I want to fuck a mom.
How do
I'm only 18 so no bars
>>23140949
Dudeeeeee same. I would attempt to seduce my friend's mom but she recently got a boyfriend
>>23140949
Like a mom old enough to be your mom? Or just a mom in general?
>>23140984
Older woman / milf
A woman who can navigate the bedroom as well as I can
>>23141002
alright so what you're saying is, you're looking for pic related
>>23141011
Beat me to it la
>>23141002
P sure she died already. Only virgin mother I know of.
>>23141011
honestly p. much
honestly though an older woman would be so nice, girls my age don't know shit
I feel like I've got the body to get e'm, I just don't know where to go
Clubs,I met a few off of whisper but they were chubby with zero personality.
>>23141002
Navigate the bedroom as well as an 18 year old. Christ. That made me laugh!
>go to supermarket
>head over to veggie section
>look for milf
>go next to milf holding cucumber
>stroking cucumber and going mmmm
>put cucumber on top of veggies near milf even if it's not the right place where all of the cucumbers are
>say i'll be waiting and just walk off
>look on craigslist for any missed connection posts
put some flunitrazepam in your mum's tea m8
