and such that it didn't happen, but 3 years on tinder without anything reeks of desperation. My advice is to take it back a notch. You clearly tried everything, so take a step back now.
Btw, post picture and maybe we can give advice on looks
>>23367519
I've done this my entire teens and into my twenties. Please don't give me that shit. I love music and a lot of things. My passions don't mean shit, obviously, or else a girl would even notice me and be intrigued by them.
Now here's the fucking truth: rejection and proof that I'm unwanted via online interactions has destroyed me. I can't love myself again, not till I know I'm not a worthless piece of shit to women. And even on here I rate so poorly
>>23367514
Well it's good to know you've gone from camslut to real life slut.
>>23367520
I understand your situation better than you because you're fucking delusional. Always have been. That's why you're getting nowhere fast.
>Your weighing me thinking of sex, something EVERYONE DOES
No. Not like you. You literally started this thread with "Help me! If I don't fuck soon I'll go insane!" Then, like always, you backpedaled all to hell about how you're a pure, virtuous soul who just wants a wife and dog and picket fence. Bullshit. You're a lunatic with a sex addiction who can't get laid so you've gone insane.
>You can't talk sense into me
Nobody can talk sense into you because your dick is in control of your life and it has more brains than you do.
>>23367519
>the way you're behaving is a red flag to girls
This. But you will never listen, Brandon. You're so crazy and desperate to get laid that you never will and you'll just keep destroying yourself and your life forever.
>>23367528
How did you not see the picture I posted in my OP?
>>23367544
Oh, you had different id so thought you were someone else. Maybe dress a little better, but that woulnd't make that much difference . Anyways, youur looks aren't really the problem then, it's attitude. I know it's harsh, but listen to what some of the people tell you. Take a step back, relax about this and find hobbies and improve yourself. And be as social as you can with everyone, not just girls.
>>23367542
Omg gtfo of my thread please because you take everything the wrong way. I said I can't even attract a slut.... Just for the experience. Meaning, how can I attract a real girl, the type of girl I actually want, if even the ones that will fuck most guys that aren't gross don't accept me. Obviously, getting laid would make me a lot less weird. Even my fucking doctor has assured me of this. Now that doesn't mean she told me to fuck a slut but still, I said that because it's a damn worry. I can't even get a stupid ho on tinder just to talk to for some game practice
You actually just don't know what it's like to be totally undesired. I doubt you've never had sex. I doubt you only faced rejection. I doubt you've been poorly received by the opposite sex like I have. I doubt your peers and family fucking ask you why you're not meeting girls... I doubt you're around my age and current with how things are today I highly doubt you're even a heterosexual.
>>23367531
> Please don't give me that shit
kek alright
>My passions don't mean shit, obviously
oh yeah, "obviously"
>or else a girl would even notice me and be intrigued by them.
Maybe they fucking could if they werent stopped by the wall that is your obsession
with destroying yourself. You almost contradict yourself with every post I swear.
Where the fucking mods at? Time to clean up
>>23367560
I wish I knew how to fix my attitude. I'm scared that I can't. :(
Holy shit.
>come back to /soc/ on a lark after a 7 year absence
>this fucking wretch is STILL fucking posting this crap, with basically no change in tone
Brandon you are fucking amazing. How have you not matured out of this yet?
>>23367573
>Obviously, getting laid would make me a lot less weird.
I can't imagine what would make you think that. You'll still be you and you're a fucking lunatic. Sex doesn't "cure" anyone. Especially not someone as fucked as you are.
>Even my fucking doctor has assured me of this
Sounds like you need a new doctor, since they're obviously only encouraging you to keep acting up instead of getting better.
>game practice
This is your problem. You treat sex as a game. You're shallow, stupid and perpetually overly horny. Your life is done, man.
>You actually just don't know what it's like to be totally undesired. I doubt you've never had sex. I doubt you only faced rejection.
I've had much worse problems than you, you pampered little white suburbanite shit.
>I highly doubt you're even a heterosexual.
Because being gay is better? This is how delusional you are.
Dude, you're the one who takes everything the wrong way and can't be honest with yourself. But you'll be here for many years to come and your life will get continuously shittier and shittier as you lose your youth thinking you're right. Go fuck yourself. Then you can get laid. Slut is in the heart, not the bed. And you have the heart of a slut. That's why you camwhored. That's why you're trying to fuck some stranger, when you keep claiming you don't want to. Your self-deceit is thankfully not my problem. Have a nice life.
>>23367433
Have you tried talking? Also, what are the photos on your tinder? And how old are you?
>>23367608
If you say so... Besides I already made it clear that I hate myself. So suicide isn't too unrealistic of an outcome for me. Maybe I am too fucked up and can't be saved. I can only hope that one day, soon, that I snap and kill myself.
Brandon, you honestly look good now.
>>23367622
Of course. I'm socially just fine and I'm positive of that. And I'm 23. I don't really want to post them here since some contain my family and I'm a well hated person on here that still aometimes gets shitposted outside of my own shot posting.
>>23367635
R-really
>>23367544
First off, just want to say that online dating is heavily biased, in that it is so much harder for men thatn for women. Even a goodlooking man gets less attention there than an ugly girl.
>>23367578
There are a lot of things you can try. First I would suggest being a lot more social, in that you go to places where there are people. Bars, events, and such. And try to talk to people as much as you can. Second thing I would like to suggest is stop masturbating and stop watching porn. Maybe you have heard of the "nofap superpowers", maybe you haven't. But I can say that this def has a big effect on people. Porn and masturbation skewes your view of people and espeically women, so stop doing it. I'm not saying it's neccesaryily bad to masturbate, but for you it can have positive effects.
On the off chance you have tried this as well, then I suggest going to a hooker or something like it to get your first one away. You will most likely regret doing it like that, but afterwards you will understand what sex is and it would def change your attitude.
>>23367641
If you're using that photo you posted here (and photos like it), it should be fine on Tinder. Also, I've had a long time where I thought it would never happen to me. Mostly because I befriended a lot of female friends, instead of them getting to date me. Just once you think you've found a decent girl, ask her out. Just ask her "Hey, want to go for a drink sometime?". Don't put the label 'date' on it, can make people awkward (I don't prefer it either, even though I know I've been on too many dates). I'm the kind of guy that pays for the drinks at the end of the night (depending on where we go for a drink, at a bar and just talk). When saying goodbye, try to go for a kiss. Not a full on french kissing, just a small kiss (if you're feeling brave on the lips, otherwise on the forehead or cheek). Simple enough and often would get them interested in you.
>>23367671
Okay. And I've tried the nofap thing. Like I don't expect girls to look like models tbch. Never did have that skewed look but still I really wouldn't like the idea of resorting to prostitution for my first lay
>>23366889
you are incredibly ugly, your eyes are especially terrible, small, dead brown ugly eyes maybe you can bag a 1-2/10 ugly fat smelly girl but you are better off wanking desu
>>23367679
Thanks for the tips. I would definitely say I've got pics like the OP one up on tinder. I always did. For that reason I jump to the conclusion that I'm not attractive if I only match legit 3/10s when swiping all the girls. I feel like though not good for my self esteem, is a realistic reaction to have, you know?
>>23367699
A girl told me basically that the other day
I absolutely hate my eyes now and think they might be the reason a lot
>>23367707
dude lmao you are ugly as hell, 3/10 is a great success for you i mean you really look like complete shit maybe your mother drank a lot of alcohol or took drugs while she was pregnant with you?
just give up on women entirely dude
>>23367724
it's all your features dude, you look deformed and subhuman basically no woman ever will want your seed and genes for her child
>>23367737
I sense a lot of pure hatred
>>23367740
i imagine this is what every woman feels when you look at her lol
>>23367746
Just proof of how important looks are, and how little personality actually has to do with being treated well. I wish everyone looked generic af and personality was all that mattered. People would like me :(
>>23367769
people will like you now if you don't show your face
>>23367778
Girls on Kik have outright stopped talking to me upon requesting a face pic. And the ones I expressed concern to my looks about, also ignored me or told me that beggars can't be choosers. The sad thing is even though you're just an asshole troll, it's true
>>23367689
That's not all there is too that. It's about how you talk to them, interract with them, how you perceive them(more than just looks). How long did you try it for?
>>23367799
>even though you're just an asshole troll
wow for someone that cries like a bitch for years on this board you sure are full of yourself
i am literally 100% honest with you, you look absolutely revolting and not even ugly and fat females can fall in love with you, people that are telling you that you are not ugly or look good (fucking lol) are just doing it because they are sick to death of seeing your same fucking posts for xth time along with your ridiculous nudes or ugly ass selfies
>>23367803
Okay but HOW CAN I TALK TO THEM IF THEY REFUSE TO EVEN MATCH WITH ME!!!???
THREE AND A HALF DAMN YEARS
I really need you people to know that I've lost my mind and am very close to killing myself. It's like, I've said that so many times and people just don't get it.... I mean it..... I tried fucking everything
And notice how no femanon came to my thread. I creep them out before I could even speak
>>23367837
ofc you creep them out, you are an ugly, insane fuck that threatens to kill himself unless he gets pussy on a obscure anime board lmao dude seriously you have missed the time to kill yourself by at least 10 years now
>>23366889
i always thought brandon was a qt
cant even tell if its just a brandon poster or himself
>>23368480
Well Are you a female?
>>23366889
Therapy.
>>23368581
Yus
>>23368656
Have a Kik? I'm Brandon..
>>23368685
phones ded till next paycheck
besides im sure if i asked someone would post your penis anyway
>>23368778
Oh ;__;
I didn't even want to show dick to you
>>23368778
and hes rejected!!!!!!!!
>>23368790
Yeah, no shit. It's not like a smartphone doesn't work with wi-fi
and it's never been any different. I never got to know a girl and it's awful
>>23368802
If it makes you feel better, it was probably a dude that did that just to fuck with you.
also idk dude, in the same boat as you. Just say fuck it and go with the flow, and do your own thing. Just because you cant have that pleasure in life doesnt mean you should have no pleasures at all
good luck man
>>23368822
It makes me feel no better because I know there are a number of girls on this board also. And none that like me one bit
>>23368788
i dont mind talking but my phones dead ie bus ran over it and theres nothing sexual for you to offer since you post it all
unless you grew since the last time i was around 2/3 years ago when they tied the moles lol
>>23368839
or just do the world a favor and give this kid some action lol
>>23368839
Uhh that pic they "tied" together wasn't even mine, so you really haven't even knowingly seen my dick. I'm not posting it in this thread
>>23368860
im not asking you to, you do what you want sweety i just saw the thread and figured id send some good vibes your way
like i said its impossible to tell if its just a brandonposter though
>>23368922
And there's no way of me telling you're actually a girl or not either :/
>>23368949
I'm not out to prove anything sweety
But looking back through the thread the changing ids just scream 'brandonposter'
Leave him alone he seems like a sweet guy. Byebye
>>23366889
>>23366889
>I want to fuck real bad and the urge is getting to me. How does one like me get laid?
>>23367707
Brandon if you match with but can't pull 3/10s on tinder, then whatever you're saying is the problem. You need to take a leap of faith here, don't trust your gut because it clearly hasn't led you well, and just copy and paste this text to each one you match:
>Hi my name is Brandon, I have an extreme form of autism so I actually had someone write this out for me, but I am in desperate need of sexual contact, which I have been unable to get because of my extreme inability to communicate. If you would wish to be intimate, please only speak directly to arrange details and under no circumstances respond to any odd or self doubting comments I make. You should only accept and I should only make yes/no answers.
If you do this with all your matches for a year, and STILL haven't gotten laid yet, seriously kill yourself.
I don't know who you are op, but you're a handsome guy. Just get drunk, go to a club and start grinding on chicks. You'll get plenty of positive responses since you're not ugly.
Yo man, I feel exactly the same way sometimes. All depressed and shit and being 100% sure that getting laid will fix everything.
The weird thing is that some days, when I'm not depressed, I feel like a fucking god. When I go back home alone I once again feel like shit.
Brandon, I've seen you change over the years bud, and now that you can grow a solid beard and are actually really easy to talk to now, I'm gonna have to ask where you're at.
If you're anywhere within 5 states of me I'll get a hotel, I'll buy your ticket to a show in the area and by 1am you'll have 2 women taking care of you. Fuck, I'll do this for most virgins in general, but you actually deserve it.
>>23366889
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder
