Ideal Mate Thread
Here's the template
here's mine
hi
>>23336962
Add Siyko on snapchat. You seem interesting
>>23337621
I added you but I can't seem to send you any messages because snapchat is gay and doesn't work. I'll try to fix it, but add me on skype, too, if you have it.
hey hi how are you hello
forgot to add in the optional that I sing, play piano, and do audio engineering for work.
>>23337830
looks like you forgot your location and contact info as well at the top right (among the most important things)
>>23337900
RIP
was rushing because I hate doing those things
>>23337830
Forgot top portion
21/M/USA (east coast)
Kik: Cybernation. (with period at the end)
Skype: c.y.b.e.r.n.a.t.i.o.n
Posting this again.
hey fellas
>>23338033
Only don't fit one of the personality traits.
Fit the physical side completely.
Skype is above.
Cant draw myself for shit so left that blank.
>>23338033
also looking for anyone who plays the pokemon TCGO
I've never had an experience that ended like I wanted it to with people from /soc/, yet these threads are always so tempting.
My contact details are:
Skype: yuehanbagel
Steam: profiles/ThePostalManTopKek
Feel free to add me!
>>23338073
I'm a fucking moron.
Welp. Here you go.
Hello friends, here is my thing.
Old school style.
>>23338003
I like the Dr. Strangelove refference.
>>23338033
You seem interesting, what vidya do you play?
skype: randomletters42
buh
tfw no qt who likes 80s / 90s aesthetic
>>23338033
Will you please fill out this survey? >>23338452
Thanks!
>>23338467
why?
>>23338376
If you wanna play League some time, add MrWinger :^)
>>23338503
Because I'd like to hear your answers!
>>23338523
Got the template for that one?
>>23338376
I'm 6'5 M, 18.
Meh. I sent message on kik if you want.
>>23338003
Nice movie reference. I keked hard :)
>>23338871
And my phone fucked me.
where is my qt
>>23338376
Will someone please date her so I don't keep getting reminded that she doesn't like me.
>>23339229
I would but the cup size with body size suggest she is snorlax in disguise.
+ I can't play with someone who's bad at video games.
I can't.
I won't.
And I want to, ya know. Do things with my life.
>>23339353
>I would but the cup size with body size suggest she is snorlax in disguise.
>>23338033
Pokemon TCG though
Skype: quickfreezecap
>>23339353
>>23339439
M'lady, he is laughing at you, not with you.
>>23339472
>m'lady
also no shit?????????
>>23339472
I wasn't laughing at anyone, just making an observation that could be entirely incorrect, what the fuck do I know.
>>23339507
M'lady, th're is nay needeth to be enchafed, we art all cater-cousins. If thou'd liketh i can helpeth thou with nutrion to loseth some weight.
>>23339544
aye mine lord, we shalt not telleth that lady what we very much bethink.
>>23338376
>on east coast
>likes introverts
>likes slim guys
>literally perfect
>hates redheads
f-fuck you too
>>23339363
you sure showed her!
i bet that qt of your dreams is going to add you any time now! fat shamers are the best!
>>23339625
Fuck off back to tumblr
>>23339625
is a sir not allowed to has't a chuckle at anything these days, is this what the world hath cometh to?
but very much, bacon-fed people art the worst.
>>23338033
>>23336052
this is me
>>23339706
>seems like serious potential
>not from NYC
Time to Suffer(TM). Might as well post my/our thing that's been seen by a ton of people by now.
a classic one 'cause i'm lazy. just a couple changes:
- i'm 25 now
- currently playing: league (carry me in ranked i'm not very good at this game). that's like it. i'm waiting on fire emblem and dark souls 3 and my friends play league, so...good time-waster.
skype is youresmalltime
>>23338793
Reuploading without the shitty cropping
i actually have no idea as to where i want to move, but i don't really like living in PA, so. ye. ◕﹏◕
hey hey
>>23339899
California is pretty cool. Considering we're like our own country inside of america. It's a great place to spring board to other places.
>>23339925
i'm actually from SoCal! Huntington Beach. my family is mostly in NorCal tho. i'm going on vacation next month to CO/WA/OR/CA for a few days each to decide if i want to move to one of those places.
uh hi
>>23338003
Which denomination?
>>23339940
Really what part? I just moved from Humboldt, Mckinleyville. Back to SD
>>23339791
Well crap... I'd kind of be a good match if it wasn't for the age gap and the fact that I uninstalled LoL about a month ago...
Here's to a long lasting thread yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JccW-mLdNe0&index=1&list=FLqnj-uZwYZeF7f95Y73-KuQ
>>23339791
hey I'd be interested in talking if you don't mind the age difference. I'm >>23339964
Posting my shit again. Maybe we'll all find someone this time...
>>23339625
>fat shamers are the best!
They really are.
One of the worst things to happen to a fat person is to be told that they're healthy and beautiful and don't need to change.
Those are lies.
And who likes liars?
>>23339899
Colorado faggot here. It's not a bad place to live honestly. If you have the dosh and determination, you can move up and live in Denver. (I live in Boulder myself)
If you aren't looking to spend as much and don't mind living in a big city, you can easily live in Springs doing just about anything. It's absolutely beautiful here.
>>23341954
er
don't mind *NOT* living in a super big city.
Springs is still a pretty big place though.
If it's hard to read, just ask questions.
snapchat: loriderped
>>23339791
Kik?
>>23339791
I'm pretty close to what you want and I'm interested. Added you on Skype.
Sup peeps.
Straight male. Save a click.
Llladies.
>>23339791
> likes the cold
> league
> not too autistic
Well, there go my chances. On a serious note, though, your personality seems to match fairly well with my ideal, and vice-versa. Added incase you want to chat/vidya sometime.
>>23339979
Latter Day Saint
>>23339791
This is the first one I've seen that I fit but it looks like you're good on suitors.
Been a while
So I was gonna make one of those hipster doll things to use in my template
but then I made a gemsona instead.
>>23343047
Improved it a bit
Help, some advice
>>23338376
What happened to your buns?
>>23344749
Forgot to post my chart.
Still trying
>>23344815
i still have them, i just realized i used my outdated chart whoops
Hello anons. How's everyone doing?
Along with 90% of this thread I am trapped here forever.
As if she even exists
25/m/Aus
Moving to Canada soon.
>>23342031
You still around? Y'do Steam?
Before you respond I must admit that I dislike the effects of depressants and do not enjoy weed. This is probably a dealbreaker, but you should say so.
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DUH NYC AT?
>>23338033
Yo. Do you only do Skype? Ain't got a Steam?
I'm not a perfecy fit and straight up dislike outdoors things, but omg dogs <3
>>23336052
Terrible music, terrible films, doesn't read fucking books, fuck you.
>>23336962
Doesn't know any TV , doesn't know any book, doesn't know fucking anything.
>>23337830
Knows jack shit about books, knows jack shit about everything else; can't even name bands instead of genres.
>>23338003
Alright.
>>23338033
Nice dubs but fucking vacant past that.
>>23338051
Fuck off.
>>23338075
A joke. An entry level joke. I hate ya.
>>23338207
Can't name a single thing bout what they like except "chronicle. Jumper", fuck off.
>>23338261
hahahahahahhah fuck off ya piece a shit
>>23338363
Outspoken 'bout bein' boring.
>>23338367
Poor taste, fuck off. Dr. Strangelove is good at least.
>>23338376
I am getting to the point where I don't have anything interesting to say about the generic taste people present here. What am I supposed to say about some chick that loves Lana Del Rey and Parks and Rec above all other music and TV? Like really, what?
>>23338388
Just based on mindset there are nothings and there are people that, just based on mindset, don't realize that they are nothings, and you are the latter.
>>23338523
Boring fucking boring.
>>23338919
Kittens are cool but you like nightcore and think that Top Gun is a top tier movie go kill yourself.
>>23339091
Just fucking stupid; doesn't even deserve a more descriptive comment.
>>23339152
Fuck off.
>>23339390
A lack of self-awareness that would rival anyone else.
>>23339407
No redeeming qualities.
>>23339706
A joke.
>>23339732
Boring. Nothing special. Boring.
>>23339752
Something different at least.
>>23339791
Shit movies, but best so far.
>>23339810
Yeah okay.
>>23339899
Have fun in PA, because you belong with the rest of the people that are absolutely nothing.
>>23339912
You don't read. Your music is shit. Your movies are jokes.
>>23339964
Your music is a joke, your videogames are absolute trash, and, while I love the HHGttG series, if you can't find anything better than that, you just aren't reading.
>>23340315
A bunch of nothing.
>>23340487
Even more nothing, you and the previous should get together.
>>23340947
Got annoyed about halfway through, couldn't finish your shit.
>>23341047
I genuinely can't believe that people like you are self-aware. I don't know how differently we were raised, but I imagine you live in a bubble of your own mind.
>>23341054
Trash.
>>23341979
>engineering
Hahahahahahaha. Engineers are the worst people on the planet, even ignoring the fact that you are a 'really big gamer" that "mostly enjoy[s] online competetive games" such as "CS:GO...dota..and league"
>>23342031
Take a different picture.
And then get different taste.
>>23342941
You need to up your shit, but I hate you the least so far.
>>23342964
The irony of someone saying that they don't watch many movies nowadays and then condemning Michael Bay is pretty funny.
If you don't access the medium don't talk about the medium like you know it and appreciate it.
>>23343047
A stupid movie, and some bullshit albums, but not the worst I've seen.
>>23343284
Absolutely awful.
>>23343409
What a joke.
>>23343787
I genuinely don't even know what to make of this stuff anymore.
>>23344815
I'm literally just going one by one and it's fucking nothing each time.
>I'm extermely corny about 99% of the time so you're gonna have to be able to put up with my lame ass jokes
go fuck yourself
>>23344818
Laughable in every aspect.
>>23345594
Doing poorly, no one should waste a sentence on you.
>>23345748
Nothing.
>>23345756
Awful in one of those ways that makes you wonder if anything is worth doing; that makes you wonder if you should ever even move again.
>>23346181
Could be better, but okay.
>>23346334
Fucking nothing. How are you people not able to find another person like fucking next door to you? I promise you a perosn you are looking for that likes Star wars, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, "mostly fantasy, thriller, [or] action" books, "metal, rock and progressive", and cuddling isn't living far away.
>>23346518
Oh you, cat avatar guy.
I ain't even gonna mess with you, fuck off you're your own thing.
>>23347213
Sorry I couldn't please you
>>23347142
>>23347207
>>23347213
cringe tbqhwy
>>23347217
Sorry that I rated you poorly. What the fuck do you want?
>>23347223
Thanks.
>>23347224
np
>>23347231
wann fuck?
>>23347142
so how many women rejected you recently, anon? it's okay. we're here for you.
>>23347253
Z E R O
E
R
O
I'm sorry I didn't like your e-profile.
>>23347264
I don't know I like this there needs to be someone with this kind of attitude in every thread
>>23347240
absolutely haram
>>23347284
Thank you.
Respect for saying that even though I hated your profile in like the top ten. You're out of the top ten, everyone should date D5A9ITbz.
>>23347293
is that a no?
>>23347207
Sorry for annoying you with my pic pham
I hope you have an alright day
Have some Canadian-made meme rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M4nKru2H_Q
:D
>>23347315
It's cool my man, you could have honestly gotten better halfway through, I just couldn't make it through.
I was just gonna send you Runaway, but I couldn't find it on youtube.
Here's some IDM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VaZm6dpDS8
>>23347320
What am I even supposed to say?
I literally just scroll down to the bottom third every time and you've got fucking nothing there.
>>23347346
Ugh fine .....
>>23347353
"fine" kind of implies you're going to do something.
I'm eager to see what.
>>23347320
>>23347361
I have many more interests, sports, spirituality, comedy but there wasn't enough room!
>>23347142
cool
>>23347346
Hmm not bad I really like it once it hits the 5 min mark, its sounds ethereal. I'm not too big into IDM and Baths is pretty much the only IDM I've listen too. Any recommendations?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA6AlkGRZZw&list=PLZYbYx0UZjXwOmLgLSj07VRcyQ422w0eh&index=3
>>23347142
>>23347207
>>23347436
Yes! Even though I think can not relate to your choices of TV, Movies, Music, and literature, I still really like that you added that bottom third. Everyone should date 193emOCg!
>>23347473
I actually am not too well versed when it comes to IDM, I just tend to recommend Lexaunculpt because it seems useful (compared to recommending Aphex Twin or something). The song you post is good, though honestly who hasn't heard Baths before.
Here's some other stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syf0OFnJEZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=supycSqlHx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuv_cHquCTA
>>23347475
I'm sorry I didn't like your thing. I hope you end up fucking >>23339791
despite the age difference.
Here ya go, ask if you want to know something
>>23347207
>You need to up your shit, but I hate you the least so far.
S-senpai?!?!
>>23347207
>A stupid movie, and some bullshit albums, but not the worst I've seen.
>Absolutely awful.
MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND
>>23346540
I have steam, if you post yours I'll add you
>>23347939
Steam id dustypages
I'm about to go to sleep, though, so I might not respond to the add immediately. Or until late at night at all.
>>23347142
autist
>>23347207
>>23347142
I only browse these threads to see comments like these. I love you, anon.
>>23347142
>Something different at least.
A-Anon, you're too kind...
>>23347207
but I've had to sit through enough movies with Michael Bay's name on it to know that they're all fucking terrible
>>23336041
>>23347142
>>23347207
>>23347213
whuh-oh
i gotta chill on the drinking
How boring am I, /ideal/?
>>23347142
Lol, fair enough I guess. At least you made it through my chart. What do you mean by nothing?
>>23347207
>>23349039
Would have added to shoot the shit with. Not making one of these things for you to add me tho.
>>23349311
Hey, we've got a lot in common. Especially the dogs thing. I don't have a chart and don't like sharing my skype on these things, but could you email me at [email protected]?
We can exchange there
bleh
>>23349412
>What do you mean by nothing?
honestly i was pretty out of it so it's hard to say
>>23349544
this is a joke, right?
>>23349945
Why should that be a joke?
fuck
>>23349311
You seem pretty cool. Also, pugs are the best dog hands down.
>>23342031
>literature
>good anime
I'm not even a weeb but that annoys the fuck out of me
>>23352072
Pugs are the lowest tier of dog. I love dogs, but I don't support continuing breeds that are genetically unhealthy just because someone wants a pedigree. They have many health problems and people are adopting them at alarming rates because they are currently the "trendy dog". Fuck that.
>hur by they have such funny faces!
>>23350384
>"white", beta, muslim german wants a black girl
either this is a joke or your country is doomed.
Can't be arsed to finish this really.
I'm not proud of how long this took. I must be quite the narcissist considering I know these don't work :/
>>23352511
Really?
That was your problem with his thing? Did you read that and go blind in a fit of /pol/-rage and miss the rest of his trainwreck of a infographic?
I don't care if he's a fucking terrorist that wants to get dommed by a black chick, he should read a fucking book.
>>23352769
aren't watersports cultured enough for ya?
>>23345756
>sw florida
why u no gay
>>23349311
Julie??
>>23349311
I hope I seem cool enough.>>23349544
>>23355735
If you have to hope, then you don't.
>>23356162
ah shit
>>23356184
It doesn't seem like she's replying to anyone, anyway
>>23355408
Not Julie, sorry bro
>>23356368
WELL HERE I AM! And I don't wanna do the whole email back and forth thing :( Skype works best for me
I made this several months ago but its still mostly(?) accurate I guess and I'm too lazy to update it. replace house with the wire and milk eyed mender with divers i guess, really not much has changed other than that, unfortunately.
im not picky haha
>>23356832
I'm this dude: >>23342941
Let's talk for a bit.
>>23349311
I don't have one of these, but I fit yours relatively well.
kik: FinnMacCumhail
>>23356832
mind if I add you on steam?
I'm>>23339964
Into the deep unknown!
>>23356734
I was asking to email so I could give you my skype haha
Someone in one of these threads asked for my skype but the thread died before I saw it so
If u were the one who said
"Whooa ho ho, skype?"
In reply to me saying
"Also, being a man hating feminist is a pretty big plus in my book too"
Then you can email me at
[email protected]
pls no judge the r9k I just go for the memes
>>23352769
>he should read a fucking book.
Like Mein Kampf?
>>23349311
sup. add me? skype - sidhegrove
>>23356832
>>23349311
this is me
>>23336052
I thirst to take care of someone and to be taken care of.
Anyone who could submit to my laziness and order the chinese food while I sleep would be amazing.
>>23338033
It's slightly old, haven't touched it since the summer. Mostly the same.
My skype is cognitios.
F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT
mine
hi hi
posting again woop woop
>>23347213
who the fuck are you? what even.
>>23362722
You had me at card games
You lost me when you said I couldn't be a cynical asshat
Which is my second favorite pastime
Behind card games
mine needs work
>>23363736
kik is also sunburnsout now
like it matters
>>23363815
I still dont know who you are or why you care so much about anything here
>>23363876
i was pretty drunk
>>23363887
Alright that's 1 answer, I want the other one.
>>23363894
I am guessing the other question is who am I?
Like no one dude I just came on here really drunk and misanthropic.
>>23363894
>>23363909
I wanted to add in: can you post pics of your cat?
>>23363917
>>23363909
How am I my own thing? I do have plenty of cat pictures though.
>>23363943
yesssss
Anyway, I should refer you to
>>23349803
But past that, I guess I have seen you a lot and I just didn't want to touch it. Like you are the cat guy, I ain't gonna fuck with you.
>>23364024
I am flattered I guess but I only really post for meme sake.
I did get a "good enough" relationship out of these threads once and feel pretty lucky that something actually came of it. Most dudes never even get noticed so I still post just because. Honestly if nobody ever responds again that's fine too.
You uhh, you enjoy yourself I guess though.
>>23364047
Thanks 4 the memes.
I was going to make one of these but I decided I would just type it out because honestly I just don't want to make one. +1 for honesty, right?
I'm a pretty simple girl. I'm 27 years old and live in the United States. I like eating tacos, watching nature documentaries, and doing puzzles. I want to have kids but I don't want to give birth to them. I have a full time career that allows me weekends to be free and do things and stuff. I obsess about musicals and TV shows.
If you think you might be my ideal mate you're male or female or trans or whatever. You're a person. You probably have a job or are in your final years of school. You're no younger than 24 years old and no older than 35 but hey I'm flexible for the right person. I know that maturity often doesn't come with age. You probably like animals and kids. You might enjoy video games, especially co-op games that we can play together. You have a passion for something and like to babble on and on about it to people genuinely interested. You are your own unique person and are looking for another person to spend time together.
So if I sound somewhat interesting maybe leave your skype and I'll add you. I definitely don't want all of the random adds and attention. Thanks guys!
>>23364072
last nishpic
>>23364081
Make a damn chart and post your contact so you can get flooded like every other grill.
>>23364093
Don't tell me how to live my life, cat!
Get back to me when you develop opposable thumbs.
>>23364093
I would pet that cat.
>>23364081
simple taco girls are all the rage now, we should have us a chiggity chat
skype:kurttaxmaster
>>23339791
well, I have this thing from another thread like this if you're interested. you seem pretty chill bro
>>23349311
you're pretty cool, would you want to talk some time and just, idk, shoot the shit. my skype is splqash93. I wouldn't mind talking and just seeing where things go if thats fine
>>23349311
what are some of your favorite n64 games? I really loved the platformers on it as well as some kinda tank game I played with my brother as kids.
>>23364499
>>23364525
let me hit you with some sweet rhymes:
this nigga double posted so
he don't know how to bag a hoe
>>23364552
well, more so I'm just not too used to going on /sol. this is my second time I believe. kinda new at all this desu.
>>23364577
why the hell did it make "desu" into "desu"
>>23364577
niice dubs
>>23364601
this is confusing me badly O_0 I don't understand this damn place.
>>23364607
>>>/reddit/
>>>/co/mblr
>>23364114
;_; y-you didn't have to be mean about it!
>>23364081
A bit vague, but I'll bite. Skype is the.professional527 if you'd care to chat sometime.
Also, made some minor adjustments to my graph.
Might as well
>>23364525
I can't say that I remeber a game with tanks... But I like so many of them that it's hard to pick a favorite. Any of the Mario games, GoldenEye, Kirby 64, Super Smash Bros. I have an emulator on my laptop and still play Mario Party 1 & 2 pretty frequently.
>>23367937
It was called Battletanx.
>>23349311
You jazzed for S2 of Better Call Saul? I honestly thought it could have ended at season 1 and been a perfect spin off of BB, but still happy. Odenkirk and McKean's chemistry is absolutely perfect.
Don't have a fancy infographic ready, all CNN style, but I can quickly respond.
I am...
>26
>White
>Agnostic/Atheist, no one knows unless they ask
>Medium~Chubby, just big and built
>6'4"
>Brown hair (and eyes for that matter)
>Mix of intro/extro, sometimes very one and sometimes the other, generally intro
>Very logical, but I can read and sympathize with others easily
>Very flexible, but I would put it only a couple notches to the right of center because I love it when a plan comes together
>One notch off all the way on Down to Earth because I'm prone to flights of fancy but live my life pragmatically
>Green Artistic
>Green Ambitious
>Green Assertive
>Yellow confident
>Red Cutesy
>Yellow cynical
>Green Easy going
>Green Honest
>Green humorous (actually an amateur writer)
>Green kind
>Yellow reliable (sometimes red, gotta work on myself sometimes)
>Yellow romantic
>Yellow Sexual (sometimes green-ish)
>Green talkative (like...really green)
>I am as wise as am I.
I am, unfortunately not a pug. I am a dachshund/beagle mix who leads a pack of wild mutts through the mean streets of the big city.
>>23364081
skype: yumboyack90
Hope to hear back soon :3
>>23368461
I want to copy your chart so badly
>>23368461
Now, see, if you just add
>F
to that you'll get at least one response.
>>23368372
Already watched the first episode! I'm glad it didn't end. I want to see Jimmy's downward spiral and I'm curious to see what happens to Kim, since we know she was never in BB.
>no contact info
>>23368872
It's incredible the level of subtlety that Odenkirk gives Saul, he clearly cares a lot about the character and the process of going from a husslin' but good hearted lawyer to amoral crime shyster.
Skype is dan.the.sixth.man
Just finished the thingy, minus pics, too!
>>23368872
Still around?
>>23364081
I collect puzzles and I love musicals.
throw.away.apples
>>23367937
mario party was so much fun, I loved playing the minigames and just, jamming out against my brother.
kirby 64 was a lot of fun, and smash bros, I have so many fond memories of playing it with friends. overall fun time
do you play any modern games?
>>23367937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0
Hmm. My ideal mate, literally anyone who could stand to be with me for more than a hour.
>>23348895
After drinking really hard and anger-posting, NEVER ADMIT THAT.
Are you new to drinking, son?
>>23370535
>>23370570
Two things:
1. thank you for posting rainbow road. When I was a kid that was probably my favorite video and I am now listening to it on repeat.
2. I can't stop drinking. I have tried for the past two years to control my drinking but I have drank to the point of black-out for the majority of days in the last two months. Both my parents are attending AA so I got them good drinking genes.
I am the king of drinking don't you ever fucking question my sweet drinking credentials. I am drunk right now and I will beat you up IN REAL LIFE. IN REAL LIFE MEET ME YOU FUCK
>>23370606
Watch more movies, dumbo.
>>23370609
Can't fit many more without making the images tiny
>>23370590
I fought you in real life yesterday and you puked all over my fist.
>>23370609
He likes exploring, but doesn't like exploring movies.
>>23370627
Maybe, and this is just an idea, but you could replace all the shit you put in there with movies that don't suck.
>>23370628
Yeah that was my special puke move. Bet you weren't expecting that shit have fun cleaning your sleeves
>>23370653
I just put my shirt in the wash after rinsing it. Detergent move, bitch! Your move!
Also, learn how to hold your liquor!
>>23370803
Jokes on fucking you, I know where you live and I threw up in your washer before we even fought you idiot hahahahahahahhahaha
I hold my liquor so well. I am like a genius.
>>23370811
So your genius puke will give me genius close, and by puking, you lost some of your genius!
Who's the genius now!?
>>23370821
Heh, heh buddy. I see how a person of your intelligence could think that.
But let's put some facts to this discussion, shall we?
FACT NUMBER ONE: I only lose about 0.5 IQ points each time I vomit
FACT NUMBER TWO: You only gain about 0.005 IQ points for each liter of puke consumed.
FACT NUMBER THREE: I gain 5 dignity points every time a person consumes my puke.
FACT NUMBER FOUR: You lose 50 dignity points each time you consume my puke.
Maybe reconsider your position next time you take on the king.
>>23370845
Oh-ho-ho!
But you see, I didn't consume any of your vomit. It was washed into my clothing, along with your AURA and the sweet smell of bleach, hydrox, and fabric softener.
So while I'm walking around fresh as a cool morning daisy, your vital essence has soaked into my very being. Gallons and gallons of it, not just a pint or two.
>>23336041
>>23370867
Then you've gained nothing, fool!
You could have gained a small increase in your intelligence, but, in your stupidity, you rejected what would have helped you. Maybe, in the spirit of charity, I could come back over and vomit a few IQ points into your body.
>>23370887
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>>23370887
>>23370887
No contact details?
>>23370894
Has Jack D. Ripper taught you nothing? I gained your essence and, in the end, that's all you have.
I plan on stealing more and using it for purposes as of yet unknown to you. When you discover what it's for, you won't be the least big pleased!
>>23370887
Is that for real? Because I actually fit most of these criteria (oldfag here).
>>23371254
You think you're so smart, you think you're top of the game don't you? Let me go ahead and knock you off your proverbial throne here. Let me move forward and loosen the grip you have on the semblance of a reputation in your life and destroy that.
I'm the man, kingpin, big guy round these parts, and you are nothing but a beetle under my shoe. Try to step to me and we will observe what occurs.
You think you have gained something from me, but in actuality I am the one who has profited from our conflict. You believe that obtaining my aura, my essence, will make you into a better person, and that is true, but what you don't realize is that the better person it will make you into is me. Yes, that is right, just by coming into contact with my precious bodily fluids you have been exposed to one of the strongest mutagens that has ever been made on this humble planet. It's purpose, you ask? To turn you into me. At current I have over a hundred clones running about in our society, and I am not in the least bit concerned about adding another one. Have fun being me, me; heh, you've got a bright future ahead of you, heh.
>>23372703
No, my friend. Much like Composite Batman, I will become more than the sum of our parts. I will become the greatest of the Justice League, the greatest of the Legion of Doom.
You think I will become you? No. I will become us, a fusion of your mad disses and my dope rhymes. It will be like a reunion of KRS One and Queen all rolled into one package, and we'll roll up on the fat bottom girls like there's no tomorrow.
We'll achieve a union that's both hideous and beautiful, but in the end, nothing will stop us.
I really just want someone to obsess over and care for forever. Talk to every day, be best friends with, be each others' favorite people. Spend all our time together. Share all our problems and secrets. Accept each other fully and completely. That's all I care about. I'm a straight guy, mentally ill, not very successful in life but I'm stable and mostly happy, just lonely. Low sex drive, worry about everything too much, scared to death of making people uncomfortable. Very very meek n scared lmao
