Craigslist casual encounters experience thread.
Literally never been able to find something in my area.
>>23326123
I've fucked three girls and sucked three dicks in the two and a half years I've looked on there.
It takes persistence and adaptation, like anything else.
rarely have i found anyone that appeals to me but when i posted i hooked up with a tranny. that was a fun night.
Once every couple years, I'll go on CL, meet some shy, lonely guy, suck his cock a few times, then drop off the face of the earth. I have very little interest in sex (prefer to watch) and even less in relationships, so every once in a great while I'll indulge. I'm cute, but I only meet up with neckbeard types because I like the power of being out of their league and in complete control.
It's always the same:
1) see a movie
2) talk about classic video games
3) aggressive suck their dick
4) refuse to let them touch me
5) repeat until I get bored and end our connection
>>23326272
Well then, what area are you in?
>>23326272
Fuckin savage.
>>23326272
Orlando
>>23326281
I'm not cruel. I'm a nurse in my daily life, pretty warm and welcoming, I'm always kind to the people I meet and keep the FWB expectation clear, and we part on friendly terms even though they're sad it's over.
For them, it's a warm wet mouth and friction, for me, it's the power dynamics and novelty. I'd be lying if I said I was desperately lonely, I think some of us just aren't built for the tedious work of relationships. Thank God for CL, I am older and prefer the anonymity of non-social media (I don't use snapchat or however you kids communicte these days).
>>23326035
I never get replies.
>Meet a girl looking for a date
>Find out she's 35
>A little putoff at the 10+ year gap, but have a nice dinner anyway
>Go walk by the river
>It starts raining
>Duck under a bridge
>Sit and talk
>She rests her head on my shoulder
>Hold her hand
>We kiss
>The rain breaks
>We run back to my car
>Ask her if she wants to go home
>Just shakes her head and holds my arm
>I take her back to my place
>Take her to bed
>We're both soaked by the rain
>Climb in and warm her up as she shivers
>Realise at the last moment I don't have condoms
>She's always prepared
>Have really great sex
>Cuddle and talk into the early morning
>Wake up to her licking and nipping at my neck
>Have sex again
>Dry her clothes and take her home
1 month later
>Feeling lonely
>Call her
>She's instantly excited
>We start dating
>Date and live together for 6 months
>Her ex-husband comes back
>He wants to try their marriage again
>We break up
>She goes back to a loveless, abusive marriage
Such is life.
>>23326306
Lol are you that bitch from.scrubs? Season 9
I've met 3 chicks I hooked up with long term, and maybe 4 or 5 other girls for just one night. 4 couples, and like 3 more guys.
26/m/ca
>>23326306
Wish I was close. In KS and have yet had a chickid get me off. 3 girls and had OK head just no stamina.
yea i usually get guys but im not into that i post pics too and im not small so idk....either that or they want money..
23/M/TX
I've been all over CL the last week or so, finally got someone!
she agreed to host a "gloryhole BJ" at her place (idk how that will work, a cardboard box? lol)
its like a 50 minute drive across houston, but hey, im gonna get my dick sucked.
she was really timid. i dont blame her, the internet can be a scary place. took like a hour of e-mailing and then texting, plus my first ever dick pic.
said she was 24 and latina. might be fuck ugly or weigh 350 lbs, but i dont care.
didnt give me a place, said to text her that morning to see if she would be available. i guess she needs her parents to be at work or whatever.
really hope she doesnt flake, i might not get another chance to do this without my family knowing somethings up.
>>23326272
Im in Tampa and want to be used like this
I have had a few experiences.
After months of looking i met up with a qt today and just hang out.
Chilled at a tulsa park and kissed/got head in the car.
Found out shes a sub
Found out she has a kid
Found out shes into kink
Went home after and going to roll to her place in a few days to do some unholy things to that girl.
Fucking love craigslist.
To all that dont think you can land a catch. Believe me....you can
When I was 17 I used caigslist to meet and fuck a 40 something Milf a few times I would sneak out at night jump in her car and we would go and fuck at a reservoir she had her tubes tied so I would always creampie her. That's the only success I've had on Craigslist and I've been trying lately Fun times I think I have some pics of her on my old iPod
>>23326747
Yo I'm in Houston too. If it works out let me know.
I've had overall pretty ok experiences with Craigslist. Gonna list them in chronological order
1.) I was seventeen and he was 40, snuck out of my parents house to his car. He talked about his ex wife and kids the entire drive to his place, was really weird. Sex was ok.
2.) A little after I turned 18, was lonely. Put up an add, found an extremely tall and fit guy, was interested. First time hooking up was at a park midday. Kept seeing each other for a few months, then just stopped talking.
3.) 18, drunk horny and stupid. Put up an add, answered one of the first guys to message me. Like I said, drunk and stupid, didn't even ask for a picture. He lied about his age, was well in his 50s when he claimed to be 30 fucking lol. It was dark and I didn't notice until we got to his place. Kissing him was torture, he couldn't get hard after what he said was great head from me and got really upset with himself. Ate pussy like a mad man though.
4.) 19, hadn't used cl since old man experience(like 6 months). Found a guy wanting a sub, he was very narcissistic and had very high standards. I fit them, but he was still very unpleasant to be around. Sex was meh.
That's all folks.
>>23326035
I've got a strange fetish for cl ads, and I've met up with over 6 cd / ts so far.
i'd never found an ad that looked legit (after browsing for like a year just sliming)
one day i posted an ad just to see what i would get. i was 18 (m) and in good shape.
I got a reply the second renewal of the post, and i swear it was a trap. i was horny to the point my face was hot so i decided it was the night I'd try it out. after tons of messaging and testing his/her patience by asking for new pics (just to see if it was real, i really didn't know), she he concluded that i was just a game player and stopped messaging me. I was even hornier the next day so i sent an apology and she sent me the address. It was just past dusk, and the neighborhood I arrived in wasn't so great but it was clean. I had to email her to contact [if you try this, get a kik or a cell # to make it easy], and she let me in the door. wow she was even hotter in person than she was in her pictures. it was a little dark so I couldn't focus on her face, but her body was seriously slammin. she led me to her room and told me to be quiet, I grabbed her ass. When we got to her room, she closed and locked the door. the room was collectively a dimly lit red, besides the glow and noise from the tv playing on some random channel. she told me not to make too much noise. I was nervous, but she started taking off clothes and I got a boner. She was about to suck my cock when she told me "1 second" and whipped out a crack/meth pipe i don't really know. she purposefully body blocked it but I did see it for a short time, it was like a white-light-bulb-lookin-thing. She started sucking my dick and I felt really tingly, like drugs tingly. it was strange and i still dont like the feeling. but she was really good at sucking dick. she laid me onto the bed and kept going. after the first couple waves of pleasure passed through me, she climbed up to me and made me suck on her fake tits which was awesome except...
>>23327759
... they didnt feel real at all and it was weird having a large portion of them in my mouth (ive got a pretty large mouth). I'd say they were about double d. she didnt have much of an ass, but it was there and it was nice cushion so squeezing it was kinda fun. Eventually i started fingering her ass and she took the center of the bed. she laid face down ass up with a rolled towel under her pelvis so her ass constantly stuck out, it was totally hot because she was fully shaved and a bit tan. Plus, her ass was lubed up a bit from extra fun during the fingering. she told me to shove it in. I put on the condom i brought and shoved it in. it was so hot and slightly tight. I was probably the most aroused at that point in my life in comparison to the rest. I banged her for about ten minutes.
Warning: boner killer coming up
>I have a huge fantasy of MMF and gangbangs
>on CL one night and respond to a post in MMF with a very hot girl but think it's probably spam.
>Watch porn...fap....
>Get a response email a few minutes later
>We exchange numbers and pics. Pics are amazing and she wants me to come over right now (2am)
>Drive over nervous still thinking it might be something shady but still excited.
>Get there and she is as hot as expected.
>Meet her bf some biker type guy, get a drink and we all sit on the bed talking.
>She puts porn on and starts showing me her sex toys and different lubes.
>Finally she starts kissing my neck and down my stomach. BF is right beside me on the bed and seems into it.
>She starts blowing and BF is encouraging her. Telling her how sexy she looks with it in her mouth.
>He takes his pants off and starts touching himself.
>She starts going down on him and I lick her everywhere while she does. She cums....
>We proceed to fuck for a long time because I had fapped just before going over.
>She wanted to try a new lube....do anal with her BF recording and telling her how good she is doing.
>She cums like crazy over and over...can't believe it.
>Finally I get off on her and then he immediately gets on top and fucks her and cums.
>Two nights later we repeat...and again the next week.
>They moved but we still talk and may get together again soon.
>Never found anything close on there since.
>>23327772
After about ten minutes of face-down-ass-up buttsex, she stopped me abruptly and leapt to the bathroom. she sat on the edge of her bathtub which i thought was weird. I checked my dick and there was some liquidy shit on it. it didn't really turn me off until the smell hit me like a train, holy shit i gagged. I took the condom off and threw it away, and washed my dick next to her, She insisted that I stay, but I was scarred. I told her politely that I needed to go. With no soap in the bathroom, I wiped my rinsed hands on her towel and got dressed asap. I left and deleted the post online so i couldn't get any more emails. Thankfully my mom had hand sanitizer in the car. When I got home I still felt a bit sick and I could still smell her perfume which made me nauseous. Overall, 10/10 for my spank bank memories. Super hot besides the few scattered nasty moments.
I've got more but idk how late I'll be up
>>23327777
quads
>there are women who aren't whores on casual encounters
whoa
>>23327474
aight. its going down Thursday morning hopefully.
If she does flake im going to go to this adult theater at 6314 gulf freeway called bj's.
Maybe I'll get lucky and there will be a chick there who's dtf, but I'm horny enough to let any old fart in there suck me off.
Or at the very least I'll just jack off in "public", some review i found said it was good for that at least even though it's kind of dirty. I don't know of any other place, so I'm going there if i have to.
funny story, it has to be Thursday morning because I'm a student living with my parents and class is cancelled that day. so I'm not gonna tell them, I'm gonna go out like I'm going to class and hopefully everything will work out and they'll never know.
What makes for better success:
Responding to posts?
Making a post?
(I'm a hetero man)
Posted an ad about my sexless marriage. Looking for married women who are in the same boat. Days go by, I forget about the ad.
Suddenly an email. Starts off like a bot and then she tells me her sob story. I'm liking it, this feels like a real human I can relate to. I send her an email back, nothing to aggressive, just keep ranting about my life and how I understand her situation. She didn't say anything specific about meeting up with me, sounds like she wanted to vent so I decided to indulge her. Tell her she can always talk to me and I'll listen, but I'd expect the same.
This was just 2 days ago though. I hope to hear back from her, if not I'll be sad.
>>23329473
If you are really flexible with time and travel, and you dont care what the girl looks like, you might have better luck responding.
If you have any specifications about race, age, weight, time, place, etc. you might want to make an ad and keep renewing it.
You could do what i do, and do BOTH. but then again I've only gotten 1 commitment and we'll see if it happens or not, maybe someone with more experience could give their advice.
but the biggest piece of advice i have is don't be afraid to respond, they're just as desperate as you, and maybe they are willing to negotiate something if you don't fit their standards.
whats that quote, "you miss 100% of the shots you dont take"? think of that and just try it.
>>23326035
Cl is one of those sites you just throw a ad on and sit around chilling out 90% of the time nothing but 10% of the time you meet people. I hooked up with 5 women and 20 guys in a two year time frame. Oh and this year 1 couple who i destroyed the husband as she did not get involved just watched... It helps if your bi as you get more action.
>This posting has been flagged for removal.
>>23326306
you're a guy aren't you
>>23330139
>It helps if you're a fag as you get more action.
fixed that for you
>>23326340
I feel like that should be the plot of a romantic comedy starring Paul Rudd and Susan Sarandon.
Write a script anon.
>>23326747
Hope she worked out bro!
>>23326762
You give me hope broski.
>>23327723
Are you going to pursue more experiences?
I met one girl from the strictly platonic area. She told me I could grab her boob and I did and then I never talked to her again. Other than that I never get any legitimate girls emailing me and if I ever do, I'm not very attractive so they move on.
>>23326123
same. literally everyone is in Bumfuck, Egypt
>>23326247
where they atleast passable?
>18 year old girl messages me
>then tells me that she has payment rates and she's a prostitute
God damn. I thought this was an honest girl.
>>23327723
I have a thing for older men. I recently answered an ad for a man looking for an 18-20 yr old and he was close to 40. It sounded really hot. How do you keep an eye out for creeps?
>>23326247
More deets
>>23326367
More deets.
>>23330937
I was going to reply back with some nasty stuff. But i have decided to take a higher rode.. Yes i guess it dose help more if your bi or gay on cragslist..
Funny fact to look in to.. Straight men on line have less chances of hooking up off of websites because women don't use those sites. Women would rather meet some one through a friend of a friend or work, so just to add some info chances of meeting a women on sites like cl and tinder are less then 30% even for the most attractive of men.. So i recommend you try a bar and not really sure if your anti gay but ill say it and more then likely start a fight doing so witch is not my reasoning for saying this but learn to stop hating that witch you dont understand or know.. Gay's and Bi's are normal people Just like everyone else we dont have rainbow blood, We work just as hard as everyone else we do the same jobs police, firefighter Armed forces dr's layers and so forth so The sooner people stop hating on things they are ether scared of or dont understand the better off the world will be.. I hope you dont take that the wrong way it was not my intention to start a fight and it very well can be my panties as you would say are in a bunch been fighting PTSD depression so im not my normal self. Anyways sorry and this will be the last i say on this matter
I've had some OK experiences on CL starting in 2007 when I was 18, lemme see if I can remember them:
>(2007) Met a 28 year old after she got off work in her car at 10pm to fuck. She was cute, skinny, brunette. I lasted maybe 10 minutes, lost my virginity to her.
>(2007) Met a 23 year old, fucked her bareback (Yeah... I was young and stupid) in her sister's house, then again in a park at night. She was skinny and brunette but later I found she's a huge whore and broke off contact.
>(2008) 24 year old BBW. Met her at her house after she got off the night shfit nursing. We fucked, smoked some weed, and watched Euro Trip. Not a bad lay really.
>(2008) 20-something male, met at his place, he sucked me off, we never spoke again (I was horny and curious. He said we'd have a 3-way with his GF bit I think that was a scam).
>(2008) 20-something male, he offered to pay me $100 to suck my cock. I accepted because I was home from college and needed the money. Didn't really like it.
>(2009) 22 year old black chick, she went to my college and met her when I was dicking around on CL bored. We fucked and I never talked to her again.
>(2010) 20-something year old trap. Asian, had tit implants and facial surgery to look more feminine, had a small little asian dick. Fucked "her" a couple more times since 2009. Not a bad lay, honestly.
That's it really. CL since 2010 has been shit. It's all white BBWs looking for BBC and men posting as women trolling M4W. You're better off using PoF or Tinder for hookups unless you're gay or like traps.
>tfw live in Detroit
>tfw all the women are just nasty BBWs
>Literally today
>Open up craiglist
>Go to casual encounters
>Some post about a discreet gloryhole
>Swap e-mails
>Drive over there 10 minutes later
>Starts teasing my dick
>Really good at deep throating
>My legs start shaking after about 5 minutes and I can't take it anymore
>Warn them I'm gonna come, start shuddering
>They kept sucking
>Teases my dick a bit after I come
>Give them a compliment, leave
>Drive back
>Shower
>Continue to shitpost on 4chan
When I was 20 I lost my virginity to a 25 year old woman on the casual encounters section on Craigslist
>she made a post seeking a fuck buddy
>her post had a questionnaire with 25 questions, she included something specific about the area to prove she was legit
>I was drunk and remember thinking "She's probably gonna get a billion responses so I won't get a reply, but fuck it why not"
>send her a pretty lengthy message
>next day: Inbox (1)
>holy shit she actually replied
>we email nonstop for a few days
>eventually trade pics
>she is hot as fuck, easily out of my league
>I'm 5/10 on my best day, she is 8.5/10 with gigantic natural tits on a thin frame
>she is a married stripper
>she is stripping to save up for law school and she is looking for a fuck buddy on Craigslist because her husband refuses to be intimate with her now that she is a stripper
>we go on a couple dates
>just handholding and kissing so far but we have a lot of fun together and genuinely enjoy each other's company
>after our third date we get a room for the weekend and fuck nonstop
>continue to go out and fuck 2-3 times a week for the next year
>have to break it off when she moves
>still keep in contact over Facebook
I have since dated/fucked several other girls I met on Craigslist, though I don't reply to ads anymore since it's all spam or hookers in my area so I have to post ads to get any replies. I have also had a serious relationship with a woman I met on 4chan and I have dated a few girls from PoF. Other than my first girlfriend I had for about 6 months in high school, every woman I have ever dated or fucked I first met online. I don't have the first clue how to go about meeting women IRL.
>>23329473
responding to posts works if you look good
making a post gets you a lot of replies but mostly from people you won't like
1/4 posts I receive a message from someone hot
07944 395184 Call me maybe.
I met up with a guy that just wanted me to fart in his mouth. Also offered to suck my dick while I took a shit. When it came down to it, I guess I got a little fart-shy. He licked my asshole a bit and left very disappointed.
I'm not a good green-texter, but I will for the brevity.
>Emailed TS escort
>Finally found her shady-ass apartment on Gmaps
>Meet her. $300 for 90 minutes.
>More stereotypical TS escort I've ever seen
>Tall. Heels. Dirty blonde hair.
>An open red robe with black lining
>Ill fitting lingerie.
>Red lipstick sloppily smeared on
>Pay her, begin to get undressed
>Beta as fuck and tell her that I want to keep my shirt on
>Next thing you know, she's ripped all clothes off and her tongue is in my mouth
>I'm like wtf
>btw I was a virgin before this. Still a vaginal virgin.
>We french, I suck her plastic tits, she rides me
>Fuck in several positions. I'm too nervous to cum.
>Literally needed all 90 minutes
>Finally cum after 15 minutes of her jerkin me
>"you destroyed me" "lol okay"
>Drive home.
>Try to get rid of the taste of her lip gloss.
>>23333551
Those fucking gloryhole threads are real? I have to try...
felt bi-curious one night, made a post in m4m looking to get sucked off. some bloke replied, we talked for a bit and he came over and picked me up. we went to a secluded place and i got my dick out, he started sucking me off, then got his dick out and i jerked him off. i didn't come, cos the whole thing felt surreal to me and i was nervous as fuck. turns out i'm not bicurious.
>>23334986
I'd be worried about getting my dick chopped off or catching some terrible herpes from that.
>>23334944
>$300 for 90 minutes
Damn, really? Is this normal? My local CL is filled with TS who will fuck you >for free.
>Thinking about trying CG near Coventry
All these catfish and botched english makes me really suspicious.
craigslist veteran here
Hooked up with quiet a few girls on CL and not because I'm hot or a smooth talker. Just done it a long time. I used to have a hard drive full of pics of girls I hooked up with there, but sadly it crashed. I've gained a few since, but not like I had.
From my experience it goes something like this: Women ads are about 99% bots or gay guys. If you do respond, you got about 1% chance of hooking up with her. Some robot on /r9k/ posted a fake ad with a fat girl looking for sex and got 293 emails over night. The competition is that stiff.
If your posting an ad for a woman, it goes something like this: about 1 in 10 postings you make, a real woman might respond. For every real woman that does respond to you, maybe 1 in 10 will be attracted to you and keep talking. For every one of those women that are attracted, probably 1 in 10 of those will actually ever meet you.
I consider CL like passive income. Put a post out there and just sit. Don't expect much from it and you won't be disappointed.
CL is also very random. Last year, I went months without a bite and then fucked an 18 year old and a milf within a day.
If you're really horny, you're best option is posting for a couple. Tons of guys out there just wanna see their wife get fucked. If you can handle a guy to the side watching, you'll find a couple. Theres also bi couples, if you're bi you will almost certainly get laid. Although I'm not, I've had tons of couples ask me if the guy can suck me off and in exchange I can fuck his wife. I haven't done it yet, but may some time.
Running out of room, will make a post about some of my encounters in another post
>>23335559
And to add, if I had it to do over...I wouldn't have put so much time into CL or dating sites. I wish I would have spent that time going out getting social experience and hooking up that way. That's what I'm gonna try to do going forward.
Now for my best CL moment
If this doesnt prove how much of fluke CL is...I had posted looking for a girl. Some guy responds and says, "hey I seen you were looking for a couple, heres my girl."
So I dont know if he responded to the wrong ad or what, but it worked to my advantage. His girl was a pretty teen. I pretty much thought it was bullshit, but I replied anyways...even though i hadn't posted a for a couple.
Exchange pics, he tells me he wants me to fuck his girl. Im still not believing it. Exchange numbers.
We were supposed to meet that night, but had gotten sick and back out. It was legit sick, not just scared of meeting
So I think the next day if they were real, they probably won't meet now. But contacted him the next evening and started making plans to meet.
Couldnt believe how lucky I had gotten.
We meet and me and her get in the back of the car and go park somewhere secluded. She is kissing on me all the way there.
She was short and fit. Small perky tits, probably b cup. Tight shaven pussy. She had long brown hair. Probably 7/10.
Once we park, she pulls my pants down and starts sucking me while he watches from the front. Then hops up on me bare while I fuck her for a good 15 minutes before filling her up with cum. He puts his hand down to her pussy and pulls some cum out and puts it to his mouth. Not my thing but whatever.
Couple days later Im taking her to my house alone while we fuck a couple hours and I take her back to him.
was fun and wish it could have been something ongoing but it never happened. Still good times.
I have met exactly 1 real person on craigslist in my area (Portland)
She was a 23~ year old college student. Like a 5/10, but I'm no Adonis myself, so IDC. Met at a Sharies for introductions. 30 mins later we are back at my place with her clothes off. Turns out she has been with one other guy, who would only do PIV. With like a 4" penis that was hypersensitive. Never been fingered, never been eaten out. Cut to her screaming like a banshee when I make her cum with my fingers. Honestly, the whole experience made me feel like a fucking sex god. We fucked on a weekly basis for close to four months.
She started dating some guy and we stopped seeing each other. Soon she broke up with him and texted me, very obviously wanting more sex but unable to say so. We started fucking again. This time she had finally learned to suck a dick hard enough to matter. Was pretty great. We tried some fetish shit she was interested in, was pretty fun. Then she just stopped returning my messages one day. Maybe something happened, I don't know.Apparently she is about to go back to Alaska. Was a nice arrangement, DESU. Was never clingy or wanting to spend the night. We would just fuck, watch movies and eat, then fuck some more. No strings, no feelings. Oh well. I haven't fucked anybody since then. School just keeps me so fucking busy.
Other than scammers, I have met 3 other people on CL that I didn't end up fucking. One sent me a pic after we talked and I just couldn't swallow my pride and let her fuck me. The body wasn't the problem. She just had a really unfortunate face. And she texted like a drunk retarded person. Nothing kills my boner like stupid.
Another gal was really enthused, since I said i didnt mind she had a dudes haircut and a slightly masculine face. She just stopped messaging when I sent my pic : / God forbid a big buff hairy guy gets laid once in a while.
The last real person I've talked to on CL was a hispanic 46 year old who wanted to pay me 300 bucks for sex. Nope.
>>23326306
Jesus you can do that to me on kik if you want haha
Hpym
I'm an 18 year old virgin and after making an ad I was replied to by a couple.
I've sent them pics and everything and it looks like I'm about to lose my virginity cucking some American guy.
The last step before meeting them is sending a face pic and phone number, I'm a bit scared.
>>23336493
use a texting app and just send the face, you've came this far. the guy probably won't care, it will be the wifes choice.
lots of couples like the "son" routine. so i'd say you're good to go. if they've talked to you this long knowing your 18, it's for good reason.
let me know what they say
>>23336537
Yeah, I guess it will work out alright. I just sent my number and a facepic over e-mail.
It's a bit of a bi thing but I think it's more on a "fuck the wife and see what happens with the guy" level.
I'm nervous but I'm popping a chub whenever I think of the possibility of finally losing my v-card. It being a hot as balls, slightly thick milf helps.
>>23336675
sounds good. usually couples will establish the rules with you before hand. if they agree to meet you after the face pic, you might want to ask them what that is.
lots of couples will tell you no kissing, no facial, no anal.
you could tell them you're not into bi stuff and leave it that.
sounds like your gonna lose your V son
>>23326761
Hell I'm in Tampa... wanna try again? lol
Met up with a few chicks... I'm strait and have no interest in dudes so opportunities are few and far between.
This chick responded to my add to meet in a park
Got there, she doesn't show but it's like two mins from my house so it's whatever
Get home and get an email saying she'd been in a car wreck, asked to try again
Plan another and she shows up in a rental car - kids are everywhere and her pic looked much better than she did... still like 6/10 so okay
Take her to a little power line service road I know in the woods
Just out of view I shove her to the muddy ground, stick my dick through my khakis, grab her by the hair, and shove it down her throat
Pull out her tits... very nice tits, slap em around a bit
Begged me to fuck her but didn't have a condom and I wasn't getting some 6/10 pregnant
Covered her face in cum then we both got up and left both covered in mud (totally ruined my khakis lol)
Talked a couple times since but never met again
It happened today actually
I'm a male and I was having a hot chat with some girl and then it turns out he was a guy
4chan warped my mind and made me want to try fucking a cute trap. met up with a cute CD. he comes over, nice body, looks good with lingerie on, starts sucking my cock im hard as a rock. tell him to bend over on the bed and i lube up his ass and my fingers.
shove two up his tight hole and feel something... i think it's shit (of course it is shit) so i take out my fingers to see them covered in some nice yellowy brown poo. the smell hits me and my cock instantly deflates.
i dont say anything and i go to the washroom to clean my fingers. tell him im not feeling it and he goes home.
fingers smelled like shit for the rest of the day.
at least ive never wanted to fuck a trap since. im also not into anal porn anymore.
to all traps/CDs: clean your ass, or at least stick a finger in and see if you feel anything
mtf here lost my virginity on CL to some fat pastor/church speaker that everyone in the city knew. I didn't tell him I was a virgin cause I didn't want to give him that satisfaction. it was also the first time I sucked a dick and he told me "my mouth was made for sucking" so I knew I was gonna be a good little cocksucker since that day.
went on a sex spree after that meeting over 15 guys from CL, and Tinder in just a few months time (mostly just BJs but I let the really attractive, fit ones fuck me)
>>23337269
that kid was an amateur. most of us bottoms douche before anal sex. I knew to do that since before I was a virgin just cause it's an asshole, and I know it needs to be cleaned.
>>23335209
Yeah he paid toooooooo much
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>>23326035
>see ad for a hot ass 19 year old that wants to be abused and kept in a cage as a personal fuckpet to an older man
>thisisn'tmyfetishbutI'llgiveitatryanyway.png
>chat up a bit
>"I just need to you verify your identity by going to this site and giving them a credit card number."
>see ad for a cute single mother about my age
>she's into vidya and shit
>chat up a bit
>"I just need to you verify your identity by going to this site and giving them a credit card number."
>see ad for a 65 year old granny who's desperate for the D and hasn't been fucked since her husband died a decade ago
>chat up a bit
>"I just need to you verify your identity by going to this site and giving them a credit card number."
Fuckinggoddamnit...
>post my own ad
>get dozens of responses
>all of them obvious fakes as their email address keeps changing to a different mobile account literally every message
>a wild faggot appears
>youknowwhat, fuck it... I can at least get my dick sucked proper
>"I just need to you verify your identity by going to this site and giving them a credit card number."
>>23338321
lol... so you've been on cl too, eh?
>>23338321
>only post ads
>in every ad, include something like "Put your favorite food in the subject line of the email so I know you are real"
>you can use <b> and <u> and <i> HTML tags to bring attention to this simple instruction
That's how you avoid spam
>>23338402
Yeah, and then get no responses whatsoever kek
Tinder is much easier than craigslist. But before i was killing tinder I was tearing it up on CL. Pic related was the fairytale of all meet ups. I met Pocahontas. We emailed after she saw my profile and the rest was history.
I learned there are certain laws to CL and while its kind of obsolete now you can still get some good turn outs depending location i guess
but ah yes pochahontas...that was her in the email and the next picis her in the bed.....
>>23338525
what was she doing on there? and what were the laws?
>>23338558
I guess she was looking for a good time. And she found one
Well my personal laws were this
Always have 3 differntly worded posts up at all times. Different pics and different wording helps your chances. One post may not grab the attention of someone so you have 2 others to try different angles and diction.
Next never post before 6pm. Wait until work has ended and people are home looking for fun.
Never expect to hook up the same night. Some people work in a one day window and dont give themselves enough time so they try to rush the meet and creep out the girl. Talk to her, trade pics and schedule a meet. Now you wanna close and meet ASAP but dont rush her especially if she is legit.
Expect fat girls, fakes, flakes, and guys pretending to be girls. It happens. Make that bitch wear a specific color of panties or timestamp. The real ones always do it
Post during the weekend. Weekend traffic is huge. Thats when they are looking for something. People are off work, wanna have fun and are looking. You are more likely to get a response if you post during the weekend with at least 3 ads up.
Be patient. It isnt gonna happen over night. Sometimes CL takes a week or two to get any good results.
Take good pictures. Thats a must. Its your selling point.
And most importantly....Always post your own ads and never respond to any. That is a longshot. The number of men responding to certain ads is astronomical. Dont even waste your time
>>23338605
good laws. i've always did the 3 post thing. and i always try to talk to someone over a couple of days before meeting.
i've tried wording posts differently, unfortunately i'm not a good writer so I struggle at coming up with good posts.
Also not very good at taking photos.
what photo do you post in your ad?
I could never post a selfie in my ad.
i live in a small town, actually there is a very broad craigslist for my area cause the population is small and isolated. so i also end up posting to my closest city which is an hour away.
i would maybe post my face there, but most people that browse CL in my area all use that same city lol.
>>23338654
The small city thing is the only barrier that ive been trying to get around for the bros. Im trying to figure out how to be effective with it but since im in a major city i can only speculate and offer trial and error. Definitely if you dont mind driving to a bigger area, do it. Gives you more chances. I mean this is a game of numbers. The more you are exposed to the better your chances. W
Wanna know some of the ways i found out to help with a message and writing? Look at other guys messages. Copy the message and reword it a bit so it isnt a clone.
Sometimes people just say exactly what you are thinking, use this to your advantage. You dont have to make it hard and do it all yourself.
The photos are the attention getter. So you defintely wanna try to figure it out.
And in my ad i just used a body shot, a clothed body shot and a very good angled cock shot.
never showed my face. If i did it would be half face
>>23338703
care to post this vid? she's hot
>>23338721
I so would man and i need to chop it up or make webms or something because the vid is like 3 hours long. Soooo much action. But i think one of the other girls i got from CL might have been quite a contender. She was an 18 year old blonde and she was fucking gorgeous!
>>23338703
well we're not too far off, i usually post clothed body shots as well. dont usually post dick pics since most girls i've talked to dont even ask for one. and it cuts down on gay guys hitting me up.
i may have to copy someones. there was a guy that posted locally that had a great ad. i may copy his some
but yah it sucks living in an isolated area. i actually made a successful ad tonight and had one woman respond to me (shes an hour away), I asked if she could host and she said no never. i said well i can get a room, no reply.
its' frustrating
>>23338732
even a short vid would be great if you could do it
>>23338749
Keep on trying though man remember its part of the game. Its going to happen and its discouraging as fuck when you get close to a possible meet. Can you not host?
>>23338752
i will see what i can do
>>23326035
>907 anchorage
>put up ad looking for women
>literally nothing but bot replies and literal prostitutes asking for "donations" or "genero$ity"
>weeks and weeks of trying but getting nothing but scams
>one day really horny and just want my dick sucked
>put ad up on m4m casual encounters
>just looking for a guy to suck my dick
>literally 10 responses in half an hour
>decide to go with the one who says he can host because im a loser and dont have my own place
>go there
>park
>nervous as fuck
>go up to the door
>knock
>heart pounding at 10,000 mph
>guy opens
>athletic balt (intentionally and completely bald) muscle guy
>go inside
>he's an ex-cop
>is actually a pretty cool and nice guy
>take off shoes
>go to his room
>small talk abruptly ends
>pants come off
>we start feeling up each other's bulges through our underwear
>im rock hard in a matter of seconds
>lay on his bed on our sides
>30 minutes of sucking each other's dicks slowly at our own pace
>cum in each other's mouths
>felt really fucking good
>we lay there drinking beer and watching tv naked
>20 or so minutes later he reaches down and cups my dick
>starts fondling it and lightly playing with it
>it gets hard again in his hand
>he starts giving me a handjob
>leans over me and starts sucking my dick again
>i reach over and start jerking him off
he gets over me and we 69 until we cum again
>decide to spend the night
>in the middle of the night i wake up, dick is rock hard
>thinking about jerking off, its like 4am
>reach over to his dick and touch it, its soft, he's asleep
>decide to be bold
>move under the blankets and start sniffing and licking his dick
>it starts to get hard
>i start sucking on it
>he wakes up and chuckles
>tells me to flip over
>i suck his dick while he strokes me, then starts sucking on me
>we do this until we cum a third time
>getting ready to leave at 11am, have to get home to get ready for work
>putting my shoes on
>gives me another bj
it was great
>>23338809
not if i'm an hour away.
i can host when i post on my "home" cl, but its sparse there. and like i said, the area is not densely populated so it covers like half the state.
39 mwm. BI Sex fiend.
Last one bittomed for an indian guy, he just pounded away hard as fuck and kept making me do ATM. He even answered a call while he was pounding me. I couldn't get off as I need to ride cock or be gently fucked on my back while wanking.
>>23339909
Mwm 39 bi sex fiend again.
One time answered add m4m and went to this fat social workers house, he was so big but on his back his belly disappeared and he let me ride his cock until I came. It was great.
Met this cute chick once, her pussy was almost too tight but she loved anal. We hooked up like 3 times but she had 2 dogs she would let watch which was strange and then she started calling me at 3am to kill cockroaches. Stopped it then.
>>23334834
UK mobile number?
>>23339951
Mwm 39 bi sex fiend again.
Traveled to Dublin for work. Posted ad looking for a top and this banker responded. He came to my hotel and just worshipped my body with his tongue. Luckily we did a lot of foreplay and got sweaty because he wouldn't let me use any lube, he just fucked my ass. It felt pretty great actually. Hotter cock temperature wise. Then he rubbed me while I jerked off. He still messages me.
For me, the real thing is 'how much is my time worth?' I get busy with work and friends and whatever, so.. do I wanna in all this time (hours and hours), not knowing when it's gonna pay off, or do I find an escort online and pay $200, knowing what she looks like and what she will and won't do?
No contest for me. Not weekly, obviously, every months or so is good
39 mwm sex fiend again.
Met a very large single milf redhead with huge tits. We drank guiness and watched Amelie until her son fell asleep and then I ate her pussy while jerking off for like twenty minutes.
Messaged after that, but nothing else ever happened.
>>23340029
Did she suck you off at least?
>>23340056
No. She was pretty lazy. Living off the government dime, looking for a sugar daddy. She had a very sexy voice, espescially when i made her come, it was almost enough to get me off by itself.
>>23340067
You didn't offer her money or anything?
I love semi-pro whores.
>2016
>using craigsl instead of discord
>kek
Join the /soc/ (voice)chat if u wanna have some fun bb
https://discord.gg/0pbsV1wtpwpFmNjP
>>23340098
It was plenty hot. Sometimes I feel like being a little submissive.
My best sex ever was with a Japanese American escort in Japan. We started in the shower, then moved to 69, then to rimming each other's assholes, then she rode me until I came. She was so passionate. More than anyone, even those I have been in long term relationships with. Kissing, rubbing, fondling. And she was hot. Young Lucy Liu.
>>23340105
Go away shill.
I spent a lot of time off and on with CL trying to meet randoms. It was mostly spam, and I managed to get fairly close with a few people, but no actual meet up.
Oddly enough, I had more luck on /soc/ than anything else. I've met, dated, fucked a few women on here.
My area's CL is totally bereft of any w4m ads in both normal personals and casual encounters. It used to at least have transparent phishing scams.
There isn't even bottom of the barrel women on there, just..nothing.
>>23326035
I've sucked 4 dicks from craigslist
boy I sure do love cum <3
>>23342920
Based Anon maintaining thread quality
Have a lot of experience with CL. Some success some failures. I have found that girls can verify more responsive to bizarre requests and posts that stand out.
Some good experiences, some weird ones. Only fucked one girl off craigslist, the rest were guys I met.
>>23334081
I've had a bunch of hookups by pure luck.
Also, when I discuss it with people they go HOW DO YOU FIND THESE GIRLS.
They don't realize that for 1 hookup I go through god knows how many SPAM emails.
I'm also Bi, but any Bi/gay guy in this thread knows how it is to weed through craigslist m4m section, especially keeping safe and clean.
My regulars consisted of a BBW who I developed a friendship with, and a white as hell black guy.
The BBW goes back and forth between wanting something like smokes or booze to mess around and just me coming over, so I tend to contact her only when I feel like drinking and fucking.
The other is just random, sometimes he says yes sometimes he says no, sometimes I get a drunken text at 3am asking for me to come over.
Though now the BBW is becoming a bit too crazy, and the other is too busy with work.
>>23333551
I've done one glory hole in my life, and she was a pro sucker, and she used a condom, so I felt just fine .
Here's a question. How come I can refresh the w4m section over and over, but when a result pops up it always says it's like two hours old?
>23 years old, live near a college
>Find a girl on CL, lives nearby, claims she's a freshman, perfect
>She wanted to date, but just wants to drink, perfect
>Finally gets a chance to come over, roommate gone for the weekend, perfect
>While we're drinking discover she's 16, in highschool
>Using me for liquor
>I use her for her tight pussy
>We fuck a few more times
>She eventually disappears, never spoken to her since
I have more, that was just the first.
>>23343187
I think it's becasue people are reposting their ad.
>>23343207
I've watched for long enough to know they aren't always reports from two hours ago. I don't get what's going on
>>23343187
Make sure it's being sorted by "newest" instead of "relevant". In my browser, this is near the top right of the screen. This fixed that problem for me.
>>23344220
I checked and it's already set to newest. This happens in the cPro app too. I was hoping this was a known thing, now I'm even more confused.
>>23332102
Nah they weren't.
>>23332549
Well the first girl was an older land whale that I fucked a few times. We still talk but we haven't fucked in a few years.
The second was a hot redhead that was actually the best sex of my life and the best blowjob as well. I even have webcam videos of her blowing me although it's not really impressive because my webcam sucks...
The third was a lesbian that said she wanted to try dick again, total bulldyke though. She seemed to get off at least so that was good and before that we drank a bit and played cards and Call of Duty. She seemed fairly cool but we stopped talking after she randomly texted me asking to buy pills for her and I declined.
>try CL NYC
>literally every female is black
>>23345741
Hey I'd be cool with that, still on my sexual bucket list
>>23326306
I'm from the Orlando area too. Would you be down to talk a little?
Had a few meets over the years, lately it's just gay dudes replying and they've now started flagging my ads because I don't reply to them.
This chick was trying to cheat on her boyfriend with me. He had no idea.
She was a cunt and unapologetic about it and didn't realize her boyfriend probably wouldn't fuck her anymore because she was became a fat ass. I sent screenshots to him and then posted her kik on here back when /soc/ had more traffic.
idgaf
>>23346218
Is that a photoshopped cig hovering around his mouth?
>>23346536
No
>>23334986
I'm going to one of these in a few hours. Any advice if you're still there broski? Kinda scared to get my dick chopped off.
>>23330775
This happens to damned near every w4m here in Des Moines. It has got to be a gay guy with an axe to grind or something. Sure, better than 90% of w4m posts might be bots, but that's everywhere. And goddamn it's nice when you're lucky enough to connect like I did with a girl in NM (third random creampie she took that day; fucking awesome) and a hot, small wife in CO whose husband set it up.
>>23347164
So are you saying the post gets flagged, then reposted, and the original timestamp still shows?
>>23326035
>small town 'straya
>nearest population centres are brissy/twoomba. A couple hours out
>no licence
>TFW you use kik/sc because exactly 2 guys live in your area, and there's more vast validation in finding a queer daddy then trying to see the real thing
>>23349102
No. Just that anything w4m besides this one fat chick offering paid massages gets flagged to oblivion, regardless of whether or not it is spam or real.
>>23326035
>nothing but over 40 creepers
>tons of fuck my wife with me too or me watching
>tons of people married but not letting the other in on the sex
I fucking hate my area for craig it's absolute trash, is there better places for casual sex?
>>23349526
Legitimate w4m posts get flagged because after guys respond they will flag it so it gets taken down. That reduces the competition by lowering the number of replies she will get.
Craigslist should change it so if you click the reply button you are not allowed to flag the post and if you click flag you are not allowed to reply.
>>23338605
so I implemented some of your strategy yesterday. Of course it wasn't on the weekend.
But it was after 6 pm and I plagiarized a good post and changed around some of the wording. And I posted a good body pic of me.
The results were better than what I would usually get.
2 real girls hit me up. One I'm very interested in but she is kinda sporadic about her emails, so I'm thinking she is not as interested.
One girl is pretty interested, but I'm not that interested in her.
Ugh. Oh well, it's a start.
2 other random weird things about CL. I made the post at 6 pm, but neither showed up until 9ish. I hate when there is a delay like that. I assume its because of a lot of ads going up.
The other, this girl messaged me on there and told me she liked my ad. I asked her if she would like to hang out. She says no, she just likes browsing the ads. This girl has done this to me like 4 times lol.
>>23338522
>>23338525
>>23338605
>>23338703
>>23338732
>>23338809
Any luck with the videos?
>>23350333
Nice trips.
Every time I post an ad about wanting to fuck black chicks this chick calls me wanting me to do a slave rp with her on the phone. I want to FUCK them in REAL LIFE. It's annoying...
>>23334986
Sure, if you want to get sucked by a guy.
Craigslist is AWESOME I can tell you that now.
I made some ads here and there, tried some tactics and none worked. (I think I only tried 2 times though)
Then last week I opened up. I went in with complete honesty. That i'm a married man, looking for a married woman. That I needed emotional and sexual release and intimacy.
Nothing. Nada. Zilch. For 6 days until she mailed me. This gorgeous girl replied and we kept on talking and she keeps sending me her nudes and tells me she needs me. It's obvious this isn't her first time but god this drives me wild. We'll probably meet up for drinks later this week and decide where to go from there. But damn, if she's sending me nudes already then I'm sure I can seal the deal when we meet in real life.
All it took was one 100% honest post, time and I guess some luck.
You guys wouldn't believe my country if I told you. I never would have thought a country so small as mine would get results. Fucking hell I'm pumped.
femanon here
i have tons of experience selling sex on craigslist. also casual hookups with no money involved because i'm a raging sex addict.
i started off just looking for dick.. posted ads and realized how LONG it took to find REAL people...
i learned to post exactly what i was looking for and all details to weed out the losers, bots, and bullshitters.
i went from being shy and sexually inexperienced to confident and sexually addicted...
i am constantly craving sex, now. i'm constantly craving a thrill of meeting a stranger, not even knowing their name, and fucking them like a savage.
i have fucked countless men off of craigslist.
LITERALLY hundreds.
and i feel no shame.
even though not a single person in my real life knows about my craigslist life.
i meet guys at night in the shadows...
i travel out of town and host gang bangs in high end hotel rooms that are paid for by CEO's of crazy successful companies that no one has ever heard of...
i fuck married men.
i fuck ugly men.
i fuck men who have huge cocks.
i fuck men who have little cocks.
i fuck cocks.
i love it.
i am confident that i can make any dick cum. and that's awesome.
thanks, craigslist casual encounters!
>>23353216
only thing left to say is, what your craigslist area?
Call me a virg(i am) but that got me diamonds
>>23353216
Snapchat ?
>be me
>17
>Recently heartbroken over an internet relationship
>Figure I'll use my new found freedom and hit up craigslist for some reason
>I am 100% virgin at this point
>Make an ad for 100% anonymis, no pics, car blowjob
>End up talking to a couple
>One is down right away
>Some fat black guy in a ghetto-nice car
>Suck his dick, he tries sucking mine
>awful, make an excuse and leave
>Get a message from another guy he's coming
>feel bad for making him drive so I wait
>Suck his dick, he actually manages to cum
>go home with my hornyness subsided but still empty
One of my biggest regrets to this day. What is sex without love?
>>23353409
Sex without love is pure lust and release. It's animalistic, wild and pure humanity. Nothing says "i'm alive" more than fucking.
That is, if you are good at it. And not selfish.
>>23353216
Any kind of contact?
>>23353419
I'm jealous you can feel that way.
>>23353422
That being said, I love sex with my wife, the person who I love most in the world, just as much. It's more intimate, it's got more passion. It's got more feel.
But god damn I cannot resist a good hard fucking with a stranger once in a while. It makes you feel so alive.
Whatever you do, don't feel jealous about any aspect of my life. I'm a cheat, I'm a scumbag. I do things behind the back of the woman I love dearly, but I cannot help it anymore. I disgust myself, and I hate myself. In the end, if I could take it all away and only stick to my wife, I would. But I'm weak, so I cannot.
>>23353216
Gross.
This sbbw is twice my age and wants me to come to her home while her husband is at work and fill her full of cum
my big dick only seems to entice older woman
I'm too scared to go through with it to be honest
>>23353670
Tell her husband, it'll be worth it.
>>23353670
what do you guys think?
>>23353691
I want to do that, but I'm waiting until after I make up my mind about meeting with her
she's a stay at home housewife too, so she'll be screwed when he leaves her
>>23326747
Bruh, all the CL gloryhole postings are posted by dudes/traps. Link to the actual post?
>>23353670
>>23353692
I'm not into whales, so I wouldn't touch that with a ten feet pole.
>>23326035
I lurk CL and every once in a blue moon, I'll post looking for something. Over the past several years, only had a few hits.
Girl 1) I was around 32/33 she was 21. Met up at a Motel 6 a little outside of Houston. Fucked her bareback and she swallowed.
Girl 2) A girl in her 30s who drove all the way from Pearland to my place. She gave a mean BJ. The first time I ever came from being sucked. Yes, she swallowed.
Girl 3) I was 35, She was 21/22 and a broke chick who just moved back into town and wanted to get some quick money. I was able to find her FB/information from the phone number she gave me. Came to her place but it was weird because her roommates were home. Wrapped it up at first but it broke so we kept going bareback.
Most people who reply are catfish, or gay dudes wanting to pay me to fuck them or to let them suck me off though.
And before you say shit about STDs, I just got tested last week and I'm squeaky clean.
>>23343194
more stories are but are they all u&? if so naw ive been used for booze by a 19yr guy
>>23353670
>>23353670
I would probably give her a pump or two but I'm probably not the highest of standards
>>23353695
>when he leaves her
He already settled for her, doubt he would leave because she cheated.
You're both disgusting though.
>>23353216
Not only are you beautiful, you look super familiar, any chance you're from Kentucky? Cause you really look like a dead ringer for a gal I knew from KY
So a hot as fuck woman replied to my post and we've been mailing / kiking non stop. She keeps sending me pictures of her, but no timestamp. She sent me a voice recording, but not of something I made her say. We talked about going for a chat first but we've been talking dirty and are both horny as fuck... I convinced her to pay for a hotel room and I'll split the cost when I meet her... (she is from out of state, I'm not able to host).
This is sounding too good to be true, is there any way to find out if the voice recording is real/recorded today? Am I being catfished?
I haven't asked her for a timestamped picture or a voice recording of her saying I want her to say. That's my next move. She said she wanted to phone before meeting, so I take that as a plus, also the fact that she's paying for a room (im going to ask under what name she made a reservation and then call the hotel to see if it checks out)
I'm just so exited, because this woman sounds too good to be true. But i've been met with a lot of shit lately, so maybe this is lifes way of being good to me again.
I'll let you know how she reacts with timestamps/voice clip and if it all goes ahead, I'll have a story to tell for the history books.
>>23355505
good luck anon
just ask for a pic in a certain color panties or hell just a timestamp
>>23327474
well she flaked...
Tuesday morning she told me to come over, i was 5 minutes on the road and she was like wait nvm my aunt showed up
i think she just got cold feet cause i havent heard from her since. and i told her today was the best day for me, so whateva. life goes on. there will be others
>Live in Oklahoma
>For every 10 females, 8 are fat
>And that's all you'll find on CL
such is life.
>>23327781
Bang her in the ass hard and freak out when you get a little poop on your dick? Shit happens, man. Literally.
>>23326272
>>23326306
Im in orlando, whats up?
>>23356057
I feel you man. Life goes on and better luck next time.
>Be me yesterday
>Curious about MMF with another straight guy
>Find mw4m post looking for student eager to try MMF and learn from them
>Reply to post
>Exchange a few messages
>Guy wants to talk over the phone first to screen me
>Call him up
>He's FWB with her
>She's insatiable he says
>Pussy control so good she can literally pull me into her
>She likes the idea of two guys taking her because it makes her feel vulnerable
>I'm diamonds
>He asks if I know what tantric sex is
>Uhh... not really?
>He offers to mentor me
>I'm not sure how to answer that
>Goes on to say she wants us to DVP and cum inside her
>Kinda not wanting stir up a cum milkshake with another guy using our dicks
>Tell him I'm out
Oh well, I'll keep trying.
>>23357707
>Curious about MMF
>Terrified by MM contact
topkek
My experiences with CL have been okay. It's not a particularly big thing around here so real women are much farther between than you'd think, so I haven't really responded to any w4m ads.
Have had good experiences the couple of times I posted m4m ads. I try to be a bit careful about that because they always get excited and go too hard and nigga I don't need my asshole to bleed.
Bunch of guys pretending to be women
>>23358153
This.
>>23356173
ya but u don't really expect the unholy stench that comes out with it. Plus, if you clean yourself correctly, that shit usually doesn't happen.
Protips in W4M:
Post mentions generous, $, roses, benjamins, "my time is valuable" = hooker
Includes an email address to send to directly = spam
Has a pic of a smoking hot girl = spam or gay guy
Post title and body do not match = spam
Asks for a dick pic or offers to give head without any reciprocation = gay guy
Gloryhole = gay guy
Yes, this covers 95%+ of all W4M posts. No, for the other 5%, sending a dick pic and a one line email or starting with "u real?" will not get you laid.
>>23358453
This.
>>23355505
>>23355552
Yeah she posted pics in places I wanted her to, so I'm think I'm good.
Downside is she says she is pretty much addicted to sex and had like over 80 male partners, of which only 15 satisfied her.. And 10 female partners.
I'm REALLY starting to worry about STDs here.
I told her I won't do bareback and she's ok with it.. But I have been know to say "fuck it" in the heat of the moment. I gotta get some self control here man.
I kinda want to fuck an old lady (40s-60s) because it's been a fetish of mine, and it seems like Craigslist is the place to go for it.
Anyone had experience with that?
>>23358453
Also
Post includes a phone number for you to call/text = hooker
Wants you to send your phone number in the first email (been seeing a million of these lately, must be something new) = spam
>>23353692
Been with three bbw women from CL, don't know why but it sparked something in me. Only one has been a bad Kai because she couldn't take it rough from me like the other two and that one was probably mid forties, I'm twenty three.
Couldn't spread her ass wide while doggy styling it, because it hurt . it hurt her to slap her ass, she told me to pull her hair, i did and she says it hurts and gets out of breath.
Make her cum 2 times before I cum on her back and walk out of room and then apt with my clothes in hand.
Left her there like that, blocked her phone, laughed whole way home.
Month later I see her at the pump next to me at gas station. We make eye contact and say nothing.
>>23360974
There is nothing left to say after a..
*puts on sunglasses*
..casual encounter like that.
>>23338814
Wasilla here. 30 m bi Got an email?
>put up add in m for t casual encounters
>selling my self for cash
>ads keep getting flagged for deletion
but I just want to fuck and get paid for it :/
