Drink a bottle of water because I need something to piss in.
Cooking shrimp in the kitchen
Oh. And did I forget to mention?
I got ... Like $50zillion dollars and banked on a few executive decisions

nice bro what are you brogramming

>>22914613
Programming comfy chat bro ... It's the new thing. I am doing ads in 8 days on /soc/ and /adv/ <--- peeps that need the feels real bad

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Oh shit. I also need some good little sluts.
Prettier the better

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Finishing up the Arak because I'm a filthy sand nigress.

>>22914702
>seafood and alcohol
Barf.

>>22914567
MySQL & php on Windows, the 00's are calling I can here them yoohoo

>>22914863
i've been thinking node. but what should i do for static content delivery?
i need something up soon now so i'm relying on what I know; ajax and php for live dynamic updates.

>>22914858
sand nigRESS?
oh...
i'm doing a little "child support" lottery that says the first woman to get pregnant by me will inherit... many things

>>22914880
AWS S3 for static content

If you're creating a chat type client something like meteor will be good (I just finished a rewrite of an app I built - http://tab.bz). Would recommend just using websockets and some nice js libs instead (npm and browserify are your friends here) unless you want something up real fast.

PHP is actually fine for a backend nowadays, it just doesn't have the community of the node ecosystem. Also you should use postgres over mysql, there's no reason not to.

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Computershitting and rum

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Its what i'm drankin on this evening, probably gonna get drunk and have to go to work in the morning, fuck yeah