Dear /soc/,
I am a 27-year-old male with no friends or social life.
How do I go about obtaining a social life without seeming like a total creep or loser?
>>23345381
It's too late now, buddy.
Stick to 4chan and avoid any human contact irl. Stay safe and do your thing, anything else will just hurt your feelings until you do the suicide.
Adopt the mannerisms of people who are successful socially. Steal and tweak their personality traits until you find a combination with a high success rate that you enjoy. I've been doing it since I was 11, I'm now 21, and it works pretty damn well. Also, adopt the communities culture and clothing styles as appropriate for your race.