True and False thread:
Post four true statements about yourself and one false statement about yourself
Guess which is false for each anon.
my life is a meme
my life is a meme
my life is not a meme
my life is a meme
my life is a meme
True:
OP is a fag
OP is a fag
OP is a fag
OP is a fag
False:
OP is not a fag
>>23351534
>I'm caucasian
>I have zero real life friends
>I'm bisexual
>I'm in education
>My diet is healthy
>>23351544
yr image is false
>>23351550
centuries of
damn...
>>23351559
>>I have zero real life friends
false
I carry a gun
I am a virgin
I vape
I have a lot of money
I dont work
>>23351559
>im caucasian
brown eyes is a dead give away
>>23351544
could be anyone, how about a hint?
>>23351534
I killed a man in self defence
I'm suicidal
Diagnosed with empathy disorder
I have no friends
My shit's not fucked up
>>23351544
truuuu
>>23351559
False:
bi
My diet is healthy
what do I win?
>>23351583
False:
Suicidal
My shit's not fucked up
>>23351583
Youre not suicidal. Nice try anon
>>23351583
>my shit's not fucked up
JUST false
no hints u have to guess
>>23351580
>pic related
>>23351579
>i am a virgin
this is false, you can't vape and be a virgin at the same time
>>23351559
>you would get raped first
false
>>23351592
ONE false statement. Come on m8
>>23351575
nah
>>23351583
nah
false is JUST
>>23351592
wew gingi we're all only doing one falsehood
i am, at least
one of the ones you chose, though
>>23351580
SUCC
>>23351600
true
>I won prom queen in high school
>stole painkillers from my grandma
>I have a girlfriend
>almost got tased by a cop once
>>23351544
first one iz lie
>>23351559
third one is lie
>>23351580
ur phone is lie
>>23351583
mebbeh the first one
>>23351599
>>23351592
>the feel when people think the only true one is false
WAKE ME UP
>>23351600
Fug you got me. Not a virgin. Not hard to believe. Women can be as desperate as men and I look very nonthreatening.
>>23351544
le ebin sad maymay man
>>23351559
no frands
>>23351580
she succ me papi
>>23351583
easy there, friend
you never killed anyone
>>23351612
you deff got tazed by a cop once
>I'm half black
>I'm over 6 ft tall
>got beaten by cops once
>lived in a squat in NYC
>I've played piano for 12 years
thought I'd be better at this
>>23351613
SAAAVE MEEE
That's some shit m8. Find something to put yourself into. Find a hobby that lets you spend time with strangers. Only thing that keeps me from committing sudoko is not wanting to disappoint the people I know.
>>23351630
Youre latino not black
>>23351644
No way your dick is that big
>>23351639
nop
>you have no dollars
>>23351644
u probably can't drive, sadnon
>>23351644
>tfw no gf
false
i'm also gonna call out the 6.5 dick one as false just because i sense you're pushing the 6 POINT FIVE meme me again
>>23351630
you better not have played piano for 11 years or something you slimy fuck
half black false
I can't grow a beard.
I'm bisexual.
I'll try anything once.
I love teasing people.
I can deadlift 315lbs
>>23351658
>I'll try anything once.
this is false
>>23351657
wrong ;^)
>>23351658
ya can't deadlift that, I'm not mirin
>>23351630
heh, ahh but I didn't get tased! I can't join ur club. gonna call de bullshit on the 6 ft tall one
>>23351644
you can't pleh guitar
>>23351658
calling bullshit on the 4th one
>>23351675
wrong :^)
>you harbor too much disdain for plebs to go to prom
>I once won an award for writing a story.
>I have a pet spider named Benny.
>I once got threatened with suspension after throwing an orange
> I'm in education
>I have two dogs
Doing my thingy in another post because phones.
>>23351662
Ding ding, winner.
Goddamnit, I didn't read that we're only supposed to include one false >:(
>>23351688
no spider
>>23351644
one false statement right?
>never had a girlfriend
did i get it?
I'm redoing mine aswell
Never had a girlfriend
Dick is 7'8
Virgin
Swedish
I'm not a neet
>>23351688
>you weren't in forrest gump
false
>>23351658
if you could grow a beard you'd have one, too easy
>>23351630
>you're over 6ft
half blacks are manlets.
>>23351699
neet
>>23351682
>I used to be a social butterfree once
u r still wrong, jeje. it seems we are in quite de pickle
Calling out your dirty lies.
>>23351658
You can't dead lift
>>23351644
Your dick is 11"
>>23351630
You never beaten by cops
>>23351612
Prom queen
>>23351583
You really aren't an aryan
>>23351559
You've got friends in rl.
I've seen your fruit I know you're healthy, boy.
>>23351544
...The second one?
>>23351688
I bet you only have 1 canine, yooouuu liar
>>23351732
noep guez again
>>23351717
nah nig, over 6ft tall
>you are neet
>>23351730
well, then you don't have a gf, figuring this out now
>>23351732
wrong ;^)
>>23351732
no friends anon
>>23351612
you got it
third is false
>>23351746
well done u get pat on head. I'm gonna guess the piano thing, and if I'm still wrong then I know which is el correcto so fug it
>>23351748
woo!
>>23351764
we both win
>>23351746
Story time!
>>23351745
Hmm, It would be between painkillers and girlfriend... I'm going to say you're single atm so the girlfriend is the lie.
fine i'll do for srs one too
>my favorite food is tacos
>i blew weed smoke in a cops face once
>i've hunted a deer with a machete
>i'm 20 years old
>i've never had a job
>>23351612
nop
>stole painkillers
false
>>23351630
>got beaten by cops
wrongo cops respect black people more than anyone
>>23351644
>don't have license
falso
>>23351658
>try anything once
wrongo
>>23351688
>won an award for story
nop
>>23351699
>dick is 7 feet
nah
>>23351732
false
4T/1F
I have an unhealthy obsession with gingers
Can play guitar
I've lived with over 10 dogs
Used to be a camwhore
Never been drunk
____________________________
>>23351644
>gingy makes me wet jesus fuck
I'll call bullshit on the drivers license
>>23351658
Deadlift
>>23351688
Pet spider maybe?
>>23351699
nice dubs
Calling bs on the dick deal
>>23351782
Never had a job
I can picture you trying to hunt with a machete.
>>23351791
You can't play guitar.
>>23351791
>>23351782
nope dick is true not feet tho, try again
>>23351732
;(
>>23351791
>>23351698
Si, you're correct.
>>23351782
>wrong
you hate tacos
>>23351791
you've drunk before, obv
>>23351780
kek
protest, bunch of riot police, one of the riot police with cleft lip told me to get off side walk
>mfw all sidewalks are barricaded
asked him how to get off side walk
>third time I asked him I was descended upon with nightclubs
the end
still calling bullshit on the spider, my man
I'm such a fucking idiot. I didn't read OP's post in it's entirety and I had like 3 falses in my last post.
Redo... Again.
>I'm 6'5"
>I have depression
>I can play guitar
>I flashed my dick in school once
>I can do the worm
>>23351782
You're not 20
>>23351699
You're not a virgin
>>23351688
Benny does not exist
>>23351658
You will not try anything once
>>23351630
You're not black enough to have been beaten by cops
>>23351612
That's all some pretty hc shit
...You've never been tased?
>>23351583
You've never killed a man
>>23351559
You're not bi
>>23351809
wrongo i've had 2 jobs but i got fired from both of them lol
that one is true
>>23351791
>never been drunk
nope
>>23351813
neeto
>>23351819
dangit
i don't hate tacos they're just not my favorite
>>23351822
i am 20
>i can do the worm
no you can't
>>23351822
if you use the same ones you used in your previous posts mixed in with new ones its kinda easy to see which are false and which are not.
You can't do the worm you lanklet.
>>23351822
correct
gonna assume you can't do the worm
can i hear the flashing yr dick story and why you did it
>>23351780
buen trabajo, anon
>>23351782
u definitely haet tacos
also wrong
>>23351822
kek, I have simmered down over the years. wrong choice though, guess again. if you can actually do the worm that's bretty cool. but imma say you're lying on that one
>>23351809
wrong
>>23351819
>>23351829
damn you both :^(
>>23351822
>wrong
no lewds pls
>>23351829
like a book
>>23351822
I really want to either see you do the worm or to read the story, I don't mind which.
>>23351829
Taco?
>>23351782
You doubt my literary skill?!
Can't blame you, It was a terrible story.
>I survived a direct lightning strike without hospitalization
>I have been mauled by dogs on several occasions
>I am currently not taking any pills
>I have killed somebody with my bare hands
>I am attracted to women
Start the countdown.
>I pray 5 times a day
>I get beat up 5 times a day
>I own an Iphone
>Malala yousafzai is my idol
>zomg none
>>23351544
Benis
>>23351559
>I'm caucasian
Yr a jew
>>23351612
>I have a girlfriend
>>23351630
>got beaten by cops once
Not even once once
ALSO THE GAME
I've had a literal sword wound
I can cry relatively on command
I've never been outside of the country
I never look at my own penis when i pee
I've been in a MFF threesome
>>23352593
>wrong ;^)
I really hope you don't get beaten up 5 times a day
but then again
>middle east
͡º ͜ʖ ͡º
>>23352627
the mff one for sure
>>23352656
>for sure
what's that supposed to mean?
also incorrect
I have 3 cats
I don't know my parents
I love watching Russian cartoons
I'm vegan
I've lived with as many as 7 cats and 1 dog
>>23354209
vegan
I've had sex
I smoke weed on a regular basis
I hate vegan food
Im socially awkward but somehow have alot of freinds and spend so much my time with people that Im only home 2-3 times a week
I collect Unicorn stuff
I have 2 cats and a dog
I smoke regularly
I have cried at videogames
I have no real friends, only people I associate with but I never feel I belong
I swallow
My guesses:
>>23354419
You don't smoke (your teeth are too clean).
>>23354260
You don't hate vegan food.
>"Don't worry, they'll tell you..."
>>23354209
я люблю coвeтcких мyльтфильмoв! I'm guessing vegan for you too.
>>23352627
I can believe you're the kind of person who plays with swords. And wears a fedora. But I'll guess you never look at your penis.
>>23352340
>I have killed somebody with my bare hands
2edgy4me. You're not attracted to women.
I've been tackled by three military police at the same time
I'm into necrophilia exclusively
I've served in the Marine Corps
I've had sex in a church
Jeffrey Dahmer and I have had the same forensic psychiatrist
>>23354419
You don't smoke and you definitely swallow.
>>23354419
You don't smoke
at least I hope not
>>23354232
>>23354442
Yes; ты пpaв
>>23351534
I compete in State Engineering Championships
I had 2 hamsters as a child
I play water polo
I collect art
I'm CPR certfied
>>23354466
Gonna go with the last one
>>23354550
Incorrect, but nice try.
You don't play water polo.
>>23354260
3 is false
>>23354419
2 i false, 5 made my weenier move
>>23354466
All of this is complete bullshit
>>23354550
you don't play water polo
>>23354667
>>23354493
>>23354477
Hahaha ya got me!
>>23354667
>All of this is complete bullshit
Unfortunately no. Only one of those things is BS.
>>23351559
>im cuacasian
dont lie you filthy nigger.
>>23351579
>im a virgin
we all know your dad fucked you as a child.
>>23351583
>I killed a man in self defence
its not self defence when the reason is that "otherwise I wouldve been bored to death".
>>23351612
>I won prom queen in high school
HAHAHAHAHhahaha...ha...ha no.
>>23351630
>Im over 6ft tall
we all know you have no lower body, idiot.
>>23351658
>Im bisexual
Nobody besides your parents ever touched you so you cant even figure that shit out.
>>23351688
>I have a pet spider named Benny.
Not even a spider could survive near you, you toxic shit.
>>23351782
this all checks out
>>23355241
>cuacasian
>guac
le jeb
Sounds like fun.
>killed a dog using pills of lye and a sausage
>got two master's degrees from the same university
>I've never masturbated in my entire life
>dad's a male-whore
>>23354442
"I am attracted to women" is not the lie.
>I drink at least half a gallon of milk every day
>I lift
>I hate myself
>I have a younger sister
>I never had a gf
Here goes:
I'm 6'5
My IQ is 150
My dick is 23cm (not gonna convert that into imperial)
I've had sex 7 times throughout my life
I am literally unable to have orgasms¨¨
Have fun :~)
>>23352593
>I get beat up 5 times a day
At least I hope this isn't true.
>>23352340
>I am currently not taking any pills
You look and sound too suicidal for that.
>>23351822
>I can do the worm
Yeah of course you can, faggot.
>>23351791
>Never been drunk
Either this or the camwhore thing. I'm not sure.
>>23351782
>my favorite food is tacos
This was a hard one but I'm sure you just said that one because you look so mexican.
>>23351699
>I'm not a neet
Obviously
>>23351688
>I have two dogs
You really don't look like a dog kinda guy.
>>23356448
>I am not taking any pills
Also incorrect! Although I've taken antidepressants before I am no longer on them!
>>23356460
Ah, man.
But congrats on getting off, dude.
>>23356465
Thanks man!
>i'm polish
>18
>play volleyball
>i smoke
>study in germany
>>23356513
>18
I think.
>>23351658
>I'll try anything once.
That's physically impossible
>>23351630
>I'm half black
Nah. You're latino.
>>23351612
>I won prom queen in high school
You don't like that kinda girl, y'know.
>>23351583
>My shit's not fucked up
No comment.
>>23351579
>I am a virgin
if dakimakuras count of course.
>>23351559
>I'm bisexual
You think you're bi, but you just don't get pussy and like putting a finger up your ass while jerking it.
>>23351550
>OP is a fag
OP is as heterosexual as it gets, bruh.
>>23356549
>You think you're bi, but you just don't get pussy and like putting a finger up your ass while jerking it.
all three of these statements are wrong desu
>>23356411
>i hate myself
fals
>>23352593
i want to put my doner in your haram hole
>I pray 5 times a day
probably this one, who would pray to god after getting beat up by arranged husbando
>>23356555
>>i hate myself
>fals
wrong
>>23352593
correct. u no have I-telephono
>also hoping #2 is falso
>>23356411
no younger sister. maybe older
>>23356549
heh, guess again. high school was a long time ago
>>23356565
>no younger sister. maybe older
wrong
>>23356531
nope,
>I'm left handed
>I can sing
>I played softball for six years
>I'm learning how to skate board
>I play videogames
>>23356513
>I smoke
>>23356411
>I have a younger sister
>>23354550
>had two hamsters
You prolly had more
>>23354419
>smoke regularly
>>23356641
Forgot picture
