Could we get a tinder rate thread? Let's help eachother out.
>>23267831
My profile is way less blurry idk why it's doing that
>>23267831
My sister goes to UC Davis. Make sure to give her a good dicking
>>23268037
You think my profiles good? I'm geddin not as my likes as I want.
good profile, but learn how to space your words
>>23267831
7/10. Seem like a fun chap.
>>23268199
You must match with 90% of everybody you like. What is using tinder even like for you? I can't even imagine. toogoodtobetrue/10
>>23268242
I'm op I just got the app. How long until the likes roll in?
What do you guys think? I don't get very many matches, and if I do, barely any replies :/
>>23268262
I've had it for a while. I barely get any likes, but when I do they usually all happen within the same couple of days.
Have gone on a few dates but most convos go nowhere. Super hit or miss, so might as well have fun w it.
I'm tempted to change my bio to "I have a huge dick and might cook you dinner."
>>23268242
well I only right swipe one out of 50 or 60 guys, but usually match with them so it does matter. I have my age range as 18 - 25
>>23268288
I'd put the beach photo first, with the hoodie it makes you more appealing/hipsterish, girls dig that
>>23268349
*doesnt matter
Help me out. What's wrong w my profile? I'm really dry in matches rn.
>>23268394
Get more slice of life photos.
thread's dead, jim. thread's dead.
>>23268345
Would help if you spelled 'obscenely' correctly. Go with the big dick and dinner thing though
>>23269556
Indeed!
Just made it today, help
>>23268394
you're black
>>23270136
Take out the shirtless photos they are so try hard its sad, the only time a shirtless photo is cool is if you aren't showing off. Example would be at a beach with friends, shows you are jacked af and like to have fun without coming off like a douche back.
You will definitely get a lot of matches but they will be hella sketchy sluts that will sleep with you and stalk you, if that's what you want keep then keep them.
Take my advice how you want but I am in amazing shape as well and get matched with 95% of the chicks I right swipe and am so picky its stupid. You still are a beast and I respect the dedication just save that shit for the room.
>>23267831
Don't like that you dislike being bored. No one likes being bored, and it just comes across like you couldn't think of anything.
>>23268199
You don't really need the neck-down picture. You can tell you have a great body without it, and it just comes off a bit obnoxious.
>>23268288
Boring.
>>23268345
Not anything you can do about this, but a lot of people aren't interested in someone with kids. I'd say switch to a first picture that has you smiling.
>>23268394
Having half of your photos be slight variations of the same selfie isn't going to help. It makes it look like you didn't have enough good photos so you did whatever to fill the rest. I'd also say don't list your SC/kik right there. It comes across like you are looking for someone to sext with.
>>23270136
Get rid of the topless picture. Include some pictures that clearly weren't taken by yourself. It will make it look like you have friends.
>>23270136
>single mom
Nobody likes me, honestly it's a complete mystery.
>>23270862
I like your duck photo idk who people are swiping right on.
>>23270862
>lying on the floor near eachother and falling into an infinite void together
>I want to fuck a ghost
this shit only attracts the most insufferable tumblrinas, to anyone else it just screams soft-dick sadsack
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>>23270720
Hows this
Is it proper to list height? What else am I missing? I've had tinder for a few days and got a dozen or so matches, a third of which are secretly landwhales.
Be brutal.
>>23268199
What kind of guy are you trying to attract? Remove a picture or two. Good variety, maybe take one with your friends having a good time.
>>23268288
Keep the first 3 pictures, remove the rest
>>23271939
Nice job bro. Any chick who stops to read your novel of a bio is gonna love it.
>>23271939
Disgusting arab fuck
>>23272058
swing and a miss
>>23271895
Looks better already.
>>23271936
You're missing a personality.
>>23271939
The picture where your friend is giving the middle finger comes across as childish. Also, the sentence "if we match you will let me take pro picture of you" sounds creepy. It's like a demand, and I wouldn't message you because of it.
What photos does it take from Facebook? Can you upload private ones only you can see, or should I just make a separate Facebook profile and can I set that so no one can ever find it?
Give me all your horrible criticisms internet
>>23272549
Who needs a personality when you have a cat, right?
>>23272602
The second half of your bio is unnecessary cliche bullshit. Your pictures do most of the talking in your case. I hope you get a few matches per day at least
>>23272637
Yeah the obviously cliche shit was what I was going for. Is a short joke-y bio better than an actually detailed one?
I've got basically no matches, but its being buggy as hell, crashing and doing all sorts of weird shit at the moment so god knows if its working properly.
>>23272602
Best profile in the whole thread. I love your pics and your bio made me smile.
>>23272808
I love you whoever you are.
Gets me a decent amount of matches, mostly stalkers and girls that can't hold a conversation though.
>>23275088
You're gorgeous, can I have your dick
>>23270862
well, I think this is great. maybe lead with the cello picture? I like the ghost line. cut the other one?
also I'd say lose the last picture.
otherwise solid. idk what to tell you. hold out for artsy chicks?
>>23272808
omg stop posting this everybody loves it you're wonderful
>>23275088
Oh my god yours is my favourite. You look so happy and actually fun to be around.
Anyone with a dog and photos with really cute smiles win my heart every time hahaha
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>>23275188
Well thank you both.
And yes, my dick is free for all. Sharing is caring!
>>23270312
Lol thx. I'll try to fix that xD
>>23270720
I didn't know it gave that impression! Thank you :)
Roast me senpai
>>23275088
>nd miata
I'd swipe right no homo
>>23268394
youre a nigger. get some skin bleaching kits.
sorry, but its the truth.
>>23277259
Thx I'll try my best xD
>>23277324
np, nigger. glad to help.
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