/shg/ thread
FEMALES ONLY
Old thread >>22885396
>>22907740
You fucked up
>>22907740
Use a new fucking macro, Jesus.
>>22907764
just leaving the cringy bullshit out of the header, like it fucking used to be.
cry me a river.
>>22907740
you forgot no contactfagging
>>22907773
Contactfagging still isn't allowed, fucking thirsty beta.
>>22907769
Why?
Why does it matter?
>being attracted to short hair dykes
kek
>>22907774
>>22907784
not a camwhore thread. so that doesn't apply here and you know it. now tone it down already or be butthurt, who cares.
>>22907795
no contactfagging is a /soc/ wide rule, it's in the rules sticky
>>22907795
It's not only for camwhore threads you fucktard, it's a board rule.
>>22907804
doesn't that technically make skype, etc threads against the rules?
>>22907816
no, because those are threads specifically for contacting other people
contactfagging refers to the unsolicited asking of people's contacts
>>22907740
>>22907773
>>22907795
Fucking autist
>>22907814
>>22907826
stop whining and report me, that easy.
>>22907826
What about if you're in a thread like rate me and you meet a cute girl or boy and then they ask for your kik? Is that allowed?
>>22907842
No, that's pretty much the textbook example of contactfagging.
>>22907826
ah
>>22907842
Doesn't seem like it
>posting in the wrong thread
>>22907834
>>22907853
>>22907857
That's what I thought, and yet people do this in almost every thread. Way to enforce the rules mods lol. Not that I mind
>>22907814
>it's a board rule.
just a question. it's a board rule as well as number 9, why the fuck is it supposed to be in the OP then?
>>22907911
Reminders
>>22907911
Because autismos like op are hyper thirsty and break them
>>22907916
>>22907919
nope. it's a general rule. there's no need for reminders if you lazy faggots would just report stuff.
you know why the janimods are so fucking slow these days? i do. because faggots like you like to complain but don't report. reports are dropping in numbers, no moderation without reports, get it?
look at /bgt/, i don't want a book next to the macro.
bump for Kira and Audrey
>>22908106
haven't seen both of them in a bit. probably busy with life.
:v)
>>22909419
damn that pic, whats up shima?
>>22909426
nuthin just got back from applying for a job hbu
>>22909447
whoa you applied in person? hardly any jobs still do that, hope you get it, I'm still looking for one after getting fired
>>22909454
I applied online but brought my resume in person to introduce myself because I'm a try-hard :v)
>>22909466
oh ok but thats not try hard thats kinda of what your suppose to do that gives a better chance, long as you didn't show up in suit and tie your prides in tacked lol
>>22909466
I wish I could see you naked with the black lipstick and makeup. It's my number 1 fetish.
>>22909466
You ever end up following through on the MFC thing, Shima?
>>22909466
>>22909447
>>22909419
>posting in a troll thread
Shima pls
>>22907834
>>22909763
I do what I want :3c
>>22909745
Been 2 busy with school
>>22909419
>>22909447
>>22909466
Looking as.good as ever, shima.
What kind of job? Like a Mini job next to school?
>>22910316
Yeah it was gonna be a part time job for fun and extra $$$$$ :3
>>22910493
>it was gonna be
oh, didn't work out? what kind of job?
Boop. Hey guys
>>22910553
heeeyy, the one with the pretty eyes. how are you?
>>22910540
I gotta wait till January they said they are filled for december RIP but desu I prefer that
>>22910553
It's the sexy eyed one. Love em
>>22910553
Aha I'm good hbu? How are your nights going, call me mini lol
I'm going to head to bed I have an exam tomorrow I have to get up early for. So I hope everyone has a good day/ night
>>22910673
>I'm going to head to bed I have an exam tomorrow
sweet dreams and good luck on your exam. let us know how it was.
>>22910673
>NOT WAKING UP TO THIS EVERY DAY
why even live dot jay peg
>>22910635
>>22910673
I know nothing about you Mini, how you truly look or what you desire...all I see is those eyes, and they seem enough to start a war over
>>22910493
Will you come see me wrestle please? Maybe be my valet.
>>22910673
can I get in bed with you?
bumpy.
>>22909466
Where did you get that coat? It looks like something from the wheel of time series.
where the pretty ladies at
>>22910673
I need, not want, to cum on your face.
>>22912435
Its at freepeople i cant afford it though that picture is in the dressing room lmao
>>22913695
Shima, come watch my wrestling show. Fun time, in your area, cool crowd of sexy freaks.
guess its time for a bump
Hey guys
>>22915239
Hey there. Amazing eyes!
>>22915239
Hi cutie
sup nerds theres like 5 filters over this pic but i thought it was p cute
>>22915310
looks pretty damn cute to me, loving those eyes of your too, how are you doing?
>>22915239
o hai! You look qt as fuck tonight!
>>22915310
hrrnnggggg whats up
>>22915310
I want to be your slave... lip piercings are getting me all hot
>>22915310
oh batsy my lub
>>22915239
Those eyes..... Those lips.... I swoon.
>>22915257
>>22915274
>>22915341
>>22915407
Lol hey guys so exam today, lol pretty sure I at least passed. Ahaha. What's everyone up to tonight
>>22915447
Well Im Currently wishing I was looking at more of you.
>>22915323
im doing okay!! i walked around way too much today and my feet hurt but otherwise i am a-okay.
>>22915341
i am about to listen to some k hiphop and smoke and then eat some cheezits i think
>>22915346
i am definitely not cut out to have any slaves thankis
>>22915380
hi hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>22915468
well thats good to hear, think you need to start gellin with dr.scholls lol, were you walking in flat shoes?, you about to smoke a cigarette or some tree just curious
>>22915447
fantaszing about your butthole inbetween bong hits.
>>22915468
What's on your shirt?
>>22915496
it's the glitchgirl shirt from omocat-shop
>>22915490
yeah they were flat shoes i was an idiot . i am about to attend herbology class if that makes sense.
>>22915515
oh...OH, now I get you lol nice one Think I'm going to do the same, better get something to drink with those cheezits, it going to a dry meal you'll probably finish the box, cute nails btw
>>22915515
oh lord that lil collar.
would grab by neck and spit on tbqh if that makes sense
>>22915447
How's your day going mini?
>>22915515
Why do you always take a pic with your mouth open
>>22915447
I'm bored af, glad you at least passed, m-maybeh you even got an A. Also, I'm falling in love with your eyes.
>>22915515
>dat hint of cleavage
its been far, far too long
>>22915705
lmao oh my god
>>22915626
yknow idk heres a pic w my mouth closed
>>22915562
NICEU NICEU, VERY NICEU SHEEZA-CHAN
>>22915549
i am So Mad that i just finished my cherry coke omg
>>22915468
Where did you get that shirt?
>>22915710
ah man cherry coke is one of the best drinks for a high that and sprite, don't want to sound creepy but that pic is too gorgeous for me, Im about to head out smoke
plz girls make me stop bumping this thread
>>22915493
Thats the best thing I've heard all day, lmfao
>>22915584
Actually my days been really freaking solid i haven't really had anything to complain about at all
>>22915705
Ahaha yea and A is wish full thinking, I would need a miracle.
Anything interesting going on in your guys lives?
>>22916160
DEMMM EYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so good
I wish I had some cool shit going on rn in my life but its been boring af desu
You think we can see any body pics, I've always been curious
>>22916180
Lol this ones from earlier, I'm a bit bundled up, but I think there's some earlier in this thread.
>>22916180
Immm a liar lol so heres an old one from my old work lol
>>22916210
There's none from earlier, at least not that I see!
qt outfit tho, those boots look awesome. Also, looks like you have some amazing thighs
>>22916231
Awe thanks
>>22916253
ayo gurlll, how much do you squat?
>>22916272
Not much desu I don't feel it's something I should focus on. My stomach is more my problem area. Lol
>>22916253
fugggg anon why didn't you tell us you had DAT ASSSSSSSS
seriously your butt looks p amazing if u have more pictures m-maybe
>>22916296
>Not much desu
That's a lie. You're probably that girl at the gym holding up the squat rack but no one complains because datassinleggings.jpeg and you know it
Why belly? You don't seem remotely chubby or are you trying to get toned?
>>22916296
Hey, how were the S'living's today? Were they satisfied with your tea selection?
>>22916456
What the fuck are s'livings? There's no such thing.
>>22916349
Ahaha thanks and no not really have another oldie from the summer
>>22916394
Really no joke! I did for a while a few years ago but thing really anymore. Yea toning needs to be a thing. I need the flat belly I feel I got everything else going decently so :/ yea know?>>22916456
Ahahaha S'living *a living lol. Its going good. No tea today just my exam, tea tomorrow though. Hopefully all goes well there. I love my job.
>>22915310
>>22915468
>>22915515
>>22915710
you're looking pretty batsy. did you do something with your hair?
>>22916253
buttttsssssss. very nice.
>>22916628
Ahaha lol thanks hun
>>22916592
>that qt tummy
>those perf boobs
Fuck, please start taking more body pictures lol, that's too glorious to keep to yourself
>>22916660
you're welcome. are you wearing lenses or are your eyes purple-ish?
>>22916253
do you have a permit for that thing
>>22916253
I'd love to see more of that amazing ass. Damn. Hot
>>22916592
And now that I see I wanna see more of that front too. Damn anon you are sexy as hell. I'm getting dizzy with love
>>22916592
>Flat tummy
Apple cider vinegar. No seriously, have a Tbl with 4-8 oz of water twice a day (or straight if you can stand/enjoy it) and couple that with a good calorie deficit and you will lose body fat first before anything else. No joke. Do that for 3 months and the Elven Lords will come knocking down your door, professing their love.
You do lose leaf tea? I got hooked on that stuff and bags just aren't the same anymore.
>>22916673
Thanks lol ill try
>>22916677
Those are just my eyes, they are actually hazel but this lighting made them look weird AF
>>22916683
No sorry.... Lol
Hey girls~
>>22916760
Ooof...wow. Feel like I need an ascot and a pumpkin horse drawn carriage to court you now.
>>22916760
o-o-oh my what are you wearing in that pic
>>22916760
Post a cleavage pic or I'm gonna sob.
>>22916755
Thanks so much!! Thats like super helpful really.
And only loose leaf, organic, no added sweetener, preservatives, or colouring. :)
>>22916770
Ahahaha no I'm just a regular person no need for fancy things, lmfao.
>>22916806
those shouldersss
>>22916806
If I saw those eyes looking into me I'd be stripped bare. And if I was looking at those eyes and could see bareness down low I'd probably die from blood loss to the brain.
>>22916806
Hell yeah, there's a little tea shop that's a bit south of where I live run by a surly Chinese woman and it has only imported, authentic old world style lose tea. It's so absolutely amazing. There's a green tea she only serves in the store that's...it's like walking barefoot in a meadow with a cool breeze and warm sun on your shoulders. It's a feeling in a cup.
No prob, a bit of discipline goes a long way with diet.
>No need for fancy things
So that's a no on the carriage ride to the country villa where I keep my horses and a quaint cabin?
>>22916592
>Really no joke! I did for a while a few years ago but thing really anymore.
Fair enough, I guess you kept the gains or just natural? Also pro tip from a male: forget belly, as long as it isn't too big it's fine. Try to gain size on your ass, squat to make that big and tight. Once you got that down, wear a tight skirt, some high heels, and a skimpy top. Act dumb as fuck and lure in some old rich fucker to wife you. Once that's done throw that back till his heart fails. Inherit $$$ and that's how you win at life. I'd be one cold hearted bitch. Also y u no show off booty?
>>22916877
Thats awesome! Yea it seems like all of them are run by little Asian ladies ahaha mines run mainly by a little Japanese woman lol.
And ahaha maybe another time.
>No need for fancy things
>>22916881
And idk I don't like to be so out there all the time with it, and hopefully natural.
>>22916902
Lower or you're actualy Bob burnquest.
>>22916902
Just..... A..... Little..... Lower..... Eyes a straining to try and make it real. :(
>>22916908
Guess I am man, not my style lol
>>22916902
So ice skating and dinner it is! I guess gym too, senpai.
>>22916915
haha what about a cute butt photo
>>22916915
Could you maybe cover the nips and take a pic that way? I know I. Asking much of you but I just can't seem to stop myself. You're amazing and I'm Dieing to see so much more.
>>22916916
>>22916943
Theyre back lol anyways I'm gonna head to bed now. I have to work early tomorrow. I hope you guys have a good rest of your day/night.
>>22916954
Agreed. Please?
>>22916961
Have beautiful dreams. Wish I could snuggle under them blankets with you.
>>22916973
You're a fucking loser.
>>22916961
Night, hopefully get to see you tomorrow.
>>22916769
Just before I go, wanted to say youre beautiful!
>>22917005
ommmgggggggggg anon plz one more picture!
>>22915723
omocat-shop.com
>>22915738
i ate the cheezits and it was so good.
>>22916628
it's growing!
>>22917320
Like the piercings. And the expression. How was them cheezits
>>22917320
damn notification sound scared the hell out of me, bet them cheezits were good, you look like you enjoyed them lol
Short Hair girls, Thank you for doing you. Every one of you is beautiful. I can never get enough
>>22917320
Batzy!!!
How u been grill? Looking great as usual!
>>22917320
Young lady, contain thy tounge. That's rude.
How's life treating you, batsy? Feeling the Christmas vibes?
Shima, post short hair and your elvenbutt.
Whatever happened to that one red headed girl from the UK who posted nudes on the SHG threads a while back?
>>22916961
Where you at girl? Missing them eyes
>>22915310
gosh, you look so dreamy in this shot.
hmmmm
>>22921374
Oh man I have a huge weakness for colored hair...
>>22921386
>>22921386
its currently navy blue (;
>>22921439
Holy shit... That's so hot.
Would...would you mind posting a body pic?
>>22921439
Doggystyle ng those eyes. Wow. Lovely. Piercings hot as hell
>>22921468
>>22921524
Holy shit your body is incredible...
>>22921524
Wow. Can you post a belly pic?
>>22921802
yess :3
>>22921524
Love the cleavage peek. Would love to see more. Very sexy. Meow
>>22921905
Oh my... Your tummy is so hot. You are ridiculously sexy...
>>22921905
have you ever let a boy shoot cum across that tummy after pulling out :3
>>22921905
Is that your pussy in the other thread?
Hey guys!
>>22922660
Evenin' just get off work?
>>22922660
you do nudes?
>>22922701
Yea, I got off at like 1030 but it takes a bit to get home
>>22922711
And naw b lol
>>22922758
Harsh, well even after a long day you look beautiful. Worth a smooch and hug in my book.
Why do you always do zoom shots of your face? Can we get a longer shot?
>>22922816
Thanks Ahaha and sorry just how I like to selfie
>>22922867
Well, you rock it no matter what (those pictures with little makeup are amazing), but this being shg I wanted your face with you really well done hair.
>Map of Cyrodiil
After my own heart, you are.
>>22915310
bats ur killing me with this new hair
absolute babe.
>>22922867
Heya mini. Looking sexy as ever. Can always look at those eyes
>>22922867
>>22922895
>OH SHIT I loved that game! easy 500 hours in per character
>>22921905
Now we need a panty pic!
Tuesday bump
>>22925300
you're so cute
you look like this really hot english TA I had.
the fuck man why do i have to keep bumping this
Hows everyone doing
>>22927327
pretty damn alright. How're things with you?
>>22927339
Pretty great chilling with my friend lol
>>22927399
Someone's a bit camera shy kek
>>22927399
your fwend is mega qt
>>22927327
>>22927399
Evening, doing well, would be doing better if I was with you.
So what's up everyone. Lol that glith tho... I'm not all here ATM...
>>22927533
Day off, playing post-apocalyptic vidya and being taken aback by two of just about the foxiest ladies I've ever seen.
>>22927554
Lmfao I look pissed.
>>22927567
Why would you show your friend 4chan, now she thinks your weird
>>22927585
She loves me, she doesn't think I'm weird
>>22927600
m8, that's what you think. but you done goof'd. how about you pull duck faces for next pick? also what are you doing aside from soc
>>22927611
As duck facet as we get lol and drinking and w.e
>>22927567
You look intense.
>>22927636
>Drinking
It seems so. Are you showing off to her how much people like your hair? Hey friend, her hair looks great, right?
>>22927636
that's a Kristen Stewart face. What you drinking? Beer or stronger stuff?
>>22927636
omg you both are so fucking qt, can we get a pic of butts? Everybody loves butts!
>>22927567
>>22927636
damn you two are cute as fuck.
would you spit on a guy if he was into it? same question to your friend.
>>22927664
you're weird, Ja Jar,
No-one like you.
>>22927664
bumi
Okay night!
>>22925300
hey it's been w ahile. how are you?
>>22927327
you should make love and record it.
>>22928697
good morning.
>>22928697
goodnight
>>22916908
>>22916908
Lol. Does anyone but you and I even know who bob burnquest is?
>>22929553
Tony Hawk ftw
>Bringing me back to my childhood
>>22928697
That's a really pretty necklace! And as amazing as you are at doing makeup, I still think you look as good, if not better, without it! Natural beauty people.
So it is shoulder length
>>22930797
moar
>>22930797
>agathocles
marry me
>>22930797
You're so fucking gorgeous and it makes me sad that you always leave after 1 or 2 pictures. Please stay a while longer ;_;
>>22930852
Thank you! I will... Supposedly my hair isn't short enough but it obviously is.
>>22930840
>wants to get married over agathocles
Marry me
>>22930825
Here's moar
>>22930883
Woah, are your eyes grey or are those contacts?
>>22930906
They change from grey to blue to greeny blue depending on the weather and my mood.
>>22930920
And by greeny blue I mean turquoise of course but not as intense of a colour as say, a stone.
>>22929553
You don't think I remember the finger-flip?
>>22930920
>>22930925
That sounds really cool, I love them!
>>22930936
Thanks I love them too :D I've often thought I'd want a carbon copy of me for when I take psychedelics so we can look into each other's until we fall into one another causing the world to collapse.
>>22930996
>>22930996
Any chance for some more revealing pictures? You're sexy af
>>22930996
Damn love your hair and skin :)
isn't this "chick" still a dude?
>>22931144
What are you on about? She looks nothing like a dude. If she was I'd turn gay for her because she's cuter than most girls I've ever seen.
>>22931152
>If she was I'd turn gay
congratulations, you turned gay. not kidding or shitposting. just letting you know.
>>22931163
Not true. S h i t poster confirmed.
>>22931121
Thank you :D
>>22931092
All I got.
>>22931242
Thought I'd uploaded the picture.
>>22931246
Pleas take some lingerie pics! I'd kill for some lingerie shots. It's fine if you don't want to though, you're just too adorable.
>>22931246
That be better without so much clothing
>>22931260
>>22931299
Nah thats not me
>>22931417
That's a shame. Any pics will do, please do post more!
>>22931417
Not even just a bit of cheeky bum or cleavage?
>>22930797
Cute. Do you have any tattoos?
>>22931246
That would be so much better if you'd clean up a bit
>weird as fuck angle
i can't stay to chat right now but i still just wanted to stop by and say hi while im at the computer <3
>>22931678
Cute. Let's see more when you get the chance
>>22931678
hibye, mew
>i can't stay
damn. i hope you're doing fine.
>>22931678
Hey nice hat, we should have another beanie party on tinychat, and birthday is the 15th don't forget!:)))
>>22931678
Damn I've missed you Mew
>>22931260
>>22931299
Back off from my waifu pls
>>22931246
Wow your lips and your body are amazing... Can you post some more?
>>22928800
Not too bad, sick as a dog tonight
>>22932109
Dustin?
>>22931246
>drugs
I think I'm going to vomit
>>22932951
Nope
better bump this thread
>>22932109
i have nott forgotten
haha
i was almost hoping you wouldn't remind me so that you would be impressed i remembered it after being mentioned only once like two weeks before it
>>22931701
<3 thankyou <3 i am surprisingly coping quite well today actually! Recently life has given me some much needed kindness, which has sparked some sort of a newfound strength within me. I am feeling very grateful for this, i think i might actually make it through.
Sorry for the vagueness, haha. i just want to express the bit of joy without having to bring up personal topics here.
I hope you are doing well too anon<3
>>22932546
awee <3 i will have free time to chat over the holidays!
>>22935008
glad to see you around
>>22935087
thank you!
>tell myself I am not lonely
>convince myself I am not lonely
>browse /shg/
>leave with new crushes and an even larger part of me that wants to die
see you all tomorrow
>>22935116
close the door.
>>22935008
Whenever I see one of your posts my heart melts. You seem like a very kind person.
>>22935008
>Recently life has given me some much needed kindness
You deserved it
>Sorry for the vagueness
No need to, because this
>want to express the bit of joy without having to bring up personal topics here.
Is the smart way on here.
>>22935144
awe<3 well that is a very kind thing to say so thankyou!
>>22935309
thankyou too <3
i am glad i can be a little smart at least, sometimes i go the opposite way and overshare, haha. like when it comes to my insecurities :/ i just saw the crush thread and got a tiny bit carried away in there just now i think :/ oops.
ahh i am tired of course my feelings are being silly
anyhow. i am grateful for you /shg/ anons <3
>>22935336
People will use your insecurities against you mew. Don't let them do that.
>>22935342
its difficult :( i can't help it.
i am an oversensitive being or something
and when they tell me mean things
i secretly already think the mean things about myself so.. it just reinforces my personal thoughts
ahh
i know this is stupid
i don't want to be like this
im sorry
>>22935407
I'm sorry. I am a bit of a hardened individual so its easier for me to shut it away. I hope you can look past the whole internet trolling. You are wonderful and you should know that. You always sound honest and kind.
>>22935407
you're hands down my favorite person in /shg/, wish you weren't so hard on yourself mew
>>22935421
its not all the trolling that gets to me though.. just the specific ones that tap into my already existing insecurities..
anyhow.
i should just listen to you nice people instead and ignore the meanies .
<3
i have to try to remind myself that people who say things to bring others down, and just unhappy themselves and projecting their own negative feelings. therefore it makes sense that i should not let it get to me, and instead right away just forgive them and let it go.
dunno if that actually makes sense or if it's too-tired-for-logic type of thinking but either way its all ok.
>>22935484
thank you <3
gosh i can never get over you people who are so loving to me
i am glad you are here
<3
wow i can hardly keep my eyes open anymore
so
goodnight everyone <3 <3
Is kira dead or what?
>>22935747
... and Audrey. :(
shima pls
>>22937820
this tbqhwy
>>22935747
>>22936541
>>22937820
And nilly
Where have they all gone?
Audrey 4 Ever.
She's probably busy with finals and the normal life that comes with being attractive, smart, and talented.
I guess I should show up at least once before Christmas.
>>22938188
Nice dubs. Where is that beach? Like state.
>>22935008
well i'm glad to hear that you did still remember <3 just make sure not to let any shitheads in the crush thread get to you, and if you need a confidence boost you know what thread to post in
....bump
Growing slowly and steadily
It's gonna take a while
>>22938990
Your Xmas dress and whatnot was cute
>>22939017
Thanks! I'm planning on wearing it again shortly! I have a lavender one that I plan on wearing
>>22939021
I like a deep royal purple for color myself. Hard for some ladies to pull off but if they can its stunning to see.
>>22939030
I love lavender, I should wear it more often
