Give each poster one piece of advice. It could be based on your assumption of them. It could be on their appearance.
And I know it's hard for all of you but let's be pleasant to each other.
Take it easy
I need advice before going into college. Gimme anything.
>>23356038
Wash your face harder. Or just do something for your acne.
>>23356220
Got almost a Channing Tatum thing going on. I would touch up the sideburns and smile more.
>>23356038
find a hairstyle that accentuates your face, something mid long and hopefully curly or wavy, and you'll be a 9/10
>>23356220
please note that the only people who think college is useless are your age and not making $20 an hour
PIC REL- i'm on the left
>>23356038
look left, right, then left again before crossing the street. Unless if you're british. then it's right left right
>>23356220
if you want to slash someone's tires, resist the urge to slash all 4. slash 3. that way insurance won't cover it and they get even more fucked.
>>23358664
if you're germaphobic, when shopping, reach behind the first item on the shelf and grab the one behind it if possible. that's the one people have picked up the least.
>>23358689
I'm stealing that tires thing because i'm not germophobic
My ex best friend needs to feel some karma and since we ain't talked in months, he could never know it was me and he will forever suspect it was me
HEY YOU FUCKS GET IN HERE AND POST YOUR DAMN FACE.
I HAVE ADVICE FOR YOU ALL BUT 1 PER CUSTOMERINO
>>23356038
Gain weight, smile!
>>23356220
Weird angle, groom senpai
>>23358664
Why do I hate Jim so much?
Also, don't wear your keys around your neck and ditch them blue frames son
For me though
>inb4 acne
Yeah I know, senpai. What should I do with these thick ass eyebrows? I don't want to get them threaded and look like some fuckboi twink but they trigger me
>>23358728
HEY YOU
when you need to remember something important on late notice overnight, put something REEEEALLY random in the middle of your floor so that when you wake up and see it (or trip over it) you remember why you put it there!
>>23356038
make money
>>23356220
be helpful but stern with the hoes
>>23358728
be fucking great at something manly but not overly manly
>>23358728
I had much better black n white frames that broke, so these are my backup. They were much hipper when I got em. hahah. and why does every mofo have to talk about my keys. i don't like the way they feel in my pocket.
>>23358745
Tuco?
>>23358664
Thanks man. I would grow out the mustache more and you'd have some even more awesome facial hair.
>>23358728
I think you could rock a goatee pretty well too or maybe a beard, you got the smile going though so that's one good thing. Can't really think of much for you to improve on desu
>>23358745
Can't see anything to improve on here either lmao, you lucky bastards.
>>23358728
M-marry me?
>>23358790
Can't i have shitposting to do pham
unless you're a cute grill
>>23358689
You didn't post a face pic but you amused me so I'll give you some funny 'advice' I found anyways.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
>>23358745
fuck off you shit.
only I give life advice
my advice is good advice
best advice.
>>23358802
I mean you could advise me to throw away that empty bottle...
LIFE ADVICE:
>>23356038
be more out there!!
>>23356220
tone your confidence down a lil dude
>>23358664
follow your dreams cunny
>>23358728
start creatively expressing yourself
>>23358745
go to the beach and travel more
>>23359557
I would roll down the socks at least a little bit.
>>23358664
Awww u met lil jimmy. Was he nice in real life?
He looks at his most skinny in this pic
>>23363090
I think smiling would do wonders for you, would light up your face and you'd be cute.
>>23362421
Suck a dick
>>23365092
try too look more friendly. also, the color purple is for kids IMO
>>23365089
better haircut, lose some weight. I thnk you could look great
>>23362421
take care of your skin, eat healthy, try to be more happy
>>23359557
work out a bit
>>23358745
great smile. get some tan, maybe
>>23358728
take care of skin, eat healthy
>>23365289
Your head completely resembles Frylock what the shit
What can I do with my shit hair
>>23356038
>>23356220
>>23358664
>>23358728
>>23358745
>>23359557
>>23362421
>>23365089
>>23365092
>>23365289
>>23365438
>This is applicable to everyone, even those that post after me.
Every time you touch someone you transmit energy, knowledge, and passion. Don't be afraid to reach out.
>>23365438
I don't know about the hair, but that shirt is fucking aweful. Learn how to dress better.
>>23365514
I put it on because I had no idea what to wear that day
>*awful
>>23365516
English why u h8 me???
Obviously you gave a lot of spare clothes if you have to think about what to wear. Downsize your amount of shirts a bit.
>>23365524
Have*
Not gave
>>23365524
No, my clothes are shit haha
It doesn't matter to me because I don't go anywhere
>>23365438
Do you have a black eye?
Also ignore the other dude, the shirt is cute.
You look good with long hair but you need to get it styled, chop it up, make it messy/uneven, the way it is now kinda looks bland/boring.
>>23365527
Life advice time then. Become more social. It's not good to hole yourself up all the time.
>inb4 lose weight
Currently working on it. Put on like 40 pounds in the last 2 years, and finally tired of it. Lifting right now, gonna start running when it gets warmer.
>>23365528
Rip that gay shit out of your nose and mouth. Stop wearing that thin chain. Become less emo all-around.
>>23365528
No that's just the insomnia haha
Thanks tho, I can see what they mean but I usually don't wear it. I know, I'm sick of it, I have to see a hairdresser soon, I was thinking about changing the colour around but I know it needs something done. And thanks for the hair tip :D
>>23365535
I don't think you're in any position to be giving anyone advice on their looks. Back to /r9k/ for you.
>>23365547
>implying you don't look worse than me
How have you not committed sudoku yet?
>>23365532
start running now, go for a run today. Also shave your face, the combination of scruffy beard and overweight makes you look like a basement dweller. Don't stop lifting
>>23365528
Lose the piercings
>>23365511
Get a new haircut (less messy) and don't wear that necklace again
>>23365438
Go somewhere to get it cut and ask the hairdresser for their opinion
>>23365480
Stay handsome
Thats me on the left
>>23365555
>start running now, go for a run today. Also shave your face, the combination of scruffy beard and overweight makes you look like a basement dweller. Don't stop lifting
Quads have spoken, but I'm not running today. Too much snow, and I need new boots.
What if I just trim the beard? I hate solo mustauch, and clean shaven makes me look 16.
>>23365560
Just know that if I saw you on the street, I would rip the gay shit out of your face and mouth fuck you.
>>23365551
HAHAHHAHAHA
Yeah, i'm going to lose sleep tonight wondering if you're right about that or not.
>>23365563
Go back to /r9k/ where you belong.
>>23359557
stop wearing caps
>>23362421
get a shorter hairstyle, it'll help with your skin
>>23365089
lose weight
>>23365092
don't wear sleevless jackets
>>23365289
keep beard a bit shorter until it fills out in the cheeks more
>>23365438
different hair
>>23365511
change your hair, don't wear striped t-shirts like that and throw that necklace in the bin
>>23365528
get rid of the snake bites
>>23365532
shave and take whatever it is on your head off
>>23365555
stop listening to shitty EDM music
>>23365572
/b/ for life you nigger
>>23365575
>take whatever it is on your head off
That would be called a hat. Or do you mean the safety glasses?
>>23365582
Nah, that face is definitely the face of a robot.
>>23365589
couldn't tell if it was a cap, skull cap, durag, etc.
>>23365561
You should spend more time on /fit/, you look like you probably have a shitty diet and learning how to eat properly will help more than running and lifting
>>23365580
>>23365501
twins
meet up.
>>23365580
stay in school
>>23365566
>>23365572
>>23365594
>>23365547
try to be less of a scumbag
>>23365610
See? This is real advice.
>>23365597
Idk just a regular hat. I honestly couldn't name more than a couple types.
>>23365602
Genetics and I don't eat much. Not enough vitamins and protein and shit. The only thing I get enough of is vitamin C, and I distrust vitamin pills. Your body can't digest that much of each vitamin at a time, so even quartering the pills doesn't really give enough boost for the money.
>>23365620
> I don't eat much
> Put on like 40 pounds in the last 2 years
nigga wut?
What do you eat?
>>23365635
1 meal a day, and a snack if I'm lucky. Meal is always meat and fruit. Pasta and vegetables sometime.
I used to walk 6+ miles a day and lift every other day, but then Imoved to a really small area and couldn't walk where I needed to go or get to a gym.
When you barely eat, your metabolism slows down. Mix in the bad genes and already slow metabolism, and your body can increase fat on low intake and decreased output.
>>23365650
I lost 20 kilograms along with some gym in 4 months. Had cut sugar, coke, honey, etc. and started to eat some fruits and sometimes yogurt between the meals. I'd get 4 meals on average.
>>23365656
Yeah, you're supposed to eat multiple meals a day. Depending on your workout level, you need different levels of calories. I got that.
The problem is that I'm just never really hungry. I tried fasting a couple times to see if it would make any difference, and 8 days was nothing to me because I never expended calories. The only reason I stopped is because my potassium would bottom out and I'd get cramps.
I've tried eating more fruits, vegetables, meats/eggs, and pasta/bread to get a decent balance for some muscle gain. I'd eat like an orange for breakfast, some broccoli for lunch, a piece of meat for dinner, and a peanut butter sandwich for lunch for a day or two, and then I couldn't stomach it any more. I need the calories and nutrients to gain muscle, but I can't work out too much because I don't have enough in-boind calories to have the stamina to lift until I get hungry. I legit max out at about 50 kilo benching because my muscle mass starts decreasing from overdoing it afterwards.
>>23365704
There are two lunches in a day obviously. I meant supper on the second one.
