AMA THREAD, post pic and have at it
AMA I'm very bored
here's a way happier me from one year ago. my question for all of you is, how was your day?
bored n tipsy AMA
>>22946381
my aussie friend what was your childhood fear?
>>22946391
when was the happiest you've ever been?
>>22946391
If you had to sell drugs which one(s) would you sell and why?
>>22946400
Days been good for the 2 hours I've been up lol
My childhood fears were butterflies and thunderstorms
How many gfs have you had?
>>22946391
Favourite music?
>>22946381
What are you playing atm?
>>22946386
boringu! Tomorrow I'll probs see my sisters for the first time in .. 6months ? Hbu?
>>22946381
Are you a serial killer? You can be honest bro, its all anonymous
>>22946386
How much do you weigh?
>>22946391
What's your kink?
>>22946414
Are you always crosseyed?
>>22946414
u crosseyed?
>>22946412
modern warfare 3/mass effect 1/finalfantasy 6
Quite a variety :p
>>22946413
....no
>>22946400
probably when I was a lil kid
>>22946408
weed cause it feels like the safest
>>22946414
You are kidnapped in Africa. You are forced to either marry a tribal leader or be raped by gorillas, what would do you preffer for breakfast?
Ask away. Im leaving thread if my upload is sideways tho
>>22946410
I like alt rock, qotsa, eodm, kyuss etc
>>22946421
Wink wink nudge nudge, right?
>>22946414
Why won't you fuck me???
>>22946428
I'm being serious. Do you model?
>>22946413
kinda dd/lg without the titles
AMA, will respond to everything
>>22946442
Beboop
>>22946435
>eaterhor
Bahahahahaha
>>22946431
Pic related
Ask awayy
>>22946452
can u b mi gf?
>>22946391
What tattoos/piercings do you have?
potatoe quality...
go on.
>>22946419
>>22946420
Dumb Americunts. Go look up 'crosseyed'.
>>22946423
Maybe water based soup? Something easy to throw up.
>>22946435
I'm not a whore.
>>22946414
Is the puff ball thing on your jacket shaped like a heart
>>22946386
What's on your phone case
>>22946452
Can you post a pic with your eyes
>>22946482
Lady you should get your emotions in line
>>22946410
i love butterflies tho. moths scare the fuck out of me even still
i've only had two girlfriends, one good and one that was completely trash
>>22946412
that's awesome! always feels good visiting family. my day was really good, next week they're switching my position at disney from merchandise to attractions, which comes with a small payraise. super hyped
>>22946413
i'm actually underweight. 5'10 and 109 lbs last i checked. not a fun time.
when was the last time you laughed really hard?
>>22946458
favorite song of all time?
>>22946458
what is the biggest object you ever shoved up your pooper?
>>22946466
no tattoos, got my septum and 1cm gauges
>>22946489
>>22946458
Why are you so plain yet cute?
>>22946504
I like them now lol. Just was scared of their erratic flying as a child.
>>22946458
Studying anything at uni/college?
>>22946489
beach boys phone case, will never be replaced
>>22946504
Well damn bro, probably with my son, when he's laughing and doing funny stuff its contagious
>>22946507
Umm nothing. I don't do the butt stuff
>>22946504
Hmmm at the moment "Ain't no rest for the wicked" but it changes
>>22946510
I like them. Keep looking cute
>>22946513
No idea. I hope I'm a bit less plain but just as cute in person
>>22946518
I'm going for some physics major
>>22946519
I approve
Question for everyone: what's your favorite color?
>>22946458
Close your eyes. You working the ground stash. 20 tall pinks. Two fiends come up and ask for 2 each. Another one cops 3. Then Bodie hands you off 10 more, but some white guy rolls up in a car, waves you down, and pays for 8.
How many vials you got left?
>>22946545
Id say 19 but my eyes were closed for most of the question
>>22946545
17??? But.my eyes are closed so idk
>>22946544
Blue
Btw I really fucking like your hair
>>22946533
Wow, didn't expect that. Nice.
>>22946544
Yours.
>>22946544
red
what did you have for breakfast this morning?
>>22946545
NIGGA IT AINT EVEN 9 O CLOCK AN U FIENDIN
>>22946381 Are you dating someone atm?
>>22946386 Do you have a favorite season?
>>22946391 Are you short-tempered?
>>22946413 Is beer your favorite alcoholic drink?
>>22946458 Do you like wearing high heels?
>>22946575
Then larger
>>22946573
how did that drink smell?
>>22946573
I didn't have breakfast but my first meal was steak
>>22946560
Thank you :)
>>22946570
Haha thank you?
>>22946386
Finally! A picture without the squinty smirk! How old were you in this?
>>22946560
Yeahh I'm a nerd
>>22946545
Wait no. 15
>>22946573
What restaurant is that cup from and why is the straw up your nose
>>22946575
No they hurt and I'm pretty tall to begin with
>>22946555
correct.
>>22946558
wrong.
>>22946559
wrong.
You get it wrong they fuck you up. Remember that.
>>22946575
Nope hahaha
>>22946509
Want to take a ride in my panel van?
>>22946586
dang i could go for a steak rn
>>22946585
smelled like DAT GOOD GOOD YA HERD
nah it smelled like water
>>22946589
burger king my negro
because drugs can be absorbed into your bloodstream much faster through your nose
>>22946609
It was so yummy. Perfectly cooked by yours truly. How about you? What did you have for breakfast?
>>22946575
spring will always be my favorite season. it's when i was born
>>22946586
i was eighteen, was a senior in high school and lovin it
>>22946482
I know what I said.
>>22946609
Try needles. They work pretty damn fast
>>22946458
What is the appeal of /b/ for you?. Do you contribute to shitposting?
>>22946617
i had 2 pastrami and cheese wraps with garlic powder sprinkled on but i couldn't grill em cause my oven's broken so i had to microwave them. not quite as good but still good
also come over and cook me a steak pls
>>22946621
that's how you die liz
>>22946622
Not at all. Just boredom. Also it reminds me of my ex haha
>>22946638
It's also how you get highhhh
>>22946618
Oh wow
>>22946638
Will do! And that sounds pretty good!
22 year old college student. Mtf. Just started transitioning this summer. Ama
>>22946609
>>22946638
Can we be friends and drive a conversible, go to miami and shout at bitches @ the beach?
we could also have angus beef afterwards and listen to michael jackson's bassist solo work.
>>22946621
How deep is hell?
>>22946482
Can i watch you cut off your toes, fry and eat them?
>>22946655
That doesn't sound nice t bh. Was he mean and abusive in any way?
Do you post stuff at least other than the rate threads?
>>22946679
>How deep is hell?
6 feet.
I haven't even been 24 hours sober and this headache is driving me insane.
Sobriety is fucking lame.
22, self taught mechanic and fabricator. I like black coffee, cigarettes, and probably you if you're not an asshole
>>22946679
heck yea fám i love being drunk and shouting at bitches
we could do acid and have an all bass jam too, it would be killer
>>22946533
you like the beach boys too? you somehow just got way cooler
>>22946414
when's our wedding?
kek sorry what's your most expensive article of clothing?
>>22946428
worst childhood fear?
>>22946706
>HOLD ME NOW IM SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND IM THINKING
>>22946742
So I was just looking at the voices to face thread and you have a v nice voice way to go Shia
>>22946679
To infinity and beyond
>>22946705
Yeah he was haha. Still miss him though
>>22946748
Of course
>>22946751
I'm not ready for that kind of relationship. Let's stay as friends. It's not me it's you.
AMA, nothing to do on a Friday night.
>>22946742
So you're against needles yet you do acid -.-
>>22946784
>he was mean and abusive
>still miss him
>>22946819
Yeahh he fucked up my perception on people too
>>22946742
Aw yis me lad we could go to a jazz pub and be all pretentious and shit and wear hawaian shirts.
>>22946791
That was a song.
>>22946800
Needles hurt.
>>22946830
Do you consider yourself an outcast liz?
>>22946800
Acid come in liquid form, normally dosage is put onto paper for distribution and consumed orally, like 1 drop taken orally is a hit, what the fuck does needles have to do with fucking acid?
shoot you fucks
>>22946841
Pshh wimp
>>22946846
Yup
>>22946848
Acid seems more dangerous than some needle drugs haha
>>22946800
acid is 30 times less dangerous than anything involving needles fám
in fact acid is one of the least dangerous drugs
>>22946778
hey thanks! i just listened to that recording again and realized it was super gay lol
Hi friends it's Mrs. Potatohead. I'm back and loaded with questions and answers.
>>22946381
What religion are you? I asked this before but my WiFi went out and I never was able to see if you replied. I mean, besides the blatant Mormonism.
>>22946386
It was really lovely actually. Was feeling kind of ill and lazing it on the couch. My family said they were going to dinner without me since I didn't feel like getting ready to go out/was adamant that I felt unwell. They left and I felt guilty for not forcing myself to go so I got ready in hopes of catching up with them. When I finished my shower I heard noises; checked the living room and my family came back with this interesting Spanish soup stuff and said they would never leave me to suffer without food and got me food from the market. Feltgoodman, finished getting ready and we all went out to this Chinese food buffet. Chinese food in Spain is absolutely horrible though so we tried tons of stuff and hated all of it and ended up leaving unhappy, 47€ down. Then we walked over to our favorite Italian restaurant and just ordered dinner again and stuffed our faces, it was extra delicious. 47€ + 20€ in taxi fares, 20€ in the market trip with the food they got and 50€ for our Italian food later and we arrived back at the resort feeling happy but with empty pockets and full tummies. Thanks for asking about my day, nobody really does because I talk a lot. Granted it was to everyone but still<3
How old are you?
>>22946413
Were you ever in the armed forces? You look oddly similar to my friend Furbee.
>>22946544
PINK. Do you have a brother? If so ,what's his name?
>>22946573
How do you feel about the fries at the BK Lounge? Did you drink that drink after you put the straw in your nose or was the cup just empty?
>>22946726
How do you enjoy your steak? Are you a liberal?
>>22946878
It was a little gay but I'm a little gay so that's cool
>>22946887
I have three brothers! Tony, Robert, and Steven.
>>22946887
No, I applied for the armed forces in 2006 but was rejected on medical grounds
>>22946878
Really. I'll keep that in mind. I probably shouldn't be so reckless and acid sounds nice
One of the few black guys on soc
>>22946887
If im the call who called you a potato will you let me pinch your cheeks like a baby?
>>22946887
Not religious at all, I am agnostic
Still praise jesus though :^)
>>22946939
Goku VS Superman. Who wins?
>>22946887
Have you ever twerked before? If so to what song?
>>22946887
If I could, I would take my steak mooing. In all honesty blue rare and rare are my thing. Not liberal per se. I want marijuana to be legal, I agree that people living under the poverty line yet working 60 hours a week is unacceptable, but I also love guns and have an isolationist view for our country.
What's your favorite type of waffle? Was your mother abusive?
>>22946887
oh it's no problem! i love hearing about people's days thanks for sharing. i've never been disappointed in any form of chinese food so i can't share the sentiment kek. and i'm 19
>>22946939
who's GOAT
1) Kendrick
2) Someone who isn't Kendick
explain your answer
>>22946939
Is your question asking ethic as lazy as your work ethic?
>>22946976
I read comics and have watched dbz. I'd say superman due to his pure lack of limits. He has moved planets, can move at the speed of thought and has before three a punch so hard it shattered reality and destroyed the multiverse.
>>22946998
I don't listen to much rap. Mainly podcast's but i like childish bambino due to his wordplay and I can relate to a kid who grew up as a black nerd who was called an Oreo by both his own people and others.
>>22947001
Naw no lazy work ethic at all. Just did so well this year I got a 6.49% salary increase and a nice bonus.
Also what makes you believe I haven't been asking questions?
>>22947093
You make some good points. I think that Superman would win with this new Goku. The one that can go God Mode or whatever. But that Goku who went Super Saiyan 4 could beat him I think. The only reason I think that is because Saiyans get like 10 times stronger when they get the shit beat out of them and Supes could whup that ass for the first few times and never kill him.
>>22947103
fair enough, bino is a genious too,
where you from if i may ask?
>>22947117
See last I watched dbz I was a kid in the 90s so I forgot about stuff like that. Ultimately it'd be a standoff in that situation due to 10*infinity is still infinity.
I can't remember if goku can breathe in space or not. Do you know?
>>22947135
Bro he fucking used to be able after he fought Freiza but now all of a sudden he can't.
>>22946386
No question, congrats on interesting angle
>>22946391
What drugs have you done?
>>22946413
How much weed do you smoke a day?
>>22946414
Are you 16?
>>22946442
Are you in high school? Would it be cute or weird for a girl to wear that kind of shirt
>>22946445
Cool pic
>>22947151
Ye I'm in high school and it would be really cute if a girl wore one, you would definitely look good in it imo
>>22947151
>asks everyone at the top but me
;_;
>>22947121
California mainly but I've lived in Colorado and Ohio as well growing up.
I haven't listened to much rap this year. Do you have any suggestions for artists that don't rap about money, bitches, or guns?
>>22947195
your weaboo is showing
>>22947204
well ykw I don't see the point of doing that
Anyway who are you?
>>22947196
>artists that don't rap about money, bitches, or guns
eh not really, i guess Kendrick is your best bet, alongside Gambino and J. Cole, and maybe even Vince Staples, they all mention bitches money and guns occasionally but thatt's not the focus of their songs
>>22947215
I am the stone that the builder refused. I am the visual. The inspiration that made lady sing the blues. I am the spark that makes your idea bright, the same spark that same spark that lights the dark so that you can know your left from your right. I am the ballot in your box, the bullet in the gun. The inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son. The story that just begun, the promise of what's to come and ima remain a solider until the war is won.
>>22947151
What made you dye your hair pink?
>>22946887
If you could tame any dinosaur what would it be?
>>22946452
have you ever worn elf ears?
This seems like a good study distraction.
>>22946938
How often do you do drugs? Where do you buy them?
Any psychological issues?
>>22947431
Once or twice a month. My friends give them to me cuz they know I'm depressed and o have anxiety. I'm far from an addiction. Drugs just help
>>22946855
How old are you?
>>22947454
Yeah I know. What type?
>>22947479
turned 21 last august
AMA
>>22947145
Huh yea its been so long is the new series any good. I hear mixed reviews.
>>22947508
Oh wow I thought you are a little bit older.
I'm curious how you would look without your beard.
But I love you beard, It's really based.
I have more questions, if you want. ^^
What are your hobbies?
Do you play video games?
What's your favorite tv show?
>>22947497
Started off with opiates. Then I've jumped all over the place. I don't like weed much MDMA is probs my favorite. I've done heroine once. I have yet to try acid tho so I might
Ama
>>22946413
Is weed legal where you are?
>>22946414
When is the last time you told someone I love you?
>>22946428
Are those razor bumps on your chin?>>22946442
Do you have any pets?
>>22946452
Reasoning behind the pricing at that part of the ear vs the lobe?
>>22946458
Would you download a car?
>>22946530
Favorite horror flick?
>>22946544
Mine is a deep dark Ruby color but not burgundy. What is your favorite YouTube channel?
>>22946672
How were your parents with the transition?
>>22946792
Have you ever seen the non Jim Carey mask?
>>22946887
On a scale of 1 to 10 how happy are you with your current life?
>>22947151
How calloused are your fingertips?
>>22947517
Why the paper bag?
>>22947624
I'm afraid of showing my face on the internet
>>22947564
cheers bud, unfortunately i have no clean shaven pics since i haven't shaved fully in ~3 years, but i always preferred having at least some facial hair
>What are your hobbies?
Firearms, running, reading, gym, vidya
>Do you play video games?
sure do, especially now when i should be studying for finals
>What's your favorite tv show?
damn, i watch too many of them, but of the top of my head: archer, rick and morty, plebs, strike back, vikings, silicon valley
A year married. I miss being with other girls. Im not really sure if i love my wife. Also way too drunk right now. Am i normal..?
>>22947589
Is this you really?
Hard to try picturing you shooting up heroine. What was the experience like? Ever considered doing it again?
>>22947636
>Firearms
So you live in US? White American Mens are so based.
You have a really nice tv show taste.
I'm not sure but maybe do you want too chat with me outside of soc on skype (nothing lewd)?
>>22946942
Sure but only if you rub my feet too :^)
>>22946953
Our Lord and Saviour Jesus the Christ almighty shines His light down upon you, son. May He ever love us and guide us down our path that He has chosen.
>>22946976
I actually did attempt twerking alone in my room once with my best friend. It was to the "wop" song and I failed horribly. Just because I'm skinnyfat and have a larger-than-small booty doesn't mean I have any kind of twerking skill. It takes some talent to be able to do it desu.
>>22946978
I love Belgian waffles and my mother actually is not in the slightest, she's a wonderful mother and I love her dearly.
>>22947243
The pterodactyl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h0IpjnByfs
FOR YOU BIG GUY
Now study and get an A+ on your finals~~
>>22947624
Right now? 4ish unfortunately, if I'm being honest. I'm enjoying my location and family time but I'm cripplingly lonely and suffering somewhat from homesickness. Also haven't had a decent conversation with anyone besides my mom and 10 year old sister in an entire month. The little outside human interaction I get is in broken Spanish that leads to embarrassment generally hah. Trying to remain optimistic though!!
>>22947674
>So you live in US?
nope europe
and i'm not completely against the idea of talking to people on here but i'm not a huge fan of sharing my info online
>>22947680
wtf that was magnificent. also my last finals is on tuesday. calculus got me worried.
>>22947650
How are you married when you look 16
>>22947686
If you want just add me on skype: Primdevil
>>22947672
It was nice but no. Too risky. Also my boyfriend who gave it to me is gone so..
>>22947713
How's the white zinfandel and pumpkin spice latte?
>>22947731
never tried them lol
>>22947719
will do, i saved it, i'll add you tomorrow
>>22947713
i think you and i would get along just fine
>>22947729
You should def go for acid if you feel like it.
What do you mean by nice. care to elaborate on the experience?
>>22947753
Okay I go now sleeping, but befor I do, one question left in my head.
Your country don't start with G and end with y, or?
>>22947753
why do u say that haha
>>22947771
nein, it starts with a C and ends with an a haha,yeah i'm off to bed as well, ttyl and gn
>>22947775
you don't look crazy and you are physically pretty much my type
>>22947713
Young Britney Spears what are you doing here?
>>22947788
Good night
>>22947746
Really? You look like the whitest chick ever that wears Uggs and stuff and is secretly interested in girls (when drunk on white wine).
>>22947788
>>22947796
>>22947798
funny enough this was my outfit to the britney spears concert lol
yes i wear uggs...
not interested in girls
>>22947807
if that was directed at me, i'm not a girl
>>22947624
My favorite horror flick has probably got to be "it follows" as of recently
>>22947974
Solid.
>>22947785
What nationality are you?
>>22947998
Clapistan
>>22948037
You look pretty Slavic
>>22946386
I have woken up with flem everywhere and had to blow my nose like a billion times. I'm now gonna go play XCOM. So average so far.
Why are you obsessed with my voice?
>>22946381
Is AUS a nice place to live /pol/ wise?
>>22946391
What you been drinking?
>>22946575
Anything interesting about you? You seem intriguing.
>>22946887
Are you in your own little world all of the time?
>>22947243
What sport do you do?
>>22947624
Why are you surrounded by a billion palm trees?
>>22947624
No, I don't currently have any pets. I used to have a dog and a cat, though. The dogs name was buddy and the cat was lucky.
I actually have these permanent scars on my face from when I was three when buddy bit me. We still loved him, including me.
Buddy died from cancer when I was eight, he was an old dog and he was suffering. I found out when I came home from school, and I cried for the rest of the day. It was the first time I found out what grief felt like.
Lucky died a couple months later, but I had this more personal connection with buddy. He was my friend, and I loved him.
I don't know why I just wrote that whole thing, I just get emotional when I think about buddy.
>>22949259
not my city in particular
weird question btw lol
>>22949259
How many dicks have you had in you?
Do you know how beautiful you are and if so do you use that to your advantage?
Where did you get that cool knife block?
>>22949523
1
I think I'm average so no I don't
It was either from Morrisons or some kitchen ware shop in the town. I can't remember which one.
>>22949552
Way above average and you know it
>>22949259
hope you're doing okay now. i'd totally play csgo with you but you'd probably wreck me.
i'm obsessed with your voice because i dont often get to hear british accents where i am. and tbqhwy it doesnt hurt that you've got the looks to match it
Made it through day one of sobriety.
Trying to sleep was fucking brutal
>>22949556
No, I don't.
>>22949765
I've been like this for around 2 weeks now. It sucks. I'd rek you even with high ping pal
>tbqhwy
to be quite honest ... ?????
>>22949827
with you
M8 learn your own slang
And I'm the master of high ping tbqh with my australian African internet
>>22949846
sos
I'm gonna go get mortal now to get over the heartbreak of not knowing my own slang.
What number ping?
>>22949827
'to be quite honest with you'
1v1 me on a US east server and see what happens bruv
>>22949860
420
>>22949865
I'd still rape
>>22949870
dank
>>22947624
a lot on the left hand
>>22947243
boredom and admiration for weird hair
Another day crossed off.
Headaches are coming again though
