I'm stuck sitting outside of a Safeway for 3 more hours until my ride gets here, because I don't have enough gas to get back home. Keep me company, ask me anything, I'm bored and lonely.
>>22946572
Why did you make such a stupid decision?
>>22946574
Because I'm a fuck up, and it's what I'm best at.
Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or a horse sized dick?
>>22946582
Definitely a horse sized duck, because even if I loose, people won't think I'm gay haha.
Also it's like 30-40 degrees so if I start typing slow it's because my hands are cold as fuck
>>22946600
>loose
Why don't you wait inside?
>>22946615
Because I've already been here for about an hour before I posted this, and I don't think they want me inside anymore :/
>>22946627
Fuck dem mofos
>>22946572
Like seriously? Go steal some shit to make some money damn man
>>22946636
Real talk
>>22946645
I'm not about that stealing life haha
Why don't you have a gas can? Why can't you ask random strangers for help until someone does? I watched the hero of an action movie unleash his incredibly alcoholic piss into an empty gas tank and make it work, can't you at least do that much?
>>22946668
I don't own a gas tank, and if I did I'm not smart enough to carry it in my car. And I'm not about to piss in my Honda haha, this POS car has enough problems as is.
>>22946668
That only works on diesel engines...
>>22946572
Why don't you just walk home? You're already cold, walking would warm you up.
>>22946690
I live like a solid 1-1.5 hours of driving away from where I'm at right now
Did you die?
if doubles
op ded from exposure of elements
>>22947448
Rolling
>>22947455
RIP
>tips hat
>>22946703
shit its gonna be a cold night for you tonight bro
