And here we go...
>>23300898
This is new.
assumptions to follow.
>>23300910
19-20 yo
Michael
Pretty relaxed. Prefers console gaming and quiet beers over pizza with one or two friends on a Friday/Saturday.
>>23300910
>Name
BJ
You're kind enough to tolerate even when no longer amused.
Curios lol
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Vincent
You like indie music.
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Molly
Makeup is something you're passionate about.
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Mikaela
Loves to read
Good luck with my name, anons. lol
>>23300910
23
I'd guess for a name Patrick? I'm bad at this. Chill dude who can do a kickflip and play at least one instrument well. >>23300920
25
Cassandra. Likes small get togethers and the beach.
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Beth
22
Lives with parents or extended family. Odd and slightly sick sense of humour. Enjoys anime but not a hardcore fan.
>>23300920
Kayla you like to be center of attention
>>23300926
Melissa your the friend that everyone goes to talk to so they can get their life together after a ruff honest speech
>>23300930
John you look like someone who really into cars
>>23300930
Either a Jason or a Steven.
25
Likes to lift but sometimes gets bracketed as a douche despite being quite nice.
>>23300910
Chad
>>23300926
Selena
>>23300930
Michael
>>23300931
Joseph
>>23300941
David
I am a little drunk and all these names took literally one second to think of so don't mind me if they're poor guesses.
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mike
you like goodwill and pawn shops
>>23300926
abu mati machhhh 6
you have a strong dislike for onions
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candance
you have a twitch stream where you wear extremely low cut shirts
>>23300910
tyrone mehmet my son
you bring a secret flask to family events
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Matt
18
Lives in a share house with friends while studying at uni some kind of marketing or engineering degree. Has a boyish sense of humour. Only had one serious GF.
>>23300931
Alec and your cool bro Saw you in another thread
>>23300941
Steven and you watch a lot of the history channel
Not sure why people are adding age assumptions, but I will too
>>23300910
Cameron 20 Ghetto in the gaming community, seen as the nerd irl
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Kyla, 32 cam girl
>>23300926
Inid,19 gets in arguments with parents daily
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Jonni,22 goes to the bar every weekend and tries to stop self from being a manwhore
>>23300941
ugh you're too cute.
Alex,24 you likely live with your parents due to your finances and you're studying something your not really interested in just for the sake of getting a higher education.
>>23300910
Steven.
I assume you lost most of your friends after you finished school and you're pretty oblivious to what's going to happen next.
>>23300920
Something white like Olivia.
I assume you just can't get relationships to last.
>>23300926
You told me you had an arabic name once but I've got no clue as to what that could be.
I assume you enjoy walks in the rain.
>>23300930
Leo.
You're a vegetarian.
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Kayla
People think you are prettier than you think so yourself, compliments seem hollow
>>23300926
> <3
Maria
You don't give yourself as much credit as you should
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Dylan
Always wished you picked up an instrument
>>23300941
David
Makes chillstep in his room, works in a head shop
>>23300957
>Chad
lel
Brian
you've said REEE in an irl scenario
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Rachel
Would rather settle down then have a career
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Jason
Had a conversation with your parents on mescaline for lulz
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Roy. Has been to a countless number of concerts
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Destiny. Has a sugar daddy
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Ellena. Has an aesthetics tumblr
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James. Wants to work for the government
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Andy. Cuts his own hair
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Bryan. Tfw when no gf
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Brandon. Shows off his freestyle skills whenever possible
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Steven. Reads pitchfork
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Thomas. Likes dank memes
>>23301019
I could never bring myself to do that!
>>23301010
I play drums, and piano!
>>23300974
Don't have the type of money to get drunk that often.
>>23300967
Nope.
>>23300964
Theatre degree actually. I live on residence at the school alone, and I have had two serious girlfriends.
>>23300957
No.
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Linda
Uses too many dating apps.
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Lucas
Wears an excessive amount of fragrance.
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Brendon
Need to frequently mention you're not gay.
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Kyle
You would beat up your girl.
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Steve
You love pizza.
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Michael
Gentle but people assume you're a psycho.
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Johnathan
Your interest in life is slowly fading.
>>23300974
Rochelle
You think things through carefully before you act.
>>23301010
Like I said so forgive me if I'm wrong haha
>>23301019
OMG YOU GUESSED RIGHT GIV THIS MAN SOME KIND OF MEDAL
ARE YOU A PYSCHIC
>>23301010
*than
You murican! kek
name is veeeeery close anon.
How can I settle down without a career? Do you mean I'd rather be a housewife?
That's true. I believe in traditional gender roles in a family but it's just not possible with the economy today fml
>>23301009
I'm giving you klaus since it's my fave swedo name. 23. you hate beer.
qt new picture btw.
>>23300931
Carl.
You find social events fun at first but you rarely attend them cause you know at the end of the night you'd wish you stayed home instead.
>>23300941
Nicholas.
You've got terrible moodswings when it comes to partners. Can't stand to lose an argument.
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Ben.
You've assaulted atleast 1 person in your life.
>>23300957
Charlie.
As a kid you were pretty active.
>>23300958
Matt.
You take bros before hoes seriously.
>>23300974
Rochelle was it?
You've got some weird surname ending in inen.
>>23301040
Well, I'm a theatre major, so people always assume that. Lol.
>>23301040
No and why would they think that!? :O
>>23301044
Isn't Charlie a girls name!?
and can you really tell I'm not that active now =/
>>23301019
Kevin
Has a high salary job, racist and proud of it
>>23301009
James
Looks artsy but probably seeking an average degree
>>23300974
Juley
Future House wife
>>23300931
>Mikaela
No , and I did love to once.
>>23300947
All true except for Beth.
>>23300951
Very very wrong.
>>23300957
No.
>>23300958
>abu mati machhhh 6
>My sides
Unless .Onion
>the blues come around
Loved it.
>>23300974
>Inid
No
>Arguments
Yes
That is probably my favorite photo of you, Your nose looks cute.
>>23301043
I seriously doubt Klaus is swedish. More common would be Klas if that's the case.
>>23301019
Roy, always manages to stay happy
>>23301009
Justin,u want to own a bmw
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Sarah,wants a sugar daddy but im only assuming
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Jessica,owes 10$ to somebody
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Alex,likes to wear hats indoors
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Steven, likes lord of the rings but hates hobbit
>>23301035
>Drummer
Bless your heart, we need more of you
>>23301019
Ryan
listens to southern hip hop, has great taste
>Pitchfork
my man
>>23301009
Adrian
You have a regrets but wouldn't change a thing in your life.
>>23301043
>than
shit, forgive my delusional typings, I'm bouncing in and out of a few threads.
Yeah I meant you'd prefer to be a house wife, used the euphemism of settling down as not to offend.
>Traditional Gender roles
so I was pretty much right.
>>23301063
Michael
studying engineering
>>23301074
Nah fine arts man, I could never hold down an office job.
>>23301044
Damn everyone say I look like I've kill or hurt somekne. I'm a huge teddy bear activist for animals. Iono why I keep getting that . Lol
>>23301019
Damian. You like going to bars
>>23301009
Richard. Best looking guy of soc
>>23300974
Lavinia. you love making indoor decoration of your room
>>23300958
David. probably unemployed
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Steven. You love to talk about movies
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Jeff. loves sports clubs
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Alicia
Your mom still does your laundry
>>23301095
Hangsout and reads in coffee shops alone. Enjoys it more.
>>23301073
Follows twitch streamers, Let's Play channel isn't really taking off.
>>23301009
Ethan
You enjoy shopping.
>>23301009
>I assume you enjoy walks in the rain.
Not really that much of romantic.
>>23301010
>1010
<3
>>23301019
Fred
A smoker.
>>23301019
>Ellena. Has an aesthetics tumblr
No, I do have a tumblr I won't lie but none of that coffee under the sun shit.
>>23301046
Creepy eyes kek
I know you're a brony so that wouldn't be an assumption.
>>23301100
let's see your belly!
>>23301080
Maybe because you look like you'd glare at me in the street and say watch your step ese. Just a thought.
>>23301073
Alec.
You wish your grades were higher and that you weren't such a procrastinating piece of shit when you were younger.
>>23301095
Tim.
You enjoy painting and building stuff.
>>23301107
Not in a romantic sense specifically, just to clear your head but fair enough.
>>23301059
Unisex.
You look pretty roughed up tbqh mate.
>>23301135
I do walk to think tho
But in an autistic compulsive way back and forth in same route in space of a room
and it can last for hours.
>>23300910
chris, takes movies and film very seriously
>>23300920
was daniel, now dana
you own many reptiles
>>23300926
sarah, doesn't plan on getting married
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justin, has family in the military
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michael, has been to more than one country
>>23300941
cody, is a good artist
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andrew, people called you 'girlpuncher' at some point
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rochelle, gets car sick easily
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robert, has had more than 3 cars in his life so far but has loved only one. but it's gone now
>>23301040
>johnathan
dammit
there's no athan though just john
>>23301170
I am fully aware of the absurdness of reality.
>>23301201
wait a doggone minute
>>23300930
26
John
Likes to take the occasional cold shower.
>>23300931
23
Clark
Likes to travel to tropical locations for vacations.
>>23300951
25
Mike
Prefers liquor over beer
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Casey
25
Has Pokemon Blue Red and Yellow
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Todd
24
Prefers beer over liquor
>>23300974
Thank you! Could say the same for you <3
I'm a little younger and live with a roomate but everything else is correct
>>23301208
You were young and reckless.
>Feel free to post complaints in the h8 thread
>>23301201
>soundcloud has my name on it
o dag nabbit
>>23301226
>sound cloud
purposely got your name wrong because of this. M8
>>23301242
fug i'm a dumbdy
i guess ill bite
>>23301035
Very sad anon
>>23301040
Cheater ;p
It depends on how much time I have to think desu
>>23301044
cheater ;p and nah I have a short finnish surname without the -nen.
>>23301063
Nah. I wish.
Johan.18 dreading the army.
>>23301065
domo it's my button nose kek
>>23301073
nah, and I don't want a daddy.
The sugar can come,sure.
Kyle, 19 doesn't bother voting during elections.
>>23301095
nah. and yeah I love to decorate my apartment.
jacque,24 hopes Trump is the USA's next prez.
>>23301169
Cheater. And not really thank god, I travel long dist too often.
>>23301213
Good stuff <3
Sam (;p) 19, owns 20 pairs of mickey ears.
>>23301073
You nailed it.
>>23301135
Roughed up? That doesn't sound good if it's not in an MMA fighter kind of roughed up way.
>>23301620
It's all a game of memory.
>>23301650
No. My initial thought was that you hadn't slept prior to taking that photo. Your hair looks pretty dirty and the eyes kinda droop. It's all an assumption though, no hard feelings mate.
Assume away
>>23301717
Oh, I'm an early riser due to work so mostly I am pretty tired.Though my eyes have always been that way to be fair, in high school people used to say I look stoned even though I'd never smoked in my life, I think they just thought it's what someone who smoked weed looked like because they've never smoked weed themselves and had wild assumptions about it.
>>23301759
creepier than usual, faggot
>>23301107
Oh I see, yeah I never identified as a brony, mainly because my love of mlp is personal to me, I try not to join fan clubs when I have an interest or anything and plus I don't even own a fedora :(
>>23301073
Jason
Tries really fucking hard to look good. Pulls it off.
>>23301095
Alex. Closet alcholic.
>>23301100
Jessica, has a boyfriend that pays her bills, posts photos with her bra hanging out on the internet... doesn't tell said boy, but assures herself that he'd understand if he found out.
>>23301169
Bill, seems ok.
>>23301235
Rachael, clearly a moron as it's impossible to know which girl you are and you didn't clarify.
>>23301258
Doug, too old to be using 'derp'. Has a well paying job, has a lacking social life. Likes scotch and dry.
>>23301759
Amanda, very insecure; based on the fact she(you) used a professional photo in a thread of webcam snaps.
>>23301797
Man I'm just teasing cause you had the mlp wallpaper once
From the shit on your walls I think you might be pretty cool tbqh
>>23301620
My Id is changing on me like crazy
>>23301213
>>23300941
>>23301009
Daniel
Likes post-rock
>>23301019
Jason
Lives on a ranch but hates it
>>23301063
Alvin
Use to cheat at marco polo in the pool
>>23301073
Justin
never voice chats in games only text
>>23301095
Lucas
knocks stuff off store shelves on accident but doesn't pick it up
>>23301100
Tori
Doesn't look both ways before she turns in a car
>>23301169
Craig
likes one-on-one interactions more than parties
>>23302390
I'd assume this isn't the person in the picture posting
