Official Omelette Thread:
post your picture
guess how many eggs other anons have in their omelettes
if yr feeling extra giving you can also guess what extras they put in
>>23340911
>911
the face of shitposting
What is this shit? Bin Laden did 6 million.
>my face when
>>23340927
4 eggs
onions, s+p
simple tastes of detachment from the material world
>>23340930
Two eggs is the correct answer and I find this bread racist.
>>23340937
>admitting your preferences this early
delet this
>>23340941
My bread is my gold
>>23340927
>What is this shit? Bin Laden did 6 million
Ahh, I've been expecting you.
>>23340964
gold is my bread
>>23340974
https://youtu.be/ZQoJvI8XUa0
You'll never guess correctly
>>23340992
What about these two?
*unzips
>>23340992
two eggs with one yolk removed
>>23340995
>>23340995
*zips
>>23340996
CLOSE.
>>23341004
three eggs one yolk removed
admired
This guy comes up and slaps your gfs ass
What do you do
>>23341010
were eggs even around when greeks still existed
>>23341014
Yeah, but Illyrian women used to birth them.
9/11
ebin
>>23341024
>>23341026
post longcat merch
>>23341040
>post longcat merch
*unzips
How many eggys do you think Christopher Poole uses in his omelettes.
>>23341056
None. Cause he a poor cuck
>>23341056
he definitely fries his omelettes in coconut oil or something equally as queer
single egg omelette stack master race reporting in
egg mixing is cultural marxism
>not eating all your eggs raw so that the shells can leave your anus with a stingy, penetrating but arousing feeling a few hours later
What kind of normies am I even talking to?
>>23341161
>a few hours later
people without autism bowels
>>23341152
Doesn't look puffy, should've added mares milk
>>23341166
volume was debunked by kant years ago
>>23341164
>Not sprinkling your raw eggs with laxatives so you can feel the steamy orgasm earlier
>>23341178
eggs
I think I got a massive case of diarrhoea and salmonella from eating all those raw eggs
>>23341585
goodnight, sweet prince
