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my boghan housemates have people over
they are terribe
and trying to talk to me
halp
>tfw no melbourne hipster qt gf
3473 here at one of my mums friends nye parties
attractive older men everywhere
i really wanna suck some older dick but im just watching movies on my laptop
>>23065100
>3473
thats not a postcode
but you sound like rabbit
that faggot and his drama helped liffy & silas ruin the meetups
die in a fire
>>23065108
liffy was a psycho, not surprised she dumped marty for a neighbours actor lolwut mo money mo liffy
silas, it was politics
>>23065108
3437
i dont live here i had to google it
also dont know what ur saying but it sounds like a cool story
>>23065131
Gisborne?
yeah the story lasted almost a year
got me out of the house and met people
and a qt that didn't feel the same way, I was cool with that
others trolled hard
>>23065148
that's it
i want to hear the whole story
you sound slightly haunted
>>23065168
the story would take a long long tieme
yes
drinking
when are you next in melbourne?
and no homo
>>23065171
i have a long long tieme
im going to canberra for a few days soon so maybe late next week with my friend to spend all the gift cards i got from random relatives who dont care enough to give an actual gift but care enough to do something
i live in a fairly deprived rural area
no homo, i am f
>>23065188
melbourne not canberra
>>23065202
ya ill be there late next week
>>23065188
a long long tiem ago
people in melbourne on /soc/ organised meetups
a strange man named astor organsied
a cool man named marty had a pad free on the weekend
people would meet and neets got out of the house and socialised
slowly it got strange and full of drama and morpjed into something self destructive
>>23065208
what and where and how melbourne
>>23065211
then we went to the 64
that kiwi housemate was a cunt lol
>>23065211
how long ago
how did it get strange and full of drama and self destructive
>>23065224
idk train in and then maybe go to my boyfriends house even though i kinda want to break up with him
>>23065233
what is 64
i feel left out from cool things, being rural
shit sucks
>>23065249
>how long ago
2011-2012
we must have had 20 people at the peak
>how did it get strange and full of drama and self destructive
trolls
liffy and silas
rumors
imuendo
>what is 64
a house we went to after marty
>i feel left out from cool things, being rural shit sucks
years ago dont worry
>>23065262
who were liffy and silas
years ago but i'm still isolated, i have friends in burbs but it's still a pretty long train ride for something that for many people is pretty simple
oh well
3073 reporting in. I would love to get a skype group happening if at all possible.
>>23065375
I'm up for that
M 3070
21/m/3012.
Tryin to sleep. Fuckin insomnia.
>>23065211
>>23065233
>>23065249
>>23065262
Fucking hell guys, Perthfag here and our meets went almost identically
>initial meet included two femanons, a handful of stereotypical NEETs that defied the stereotype in one or two insignificant ways and a bunch of blokes you couldn't really shoehorn into any type of 4chan stereotype
>a lot dropped after the first meet, namely the almost/entirely NEETs
>left with a Breakfast Club style group with vastly differing interests
>one femanon and I hosted a handful of house parties and it was mad fun
>weird drama emerged from almost all of us at one point or another
>certain dramas broke the solidified group after a few months
>I stay in contact with all the anons but certain ones have issues with certain others and our Facebook group chat (which is missing a couple of members) is dead as fuck besides my spam
Honestly all we had in common was our use of 4chan,it's not a solid basis for a solid clique but I'd be lying if I said I hadn't met any cool people through it. I'm living with another anon now and even though I don't see the others too often I'd rank 3 or 4 of them in my to 10 mates for sure.
6017/m/22, a girl at work was apparently swooning after me tonight, which is mind boggling because my coworker looks like a roided up Ryan Reynolds
3066 here
3930/m
Glad to have a cooler day so i can get some shit done, everything's so much harder in 35+ deg and I'm not even fat.
23/male/Ballarat/Melbourne here
been single for 23 years
kinda over it
>>23068884
this
except i'm 20
and i'm not from ballarat
>>23068902
do you also have casual sex as a means of not going insane but kinda just want something more?
23 f 4503
Had a huge one last night and still smashed it out at work today because I'm a fucking trooper but really feeling it now haha. Boyfriend's at his friends place tonight so I have the bed all to myself and (hi honey if you're reading this) I'm so keen to take up as much room as possible and have a decent sleep lol.
How was everyone else's NYE? Anything exciting planned for 2016?
>>23068904
no im kissless virgin dont bully me
>>23068923
it's okay anon. dating sites can change that. okcupid and pof. i'm awkward as hell in real life when just meeting someone but if we've spoken online beforehand for some reason it's fine
>>23068922
>melbourne thread
>>23068934
yeah ik
am i too young for okcupid or no?
>>23068938
of course not. i've been on there since i was 19.
>>23068946
oh ok I'll check it out then
do you get much success from it?
>>23068938
B-but theres a guy from Perth a few posts up and it doesn't say Melbourne thread anywhere specifically D:
>>23066470
fuck you too
>>23068997
there :)
>>23068964
it requires a looooot of effort. i usually talk to girls for a while and then meet up with them. whatever happens happens. don't expect anything. don't go into it expecting to get laid and you'll probably get laid
>>23069027
I don't expect to get laid I just want to feel loved by another girl
>>23069047
then get on there, send a lot (hundreds) of messages, meet up when you can. be confident when you ask someone to do something with you.
i iwsh you best of like kind anon
>>23069058
thank you fellow kind anon
best of luck to you too :)
>>23069062
yeah, ive met quite a few girls from there. made some happy memories, some not so happy, but it's mostly been worth it.
i just don't know if i can be bothered anymore. not finding my dream girl sorting through pictures on the internet
23/m/4160
Horny as fuck and have been trawling locanto/craigslist/backpage all day but no suitable ladies.
3155
M/27
Gonna be playing some PS4 until I go back to work on Monday.
6164/M
bored bored bored, where the fuck is everyone
Lets say I make it into the city this evening, where's some mostly okay places to check out?
Best place I've found so far is a whiskey bar on Russel st, But don't meet many folk in there who aren't middle aged or hipster
25/m
3006 27/m bought a new bass today, and hitting up a sludge metal gig at the tote tonight. good stuff, come along and keep drinking.
4303 fite me
3559/20/m
Is anyone near me? I'm bored and alone... :(
>>23069136
Back again. Same deal.
>>23068922
31 m 4503
NYE was ok was at a party and 2016 same as 2015 maybe a few differences
Anything new for you this year?
>>23064895
Hey 3044 here, looking for someone selling some toke, around 6-7gs will do, got money here, desperate, anyone selling?
>>23074737
Gibe moni pls or I repot u
>>23074752
Fuck off cunt, I'm looking for melbourne people only.
18/M/3125
gay looking for friends/hookups I guess
kik: sharonhorste
In Melbourne short term. Anyone know any decent but quiet-ish bars?
4060
Me and gf are headingnout to a free gig in the valley. Anyone keen?
>>23075014
Move to Adelaide.
Why don't Melbourne bartenders know what a "house" beer means?
>>23075420
Because Melbourne bartenders are all hipsters and only know what microbrews are
>>23075420
>Melbourne
Well there's your problem, they pretend they have a culture but lack the authentic stuff
2110 checking in.
>resuming work Monday
Holidays are too short these days.
>>23075420
I'm used to explaining what a Tatanka is, but I had a bartender not know what a screwdriver was once. I was dumbfounded.
Where are all the Damn Sydney siders at
6151/m/19
Cravin that company
>>23075829
Yes, I suppose with the terrible vodka that they all usually serve it is a necessity to mix.
Tatanka is a hardstyle DJ, I'm not surprised that people don't know how to mix that.
>tfw met gf's family and discovered I'm dating the wrong sister
;_; it's too late now I can't make the switch.
4051/m/above 18
Feeling pretty confined sitting aroud at home, anyone wants to hang somewhere I can make the effort.
>>23076882
Doofin at Psycle
>>23080610
I'll date her for you, then we can have a family foursome.
>>23080783
pls send me her nudes when you get them
>>23079362
>>23075829
one of the reasons I don't particularly like going out. The alcohol is watered down, expensive and difficult to obtain. Staying at home or going to a private party is much more satisfying in my opinion.
That being said, going out on the odd occasion isn't so bad.
>>23081111
That's why people predrink. Have the majority of alcohol just before you go out so you're sober enough to get into places and only buy a couple drinks inside
>>23081583
yeah that's good for most people but i sober up really quickly.
Anyone in SA going to be in Adelaide tomorrow?
3147 reporting in
>>23082350
like, in town? ye
>>23082394
Yeah, should have specified that I meant in the city.
23/m/4105
finishing up my first cycle, entire department got laid off so i don't have the cash for pct. Trying my hardest not to kill myself as i slowly turn into a woman.
>>23082408
Why were you on gear without having your PCT on hand before you started?
>>23082423
The only correct answer is that i was a fucking idiot. Thought my job was solid and id just get it when i needed it. Then me and everybody else got laid off right before christmas
>>23082452
oh anon. im so sorry.
i've been made redundant twice working as a contractor for Telstra. the feels be reals
>>23074253
Another 4503, nice!
Nah nothing new really, headed to Thailand in August so at least there's something to look forward to. Where abouts in 4503 are you? Griffin here.
>>23082473
The feels be very reals. High est is a bitch
3216 anyone?
23/m/3352
>>23082702
where are you bro? 3350fag here
>>23082473
lol fucking contractor.
less cut-throats, find the actual problem...
>>23082794
not the kind of contractor you're thinking of. i worked in a call center hired through a recruitment agency. nothing cut-throat about it; most of the people who get hired are fucking stupid and techno-illiterate
>>23082801
ah, figured you meant field work.
fuck that, call centre work would suck giant dicks.
>>23082801
Knowing a lot of people that worked at Telstra call centres, can confirm, they're all stupid
>>23082820
it does. i did it for four years. would not recommend.
also do fucking NOT do tech support. all the stories about people who don't know shit about IT are true and far, far worse. what you don't hear are all the stories of people who aren't humourously stupid.
>>23082827
yep. don't get me wrong, there are some extremely intelligent people but they're certainly the minority.
>>23082849
when you start talking to guys in the global operations team, they're the ones that know what they're on about.
i had a mate that was in tech support, and transferred to the field, wasn't the brightest spark..
>>23082897
it really depends on where you work and how long you've been for. i've worked for a few ISP's and the biggest issue with all of them is the amount of departments in all of them and the inability of the average employee to identify the right person the customer/employee needs to talk to to get the right information. when you know your way around the business and know what to do in order to get to a particular place things become much easier.
for example, with Telstra, there's a call center in Melton (or thereabouts) that's full of people who know what they're on about. if you call the foxtel line and select a particular option the computer will always transfer you to this particular center.
just little things like that.
>>23082745
In warrenheip
>>23082918
nice. I'm in soldiers hill, just down the road. what are you up to?
>>23082916
>have internet issues relating to a fault in the exchange
>call up continuously trying to get the problem sorted out
>no one's helpful, tries to run through basic troubleshooting I did before I rang them
>that one time I get put through to a guy that actually knows shit
It was the greatest day of my life. Turns out my port at the exchange had blown up and none of the tech support people bothered to contact the exchange even though it was the first thing I had told them
>>23082933
Trying to sleep because work tomorrow but I'm still pretty awake. You?
>>23082952
yep. no one wants to look at sending someone to the exchange because it costs the business money. when i was working at iiNet if we sent someone there and they couldn't find a problem it would cost them $150. you can imagine how pissed people were.
>>23082958
yeah i gotta work as well. what do you do?
im just browsing. bored. think i might watch the new Sherlock special
>>23082962
I'm a fitter and machinist. What sorta work do you do?
>>23082972
just a cleaner. studying at Fed so working part time.
>>23082977
What are you studying? I just finished school a few months back at Fed uni for my cert 3 in engineering
>>23083002
oooh nice dude. i was doing a bachelor of engineering (mechanical).
swapping though because personal issues and can't focus on the workload
>>23083022
That's a bit of a Bugger. I'd love to get a degree in mechanical engineering but id struggle to keep up with a full time job and school at the same time.
>>23083058
yeah that would be almost impossible. do you have a reason you need to work fulll time? car/house?
>>23083073
Rent, food, bills, rego, alcohol etc. Couldn't afford to work part time.
>>23083121
not even studying? get youth allowance. i get $540 per fortnight and part time work makes up the rest
