other assume thread is dead
I miss summer
Heyo assume away
>I'm bad at assumptions
>>23071319
Seems generic and very "dan"-ish to the people around you, is actually into horrible fetishes. Nice enough guy tho.
>>23071323
Trips for spiritual reasons
>>23071324
Lonely, doesn't sleep enough, above-average intelligence but it doesn't shine through.
>>23071339
You look like a whiter version of my mom and it's freaking me out too much sry. Probably nice but a little neurotic.
>>23071319
Enjoys fast and furious.
>>23071323
Smokes weed a lot.
>>23071324
Loves cute animals.
>>23071339
Mom.
>>23071319
french descendent
>>23071324
was a scene queen on myspace
>>23071339
wears thick rimmed glasses sometimes
>>23071355
somebody asked you if you were greek
>>23071359
listens to hc punk
>>23071364
really into make up
>>23071319
You're a serial killer who has strangled over 10 hookers and had sex with their corpses before putting them into barrels full of acid until they are liquid enough to flush down your toilet. Be careful though. That's how John Wayne Gacy got caught.
>>23071323
You're an ex-stripper from a high class gentleman's club. That was until you hooked up with one of the more brutal drug dealers in the eastern US. Everything was great until you got married, then the beatings got worse. You're now hopelessly addicted to pain killers and booze to ease the pain of being a trophy wife
>>23071324
You have plans to become the first successful female school shooter to kill more than 10 people. Growing up you were neglected and occasionally molested by your father when he wasn't out cheating on your bipolar, crack smoking mother.
>>23071339
You have borderline personality disorder and are aroused sexual by the sight of the helpless being abused and or killed. You've managed to keep this secret, dismissing it as an intrusive thought, but now your fantasies aren't good enough so you're looking for a psychopathic man to begin your sick games.
>>23071319
Enjoys hiking, craft beers, and music.
>>23071323
Tumblr girl? Slightly depressed, likes Lana Del Rey.
>>23071324
Video games, occasionally still visits hot topic.
>>23071339
Future wine mom?
Don't call me out if I'm completely wrong with all of you.
>>23071381
10? Im going for 25 i need that tactical nuke
>>23071391
You'll get there. Remember you have to believe to achieve!
>>23071384
You keep half starved, transient women chained to the hot water heater in your basement. You "play" with them until they start to bore you. Then you butcher them like beef and feed them to the others.
>>23071387
You're a really fun, outgoing, upbeat guy...as long as everything is going your way. Once you feel as through you're starting to lose control or look bad, you turn into a monster. You've already put two women in the hospital who both claimed that they "fell down."
>>23071319
shitty job at a alcoholic shop/10
>>23071323
thinks she will be called pretty because she posts on /soc/ with barely any clothes on, or a guy who is dating this chick and wants to know if she is hot/10
>>23071324
selfharm, feels alone and depressed
>>23071339
didn't have a date since years/10
>>23071355
Funny guy/10
>>23071359
smokes a lot/10
>>23071364
Isn't happy with her body, but that's not the case, she has a the body of a porn godess/10
>>23071381
travels a lot, to rub it in someones face/10
>>23071384
is diamond 3/10
>>23071387
thinks he is nice/10
>>23071319
Teacher or drug dealer
>>23071323
googly eyed
>>23071324
walks around with shoulders down in a passive way
>>23071355
lots of video games
>>23071359
recovered addict
>>23071381
loves gold
>>23071387
walks around with chest overly puffed
>>23071462
guy who attracts problems but stays chill
>>23071460
snob
>>23071387
spoiled fashion kiddie
>>23071384
very serious and accurate
>>23071381
reads too many hardcore novels
>>23071462
first day in the gym
>>23071575
average /pol/ user
>>23071576
picture from the side to hide chubbiness
>>23071617
First day in the gym guy is bigger then you bud
>>23071626
>what is bodyfat
also JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
assume me in my pyjama'd glory
>>23071319
likes old rock, loves to laugh
>>23071323
loves summer showers and walking barefoot, probably a dancer
>>23071324
introvert, has a 2-3 friends, loves her job / course shes taken in college
>>23071339
you never beat around the bush, laughs the loudest in her friends group, honest and kind
>>23071355
loves art movies and french chansons, wine is your go to drink
>>23071359
loves EDM and rave parties
>>23071364
you're wondering what are you even doing here, but considering your life is a mess right now, this board gives you calm knowing that you're not the only one that has problems in her life
>>23071381
loves to tinker, probably owns a 70s or 80s bike that he joyrides whenever he gets the chance
>>23071384
still not sure what you want from your life, so you drift like a stick on a wind from one thing to another
>>23071387
group clown, easygoing, has a ton of luck getting away with his shenanigans
>>23071460
that sweater was given to you by your granma or gf, you love it so much you want to be burried in it
>>23071462
/fit/, loves sports, but music is your real passion
>>23071575
loves fantasy, does LARP, if tall likes to pretend he's Hodor to entertain people
>>23071576
loves pop music, probably was Gagas "monster" when she was younger. cute and kind, but one better not piss you off
>>23071617
typical show off, doing sports just for the sake of chasing girls, mocks everyone to hide his own insecurities
>>23071626
fun to hang around, really passionate in his work, but you seem to be preoccupied with something all the time
>>23071653
FS y u gotta be sideways Photo Booth
>>23071653
you're a quirky person, rarely have a moment of piece and have to constantly move / find new ways of entertaining yourself, otherwise you get bored to the point of screaming from it
>>23071656
The only LARP I've done is trainspotting, and it turned out poorly
>>23071656
normally wears glasses but takes them off for pictures. Has a nice job.
>>23071653
fun to hang with, takes lots of pictures, artsy af.
>>23071636
contemplating the benefits of being ripped.
>>23071626
will fuck your shit up if you touch his gf's ass at the club
>>23071617
probably goes to hard IBM techno houses and loses his shit on LSD and coke.
>>23071576
lives with parents and/or roomies, took a lot of effort to take a pic with her phone and then send it to her laptop and then post it on here.
>>23071575
more weed than man.
>>23071547
Spot on damn
>>23071617
Funny u say that, zero tricep/bicep plus a gym selfie
>>23071656
Fuck sports, never been to a more warp minded place than /fit/
>>23071656
owns a cool shop
>>23071626
That dude is completely full of himself dont bother,
>>23071626
Has another car maybe a bmw, also plays some sort of contact sport also natural leader
>>23071745
yep, I do wear glasses normally. my job is meh... not great, but not too bad either.your pic made me triple check if I got stuck pixels on my monitor.
you're into physics or chemistry, one of them is your major, wants to be a scientist
>>23071826
got a ton of ideas for shops, but none of them would work out in my country
>>23071854
psycholgy, actually. but nice guess, I wanted to major in chemistry when I graduated but I ended up hating it. cheers m8
>>23071319
Friendly average guy
>>23071323
not satisfied with life
>>23071324
NEET life
>>23071339
probably works 40+ hours a week
>>23071355
low key eccentric
>>23071359
just one of the lads m8
>>23071364
parties and clubs often
>>23071381
adventurer
>>23071384
cool dude, probably mistaken for some kpop star
>>23072097
loves being tied up
ok???
Assumptions coming up promptly
>>23072108
Whore as shit thinks she is a guys girl but really...
>>23072162
way too friendly
>>23071319
Loves to watch horror/suspense films
>>23071323
Likes to use LSD
>>23071324
Used to smoke cigarettes in high school but fortunately dropped the habit
>>23071339
Likes to do tarot readings and is very into zodiac signs
>>23071355
Very quirky guy, extremely shy on first dates
>>23071359
Takes 15 mins to style his hair every day
>>23071364
Is obsessed with yoga, posts yoga positions on instagram
>>23071381
Is from south africa
>>23071384
Has a large collection of classy-looking sweaters
>>23071387
Is very into theatre
>>23071460
Grew up with a single mother
>>23071462
Trimmed his arm pit hair before taking this picture
>>23071575
Introvert
>>23071576
Gets an insane amount of attention because of her eyes
>>23071626
Was in JROTC
>>23071653
An art major, brings her DSLR with her everywhere she goes
>>23071656
Family is from the Ukraine
>>23071745
Is one of those people with a latino background but speaks absolutely no spanish
>>23072097
Own a motorcycle, works on cars as a hobby
>>23072108
Smokes weed every day
>>23072162
me
I don't think I am any good at this but this is the bull that I came up with and me. Oh so curious and kinda nervous.
>>23071319
You look like a really chill, and down to earth kind of guy.
>>23071323
You seem to really care about what you look like, (not a bad thing). :)
>>23071324
You have the edgy look. Could either be a massive fucker or just super idgaf chill.
>>23071339
You look like a mom that drinks fancy wine.
>>23071355
Meme king
>>23071381
From the background you seem daring but you have this ritzy look
>>23071387
I'm sorry... But I assume you are a jerk to people you don't know or maybe you are someone who can snap really quick.
It's just an assumption and it's probably inaccurate. Nice hair though!
>>23071745
Introverted, shy in person but likes to talk to new people through the internet
>>23071319
sports guy
>>23071323
you have a lot of instagram followers
>>23071324
had a scene phase
>>23071339
does yoga
>>23071355
plays a lot of videogames
>>23071359
goes to a lot of underground gigs
>>23071364
take care of your body
>>23071381
you went to good schools
>>23071384
into indie music
>>23071387
you dont like relationships
>>23071460
you have a tendency to come across as mean at first
>>23071462
you had a lot of body image issues but now you're comfortable
>>23071575
you work long hours and use 4chan as a distraction
>>23071576
cat person
>>23071617
takes a selfie every time you go to the gym
>>23071626
very sexually active
>>23071636
eminem fan
>>23071656
good well paid job
>>23071745
you arent into drinking or smoking
>>23072097
you like chemistry
>>23072108
you wore a lot of Supreme stuff when it was everywhere
>>23072162
popular
>>23072445
you didnt like your eyeliner on the other eye so you used that angle
>>23072219
kek no
>>23071319
Dead inside
>>23071324
Feeling lost.
>>23071339
Go back to /lgbt/ hun
>>23071359
Mostly happy about his sitch. Kim Possible.
>>23071355
Trying too hard.
>>23071364
Wants to be cuter
>>23071381
Wtf are u doing on 4chan gtfo oldfag wtf eww.
>>23071384
Thinks his hait is cool. Its not.
>>23071387
My body is ready
>>23072910
STFU newfag.
>>23072534
I went to the worst skools
>>23072445
I don't understand. I'm really not all that "ritzy." At least I don't think.
>>23072219
I'm not from South Africa. This is one of the weirder assumptions I've ever gotten.
>>23072097
I like to think I am. You look like you know how to kick someone's ass in several different ways but seldom have had the need to do so.
>>23072910
WTF YOU NEVER DID ME not cool man :(
Do your worst soc
>>23073084
An old robert downy jr
>>23073089
An anonymoose faux mask wearing SJW
>>23073090
A really dirty cougar, mieeowww
>>23073105
Jennifer lawrence look alike who seems like she would stab you in an argument.
>>23073129
Jesus fucking Christ. I don't look that old. I just googled it. He's fucking 50. I'm 28. Shit. I'm gonna go hang myself now.
>>23072534
Nah. Eyeliner on point.
go for it.
>>23073718
watches lots of jeopardy
>>23073707
anal retentive
>>23073509
phallic compensative
>>23073105
kylie jenner is your favorite kardashian
>>23073089
your friend group is small, but diverse
>>23073718
youve killed more people than the average us infantryman
>>23073734
You're either hardcore right or you're a self hating SJW.
>>23073084
Probably fun to drink with and be a great friend once you get along.
>>23072910
Misanthropic drug dealer.
>>23072534
Submissive tumblrina.
>>23072445
Basic buddy who needs to change her lipstick.
>>23072162
Might have some insecurities. Otherwise has a nice social life.
>>23072097
Witty, probably studies a STEM degree.
>>23071745
You'll end up hanging yourself in a couple years.
>>23071656
Dead inside. You're working hard for something but I don't know what.
>>23071462
>compensating for it
>>23071460
Pothead.
>>23071387
/fa/ escapee.
>>23071381
A really interesting person. Finds interest in traveling obviously, it's a nice trait.
>>23071364
Her ideal relationship involves commitment.
>>23071355
Some complexes.
>>23071319
Will end up killing himself in a couple years or grow old alone.
>>23073718
>>23073707
>>23073509
>>23073105
>>23073090
>>23073089
>>23072978
>>23072108
>>23071653
>>23071576
>>23071575
>>23071384
>>23071359
>>23071339
>>23071324
>implying I will make assumptions on people who haven't done it to the people above them
My assumption for all of you normies is that you're lazy cunts who probably study fine arts.
>>23071319
has a shitty job, enjoys music way too much.
>>23071323
doesn't think anyone values her internal persona. Has an instagram
>>23071324
gAYmer gUrL
Doesn't try terribly hard in school
>>23071339
Enjoys red wine. Wants children, doesn't have a partner
>>23071355
plays eso, smokes when he drinks alcohol
>>23071359
goes on tinder too much, MUSIC IS HIS LIFE
>>23071364
feminist, goes on tumblr
>>23071381
tries to compensate for his shitty average life.
>>23071384
11/10 qt who goes to uni
>>23071387
edgelord, has a shitty tattoo somewhere
>>23071460
you bought that sweater online to seem quirky and appeal to girls
>>23071462
you go on tinder a lot, but strike out a lot too because you have poor confidence
>>23071575
you don't have many friends
>>23071576
you watch makeup tutorials on youtube
>>23071617
you lift so you can get a gf
>>23071626
you like food
>>23071653
tumblrina
>>23071656
just average guy, you smoke and have a shit job
>>23071745
ethnic/10
>>23072097
you wish you were born white. Probably a chill cool guy
>>23072108
lots of boys want to date you, your parents have high standards for you
>>23072162
unassuming guy, gay tendencies
>>23072445
self conscious
>>23072534
you were a very plain looking child growing up
>>23073856
easily hates people. into music and drugs
>>23073734
nerdy but laid back
>>23073718
sweet and flowery
>>23073707
into street style fashion
>>23073509
canadian
>>23073105
shy but wants to do twisted stuff in bed
>>23071323 Has friend who is really good at photography
>>23071324 Looking forward to junior prom...in two years
>>23071339 Lots of RHPS (during Liza Minnelli phase)
>>23071364 HATES it when people assume she speaks Spanish
>>23071653 Edits erotic Dr. Who fanfic 'zine
>>23072108 Can keep straight face at Thanksgiving Day dinner no matter how hard the anal plug is vibrating
>>23072445 Smoothies. Lots of smoothies.
>>23072534 Also lots of RHPS, serious BDSM phase right now
>>23073090 Her kid's little league team is the Costco Cougars
>>23073105 Teacher fetish
>>23073718 The one you'd least expect
>>23074787
went to college to be a teacher but switched career paths shortly into it
>>23074288
you dont talk much irl
>>23073856
you really like job for a cowboy
>>23073734
you dont mind raisin cookies
>>23073084
you watch trailer park boys
>>23072910
youve owned a honda civic at some point
>>23072534
you post edgy things on facebook
>>23072445
you know youre prettier than the average person but it gets to your head
>>23071319
Friendly but has inner dickhead qualities
>>23071323
Misses her best one night stand from summer
>>23071324
You seem like a friendy gal, very altruistic and nurturing to friends and family
>>23071339
Likes only the most expensive red wines
>>23071359
You listen a lot of electronic music, and damn, probably loves to pop pills to
>>23071364
Glorious diva with pretty girl insecurity but a heart of gold
>>23071384
Listens a lot of Drake
>>23072097
You look like you mastered some serious material art skills
>>23072108
Hangs out more with guys than girls
>>23073084
Fishing and drinking beer are your favorite sports
>>23073105
You like horses
>>23073509
Divorced
>>23073856
Formerly alternative, switched up his style cause of your old friends being fucktards
Guessing?
>>23075016
Likes to think her fashion style is unique, also goes to Europe for holidays a lot. Interested in a lot of foreign cultures and languages
>>23073856
When i posted in here no one else had, at least on my screen, why i didnt assume anyone else we.
Angry at the world, thinks it owes him something
>>23074962
Was never alternative. The style doesn't really appeal to me. I was trying to be a metalhead though but no longer.
>>23074813
No drugs senpai. Not even SSRI's.
>>23074813
Don't like death metal.
>>23075889
you look like you watch worldstar but hide it
>>23071319
Is very cunning.
>>23071323
Is a freak in the sheets.
>>23071324
Was beaten up by her bf at some point.
>>23071339
Is a mother.
>>23071355
Is not very social.
>>23071359
Is very emotional.
>>23071364
Doesn't have a bf atm. Has alot of friends tho. Kindaa popular.
>>23071381
Very nice and simple guy. Helps others alot.
>>23071384
Knows martial arts.
>>23071387
Does drugs at parties.
>>23071460
Not a very social guy.
>>23071462
Lifts and gets chicks.
>>23071575
Guy that gets super drunk at parties.
>>23071576
Helps classmates with homework.
>>23071617
Doesnt like drinking.
>>23071626
Super chill guy. Smokes weed on weekends.
>>23073856
But I did make assumptions. But you nailed it. Music for 11 years and theater.
>>23074288
HAH. True.
>>23073931
>>23074813
Opposites of each other which I find interesting.
It depends on the day. Somedays I feel amazing and others I want to hide away.
>>23074787
I wish.
>>23076802
And I made an assumption on you, you didn't see it. :3 Look again.
ill write some assumptions later
>>23074787
not an assumption but oh man i'd like to fuck that
>>23075016
Likes ASMR, makes straight A's, and is an all around nice person
>>23075889
Really chill, doesn't get offended over a racial joke/can laugh at hiimself
>>23076685
Comes from money, but not really a snob. Rarely drinks but when she does....watch out
>>23076695
Very social, into music, likes to watch shows like Awkward and Degrassi
>>23076789
Puts a lot of effort into his appearance, very serious about fitness
>>23076810
straight edge, into punkish stuff, has been in a lot of fights
>>23076824
Is horribly depressed, but keeps it locked up inside
>>23076870
Fiercely proud of his 1/16th Lakota heritage. Works in USAF
>>23076824
Flosses every other hour. Owns a cat and constantly brags about owning "mad pussy" every night
>>23076810
The conservative among his liberal circle of friends
>>23076789
Zookeeper
>>23076695
Heartbreaker
>>23076685
Lifetaker
>>23075889
Plays an instrument other than bass. Scared of dogs
>>23075016
Scared of other minorities
>>23074962
Music snob; mod at /mu/
>>23074813
Streams video games for the sole purpose of soliciting donations from the sons of rich Saudi oil barons
>>23074787
Writes and reads erotic literature. Adheres to a strict face regimen
>>23074288
Got out of bed, took picture and went back to bed
>>23073931
>11/10 qt who goes to uni
Th-thanks.
Ready for anything
>>23071324
Seem like you're slightly antisocial in person, but maybe into some drugs; weed most likely
>>23076870
kinda depressed atm, but trying to get off of it talking as much as possible. x)
>>23077289
actually im more of a dog guy hahaha. never had any cats
>>23077289
>Fiercely proud of his 1/16th Lakota heritage. Works in USAF
Nope and nope. As far as I know, my heritage is strictly white trash.
