Turned 18 two days ago AMA
>>23235108
Why haven't you kys yet
>>23235112
kys?
Why do you dress like you're 14?
>>23235115
I don't
>>23235114
Kys = kill(ed) yourself
Also you do dress like you're 14
>>23235108
When did you first realize that you were reptilian?
>>23235132
fu
>>23235138
ive known the whole time
>>23235108
You dress like the caption of this photo is "Finally finished driver's ed!"
>>23235108
post cock, it's legal
>>23235142
Liar. >>23235142
>>23235108
Have you ever been kicked out of Burger King for trying to have sex with the napkin dispensers?
>>23235144
what do i get out of it?
>>23235162
One more brief moment of satisfaction before you kill yourself. We're all waiting faggot.
>>23235158
>>23235161
no
>>23235176
not very nice
Why are you a Blue Jay fan?
>>23235198
I have. I took my dick out in the middle of the restaurant, and started thrusting it into the napkin dispenser on the counter, and when the manager came to kick me out, I chucked the napkin dispenser along with a metal container full of ketchup packets as hard as I could at his head.
Kill yourself.
Seriously, your best days are behind you. It's all downhill from here. Everything and everyone you've ever cared about will fade into nothingness. No one will remember you. Even if you become super famous, you will eventually be forgotten. Humanity's total experience will amount to nothing more than an imperceptible tick on the cosmic clock. There is no purpose to existing. Reality and existence is fucked up and makes no motherfucking sense.
From now on you will spend the rest of your life trying to distract yourself from the fact that you will one day die.
Anyway, post naked pictures of your mother or sister so I can think about fucking them hard and deep in the pussy.
you make me feel so old
I bet your mother has a nice tight pussy. I'd bend her over a table and fuck her until I cum in her. Then, I'd flip her over and cum on her face and tits too.
Oh and I'd also make her suck my cock too, and I'd probably cum in her mouth and make her swallow. I hope your mother likes being fucked hard in the pussy.
If she has big tits, then I'll put my dick between them, and tittyfuck her until I blow my hot load all over her face.
>>23235219
from toronto
>>23235226
lol
>>23235268
bad attitude
>>23235162
Well, you'll know a few people are admiring your cock and probably jerking off to it.
Would you fuck a dude for money (or just because)?
>>23235353
the most im posting unless a girl posts
>>23235382
I might let a guy give me a handjob if he paid me
I would pay you to let me suck that cock. Love young guy cum
>>23235389
Nice cock/body/face, but it'll be a cold day in hell when I pay someone to let me touch their cock.
>>23235268
who gives a fuck lol
>>23235108
Do you wear that hat because you feel you have to wear something and just don't care, or do you seriously think that thing makes you look cool.
Because you look kind of faggy.
>>23235268
Poster chubby girl for depression right here. I loled hard at this.
>>23235108
Gotta change the wardrobe. Too.. Teen. But you are 18 so yeah.. Checks. Cute guy tho, too young for me.
Post a total naked pic
>>23236323
Doubt that will happen lol
>>23235389
I would suck your cock and let you fuck me, but I am not desperate enough to pay you.
You are cute, but you overestimate yourself if you think anyone not desperately desperate for young cock is going to pay for you.
Post full body nude.
>>23235389
9/11
>>23235389
got kik?
>>23235108
>>23235108
Post your feet!
>>23237217
I do
>>23236663
this
9.25 face 2.75 dick
>>23236640
i never said i expect anyone to pay me. I'm not gay so i really dont care if no guy is interested
>>23236323
>>23236663
>>23237995
maybe if a girl posts nudes
>>23238159
ughhhh op has a nice dick and im androgenous... ish apparently
>>23235389
Congrats your a /soc/ whore now.
Didn't take you long
>>23240726
Im the biggest whore of all
>>23240733
This is why I don't browse /soc/
>>23237985
what is it?
>>23240733
Got a kik? ;)
