Which kind of girl are you?
Depends on the size of the cock. If its too big I have to pisition myself like the second picture.
>>23104915
this
>>23104915
*Position
What?
>>23104915
Dated a girl with a gigantic pussy, she was always shoving all sorts of things in there and she would be the pose on the left.
Each girl I've fucked since then has been pose on the right, and I think it's very awkward
>>23104930
#HumbleBrag
>>23104930
It is awkward, and its much harder to hold this pose. Usually after a while I grab pillows and shove them under my stomach to hold the same angle but it feels less weird. Maybe offer your partners pillows? Or hold them up around their waist and relieve some of the pressure? Orrrr angle yourself to where you are thrusting downward and not just straight in.
>>23104882
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>>23104947
> people having sex
FUCKING NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT RRRE-
oh hold on I lost my way, I'm off to /r9k/ sorry ;_;
>>23104973
hi maxim
>>23104970
Which one is harder to hold? The left pic?
>>23104989
No the right. It feels better than getting pounded in all the wrong places but its less comfortable to hold yourself like that. The left is easy peasy but incredibly painful if cock is very big.
>>23104986
not me and i have a tinder makeout date nigguh
>>23105001
everyone who does a ;_; emoticon reminds me of you
enjoy your date, my friend
i think you're cool
>>23105001
I'd make out with you if you didn't get a fat face. You used to be hawt.
I see the 9gag watermark op
>>23105006
y u trollin and framing me in every thread then gaww ;_;
>>23105010
ha but i've always had a chub face, it was just better hidden with lighting, and not smiling
>>23105034
Ehhh. Your cheek bones used to seem much more profound or something I'm talking like years ago when trips were a thing. Idk. Its more round now. I would probably still make out with you honestly, but I wouldn't be very excited about it.
>>23105049
A dick is a dick after all, am I right?
>>23105034
hey this is the first thread in which i've called you out
>>23105057
A dick is a dick is a dick.
>>23105049
its just a trick models use (not that i'd consider myself one, faaar from it) that at the end of the day when your face holds the least water retention you suck in your cheeks.
this was kind of recent ago, usually they're bloated as fuck. i wouldnt normally post this since it looks pretentious as fug.
but thank you, if you're female it would probably make my week if you actually did and weren't scared of me ;o;
>>23105093
I am no man. I'm a little disappointed that you were faking the whole time but o well. Can you suck your cheeks in like that while we make out? Does that clock make bird noises?
>>23105133
sheesh, i'm scared i won't even be worthy now ;_;
you better have big lips to be this picky
not anymore, it hasnt worked for over a decade while being stuck in the same position as back to the future, srsly
>>23105065
thanks
does anyone here have battletoads
>>23105206
I have both on my Wii.
Also, my girlfriend is the right. :(
>>23105170
Good. Birds are creepy. Also my lips are big-ish. They dont look fake or gross or anything though.
>>23105232
Congrats on your small gf and/or above average sized cock.
>>23105232
#HumbleBrag
>>23104915
Damn my cock is huge but left is so much sexier. Actually right is still really damn hot but the baggy clothed pic doesn't do it justice
>>23105300
#NotSoHumbleBrag
>>23105271
bad girl! birds are good. you must be one with nature to appreciate these cute aviary creatures. you must be one with the earth whisperer to appreciate these ancient dinosaur transcendants.
i am bird person, m-morty
a-also, would you post a your lips? for science? o///o
>>23105232
o...
that feel when no gf
>>23105314
I can't handle the feet. Precisely because 2jurassic4me.
>>23105310
#onpointcommentary
>>23105375
its not fairrrrrrrr
ahhhh i'm gonna kiss! watch out!
>>23105232
>>my girlfriend is the right. :(
>Place hand on small of back and start pushing down.
>When she goes to move forward instead of down, curl other hand around hip bone and pull back so her ass stays snug up against you and she gets the idea and arches.
>Shallow strokes to start; either fast right from the get go or medium speed accelerating up to fast in short order.
>Continue rapid shallow strokes for a bit to give her enough chance to relax and get into it (do this for a little longer than you think you need to).
>Gradually start deepening your strokes, slowing down or not according to her and your preference.
>Winrar
Or just, you know, use words. That works too ;p
ITT: Every guy's dong is 8+ inches long and as thick as a wrist
Sort of neither. I put a couple of pillows under my pelvis which sets me lower but arch my back like the left picture. I find when I'm lower you can pound harder because you body is stabilised more. I also find its easier to avoid queefing.
>>23104882
first one makes me queef a lot and often rips the condom or tugs it off
>>23105001
>tinder makeout date
21 century everybody
>>23105472
Netflix and chill?
>>23105472
i'm afraid that she's going to flake or get bored of me, ahhhh
i always think its too good to be true that someone with a healthy body actually finds me sexually attractive
>>23105484
Come on now don't be pathetic, with such face (if that actually is you) you can get any girl. Unless the problem is your personality.
>>23105496
its been quite a rollercoaster these past two years
girls who were really chubby seemed to be the only ones who made the dates feel good without abandoning me, with a few rare exceptions, so i'm weary of this one
>>23104882
ALWAYS with butt as high as possible; lets him go deeper and faster, and stimulates my anus more
>>23106928
Deep vagina detected
