no assume thread? fixing this
spess
I'll be the guinea pig. Give 'er a go.
oyoy
btw, where the fuck is Rokku? haven't seen her in a few days
>>22868978
Fuck thought I was the first one, whoops
i hate this fucking picture of me mainly bc i hate this haircut i just got.
>>22868976
that kitty scratched your face after you took this pic :P
>>22868977
very into literature. owns hundreds of books
>>22868978
comes from an upper middle class family. a bit introverted, but very friendly
>>22868976
Eats pussy, and I don't mean the cat
>>22868977
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
>>22868978
/v/, into shota
>>22868980
Big music hipster
>>22868987
trans, goes to Waffle House at 1 AM
>>22868994
Do i really look trans?? :/
>>22868998
not for me, awesome lips btw
>>22868998
No, you just look a lot like a friend I have that's trans
>>22868977
You're proud of the fact that you look like a young Ian Mckellen
>>22868980
You carry your laptop in that messenger bag over your shoulder
>>22868987
Your friend is driving
>>22868991
Listens exclusively to /mu/core
>>22868994
Could probably kick my ass in Melee
>>22868976
You have lots of animals (or you wish you do)
>>22868977
Starting to work out for the summer.
>>22868978
You have a cat. You can't complain about where you are in life, but it's not your final destination.
>>22868980
You probably play a lot of video games when you're not on here.
>>22868987
Working on self-confidence. You like your hair *right* before it gets cut.
Assume away!
>>22869031
Bottom boi
>>22869029
Drives a Harley
>>22868991
Sells a lot of weed. A lot of weed.
>>22869031
You first
>>22869029
You wish you were listening to black metal right now
>>22868991
You've done your fair share of opiates
>>22868994
You spend too much time doing your hair
>>22868987
You club a lot
>>22869029
You're awesome as fuck.
>>22869048
Oh fuck you're spot on about my hair
You listen to One Direction
>>22869016
I'm awful at Melee but I could whip you in Brawl
>>22869054
How fucking dare you insult me like that. I'm a backstreet boy kinda guy.
assume
>>22869054
>Brawl
pic related
>>22869066
You first
>>22869015
post pic of friend am curious
>>22868991
you seem fairly apathetic
>>22868991
You miss some of your high school friends.
>>22868994
Social awkward. Likes video games (probably just describe most if not all of us.)
>>22869039
Can't say I do.
>>22869042
You're not wrong haha! That being said, I've been listening to a lot of Strawberry Girls and (because of you) Talk Talk recently.
>>22869066
Huge dick. Figuratively and literally.
>>22868976
Lives alone with that cat!
>>22868977
Tallest dude in the thread
>>22868978
Spends his parents money
>>22868980
Room is messy
>>22868987
Parties hard occasionally
>>22868991
Lives on the east coast of usa
>>22868994
Actual faggot
>>22869029
Has homicidal thoughts daily
>>22869048
Super confident dude
>>22869066
gets unibrow
>>22869029
insecure about appearance
>>22869031
listens to bands very few have heard of
>>22869086
Spot on
>>22869080
That's awesome! What talk talk have you listened to and how're you liking them?
>inb4 weeb faggot
kek
>>22869094
Weeb faggette and dominatrix
>>22869089
Speaks Spanish
>>22869050
Thank you, kind stranger.
>>22869066
Your voice doesn't match your face.
>>22869048
You look really young without facial hair.
>>22869086
Can't say I do. You grew a mustache to counteract the "beard movement".
>>22869094
weeaboo trash
>>22869089
I assume that you are going to be my waifu
>>22869094
Harajuku wisconsin edition
>>22869094
Has a waifu and is proud of that fact
>>22869089
Was popular in high school
>>22869066
Your mom bought you that shirt
>>22869048
You're a closet K-pop superfan
>>22869031
You grew that mustache specifically for attention from women
>>22869112
I grew the mustache for all the scraggly dudes who cant. I carry this burden for all of us.
>>22869094
You also love fantasy stuff.
>>22869092
Laughing Stock. Really like it so far.
>>22869089
Kinda-sorta am. Not as much as I used to be, thankfully. I'm going to assume that you're the same way.
>>22869089
More likely hiphop very few have heard of
>>22869126
I honestly love it. Godspeed, sir.
>>22869131
Ugh, such a good record. Check out Spirit of Eden next, then The Colour of Spring
>>22869112
nope
>>22869066
You have a cat
>>22869089
You arent as comfident as you should be
>>22869089
I mean I would assume everyone has a few hair grow inbetween sometimes but it doesn't grow more than that
>>22869099
I can only count to ten and a few words and sentences
>>22869107
Probably not :/
>>22869112
LOL
>>22869131
Yeah. Used to be a lot worse, though
>>22869149
true
>>22869142
Thanks! Will do.
>>22869163
Which is good to hear.
>>22869131
Sorry anon not a fan of fantasy stuff at all.
>>22869099
You got me 100%
>>22869174
Dominate me and pretend I'm Dio and you're Yoko from Gurren Lagann.
>>22869102
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
(but yes you're right)
>>22868976
>implying that's you...
Get the fuck out of here geek, use a less obvious image.
>>22869149
yes actually
>>22869102
what voice would match my face?
>>22869182
DIOOOOOOOO
M8 pls
>yoko
>not wanting to be dommed by loli nia
>>22869183
Kek. Nice.
>>22869174
Ah. Sorry to hear that.
>>22869203
Um, a regular one (tenor). Regular accent.
>>22869163
>Probably not :/
Why?
>>22869213
I dont know who you are so thatd be weird
>>22869221
Oh. Well, you're going to be my waifu anyway. <3
Assume away pals
>>22869224
:sweats:
>>22869269
*hugs*
Assume my . . .
My kik is also Kaitlynrawr96 if you want to chat
>>22869094
Awkward at first but then very loud and hyper, VERY opinionated
>>22869183
Fairly quiet, but always speaks up when something interests you and people tend to listen
>>22869226
Snarky
>>22869311
Bubbly and outgoing but secretly very self conscious
>>22869340
Loud, party girl, everyone thinks you are slutty but you are actually pretty conservative
>>22869345
Very happy person, always laughing and trying to make others laugh with shitty jokes
>>22868987
youoused to wear messy buns a ton
>>22869094
is super chill
or extra bitchy
>>22869345
has had few bfs but long relationships
Sorry if I don't contribute to the assuming, but I'm on my mobile
Also, guess my nationality
>>22869486
is currently sick
>>22869500
You love KFC but you don't want to let people know about it
>>22868976
Is actually the cat in this picture
>>22868977
Knows more secrets in old nintendo video games than anyone else.
>>22868978
Is a guinea pig on the inside
>>22869486
ayyyyyy
>>22869498
Caucasian
>>22869500
Missed her stop taking that selfie
>>22869518
Doesn't even somtimes
>>22869518
As a matter of fact I do
>>22869440
you get bullied a lot,would help you get fit
>>22869486
your parents think you're a good girl but you like to slut around a lot
>>22869534
get laid a lot
>>22869585
lol no
>>22869534
How are you!
>>22869597
You like to think you're fun and quirky when you're really just trying too hard
>>22869589
I'm good, still not sleeping!
>>22869597
Knows the iPhone nulls all hipster and artistic value of this picture.
fucking love all the attention the women get
a guy has to rate an infinite amount of people so that people will rate him but a girl can just go on and do a duckface without rating anyone and all the beta orbiters will shower her with comments
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEe
>>22869649
chill
>>22869016
>>22868994
ohh thanks those are compliments for me
>>22869597
u like crystal castles
>>22869585
you work out
>>22869518
very modest and slow to accept compliments
>>22868976
drama student
>>22868977
guy fawkes
>>22868978
fps pro
>>22869947
studies history at uni
>>22869597
lives in a hipster city
>>22869585
bullied nerds at school :(
>>22869534
always squints
>>22869518
loves books and punk music
>>22869498
martin shkreli
>>22869500
takes photos of literally everything
>>22869486
studies science
>>22869340
no
I'll assume those that respond to me. Sounds gay as fuck but in not going through the effort if I don't get any responses.
>>22869968
ur gay
>>22869959
your alarm every morning is pope urban II's speech that catalyzed the first crusade
>>22869947
addicted to pills
>>22869597
literally so gay
>>22869989
Welcome back my son
>>22869989
No u
>>22869989
nailed it
>>22869992
howgh
>>22869959
nope, not even in college
>>22869989
:(
>>22870014
Tonight we ride.
>>22869984
o shi post moar
>>22870025
radical
rally the men
>>22870020
is that a yes
>>22870020
You have the haircut for it tho :(((
>>22870045
hypaspitas
>>22869984
You have some sexual experience with women, and enjoy tea
>>22870048
far wrong, wanna study something science related or veterinary :D
>>22870045
ssri's dont count i think
>>22869984
You dont value sleep and you dont drink enough water. Plus i get a feeling that you have a slight superiority conplex.
That said, nice hair! I love it.
>>22870026
o-okay
>>22870052
Nope. Straight as a DFC. Tea is good, though.
>>22870115
nice everything holy crackers
>>22870115
erm, i'm not very good at this...
posting myself again
>>22870391
paints shit
>>22870227
hard to get
>>22870115
sexy
>>22869989
turk
>>22869597
sticks pineapples "places" on camera
>>22870227
You act shy but deep down you feel dommy
>>22869029
haha true, how can you tell?
what color are your eyes? i cant tell
Assumptions in a sec
>>22870398
web designer
>>22870391
a lot of men are after you
>>22870227
likes good love movies
>>22870115
loves Paris and France
>>22869989
draws and maybe paints sometimes
>>22869984
likes rock and metal
>>22869974
plays drums or guitar
>>22869968
lives with mom
>>22870550
You can try to resist me but i will kiss those lips, with crab or no crab.
>>22868976
The cat is there as an excuse to include cleavage in frame
>>22868977
You work in a money exchange shop
>>22868978
authentic and doesn't care for posers
>>22868980
Has a wide range of hobbies and interests
>>22868987
You act all innocent and good but in reality you're just as dirty
>>22868991
Silent statements
>>22868994
Science ?
>>22869029
Putting natural look into action instead of concealing
>>22869031
>Why ? cause I can modafuka
>>22869048
really sweet stays away from trouble
>>22870587
goes clubbing 2 times a week
>>22870553
loves microbrews
>>22870550
is weird as fk
>>22870398
plays counterstrike way too much
>>22870391
loves to eat scones
>>22870227
has crippling self doubt
>>22870115
fucks on first date
>>22870624
Firm on political/social opinions
>>22870568
You can try
>>22870788
I'll take that as an invite.
>>22870612
why exactly a money change shop?
I'm scared
don't go hard on me a-anon-kin
>>22870842
probably never contributes shit to threads
>>22870863
heck i meant to say kun** :(
>>22870871
>>22870876
>>22870882
>>22870876
>>22870871
>>22870863
so quirky and different, waow
>>22870842
shy girl who is kind and finds it easier to form relationships online rather than in real life
>>22870624
is a writer of some sort, most likely a journalist. likes to snowboard and enjoys watching sports
>>22870587
extremely extroverted, likes to go clubbing, is probably really sweet to the people around her. goes to school in the medical field. or perhaps some other form of science
>>22870553
a good-natured guy who strikes a healthy balance between enjoying indoor activities, but also loves the outdoors and on occasion goes hiking/travels
>>22870398
definitely a programmer of some sort. enjoys the city a lot more than rural areas. probably somewhat introverted
i think 5 is enough for me. hit me wid it homies
>>22870891
wrong on every single point
you clearly like some sort of new metal that i wouldnt have heard of
>>22870888
t-thanks anon
>>22870908
you're wrong yourself bud, i don't enjoy nu metal in the slightest lol
>>22870829
Nothing concrete just the vibes you're giving off
>>22870808
My statement remains neutral nonetheless
>>22870863
I assume you're in 10th grade.
>>22870891
You actually pretend to care about social issues and listen to angsty music.
>>22870863
You watch crime dramas.
>>22870624
You're pretentious for your belief in ideologies that you don't fully understand.
>>22870587
You like to tease guys when you go out, you make out with them. But silly boys, I dont have one night stands teehee.
>>22870918
He clearly means metalcore. Nu Metal is from 1999 and is anything but new.
>INB4 I'm bored.
>>22868976
Loves tripping on acid
>>22868977
Reads alot, maybe teaches guitar
>>22868978
Play's a lot of video games.
>>22868980
Sword fights/ collects swords
>>22868987
You draw or write alot.
>>22868991
Parties alot, but also works in I.T
>>22868994
No idea, you used to go running alot
>>22869029
Trans, MTF (sorry if you're not ._. )
>>22869031
You design stuff
>>22869048
8, you sometimes day dream about your old friends
>>22869066
You hate college/uni
>>22869089
Speaks a different language, can make funny noises.
>>22870871
You're freaky, you and I should fish fight sometime...
>>22871022
I dont know what i mean, desu
>>22871054
I'm not. :/ Just have long hair.
>>22871087
Plen
>>22871088
Sorry, dude, but it is the hair.
>>22871003
¿how did you know?
>>22868976
Adventurous and good with people (although not necessarily a people person)
>>22868978
Smarter than most albeit not as smart as you think
>>22868987
Punk rock as fuck
>>22868991
I'm going to say you drive a lot since your left side's a little more sun damaged than the right
>>22868994
Sweet-yet-salty
>>22869048
Honestly dude I'd slobber all over you
>>22869066
Middle to upper middle class upbringing
>>22869089
Honestly I've got nothing to add other than that your hair's really nice
>>22869226
Pretty mean
>>22869311
You look like a really sweet person. I'm gonna say you like cozy lodges better than minimalist lofts
>>22869340
Self-destructive but overall good-hearted
>>22869345
Digs hiking and eating organic
>>22869534
You're good with chicks
>>22869585
Gay
>>22869959
Computer-oriented
>>22869974
Friendly, funny, and overall a great friend
>>22869984
Borderline
>>22869989
You like Anthony Bourdain and maybe scotch
>>22870391
Prone to neuroticism but overall chill
>>22870398
You are also smoochable
>>22870624
You dig photography, concerts, and are into... I wanna say spanking?
>>22870891
You've broken a bone or two
>>22871003
What the fuck is that you Conan
>>22871121
Girls your age who wear jeans and school sweatshirts almost always like crime dramas.
>>22871022
i don't listen to metalcore seeing as a large portion of it is trash lol. wrong again
>>22871003
partially correct. i do legitimately care about social issues but i do not have the energy to do much about it. i do also listen to angsty music
>>22871186
Top 5 bands?
>>22870098
Yep I'm doing science :)
>>22871192
that's a really hard one, but i'll name 5 bands that ive listened to for a while now and always find myself returning to
1. Orchid, massachusetts screamo/emoviolence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njh1vsncK40
2. toe, japanese post rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOKbcSuCzYk
3. Title Fight, PA punk / melodic hardcore / shoegaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUvgpB_QKaI
4. Full of Hell, MD hxc/pv/grind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNEHQTV6mnM
5. Algernon Cadwallader, PA emo / math rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovq9UsNTjYk
>>22871381
you only listen to rock?
>>22871728
no, i like most other genres. rap, pop, hip hop, folk, jazz, electronic, classical, ambient, etc.
>>22871381
You have shit taste in music and i would not enjoy your company.
>>22871759
title fight is meh, not bad
and the japanese band sounds alright for what it is, I'mjust completely bored with recent rock. The guitar phrasing is so rarely memorable and nobody even trys to sing well. at least drumming is usually good these days
>>22871833
If he actually listens to these bands constantly then he is an insufferable twat.
>>22871759
5 bands isn't a lot to judge someone's taste of music off of, especially since these 5 are just bands that i rly like and not indicative of my music taste as a whole. anyways, what do YOU listen to that's so spectacular?
>>22871833
Title Fight is rly good imo. perhaps not the best for what they do but certainly one of my favorites. and did you listen to the whole toe album? this is my favorite song off of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0RWnzd_b_k
>>22871851
No, I skipped about. The japanese always have a strong handle on composition as a whole.
Title fight is just meh imo, I'd rather work out to Glassjaw or Alexisonfire.
>>22870115
insecure
>>22869968
closeted gay
>>22869974
musician/dad
>>22869989
not so cool that you're like "whoah!", but never does anything uncool
>>22870115
student of drama/acting
>>22870227
just a pretty cool lady; prime of your life will be 30
>>22870391
life peaked, and much much higher than most, but it's downhill from this point forward
>>22870398
believes himself to be smart
>>22870550
has AIDS
>>22870553
serial killer
>>22870587
over 1k insta followers
>>22870624
listens to music from the 90s on vinyl
>>22870842
is scared
>>22870863
a total baller
>>22870891
straight boy who lures in girls with borderline gay-ness; fuck you for doing that, btw
>>22871003
that one fairly attractive, socially functional guy in a friend group of nerds
>>22871054
In uni studying something bland, like kinesiology or urban planning or whatever
>>22873623
wets the bed but his bed is a sick bunk bed so its cool and doesn't matter that he does so is probably also a cool dude even if wets bed
>>22873642
all true
>>22873666
can I come cuddle on your bunk? I'll bring diapers
>>22873685
diapers ruin the fun
>>22869959
My eyes are always that way m8
>>22873692
I aint trying to slip n slide all over
>>22873697
its cool i got a bunk bed so it just seeps through onto the lower bed
>>22873702
wow your parents don't even put a plastic mattress protector on your bed!? bad parents
>>22873623
You like to staple bagels to your face, and then remove them with a pitchfork.
Assumptions in a bit, gottta type em out.
>>22869094
smokes pot while watching anime (we should hang out)
>>22869183
tosses animals for fun
>>22869518
good at baking
>>22869974
really smart
>>22870842
into country guys. :(
>>22873899
mechanical engineer
>>22869486
really likes the snow
