I did it
assume away
>>22915422
you have a dick bigger than my arm
lets give it a go
>>22915422
IQ of 160
>>22915428
Beat up school bullies for bullied children
>>22915432
Lives in Hawaii
>>22915439
likes being pegged
>>22915422
likes computers
>>22915428
deeply insecure
>>22915422
Psych major
>>22915428
Aspiring photographer
>>22915432
Once went on a cruise
>>22915439
Plays soccer
>>22915441
Photoshopped that chick in
>>22915448
Has a decent job
>>22915422
You need glasses to see
>>22915428
You think you're hot shit
>>22915432
Spent hours taking the perfect photo
>>22915439
Is into shit tier metal
>>22915441
Is into house
>>22915432
kind of a dumb guy
>>22915439
tries to be a badass
>>22915448
homosexual
>>22915422
You're pretty positive during the day but feel a bit more sad or bitter in the late evening
Gonna leave this here
and assume when I come back.
>>22915462
benis in bagin :-DD
>>22915460
benis in bagin :-DD
>>22915448
benis in bagin :-DD
>>22915441
benis in bagin :-DD
>>22915439
benis in bagin :-DD
>>22915432
benis in bagin :-DD
>>22915428
benis in bagin :-DD
>>22915422
benis in bagin :-DD
>>22915462
Deathnote // Homestuck
>>22915472
Could have a boyfriend but doesn't see the point
>>22915428
l-lewd
i assume you can balance the earth on them shoulders
>>22915432
you live somewhere very warm
>>22915439
even though you have long hair you've never been confused for a woman
>>22915448
i assume you've killed spiders bigger than my head, being australian and all
>>22915473
gross why do you have boobs
>>22915476
Fug :DDDD
>>22915472
Eats cardboard
>>22915470
4U ;;)))))
>>22915462
>you need glasses to see
Maybe you're the one with an IQ of 160
>>22915460
Yeah, it's alright, wouldn't call it decent though. Could be better, it's just part time work.
You like to play FPS
>>22915486
No I hate spiders, seen ones bigger than my hand though
>>22915492
Nah, more a fan of RTS / RPG type games. Smash Bros aficionado. Kinda hate FPS.
>>22915462
Lately i've been digging Alcest's first two albums and pic rel, i'm not big into metal tho
>>22915505
>>22915498
I like all of those desu
>>22915477
You seem like a dood that can make people laugh just by your everyday hijinks.
>>22915491
WOAH I DO?!
>>22915462
they're actually non-prescription (dont tell noone) i assume you're a cinephile and a smoker
>>22915472
that's actually totally right. i assume you werent very social when you were younger, but you grew into it and have a small group of friends you really care about
>>22915473
you have a good sense of humor and people like keeping you close because of this
>>22915477
uh oh
>>22915422
Killed people as evident with that bloodstained wall
>>22915448
Secret agent
>>22915460
Is a swede?
>>22915462
Drake back there caught you taking a selfie
>>22915473
Watches Dora still
>>22915476
benis in bagin :-DD
>>22915533
I'might pretty into films, but I don't know if it's fair to call me a cinephile. I don't smoke, but everyone I know seems to.
>>22915557
man who fears no spider
>>22915559
*I'm
>>22915422
engineer major maybe?
>>22915428
chill af, has a lot of friends and everyone enjoys your company
>>22915439
very laid back, maybe skis, skateboards, or surf
>>22915448
very smart, wants to be an engineer or computer programmer
>>22915460
been told you could be a model and youve seriously considered to
>>22915462
can be seen as shy or weird by others but when people get to know you, you become one of their best friends.. basically rad af
>>22915472
a lot of jock type guys hit on you but you'd rather go for a more nerdy guy maybe
>>22915473
you have a great personality, you dont care what others think of you really so you do whatever comes to your mind
>>22915476
benis in bagin :-DD
>>22915528
watch out they're COMING STRAIGHT FOR YOU
>>22915557
it's about time someone noticed the bloodstains. you seem like you'd be fun to play vidya with
>>22915486
>you've never been confused for a woman
lmao
>>22915597
>>22915557
>>22915513
>>22915613
Dis is ingorregt :DDD
>>22915613
I'm gonna need someone to explain to me how to react to this assumption about my face lol.
>>22915557
Makes jokes but sometimes they go too far ruin fun
>>22915513
Currently annoyed with current status
>>22915506
Possible druggie
>>22915630
haha, i smoke weed sometime, but other then that drugs are scary yo , what makes you think that?
>>22915630
Close. I was just super sleepy working at a coffee shop lol
You look like a person that calls staying home a vacation.
>>22915577
Damn right I don't fear anything, except for my mom, my sisters, my ex, my boss, my therapist, income tax season, the dark, spiders, child support, losing my virginity, spiders...
>>22915600
I play to win casul, and we aren't playing in your house...
>>22915613
You can do that?
>>22915630
Lol I usually think about what I said after I said it. You don't have any pets.
>>22915422
youre a super content guy
>>22915428
accepting more and more everyday that youre hot bc you should
>>22915432
young and adorable so you have a good amount of girl friends
>>22915439
wont take shit from fucking anybody
>>22915448
youre a big guy but youre not really boisterous unles you drink a loooot. but if someone messes with your friends + family you wouldnt have a problem beating the shit out of them
<3
>>22915460
used to be really pretentious and had a lot of opinions. but youve calmed down
>>22915462
wishes it were the 80s
>>22915476
doesnt take a lot of aspects of life seriously, but does when it comes to social issues
<3 <3
>>22915472
literally gives no fucks
>>22915473
super cool and has an interest in Everything and like you cant have 1 favorite of anything. like you have multiple favorite foods or colors <3
>>22915477
wut
>>22915513
hates people because of starbucks
>>22915630
even if life sucks you find great things about horrible things
>>22915692
True enough. Starbucks costumers suck.
>>22915692
More like I keep them to myself and masturbate.
You used to like boy bands.
>>22915630
Super quiet unless she's with friends.
>>22915597
Never been told that, but thanks!
>>22915557
How'd u guess?
Judging by your guesses, you have a decent sense of humor.
>>22915696
i really dont want to imagine that hell. makes me anxious thinking about it
>>22915557
i think i forgot you my bad
silly friend int he group. but not so silly that you take jokes too far and you know when to stop. but you use humor to lighten a situation
>>22915708
Being sarcastic makes them shut up and bearable lol
>>22915707
absolutely not
loved the spice girls though
>>22915692
FOR YOU
I would protect family and friends. Never been properly drunk but I talk a shit load when tipsy
You like blankets and coffee and books and being cozy :)
>>22915557
Looks like a silly but fun guy. I'd have you as a friend.
>>22915647
Not really sure but I think it was the whole black/white photo and the nikon camera in the picture thing.
>>22915655
True!
>>22915672
I actually love having pets. I currently have a dog and I'm constantly researching what I should get when I move out. Probably a large/medium lizard or snake like a boa or a blue tongued skink.
>>22915707
Correctomundo. I just don't like talking to strangers because it's a really big chore for me.
>>22915736
>TraSH
HOLY FUG
>>22915746
Damn, I didn't realize that. I should have lived up to my potential.
>>22915630
i donno why , but you look like you're very educated...
>>22915707
Just a hunch dezu, I try too anyways.
>>22915708
It's alright you wouldn't be the first person to do so :(. I like to joke around since I'm otherwise socially inept. Also because I'm bad at these.
That's the stare you'd give me when I say bad joke.
>>22915722
Aww thank you sempeye I'm gonna cry.
>>22915736
Shit was completely wrong, and get a snake, you'll save a few bucks for pet food kek.
>>22915746
Lmao
>>22915752
Eh, I tend to sound very educated because I know a shit ton of random facts about biology and other science areas.
>>22915767
B-but skinks do silly things and tegus actively search for affection D:
>>22915777
i looooove skinks. i miss my old skink. he died when i was a junior in high school. he used to crawl up my arm and go into my hair and snuggle and fall asleep there <3
>>22915722
<3 yep. super cozy things. i would talk to you all night if we were both tipsy bc itd be interesting af
>>22915777
>biology
My nigga
>>22915767
We cry together family :')
>>22915692
bagine bajuices :D
I might get a bit deep or weird, but let's see how fun this turns out. And don't take offense, I don't know you. Just random guesses.
>>22915422
You remind me of those types of guys who act extremely smug and flirty, but when things start to get serious you run away.
>>22915428
You think the finer things in life consist of style and passion, but your man bun very much disagrees.
>>22915432
You have fingered yourself at least once. LMAO (am I wrong?)
>>22915439
Your Hispanic family makes fun of you a lot for appreciating and having long hair.
>>22915460
You think you have the body of a god, but you are a virgin.
>>22915462
At this point you always wear such heavy eyeliner because it sunk into your skin and made you a raccoon.
>>22915472
Are you chewing on a bandaid? It looks like one, and it's grossing me out.
>>22915476
You hate your life but live for projects and new crap.
>>22915513
You're homosexual.
>>22915799
know the way to my heart
>>22915777
I've heard of skinks but wtf is a tegus some sort of math equation?
>>22915795
>pic related
>>22915810
Lol! Why does everyone assume that? I'm not. Straight.
>>22915810
Kinda the opposite, insecure as fuck but have been in a few long term relationships.
You aren't a morning person
>>22915746
you like to party too hard
>>22915792
I'd have to be tipsy because I'm abysmal at small talk lol
>>22915818
Me rn
>>22915810
Kinda the opposite. Insecure as fuck, been in a few long term relationships.
You aren't a morning person.
>>22915835
ugh me to fuck that lets just get right into the deep questions
just like my friends tonight
how do you feel about abortion + The Gays + gun laws and then well be deep as fuck friends afterwards
>>22915795
Don't you mean "My organism that shows the same traits due to convergent evolution"?
...
I'll stop now.
>>22915792
Yisss, another reptile lover.
>>22915818
A tegu is a large lizard from South America. They're quite intelligent and have been seen to actually move towards their owners for affection.
Here's a bunch of tegus climbing on someone like they're a bunch of fangirls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwEbPZvhE_o
>>22915810
you hate your family deep inside
>>22915692
you enjoy receiving oral sex
actually who doesnt?
>>22915630
you can see the future
>>22915557
you were a boyscout once
>>22915513
you have a terrible vision problem that makes you see things turned by 90 degrees
>>22915506
>>22915477
you are a faggot that doesnt assume things about others
>>22915476
BENIS :=D
>>22915473
psychotic
>>22915472
half your face is burned
>>22915462
you like cats
>>22915460
you look like a prince what the fuck
>>22915448
you enjoy post progresive modern post warfare ultra pops damn shit nigga son whatsuppp
...
im not putting a pick because i dont want assumptions, just that
>>22915810
Honestly I haven't haha
>>22915692
used to have a lot of girl friends but then I moved and well havent met anyone oh whale
>>22915470
I can be dumb a lot honestly
>>22915462
That one took a couple tries I admit and Ill say i have tried taking more pictures but give up after more than a couple tries
>>22915460
I always wanted to go on a cruise but never had the chance
>>22915486
>>22915448
actually live in North Carolina
>>22915897
That got a giggle out of me lol
>>22915897
>you can see the future
>>22915810
Introverted and have some depth to your personality. Have firm morals
>>22915873
>>22915792
sorry but i gotta jump in to the lizard convo. pic related is my bb whom i love, ive had him for four years
>>22915835
No don't cri
>>22915873
That's amazing actually, didn't know about these, I kinda want one now.
>>22915897
Nope, I was spared.
>>22915850
>abortion
It's only legal in my state in australia and it's fine
>the gays
Idc let em get married it doesn't affect me
>gun laws
guns a shit
>>22915897
yeah I like modern warfare 2 and 3 they're good
>>22915873
now you're talking!
Let's be in a symbiotic relationship
>>22915899
Oh cool. And I don't want to work with computers lol everyone says this, I can see why though
>>22915932
<3
>>22915917
ugh i love this. i miss having lizards. ffs im gonna get an amazing one once i can
>>22915897
youre right
>>22915917
oh jeez that babby
>>22915930
They're expensive due to food and the initial setup is really expensive and tedious due to the big ass enclosure you have to build/buy.
But it seems really worth it.
>>22915930
Pic related
>>22915943
You think the same? :D
>>22915968
pretty much the same totes
>>22915557
You're confident in making derp faces because you currently have a girlfriend.
>>22915630
You watch anime
>>22915692
You only wear makeup to take pictures for Instagram.
>>22915842
No, I am not indeed.
>>22915833
You have this expression that just gives off an air of flamboyance.
>>22915897
I do hate my family a lot!
>>22916008
dont wear makeup just realized totally forgot to do you
>>22915810
ugh its so weird how much you look like this girl i knew. you dont give a fuck what people think about you. in fact it makes you laugh
>>22916008
Heard that before too. Lol oh well.
>>22916004
:D <3
>>22916008
Hey why do you hate your family
>>22915958
Yeah, if I had the money and responsibilty.
>>22915968
No...
>>22916008
The fuck that's my normal face faggot >:((.
I joke.
Usually the very few times I post and people assume about me, it was scary right. But this is just out there lol, I don't have a girlfriend and not really confident but I feel better being ugly on purpose than naturally.
You are creative, so I assume you're into writing and shit.
>>22916076
Yeah, I love writing but a lot of times I'm too lazy for it and I just fuck off on games. And you seemed like you would have a goofy or hipster girlfriend.
>>22916065
Because they shot my childhood in the foot and raised me on lies and emotional abuse. Aka, typical mommy issues.
>>22916018
Yup, no makeup. And most of the time, I try not to care. But I do get stung a lot.
>>22916117
>too lazy for it
Iktf kek
I wouldn't mind a goofy or hipster partner, but I'm on my own for now(or for the rest of my life...).
>>22915810
nah but i've been on the receiving end. you are probably a really good singer
>>22915692
im content af. you are much more hyper at night, insomniac
>>22915630
TRASH
>>22916301
Brah, you're late on that joke.
I'm a guy. Was feeling silly when I took this (which is why I took it)
>>22915422
You're currently in a relationship.
>>22915428
You're open to suggestions about multiple things.
>>22915432
You like obscure things.
>>22915439
You used to run track.
>>22915448
Wants to play EDH with me.
>>22915460
You're confident.
>>22915462
For whatever reason, you always assume the worst about everyone.
>>22915472
You always look that beautiful.
>>22915473
You're currently attending uni.
>>22915557
Fun to be around.
>>22915692
Soft-spoken around new people
>>22915810
You look for a deeper meaning in everything, regardless of if it's really there.
>>22915422
You like videogames
>>22915432
PLays an instrument
>>22915439
listens to metal
>>22915448
You like pc games
>>22915460
egomaniac
>>22915476
slightly self concence
>>22915557
You arent very happy most of the time
>>22915422
bio major
>>22915810
you play piano very well
>>22915473
you own a lot of candles and obscure tea
>>22917192
Why do you think that?
> Hasn't traveled.
>>22917249
Has been in a few abusive relationships
>>22915692
really likes tea and reads a lot more than i do and likes poetry a lot
>>22915810
doesn't really like most people on a surface level, only appreciating them when things get deep
>>22917163
kinda serious and contemplative usually, doesn't like being silly in front of new people or strangers
>>22917192
really opinionated, really likes big band music
>>22917249
really into french films, likes to bake for others
>>22917259
its the way you took the picture it just seems you are a bit full of yourself
>>22917289
Well shit, that's kinda just my smile / face.
Ahh well, could be worse.
>>22917287
Feminist, smokes a lot of pot
>>22917249
Hipster, likes Modest Mouse a lot
>>22917192
Not to be mean, but very loud
>>22917163
Whew Lad
>>22917287
Listens to Brand New
>>22917300
Has a decent job.
Playfully racist
>>22917163
Can play guitar very well, bass fairly well, and really good at drums
>>22917192
Hated High School. Loves old school video games
>>22917249
Recently finished off a delicious sandwich. Currently watching netflix :P
>>22917287
p much my wife
Wasn't a huge fan of the Evil Dead remake. Animal lover
>>22917300
Ex highschool athlete. Makes a good living for his age group (whatever it is)
>>22915410
Most recent pic of me......
>>22917300
Bought all the Christmas presents early, likes to cook/bbq
>>22917287
Feminist, has Lolita/pastel goth clothes
>>22917249
Drinks a lot of coffe, doesn't like buying new makeup.
>>22917192
Has an open relationship, wants to be a hairdresser/designer, tumblr
>>22917163
Mistaken for a girl, doesn't like the fact he's blonde, gets told by girls 'I wish I had your hair'
>>22915810
You don't like looking in mirrors, but you're pretty asf, has a bland fashion sense, doesn't like to stand out too much
>>22915692
Has curly hair, but always wanted it to be straight. Has a very spiritual personality, believes in karma
>>22915462
Follows all the trends but says she's rebellious, listens to sleeping with sirens but doesn't like them, hair is always on fleek
>>22915460
Gets all the ladies but never the ones he actually likes, insecure, was a chubby kid and worked to be beautiful
>>22917300
neither~~
really into metal
prefers girls who don't wear makeup, like the whole natural look
>>22917302
not really i feel like i should
>>22917335
truuu, husbando 4 lyfe
and p accurate~
i feel like you are casually into photography and nature
>>22917355
Coffee* whoops
>>22917355
Fucking A, man. To a "T". You're a metalhead, but, unlike most of them, you enjoy yourself and don't take yourself seriously.
>>22917335
Appreciate it! I play guitar some, but I mostly do vocals and play drums. Been meaning to learn bass.
>>22917287
That's really accurate. If I had to guess, I'd say that you like going to the movies, but a month after its been out so there won't be anyone in the theatre.
>>22917300
"Whew Lad"? You have a heavy Swedish accent, but speak that other language fluently.
>>22917249
Likes mellow music and coffee shops (NOT Starbucks).
>>22917192
You like to have fun and travel a lot.
>>22917429
Never actually enjoyed metal that much, more of a rock girl myself haha
>>22917429
Lived in Sweden! But American by birth, no accent
>>22917359
2nd half is right
>>22917355
I fucking love bbq. You read a lot?
>>22917429
v v true
i love going to the movies but i hate being in a theater with a bunch of people bc i will start a goddamn fist fight if you talk thru a movie like it is my biggest source of irrational, frothing rage
>>22917163
Kinda
>>22917192
How did you read my diary?
>>22917163
Misunderstood even tho generally has good intentions.
>>22917249
Actually I'm the most stressed person you could meet.
(you) Sweet but daring.
>>22917287
Loves cats. And very cute btw <3
>>22915897
I think.
>>22915692
I guess I'm a bit Post-modern in that sense.
(You) serious about her life choices but knows how to have a good time without fucking her shit up. Also be my friend/10 <3
>>22915557
Under the impression that he's some sort of wise japanese master.
Nice hair fag.
>>22915533
Hoping for a quiet life in the future.
>>22915598
HIDE YO BENIS
HIDE MEIN BENIS
>>22917828
I'm a proud shinobi of jonin status from Konohagakure. Thanks I grew it myself and using my sister's hair products. I do like grils sometimes so I could be a fag.
>>22918116
Kek this brings back memories.
I was a narutard at some years ago.
>>22918172
Is this supposed to be Hinata-Chan? Kek I had the cosplayish vibe from you.
>>22918193
Considering I still dress up
No idea what this was just some random wig I had.
>>22917300
You like to run
>>22915630
You are a very positive person!
>>22918199
Dressing up is fun, not that I do that. It better be not be Hinata tho, I don't want you ruining my pure perfect waifu.
>>22917249
really likes beards and chai and gay indie bands
>>22917287
has a lot of facebook friends they don't actually know
>>22917300
trendhopping indie shitlord who really wishes he looked like shia lebeauf in order to feel more secure with his fragile masculinity
>>22917355
you have really smelly farts
>>22918172
you also have really smelly farts
>>22918202
you probably have rich parents who pay your rent and college funds
>>22918224
>Uh nu
Greasy dude who barely showers
>>22918207
dw your waifu is safe for NAO
>>22918235
this is very true
>>22918235
You go fuck the right off if you even so much as look at her, I'll use flying raijin level 2 on your punk ass.
>>22918249
O kie
>>22918224
25 year old virgin
>>22918274
Go make me breakfast first tho.
>>22918279
lmao you actually think I look that old?
>>22918287
>>22918319
Found it, what's my prize.
>>22918349
You win the internet
>>22917828
Pretty on point. ; D Thanks
>>22917355
Actually I stare at myself sometimes, and I have a more alternative look (that's just a shirt I use to sleep in).
>>22917249
What is an instrument?
>>22917287
On point as fuck
>>22919880
wow you're really pretty.
i'm assuming that you would turn-down any attempt i made to get you to cuddle with me.
i also assume that you smell really nice... clean like soap with a slight and delicate aroma of girl sweat
<3
