Now I'm actually 18. Have been for over a week now. Celebrate with a would you fuck thread?
>>23058102
Would not fuck
What do you think I'm some kind of faggot or something?
Would. Not. Fuck!
>>23058108
not op, but holy shit I'd definitely fuck you.
>>23058102
underage b&
nah if I was a girl I probs would
>>23058108
nope but I'd hang with you, you look like a good friend
>>23058113
We have ids here, don't need to say you're not me
>>23058119
I browse a bunch of boards, and it's a habit of mine to say I'm not op.
This Thread reassure me that soc is mostly guys.
>>23058137
You ever doubted that? Hahahahhahahahahaha. Girls don't feel the need to go to online boards to be known, their existences are rarely in as dire need of validation you silly nigger
>>23058137
seriously m8, you needed reassurance for that?
baka senpai
>>23058140
That's a lot of "ha's", OP; having that said, I like your mug and would probably rape you if you were my cell mate.
>>23058102
Me too
Since dec 23rd so happy belated birthday
Either way i dont think id fuck anyone, cause who knows you might look good but be a total fugboi
>>23058102
tfw not diapering and cuddling op
>>23058150
Hey, I've been 31 since Dec. 4... you into guys over 30?
>>23058162
Well most my crushes are on guys around that age, so i guess if theyre cool and not man children, never dated anyone more than 2 years older than me tho
i've been 19 since march 29th
>>23058102
yes you look like my older brothers friend who has i had a crush on all through high school
>>23058108
nawh
>>23058117
hi qt
>>23058137
this is possibly the least flattering picture ive ever seen
>>23058150
you're too delicate of a flower
>>23058173
Ive dated like 2 people and then i was in a ldr for ages so meh like almost no.experience in dating :v
>>23058173
You just made my fuckin day.
You like mustaches? Like big ass pedo staches?
>>23058179
I never said i was good at taking photos dammit.
>>23058182
I like beards lol proper groomed ones and mustaches too like again proper ones :v
>>23058187
OK... check
How about alcoholism? Do you mind that?
>>23058179
h-hi
who /can almost buy alcohol but not quite yet and thus these are the longest months of my life/ here
>>23058179
yes
who dat
>>23058150
also yes
you look p crazy though
>>23058137
lick my feminine penis senpai
>>23058117
i would send you to my weed man and get him to give you a good deal
>>23058192
h-how are you
>>23058202
ya
its yung lean
aka my bae
>>23058204
g-good
are you the one that talks like paula deen but is 50 million times better looking and probably eats less butter
>>23058204
o
>>23058220
hahahah
no one has compared me to paula deen yet but yeah das me
also not much butter, tons of salt tho
im so unhealthy
>>23058190
Yeah i do :v quite a bit i mean i dont mind drinking but if someone cant function without a drink its a deal breaker
>>23058230
sorry I really don't understand how to describe your accent
salt's bad mane
I overdose on sugar t b h
>>23058233
>fine with functional alcoholism
....
OK, last question: Do you like to be dominated?
>>23058253
Never tried it but yeah im on fetlife :v
>>23058202
Hook me up abdullah
>>23058261
Jesus... I envy the guy.
You wouldn't happen to be in PA, would you?
>>23058263
tfw made off brand popcorn and ate it and now it smells like off brand popcorn near me
smells bad
>>23058280
Nah im a NEET shut in from iceland no one to envy dw :v
>>23058286
Yeah, I'm a shut-in from Pittsburgh... I would have backed out of it anyway.
You're quite beautiful though
>>23058299
Thanks :) good luck wuth your thing though :v
>>23058102
will you plsssss be my bf
>>23058108
>>23058117
>>23058137
>>23058150
>>23058179
>>23058202
yes ;*
Straight so..
>>23058102
No (Happy Birthday)
>>23058108
No, you look chill tho
>>23058117
No but you look approachable and I would def hang out with you I guess
>>23058137
No..
>>23058150
Yes
>>23058281
Sucks man
Just had an apple and a chocolate biscuit
Very proportioned snack t b h f a m
>>23058202
I'm feeling like these next 3 years will be rough. 21 is another big age point and I can only buy tobacco now and I hate it.
>>23058313
What is :v though
>>23058351
Nothing just sort of an emoticon i use so i dont seem too serious, also it can be donald duck Q:v
>>23058358
>it can be Donald Duck
>>23058378
Q>:v
>>23058286
>Iceland
Where's the ice :^)
>>23058340
Haha you're not fussy at all
>>23058102
You look good no homo. I would if I was gae
>>23058150
Yer
>>23058179
Duh
>>23058340
Duhhhh
>>23058341
If we weren't straight
>>23058381
Stop...
Do you wanna see my visage?
>>23058381
Oh my fuckin god that's so stupid it's cute
>>23058187
Hey, sweetheart. Do you like my beard? Btw I turned 25 on december 25th. I'd rate you 8/10. Especialy like you lips
>>23058388
is this still a meme?
>>23058406
Nope
>>23058403
Nigga you really trying to hit on DONALD "TRUMP" THE FUCKING DUCK??
>>23058412
I'm bored. I don't post here much, don't know if it's a troll or an inside epic maymay or smth. I liked the girl on the pic.
>>23058150
Absolutely
>>23058179
Yup
>>23058340
Think so
>>23058102
Yeah I would
>>23058108
Not really my type
>>23058117
Sure
>>23058137
Yes, but I know you can take a better picture than that
>>23058150
Yep
>>23058179
Yep
>>23058202
I'm not usually into facial hair but hot damn
>>23058340
Absolutely
>>23058341
Yep
>>23058388
I like your face
>>23058478
Oh yes
>>23058531
Thanks :D I like yours too!
>>23058403
Yeah i like it its cool :v
>>23058394
@:v
Elvis duck
>>23058676
>>23058683
You gotta...not do that
>>23058340
Yes, always cute
>>23058179
God yes, Darra
>>23058150
Mhm, you're sweet
