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>Be 19 >hook up with hot grill I've liked for ages
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>Be 19
>hook up with hot grill I've liked for ages
>on bed kissing etc
>start freaking out because virgin moron and kinda still drunk
>go soft
>she grabs me through jeans
>gives me weird look
>anxiety kicking in
>she purs me on my back, removes jeans and boxers
>grabs my booze anxiety addled 3 inch flaccid penis for like one minute
>she laughs
>I die inside
>ask what's up
>she says sorry I've never seen one that small before
>but I'm not hard
>still though, giggling... kissed me on the check and started to stroke me, I got kinda semi but anxiety and her small comment fucked me up so much... nothing eventuates...
>I tell her the truth, virgin yadda yadda
>she tries her hardest to make me feel better but still kind of laughing/giggling
>idiot gear kicks in
>"are you going to tell anyone about this?"
>she replied "honestly yeah probably, but not that you're small or anything just that you couldn't perform"
>I replied small? you do realize I'm soft?
>"giggles yes I've never seen a soft one before, all my exes are big.... mfw. continues to try her best at stroking a 3 inch flaccid dick trying not to giggle.

we gave up. I was basically a wreck by now and said all that small stuff kinda screwed with my mind, we're your exes like, huge?

"my biggest was almost 8 inches... but seriously don't worry you're too drunk, sorry if I offended you, I like you and want to try this again maybe sometime soon"

More chatter went on for a bit then we crashed out for about an hour...

I woke up with major fucking boner... She was gone.

Seriously have i fucked this up? Should I message her so soon?

tldr virgin boy hooks up with amazing girl only to be laughed at because performance issues.

Now I think I have a small dick to boot.

Can anyone please help me out here? Females/Males got any similar sexual train wrecks? I need to calm :(
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>>22907542
bumping for sanity
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>>22907542

I'm not going to post pics but seriously my dick is a telescope.

I think it varies on how you're built. Some guys penises hang down in flaccid state, making them look much larger.

She just didn't know better. Her girlfriends probably giggled at her for it.
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>>22907575
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>>22907575
fuck.

>>22907575
I'm under 6ft, but still growing hopefully. slim build bit not umber thin, I have meat but I'm not chestbrah by any means...

I always was anxious about being unequiped sizes wise down there but having the first girl who's ever hooked up with me laugh, has haunted me like fuck.
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>>22907542
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>>22907542
bump
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lol who acts like that, she sounds a bit retarded OP
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>>22907625
quit being a bitch, my first time was similar but no laughing about dick size. My friends gave me a hard time for awhile but I made up for it by fucking two strippers at the same time for 2 days straight. Stop worrying we are all unsure.
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>>22907642
Honesty feel like most guys get stage fright the first time, unless you have been in a real relationship and lose it with a girl you are completely comfortable with.
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Bruh your only 19

Stop being so nervous and fuck that bitch. Treat her like a slut if you want to get back at her for laughing at your small D

And don't sweat your size, mines 4.5 inches and I've made girls crave me cause of the shit I do without it
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>>22907689
Imagine if you could get them off with it... Once you have had sex a few times foreplay is boring.
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>>22907654
Agreed. I lost mine a few weeks ago and desu I only had a semi for most of it, I was pretty drunk and we fucked for about an hour and I never came. The girl I was with didn't laugh or anything though that hurts dude better luck next time!
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>>22907704
Ya my first time was cut short by my friend aswell.

Probably would have finished but the bitch would not stop moaning loudly, and my friend came down and said we had to hurry up or shutup but she wouldnt and I couldnt.
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>>22907704
>>22907775
I'm confident about next time but her telling me about her 8 inch monster exes and laughing was fucking pretty off putting
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>>22907775
regardless of not being able to stay hard without constant stimulation and not finishing, I still felt like a boss the next day.
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>>22907786
find a new bitch, or be the man and take charge. She won't be laughing if you man the fuck up, she will be hornier than ever. Basic female instinct
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>>22907786
If your cock is average 8 inches is only 2 inches bigger, and most of that extra length doesn't fit unless she is a porn star.
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She just text me this:


"Hey. I'm sorry about last night I feel like I did something wrong, please tell me if I did. I feel so bad for laughing babe I'm so sorry. I shouldn't of bought up my past experiences either I know you probably hate me but I think you're amazing and I want to see you again. I'll make it extra special because I feel like I fucked up so bad ;) x"


Well at least I got an apology?
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>>22907872
I would say fuck her(obviously) then move on after you get your fill.
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>>22907872
>>22907941
Don't get attached tho, she is someone who will cheat. Try and find a passive qt, she will love you unconditionally.
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>>22907542
You think that's bad? I'm 27 and had exactly the same experience last week, and I'm not even a virgin. Sex shouldn't be making me nervous at this fucking age...
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>drinking alcohol
You deserved it, OP. Stop whining.
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