Post your picture.
Let other people assume things about you.
Laugh heartily at what people think when they see your face.
>>23266508
I think you're a slight germaphobe and you've had a surprisingly low number of lovers in your life.
>>23266508
holy shit you're beautiful, like pure fucking beauty in a bottle and you drank the whole damn thing, anyways don't let that get to your head and become a bitch because you know you're attractive =/
anyways, I'd assume you work in an office but more interested in fashion (and/or) photography
>>23266508
>>23266514
>you've had a surprisingly low number of lovers in your life.
this, and you're super narcissistic
>>23266508
Absolutely beautiful. Wouldn't be suprised if you're highly artistic. Probabaly super quirky and overall wouldwifey/10
>>23266514
That one friend who out-handsomes everyone he hangs out with. God damn you're a good looking man. Probably the coolest guy to blaze with and shoot the shit.
>>23266537
I can imagine you just being fucking hilariously funny for some reason, like just a real down-to-earth kind of guy without any reservations about enjoying cartoons/anime whatever. Just grounded and rad.
>>23266537
I think you're shy at first but after a couple drinks you open up. You wear boxer-briefs since it instills more confidence about rogue boners but you prefer to sleep naked cuz comfort.
>>23266508
You look like a journalist.
I'd say you're naturally very inquisitive.
>>23266514
Nice pic, as always I'm jealous of your eyebrows.
I'd say you're currently excited about something big.
Pretty adventurous and daring guy.
>>23266537
I don't really assume much of your pic, aside from what I've already said. That you seem like a film/gameing buff.
Although, from your posts I'm gonna guess that you're content with your life, although you feel as if the lack of women n your life is somewhat unsettling, you're not bothered by it too much.
>>23266555
Trend follower, friendly for the most part.
>>23266573
Pretty much yes, though some days it does bother me but not usually.
>>23266558
Right about the alcohol and underwear but I don't sleep naked (at this time of year lol)
>>23266555
yeh no reservations when it comes to things I enjoy, I don't care if there's some uncool stigma attached to it
I assume you're unhappy for some reason, like you have a bunch of cool things happening but they don't reach the core or your self.
>>23266508
You work as a server in a hotel restaurant, while going to class for dental assistant or hair stylist. Most people assume you're a massive bitch because you're attractive, and this has led to self esteem issues. You have problems connecting with other people, not because you're irritating but because people feel inferior when talking to you.
>>23266514
You smoke weed and play video games in your free time as a college student. You really don't know what to major in. You have a slight affinity with musical instruments, and listen to Bob Marley to fit in with others, even though you have nothing in common with his ideologies. You own a red Che shirt. You're great at talking with women but lack life direction.
>>23266537
You used to be against cliques, since you were the weird nerd with OCD, but longed for a social circle and resorted to dressing like a nu-male. You could probably get by without glasses, but you continue to wear them for cred. You're a nice guy until someone disagrees with certain things, and then you get emotional and irrational.
>>23266555
You're lots of fun to hang out with, but your friends don't invite you because you feel they should really show you that your presence is appreciated. You probably have a dog or a really fat cat. Your sense of style is a decade behind, not because you're late with ttrends, but because you choose what's comfortable for you. When it comes to women, you're awkward but endearing enough that you accidentally get laid.
>>23266630
i assume the number of partners you have had is in double digits.
>>23266629
You're right about everything except the glasses, I disagree and gonna have to get emotional and irrational on yo ass!
Can you not see my myopia!?
It sticks out like a sore thumb, I wish I didn't need glasses.
>>23266630
Hella sexy lol ^_^ let me get that kik!?
Lol ok.
>>23266508
so fake
>>23266630
>that horrible generic carpe diem tat in the middle of your chest
my sides, captain, they have gone overboard
Lol ok. Definitely not fake... But thanks Snapchat me and see Layneebitch
>>23266508
Has minimum friends. Is full of attitude.
>>23266514
Is the homie you smoke weed with.
>>23266537
Has trouble making friends.
>>23266630
Has a bf who is a biker.
>>23266650
Likes to hunt
>>23266508
you're in fashion school and have to work to pay for college, you know you're attractive but you act kinda awkward when you have a date/ meet new people
>>23266514
you obviously like smooking weed and play vidya, you use a longboard to get around and you always have people at your house/you're never in your house.
>>23266537
You work at IT, you are shy but after you get to know someone you are a blast
>>23266555
you regret stretching your earlobe and this is as small as it gets(i know that feel), you are at university and you like black sabbath(i dont know why)
>>23266630
You have that porn star look, and you know how to manipulate a man
>>23266666
Forgot pic lol
>>23266671
forgot pic
>>23266666
>them quints
mired
>>23266671
Closest so far my friend. I'm actually getting my ear surgically closed next week. (My employer requires it - I'm a graduate.)
ps. Sabbath are killer.
>>23266673
you bench 315
>>23266701
Accurate as fuck.
>>23266650
are you LaBoeuf?
>>23266630
you have Vaginal Piercings too or nipple piercing I would have said STI too but you look smart enough to protect yourself
>>23266555
joaquim foenix long lost brother, english chap/10
>>23266537
frquently has conjunctivitis geeky guy obviously
>>23266514
surfer/10
>>23266508
bait/:^)
>>23266694
i have a friend who got his ears closed surgically, you can notice the scar pretty bad, thats why i dont know if i should close mine
>>23266663
Do you have a kik? :) would love to talk more
>>23266713
A scar is better than unemployment I guess.
Besides, a hole that small - I can't imagine the scarring being too bad.
>>23266508
works at a fast food joint
>>23266514
just puffed a fatty good at everything guy
>>23266537
dictionary nerd culture guy
>>23266630
sexy but doesn't know it daddy issues still hot AF though
>>23266645
just a mellow fun guy
>>23266650
your the finding your way through life guy even keel
>>23266673
short man syndrome
not a bad fellow just gotta prove something guy
>>23266723
you're right i guess, where im from people are starting to be more open minded, i actually got a job in my first interview to work at the equivalent of walmart to pay for university
>>23266742
loves his beard, thats not a bad thing tho
>>23266738
gets along with people pretty well
>>23266711
wants to be the best moustache there is
>>23266679
chill guy
>>23266673
loves the gym life
>>23266663
creative person
>>23266742
somewhere between metal fan or [spoiler]hipster[/spoiler]
>>23266763
no beard
>>23266769
u're the only person that knows my weakness
test
>>23266763
Cool headphones mane
>>23266742
Undertakers son
>>23266738
English major
>>23266711
Very few friends
>>23266679
Gay porn on the side
>>23266763
I only had that stache for a day tho but yee
also >>23266763 >swedish gamer guy
>>23266769
homo?
>>23266776
no homo
>>23266508
closet slut, very nice and cutesie, preppy, etc in front of family and maybe even friends but secretly just love a good fuck
>>23266630
The "Carpe diem" alone says 30+ partners. Would have said worked in a tattoo shop but nobody who works a tatt shop would get that. Probably think you're way more intelligent than you actually are, but ignorance is bliss so you're a pretty happy person.
>>23266738
decided to visit /fa/ before he visited /fit/, horrible fucking decision maker
>>23266742
could RKO me with his pinky finger, pretty cool dude, would watch some fights at the bar and share a beer with ya
>>23266711
fucking shite, I don't even know what to say about you but I want to be your best friend based on your face alone
>>23266673
is still on his winter bulk
>>23266650
is deeply alone inside and just needs a bro to share a beer and walk through the woods somberly with
>no homo
p.s. fellow ohibro here
>>23266773
why does everytime i post a picture in /soc/ people call me gay, seriously why people?
>>23266784
the way you hold your phone and pose?>>23266776
needs to work on manscaping
>>23266763
not sure I know your weakness bro
>>23266779
beers fights and bitches bruh
>>23266508
You're really picky with regard to guys, some people would think youre a special snowflake, like manga and graphic novels
>>23266537
Hopeless romantic, good at drawing
>>23266555
Your dad is a doctor, you played football in hs
>>23266679
Play guitar, support Trump
>>23266711
You have a youtube channel, still own a Ps2
>>23266738
You like Rick and Mortie, think raising the minimum wage is a bad idea, always have an energy drink on hand
>>23266673
Don't ask don't tell was made for this guy who looks like a Julio
>>23266778
wowe sorry
>>23266773
>tfw r00d
>>23266794
hahah i ve never had a ps2 :) !
No idea what to assume tho, maybe borderline underage 17yo sentimental guy
>>23266822
not offended just sayin'
>>23266789
i didnt pose at all? just took a picture and it looked decent, i actually hate taking photos
>>23266794
i play guitar, but i dont support trump, hes literally the american stereotype, so yeah fuck him
>>23266834
I dunno
maybe peeps that say it are just hoping
>>23266650
Generic...yea
>>23266847
>i play guitar, but I don't support trump
There's the reason you get called gay in every thread, son
MAGA
>>23266859
shit nigga, you may be right
Wondering if people judge differently if they dont see my tattoos or makeup
>>23266880
without a doubt
I like the whole makeup tattoo thing
its just automatic whorey in my head
>>23266880
well, people here dont actually know you, so they judge by what they see, you may actually be a really decent and smart girl, but pretty much what i think from what i saw in the other pic is that you like rough sex
>>23266880
you're pretty
>>23266901
Haha actually not true. I wish I did lol I'm really shy to be honest.
Postan.
>>23266823
tfw no one assumes things about me
>>23266773
Actually, I'm a Computer Science & Engineering Major
>>23266794
Hate energy drinks, love tea and Rick & Morty, and I would love a higher minimum wage
>>23266880
I think you look way cuter in this pic
>>23266923
are you algerian?
>>23266904
see? I wouldnt take you as shy at all, so point proven :^)
>>23266823
top of the class
not sure he is going in the right career path
>>23266923
just a party with the bros bro
and single and loving it
>>23266508
Dude, you probably like art or something
>>23266794
Bit judgy probs but honest solid shit dood
>>23266779
Worries about body fat %
>Teach me to gym
>>23266773
Obv a toxic league player, I can smell it.
>>23266763
Spends too much money on CS:GO
>>23266742
Bruh...
Obviously a plundering viking irl
>>23266555
You look like you know a lot of useless facts
>>23266991
shit nigga i bet you are drowning in pussy
>>23267011
heh
I do ok for an oldguy
>>23267020
u r making my boiipussy wet
>>23267003
Eat less; lose weight
Eat more; gain weight
Lift heavy things, put them back down, lift them again, do compound exercises.
There you go, the essence of everything you need to know.
>>23266650
Chill guy, pretty adventurous. Currently going through a rough patch but you'll get through it.
>>23266673
Gym rat, very materialistic.
>>23266679
You wish more people knew about "proper" and "good" music.
>>23266711
Funny, quirky dude. Has on many occasions dressed as our lord and savior Adolf.
>>23266738
Is a juggernaut at parties.
>>23266742
Awesome dude.
>>23266763
Introverted, would be very successful with the ladies or gentlemen if he went out more.
>>23266773
Needs to clean his mirror and sink
>>23266776
Engineer or ICT person
>>23266779
Already done you, heh.
Very professional, studying business.
>>23266794
Sweet, caring guy. Absolute arse hole in 1 v1 though.
>>23266991
...Your nip is screaming" fuck me in the anus".
But your face is screaming "no homo".
Pretty chill, if not a little bit narcissistic guy.
>>23267003
You look like a pretty good dude to do play vidya's and chill with. Probably has more online friends than RL friends.
>>23266779
wowe that s actually nice thanks
>i d say you re french, like to go to the gym but have "functional strength" too (in a good way)
also has no gf even if he looks good
>>23267051
not french, I've been told I look french before though, not sure why or what that implies but I'll go with it.
>oui oui baguette
Functional strength part is pretty spot on, I work outdoors while going to school. Same with the gf thing, not that I couldn't have one more of that I just like the freedom of not.
>>23267074
Being french implies nothing it s just the skin tone eye color and overall bodytype
Also you have big arms for someone who does only calisthenics, you must go to the gym too i guess
>>23266962
Mexican, actually. Although the place where I grew up whitewashed the hell out of me.
>>23266991
I'm actually crazy antisocial. I much prefer quiet rooms and intimate conversations to large groups of people raving about the fad of the month. I can only tolerate parties if I smoke my brains out prior. My boyfriend helps me get by tho!
>>23267110
Yeah, gym as well, not just the job. The job is kinda what got me started on the gym, though.
when
people online
know me better
than friends
irl
:|
>>23267391
"good girl" not much of the partying type, not in to anime / games or that kind of thing either. Outdoorsy, but enjoys sitting inside watching a good movie, too.
>>23267391
People who don't particapate in threads.
>>23267173
Just wanted to say, you're quite handsome. Happy to hear your bf helps you get by. Sounds like a good guy.
>>23267414
Oh, he is. Sometimes I feel like I don't deserve him
>>23267391
got to admit that was cool
>>23267391
unstable in relationships
>>23267391
very quiet and shy, but very funny
>>23267075
loves music, deeply passionate
>>23267049
class clown type, can make anyone laugh
>>23267003
stoner, adrenaline junkie
>>23266991
loves to hunt, very confident with your sexuality
>>23266973
very organized type, attempting to break their shell
>>23267441
Dude, don't do that. He chose you. Be gracious and just love him back with everything you have. Pretty sure he's felt the same way at times too.
Been up for 36 hours cramming :o
Ill assume later ;)
>>23267472
you kinda look like this girl I used to fuck. Probably a pretty popular girl but doesn't like the attention, prefers quiet time to herself
>>23267564
besides /fit, you are into healthy eating and own a dog
>>23267536
studies law, likes his home clean
>>23267472
likes hiking, sunsets
>>23267391
played theatre in school
>>23267173
likes to watch good movies
>>23267075
would play in a band, but is too shy
>>23268003
has a weird blood fetish
>>23267993
is completely oblivious to girls attracted to him
>>23267564
still working on being multifaceted
>>23267536
does not know a gray area. Either doesn't try or tries real hard and puts people off.
>>23267472
still wants to be a ballerina
>>23267391
>
you're really pretty and it makes me want to throw my computer into the sea.
>>23267173
>
much older than people assume
>>23267075
has, at some point, considered the finer qualities of animal sacrifice
>>23267049
someone who is sitting at the computer at 9 pm and looks up and it's daylight again and has done it so often that it's not even shocking anymore.
>>23267003
you are a baby.
>>23266991
lots of party drugs.
>>23266555
Really likes Depeche Mode.
>>23266769
>90's ball tickler
You seem like a fun guy, otherwise.
>>23267391
Is working on making a Gimmick out of herself using that app
>>23266537
Draws comics as a hobby.
>>23267480
...thank you :)
ill give you a hint: everything you do in this life is pointless
>>23269292
sucks cocks for metallic spray paint and paper bags behind home depot
>>23268003
regularly eats rats as an entree
>>23267993
reluctant powerbottom
>>23267536
smells like soap and wasted existence
>>23267472
loves being dominated
now im lazy
>>23267075
Works/worked for cern
>>23266880
Works at a used clothes store, can't stop smoking pot.
>>23266923
Plays guitar
>>23266973
Into theatre and drawing.
>>23267391
Is a supreme memester, but manages to lead a normal life.
>>23267472
The phrase "live, laugh, learn" is pasted somewhere in your house.
>>23270095
Has a bunch of insane theories on everything.
>>23270152
Trying to get by in university. Possibly studying geology.
>>23270230
I got a bunch of insane theories on why your head is so disproportionate to your body
>>23270255
he's a manlet, their heads all looks way too big
>>23270074
Don't mention it! :)
Mind if I ask for a Kik or email? Would be cool to chat with you some more. No pressure though if that isn't your thing.
>>23266537
Nice xenoverse poster?
>>23271074
Yep that's a Xenoverse poster. It was included in the box of the game itself, was quite happy with it desu.
>I'm the one on the right
>>23267993
Brotier, would drink beer with
>>23268003
STEMperson
>>23269292
You take great care in your looks yet get little compliments for it.
>>23270095
Dead inside/10
>>23270230
Shy af.
>>23271074
You look like you'd be either incredibly annoying or incredibly polite lol
>>23271146
lives near a forest, doesn't like cities
>>23271074
wants to be a girl
>>23270230
works in a shop
>>23270152
studies physics or maths, feels alone
>>23270095
is a big philosopher
>>23270263
True. I'm a little over 5'7", most hats and glasses don't fit me. Such is the life of a manlet.
hey guys, im new.
>>23271356
you can start with assuming others...
>>23271336
Well I am mtf good assumption m8
>>23266508
nerd
>>23266514
snowboards
>>23266537
favorite character is trunks
>>23266555
doesnt like video games
>>23266630
fun, good company
>>23266645
cant really play the guitar
>>23266650
loner
>>23266711
doesnt charge for mustache rides
>>23266742
would suck dick for half a cigarette
>>23266763
listens to mostly dubstep
>>23267472
psychotic
>>23271146
would be smiling the same if the axe were in someone's skull
>>23266514
you smoke weed erry day
>>23266793
you play guitar really badly except that one song you play perfectly every time
>>23266794
you're ashamed of how much you enjoy building sandcastles
>>23266823
you're an apple fanboy
>>23266991
your other nipple piercing got ripped out in a fight
>>23267003
you hit puberty reeeaaaallly late
>>23271356
NIN fan or something, don't know why
>>23271336
smoke pot etc
>>23271146
potential serial killer
>>23271074
confusing
>>23270230
immigrant
>>23270095
ex-alcoholic, heroin addict ( sorry haha )
>>23269292
some sort of pick-up artist
>>23268003
aspiring writer
>>23267993
wants to shoot in porn
>>23267564
gay GoT fan
>>23267472
bipolar, want some rest
>>23267391
into psychology etc
>>23271538
goes to a lot of concerts, maybe musician yourself
>>23271512
tranny?
>>23271538
People always point out that I look middle-eastern, guess there's some truth to that, lol. I'm actually a 100% white guy from Canada. Oh well.
My assumptions about you: You're only half joking when you post on /pol/. All the music you like is off most people's radar, discussing music with people can be a bit of a chore because of this.
>>23268166
I'm 22 :[
>>23271512
Year late at most.
>>23271591
no..
>>23271736
you look androgynous
>>23271538
You listen to rock.
>>23271512
You take the bus.
>>23271356
You wear boots.
>>23271336
You try to be funny, maybe a bit too hard.
>>23271146
You were fat a few years ago.
>>23270230
You like spicy food.
>>23270152
Got a beard to look sexy, didn't do much.
>>23270095
Only smokes one brand of cigarettes. Try Davidoffs bro, and the long marlboro reds. They're both longer type cigs and are awesome.
>>23269292
You've been cheated on.
>>23268003
You think you're smart, don't you.
>>23267993
You like watching people fuck.
>>23267564
You're secretly bi, but you don't know it yourself, you find it weird that you get boners in the gym with all those muscly men.
>>23267536
You like/liked spiderman.
>>23267472
You're a huge sloot.
>>23267407
You like ramming trains.
>>23267391
You want to be cared for.
why dont cute girls post here anymore?
>>23272489
Too many creeps probably.
>>23272489
i did
>>23272478
studies engineering but maybe youre finishing school
>>23271512
You, seem extremely innocent, but we both know differently.
>>23272478
Cant see out of one eye.
>>23271538
Dude, white supremacy is sooo 100 years ago.
>>23271356
Get your teenage girlfriend out of the picture.
>>23271146
Youre a Garnier Fructis model. That hair is flawless.
>>23271538
White supremacy is getting old dude.
>>23274652
Hmm..
>>23272478
Hmm..
>>23271538
Hmm..
>>23271512
Hmm..
>>23266793
Stunning
