attn: this is the real david thread, sponsored by the guy who made the one about big black dildos
Is that really you arguing like a petulant child in the femdom thread? Some anon seems convinced it's your style.
>>22853069
hi babe
>>22853071
I don't go in femdom threads everyone there is fucking weird
>>22853062
Yaaaaay! Hello derr, how ya doin? :-3
I'm the one you recommended some books for a while back. Dunno if you remember
>>22853082
ofc I remember
have you started yet? I don't remember if I recommended you Lolita or Pnin but you can definitely find Lolita at Barnes. Nabokov is my favorite author ever so I know I recommended you one of those.
Hey there OP, just dropping in to say that today I'm thankful for the fact I'm not you. Keep on showing soc where the bottom of the barrel truly is!
>>22853089
probably right around where the people who make threads about me and big black dildos are
like what kind of life do those people live where the sheer fact that I exist is enough for them to think of me days after my last post on soc
David, what were you fantasizing about while playing with a big black dildo?
>>22853099
I can't even fit a finger in my butt :(
me and this cute girl at a uni in my hometown are gonna mess around with it though
>>22853098
Starting to become convinced you make those types of threads yourself, so you have the excuse to make these shitty threads. You just happen to be on right when they come up and respond instantly with your own. Also, they mysteriously disappear once you've created a response thread. Don't tell me that mods actually work that fast, cause you know it's bullshit. You're just an attention whore, and it bothers you when the board isn't thinking about you.
>>22853114
Anon, if I wanted to make threads about myself I would just make threads about myself.
I report them, and usually it takes ~an hour if they get removed. Mods did work super fast this time though, I was surprised. Thx asian moot.
Also, notice that they literally use the same photo of me every time. It's one guy who keeps coming back after his 24 hour ban.
>>22853086
You recommended both, how are you doing on this fine thanksgiving morning?
>>22853139
pretty decent, just had breakfast and now I'm doing a final essay for spanish lit.
>>22853142
Spanish lit, eh? What's the topic on?
>>22853131
Not buying it. Claiming those threads are why you do it allows you to post these threads as a comeback, gives you "legitimacy" if you will. If it were the same guy getting banned over and over, he'd get more than 24 hours for multiple offenses.
>>22853149
I'm writing a super general thing on how the way that we portray lower class people and women in fairy tales is bad
it's not gonna be great desu but whatever I have a 95% in the course
>>22853156
But no one but the guy(s, you actually made a good point) who makes the thread believes it anyway.
also I don't know why you think I've suddenly become afraid of people calling me a shitposter or whatever, I know this board already hates me so much
>>22853160
What like the fact fairy tales and such potrays them in a manner that doesn't show how horrible it is to live in poverty, or how every fairy tale shows that you can do anything you want as a woman, as long as you're attractive? Details senpai ^-^
>>22853173
nah it's more that we look at shit like The Emperor's New Clothes, where every commoner just takes the Emperor's word for granted because...he's the Emperor. It shows a weird logic that I think "others" the poor, as a group.
>>22853187
Hmmm, well that seems like an interesting enough topic, could you really span such a thing across (X) pages and keep the interest of the reader though? Or does that not matter on this particular assignment, I know you said you weren't too worried on the grade, but it doesn't hurt to give your all, right?
>>22853198
Yeah! I have a lot of textual examples, and I talk a little bit about how pomo (especially Marquez because magical realism) works tend to avoid the tropes that aren't cool in fairy tales.
>>22853213
That seems like it'd be a good read, Iwish you well in your efforts :-D
>>22853220
I never understood this, do people think you look like homer Simpson or something?
>>22853228
that's the idea
people have tried to explain it to me but i've given up trying to understand it
>>22853228
He looks more like a monkey than Homer Simpson, but with those 3d pictures, I can see the resemblance. Buggy eyes and a weird shaped face. Better jawline than Homer though. But on the flipside, Homer has better ears and nose
>>22853256
>nose
I really need to look for the convos when I fished for compliments about my nose when I was ~16
>>22853253
I.. I don't see it
>>22853256
While OP isn't my type, he's still really attractive. He has very bold features, a great jawline, his proportions are normal and he has very handsome eyes.. Honestly if I would change anything though, it'd just be his hair
But like I said, he's still attractive, I think there's just alot of people who hate because of the threads he puts up, but at least he can carry on a conversation and talk to ppl and doesn't just dump pics of himself for the sake of pic-dumping
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>>22853280
>Doesn't just dump pics of himself for the sake of dumping.
Are we talking about the same OP here? That's like literally ALL he does. Barely ever see a post of his without a picture attached.
>>22853280
<3
also
>doesn't just dump pics of himself for the sake of pic dumping
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>22853318
He likes to have a picture of himself next to his text, that's not dumping for dumping's sake, he actually responds and adds text to his posts.. Dumping is literally just waiting for the timer to run out to just put up a picture with no content
>>22853323
Having a pic attached to text is no crime
>>22853327
I mean true but I've literally titled these attention whoring threads before lmao
>>22853422
Lol, oh well now that I know that.
Flame
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Haha, no I'm kidding, I still find you a delight to hold a conversation with
