Craigslist casual encounters thread. Share your experiences.
>>22916991
There are no replies to this thread because no one gets laid through Craigslist.
>>22917531
I beg to differ my man
I once hired an escort, cried after a blowjob
and left
I broke up with my gf and about two weeks later started scouring craigslist.
Messaged one chick(i live in NYC) who lived about 45 minutes away. After she weeded through about 100 messages, she got back to me and we chatted for a little bit. Small talk, kink talk-- just kinda making her feel comfortable. She decided I was the right guy--
She had just broken up with her husband and was looking to be a slut for a little bit(her words) and liked dominant guys.
She drove about 45 minutes to me, and we met and grabbed ice cream--chatted for a bit and then she sat on my lap and started making out.
She says she wants me to talk filthy to her while she sucks my cock-- so she drops to her knees while I'm sitting on my couch, and starts gagging herself on my cock.
I call her every name under the sun and she's moaning with my dick in her throat--I go to reach my hand between her legs, and she denies it.
"I just wanna swallow you."
She continued to milk my cock for all that it was worth for about 20 minutes before swallowing my cum.
She came by once more before I wound up meeting a girl I was into who was local.
I think I fucked up-- but this chick was probably nuts and would have gone off the deep end.
10/10, would recommend. Be normal and persistent on Craigslist, and you'll find someone. The trick is the search for keywords that a chick would actually write.
Learn, practice, teach, casual, hangout, etc.
>>22917606
>NYC
Literally how? I live in the city too and it's nothing but bots and hos asking for money.
>>22917621
I was persistent. I'd browse pretty much all day--you learn how to weed out the bots/hookers from the normal chicks.
Just came across a girl who had a crush on me in jr high. Apparently she got a divorce and is back in town. Fucking lol
>>22916991
>never sucked dick b4
>Not sure if i like it or not, wont know if i dont try
>After watching a ton of "makes you want to suck dick" threads on /gif/ I go to craigslist
>find some guy that wants to get his dick sucked for awhile and then fuck
>First and only real experience with a dude
>Got handcuffed and blindfolded and forced to suck dick
>thisisprettyfun.gif
>no more handcuffs or blindfolds, makes me keep sucking his dick for about 30 mins with no hands
>he see's my mouth getting tired and rims my ass for a bit
side note: I hadn't stretched my ass for awhile so it wasnt used to having anything in it
>He put condom and lube on and tried to fuck me
>Too tight, hurt really bad
>he jerked off on my chest
>went home, didn't even cum
Not sure If i ever want to try dick again.
pic related: its me
>>22917909
>>went home, didn't even cum
Poor guy done goofed himself into a cock.
>>22917929
Thanks for the sympathy, anon
I'm considering trying to find someone to come over just to cuddle with but I'm scared of strange men and they'll try to touch my fanny.
>>22918045
I'll be the judge of that. Post fanny
>>22918108
Fat fanny.
>>22918141
that is an awful picture. I can't even tell which way goes towards your torso. Try a better one to be judged.
This ones better.
First time ever used craigslist. Some lady wants to come to a house get liccked and leave. Turns out she was real, a slightly overweight housewife bored in the day. She was driving past, ten minutes later She lies on my bed, I get her off. She left...
Looks a craigslist for another 3 years to not an ounce of real person.
Beginners luck
>>22918141
>>22918155
FANNY DOESN'T MEAN ARSE
>>22918155
That's better. If cuddling I'd definitely want to touch but wouldn't go further than that unless you were really pushing it.
>>22918168
Here in america they're synonymous as far as I'm aware.
>>22918155
>>22918141
>come on /soc/ to fuck with my friends mind and find disturbing material, which /soc/ is the main producer of
>see this when scrolling down
>wtf is that thing, are those two sausage fingers
>open thread
>stare at picture for a while
>IT'S SOMEONES ASS
>american are so stupid they dont know fanny is vagina
>good thing though, wouldnt want to see that things vagina
>the ass is so flat the lovehandle comes further out than the ass
>It's an american
>show to friends in class
>we all laugh
>good times were had
Lose weight you burgercow, fucking disgusting
To keep on topic
>fuck with friends mind occasionally
>make her a craigslist ad
>picture related
Posted an ad last night
> kept asking me to send a face pic with out sending one first
> say ive been swamped by gay guys responding, so she should send first for my ease
>4 hours pass when I get this back
"You never sent me a pick, so I found 2 other guys from the plants to come fuck me. The dp'ed me at the same time. They just left and Im sore. Going to bed"
aIght then. Starting to think maybe I should have let that dude come through and blow me.
I get blowjobs from dudes off craigslist on the regular. It's awesome.
>>22916991
How many of you have gotten STD/STIs from Craigslist?
>Break up with Gf
>Shave body
>Hit up CL as sissy looking to suck.
>Get hotel room and get dressed.
>Guy comes to room
>Suck him off. Let him fuck me.
>He came, left w/e
>I didn't get off.
>Probably won't try it again.
>But am worried of STDs.
>>22918807
Not from a random
>see ad from guy on CL
>typically I talk a lot before meeting someone
>exchange emails for about three weeks. we seem compatible
>both looking for the same thing... monogamous/exclusive arrangement between us
>meet him for coffee. wasn't planning sex
>like him even more in person
>invites me to his place
>go over and have sex. use condoms
>six months into "relationship" we were still using condoms
>decide since we're exclusive to each other we can drop the condoms
>two weeks later he gives me Chlamydia
>we weren't as exclusive as I thought.
>>22918889
I wouldn't mind the clap. At least that's curable. Lol, I've actually had it before. Got it from this chick I had a one night stand with at a party.
I'm more worried about the things that stay. Like Herpies, or HPV.
HIV I'm not so worried about, just doesn't seem like a common thing.
But I've got a few more days til symptoms could come up. I keep checking my mouth for sores....
I browse CL for about 10 minutes, then it blocks my IP. Seems to work again the next day though I don't have a dynamic IP. All I've ever done is hide some listings that were obviously illegitimate. Any logic behind this?
>>22918756
Me too. I like CDs. Guys give the best head.
So I've been posting for about a month on CL. Aside from the usual bots, most replies I get are from dudes, even though I post in m4w. I've probably gotten replies from about 10 women, but almost all of them randomly stop replying for no reason, even though they expressed a lot of interest in meeting. The only one I have met IRL was a good looking 39 year old married woman. We met up somewhere in public and talked for a bit, just to get to know each other, then made out in her car and made plans for her to come to my place a few days later. She was obviously very excited but since then has not replied to any messages.
Why is everyone so flaky?
>Tried m4m section because I wanted a tall Tom Sellek type guy to be my first
>First reply is a black guy in bulky shape
>Met up
>Nervous as fuck I almost want to cry
>Makes me feel super comfortable
>ask me to sit next to him
>Tells me soothing stuff and then starts kissing me
>i lay my head on his chest and I notice his bulge thickening
>puts my hand on it and I automatically go down on his cock
>slowly mount his legs and grind my ass on his cock
>We make out and he lays on his back
>He starts prodding my asshole
>Slowly feel tip sliding in each prod
>its finally inside
>I'm so tight it hurts moving
>Pluck it out with an audible plop
>Expected shit on his cock
>Its clean so I slime it up again
>We try again
>This time it slides in and feels good as soon as he rubbed my prostate
>we fuck until he ask me if he could cum inside me
>I let him
>Been paranoid about having aids for a few months after that day
>just turned 18 last year
>horny as hell 24/7
>spend hours fishing on Craigslist trying to find some pussy or some trap ass
>find a dude that wants to fuck his girl with another guy
>go to his house
>dude ends up living in a really shit white trash neighborhood
>expect to get murdered
>dude comes out of the house and motions to me to come in
>looks like a tweaker
>takes me down the hallway to a door on the side and says "wait here"
>almost certain that I'm going to die
>walk over to the door and look into the room
>he's getting blown by a turbo obese woman in her 40s
>he has to convince her to blow me since she thinks I'm underage (fucking baby face)
>we end up tag teaming her
>really uncomfortable drive home, take a shower as soon as I get home
>proceed to fuck 3 traps and 4 girls in the following months off craigslist
tldr craigslist is a bit sketchy but if you have patience you can rustle up some ass
>>22919988
this has been me ever time i have fucked a couple on there. one time i washed my dick at the nearest gas station
Suggestions for UK alternatives for craigslist?
bump for more stories.
>>22916991
End of my first semester at university. Started the semester with a serious hardon for Amateurart and other hot stuffer girls. Always been a big tit fan. Fuck it. Post on CL for weeks at a time looking for some big tits to play with. I always ask for white women because it's my preference as a white guy. Black woman responds. Ffs. Her pic shows her 34FF tits. They're fucking huge. Her name literally had the word Tit in it. I drove out to her apartment and went up stairs. Uncomfortably comfortable. As in, I'm having a conversation with a total stranger whose tits I'm about to suck and it's like I'm talking to someone I've known for years. She removes her shirt and bra. They're massive. She lays back and I get my hands on those huge puppies. They're heavy, jiggly, and flopping left and right as I suck them. She loves having her nipples sucked. After a bit I paid her and left.
Week later she texts me saying she has a huge titted friend she wants me to meet. I head over. Her friend is equally huge. I play with both their tits. One pair on my left. The other on my right. Fucking awesome. The friend doesn't really get into the nipple sucking though since her nipples were retardedly sensitive. Seriously, wtf. Eventually drive them to friend's place for some fking reason. Then return to main woman's place. Pay her. Leave.
At this point I'm feeling used for my money since I'm literally paying their bills. I don't know why this bothered me so much. I stopped talking to her after that.
>>22918155
Id like to snuggle up to you <3
>start posting on CL to lose virginity
>eventually a few women respond
>one of them is a pretty sexy older latina chick
>she eventually fades
>eventually meet up with a black chick I don't find attractive, but she isn't a whale so I go along with it
>kinda awkward car sex + sloppy BJ
>I never cum and we give up after like 15 minutes
>she gets mad at me later while texting and cuts off contact
eh.
>>22921837
OOC, how much does one charge for this sort of... uh... privilege?
Using craigslist in Belgium/Netherlands is a drag. Only bots in the casual encounters.
The one thing I found that has legit people on it, is the MW for M. The amount of keks on there is astounding. Been messaging one for over a week, he wants me to fuck his gf. Can't say for sure if i'll go through with it, but it's tempting as fuck.
>>22923617
Nigga, just do it. MW4M is like the guaranteed place to find any real pussy on that site.
>>22917531
Ige had sex with 6 people on craigslist m4m section. I like to fuck older men and let them use me as they please I love be degraded. Only problem is Im attractive and have a great ass and fuck good so they become clingy and cant handle one and done. Gay men are emotional faggots fucks sake. Dont bother op. I was just in it for the dicks wish I could attach a dick to a girl and have her fuck me. Strap ons just arent the same
>>22923297
If I could choose the worst possible way I could lose my virginity willingly, that would be it.
>>22923688
That is so true. I don't do "one and done". I'd rather have one fuck buddy at a time. But you're right... older guys get clingy. After meeting up a few times they get pissy if you can't come over, start sending "I miss you" tests, don't want you to leave, want you to spend the night, drop the "L" word. All this after I specifically said I'm just in it for a fuck buddy, not a relationship.
>>22918155
Dat ass got me like (_-_)
>>22917537
IT WAS YOU!!! was it a tranny with a bigger dick then you?
So my first time going on CL was about '09
>Message guy who lives near me
>Lie about where I live and who I am
>Real paranoid
>He picks me up down the street
>Takes me back to his place
>Mfw "hey, the bus drives past here every morning wtf"
>Go inside, he's watching wrestling... oookay
>Sits on couch and he mutes the TV
>starts biting my bone through my pants
>wtfeok.jpg
>unzips and does the same to my underwear
>ffs man
>finally sucks my dick and it's some of the best man head I've had to this day
>ten minutes go by about to cum
>tell him "i'm gonna cum"
>cum
>He gets up and thanks me
>Start getting dressed again and he says "Would like to do again anon"
>Ask "So you don't wanna do anything else?"
>Nope
>drops me off down the road from my home
>Take shower and cry from stress
>mfw he still posts on CL and am tempted to message him again but
>nah.gif
I've got one other story, and it's more horror than awkward.
>>22924569
Can't wait.
>>22924569
This was around the same time maybe a few months later
>message this guy for about two days
>says he's "a little chubby"
>asks me to spend the night with him at a hotel
>surewhynot.jpg
>day comes had to lie to my mom say I was going to friends to party
>He picks me up and I immediately regret every decision in my life
>what he meant by "a little chubby" was "I'm bigger than a blue whale"
>had his seat pushed all the way back and arm rest was broken
>his white rapist mini van looked like he lived out of it
>regret.gif
>I'm too nice for him to come from a different city to come get me and decide to fuck him anyway
>Get to his city buy alcohol and condoms and oj to mix
>I'm like, okay gotta get drunk and pretend he's skinny
>can't
>we get naked and he sucks my dick
>btw he had a huge HUGE ugly mole right above his eye and it almost touched me
>really uncomfortable
>after a few minutes I'm almost all the way hard
>he scoots over on the only bed in the room
>"Fuck me"
>gag
>Put on condom
>Proceed to attempt to penetrate asshole
>mfw my dick isn't big enough
>stop and finish the bottle of vodka and the oj
>attempt #2
>can't
>run to bathroom for 30 minutes hoping he won't wanna do shit else
>come out and say "I'm too drunk"
>Ok anon, just come cuddle
>shudder
>next morning he wakes me up like "Hey, get me off before I drive you home."
>shudder
>tries to suck micro penis
>tastes/smells horrid
>after a while he's like "Okay, g2g"
>THANKGOD.gif
>drives me home and immediately shower
>mom asks what I did
>Just drank and forgot to ask for a ride home is all
>take another shower after she leaves for work
pic related, he looked like that.
>>22924628
why.jpg
>>22924633
horny and ugly
My first experience on CL went like this:
> Be newly turned 18 white boy
> bi curious
> post an ad on M4M looking to suck a dick
> get a response from a 40-something black man
> I exchange pics and info with him
> head over to his house listening to sissy hypno videos through my car stereo
> finally get there, he answers the door
> he's alot fatter than in his pictures but whatever
> I come inside all nervous as fuck
> he sits down and tells me to take my clothes off
> I obliged and strip down
> now completely naked in front of this stranger
> he's eyeing me up and down which really turns me on
> he tells me to come over to him
> he lays back and tells me to get to work
> I pull off his shorts and his cock pops out
> jerk it a bit and stare at it
> start to blow him
> 10 minutes go by when he suddenly grabs my hair and starts moaning loudly
> fills my mouth with cum
> I suck up as much as I can
> he tells me to show him before I swallow
> I open my mouth and stick out my tongue so he can see my mouth filled with his cum
> I swallow
> he played with my ass a bit
> then I left because had to get to school
> still think about it all the time
> no ragrets
>>22924638
Can't be THAT ugly for that shit to happen.
Do MILFs browse Craigslist /soc/?
I'm an average looking young guy.
>>22924645
I mean I'm not repulsive, just kinda fat faced
>always browse CL casuals
>M4M, W4M, MW4M
>see ad from a couple on MW4M
>they are in their 50's. picture is them on a boat naked
>pretty damn nice for 50's. She's got a nice tight body, small tits, short gray hair
>he's taller, muscular, cock that's about 4" flaccid
>agree to met them for drinks
>chat for about 15 minutes about regular stuff. boats, sports, etc...
>get down to specifics now
>he wants to fuck an ass but wife says she's not into it
>she wants to get lots of oral sex but he's not into going down on her
>hence they need a bi guy who will do both
>agree and set a date to meet at their place
>head to address. it's a condo on the water. boat is outside, beautiful view
>we get right down to business
>doing a lot of stuff. play with her, suck him, play with her tits
>position myself so I'm going down on her while my ass is up in the air
>guy lubes me up and fingers me for a few minutes
>starts pushing his cock into my ass
>feels like he's splitting me in two
>I'm groaning while I'm licking her pussy
>he's fucking me gently at first, then he really starts pounding
>his wife is encouraging him telling him to "rape that boy's ass" and "make him hurt"
>get a feeling I'm in for it
>can't concentrate on going down on wife because I'm getting fucked so hard
>he lasts about 20 minutes, which to me seemed like hours
>when he finally cums he pulls out, pulls off his condom, empties it on his wife's pussy and tells me to clean her off and make her cum
>do as I'm told, get her off twice before she's had enough
>few days wife contacts me
>wants to set up another meeting
>explain to her that getting fucked in the ass like that wasn't really good for me
>she says she understands and that is why she never did anal with her husband
>invites me over when he's not home
>just go down on her and jerk myself off
I keep thinking that when a person emails me back with a request to reply to another email is a scam right?
>>22924783
If the first reply is something like "oh yeah that's interestig, message me on blablabla@blabla" then yeah, it's fake.
REAL people wouldn't give 2 shits about talking via de CL relay email for a while.
>>22924783
yeah block them
>>22924789
>>22924790
yea figured, ty
do you all show your face when someone asks?
>>22924679
Maybe a few but your odds of banging one are like 1/100,000. From my experience I never get replies from real women it's just bots trying to get u to sign up for something and gay dudes.from what I hear it was a lot better several years ago.
I have been in a fuck buddy relationship with a 7.5/10 cougar for more than a year now. I think I might love her but our age gap is too big to pursue a real relationship. She's great, petite, 100 pounds but still has DD tits and a perfect pussy.
I've also taken a high-school girl's virginity and fucked a couple of BBWs through CL (never fucking a fat girl ever again) .
I was pretty much 100% guaranteed to fuck this 6/10 housewife (pic related) while her husband wasn't home, but I had second thoughts and decided not to. I didn't want to be part of something like that and her body grossed me out a bit.
I could have fucked a lot more of I had my own place, but car fun isn't too great and most chicks post on Craigslist to cheat or get dick because they can't host.
>>22925120
Explain how you got so lucky anon, I posted on Craigslist for about 3 weeks pretty regularly and got a few replies but mostly from fakes/ gays. I'm /fit/ and pretty good looking but I try to avoid posting my face so as not to be recognized. Were you just lucky or is there something you know that I dont?
I'll post my story:
>Be me
>21 y/o virgin
>Browsing Craigslist for years at this point
>Lost all hope, just gay dudes, bots and weirdos in my city
>Live at home while going to school
>A month ago, house is empty, family away
>Decide to give Craigslist a shot one more time, post short ad with cock picture (I know... shit like that doesn't work)
>Get a response from a chubby girl (expected) exchange pictures and she backs out, oh well she sounded crazy anyway
>Lose hope until I get a response asking what exactly I'm looking for
>Keep chatting, turns out this girl lives in my neighbourhood, we know mutual people, but we went to different high schools/unis
>Has a long distance boyfriend, just wants good sex not from strangers from a bar/club
>Doesn't want to trade pictures because she wants to stay super discreet because of her circumstances, she's scared we know each other
>So we exchange a ton of emails, and build a lot of trust actually then exchange numbers
>She comes over one night
>I'm fucking scared of getting robbed/stabbed
>Open door
>Asian qt standing there
>Wut.gif
>Anyways, that night was awkward/fun/weird
>Didn't use condom because didn't fit, didn't finish too
>Planned to text her to ask if she was okay (pregnant check), but figured the night was awkward and she never wanted to hear from me again
>2 weeks later: Get a text asking to chill again
>Will probably see her this week
>Might have nsa fwb
And that anons, is how I lost my v-card and hooked up on craigslist all in one go.
>>22925147
3 weeks? Nigga I was doing that for 6 months.
Be open, courteous, and ultimately persistent. Respond and make your own posts. The mw4m section is usually bot free, as is the mw4mm and w4mm. For your information, I'm short, built fat, good looking and have a 7 inch, thick cock which helps.
>>22925189
my nigga
>>22925195
Damn brah didn't realize it would take months of daily posting for a single fuck almost doesn't seem worth it but milf pussy is my biggest fetish maybe I'll get back at it
What do Y'all think of this post? SOmeone's trying to clean up w4m, and I like it.
>>22925212
It would be nice to have an automated listing filter for strings of text. So many bots use snippets of the same postings that it would clear out a lot of crap. Though I supposed they'd go unflagged that way.
>>22925039
face with a blur or a black bar. And a picture I know for sure they can't track back to my public images.
I'm talking with the lady who had this as her ad on the "women seeking men" personals. I like her so far. She's 52 and I'm 26
"FLR/TRUE LOVE/FEMDOM/BDSM/DS
I am a very, very pretty white woman with a killer body and I am seeking a FEMDOM, serious, very highly SEXUAL,
very KINKY, one on one, MONOGAMOUS, friends first relationship where the man will totally submit to me. I have around $100,000 worth of sexy toys and restraints to play with. If you are sincere and serious about that and also you are seeking the complete fairy tale, true love, forever relationship too then send me a few photos of yourself and tell me a little about yourself. Also send your phone number. If I like what I see and feel we might be a great match I will call you. I do not text. I prefer to hear a voice to make sure someone is real. I am. Please be sure to answer these 4 questions. How tall are you? Do you have kids? Pets? And can you relocate for a relationship? If you answer those questions and send a few photos of yourself and if I am attracted
to you and I like your answers, then I will reply back to you. I am seeking someone without any kids. Someone that does not want any kids. Someone at least around 6 foot tall, and someone that if they have pets, they would be fine merging with my pets. Also seeking someone that could relocate to a gorgeous beach home with me when I move in a year or so. If you TRULY desire a relationship like this, send me everything that I asked for and I will reply right back to anyone that I feel could be a match for me. Tell me why I should choose you. Your photos and answers to my questions get my photos if I feel we could be a great match so make them good ones. ;) "
Haven't met in person yet, but we've got each other on social media and phone now. First time I ever had a relationship this way
I'll post really quick inbetween finals.
>Be me
>Lonely weeb after first semester of college
>Seen one too many "make you want to suck cock" threads on /gif/
>Decide fuck it I'll look around on craigslist
>kinda fat, so just post picture of my ass saying I was looking to suck cock
>Get email from guy who was actually nearby
>He's a contractor and had the keys to a empty house he was remodeling
>Sneak out and ride my bike to the house
>Knock on the door and he answers, really fat mexican guy
>Invites me in, awkward silence ensues
>Blurt out "so uh, do i just do it here or?.."
>He says we can go upstairs
>There's a mattress on the floor with a bunch of condoms and lube next to it
>Turn around he's standing there with a pair of zebra striped panties in his hands
>"Can you wear these, anon?"
>noproblem.mp3
>I get on my knees and take off his pants, cock flops out
>Suck on it so it gets hard in my mouth, feelsgoodman
>He starts moaning and pulling my hair a little
>Get really into it, try everything I've seen in porn
>LIck around the head, suck on it while looking up at him
>He cums in about 3 minutes, doesn't tell me I freak out a bit but just swallow it all
>He asks if he can do more
>I'm already all the way out here, so why not?
(insert obligatory "should I keep going?" here. Pic is cock pic he sent)
>>22925437
At first I thought it was a botched attempt at a cum pentagram
>>22925400
Sounds too good to be true anon and that usually means it's a dude
Always amuses me when I see listings for blatantly gay stuff, with an in-denial "no homo" addendum.
>>22925451
We're talking over the phone and social media though so Idk
>>22916991
never really had any luck with craigslist but this thread makes me want to try again. Question, I have an ex gf that somehow always found out I was posting adds on CL even after we broke up idk if she has some app that could read my emails or what but she found a way to get into my email account I posted using a fake name even after we were broken up and she had no access to my computer and would bitch at me for getting on craigslist even after we were separated. A) how was she viewing my emails without access to my computer and B) how do I prevent this? make a new email using a proxy? my only guess is she found some program/app that allowed her to view anything email/social media I've signed up for based off my IP address. She's not a tech genius or anything but she's a psycho that tries to make me feel like shit for hooking up with chicks from craigslist and even told my parents about it and I'd like to avoid that lol. Anons ITT gave me hope maybe I can find a MILF fwb.
>>22918155
where you from
So many faggots.
All of you go kill yourselves
First post ever.
I was 24, responded to a married woman's ad for a cuddlemaybemore. She came over. There was no cuddling. Short, curvy, sexy body, god awful teeth. Honestly could not look at her busted face. I ate her out, fucked for maybe 10 minutes, couldn't cum. Then she left. We don't talk.
Do you guys have better results posting on CL for sex or are you better off weeding through the bots and messaging random people until you find someone?
Answered a post on CL and talked for a while. Woman was in the same town (single mother) and wanted to tv and chill. Made it clear I wasn't feeling relationship status and she was fine with this. Would come over every other day (she was a large woman) and fuck until she passed out (pussy made of strawberries). She only had one previous guy (father) sowanted to do eeverything under the sun. Came buckets from her amazing mouth. Things ended when I moved out of state and she wanted to change the arrangement. Only FWB on CL I ever had.
>>22925542
sounds like a keylogger? I'd look to get that fixed but you might want to go to g
Hmm, had a few success stories:
1 - Was in college, saw a post and responded to it. She wrote back, turns out that she lives right on the other side of campus. Bigger girl, but whatever - any port in a storm, right? Next day, I walked over there, and she walked me up to her dorm room. Made out for a bit, played with her tits, she blew me, I left.
2 - Shortly after graduating college, respond to another post. Meet her at a movie theater. Older, not that great looking, but whatever. We go watch Crank, and she's sitting there blowing me in the theater almost the whole time. Unfortunately, she's bad at it. She hasn't made me cum by the end of the movie, It's dark out, so we go drive around a neighborhood until we find a decent place to pull over. She keeps at it, and eventually I help out and them cum in her mouth. Drop her off at her car, leave.
3 - Shortly after 2, respond to a post where she's going to be at a nightclub that's in a hotel lobby. Showed up, gave her the keyword, and then she took me out to the car. Had a guy follow us (was there to keep her safe, I was sure that I was going to get robbed). She was probably early 40s, fairly thin but pretty bad face. She started to suck me off, then pulled out a condom and started wrapping me up. I only wanted head (you noticing a theme?), but I wasn't gonna tell her no. Ended up fucking her in my small 2-door for a bit, came, and that was it.
... more continued
19 here dumped this year looking to get a fuck buddy after a few weeks
post m4m
meet to older guys (28&29) regularly end up likeing the younger one
GREAT sex. hes got a huge cock smokes me out and lets me drink his whiskey.
for some reason (i think) we both decided to not text each other anymore. been a few weeks now since we met kinda nervous to text him back since its been so long
4 - My fiancee at the time went out of town, and I responded to this mw4m ad that was looking for dudes to come by and play poker, and the winner of each hand got to boss her around for that turn - she was effectively the "winnings". Well, during the game itself not a lot happened - she got down to her underwear, got to play with her tits a bit, made out, she rubbed on my junk, However, I ultimately ended up winning most of the hands when the two other "outsider" guys needed to bail, so I ended up with the grand prize. She got naked, then she got me naked as well. She had small tits, but a nice tight body. She sucked on me for a bit, and her boyfriend asked me what I thought of her abilities. Was kinda weird, but whatever. She then got on her back and asked me to fuck her. He went and got me a condom, then I started pounding her. He stayed completely clothed, but was sitting there stroking her hair while I fucked her. She ended up cumming pretty hard, then he said that she can't really go much after one, so to wrap up. He also required that I came on her stomach, so I got close, then pulled out and came on her. Cleaned up, drove back home.
5 - Responded to an ad for a gloryhole. Was dubious, decided to say fuck it. Went in, there was a tit in the hole for me to suck and lick for a bit. Other than that, it's completely dark on the other side and there's a porn movie playing loudly on mine. Decided "What the fuck", slid my dick through the hole. HOLY FUCK, it was seriously some *amazing* head. Generally I can last a fairly decent time, but this took it out of me. Giving that a 50/50 shot of having had my dick sucked by a dude, but it's Shroedinger's BJ.
6 - Responded to an ad for some girl who said she was a pillow princess. She responded back that she really liked my style. Looked up the term, was fine with it. Drove over to her house - DAMN she's good looking. Tall, thin black chick with some nice tits...
... more continued
So I meet up with this guy he posted an ad with no pic and I felt like it was normal than the guys that have pics with their face in it and shit cuz hes actually worried about if people he knows see him lol, we start emailing I send nudes and we take it to text he has a hot body. Hes dtf, I'm dtf. Hes like a 6/10 in the face kind of nerdy, 5 years older than me. He picks me up about 3-4 days after us talking and flirting, I'm prepared for this shit no bra no panties nothing. I wanted to meet a day or two earlier because I was about to start my period but the day we met I wasnt on it so fuck it right. He picks me up in this nice car takes me to a hotel that has mirrors on the ceiling and shit, I take off my clothes we start making out hes suckin on my titties and we take it to the bed hes finger me so roughly and can barely fit it in because I was so tight, so he uses some lube fingering me then I get up start sucking his cock, then he puts a condom on and starts fucking me and then he flips me over to fuck me in the ass and I'm bleeding and he starts freakin out like wooww total boner kill and I'm like wooww like youve never seen blood before so I go clean up we take it to the shower hes like 'yeah idk if I can get hard again' so he starts suckin on my titties again and I start sucking his dick in the shower for like 15 minutes and we take it to the bed and I suck his dick for like an hour then hes all like check the time and he had to leave so he took me home and it was a really awkward car ride and moral of the story is he never texted me back trying to hook up again lol
6 (cont'd) - I go down on her and she starts to suck on my fingers... Goddamn that was hot, and really made me wish that she was more of the giving type. I go for a bit longer, then she asks me to fuck her. I gladly oblige, and then she starts getting really into it - I'm fucking her and playing with her clit, she's telling me she wants me to choke her... I oblige that, then tell her to bend over - she had an amazing ass, too. Smacked her ass and fucked her doggy for a while until she was begging me to cum. I couldn't hold out much longer and shot my load. She got me some things to clean up, we relaxed a bit, and I bounced. Kinda wish we still stayed in touch.
7 - Responded to an ad for a gangbang, and got selected. The chick came out in a blindfold, and was a bit of a thicker chick. She also took it in all holes. There were probably 20 dudes there, all told. I said fuck it and went straight for her ass before anybody else did. Came (w/ condom, of course), then waited a bit to bounce back and then throatfucked her until I came in her throat. I knew I wouldn't bounce back quickly from that one, so I just bailed.
>>22928926
he had a wife or GF and she started getting wise.
>>22929042
maybe? i dont think so. it was always his place and sometimes i would suggest last minute things. i stayed the night plenty of times and he wasnt on his phone very much while i was there
>>22929013
Then like last week I was bored and I posted an ad with some pics of me and stuff seeing if anyone wanted to party had drugs anything and I met this one dude and he never sent pics or anything but he said he had molly and everybody on there was offering weed so I'm like fuck it this is the guy and he pulls up and is literally a -8182929292/10 I couldnt do it so I had him drive a few blocks and I hop out and told him Ill be right back and at that point I was like fuck craigslist then he texted me and offered me $100 for head and I was like damn I could use some money, so I was like okay okay okay he picks me up I get the money and act like I'm about to do it but I couldnt too ugly so I hop out the car with his money and leave lol.
>>22923361
Depends on how low you can get people to do it for. Ask if they'll take a low number. Sometimes they're retarded and think their tits are somehow worth $100+. I was paying $40-60.
OP here. Some girl literally wrote me her lifestory and goals from the CE section. Wrote me 4 paragraphs about what she is looking for and her goals in life. It seems too good to be true and googling her full name and images doesn't give any "fishy results". Granted, I still think it is too good to be true and the women in question might be someone just fucking with me. I'll keep you guys updated if I hear back from her but here is an image of her.
>>22930197
qt as fuck
>>22916991
most recent experience
>get bored of fucking my own ass with fingers
>never cum because arms too tired from scratching for my prostate
>try m4m section
>"total bottom seeking cock"
>use cute trap anime pics
>get a shit ton of hits
>one dude wanted to drive me around and look for a hotel instead of meeting up at whichever one
>pass up even though I understood it was to make sure I did not flake
>finally get an easy hit where I just show up at their house
>head over
>shit this guy lives in a nice neighborhood
>dude opens his gate and shows me in
>We drink some coke and rum he had set up for us
>dude is being very open and straightforward in the conversation
>says fuck a lot so I start saying fuck a lot too
>mentions how people are too sensitive and take simple communication for manipulation or some other odd motive
>we keep talking from 2pm up until 8 pm
>says if I am ready for bed
>here we go, I thought
cnt'd
>>22930556
way to leave me hanging bro
>just an average
>look at M4M ads
>all looking for good looking, hung, young, etc...
>I'm none of those
>place an ad saying I'm just a regular guy and just looking for a regular guy. don't have to be hung, "VGL", 18-25 or anything else. just looking for some fun
>guy responds. chat back and forth. he's a little shorter, can tell he's foreign by the way he writes and says he's got an average cock
>agree to meet
>get to his pace. looks like an average guy, hispanic
>get out clothes off and sitting on bed in underwear
>making out and I reach into his boxers to feel his cock
>fucking thing is about 8" long
>not what I expected but OK
>fool around some more
>face fuck him and cum in his mouth
>want to get fucked by him
>as soon as he tries to put on a condom he goes soft
>blow him to get him hard but deflates again
>work on him some more before he calls it and we get dressed.
>think he was embarrassed since he never responded to my messages
My story has some decent fail in it:
>Be me
>21 y/o virgin.
>Browsing Craigslist.
>Lost all hope, just gay dudes, bots and weirdos. Some girls message me, but they end up all flaking.
>Be chatting with a girl.
>Seems attractive. Doesn't provide a time stamp, so it seems fishy, but I'm desperate so w/e.
>Go over to sketchy apartments right beside Walmart.
>Knock on door.
>Ends up being a tall guy avg./decent looking.
>Begs me to let him suck my dick. Tells me I can watch porn and have the lights off so I can't see him.
>I give in. Let him try and suck me off.
>It takes over an hour for him to suck me off even while I watch porn. Didn't use a condom.
>End up getting molluscum from him. Takes forever to go away.
>Girl approaches wanting me to fuck her right after molluscum appears, and I have to turn her down. She never speaks to me again.
>The guy ends up getting my number, figuring out my address, and continuously trying to contact me.
>Have threatened him with restraining order. Really hope I don't have to go through with it, because I'm worried he will try to expose me.
So yeah. 1/10 would not recommend.
>>22924175
Yeah, but I'm 23 and wanted to just have some kind of experience so that I wasn't super awkward when I properly met a girl I was into again. Last one was in a relationship and wouldn't go past second
>>22923297
I just put up a "take my virginity" post the other night
Right now I'm talking to this woman who so far has only shown me her chest and won't send me a full body photo. As of right now she isn't turning me on at all so I think I'm going to keep looking. I'm really hoping to find an attractive 30-35 y/o. It'd feel less intimidating knowing she's nowhere near my age group and it'd be nice practice for girls my age to be desu.
>>22930836
It took about two weeks before I got a response who didn't dodge plans to meet up. Just don't spam CL too hard because they silently block your posts after a while if you do.
Be prepared to get a dozen messages from dudes. Just report them. I tried to be polite and idiots still tried to coerce me into it.
Only a chest pic sounds pretty sketch; I'd ask them to get on Skype or talk on the phone so you know it's not actually a guy.
Had sex with a black prostitute we had drinks then I put my tip in her anus while I rubbed her clit then I started to put my dick as deep as it would go I fucked her slow then as her asshole got more lose I started going faster so it felt better heard a small fart then she shitted all over my pubes and balls my white dick turned poop color she blushed and said I'll shower you babe then I said no thanks ran to the bathroom washed up and got a blow job finnished inside her mouth went home
>Meet hot girl on CL
>Agree to meet after 2 days of smooth talking
>i go to her place
>she is straight into business, pours drinks and tells me to undress
>She likes what she sees
>She starts sucking my cock
>she takes it all the way
>tears form in her eyes as she gags
> pull out and start slapping her face with my 8X7 piece of man meat
>she sucks again, after facefucking her for 10 minutes I shove her down all the way
>Cum into her throat as she gags, she blows snot and semen all over my dick balls and pubes through her nose...
> she tells me to go shower she will join me during,
> She turns out to be a Non op transgender
> She begs me to fuck her "back pussy"
>proceed to rim her and fuck her ass
>pull out to cum all over her back
>cum, and leave a 1 inch shit noodle on her back, I threw up since shit just blasted from my dick
>bitch licks my dick clean and eats some puke
>I go shower again
>I leave
I was so traumatized that I lost my sex drive for 2 weeks.
Now I am in a happy relationship with a girl and i never want to fuck a tranny again
>>22930963
At least you made me laugh, and you came twice.
2bad about the shitdick. And tranny.
>>22930836
This seems like it would be a good scheme to get older women to want to fuck you. Just pretend to be a virgin, any anons tried this? Also how long/ how many posts seems to be the average before you find someone decent who wants to hookup anons?
>>22930963
Ahahaha thats fucking great. Honestly, if she had been honest and been prepped to get fucked down there (and given you a condom, what the fuck bro you rawdogged a stranger's ass?) that could've been a hot experience for you instead of something truamatizing.
I'd like to fuck a transgirl someday but only the right one.
>be 22 at the time
>kind of a manlet
>see ad from older guy
>says he's a daddy and wants to role play
>why not?
>head to his place
>nice house. sort of post-modern look
>go into bedroom and strip down
>he tells me he got a call from school and that I'm not doing my work
>tells me to lay across his lap
>proceeds to spank my ass for 15 minutes
>can feel his cock getting hard
>lays on the bed and tells me to suck his daddy cock
>start blowing him
>he's got huge balls. I mean these things are the largest balls I have ever seen in my life
>while I'm blowing him he's taking hits of poppers
>tells me to start sucking on his balls
>can barely get one in my mouth but do the best I can
>meanwhile he starts jerking off
>then he starts beating his meat like Ronda Rousey
>he's slamming my face on the downstroke
>keeps taking hit off his brown bottle
>starts to cum and he starts punching the wall behind his head
>finishes and one of his balls are still in my mouth
>get up and go into the bathroom to clean up
>nose is bleeding and my lip is swollen
>say thanks, get dressed and leave
>ignore daddy's attempts to meet up again.
wow
>>22918180
In Britain it's roughly synonymous with "pussy"
I've fucked girls from Craigslist. One was probably 4/10, one was maybe a 6, and 8, and two straight-up 9's. It helps that I write my own ads, and they are very well written, I'm told. Also helps that I'm into BDSM and know what the fuck I'm doing. I probably would have fucked a lot more, but I'm only interested in girls that will take it bareback, and I didn't have my own place until just recently. I'll probably die of the HIV one day, but so far I've just had great experiences.
>>22924490
Yes!!! You get exactly what I mean I couldnt stand it anymore now I just let girls peg me or fuck traps cause Id atleast not mind them being clingy. Wish I could have a real dick without guys being bitches. Even the supposed manly men tops are fucking fags.
>>22924644
Hnghh that was super hot I love being degraded and told to show them my work. Cum is so delicious to suck down afterwards too <3
>>22917606
Got anymore tips/keywords for those in NYC?
I have had 0 luck with CL in the states. However, in the summer, I did suck some dude off in South Korea, and had multiple other responses looking for some head or fucking, but I couldn't host, was staying at a dorm, so I had to turn a few of them down.
I'm a trans girl and I lost my virginity with a guy from Craigslist.
I dropped out of highschool when I was 16 and became a complete friendless recluse. Literally six years without leaving my house later I started trying to go out again and began ordering hrt online. After like six months of taking hrt (and posting hella selfies on soc) I posted an ad on Craigslist. Then I met up with one of the guys who replied to the ad (a 30 year old guy who introduced himself by talking about all the trans sex worker's he had been with) and got in his car and let him drive me to an unknown second location. Luckily he didn't turn out to be a serial killer. We just sat in his car and talked for a couple hours. He was the first person I had ever been with in person that thought of me as a girl. Then I saw him again like a month later and he got us a motel room. I was too nervous and shy to look him in the eye and even when he got naked (he was so fucking hot) he still had to physically take my hand and put it on his dick before I could start doing anything. Feeling his hands on me felt so amazing. We just gave each other hand jobs and I gave him head for a bit. The next time I met up with him he took me to a different motel and he fucked me analy. I saw him a few times after that, but aside from drunkenly blowing him in his car one night we never had sex again and eventually we lost touch.
>>22933122
You should share a few pointers on ad writing :)
>>22918232
>american are so stupid they dont know fanny is vagina
That's not how language works.
Colloquialisms are different in other countries.
You're an idiot
>>22933122
>>22936640
I second this. I would like to see these so called magic pussy magnet ads.
>>22932905
I just read some of the thread
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I have blown six guys from craigslist, and gotten fucked by one.
I had been bi-curious for years, and finally decided to go out and try it having only recently moved out on my own in a city where no one knew me.
First guy, first time was late, like 5AM. I worked nights and was looking through casual encounters and ended up messaging a guy that was only a few blocks away from me, I went over, he was on the couch, lights out and I sucked him for maybe ten to fifteen minutes and he didn't cum. I went home feeling like that wasn't something I was going to do again but I was wrong.
Next guy was the one who fucked me. A few months had passed and I started thinking about it again, so I found another guy who had a fairly small cock and after a few start and stop events where I got cold feet, never making it to his home, I went through with it. He told me to take off my clothes after some awkward small talk and I obliged, I remember kneeling on the floor and sort of contorting my body in some mock femininity and feeling very pleased with myself. We moved into his bedroom and after a bit of prodding he fucked me until he came in the condom, it was underwhelming, nice at first insertion, but ultimately a little boring.
Once more I finally thought I had done all I needed to do exploring my sexuality in this way, but I found myself sucking another dick a while later, he by far had the nicest out of the bunch and came on my face, which was something I fetishize. He had a bit of a smell that I felt clung to me for days, it wasn't unpleasant, but it wasn't nice either. Just inoffensive, but uncomfortable because it was some strange mans.
Fourth was an openly gay man with a fairly thick cock, I wanted to try getting fucked by something with girth, to see if it was better, but he couldn't even get it in.
Fifth was a guy in an alley, came in my mouth so miniscule I thought it was precum and got excited for the full deal. Have not had any real amount of cum in my mouth before.
>>22925199
thx m8 <3
>>22917621
>>22917631
Quite a coincidence!! I've used cl a fair bit in NYC over the years with a lot of success. I agree that it's mostly bots and whores, but if you look often enough you start working out who is legit. It's not too hard. And if you take care of yourself and look like a normal person, then you stand a fair chance.
I posted two weeks ago around Thanksgiving and got only two replies, but both women came over and fucked me. One was 34 and one was 40. Both were recently single and in need of a bit of attention. Everyone ended up being very happy! I'll probably meet both of them another time or two too. Names were Carla and Anna. One was from Mexico and the other from Belarus.
>>22944680
And just adding a bit more info for regular users in NYC -- here are a few of the women I've fucked from craigslist here. There's a good chance some of you have done the same!
- Alexis (at NYU, on the swim team)
- Xolani (studies in MA)
- Maddie (theater student, keking her bf)
- Srividhya
- Courtny (at Columbia)
- Jami
It's not as easy as it used to be, but it' still a decent option for getting a good, free fuck.
>>22944764
What do you put in your posts?
>>22944821
I usually respond to /w4m/ or /cas/ posts that women put up. When I do post, I try to sound good, I make sure that the emphasis is on making her feel good (because a lot of guys fail at this), and I offer to make it easy (I host, will provide some relaxing wine, etc). The obvious advantages I have are:
- 6' tall and fairly fit
- I have an accent that people here think is exotic
- I can host in a nice apartment with no roommates in a doorman building
- I live next to some major subway lines on Manhattan, so there's ease of transport.
Overall, I try to put her at easy and make it simple for her to come over and have a good time. A lot of women would like to hook up if only there was enough privacy or if the man could take care of her properly. And don't send dick pics unless directly requested.
>>22932923
Fucking yanks just don't have a proper grasp of the English language
>>22936640
>>22936763
Just be detailed, use proper grammar and punctuation, and don't sound demanding or like a whiny bitch. Post about 3-4 paragraphs. It helps if you're into a fetish, like Dom/sub. My last one that worked:
Are you an inexperienced little 18 year old that wonders what it would be like for an older man to completely use and abuse your body? Well good news, slut! I'm here to fuck you in ways your pussy boyfriend never has.
It's cute that you've given a few blowjobs. Have you ever had your hands tied behind you, grabbed by the hair, and facefucked until cum is shot down your throat? Maybe all your boyfriends have always worn condoms? Well, not me, I'm going to fuck you unprotected, and cum in any hole I please. Yes, any hole. Maybe you don't like anal, but you won't have much choice after you've been handcuffed and slapped around a few times. In fact, once we're a few hours in, you'll be saying "Please Daddy, I need more of your cum in me."
Now if you want to get the shit fucked out of you for hours by an older man, reply to this with "I'm a slut" in the subject line. But since I don't feel like going to jail, you'd better be 18.
Bymp
>>22928968
50/50 chance that it was a dude
more like 90 - 99 percent chance, why would a woman do a gloryhole? They're practically made so that straight guys will get tricked into blowjobs from men.
>>22949929
He said there was a tit though.
>>22949929
I went to one and I couldn't help but wonder myself so I said fuck it and I peeked. Was a woman, so....... It's def possible.
>>22934186
Where you live and what do I gotta do to get in your panties?
>>22916991
>be me
>be bi-curious
>browse m4m
>masculine guy in early 40's looking to fuck a straight guy
>email back and forth for about an hour
>wants to bareback
>fuckNoHaveYouHeardOfAIDS.jpg
>let him know I'm not interested in kissing or anything
>neither is he
>agrees to condom
>take a couple more bong hits cuz weed makes me a little gay
>take enema because poo is gross
>go to his place
>put on straight porn
>whips his cock out tells me to suck it
>enthusiastically but clumsily give bj
>tell him I'm done want to get fucked now
>no, keep sucking
>like the dominance, keep blowing
>hand him a condom
>get on all fours on oversized chair
>puts on condom and lubes up
>grabs my hips and slides in
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>fucked me nice and hard for about 15 minutes
>cums
>tells me its my turn
>keeps cock hard in my ass while I jerk off
>fucking amazing
>blow a load all over his chair
>both stand up
>"okay man, this was fun. Let's do this again sometime."
>leave
>took about 30-45 minutes
>would do again
>>22919833
get tested bro
>>22950110
aren't you guys worried some weirdo might cut off your dick or bite it?
Femanon whose met up with people from the internet before here: Biggest rule I see broken is don't act in a way that makes me think you're going to hurt me or make me a serial killing victim. Seriously don't be creepy, even as a joke.
Really horny. Hadnt had sex in years still broken from a breakup. Responded to an ad that an older dude posted. He lives 10 min away. I go over and he's heavier than I thought. Tries to offer alcohol but I don't want to drink anything for fear of being drugged. I tell him I want to fuck. Asks if I want to use a condom. I say not sure. He shows me his test. I look at it and I'm not sure how to read it. I assume all is good. I fuck him raw and cum in 5 minutes. I leave and I throw up right outside. I go home and cry and shower. I get paranoid and get an std test. Everything seems fine. I go back a few months later and fuck him with a condom. I've always been scared I caught something. Got another std test recently. Everything is negative. I think he gave me molluscum though. I've had them ever since that encounter. Anyone ever have molluscum? Trying to get rid of it.
>>22953724
Met some feminist on craigslist a few weeks back who came over, saw a big box in the corner of my room, said "Wow that's a really big box, what do you have in there?" to which I responded "A body."
She actually cracked up and said "I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!".
Unfortunately she's a giant SJW.
>>22955049
you met a SJW on craigslist looking for sex? that's cray
>>22955066
She told me randomly after that "She's actually a trans guy so stop calling her she" and said I made "pedophile and rape jokes" because I jokingly asked to see her ID to make sure she was over 18.
>>22955070
o, that's some funny shit
on a side note, i just got some girl to agree to host on either monday or tuesday to fuck. first time i've done this via craigslist, should b interesting.
>>22955150
Remember, don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
>The kind of girl that uses craigslist for hookups is either crazy or a massive slut, either way, wrap that shit
>>22952335
The tension definitely melts away as it happens. Yeah, I went into it fearing disease, could be man, biting/etc. That feeling left about 5 seconds deep bc come on, a glory hole is something guys want to try. Like I said it worked for me, but what is a successful gloryhole rate? 1 in 2? Every other guy busted in her mouth, so if you get a real one, chances there are that you will be able to enjoy it.
ump
>>22953724
Very, very true. Also don't act whiny about anything, or be all butthurt about shit if things aren't going exactly your way. And don't put off a perv vibe, ask for nudes, that kind of shit.
I've been craigslisting for a while and met some pretty cool people. This just happened to me recently.
>Be 30
>Just left my wife
>Start browsing CL like a fiend
>Download picture from 4chan of a beautiful dick that looks alot like mine
>Post ad asking if anyone wants
>Get lots of messages
>One message from a couple that wants to experiment in the bedroom
>Girl wants to fuck me, no condom, cum inside her, then her hubby gets to fuck her and cum in her.
>Sounds fucking hot!
>Nervous as fuck
>First cl meeting with a girl
>First experience with a couple
>Go in to their house
>Shake husbands hand
>Say hi to wife
>She's 8/10 surprisingly really fucking hot, and only 20 years old
>Go into bedroom
>Drops onto her knees and starts sucking mine and husbands cocks at the same time
>Doesn't notice my cock isn't the one in the pic
>Fuck her doggystyle while she sucks her husband
>Flip her around
>Cum inside her
>Husband starts fucking her cum filled pussy
>She starts cleaning my dick off with her mouth
>husband cums
>She gets up, cum dripping down her leg
>Super hot
She wants to keep fucking me too, says i can fuck her anyway i want and cum wherever i want. 10/10 will fuck again. Pic related, its her pussy
>>22957150
I would be fucking that every day. Just find out if she's on birth control, they might be wanting you to try to knock her up.
>>22957319
she's got the shot, and her pussy is fucking fantastic.
>>22957386
She said anytime. Why aren't you going over there right now?
>>22957150
Nice.
>>22957445
cannot......unsee lololololololololoolollo
>>22916991
Posted an ad a while back in Omaha looking for single/couples. Found a kek couple and a sexy asian on there. Its possible but the rate of finding someone on there that is real and serious is low. You have to be patient.
How do you get responses to your ads? Everyone always says make an ad saying your a virgin.
Well I am a virgin and I've got a big dick (8"x6")
Yet most response are from guys or from women who just stop responding and only send super short emails. Like their opener will be just "hi" and nothing else
>>22957547
Don't gloat about your dick, dude. A lot of women (outside of the obvious whores) don't really care. More often then not they just want to find a decent person who wants to fuck/cuddle up. Just be honest about what you want and make yourself seem genuine and not crazy.
>>22916991
I managed to get my first time on CL. She was nice, and I had to pay her, but man, was it worth it. the second time I got a chick on CL, she was a mid-40s woman looking to cheat on her hubby. She was ugly and fat, but damn she could suck dick.
>>22957556
I see but would it hurt or help to just mention I'm hung? Also what is the most appealing type of pic to add? I'm assuming dick pic is out. But what about shirless in underwear or wearing nice clothes but with face excluded obviously
>>22928968
was this in omaha?
I've been trying to pick up a chick on craigslist with no success.
I've been trying because I'm awful at picking up girls IRL. I can pick up guys easy enough, especially if I tuck my shirt in so my crotch is visible. But girls escape me, man. I don't want a relationship with a chick, just a quickie.
Young girls are fine, but I'd really enjoy a hot MILF.
>>22957589
No. Don't put you are hung. a lot of these women aren't gonna go for that. Just had a picture of your body wearing some pants but shirtless.
>>22917531
beg to differ
and now i'm marrying her
