Apocalypse Thread
Scenario:
we probably fucked up somehow
i'm not going to make a story up for you
use your imagination
most people are dead and you'll probably be dead soon and shit is on fire and infrastructure doesn't work
>create a squad consisting of 5 anons (inclusive of yourself) that you believe will best help you through the apocalypse
>for each person, give a reason
if you want to insult people:
>tell other people why they're too useless to ride in your squad
will choose once the roster has more people in it than me
going to assume that you're dead if you don't post
>everyone dead
i knew you were all useless
i feel no shame in bumping this until i go to bed
>>23290061
Stunning
This Is a cool thread idea.
OP, the older guy that works out (the one with the terrible hair cut), gingi, the foreign dude (The really handsome guy), and the black guy with an afro (Though haven't seen him post in a while, he'd probably be a tank)
>>23290144
for some reason it eluded me that we could potentially nominate people who aren't ITT
i suppose i stated that in canon they'd be dead but it suffices for now
you're gonna have to drop one though
5 is meant to include you
there'd be horrible in-fighting and betrayal if for some reason your squad was 6 in number
>>23290163
There weren't enough people in the thread, and if I had to brutally murder one out of the six for...reasons, I guess I'll kill afroanon. :p
>>23290190
i said absolutely nothing about murdering the 6th member
when i'm selecting my 4, i should probably take into consideration that you're quick to kill friends
>>23290200
Well hey, if we're forced to stay in fifths 'Id rather he die painlessly then ripped apart by other savages, I'm nice like that. Haha.
>>23290215
i see
you truly are a generous soul, anon
>>23290224
In my position what would you have done, left him to fend for himself or killed him painlessly.
I wanted a six man army but that was too much to ask for, apparently.
>>23290251
i would've probably allowed him to try to survive for himself
this might just be a post-WW3-type apocalypse, rather than a zombie apocalypse/alien invasion/some disease type apocalypse
anon might be fine
>>23290261
But depending on how far we're into the apocalypse you'd need a group in order to survive. If it's a few months he wouldn't be able to find another group to align with. So he'd die. :p
..since it is the apocalypse we could just have a brawl to see who gets to live/stay that way it's fairer than just picking at random.
>>23290144
>picking a metrosexual
>apocalypse
>>23290318
>not posting an image
>not wanting to be recruited into an alliance with other anons
>apocalypse
>>23290318
He can fight and look good doing it.
Plus...We'd have to barter with people and he could charm them into lowering prices.
I thought it out...sorta.
I'm the guy on the right. Will create once more people have posted.
i'll revive this after i wake up, this board is dead as fuck
choose me! i can... run fast
that can be useful... sometimes
i trademarked this hat btw
for now i think imma go with >>23290390 because he got guns and >>23289821 for uh... personal reasons
Fucking ready!
>>23290318
>Believing Metrosexuality exists
Anon pls
I'm a skeleton so zombies can't eat me
another bump
surprised this isn't dead tbqh
>>23293154
it is pretty much dead brah, nobody else wants to join
>>23293267
these threads used to get pretty populated only a few months back
shit sucks
let's go duo and blow our brains out
>>23293429
>>23290061
best meme
>>23290144
This anon is save
W8 for more post until assign the next few :^)
>>23294975
based anon gets a slot in my roster for saving desu
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