crush & anti-crush thread
best/worst of 2015 edition
>>23066939
AAAAALLL ginger guys of 4chan are my crush
Stunningly beautiful.
P E R F E C T I O N
Maxim hands down for worst of 2015
Liz for worst.
Anyone who disagrees is a pedophile. Don't be a pedophile.
>>23066939
Audrey is amazing.
>>23067101
is there a newer one?
>>23067106
>Left Column
Damn two brandons
>>23067101
How things change
>>23067115
>>23067106
>>23067101
Idk how I always avoid these.
Maybe I'm just paranoid about posting too much.
>>23067101
>>23067106
>>23067115
>Maxim and Brandon on every one
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH
>>23067119
some people make /soc/ their own personal blog and get called camwhores, so be smart and don't become super well known or everyone will start to hate you
>>23067131
Yeah I know, I've been posting here on and off for almost... fuck 3.5 years now.
Might be time for another break.
#1 /soc/ poster of 2015 goes to this guy
2014 #1 poster - Maxim
2013 #1 poster - Brandon
2012 #1 poster - Kickr
2011 #1 poster - Haunter
>>23067155
Nordy was better/worse in 2012 imo
>>23067155
2015 number 2 poster would be Maxim with a close second
>>23067168
With all the shooped pictures he posts he would be number one by far
This guys has like 40 different pics on the list HAHAHAHA
>>23067180
>implying it's actually maxim
yeah, the same guy making the photoshops totally wouldn't also put in the effort just to frame him.
>>23067279
Either you're retarded or you ARE Maxim.
>>23067279
Hi maxim
>>23067155
Sad
Potatochan
She's an angel.
>>23067410
Agreed.
Craterface
>>23069889
Like.
>>23067059
Not a pedophile. 16 is the age of consent in the US
>>23069981
Only in some states
I want to hatefuck the emo out of her
>>23069956
...Did...did you attach a sticky note to a picture and then take a picture of said stickied picture?
>>23070020
I second this.
>>23069981
Stop lusting after a little girl.
>>23070037
Apparently shes a masochist too you know she'd like it
>>23070071
I'll bring the whips and electro rod.
>>23070020
Why hatefuck? She's a bro. I mean, I'd fuck her violently too but for other reasons.
>>23069981
Found the pedophile.
>>23070223
Woah
>>23070231
I know
I want her to be my gf so bad ;-;
>>23067101
Who's the third last girl on the bottom row?
>>23070020
this,
and the brazilian qt ;_;
>>23070121
No idea i just want to
her body is fucking amazing too
I'm always go a post mew
Here's the pic she posted when she wishes me a happy birthday
hello
>>23070338
it's me
>>23070411
i was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
>>23070223
>>23070231
>>23070252
Haha, no you don't.
Trust me.
>>23070478
Story?
>>23070478
i really do though
Whoever the fuck this is.
>>23070337
thank you forever kind anon <3
![1451377191986[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fj7tv4M.jpg "1451377191986[1].jpg")
>>23067410
Looks like a man
>>23070490
>sends nudes to someone
>he posts them on /r9k/
>>23071175
Post nudes p-pls
>>23070896
She's the cutest.
>>23071187
I never saved them, they weren't that exciting really
I love her personality and her tits
>>23071198
Damn.
>>23071198
I don't believe you
>>23071448
I hate the retarded way she purses her lips.
>>23070896
Darra is the ultimate crush.
Ugh
>>23071634
yeah she's pretty fucking cool. I just wanna listen to lean and drifto with her man
>>23071175
ahh well thats why its dangerous to send nudes to strangers if you arent comfortable with them being out in the open. it happens a lot.
>>23071448
awesome she is p cute
>>23071510
If I ever see them posted again I'll be sure to save to make you believe
>>23070896
My dream woman <3
>>23069956
happy new year, friend
>>23070037
the sticky note is part of the original image, stuck to glasses
I know she still lurks.
who is even worth crushing
who is even worth hating
>>23070223
>>23070252
wow ty, I've never been posted in one of these. I'll be your gf <3 if you have kik mine is catmolester pls msg me
>>23070875
your welcome forever
>>23072852
>catmolester
baka, you are cute though...
>>23072965
will you snapchat me anon?
i finally got an account of it
>>23073151
sure, but is this really mew?
>>23070037
>>23069956
Oh my fucking god they actually did too.
>>23073533
yess i am me
except im kind of afraid to post the name thingy here bc if it gets spammed i dont know how to delete the account to make a new one after
>>23073673
fair enough since you said you got spammed by people when you put up your email.
mine's PostOfficeBuddy
>>23073688
ahh it wont work i dont know why
it says failed to send when i try
man i suck at this
also i just realized how late it is and i have an early shift at work tomorrow morning so i need to get to sleep
but ill try again tomorrow
>>23073780
Oops my bad, that was my old one. Sorry force of habit. It's now new.m00n
>>23067115
i want to cum on so many faces
>>23066939
>you'll never be in these threads
:(
>>23075591
this :(
>>23073549
can confirm that this is false
>>23072057
yessss youre still here
a rock of stability amidst constant change
>>23072057
and happy new year friendo
>>23075818
i am ever-present in these parts
i do hope you got some good books for christmas
>>23075934
i did indeed thankyou
mostly political books but thats what I enjoy
yourself?
Summoning Icelandic Evil Queen.
>>23076281
I acquired a few books by Plato, Murray Rothbard, Ludwig von Mises and Epicurus.
My collection grows faster than I am capable of reading it, but I'll be able to read far more once my study has ceased. Exams fill the entirety of next week.
>>23076428
>von Mises
I'd rather poke my eyes out.
>>23076454
How come?
Sweet little Olivia
>>23076549
Sexy
>>23067155
this is bullshit.
unless we're talking about post count..
>>23076428
That will keep you busy
I started The Republic before exams so had to put it down a third of the way in, but it was really enjoyable
I haven't read Rothbard or Mises, only Friedman and Sowell. Sowell's most recent book is very original in its observations
Good luck with your exams friendo
>>23076639
I actually just finished reading Sowell's Basic Economics yesterday, fantastic book. I've read Free to Choose and Capitalism and Freedom in the last few months, too
I'll definitely be reading more of Sowell
Exams should go swell
Ugh
>>23076400
this guy
and whoever the fuck guy in photo is, im crushin'
>>23077661
>>23077718
Posting yourselves
>>23077661
thanks anon, i'm flattered
>>23079320
it isnt a selfpost he posted in one of my threads and never returned
jesus
>>23079391
people are pretty quick to assume selfposts. can't blame him i wasn't really expecting to see myself here
Despairing of being her friend I can only look forward to murdering her.
>>23079406
stop
>>23079427
She's not dead yet tho?
>>23079406
why should she be?
She's incredibly cute to me, would be even more adorable without the nose piercings.
>>23066982
S H I T T A S T E
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so did the girl with the glasses leave?
>>23080472
>girl with the glasses
That really narrows it down.
>>23080650
>>23067115
second row on the left
>>23080659
She's focusing on finishing high school.
I miss pink haired qt. I wish I'd saved pics before she disappeared.
>>23080737
What shade of pink was it?
>>23080751
Pastel. She also had a nose ring.
>>23067155
>haunter
oh god
>kickr
ugh
>>23076400
i'm sad, i've never seen him post
my queen
this vile cunt is the worst poster on all 4chan. I hope he gets cirrhosis or stomach cancer or something so we don't have to deal with his shit anymore
>>23081888
>>23067101
I shit myself. Anyone got pics or vids of the girl in column 6 row 2
>>23081070
She is pretty. Good choice.
>>23079406
whatever happened to lamb
>>23082700
She got fat(ter).
What if you hate yourself?
>>23079406
wow sounds like u'd b a great friend lol
>>23079427
ya rly
>>23080210
u stop 2 tho
>>23082700
im livin life or w/e
still the same but just doin it in the irl world mostly u kno?
>>23083591
fatter than when? lol ok then
>>23084123
hope my death pleases u
>>23084123
Just dont get pregnant
Only posted a few times but she is perfection.
>>23081070
Oh yeah, she's totally adorable and has rated me well before.
Does Liz still post? She is fucking perfect and lives in the same state as me.
>>23067046
kek why
>>23067155
wait what how the hell was i the top poster of 2014
is there some alternative counter now that trips are gone i don't know about??
>>23067279
nailed it
i get shopped too
>>23067294
still the same defence sentence with id switching every time LOL
>>23086616
le chris hanson face when you visit her
>>23086685
maxim take me to the prom
>>23086760
are you of the female biology?
if so we must go to the buvvins and yiff
>>23086702
She is not 18? Well fuck.
>>23086832
haaaaaa
oh man
i remember that day
everyone felt guilty for jacking off to her lewd pics
>>23086835
Thanks for ruining my day now anon
I find it weird saving people's pictures but Mew is my crush
>>23070266
she goes by the name horseface, not even joking
>>23087551
I think he meant belle
>>23086934
dude thats the point of saving some people from soc, posting them here.
>>23087551
>>23087561
Which one is belle and which one is horseface? I meant the brunette one.
>>23087627
Belle is the 4th person/3rd girl from the right in the picture you linked.
>>23087641
Oh sorry, I meant who was the 3rd person from the right on the bottom row. She's the girl with the earphones.
>>23087663
Oh ok, I never got her name desu.
I believe she was Austrian or German?
It's been a while.
i'd make a kik just to talk to this cuddly freckly whoever she is
>>23080463
You should have seen that anon samefag about how "perfect" that pig is on r9k it was fucking hilarious.
Pic related is my girl and my soc crush
>>23088688
even though it's amazing that an autistic long-haired manchild like you has a girlfriend, she's really nothing special and it's laughable seeing you posting her all over the place
My biggest crush is Darra.
>>23088705
I'm glad you have your opinion and all, but you're wrong and a faggot. Such is life as an edgy insecure internet contrarian I suppose.
>>23088705
I'm sorry I made fun of your prize piglet though please don't tell her, I'd hate for her to get upset and eat my girlfriend.
>>23088747
>I'd hate for her to get upset and eat my girlfriend.
but then my piglet would die from the high volume of meth rocks and toxic herpes in your wrinkled burnout gf
>>23088705
>>>/r9k/25481968
Kek he's at it again even as I troll him. What's it like pining over a midsized truck that doesn't even know you exist?
>>23088750
>wrinkled burnout
Yeah keep grasping at straws, all she does is weed and extract, just because a girl is slender enough you can see her facial structure doesn't mean she's addicted to meth, it just means she doesn't shoot up high fructose corn syrup like your ogre.
>>23088781
she looks like an auschwitz skeleton covered in wax paper
>>23088795
She has fat, just, you know, where its supposed to be. I suppose that doesn't jive for you since your idea of "perfection" looks like someone stretched a sweatshirt over a washing machine.
I'm starting to think you ARE the piggy in your picture trying to farm up some self esteem, what with the file name.
>>23088855
jesus christ, I didn't expect your wrinkly crack-added whore gf to have a pot belly
she's amazing,
amazing like the bearded man or like antibiotics-resistant superbugs
>>23088855
I like where this is going, even though I don't know how it's going that way.
>>23088901
It's okay that you like your moldy roast beef. I just think you should admit that it's far past expiry.
>>23072852
w-why did you stop talking to me. I wanted to actually get to know you
>>23088916
>Nah, you don't want to see my gf, she's a wrinkly pot bellied crackhead or something.
>>23088946
>I'm almost tempted to show you her perfect little pink innie, but I suppose that would be fairly rude to her.
Fuk
You know this guy is just trying to rile you up, right?
>>23088991
Well, it got this thread more pics of her, so I aint even mad.
chub, acne and crazy, i'll take it all
>>23090343
Nice face, you're like the best friend I'd fuck and feel like shit after filling you up. ...but I'd keep coming back.
the greatest ever
>>23089048
She average.
Nice tits though maybe.
>>23090735
Objectively, average is fair.
Subjectively, I find her pretty cute.
>Nice tits though maybe.
Can't argue there
>>23090735
>maybe
They're literally perfect.
>>23090735
Also
>average
I want to live on your planet, because on Earth >>23066982 miss piggy is much closer to average than she is.
>>23090940
looks like the size of her cunt lips is quite a bit above average - it looks pretty meaty
>>23090961
Nah, average slightly puffy innie. I see what you're hoping for though anon. ;)
>>23090923
He said tits, not tit
>Your id has changed like 4 times, wut
>>23090971
those shorts look like they're painted-on m8
>>23091007
Yeah she just texted me that pic 10 minutes ago with the message "these are shorts?"
>>23090977
>2019 - 3
>not having multiple sim cards and rotating mac addresses
Its like you have no hustle.
>>23091032
txt her back and let her know that /soc/ thinks her cunt looks great in them.
>>23091056
Haha done.
>>23086835
wait what did i miss please explain
>>23070223
Turns out she has a lazy eye :/
My one and only <3
>>23071862
their are so many beta's obsessed with her doubt they would ignore her nudes
>>23091056
>>23091080
And that one of you should post lewds
>of her
>for science
>to validate your claims
>>23091150
Is she fighting it off in that picture?
>>23091128
She made a thread saying someone she saw someone she knows irl on here so she's leaving forever since they know she's actually 16.
>>23091164
This is the most I can do for you pham I know she posts here and don't need the spiteful nerds flashing her junk at her when she does.
![1450931302809[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MZ9D5uH.jpg "1450931302809[1].jpg")
Anyway, since this thread is still alive, other crush
>>23081095
how can you wish bad upon sampson? i havent seen his threads in months btw wonder what happened to him
>>23091194
My man.
>spiteful nerds flashing her junk
Doesn't sound all that bad.
>>23091198
desu if you are not in love with her face then you have shit taste
>>23091161
RIP
>>23091186
oooo shit Kek
I guess it's a good thing she never posted nudes
>>23091450
Silence, peasant!
aaaayyyyy
>>23091713
lol
>>23093392
Gross
>>23091198
does she have freckles, and posted in the long hair thread. People thought the her (the person i'm talking about) eyes were actually contacts. And her hair was a paler color
