New Dream Guy/Girl thread, old one is getting full and stale.
Post your interests, ideals, what you're like, what your dream SO would be like, contact info, if you're willing to meet up, etc. You know the drill.
>female
>loyal and honest
>liked astronomy, weeb shit and nature like me
>will do stargazing and go on hikes/camping with me
>needy and cuddly as me
>bit petite, DFC, short hair and freckles(maybe)
>doesn't mind that I'm a bit too possessive
>introvert
>likes books
>likes cooking together
>20/M/USA (Ohio)
>contact info upon request
>willing to meet up
>Straight, only have a "dream girl"
Me:
>Mostly in to politics, outdoors, adventure
>any type of music but hardcore metal / screamo is a no
>mostly serious movies, not hipster shit but not capeshit either
>athletic, enjoy the gym and strive to keep myself in the best possible shape I can
>enjoy cooking, not 100% great at it but it's fun
Dream Girl:
>very active, enjoys fitness
>has a sense of adventure, loves the outdoors
>enjoys discussing serious topics, not arguing about them
>is more of a dog person than a cat person
That one isn't too important
>is very intelligent
>is reserved when she needs to be but can really open up when the time is right
>enjoys cooking as well
also not too important
just to clarify >>23226381 you're looking for female, not saying you are a female right?
>>23226401
I'm a man m8
>>23226369
I just want a cute, low-maintenance, chubby/bbw girl with gigantic tits, wide hips, a big ass, and thick thighs who's into video games and TTRPGs, and isn't a slut/camwhore.
Bonus points for ass-length hair.
I don't care about her race.
Taller than 5ft.
Any age between 20-35 is fine.
I'd prefer if she lived somewhere in the Southeast US.
Preferably a virgin.
Deal-Breakers: Extreme Piercings, Tattoos, Smoking, Drugs, Is Religious, Is a Feminist, Has Children
kik: VidyaViking
>interests
School, animation/cartoons/anime, drawing, aerobics, design
>ideals
I'm not very good at the sciences, but it's what I study, and I study it because I enjoy feeling like I'm contributing to something much larger than myself. That even if were something infinitesimally small in the long run, will be significant to somebody after I die, and that gives me a sense of peace. I don't tell people this, it's kind of grim to mention you're thinking about death already. Don't wanna kill the mood.
>what you're like
More serious than easy-going.
Quiet, and introverted but not shy.
21/F/US
>what your dream SO would be like
Kind of quiet, willing to just hang out in my room or something and shoot the shit. Mostly happy/content with his life. Funny. Likes the same kind of stuff I watch, like Off the Air and The Venture Bros.
Pic is a collage of celebrities I thought were cute. I guess I like dark, medium-length hair, low brows, sharp jaws, kind of on the thin side.
>>23226416
thats a helluva pic i couldnt agree more. :)
Me: 31/m/US, have my shit together, good career and a puppy
Her:
Personality
>laid-back
>ambitious, either working on a career or in school for one
>intelligent but more importantly intellectually curious - loves learning new things
>branching off of that, will indulge me in my particular nerdy stuff and will teach me about hers
>will have a couple beers or a cocktail but not super into partying
>will let me take her to restaurants, the theater, museums, etc
>equal parts romantic and goofy
>kinky, preferably but not necessarily submissive
>cuddles
>loves my pup as much as i do
Physical
>age early 20s - early 30s
>any height, any race, any hair color
>slim, athletic, or curvy body type - be healthy with some boobs and butt
>glasses not necessary but I love how gals look in them
>male
>intelligent
>preferably dark hair, but light can be ok too sometimes
>strong enough to physically overpower me
>hilarious
>cynical/sarcastic
>cold to other people but very affectionate and nice to me
>dom in bed
>above 6' tall
>intense eyes
>similar taste in music (also doesn't mind classical (specifically baroque))
>can play an instrument well
>big dick (6"+)
>if esl, his English should be decent
>17-23
>preferably white but definitely subjective
>inherently domineering and manly
>very affectionate
>possessive
>likes to give me hickeys!
>high sex drive
>fit
>ambitious
>doesn't mind if i wear his hoodies/shirts sometimes
>not a WEEB
>polite
>articulate
>no southern accent/off putting accent
>nice jawline
>not obsessive with his possessiveness, but possessive in a cute way!
>controlling (not with me but just generally)
>not scary eyebrows
>not into smol boobs
>is ok with getting a cat
>not super keen on having children :D
>low voice
>passionate about something
>cares a lot about me
>respects me! :D
: D pls!!!!
>>23226473
I might fit that. My skype is baldrvargr.
>Female (21-26)
>Nice
>NOT asexual/aromantic
>Not a hambeast
>Chubby is fine but not huge
>Likes to do go on stupid dates/adventures
>Likes going to the beach/driving around with me
>Still happy just staying in and binge watching shows together
>Doesn't party/get drunk
>Likes cuddling
>Kinda geeky, likes to talk about shows/games sometimes or doesn't mind when I do
>Wants kids someday
>Christian
>Doesn't mind that I keep my head shaved
like these threads because it lets me be unrealistic
her
>near my age range (18-22)
>qt
>pale as a ghost
>ginger or blonde are cool but really that doesn't matter
>pretty smile
>average build
>dresses fun
>likes pretty underwear
>slightly horny and kinky
>at least mildly enjoys oral sex (giving and receiving)
>willing to hang around the house in our underwear and cuddle and play vidya
>mildly nerdy, at least interest in vidya / cosplay or willingness to learn, or just likes to watch
>I like metal gear solid enough that if you also it's a legitimate gigantic point in your favour
>creative in some way, has an outlet
>has cool music taste that she can introduce me to
> likes 80s action movies like robocop and terminator and all that
>supportive of me and my endavours
>has motivations, working towards something, doesn't want to just coast
>likes to dress up and go out but likes nights in
>understands depression / anxieties and can be supportive of them
>someone I could talk into the night with about any topic and feel happy
>funny, makes me laugh
>pretty smart
>real
>loves me
kik / skype : sardoniccharm
Im a 22/m, have a passion for art and music, like philosophy, and reading. I travel a lot, and like to just get out of the house in general.
Dream girl:
>18-25
>Thin to average body type
>Likes music/plays music
>likes to draw or paint
>Likes to travel, go on road trips, camp etc.
>Red or blonde hair
>Blue eyes or green eyes
>Shy
>smokes weed or is okay with weed
>like to cuddle/kiss
>Wants to fug on the daily
>small tits
>likes talking about nerdy/goofy things
>Wears glasses
>Nose piercings are pretty hot too
>>23228610
Hey, I'd consider myself to be like 95% of these things!
Add me, kik is MK_ElderGoose, Skype is mk_knucklepuck, I would love to chat!
me:
>20/male
>5'11"ish
>half asian
>long, curly hair/man bun
>fit/thin build
>attends University
>likes/creates art
>plays a couple instruments
>interested in lots of kinds of music, especially punk/ska
>generally very happy person, but has struggled with depression in the past
dream girl:
>18+ female
>short-average height
>any ethnicity
>either short hair or curly, dark hair (or both)
>thin or skinny or athletic build
>is friendly and kind to others
>either attends University or has some serious goals for the future
>quite intelligent
>is passionate about something
>has a broad taste in music
>is somewhat sub
>high sex drive
>would prefer to cuddle/watch movies/have sex/whatever than party and shit
>likes the outdoors or even just walking around cities/whatever
>is quite affectionate but not too clingy
General/Personality (Most important)
>Male (gay)
>White/black
>20-25
>Well-dressed
>A good amount of similar interests (mathematics, philosophy, literature, similar tastes in music, dry humour)
>Not needy (I'm not into cuddling or pda)
>Particular about grammar
>Academic
>I drink all of the fucking time so perhaps join me sometimes
>Not a stoner
Looks (Somewhat important)
>Perky ass
>Manscaped
>Top
>Lean (though that's unfair as I'm a bit chubby)
Bonus point material (Least important)
>Blue eyes
>Black hair
>Glasses
Never did this before. Also at work so no greentext sorry. Me 36. Into some outdoor stuff. Tennessee.mostly have my shit together.quiet. been told im kind and gentile. Good heart. Her-honest. Caring. Sense of humor.not shy to make up for my shyness. Understanding . contact info upon request. .sorry if I didn't donthis right
Me:
28/m
6'
195lbs - Fit
Driven (Type A personality)
Self-Employed
Her
>Loves cooking (make me sushi plz)
>Nurturing
>Submissive towards me
>Knows lots about one of these: Movies, Music, TV Shows, Books.
>Must love animals
>Likes thrift shopping
>Enjoys being taken care of and protected
>Likes gaming and wants her own uberPC
>Will sit in my lap and cuddle me for hours
>Loves sexy-time (she's probably perverted)
>Can dance
>Fit or is interested in becoming fit/healthy
>Educated or enjoys learning
>Has hobbies and passions that she's enthralled by and wants me to teach me
>Sparkling blue eyes
>Working towards being in a career that she really loves
>Has dealt with depression
>Has an obnoxious laugh that I love
>Clingy as fuck
>>23228610
Ironically I fit every one of these and added you, but you decided not to respond.
>to each their own
>>23229247
Info? I match these but I have black hair and brown eyes if that's a deal breaker
Me:
>F
>29
>educated (master's degree)
>pale
>Hispanic
>brown eyes
>black hair
>like to cook
>sarcastic
>caring
>like to read
>friendly
>average body type
Dream guy:
>intelligent
>educated
>independent
>respectful
>average body type
>sarcastic
>caring
>spontaneous
>not needy
>>23230081
Forgot to add:
Dream guy
>doesn't have children
>butchish dyke or agender cutie
>gothic rock(bauhaus, death in june, dead can dance, christian death, anasazi)
>harsh noise
>reclusive
>dresses and presents androgynous
>into minimalist high fashion
>video games would be a plus but not important
>willing to go on adventures with me and makes me feel secure
>gives me attention
>chill
>pic related
me:
>mtf
>into fashion
>sit in my room and writes music every day
>wants to go on a lot of adventures
>people say I'm cute
>more down to earth than most
>constantly goes to shows
>vidya, anime, etc
>teaching myself guitar
>making minimal techno
contact info
skype: imastupidfckingcat
Ideal female
Physically
>White
>18-25
>fit/thin/avg body
>long hair
>dark hair
>dark eyes
Personality
>sub
>can hold a conversation
>loves to travel
>intelligent
>passionate about something
>shy
>likes to show affection
Me
Physically
>white
>22
>fit
>really tall
>short hair
>dark hair
>really dark eyes
>well kept facial hair
Personality
>Dom
>Confident
>loyal
>motivated
>musically inclined
>hopeless romantic
>very affectionate
The rest doesn't matter, those are the important things.
>she doesn't exist ;_;
Sure, why not.
>me
24, close to 25. 5'7, Chilean living in the US. I wear glasses, have black hair, thin build (like 115-118 lbs). I have a cat.
Interests: gaming, computers, reading, watching movies, watching shows, talking. Pretty typical.
More on the 'serious' side, I guess. Can unwind with the right people. Enjoy talking about anything, really. I like learning.
>her
Age: 24-27ish.
Ethnicity isn't really an issue.
Dark hair (brown or black) or red.
Glasses
Height isn't really a top concern, but it'd be nice if shorter.
Thin/average body type.
Has the same interests (dated too many women with different interests, never really worked out)
I'm pretty simple to please lol. The only real physical attribute is really the most 'nice to have' is a nice butt haha.
>>23230081
Hmm, you sound like a good catch, where are you from?
>>23230127
California
>>23228610
fit just about everything kik- captainmuffmunch
I'm 23 and I live in Europe.
Educated, good job, fit.
Dream girl:
>plays no games
>at least a little crazy/intense
>takes care of herself (not obese or no personal hygiene or whatever, if chubby-ish am alright as long as she wants to not be)
>has to be at least attractive, I myself am and am more than willing to judge past looks, but that doesn't mean I'm willing to date someone seriously unattrative just because I like her
Other than that I'm pretty open-minded and would just like to find a slightly more serious girl. You have to realize, being the age I am and women often being unable to look past the number of years you've spent on earth and date someone close to their age or younger, I'm left to deal with largely immature girls. So yeh, my dream girl is just...mature. I guess.
Me : 26/M/France/Straight
+ caring and nice
+ good sense of humor
+ not ashamed to express feelings
+ passionate about multiple stuff
+ strong values
+ faithful
+ very motivational
+ supportive
+ sexually very open
+ lift to maintain a decent shape
+- dominant in bed (maybe some will not like it)
- Bossy/dominant irl (i can be annoying)
- a good 5/10 face
- too hairy
- not tall (173cm /5'8)
- husky (but with some muscles, at least)
- can be possessive or clingy sometimes
- the more i love the more i need you in my life and spending time with you (so sometimes i can be needy, not in a "i'll-yell-at-you-because-you're-not-here-with-me" but more in a "oh-baby-please-i-dont-want-to-be-alone-tonight" way)
her :
18+ (ideal range would be 22-26)
Sweet
Caring
Supportive
Not too shy but not too extraverted
English speaker
Funny
Enjoy to travel
Have some passions and is willing to share them with me
Interested in learning and enjoying MY hobbies too
smaller than me (<173cm, ideally on the 150-160cm range)
Sexually open and kinky
Faithful
will treat me like i'm her hero
want to be treated like a princess irl and a slut in bed
have some friends, mostly female
a bit self conscious sometimes so i can support her
i don't mind clingyness and needyness
she's not afraid of showing affection in public
can stand for me if someone talk shit behind my back
ideally with big boobs (d+) and big butt
don't mind about hair/eyes color
in shape, i don't mind a some love handles but i don't like too much chub or bbw
Hmmm that's all i can think of, i guess for now.
>pic related, ideal body
>>23230054
Not a deal breaker at all haha,
kik is sunkingflanders
>>23228610
>male
>intelligent
I'm not stupid
>preferably dark hair, but light can be ok too sometimes
Dark brown
>strong enough to physically overpower me
Easily
>hilarious
Depends if you like my humor
>cynical/sarcastic
My Banter is on point
>cold to other people but very affectionate and nice to me
>dom in bed
Check.
>above 6' tall
Well over.
>intense eyes
Very dark eyes, not sure if they're intense.
>similar taste in music (also doesn't mind classical (specifically baroque))
Like all type of music
>can play an instrument well
Played the drums for almost 10years
>big dick (6"+)
Check.
>if esl, his English should be decent
Murica'
>17-23
Yes
>preferably white but definitely subjective
Yes
>inherently domineering and manly
I look intimidating without trying
>very affectionate
Hopeless romantic
>possessive
Yes
>high sex drive
You couldn't keep up
>fit
Built
>ambitious
Motivated
>doesn't mind if i wear his hoodies/shirts sometimes
Live in sweatpants and hoodies
>polite
Chivalry isn't dead
>articulate
One of my biggest turn offs if you arent
>no southern accent/off putting accent
Nope
>nice jawline
Check
>controlling (not with me but just generally)
Have to be in control all the time.
>is ok with getting a cat
Have 3
>not super keen on having children :D
To each their own
>low voice
Been told I have a good voice
>passionate about something
A lot of things
>cares a lot about me
It better be mutual
>respects me! :D
See above
Just know we are out there.
>male
>passionate and caring
>laid back unless it comes to music or something creative, then passionate
>interests include writing music, vidya, hiking, and especially driving with no destination
>ideal SO would be loyal (I'm not entirely trustworthy) understanding (I'm clingy but dealing with that as well) and as passionate as I am
>SO is someone who could put with my shit
>Sad
>>23231958
How do you ask for loyalty if you're the untrustworthy one? Did you mean 'trust'?
>>23231966
Shit I meant I don't trust people easily. I'm that shitty archetype of clingy and somewhat overbearing, and that was fine in high school but I'm over it now and it's tough to get out.
My dream girl:
>gamer, not necessarily a big gamer, but has played enough games to know the culture
>spontaneous
>witty
>conversationalist
>loves sex often, but can chill and chat about everyday stuff too
>writer or artist
>>23229003
>>23230020
>>23232389
You sound great. Do you have a kik?
I feel like I match up.
Me:
>26/F
>5'9"
>a bit chubby but been steadily losing weight
>half asian
>artistic
>funny
>has a job
>goes to Uni
Him:
>Taller than me (at least two inches)
>caring and patient and nice
>talkative
>is into learning about nearly anything and discussing with me
>not too picky about weight, just not morbidly obese
>artsy
>loves nature (will go camping with me)
>can take constructive criticism like me
>>23232679
I match this fairly well. Where are you from?
>>23228610
>above 6'
I'm 5'10"
>can play an instrument
I can't play anything, but I've always wanted to pick up piano or violin.
only two I don't qualify for, kik me, ETK19920
Ideal Guy:
>Tallish (5'10+), not necessary tho or a dealbreaker
>Masculine but isnt a dick about it
>Bear-mode.
>Enjoys working out and bulking, If Im being honest I enjoy a bulkier guy. As well as a guy that can go to the gym with me often. Come home and enjoy a meal I cook him
>Likes playing video games, I don't care if you're competitive but I certainly am. I'm able to relax, which I like to do with an SO
>Is emotionally supportive. Going into med school in the fall and I am sometimes not emotionally there as much as I need to be.
>Enjoys shitposting and banter. I love doing both and it cheers me up immensely.
>Caring, Nice, Giving... However
>I enjoy the exact opposite of that in bed. Im very much a sub and I like a dom
>tfw fag
>>23233300
I'm from NJ. Hbu?
>>23226369
Well. 19/M/TX
Im working in Europe atm, so unless you're here meet ups aren't going to happen.
Interests? I like hiking, rock climbing, skiing, skydiving, outdoor activities in general. I'm kind of an introvert.
My dream girl? Well I like outdoorsy types. Really just looking for a normal girl with a pretty face who isnt obese. I don't want to be with some sheman either, gotta be femenine. Someone who likes to talk, and down for a long term relationship.
If youre in Europe and just want a hiking/adventure buddy that's cool too
Kik: PenisMaximusSizus
>>23228610
There are a few traits I lack, though I believe we could at the very least have a decent conversation.
Kik: Boomator
I want a shitpost girl
Here we go again.
Me:
>black gurl
>18
>slim, big bust
>short/medium black & dyed hair
>sarcastic
>honest, straight to the point
>currently starting therapy for depression & anxiety
>fun, dry humour
>love horror & thriller films
Him:
>white (strong preference, some exceptions)
>not racist (duh)
>nicely kept, stylish hairstyle
>18-24
>slim, skinny, skinny-fit
>NICE TEETH
>dresses decently
>good sense of humour
>thick skin, can take a joke
>isn't obsessed with sex
>like chilling out, watching tv, movies, etc
>dorky
>sweet, calls me cute names
>completely trustworthy
>talkative with me
>can be shy or open with others, doesn't matter
>not ashamed of me
>will accompany me at hardcore shows
>likes holding hands in public
>into qt black grrls
>bonus for any kind of nose piercing
>bonus for nice beard
>skype: imentahl
>kik: hateeveryone.jpg
>>23229556
Sounds about close to me, desu.
>>23234212
18, 6'1, not especially into hardcore but I've always wanted to try moshing. Very dry sense of humor. I'm going to try adding you on kik if I can even download that on a chromebook.
>>23230081
Well I am most of those except intelligent and educated, but doing the college thing to actually get better at things I struggle with. I am also in California so kinda good
>>23233784
Any more specifics? I fit about a good 80% so far
>>23235203
Not really... thats pretty much the basics.
>>23235203
Do you have a kik or skype?
Working so not gonna greentext. Me-36 with my life mostly together. 4 year culinary degree and a pan for my future.interesting sense of humor.somewhat outdoorsy. I live in the south and yes I have a accent. Her-honest.caring.able to hold a conversation. Interesting humor a plus.not shy but not a bitch. Public displays of affection. Will listen to and value my opinion.
Me:
>19 years old
>5'10"
>Half-Asian/Half-White
>Thin/Model body type
>Dark brown hair
>Dark brown eyes
>University student
>Introverted
>Likes drawing/painting
DREAM GUY:
>18 - 24 years old
>6'2" - 6'6"
>Half-Black/Half-Whatever (So we can have tri-racial master race children)
>Bearmode body type
>Intense eyes
>University student/graduate
>Introverted
>Not an asian fetishist
>Can grow nice facial hair
>Ambitious
>Likes to travel
>Has a creative hobby like woodworking or music or photography or art
>Loves dogs
>Wants kids
>Passionate about his field of work
>Emotionally stable and generally happy
>Cute butt
>Not into any drugs/cigarettes
>Well dressed
>A little needy
>Similar sense of humour
>Slightly competitive
So many of you guys post about wanting a clingy affectionate girl. I just think pussy when I read that. I'm very much so show the appropriate amount of affection per occasion. I can't stand a huge display in public. A normal small amount is fine. Anything more than that feels fake and for show or that you are needy and insecure.
>>23235818
No i do agree with you. There is a point when enough is enough. Moderation is good. When I said public affection i should.d have been more clear. Holding hands. Or a waist bump.nothing more.
>>23235383
Skype: Gumbased
>>23230092
Northern or southern California?
Thank you for not calling it 'Cali' haha
Woops someone replied to me in the last thread but it 404ed, sorry
Me:
>20/M/UK
>Long curly hair, dark eye circles, you get the picture
>Trying to put on some muscle
>Gets good grades I guess
>Is at a crucial point in his life and would rather just listen to music really loud and and dance around in his room rather than face it
>Quiet guy that secretly wants to be an extrovert
>Yet somehow too talkative
>Probably not too great at this whole relationship thing
>Tends to list too many negative qualities about self
Her:
>Someone who feels the similar way about things I guess, I don't know what I want
>Someone to go travelling with
>Someone passionate about something or nothing in particular
>Someone anxious enough as I am to get out of their shell, even if one of us has to drag the other out of the house
>Someone who hasn't got it all figured out yet
And try an milk Ice Cube like cereal...
>>23226369
Me
>22
>maths student
>1,87
>shy
>assburgers
>really social when not sober
>like to talk about science, politics and philosophy
Ideal girl
>pale skin
>black hair
>blue eyes
>1,60-1,70
>artsy
>smart, like to talk about philosophical shit
>likes to drink, get high
>likes new food
>rough sex
>mature older than me is a plus
>dark sense of humor
>good music taste
>will make me follow her or follow me wherever our dreams take us
>but not clingy
>>23226369
Me:
23/M/Ottawa
> 6'2" white, 3/4 german
> overweight but big built
> dom
> graduating university this semester with a bachelors in business, major in marketing
> introverted/extroverted mix, love to talk a lot but also shy depending on the circumstances need time to recharge
> drink socially, mostly avoid drugs and marijuana
> dress fairly conservatively wear a lot of dress shirts mostly but really enjoy fashion, clothing and the variety of styles people have.
> likes small social gatherings, doesn't enjoy parties
> really into discussing music of all genres and going to concerts
> honest, refuse to let people get away with shit
> dry and dark sense of humor
> interest in vocals and producing music
> love to discuss politics and philosophy
> Loyal to those who I care about, always looking out for everyone.
Ideal girl:
> white
> tall 5'7-5'11"
> is somewhat shy
> enjoys small gatherings but doesn't like to go to clubs or parties
> smart, into discussing shit that matters
> doesn't use any drugs or marijuana
> is sub
> we can laugh at each other's shitty and weird jokes
> isn't clingy
> is open to explore all kinds of music
> is creative, heads in the clouds
> honest
>>23235798
>you meet everything to a T but are white
Fuck this shit, one day.
>>23235798
Just to make the dream worse
>22
>6'6
>White through and through
>Built
>Really dark eyes
>In uni
>Introverted way more then extroverted
>asian fetishist? this a thing?
>Haven't shaved since the first and its going hard
>Gotta catch them all
>Love to travel
>Music is life
>A chick has to compete for my love with my dog
>Why wouldn't you want kids.
>love my job
>very optimistic
>y-you too ;_;
>repulsed by smokers
>know how to dress up when needed
>can be clingy
>who knows?
>I'm the best
>>23236287
You'd so be my dream guy but I don't do drugs at all and I'm not artsy in the slightest. Sucks. Good luck!
Me
>female
>24
>short
>thin
>lots of piercings/tattoos
>pale
>dark hair/eyes
>biology major
>broke as fuck
>major introvert
>into weed/psychedelics
>likes horror shit & anime
>loves the outdoors/nature
>doesn't really drink alcohol much
>doesn't go to bars/parties
>loves naps
>doesn't want kids
>iffy about marriage
>vegetarian
Him
>tall or tallish
>thin (kind of important)
>race doesn't matter but preferably white or Hispanic
>dark hair/eyes (I'm not really that into colored eyes besides brown)
>shaggy hair
>doesn't have to be vegetarian but doesn't care that I am
>doesn't have to be as introverted as I am but it helps
>into weed or doesn't mind if I am
>prefers staying in to going out
>must love animals
>has a job or is going to school
>preferably has a vehicle (I'm not a taxi)
>likes cutesy romantic shit
>willing to put up with my cutesy gestures of love
>loves sex but does NOT obnoxiously identify as 'dom' or 'sub', I'm not into that subculture
>cuddles me a lot
>eats the food I cook
>is into video games or other nerdy shit
>comforts me and hugs me when I'm feeling anxious but doesn't push me to talk about it
>non-religious (mandatory)
>doesn't give a shit about politics
>isn't hasty with feelings (don't tell me you're falling in love with me after talking for 30 minutes on kik)
>decent music taste
>passionate about something, anything
>likes outer space
>can share a comfortable silence with me
>nihilistic to some degree
Yeah that's it I guess. If you think you match I'll send you a message on kik or whatever
>>23236569
Where are you from?
>>23236569
Besides 3 points, I think I fit that description quite well! My kik is frosty.forest if you want to chat and see if we click.
>>23236589
Texas
>>23236608
Any chance that's Dallas? I'm not from there but will actually be down there for work next week.
>>23236569
i fit all except tall, dark hair, and vehicle
>>23236608
and also live on the other side of the world
dangit
Me:
>19/male
>5'8
>black hair
>Curly/wavy depening on length
>Pretty slim
>hispanic/latino
>into fashion
>like anime and video games
>Like to go out and about or stay in
>Currently a neet but going back to work in March
>Usually happy but depressed
>Have a big sense of humor.
>nihilistic
Ideal girl
>Preferably older than me or around my (18-25)
>Taller than me
>Into fashion
>Into or is okay with anime and video games
>Likes to go out and do random shit
>Also likes to stay in from time to time
>has a good sense of humor
>Likes to cuddle
>Nice legs and butt
>Preferably Latino/Hispanic or Asian.
>>23237129
I fit all of those except I'm short. Oh well
skype preferred. don't really use kik as I cannot get it to work. Contact info and other info is in picture.
>>23236569
do you have a skype?
>>23237684
That's cool too. kik or skype?
Me:
>25/m/Indiana
>Interested in video games, programming, D&D, surfing the net, art, cooking
>Total dork. Friendly, but shy initially. I get nervous and flustered easily, and have a tendency to ramble when I get into something. I like gushy romantic stuff a lot, and am quite clingy when I get attached to someone.
>Average build, 5'6", dark brown hair (usually shoulder length, but not currently), glasses
Dream Girl:
>Intelligent and open-minded.
>Enjoys spending time together, and doesn't mind me being clingy (or is clingy herself). >Monogamous.
>Dorky sense of humor.
>Similar hobbies, or willingness to try each others'.
>Dominant or at least a dom-leaning switch. >Likes romantic gestures, cuddling, sweet talk...
>Taller than 5'6" is great.
>Thin, "average", curvy, or even chubby body types are fine, as long as you're healthy and happy.
>I like dark hair and light skin, and have a weakness for glasses.
>As far as style goes, cuteness is great, and I dig stockings/tights.
Pretty flexible about appearance, to be honest. Personality means wayyy more.
>If you're willing to meet up
Not in any particular rush, but willing to whenever we're comfortable, basically.
>Contact info
[email protected]
My dream girl is a submissive slut who preferably dreams of a life of partying and being used and shared. Someone who is a bit depraved and tired of boys who aren't rough or harsh enough with her.
I'd like someone very similar to me so I suppose I'll just list my qualities to kill two birds with one stone.
I'm 20/M/USA
Want 18-21/F/USA
>6ft
>190lbs
>Caucasian
>Blue eyes, brown hair
>Introverted
>Fairly shy. Reserved towards most people.
>Prefer to stay inside playing vidya/tabletop games/reading/watching movies (Vidya is the biggest plus)
>I'd say I'm a geek but I hate that culture. I just do whatever I like to do.
>No partying/drinking
>No drugs
>Don't particularly care for sex, but I'm fine with it as long as it makes the other person happy.
>Want someone that I can take care of and can take care of me.
>I pretty much want a best friend who's also my SO.
>I have an income but don't own a car.
>I think I'm decently fun to be around.
>I'd say I'm fairly smart. I'm programming a video game.
>I can be witty. Good sense of humor.
>I'm caring and nice to people I'm close to.
>I'm a decent cook
>I draw sometimes, am decent at it.
>Organized and clean
>I like animals, open to pets.
>I'm fine with emotional issues and things like that.
You
>Match most of my qualities.
>Thin or average. Chubby is fine but not obese
>I'd prefer if you're shorter than me but doesn't matter.
>Caucasian, Asian or Hispanic/Latino is fine with me
>Are fine that I'm basically an antisocial hermit.
Skype: noopmanu
f/us
this hasnt worked for me but im actually not even mad. its a process finding the ideal. that being said my ideal is pretty simple. he is 24+ tall, healthy, light eyes, no facial hair, likes pc gaming, has goals, isnt a pig, doesnt like skype sex or begs for nudes. dominant, but not a sadist. usa, doesnt matter where. analyzer. intuitive. no addicts thieves or criminals. interested, curious, genuine, honest. clingy. cute. if you fit, post a kik.
>>23236569
jdoe9001 on kik, you've got me pegged to the 't'
>>23238895
curiousity requires a curious subject. All I know is
>f/us
but I'm 23 and 5'8", so none of that other stuff matters, right?
>>23238960
>curiosity requires a curious subject
>>23239045
You maintain standards, you don't think guys that meet your requirements have standards of their own? It's an ominous start to anything that comes of your post. Your ideal guy hasn't even said a word to you and you're already asking for way more than you're putting forward. It's not dominance to provide attention to the needy, so you'll never find what you're looking for by asking like this. Do better next time.
Me:
20/f/philly
>interests
medical things, drawing, drugs, studying about drugs, painting, video games (hotline miami and all the fallouts in particular) i want to learn how to make music
>what i'm like
i'm an anxious person but it doesn't really show. i'm very easy going, but i'm very VERY ambitious and stubborn. if i want something to happen, it'll happen. for example i was pretty fat for a while (170) now im down to 130 which is ok.
>my dream SO (i like girls and guys)
funny, hygienic, likes snuggling/hugging, wants to do something with their life, nice teeth, brown hair, taller than me (i'm 5'3), can hold a conversation well
also bonus if you like the same music as me (industrial hip hop/noise rap)
i don't have a kik, just a skype. bigboobtitboob
sorry if this was a bit all over the place, i'm kinda high
>>23239239
have a pic you'd be willing to share here? Gotta get back in to my skype, forgot my info for it.
Fit pretty much all of your criteria
>>23239092
you dont meet my requirements. curious people do not need fuel. i didnt read the rest because you're trying too hard and its awkward.
>>23238960
>>23239092
>this guy
>>23239270
yeah sure!
Hiya, kids.
Me
>Real name initials is M.M.
>Lives in Maryland
>Aged 22 years
>Is man. M.A.Y.E.N.
>Amateur Musician, produces instrumentals for various hip-hop related genres
>Plays lots of vidya, but is broke
>Loves anime, manga, movies, comics, cartoons, and novels
>African-American(also got some Blackfoot tribe and Ethiopian up in the pot somewhere)
>Artistic, pervy when allowed to be, pro-waffle, corny as fuck
>Diagnosed with Manic-Depression
>Non-religious but open-minded to learning
>Listens to almost every kind of music, except SKA, Polka, Country, and Blood on the Dance Floor
>Demisexual
>Ugly as shit
>Build like chubby lumberjack
>6'2"
>High-school graduate, eventually getting into college
>Quiet in the streets, Wrestler in the sheets
>Virgin by choice
>pic related
Them
>Whatever
>If I like your personality, I'll like you
>Preferably rich though, LOL
>Likes art and/or music
>Sub/not gonna Amber Rose me
Me
>31/m/OH
>6'3, thin. blue/grey eyes
>Two Master's degrees, speak Japanese
>Honest, straightforward, perceptive, affectionate, mature, humorous
>General knowledge sponge, curious about everything
>Connect on a personal level more than through interests, but happy to share them and teach each other new things
>Fantasy/sci-fi, classic existential lit., philosophy
You
>19-28/f/anywhere
>Slenderish, natural look/not big on makeup (not picky about physical attributes beyond this)
>Empathic, honest, loyal, smart, emotionally and mentally stable
>Wants to share about herself with someone who will actually listen and care, not just from thirst
>Somewhat submissive
>Enjoys being appreciated and reciprocating that
>Has experienced personal struggles/suffering but survived intact
Skype: ageha60
Me
25, male, green eyes, brown hair and fair skin.
Interests are mostly literature, artistic movements, anime and manga, retro gaming, American comics preferably independent titles. Jazz and cinema from the surrealist and neorealism movements. I also have a guilty pleasure for all things horror.
I live in England which is pretty much going to be a con here considering other people are from the US and elsewhere here.
Ideal girl:
Black haired
Blue eyes
Pale skin
Strict but knows how to have fun when the time for it comes.
Knowledgeable about the hobbies I like and can hold a decent conversation about them
Taller would be kind of nice but I'm not picky about height.
Likes a good amount of anime and manga and is actually knowledgeable about directors and studios.
Enjoys cuddles
>>23235798
>tfw mexican
>tfw 5'9
Such is life
>>23238895
Tell us a bit about yourself?
>>23238895
See the below. Looks like we'd match up pretty well.
>>23239512
kik: tenkamusou50
>>23239571
I think >>23230081 we'll get along incredibly well together.
>>23238895
You didnt put your age but other then the light eyes, I'm a pretty good fit.
Don't want to post my kik, but my skype is throwaway2211
>>23236569
I have blue eyes and my hair is on the lighter side, but i fit everything else. My kik is kissing_cyanide
>>23239944
And here is my disposable if anyone wants to get in touch.
[email protected]
Female here. I don't care about finding a partner, sexual or romantic. I'm just here to discuss my preferences in an appropriate thread.
Racial ranking:
Lighter North Africans w/ Arab-Berber or predominate Arab phenotype > Arab males > Berber > Other Middle Eastern ethnicities > Southwestern European > Southeastern European > Mixed (general) > Lighter Latinos > Darker Latinos > the rest
Religion ranking:
Christian > Catholic > The rest > Judaism > Buddhism > Islam >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Atheism
>>23239832
on kik
>>23239918
not much into existentialism or philosophy... or the type that utilize both daily. i get really awkward around people to try to sound too deep. see>>23238960
>>23240194
ahh too bad, i dont use skype.
>>23241262
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>23241616
Cool say hi on there then...I'm wutangisforever
Sounds like we'd be a nice match.
>>23239944
Kik? Let's try test your theory haha
>>23241616
My Kik is Swz14, you can add me if you want.
>>23242356
I only use gmail and skype but I'd love to speak with you. Send a mail to my throaway since I don't use kik at all.
I don't think I'll ever find anyone like this.
I'm single again, and feel like a wreck because my last relationship was pretty serious.
Me:
>Late twenties, pansexual, 5'11
>4chan nerd
>Teacher
>Loves sleep, cuddling, kissing, books, photography, vidya, PC building, movies, drawing, walks, debating
>Down to earth mentality
>Don't smoke, drink on occasion
>Virgin to any kind of illegal drug, with no desire to get into anything (including weed)
>Worst vice is sexual deviancy
Ideal mate:
>Would bone/FWB a guy or trap for sure, but I'd want a girl to date
>Curvy/thick figure, 160-180lbs is ideal at around 5'5 to 5'10 height
>Long hair preferred
>loves cats/dogs
>Likes to color hair different things for fun
>Weeaboo/vidya nerd
>Glasses are cute
>Career driven/has a serious plan for life
>Not a lazy fuck when it comes to helping around the house/doing errands
>Would enjoy just relaxing and cuddling in bed from time to time
>Open to sexual experiences
>drug free
Meh, I don't ask for much I guess?
Fuck if I know.
21/M/IRE
>either gender
>switch (sub/dom)
>kinky
>sporty
>lots of hobbies
>cinephile
>Into all forms of art in general
>takes care of her health physically and mentally
>similar music taste
>clingy
>needy
>loving
>likes to cook/spend time in the kitchen with me while I cook
>male
>18-23
>6' or over
>dark hair medium/long length hair, light eyes
>slim-medium build
>no facial hair, stubble is okay
>dominant in bed
>physically affectionate
>likes teasing verbally and physically
>big veiny hands are a plus
>likes animals, art, video games
>will take care of me
>play vidya with me
>must like cuddling and holding hands 24/7
>>23233784
aww man why do u have to be a man
>>23232679
Still around? You sound great. I match. My Kik and Skype are aromeoguy
>>23242420
What's your gmail?
>>23242555
I'm pretty close to all that, mind giving a description of yourself?
>>23236569
Hey, I'm from Texas as well and I fit nearly everything, aside from having blue eyes. My kik is SimplyBelmont23 if you wanna chat.
>>23242569
Sorry senpai
19/M/NY
>female
>black hair is great but others are nice
>can hold her spaghetti
>preferably shorter than me but same height is OK
>knows about current events and can hold a conversation
>Honest, doesn't beat around the bush
>dark sense of humor
>likes to go out but not all the time
>knows when to have fun and when to work
Skype: Gumbased
Me: 6 feet tall white hispanic 22 years old
155 lbs. I go to the gym trying to get to 180-220 lbs. (i used to be 115 lbs. I have a thyroid problem)
I love philosophy, politics, art, adventures, traveling, museums, adventures, and bars (i can dance had lots of gfs who can't). I love to cook.
Her: any age above 18 (perfer my age or older)
Asian, latina, or black
Likes to work out as much as I do or does a sport like soccer, volleyball, softball.
Loves to cook so we can have in home dates. Also, likes to travel and go to museums. Adventurous! (likes to explore cities and countries)
Semi Submissive to me in bed but (optional) fiesty when we have opposing views. Even though you're fiesty we can always compromise.
Independent doesn't need me for help. Very girly, but also a bit tom boyish.
Hour glass figure ideal but i love booty and thick legs small waist. Not a boob guy but a plus. Being bi is a plus. Very sexual.
Lets see what happens haha throw away email
[email protected]
>>23230020
skype?
>>23242723
>18/f
>5'4
>medium/chubby
>brown hair/eyes
>shy, sarcastic, blunt
>submissive
>love giving/receiving physical affection
>can be kinda clingy
>self conscious
>love love love animals
dunno what else to add because i'm bad at this shit
>>23243232
Sounds pretty cute! My skype's frosty.forest if you want to add me and see how well we get along. Kik's the same if you prefer that.
>>23243232
Where do you live?
>>23243271
east coast us
>>23243309
Same here, NY
You?
>>23243315
near DC
>>23243319
Nice, let's chat a bit
Kik or Skype?
>>23243327
leave your kik and i'll add you!
Female
5'4-5'7
Chubby
Glasses
Tattoo's(one or 100)
Piercing's
Long black or brown hair
Dem hips
Loves video games
Comic books
Animals
>>23243346
Gumbase
>>23243352
sounds like me except the long hair, tattoos, and piercings, but i plan on getting the last two in the future!
>female
>5'5" or taller
>brown, blonde, or red hair
>pale skin
>loyal and traditional
>wants to have a family
>likes the outdoors
>has interesting taste in books, music, movies, etc.
>introverted
>>23243387
Is there something wrong? I gave you the right profile. Its cause I'm black right?
>>23243387
Show hair works too. I like the long hair because I have a thing for buns and pony tales. I have a full sleeve and working on the other as well as some leg tats. No piercings though.
>>23243584
short*
>>23243573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTLYmxtaxbk
Me
>f/18
>4'11
>90 lbs
>dark blonde hair, almost long
>submissive
>loves puppies!!
>plays instruments, draw a lot, also majorette
>i fit with most people but im shy
>like to put on makeup :)
Them
>older and taller
>lipstick lesbian ya feel
>more dominant, dont have to be an extrovert
>likes puppies also
>wants to cuddle
>likes makeup too
>chill
theres literally no girls here that are bi/lesbian but if you are add me pls im lonely
>>23243593
Nice
>>23243643
You should state you are looking only for grills
>>23243584
i mean my hair is long enough so i can put it up, but yeah i know what you mean. i always wanted to design my own sleeves and i want to get my lip pierced in the future! do you have any contact? i'd love to talk to you more c:
>>23243573
>>23243593
>>23244041
Panthors2ndChin is my kik.
I'm down to chat about whatever. Pretty much whenever.
>>23226369
Female
I like women of all sizes and ethnicities. If it fits well it fits. She should be mature when it comes down to the serious things life may present her, but still young at heart and enjoying everything life has to offer. Gray areas are nice, not too clingy but not too distant. Not a push over or stubborn. Somewhere in the middle is always nice. The biggest thing is that she knows a lot about who she is and what she wants from the world and from herself. Also it would really be cool if she rides a motorcycle or is willing to learn
>>23244041
Skype/Kik is gumbased
>>23230093
Sorry to be that person and I'm sure you're long gone but it's worth a shot.
Got kik? I'm without skype
Looking for and uk girl who likes to be eaten out.
Me: 21/M
Love eating pussy,
6ft2
Chubby
Me:
>24/M/CT
>Undergrad
>Work out
>Live alone
>Ambivert
>Into anime
>Chill
Her:
>20-26
>Within reasonable distance
>Busty
>Artistic
>Passionate
>Likes space
>Cuddler
>>23232679
so sad you're so far away, though just out of curiosity, what's camping like in the states?
>>23236177
got skype??
>>23243126
renewedlithium
Them
>gay/bi male
>18-25ish
>Likes the same videogames as me (dark souls and mmos and crap)
>dominant personality, but also very caring and protective
>doesnt look too fat in clothes, fine if he has some chub
>maybe a little kinky
>not a requirement but an enormous dong/balls would be awesome
Me
>19, gay male
>lil chubby but I look average in clothes
>play fucktons of videogames
>kind of submissive
>feminineish
>loves cuddling
>apathetic college student
>kind of needy/starved for romantic attention
kik: imhotontheinside
>>23228567
You sound perfect.
>>23244635
yeah: mghotmail.com
M/26/WA
kik: warhollives
Am I the only person who never had a dream girl growing up? I've never been picky. I have certain "archtypes" of women that gives people brownie points with me but I wouldn't turn down someone who didn't have them.
Type 1: Unique Beauty
Women whom most people overlook because they aren't conventionally attractive or have odd features. These women often think they are ugly but I adore them. I see them all the time in those "ugly" topics on here.
Type 2: Dark Hair, Slim
Your Anne Hathaways, Krysten Ritters, Alison Brie, etc.
Type 3: Quirky or odd/silent.
Either someone who is extremely manic, hipster or quirky (Zooey Deschanel) or incredibly odd, quiet (Audrey Plaza).
Type 4: Gamer or Media geek
Someone who is a shut in or adores/consumes media like gaming or anime. Whose idea of an amazing time is a weekend indoors with tons of junk food and blankets.
>>23226369
Me
>Straight male
>20
>Hair down to my waist
>7" tall
>117kgs last time i weighed myself
>9" dick
>slightly to moderately dominant
>Sadistic a/f
>Excessively kinky
Them
>18-22ish
>Submissive
>as sadistic as me
>Approves of polygamy
>as kinky or kinkier than me
>not allergic to latex
Looking for an obedient lady with which to enjoy torturing masochists with
If you don't like the things i like, thats ok, training will fix that
Never posted before! (pic unrelated) Here goes..
Me:
>F/19/Pacific Northwest
>art school student + employed
>frequently deemed the "wise friend"
>giggles stupidly
>5'2", chubby w/ decent bust
>long & dark hair, pale-tan skin
>been told I'm pretty?
>charismatic introvert
>intelligent, respectfully debates
>semi-regular night owl
>loves learning about new ideas/places/things
>flexible
>sometimes witty, sometimes bad puns
>hippie upbringing
>nonreligious
>has overcome depression
>cuddles are the best
>drinks on occasion
>messy perfectionist
>dreams of travel
>family gal, someday in the far off future
>cats are nice
>demisexual (aka I'll fuck you if I love you)
>sort-of virgin
>tendency to ramble
You:
>Male
>18+
>Communicative & attentive
>Passionate about something; will blabber about it to me
>Wide world view
>Generally stable, whether school/job/good head on your shoulders (all three would be swell)
>Gives good hugs
>Any ethnicity, any body type (except morbidly obese)
>Will know how to care for someone
>Nonreligious, or quietly religious
>Able to meet at some point
>Not racist, can accept that I'm a leftist/feminist
TLDR; has interests, is not oatmeal or satan
Bonuses:
>veiny hands
>funny in some type of way
>north american
>dorks out at cute internet animals
>emotionally articulate
>bear-mode is hnngh
Together:
-cooking & sharing foods
-teach me about favourite vidya and music?
-build a secret hideaway in the woods
-sometimes venture out into the world, only to retreat to the couch for movie time
-cute cuddles as fuck
-tickle me maybe?
Contact info:
Reply with your Skype please!
If you're really opposed to that for whatever reason, you can shoot me an email at my spam account, [email protected]
(my primary email and skype are my full name, unfortunately)
>>23231930
contact info? : D DDD
>>23247026
you sound pretty cool, my skype is bugoonaru
>>23247026
Hey hope you're still on. I fit most of what you're looking for cvwrestler928 m26
>>23247026
>able to meet at some point
:(
You sound perfect
>>23247026
Sent you an email.
me:
> FtM/22/USA
> Short and fat
> some half asian bullshit
> Likes that social science bullshit
> play video games
> wants to learn the accordion
> general interests that i cant think of rn
dream girl:
> outgoing and smart
> good with discussions
> also good with quiet moments
> taller than me (shorter or same height is chill too)
> relaxed
> nice face
>>23247026
if only I wasnt morbidly obese.
>>23247509
>if only I wasn't morbidly obese
Stop complaining and go fix it, you pussy. You're fat because you can't stop eating, you make it sound like you were born fat. I fucking hate people like you.
>>23241262
Can i ask for your ethnicity? Just curious
me:
>18/f/wa
>vulgar and offensive humor
>like philosophy, psychology, biology, politics ,hiking,longboarding,anime,music,fishing. vidya
>im chubby,losing weight.
dream guy:
>17-25y.o
>skinny or chubby. guy that can lift me up is hot.
>nerdy,smart,spiritual is always nice. weird,and asshole humour. and likes alot of kinky sex.
>>23247026
skype is averagetrombone
>>23242460
Where are you located?
YOU:
>female
>very clingy
>likes to stay inside
>introverted
>loves cuddles
>and birds
>either passionate about something or depressed enough to have an excuse
>chubby girl best girl
ME:
>25 male
>history dude
>clingy
>sense of humor
>completely faceblind
>passionate about some things, extremely apathetic about everything else
>popular socially somehow
>utterly calm
I am leaving my skype right here: mr.bubbles6838
>>23245419
Thanks. Not perfect, but I'd like to think I'm doing pretty well. How can I say hello?
>>23248986
>>23245419
Or actually probably easier if you just add my kik, it's wutangisforever
>>23247476
Awe, well why don't you message me anyways and perhaps we could sort that out?
Me: 22/M/South UK, 6'3 average build, have a good job and learning to drive.
YOU:
>Don't mind body type, chubby is good though
>Prefer tall(ish)
>Long hair
>Independent
>Have a job
>Dominant
>Good sense of humour
>Witty/intelligent
>Logical
>Likes sport
>Likes cooking/wants to cook with me
>Likes nights in watching Netflix/playing games
>Wants to go exploring the country
>Kind, honest, caring
>>23236444
well those are not a must.
Please elaborate
>I want a tall rich chad even though I'm ugly
>I want a super hot girl that's also a virgin
Threads are fucking creepy m8
>>23250522
You got it all wrong, I actually want an emotionally unstable freak in bed.
>dead serious.
>>23250550
Just to add one for shits.
Her
>short
>age is whatever
>not obese
>emotionally unstable
>daddy issues
>works or goes to school
>wants to cuddle a lot
>loves affection
>sub
>vidya
>anime is cute
>long hair
Me
>Tall as fuck
>23
>built.
>savior complex
>super affectionate
>good job, go to school
>loves cuddling
>super dark eyes, and hair
>super nerd
>little weeb(can hold a conversation about it, but doesn't watch it religiously anymore)
>loves to just drive around alone.
I know you exist girl, I know you're here right now. Let me save you.
Him:
>19-24
>over 5'7
>thin, fit, or average
>preferably asian, but not a dealbreaker if not
>enjoys vidya and books
>likes to go out, but also likes to stay in and binge watch netflix
>intelligent, but not know-it-all
>will let me be submissive
>not extremely horny, but willing to play
>kinky, but no too kinky
>not clingy
>>23250810
I suppose I should add details about myself.
Me:
>19
>5'4
>white, red (dyed) hair, tattoos, piercings
>vidya, reading, netflix
>submissive
>low to medium libido
>computer nerd
>>23250828
I fit that to perfection. I wasn't going to post because nothing comes from this sort of thing and I look at /soc/ twice a year at most.
>>23250854
I'm the same, /soc/ is on and off with me. Kik?
>>23250828
>>23250810
I match a lot of your descriptions, here's my gmail >>23240487
>>23250854
I guess since I posted I should probably follow the thread's guidelines:
Me:
> 20
>5'11
>Muscular type of fit, not thin
>Workout everyday or every other day, because hard college hard degree
>White, Blue eyes Brown hair
>Videogames: Dark souls, Fallout, Dragon age, hopefully the DIvision, but not in college
>Played WoW and Tibia when I was younger
>Many, many books but not while in college
>Sociall: Party with many, many different groups. rarely the same twice in a row. Everyone is always inviting me so I choose at random
>1/3rd of of weekends spent partying, 1/3 for "me" time, 1/3rd for studying
>Everyone says I'm very intelligent, but I've never claimed it. Although people say that simply getting into the school I go to makes me one of the geniuses. I don't think so, I think everyone has at least 1 thing they're a genius at.
>Really, really dominant in bed and outside of it, but I'm always respectful to everyone. Not a "my way or no way" type of guy, just that I don't accept being walked on unless it's for another person.
>Computer nerd. Computer Science Major. Love programming.
>Kinky but I stay out of taboo.
>Most intense libido you will ever see, however only on the weekends or days where I have time off. I don't let it get in the way of just having normal fun though, that's important in a relationship.
>Not clingy, although I burn bridges pretty quickly if I don't see a future with the person. I hate wasting my time on women who aren't compatible with me.
Her:
>Red hair, blue, green, or grey eyes
>White, pale
>4-6 inches shorter than I am.
>Intricate, complex, or beautiful tattoo or 2.
>Nerd, but social
>Has enough relationship experience to see the future pretty quickly, to be mature about a relationship and know how to keep the basics working (i.e. not cheat, not start pretty fights, etc)
>submissive, medium libido
>Willingness to keep me in check
>Moderate to high intelligence, however very observant (because I'm not)
And there you go.
>>23250866
Sorry, don't have a kik because nobody around me uses it. And I don't really feel a need to pursue anyone right now, but good luck out there. Maybe this guy >>23250903 will suit you
btw I'm >>23250854
>>23250927
Switched from phone to laptop.
Her:Has to be into conservative politics, preferably into funs, anime, and vidya. Hopefully likes to cook, has to like Kanye West, a vote for him in 2020 is certainly a plus. Prefers cats to dogs, preferably extremely clingy. Would be okay with long distance, has to be okay with me voting for trump this year.
kik: Ballsy_McGee
Me:
>F/18/USA
>Haitian (Not so dark skinned)
>Brownish rust orange hair
>Glasses
>5'5.5
>155 pounds but losing
>Student
>Humours and will try to continuously crack bad knock knock and cringe jokes once you get to know me
> Very hard to crack but once I am used to people I am really smooth
> Clingy(ish)
> Love to dance
> Anime and Korean Dramas are my
> Vidya, Music, Watching movies and TV, and talking walks is how I spend my time
>Love being taught new things
> Messy Perfectionist
>Nonreligious
>tend to ramble
Him:
Taller than me would be nice but, I don't care too much
Passionate and has hobbies that I too can enjoy with him and he loves rambling about them
Older than me
Weight as well isn't an issue but obese
Looks aren't big of an issue
(Basically I am not so picky)
Won't mind sweet talk and pet names
He can talk out his issues with me and so can I
Good listener
Watching shows together and he comments almost every minute.
Good communicator
Can make fun of me
Goofy
Loves reading
>>23251031
And after going through this thread i'm way too vague. So I guess i'll rework it.
Me:
M/20/Florida
White
Black hair, brown eyes.
5'11
260
Will finally hopefully if everything goes as planned be in college next year.
Vulgar, terrible person.
Heavily conservative or neutral opinions.
Want to get a career in politics.
Kinda clingy, I guess.
Weeb as fuck. (imagine a weeb congressman/governor, that'd be bomb af right?)
quietly religious
Her:
Shorter. Preferably 3 inches or more.
Should also be conservative, or neutral. Should at least be understanding of opposing views.
Age/weight/appearance doesn't really matter.
Loves to cook, shoot the shit about politics or music, still has to like Kanye.
Preferably kinky to the extreme.
Should really like Netflix originals (this doesn't matter. Just watch house of cards with me)
Should be alright with long distance stuff, and has to be clingy.
>>23251072
+Florida
>>23251072
UF?
>>23251175
Kik: EscapetheTae
I'm going to sleep soon but, hi
>>23251191
Huh. I just messaged you from a different thread.
Well alright then.
>>23251188
As in University of Florida? Not there.
Me
>Twenty-Three | California
>Im a fatty
>Anime ,cosplay ,conventions
>I travel a lot
>School and work currently
>volunteer ESL tutor
>painting and drawing
>bake a lot
>420
>i like to laugh
Guy
>Twenty-Three and up
>has common interest in hobbies
>Open minded
>kind
I honestly dont know else id put
haha
skype is Sailor_natalie
dream SO
>male or female or whatever else, i don't care
>pretty face
>soft hair
>nice eyes
>similar taste, but not exactly the same
>some shared interests, but also independent things they like doing
>patient
>affectionate
>gentle
>okay with not going out all the time
>asexual or low libido
>down to cuddle a lot
>smokes pot, will occasionally trip with me
>doesn't drink often
me
>5'2
>fat but working on it (60+ lbs down~)
>very long curly brown/slightly reddish hair
>grey/blue eyes
>freckles
>neet at the moment, but looking for a job
>lazy, but not gross. well groomed and maintains a relatively tidy household
>artistic
>into anime
>into some vidya (casual as fuck though)
>likes tabletop gaming
>kinda needy emotionally, I just need a lot of reassurance
>quiet often
>mostly a homebody
>virgin, sex is intimidating and not something I am interested in at this point
Me:
>18/m/Florida
>White
>Bi
>5'9
>215lbs, but have lost around 30~ pounds so far and still going (albeit slowly)
>Student
>Art (mostly drawing, but am trying to get into music more)
>Vidya (Mother 3, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Dragon's Dogma, and Warframe to name a few)
>Sarcastic
>Shy extrovert, can be awkward at times but I can hold conversations
>Enjoys learning about others
>Empathetic
>Can be somewhat clingy
Her/Him:
>No older than 21
>Can communicate when there are problems
>Shows interest in what I'm doing
>Loves to talk and listen
>Similar interests of either vidya, art, or both
>Looks don't entirely concern me, just not obese
>Somewhat clingy
>Honest
>Open-minded
>Ambitious/Goal-Oriented
>>23230049
my contact info isn't there though lmao
or did you see it in another thread?
:( sorry if i ignored you!! it probably wasn't on purpose, I add almost everyone!!! :D
>>23251574
>>23228610
I fit pretty much NEARLY everyone one of those except I can't really play an instrument my contact is >>23240487
i'm not able to do a lot since i have lupus and nerve damage from brain surgeries, but on the days i feel good i love just getting up and going to random places, no destination in mind.
not sure if it's because i've normally been denied it so often, but i just love doing normal, every day things, no matter what, and believe you can make it into an adventure somehow. some days i can wake up around 3 am and want to do something spontaneous, like drive across the state, take a train ride, etc.
i'd just love to find someone that i could do those things with, i guess. i'm extremely pessimistic at times but can also be strangely optimistic? dream person would have to be able to put up with those pessimistic moments, i guess.
i'd probably be a little hesitant to meet up but if people are genuinely interested in talking, i'd be down.
tl;dr: sorry for blog, don't care what you look like as long as you're not extremely malnourished or too over weight, dress nice and smell good, have aspirations for their life and be willing to go on adventures with me and put up with the days i'm forced to stay in bed.
>>23244128
I hope this doesn't disappear, my kik is bloodywallets.
>>23251574
My Kik is swz14. This was my post.
>>23231930
>>23251880
I wanna be friends with you so bad
Please tell me you have kik
I'd like a woman who was adventurous in bed. Who could take the role of dom and sub
A woman who loves to hug. (Oddly enough, that is really difficult to find)
Whos roughly my age (22)
Enjoys simple things like driving around on a weekend night near Christmas time to see pretty Christmas lights,
Isn't afraid to work for a living
And most importantly, has an open mind for music because I can't stand when I'm enjoying whatever music I'm listening to and my partner is just bored
>Male, 22-30
>At least 5'8
>Not super skinny or fat, average is fine and a bit of muscle a plus
>White or asian
>Educated, has goals
>Loyal, affectionate, honest, intelligent
>Basic fashion sense at minimum
>Decent hair
>Likes to go out but also can stay indoors too just spending time together
>Likes to cook
>Not religious
>Bonus if shared interests
Me
>F, 21
>5'3, average weight
>White/latin
>Dark eyes, long dark hair, olive skin
>Educated
>Into film (especially thrillers), photography, fashion and other artsy stuff
>A bit shy/awkward at first but loosen up easily
>Love cats
>Enjoy taking care of myself
>Love learning new stuff
>Loyal, affectionate, honest, intelligent
>>23252515
You sound awesome to be around. You got kik?
>>23252515
what're you looking for out of this person...
kik me?
tfw no qt online gf to have behind my wifes back
>>23252829
Please die slowly.
>>23232679
>>23247026
i might fit
kik is razzaislove
or skype is raptor-jeezus.
message me on either if you like :3
>>23252515
This is me. Kik is wtbgf
>>23250810
>19-24
21 in a few months, boom.
>Over 5'7
...fk
>Thin, fit, or average
I'm there.
>Pref Asian
Does SE Asian count?
>Enjoys Vidya and Books
I need more books. No money though, but I prefer actual paperbacks over ebooks. Life is tough.
>Likes to go out, but also likes to stay in and binge watch Netflix
I haven't binged Netflix in a while. Mostly kissanime stuff recently
>Intelligent, but not know-it-all
I'd like to think so, but to just outright say "YES" seems kind of dickish.
>Will let me be submissive
>Not extremely horny but willing to play
>Kinky but not to kinky
All of these. Yes. Though, of course, discussion would be needed as to what exactly you're saying here.
>Not Clingy
Here I was planning out a wedding already. ;P
>>23226369
>female
>18 or over
>is into mmorpgs or some vidya, likes animals, is generally interested in talking to me, loving to cuddle is an absolute must, must be patient and understanding, smokes weed or appreciates weed.
>Likes nature and likes walking/forests.
>Preferably a big butt but not a requirement at all.
>Cutesy
Some shit about me:
>21 male
>I play MMORPGs and some MOBAs/FPS games, studying business & IT, like reading/watching movies, also languages. I have loads more but you'll learn about them as you get to know me :)
>I listen to rap but I can listen to pretty much everything.
>I write poetry/paint/write rap lyrics but never release them.
>I'm 1m90 (6'2-6'3), skinny, big hands, pretty deep voice
>I work as a voice actor on the side and I'm currently making a game with a friend.
If you're interested in talking to me at all just add me on the following:
Kik:cam0theape
Skype: yuehanbagel
Steam: Profile/ThePostalManTopKek
Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/codeinesceneking
>>23230093
That's actually a pretty good description of a dream 'girl'. Kudos.
Me:
>Quiet
>Nerdy in my interests, even when it ends up embarrassing me.
>Life is video games. Literally, going into game design and programming.
>Gigantic science nerd (biology, chemistry, physics, etc with a deepening interest in quantum physics).
>I've been told I look a little intimidating and I blame it on upbringing.
>Actually nervous about bothering people with my problems.
>Enjoy writing, okay cook, and learning to draw.
>Always looks for the best in people.
>Disgusted by lying, I abhor dishonesty.
>I have told the truth where it could get me in trouble with the law.
>Admittedly a little clingy but trying to improve.
>Still holding onto vestigial 'tough guy' shit from being raised in druggy-ville where mom's jewelry was just so pretty.
>Still feeling bad about that shit.
>Not that bad though.
>Hey, I can cook, clean, manage money, kinda sorta fight, Badic engineering experience and I'm getting one o' them fancy shmancy degrees, right?
Her:
>Tough girl with a heart of gold.
>Not 'fake' tough like barking at the manager of McDonalds.
>More like has probably choked a bitch tough.
>I'm a sucker for alternative styles.
>Preferably someone I'll eventually crash with because I'm raised on 21st century breakdown morals (skater punks, stealing from druggy mom, non hipster torn jeans).
>Beatnick lifestyle love.
>Open-minded, as I would be.
>Able to take the initiative for my sorry ass.
>Seriously, I need someone to help me get my shit together sometimes.
>See >>23230093 for good unspecified reference.
Hopefully I didn't include any really hard specifics because I know I'm not the best judge of exactly what I want.
>>23255721
I switched to my computer, so the id's are different.
How tall are you? Height isn't a deal breaker unless you're shorter than me (5'4).
Yes, any Asian counts.
I also enjoy anime, so you have that going for you.
Contact info? If you email or kik, that would be easiest
>>23256588
Also,
>Confidence.
I looove a girl who is fearless, like she doesn't give a shit about life. Eyes half lidded in boredom. I do like a 'little' bit of expectation from a girl. Just a generous expectation. I'm still kind of a lowly street walker sometimes.
>>23256648
I'm on the upper end of 5'4" and the lower end of 5'5". Might be near 5'6" now, can't really remember.
I've got an email cause I'd prefer not to parade my kik around on here openly. If we hit it off, we'll see where it goes from there?
[email protected]
>>23236177
all that's me.
21 - f - USA
>>23256195
Can't find your kik :/
Me:
21, Quiet, Into gaming, Writing, Art, Hiking, Just Adventuring at most.
Really anxious when it comes to most things.
Clingy, Jealous.. I don't really have my life sorted out but, I'm in a semi good place..
Him:
21-24
Be understanding.. Also like art.. tall (I'm 5'2), just being able to hold me and tell me it'll be okay is all I want at times.
Someone who can just laugh at dumb stuff.
Be completely passionate about something or even nothing at all.
>>23256805
contact?
>>23256805
yuck, you sound like a total ward case and horrible gf, extremely attached and stuff, i'd hate to be your bf
I just want a girl to shitpost and hang out with and watch movies
It would be a bonus if she shared shitty nerd hobbies with me like classic Star Trek and card games
[spoiler]Never ever[/spoiler]
She
>Very giving and supportive. (Plays my video game as per my instructions while i go take a leak, Googles things for me,..)
>Passionate about cooking.
>Love as 1st or 2nd life aspiration, believes in fusional love, wants to spend 5+ hours with me everyday.
>Thinks everything would be better if people just treated each other a little bit better, believes it's possible for people to be good if they really set their mind to it.
>Open-minded, non-judgemental
>Enjoys the arts, enjoys being crafty
>Knows basic handy skills, such as changing a lightbulb.
>Has atleast some intellectual interests, doesn't mind going philosophical and talking about "what if's"
Me
>human trash
>>23256805
Well. You sound about like what I'd hope for my wife to be when getting married. Throw your contact info my way. Send me an email on my just recently random generated inbox. We can talk and what not. [email protected]
>>23256805
This is totally me. My post is up here >>23244294
Send me a message! Kik: Shishi724
>>23256805
skype is propane.accessories
You sound like someone I'd get along well with.
Dream girl:
Cute Asian/White female
Around 19
Likes to play vidya. Mostly Nintendo stuff, both new and old.
Not sure how I feel about talking to the same person every day all day, so preferably we'd be in some sort of group chat with friends
Working/studying something
Down to earth and chill but can still motivate me to work on things when I'm distracted
Competitive would be nice
Me:
>20/F/South Florida
>Lipstick lesbian (if you're male pls just don't talk to me)
>Brazilian
>Wears heeled shoes and high-waisted pants 90% of the time
>5'3'
>Sweet, extroverted, playful
>IR/Polisci double major, minor in physics
>Loves animu and vidya
>Cosplayer
>Slightly dominant
Her:
>Around my age, I can go as low as 18 or as old as 26 I think.
>Body type and height don't matter but I'm a sucker for thin pale girls
>Also lipstick lesbian
>Has a dark aesthetic goin' on
>Extroverted, loves to talk to me and share stories with me
>Can talk to me about anything
>Likes the same animu/vydia as me
>Will battle me in pokemon and cosplay with me
>Can have deep conversations about Stuff and Things
>Smart and dorkycute
>Slightly submissive
>>23256805
you're very cute. But I don't know where you're from?
24/m/canada. I can post skype if you want
>>23256767
Add me :+)
>>23246301
>>>23258563
Any other means of contact?
dream guy:
28-35+~
english or american
patient
respectful
wise
funny
wants to text chat on skype this minute for awhile
>>23258778
I'm 24.
>>23258787
what did you study in uni or where do you work
>>23258727
is kik preferred over skype?
>>23258790
>>23258778
You seem like an insane cunt. He says 24, you instantly ask what he studies or the job he has.
>is I need a man that will buy me stuff and support me so I can be a useless cunt.
>>23258848
you're a well adjusted human i'm sure you'll find what you're looking for
>>23258851
Just ironic, honestly would be even more sad if you said you were 21. Which probably is the case.
>>23258858
not only are you disgustingly wrong in your judgement but i'm second hand embarrassed that you're spewing your autism in this thread
quit posting dork
Me
>19
>Software engineer student
>5'5
>blue eyes blonde hair
>average body
>love to adventure
>dream is to travel the world
>into anime
>nonreligious
>virgin
>straight
>Florida
>video games
dream girl
>my height or shorter maybe slightly taller
>adventurous
>nonreligious
>straight
>cute face
>into anime
>mentally stable
>>23234230
I sound close to you, or my dream girl sounds close to you?
>>23258865
>posts dream guy
>dream guy is successfully and smart
>doesn't post any info about self at all
>instantly asks a dude about his stability
>argues with anon after she's called out for being a cunt
>I'm autistic
You caught me.
>>23258727
I've only got a flip phone and running android emulators crashes my computer...
email? Kek
>>23258944
I'm sorry, it's late and contact tag never gets anywhere. My skype is whois.this, and you can email me at [email protected] if that's what you'd like
cheers
>>23258778
Where are you from? 28 and from the UK, here.
>>23259016
like the above person im not playing contact tag bye
Dream guy:
Tall
Dark, messy hair
Any eye colour
A bit of stubble
Slim
Fairly fit
Kinky and willing to experiment
Ideally bisexual and open to polyamouroury
Sweet and caring
Not too clingy but always happy to talk
Pokes fun at me and is happy to take it back
And the absolute most important thing is a good sense of humour
My dream girl would be short,
Ginger
Blue or green eyes
Fit
Kinky
Bisexual
Funny
Has a nice bum
Doesn't wear loads of makeup or fake tan
Dream guy:
Appearance part:
>Medium length hair, but if it suits him it's fine
>Slim or average build. I do think this is important.
>Not too tall anywhere from 5"7/170 cm to 5"9/175 cm is great. I don't like looking like a midget, but I'm not really strict with this
>Skin, hair or eye colour doesn't matter to me.
>I like guys with glasses
>Decent hygiene
>19 years or older
>Open-minded and kind Doesn't threat people worse because they are "lower" than him. Open to new ideas and things
>Likes to discuss topics and theories and thinking about philosophical questions.
>Adventurous likes going out, trying new things (going on the highest rollercoaster, sky diving or eating a new type of food or going partying with me)
>Doesn't get too romantic or says I love you too easily. I don't want to shove my love life into everyone's face or hear I love you like it's saying hello i want to feel like it's actually earned.
>A bit sexually experienced.
>Smart, can teach me something
>Lives near the Amsterdam region
Me:
> Female
>19 years old
>Petite 5"3 or 160 cm and about 110 lbs 50 kg
>Shoulder length black hair, brown eyes, Tan skin.
>Dutch/ Indonesian mixed
>IT student
>Live on my own
>According to people I have a good sense of humour and and am nice to converse with.
>Lazy and always late (This is a terrible part of my personality trying to work on it)
>Likes going out, but staying in is fine too. I'm actually pretty shy at first.
>Loves reading and learning about things and watching movies or documentaries
>I cosplay like a fucking weeb. Of course I like games and anime.
Well you don't necessarily have to contact me, since I prefer my meeting to have a better story. You can also just be friends with me at first (girls allowed too). It was just really nice to write this all down.
>>23259068
Shit, this was all me until the Amsterdam part
>tfw no qt grill to cosplay with
>>23248295
What's your preferred method of contact?
I'd love to chat 19/M/CA
>>23259068
Hi you.
I fit the bill, too bad I just had my hair cut short literally 2 hours ago.
These are always fun to do.
Here's a little about me.
-male
-19
-I reside in northern California.
-I'm 6'6"
-technically a ginger, but my hair has darkened over the years.
-slim, some would say skinny.
-musician, I've played guitar for four years.
-casual gamer, game designer
Her
-preferred height of 6'+ but that's unrealistic.
-slim to slightly chubby.
-musician or artist
-gamer grill, willing to play League of Legends with me.
-Also Ginger
-green eyes, blue eyes.
-lives in northern California
-not a pot head
-interested in the reason behind the disappearance of planes and ships in the Bermuda Triangle.
-likes stargazing/campING
-down to cuddle
-slightly clingy but gives me space
-enjoys pda and holding hands.
Reply if you think this is you, or close to you.
>>23258342
I'm just assuming MtFs are out of the question? >w<
Otherwise I fit every part.
>>23259077
Dw Anon you can probably find one at your local animecon. I wouldn't mind chatting. Post kik?
>>23259110
Would love to see what it looks like. Kik?
>>23259068
If only you were living close to me, aside from the height (and I only sometimes wear glasses) that would be me.
I'm pretty sure you can easily find someone like that, your ideals are reasonable and not too exaggerated
me
>25
>5'9
>athletic
>white passing hispanic
>college drop out but will for sure go back after saving some money
>welder
>into board sports
>music: the drums, beach fossils, tame impala, mgmt, trevor something
>movies: oslo august 31st, a perfect world, shotgun stories, last flight of the navigator, 90s action comedies like The Last Boy Scout
her
>preferably some race mix of white-latina-asian
>5'6-5'10
>slim
>isn't culturally illiterate
>rather upper class
>good family
>introvert but not socially inept
>naturally kind
>upbeat, happy, optimistic, fun
>likes outdoors
>good with kids
>likes animals
>no drugs
>hasn't had more than 5 dicks in her, 5 is pushing it
>barely any selfies on her instagram
>can stay silent for at least 5 minutes
>won't ask me what I did at work
>knows her way around a kitchen
>will work part time or stay at home
>>23259591
Add me, alex.4.you
