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Assumption Thread, niggers
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aye that's me deformed lookin wtf haha
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>>22901783
Has 6 toes on left foot
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>>22901798
Secretly indulges in pounds of chocolate alone
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Ironically enough I just ate a giant bar of chocolate yesterday,
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>>22901783
you like drake (also ur makeup is bomb)
>>22901798
likes rpgs
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Lets see if someone gets me right this time!

>>22901783
is actually maxim

>>22901798
Has spent more hours in Fallout then in any other hobby

>>22901861
Listened to angst as teen, moved into metal combined with very emotional music (think florence&the machine)
Owns or want to own a cat
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>>22901899
4.1 in Fallout 1
33.4 in Fallout 2
50.4 in Fallout 3
4.1 in Fallout 4... so far
947.1 in Fallout: New Vegas
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>>22901783
You're an intersectional feminist.
>>22901798
You really like Pokemon.
>>22901861
You write poetry and think it's really deep and amazing.
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>>22901783
going into medicine
>>22901861
likes shoegaze
>>22901899
loves his hometown football club
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>>22901783
You carried your rich female boss's baby.
>>22901798
Kidney failure.
>>22901861
You don't complain out loud much.
nice lip shade btw
>>22901899
You prefer Goku.
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>>22901783
you're that guy who photoshops girls
>>22901798
violent sexual fantasies
>>22901861
Australian
>>22901899
Genetically modified Soviet super-athlete let loose after USSR fell
>>22901957
In North America
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>>22901783
Isn't really you

>>22901798
Had a hard time changing from t-shirts to collared shirts

>>22901861
Likes alternative rock from the 90s

>>22901899
Bought the camera for a college project, it was a waste of money but you try to use it any chance you get

>>22901957
Is from england
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>>22902003
smokes weed

>>22901957
knows kung fu
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>>22901783
Not you. If so, asian girl who grew up aroubd white people.
>>22901798
Depressed and sad.
>>22901861
Emo hipster.
>>22901899
Secretly gay.
>>22901957
Mecican.
>>22901981
Tries to hard to be quirky.
>>22901985
Sad and somewhat dull.
>>22902003
Couch potato with skinny dick.
>>22902035
Gay whore in high school.
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>>22901981
Is extremely skilled at low-key sneaking off to take drugs
>>22902003
Master at one or more board-based sports
>>22902035
Higher voice than you'd think
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>>22902035
second year uni student, is finally starting to develop his personality
>>22902003
stoner, former skater kid. makes friends everywhere because you always smoke people up
>>22901985
pre med student. you spend much of your time studying and don't have much room for fun these days
>>22901981
is actually super shy and anxious irl, has a hard time keeping eye contact
>>22901957
was on the swim team in high school
>>22901899
you aspire to be jack black's character from the game brutal legend
>>22901861
mega daddy issues, listens to emo and pop punk
>>22901798
m3mel0rd
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>>22901957
i actually hate watching sports in general :/

>>22901981
I DO love dragonball .... always seen myself as more of a Piccolo-man though, either him or Tien

>>22901985
YioU haVE DIZCovErEd TrU Identitiye, Ai mUSt noW eliminATe yiOu comrade

>>22902003
Actually bought it for a blog which im currently the author of with 15000-ish readers, that and landscape photography, im using it way too little though, no time for photography (its actually quite amazing, FujiX100s, this pic is pure shit though).
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>>22902035
Secretly watched anime

>>22902003
Smokes too much weed

>>22901985
Fusses over having just the right amount of chin stubble

>>22901981
Takes silly pictures specifically because finding a serious one you like is hard; probably took multiple selfies before that one
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>>22901783
you give good head
>>22901798
youre under 18
>>22901861
we like the same music
>>22901899
you like photography or some shit
>>22901957
your part white
>>22901985
you smoke weed
>>22902003
so do you
>>22902035
you lift
>>22902077
you live on the east coast
>>22902090
youre jewish
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>>22901783
nice try, photoshop troll.

>>22901798
this is not you.
no real person is so sad looking.

>>22901899
you're ukrainian and a closet homosexual.

>>22901957
is this dave?

>>22901981
super pig

>>22901985
californian average boy

>>22902003
californian pothead loser

>>22902035
you're an autosexual black mexican

>>22902077
matthew mcconaughey's much less attractive, depressed, downsy cousin

>>22902090
the son of david and jason statham
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>>22902123
True
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>>22902123
self hating jew boi, neo nazi
>>22902102
lazy as fuck, doesn't give a shit
>>22902090
hates the other jew boi for being a neo nazi
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>>22902143
>self hating
no
>jew
i am jewish by heritage
>boi
no
>neo
m..maybe
>nazi
no

>>22902133
i know
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>>22902123
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>>22902070
>>22902090
>>22902102
more or less true
>>22902077
Nah useless arts major
>>22902123
Nah, think way further south and way less relevant
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>>22901783
You are a Jewish tranny.
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>>22902169
well, shit.

>>22902185
so you're actually mexican, i see.
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>>22901798 faggot
>>22901861 bitch
>>22901899 faggot
>>22902003 faggot
>>22902035 faggot
>>22902077 white bitch
>>22902090 kill yourself faggot
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>>22902227
2edgy4me
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>>22902227
i'm not white racist faggot
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>>22902102
>>22902143

I'd like to say you're wrong for calling me Jewish, but 23andme says I'm 0.3% Ashkenazi, so I guess you're technically correct.

100% European:
> 93.6% Northwestern European (46.6% British/Irish, 8.1% German/French, 4.6% Scandinavian, 0.4% Finnish)
> 2.7% Eastern European
> 1.5% Southern European (0.3% Iberian)
> 0.3% Ashkenazi
> 1.9% Broadly European
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>>22902221
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>>22902260
Has a mild allergy to cats but powers through because of love for them

>>22902123
Good at sports in highschool
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>>22902260
wtf
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>>22902276
hell no
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>>22901783
Is really funny and cool
>>22901798
Watches anime or plays yugio cards, does something nerdy.
>>22901861
You play LOL or one of this mmorpg games
>>22901899
Tidy
>>22902003
Smokes a lot of weed
>>22901981
Tries to take silly selfies cause you think you're cute
>>22901985
Likes to people watch, is social but likes his alone time
>>22902035
Plays football or just likes to work out
>>22902077
Thinks he's cool with that mustache
>>22902090
Outgoing, funny, easy to get along with
>>22902102
Hermit, has 1 or 2 close friends. Plays video games and lurks in the deep webs
>>22902123
Pretty and knows it
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>>22902306
pot calling the kettle black and what not.
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>>22902306
Isnt real
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>>22901861
yes
>>22901899
very well could be true
>>22901941
nah
>>22901981
no
>>22901985
not really
>>22902003
nah, still rock plenty of Ts
>>22902070
sometimes
>>22902077
y3s 1 4m f4gg0t
>>22902102
nyet
>>22902227
YES HOW DID YOU KNOW WOW
>>22902306
Neither, I collect stamps though.
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>>22902077
Likes to get beat during sex.
>>22902090
Perv.
>>22902100
Sick minded
>>22902102
Lead character in Fox's "Last Man On Earth".
>>22902123
Into abusing sex partner.
>>22902169
Yes u are.
>>22902260
Animal abuser.
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>>22902321
only pretend abuse.
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>>22901783
Talks extremely loud
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>>22902306
am i not?
>>22902321
lol
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>>22902276
Killed his first pet due to anger issues.
>>22902295
Androgynous
>>22902306
Sometimes nice but a massive slut.
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>>22902090
smokes weed
>>22902102
likes the beatles
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>>22902338
Nah, I'm a hermit, I never go outside. Only play video games and watch Netflix all by myself. Have no friends or anyone to talk to -__-
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>>22902339
Teenager trying to find identity.
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>>22902070
Very true but only in photos.
>>22902077
Except when I'm raging.
>>22902123
Super Juice.
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I was gonna post in the glasses thread, but this seems like more fun.

>>22902090
You play acoustic guitar.

>>22902077
You almost wore a flannel shirt this morning.

>>22902035
You don't do kettlebell workouts.

>>22902003
You hurt your hand longboarding.

>>22902306
You knitted that scarf behind you.

>>22902276
You purposefully made it hard to make assumptions using your surroundings; you're a purist.
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>>22902090
Aw shoot. You also don't know what year it is :^)
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>>22902364
does that mean we're related?
the horror
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>>22901985
>>22902123
You mean Maxim, call him by his proper name, not "photoshop troll".
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>>22902398
Absolutely atrocious not that I expect better from you juice but no it's a very common first name.
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>>22901783
Went a little bit over board on the photoshop there Maxim...
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my waifu btw >>22901981
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>>22902433
Yes husbandu
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>>22902422
pfft

>>22902410
maybe it's him
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>>22901981
Didn't I tell you to go the fuck home
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>>22902443
ilysm
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>>22902482
What you gonna do , beat me ?
>>22902489
tfw husbandu has prettier hair than mine.
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>>22902499
Yes and not in the good way. You aren't the first girl I overpower and don't think you can use your ching chong fighting on me because it won't work.
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>>22902499
>>22902507
>>22902482
I'm buying a computer now this is ridiculous
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>>22902366
Doesn't leave the house
>>22902339
Thinks they're "different"
>>22902306
Dime a dozen instagram attention grabber
>>22902295
Normie
>>22902276
Heroin
>>22902169
Committed suicide after posting
>>22902123
Makes "indie" music
>>22902102
Considers himself to be a 'philosopher'
>>22902090
Ultra jew
>>22902077
Overly calm and tall
>>22902035
Aids patient 1
>>22902003
Calls himself a '90s kid'
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>>22902521
making music is for poor people, bro.
i'm a software engineer.
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>>22902530
pic related
>>22902513
I'm gonna pull an all-nighter :-(
my eyebags are gonna have eyebags
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>>22902544
No you tell me you dumb bish, I could've done the same but I have to work tomorrow so I have to sleep. More places to keep monies tho rite
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>>22902567
I have class too 8 AM class and pin-up
I still haven't drawn elevations for the project.
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>>22902581
Then get to work on your bomb shit kek. It doesn't sound to bad tho, school work is different than work work although I rather be physically tired than mentally stressed out so sucks 4 u
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>>22901861
fun to get into some crazy urban exploring/general shit with
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>>22902521
The only form of social media that i have is fb, and only have 200 something friends. Never even had a kik or snapchat
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>>22901783
You definitely smelt it
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>>22902306
Likes anal
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>>22901783
You're a pervert from Canada
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>>22901783
Jesus christ wtf have you done to this person
>>22901861
Works in a makeup shop
>>22901899
Hitler youth
>>22901957
Skates
>>22901981
Has legitimate ADHD
>>22901985
Typical uni kid
>>22902003
Probably blazes it
>>22902035
Keks people left right and centre
>>22902077
Forgot where he planted the bomb
>>22902227
Nigger
>>22902306
Nice person to everyone
>>22902681
Likes going sailing
>>22902521
Wears this to sleep
>>22902339
Smokes w33d
>>22902366
Actually a talented artist
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>>22901798
probably playing fallout now
>>22901861
looks like an artist
>>22901899
looks like you have a bunch of blackbelts and brags about it
>>22901957
is the "cool asian dude"
>>22901981
seems like the girl that's like "one of the guys"
>>22901985
stop trying to look like johnny depp
>>22902003
into extreme sports and weed
>>22902035
the type of dude to post gym flow on fb/twitter
>>22902077
you are a musician
>>22902090
you look like rick from walking dead, with a jew fro
>>22902100
a product of mother russia
>>22902102
hunts bears and wears the dead cub's fur
>>22902123
you skateboard
>>22902169
smile then fucker its a photo
>>22902260
you have a nice cat
>>22902276
quiet kid that started gaining confidence in college
>>22902295
you refuse to cut your hair because your 2edgy
>>22902306
probably plays vidya does nerdy shit but is really chill
>>22902339
cant tell if you are a guy or girl
>>22902366
you will call me a nigger
>>22902433
smoke weed everyday
>>22902443
probably cut someones dick off with that sword
>>22902521
you scare me
>>22902681
you lift
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>>22901783
you look like female pepe
>>22901899
your photoshop magic makes you look extremely feminine
>>22902123
autistic virgin gif lord
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>>22904612
humble
(check those black head dud)
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>>22902521
Jewish gay Lord.
>>22902681
Gain muscles to compensate for something.
>>22904444
Secret drag queen.
>>22904593
Awkard and weird drug dealer.
>>22904612
Crackhead with wide part eyes.
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>>22901899
Hails from Germanic country.

>>22901861
Kind of a bitch, but you made peace with what you are a long time ago.

>>22901981
Hides flaws by making problem areas purposefully silly.

>>22902003
Gets headaches and anxiety without weed.

>>22902090
Slightly unstable, but probably not enough to snap...yet

>>22902306
Does not actually want to be left alone.
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>>22902090
If you're gonna buy a wig at least buy a good one.

>>22902681
Compensating, but drives a small car.

>>22904444
Follows gaming YouTube channels. Also nice quads.

>>22904593
Oreo

>>22904612
Acts differently online than in person. Not necessarily in a bad way.

>>22905454
Got Destiny on the day of release but stopped playing it a week later.
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>>22901981
Looks like my ex, if that's anything to go by, you do a lot of drugs but still maintain an average lifestyle. But you question your sanity at times.
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Assume my :-)
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>>22905491
Afraid not. GTA4, M&B:W, Total War series. I got bored of everything else quickly.
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>>22905509
kind-hearted!
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>>22905515
Yes ='D
You are?
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>>22905524
I am?
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>>22905515
submissive (call me)
>>22905509
uses instagram at restaurants a lot
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>>22905562
Kind-hearted?
>>22905574
Yes yes =D
Play phone games public
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>>22905580
i actually almost never play phone games
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>>22905580
Can you adopt me.
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>>22905454
Something of a neat freak, possible OCD
>>22905509
Very loving, soothing voice
>>22905515
Gets hit on a lot, but doesn't want a boyfriend
>>22905574
Fierce temper
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>>22905589
Oh kk
>>22905602
Adopt??
>>22905610
Yes . . . I think =D
You like play around but when 1-vs-1 very nice polite man
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>>22905509
likes kpop
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>>22905627
K-POP 감사 팬 클럽 번호 하나 !!
='D
Play music at bar but better work day time . .
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>>22905642
haha knew it

and no better work
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>>22905624
Yes, adopt.

Will you be my mommy?
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>>22905509
Likes to shop for flowery dresses
>>22905515
Likes punk music
>>22905574
Plays cod
>>22905610
Didn't end up taking that shower
>>22905627
Is in a good band
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>>22905657
>plays cod
not since like 2011
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>>22905651
Can try
>>22905657
Like to shop yes
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>>22905651
if it doesn't work out i'd be happy to raise you as a single father
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>>22905689
Would you tuck me into bed at night and kiss me goodnight?
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>>22905696
absolutely
i'll check under your bed for monsters too if you want
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>>22905700
Would you let me come and sleep in your bed if I get frightened?
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>>22905657
You bet ;)
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>>22905724
you can sleep in my bed even if you don't get frightened.
kik? mine is johnfuckingwall
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>>22905509
A bit of a fashionista
>>22905515
Spends more time trapping then not
>>22905574
Likes shitty video games
>>22905610
Masturbates a lot
>>22905627
Works in an office
>>22905672
Still likes shitty video games
>>22905725
Wants to grow a beard but his face wont let him
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>>22905809
Likes woman. Hates washing dishes. Hates everything actually.
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>>22905809
Y-you're mean.
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>>22905819
Shut up ru paul.
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>>22905823
Your necklace is shit.

I hate you!
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>>22905826
Think again.
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>>22905809
Secretly wants gangbanged, but pretends to be asexual
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>>22905809
>likes shitty video games
no accounting for taste, but my favorite game is melee, and i've been playing more rocket league than anything else lately

you watch bad animu
>>22905826
shh it's just a bad dream
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>>22905817
2.5/3
>>22905819
Mean but correct
>>22905832
n-no
>>22905838
You're goddamn fucking right I do
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>>22905844
explain.
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>>22905844
It's not correct. I only occasionally dress-up!
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>>22905853
I want to make love to your butthole.
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>>22905847
Nobody hates EVERYTHING.
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>>22905856
Lewd
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>>22905857
I dont hate you. I want to do this >>22905856
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>>22905871
your popularity is rapidly increasing
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>>22905883
How so?
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>>22905931
several people here want to put it in your butt
you can hide in my bed with me if that's frightening
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>>22904444
Joke's on you, I have no talent at all.

>>22904593
Really got nothing to say about that one.

>>22905454
You never learned Billy Mays' lessons in freedom.

>>22905509
You live in a metropolitan city. Probably a southern one.

>>22905627
You look like you belong in Carroboro.

>>22905809
You look like you have a degree in or are pursuing a degree in math or statistics.
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>>22905809
Bought that necklace for herself
>>22905725
Was homeschooled as a kid>>22902035

>>22905672
Has never made his bed, plays tons of vidya
>>22902306
Works in a shoe store, likes iron chef
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>>22906062
>>22902035
... and he's in the Navy and probably will be for life.

Or he plays too much MGS5
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>>22904593
>you look like rick from walking dead, with a jew fro

You're not the first person to say that.
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>>22901783
You're not the person in the photograph.
>>22901798
You're 18 years old.
>>22901861
You're into kinky stuff.
>>22901899
You rarely take baths anymore because you think they're dirty, showers only.
>>22901957
You lift a lot.
>>22901981
You took this photo for a specific thread and are oddly surprised how it came out.
>>22901985
You've looked into modelling before and you clean up really well.
>>22902003
You've been in fights before
>>22902035
Skips leg day
>>22902077
Has a great relationship with his father
>>22902090
Is Jewish
>>22902102
Would be an 11/10 husbando if he wasn't a dirty hippie commie.
>>22902123
Huge ego, likes underage women.
>>22902276
You're not straight.
>>22902306
You grew up with lots of money.
>>22902339
You enjoy the andro look.
>>22902366
You have an eclectic, esoteric taste in music.
>>22902521
Wears this outfit specifically for photos to make an internet personality of himself. Has ASD but has never been diagnosed so he thinks he doesn't have it but he really does.
>>22904444
Forgot to pray to his lord and savior Jesus the Christ almighty to thank him for the bountiful food he's bestowed you with before eating supper.
>>22904593
Posts in black threads on /r9k/
>>22904612
Never replies to posts that reply to him
>>22905454
Tries really hard to be funny.
>>22905610
Specifically kept the teeniest tiniest papercut blood on his face because he thought it looked cool and would be impressive and took at least 6 shots with that blood there. Into BBW
>>22905809
Natural redhead, likes animus.
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>>22906331
OH MY GOD I forgot my photo I just ruined everything fml
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>>22905725
Crackhead
>>22905672
Have more female than male friends
>>22904612
Dont know if alfa or beta
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/r9k'/ here please kill yourself and i mean evryone in this thread youre all disgusting brainwashed normies. 4chan is for neets and lonely people. GO AWAY
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But I'm NEET and lonely.
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>>22906378
>admiting being a piece of shit
seek help bro
>>22906332
yes you did go away
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>>22906388
Fuck off you dont get me normie.
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>>22906393
your shitpost is bad even for /soc/ standards
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>>22906331
>>22906332
There isn't much go to on except the haircut; you've read Le Morte d'Arthur (and liked it).

>>22906351
Misspelling alpha is a pretty big indicator that you think you're an alpha.
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>>22901783
mostly white friends
>>22901798
owns a Wii U
>>22901861
cosplays
>>22901957
lives on the West Coast
>>22901981
play full and fun
>>22901985
gets pussy all the time
>>22902003
likes soft drug
>>22902077
goes on /mu/
>>22902306
part mestizo
>>22902339
you are cute 8 out of 10 and tou are MTF
>>22902681
works a hard job
>>22904593
lives in the Northeast
>>22905515
MTF
>>22905809
likes /a/ and /fa/
>>22906351
trying to grow facial hair
>>22906488
iam not a ant so no
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>>22906051
Ha, I wish
>>22906062
Smokes weed
>Nope, someone very special to me gave it.
>>22906331
Dyed hair, only watches anime occasionally
>>22906507
Isn't sorry for giving people neck injuries
>I neither like /a/ or /fa/
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>>22905454
Awkard and socially weird.
>>22905509
Asian into indie.
>>22905515
Shy quiet skank.
>>22905574
Virgin.
>>22905610
Chubby with a cut dry dick.
>>22905627
Arab livibg in a western country.
>>22905725
Bitchy.
>>22905809
Lesbo.
>>22906062
Thinks about murder.
>>22906332
Weirdo in school willing to suck at the biys batnroom.
>>22906351
Homophobia seeps from your pores.
>>22906488
George Constanza.
>>22906507
Phenomenal bottom.
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>>22901798
Perfectionist in a good way
>>22901861
Funny, but doesn't know if she likes hersalf
>>22901981
Cleaned nostrils for picture
>>22901985
Waiting patiently for life to be explained to him
>>22902003
Does not sex well
>>22902102
Loves him some sleep
>>22902123
Currently bored af
>>22902276
Not much sex pleasure
>>22904444
Usually bored af
>>22904593
Lieks onions
>>22904612
Hard worker
>>22905509
Wimpeh
>>22905574
Not much sex pleasure either
>>22905809
Much masturbation pleasure?>>22906062
Not good at making points in speech
>>22906351
Would be nicer to people if they didn't seem like such dick-tards
>>22906507
Is not 'Mericun but might have a big dick

Score/17?
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>>22902003
Lad
Enjoys going to the mall

>>22906351
Easily irritated, finds most things to be boring and doesn't enjoy small talk.

>>22906062
>>22906062
Quiet and observant

>>22902077
Nice, cool guy. Friendly gaze :)

>>22902102
Uses the word 'trippy'

>>22902339
Has won qt awards
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>>22906974
Ps. I don't use tumblr :^)
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>>22906978
>>22906974
but does u have a female penis?
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>>22906993
You mean a clitoris?
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>>22907000
no u idiot a girl dick, a boipucci, a feminine phallus
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>>22907009
I have none of the above.
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>>22907023
:0 le gasp i have been fooled im i a gay now
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>>22905574

Has yet to be broken down, let down, heart broken, or whatever it takes to have cynicism unlock your true potential.

>>22905610

Although everyone wants to party with you, people are taken aback by you alluding to reading them fancy queer books with no pictures in 'em

>>22905627

Won't use a different pic because that's as good as it'll ever get in terms of being photogenic (it also has your gimmick in it)

>>22905672

Has learned the perils of hipster women who are the spawn of trophy wives and emotionally absent fathers

>>22905725

You pop your pimples and eat them

>>22905809

Most of your sexual experience has been gross and drunken hook ups. Hasn't, and wont ever come out to your parents. It's fine, because you're not gay, per say. But you're not striaght, either. Good luck explaining why you've been 'single' after going on a hurricane of dates from OKCupid despite cohabiting with a woman for 4+ years and having it crumble in agony and anger that stems from not being appreciated or nurtured by someone who just used you as a plaything.

>>22906062

Attracts dudes and ladies, but not the kind you want and/or desire

>>22906332

Ruins everything, and not just because there is an invisible carpenter's vice trapping your lips in suspended animation

>>22906351

Lacks emotional depth and is haunted by quiet moments of thought and private moments of reflection. But female attention and mid-tier material things keep that way, most of the time.

>>22906507

You're sorta like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, and not just because you sorta look like him. Sorta.

>>22906913

Comfortable enough with himself to not judge others, is sorta Buddhist without being an actual Buddhist

>>22906974

not you, but thanks for playing somik chan poster #4
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>>22901981

Will never know how good she has it until her mid 20s. At least that's when it'll start. You carry yourself the way you do to fend off unwanted attention, and now it's your default. It's not that bad of a default, but your tired of doing an impression of a young adult who does young agult things. You've realized that growing up is a myth, and that people mature and gain life experience. You know you look good, but not many people have told you you're attractive, beautiful even, without coming off as a third rate orbiter. Your karma scorecard is positive, and all things equal, you'll be alright (despite your major not really positioning you to make a lot of money at first, so tweak your work ethic and learn to delay leisure while you can)

>>22902077

benis

>>22902102

upper class scum who still disappoints his parents

>>22902123

Doesn't look as good when jaw is unclenched

>>22902306

On this site after breaking up with her boyfriend, grew out her hair, and now is back where she started at the beginning of the coming of age film that is the first act of your life (you really liked him, too)

>>22902339

reverse trap

>>22902366

Slings dick left and right, but keeps it to yourself

>>22902521

Desperately trying to find a gimmick that gets results after the skinhead look didn't work. Neither did posting with your small plastic waifu, but that's okay.

>>22904444

Surprisingly urbane for someone who is tall and understands the tricky dynamics of being a 'big guy'. You're also nice, which is at odds of the expectations strangers have from you.

>>22905509

Doesn't know the price of a gallon of milk because the crushing, existensial nightmare of knowing what it's like not to have is something that was miles away from your upbringing and current life. Will spend a few weeks out of the year slumming it with wherever your friends are gentrifying before white collar business types and retirees move in.
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>>22901783
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>>22901783
By the size of those lips, I can assume OP gives amazing blowjobs
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>>22907407
I didn't understand :)
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>>22907481

You are a spoiled rich girl who is blissfully unaware of how many people in the world live without much of what you take for granted :)
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>>22907521
Ahhh . . . ok
:(
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>>22907559

It's better than okay, because of mommy and daddy's money! Just make sure to not notice the countless of people who can't imagine your life of splendor and leisure :D
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>>22907417
Op isn't me. But I guess that's a compliment thanks
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>>22906974
You think you're a witch, lives in the forest
>>22906913
Drinks a lot of coffee
>>22906507
You try to be nice to everyone. On the football team
>>22906488
Eastern European
>>22906351
You look like a douchebag
>>22906332
Self entitled and bitchy. Narcissistic and thinks the world revolves around her
>>22905809
Nerdy, you clearly like anime. Down to earth and shy
>>22902681
You're probably really funny. Likes to watch sports and have a beer. You like dah gym
>>22902521
You are sneaky. Have some dark secrets..
>>22902433
>>22902443
Both of you are annoying.
>>22902306
Virgin, goes to church but likes 4 Chan at the same time
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>>22907407
benis in bagin :^))))
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>>22907611
>Both of you are annoying
cute cat to be desu
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>>22907620

>
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What do u look like? Same anon
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>>22906978
Why not? Looks like you'd fit in xDD
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>>22901798
Dates a 16 year old
>>22901861
Photographer
>>22901899
Stare at yourself naked
>>22901957
Could kick my ass
>>22901985
Listens to metal
>>22902003
Listening to lynyrd skynyrd
>>22902077
Into edgy art
>>22902102
Charles manson's son or just a fan
>>22902276
Really tall probably
>>22902306
Typical mainstream chick
>>22902339
Male and/or female
>>22902366
Deff plays wow
>>22902521
I have no idea. But stay away from this one
>>22902681
Adulthood bro
>>22904444
Watches anime
>>22904593
smokes weed and plays vidja games
>>22904612
Likes em young
>>22905509
Cosplays
>>22905515
Trap
>>22905574
The kid from spy kids
>>22905610
Just murdered my family
>>22905627
In a folk band
>>22906351
2cool4school
>>22906913
British
>>22906974
Likes vampire lore
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>>22902100
suicidal? definitely depressed as fuck...

>>22902366
sexually inactive

>>22902521
momma's boy

>>22904593
dindu nuffin

>>22906974
nonconformist - like all the the other goths who dress and act exactly the same.
insecure

>>22907611
happy
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>>22907586
What do u look like?
Same guy
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>>22907824
edgelord
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do yr worst
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>>22906488

Bad guesses
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>>22907772
Nope
>>22907407
Yeah, I guess you're right.
>>22906913
Got it in one.
>>22906331
Wew lad
>>22906051
Lol don't be like that!
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>>22907854
really nice fit, though I'd ditch the scarf

Also very attractive
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>>22901783
This girl looks like a duck. Where is the original?
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>>22904593
is a nigger
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>>22911128
Aren't we all?
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>>22902306
Not cute no.
>>22904593
If only I had "the guys" to ask.
>>22905454
BOring.
>>22906913
Smart Anon.
>>22907407
Thanks Anon, you are 65% correct.
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>>22907370
You're edgy as fuck and most likely believe that 2015 is the "year everyone was offended."

That being said
You're fucking cute.

>>22906974
Owns sailor moon lingerie

>>22905809
Jolyne is your favorite JoJo

>>22905509
Pursuing a career in medicine
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Assume away and make an ass out of u and me
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