ROAST THREAD: DO YOUR WORST!
>>22879739
/thread
At least post a normal picture. It looks like somebody fucking puked on you.
>panda hoodie
>headphones
>pink hair
>rape face
Is that a teal tote bag and a belt strap? What anime character are you shooting for here? Did you just combine every character from DanganRonpa and go with it?
>>22879739
if terminal cancer was a person he'd dress like you
>>22879739
you look like you genuinely enjoy mlp
>>22882592
is that the only picture of yourself you have?
>>22882661
got more but it's the pic that keeps me safest from roasting
nice hairstyle right of the playmobil playset
>>22882663
puberty called, said it'll be another 10 years late f a m
i feel awful when i roast people but i can still get some decent material from being a cunt
>>22879739
>anime
not even hentai girls would wanna fuck u
>>22882592
Ya dick is as small as ya shitty council house flat ya smackhead
>>22882661
Spotted dress and a nose bar, the easiest way to spot an edgy low self esteemed hardcore kid, "its not a phase mum"
>>22882674
tfw ill look like a 12 year old boy forever
dare you to not do asian jokes
>>22882774
>jokes
The only joke is your physique, obviously haven't eaten enough dogs
>>22882712
is that a trampoline in your kitchen??
>>22882592
Your stance is at a slight slant, just like you sexual orientation.
>>22882661
Polka dots are cool. Cropping your image to hide body fat is not. You should zoom, way, way out through the window of someone else's apartment until you're barely visible.
>>22882663
A true Belieber.
>>22882690
Something about a deer in headlights, but that pic is adorable as fuck. Tough!
>>22882694
Is that a traffic vest? Maybe you should flag down more victims for your rape van.
>>22882774
Shit, race jokes are easy to pull off. Having such an extreme cocksucking derpface is not as easy to pull off. Congraturations!
>>22882774
:^)
Wreck me.
Hard mode: No mention of acne scars or big shnozz
>>22883944
You look like you are going downhill on a roller coaster ride. Or sticking your head out the window of a car going down a highway.
>>22882694
Your stare makes it look like you eat souls. It also looks like you use those weeaboo contact lenses.
>>22882690
You are so pretty that you'll most likely have to settle for someone and you'll resent them eventually. Kinda difficult to roast desu.
>>22882663
You look like you attend Smash bros. tournaments and spend too much time with a Rubik's cube.
>>22882661
SJW, "it's not a phase" and angry feminist. Probably into BDSM and being submissive for daddy because you are messed up.
>>22882592
Your hair is sideways
>>22879739
Too easy.
>>22883944
You the type of nigga to call everyone smooth skins with your fallout ghoul face lookin ass
>>22879739
Cant roast perfection
>>22882592
Hairy pooter
>>22882661
Y r u in a gloryhole?
>>22882663
U have some serious case of herpes on your face
>>22882690
Bowlcut went outta style in th 90s
>>22882694
Shave ur pubes
>>22882774
I can park my car in ur nostrils
>>22883944
Y do u pluck ur eyerbrows
>>22884068
>Y do u pluck ur eyerbrows
Not me, my ex did that before we broke up
>>22884042
Well, now that's a surprise! I'm used to every asshole smoothskin in this town giving me shit 'cause I look like a corpse.
>>22884042
What roasted me harder, you or the fallout?
>>22884042
98% of black men enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
>>22884098
Go back to the underworld freak
>>22884109
Good thing I'm white and never been to prison
>>22884109
>>22882690
About time I found you Anne Frank, tag, you`re it.
>>22884111
Come on now, you gave yourself away via ebonics, DeMarcus.
>>22883944
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
almost hang over on a cruise
>>22884499
>Only one bottle of Minttu
>Drinking water
>Buys the shitty A le Coq instead of glorious Karhu or Lapin Kulta
Swede confirmed.
Easy mode.
>>22884516
In here you must know that this is not my cabin even though I woke up there. I drank Karhu a lot. Also what kind of degenarate thinks Lapin Kulta is good?
>>22882592
If terminal cancer were a person he would come find you and kick your greasy piece of shit ugly ass for telling someone else they looked like him, faggot.
>>22882661
Lol wtf is this u teeerrkk ourrr jerrrbzzzz!
>>22882690
I can smell your vagina!
>>22882694
Ash ketchup
>>22882774
LOL
>>22883944
You look like you smell like fish and peanut butter. Your a virgin and look like a halfway tit with a midgets cock and balls hanging from it.
roast master is back, no mercy level is on
>>22882661
i think >>22884167 knows it's time for you to come out the attic now
>>22882694
must be tough being compared to pewdiepie all the time
>>22882774
eyes so squinted you're seeing in Steve Wonder vision now
>>22883944
>headphones over hat
you watch porn like that so the sounds of muffled sex can remind you of your ex fucking the next door neighbour?
>>22884499
feet got so many veins if you stubbed your toe you'd bleed out in 2 minutes
>>22884529
hairline is trying to run away from that mess you've got on top of your head
>>22884542
why does this picture strike me as the one you got for that underage sexual assault conviction that never really followed through?
>>22884557
Because i stuck it on your mothers ass and we made an ass baby who later became known as YOU, CALL ME BIG DADDY
>>22884499
You seem guilty. Is that your cousin in the other bed?
>>22884529
Your shirt is reacting to your hairstyle preference.
>>22884542
You look like someone who competes in LoL or Starcraft. This is my roundabout way of stating that you look queer.
>>22884557
If you're the "roast master" then I feel bad for these threads mate. Not even the crickets will bother to chirp.
Get on my level.
>>22883039
>>22884296
>>22882584
No one is safe. Not even a faceless self proclaimed roast master.
>>22884641
credit where it's due bby, you're a good roaster
>>22879739
I'm sorry I don't burn children
>>22882663
Oh shit can I get your autograph I always loved the moon
>>22882661
Healthy at any size ain't a thing sweetie
>>22882592
There's a line between artsy and a guy with bad facial hair and we've clearly crossed that line
>>22882694
The line is the center of your monobrow
>>22882774
It's like someone took a regular picture of you and squeezed it in photoshop a little bit
>>22883944
I'm sorry whoever threw acid on your face didn't finish the job
>>22884499
So Marfan's Syndrome's working out pretty well huh
>>22884542
You look like a tween supervillain
>>22884943
Good job saving tibet with your stupid peace flag bullshit
alternatively you look like one of those sweat-drenched daddy domme types you'd see on Fetlife
God I feel bad now shame on you people
>>22879739
You're dad isnt proud you fucking alien.
>>22882661
Relying on the cute quirky shrick to draw attention away from your plainness.
>>22882663
Your career after That 70sShow went nowhere Fez
>>22883944
I BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT
Nose doesnt look big at all to me. But then, im a Jew. My standards are lower than real whites.
>>22884542
Ders from workaholics in middle school.
>>22884499
Your head, arms, and feet all belong to completely different size people you hick frankenstein.
>>22879739
Motherfucker you ain't Natsu
get out of here with that pink hair shit.
>>22882592
Nice Rubix cube nerd.
>>22882663
Your Daddy didn't beat you hard enough when you were young.
>>22882694
American Werewolf in suburbia
>>22882774
Your poker table is shit and you should feel bad. (Shamefrul Dispray)
>>22883944
Those are some weak ass dimples my man.
>>22884499
By boat is a good way to get to Mordor.
>>22884529
Your barber owes you some money.
>>22884542
Can't tell to rip you on being a feminine guy or a masculine woman.
>>22886105
The Malaysia planes are either in your hair or your cleavage.
>>22883944
I find your scars hot t b h
>>22883944
That one fucking retard thats always just trying to get high or buy drugs from people
