ASSUME THREAD
Old one has been dead for hours. Let's get this one rolling. You know what to do, pham.
One more before bed
>>22852133
A bit of a player. Bars on Friday nights are your hunting grounds
>>22852148
you suck a lot of dick
>>22852160
nope, but I could always start. i think have some p nice dsl
post address, bb :*
>>22852133
ladykiller
>>22852148
really into music & foreign films, top notch guy
>>22852133
takes 20+ pictures to try to get the right angle.
>>22852148
gets followed by store security
>>22852272
considers themselves a 'professional' photographer
>>22852133
you have pickup artist looks but still seem sad
>>22852148
like zhe attire, you seem like a total music guy
>>22852272
likes coffeeshops
>>22852324
omg
>>22852133
Has an office job but no kids and an asshole boss
>>22852148
No idea if your him or not, but you look like the motherfucker that raped my fiancée.
>>22852272
Listens to classical music while Haveing sex
>>22852324
Plays a lot of video games in the off time of...whatever that outfit makes you
>>22852357
You look like a musician
>>22852148
B my friend uuuugh
>>22852619
Is down syndrome the new fad? Like first was having gay friend, then black friend, and now down syndrome friend?
Sure, why not?
>>22852133
Good looking guy, assuming pretty sociable and outgoing.
>>22852148
Would hang out with, assuming you like your music and art and shit. Smile a bit mayn.
>>22852272
Likes drinking expensive coffee or tea at places with single names. Introverted by nature. The pouty frowny thing isn't working for me, but eh.
>>22852324
10/10 Hat. Jealousy levels off the charts
>>22852357
Not ugly, not stunning, just a regular dude. Seem like a nice guy
>>22852474
Reeeeeally hoping you prefer stuff like Neurosis or Bad Brains or even Clash stuff instead of MCR or Blink 182. If so, got my respect.
>>22852619
Yeaaaah...that seems like that shtick all the "iM sO RaNdom!!!" girls try to go for. Don't try to be a character, I'm sure you're a decent human being at heart.
>>22852272
i do dig both of those things
you're into photography and graphic design
>>22852324
probably true
you probably know some really effective Russian martial art
>>22852357
i do dig music
you are artistic. intelligent, but you don't boast about it
>>22852474
jesus fucking christ. no, i am not him
holy shit
obvious punk. Ian MacKaye and Henry Rollins are your idols
>>22852619
be mine, you qt! :3
>>22852680
probably likes really good music. longboards. enjoys getting high
>>22852133
Has 3tb of porn
>>22852148
Smokes copious amounts or marihuana
>>22852272
Member or anonymous
>>22852324
Russian/10
>>22852357
Dresses up in latex at night to fight crime
>>22852474
I know you're face, drug thread?
>>22852619
Has had 2 bfs at the same time
>>22852680
Can survive upto 4 months in amazon delta with nothing but a tooth pick and leafs to wipe ass
>>22852680
Lol I'm not
You're reading way too much into it
>>22853555
Noo
>>22853540
Does anal
>>22853585
Doesn't do anal
>>22852148
Quality friend material. In both the best and worst ways.
>>22852133
Abrasive socially, but still gets pussy so doesnt really work on it.
>>22852324
Shut in
>>22852272
Perpetual student.
>>22852474
Drugs? cares a lot about being in a group.
>>22852619
Collects "friends"
>>22852680
Nothing really effects you because you know you can always grab your mythical hammer if shit gets real.
>>22853540
Weekend warrior
>>22853555
Single, but doesnt really know why.
>>22853585
Dirty as fuck behind closed doors.
>>22852133
gets a good amount of pussy but has social anxiety so its not nearly at its peak
>>22852619
has at least 100 selfies on her phone (mostly duck face)
>>22852133
You LOVE dogs.
>>22852148
That bag on the counter isn't yours.
>>22852272
Probably listens to music that nobody else listens to.
>>22852324
Kicks ass all day
>>22852357
Probably has a biblical name
>>22852474
Punk AF
>>22852619
You look young, but like a fun person
>>22852680
Wasn't cool in high school, but turns heads at class reunions
>>22853540
Grew up with money.
>>22853555
High as fuck
>>22853585
steals people's eyebrows and shows them off on camera
>>22853611
Quiet, but a bad motherfucker
>>22853611
Has a pet cat called Jeffery (also I'm engaged)
>>22853631
Has bad taste in clothes
Hit me with your best shot
Shouldn't be hard now that I'm a shaved babby
>>22853642
Spend more time on yourself than you'd care to admit, though I suppose it's working
>>22853631
A sour/abrasive person with cool interests. An acquired taste kind of friend
>>22853611
Listens to far too much new wave. Also all your shoes are black
>>22853585
Possesses more soccer medals and academic achievements than beauty accessories
>>22853555
Lay off the boy friendo
>>22853540
All your friends love you cause everyone who doesn't love you fucking hates you
>>22852619
Too used to your face being in that position.
A problem I'd like to exacerbate
>>22852133
>>22852148
>>22852272
>>22852324
>>22852357
>>22852474
>>22852619
>>22852680
>>22853540
>>22853555
>>22853585
>>22853611
>>22853631
>>22853642
>>22853674
You are all beautiful now go and connect with people.
>>22853651
Pet's name is max. it was one of the two, hopelessly single or hopelessly taken.
>>22853642
Manic and optimistic, has a couple of friends who depend on you.
>>22853631
Can't stand being around other people for more than a few hours.
>>22853674
Way into theater and disney music (never owned black shoes i dont think)
>>22853699
Well, that's not too far off i suppose
>>22853674
In this picture, definitely. On a normal day? nah
>>22853752
Prove it then cutie
Post another
>>22853759
HERE
>>22853777
Trips don't lie
I guess you really are just that cute.
Though as a fellow blind bat those glasses look suspiciously stable on your hair...
>>22853794
That's because I superglued them there
>>22853810
Dedication is a virtue
Sticky hair not as much
But each to their own
>>22853822
Who needs vision anyway, amiright?
>>22853843
I sorta do which is why it blows I can't find mine
Can I borrow yours?
>>22853611
Lol maybe?
You play the piano
>>22853631
Lol no
>>22853642
I don't think you remember me but that's okay!! You're still very pretty!
>>22853674
What
>>22854007
Lol it was lewd don't worry about it
If you don't get it you wont
>>22854020
What
>>22852133
Cool guy, chill and easygoing
>>22852148
Chill dude but only some close friends
>>22852272
Just a nice fella
>>22852357
Easily angered
>>22852474
People don't understand you
This is an after cardio pic
>>22853674
former athlete but chose not to invest in the field for whatever reason
>>22853642
ronda rousey stunt clone
>>22853540
has good fashion sense but too mainstream
>>22852474
went through some tough shit in life,maybe im wrong who knows.
>>22852148
good student,like the rain
>>22853853
owns a katana
>>22854032
It was about rough sex and you getting your face grabbed
And that I would like to have rough sex with you and hold your face as such
now I feel like a creep after explaining it. Jeez Louise some people just don't know when to quit huh?
>>22853853
watches a lot of youtube and makes own vids
>>22853777
likes design
>>22853674
jim carrey?
>>22853631
very handsome but wants to be liked fot his personality
>>22853611
has uncommon views, strong personality
>>22853585
studies biology or will
>>22853555
doesnt give a shit about a lot
>>22853540
wants to look perfect
>>22854063
What
>>22854052
I wish. I'm naturally athletic but also naturally undermotivated.
I feel like you were picked on in HS or possessed some form prominent quirk that you grew into/out of to become the goddess you apparently are
>>22854085
Every.
Damn.
Time.
>>22854089
That was a rather straightforward sentence I thought. Pls don't ruse me further miss I'm too blazed for tricks
>>22854114
What
>>22854140
Hey now man I asked nicely
Don't be such a wat
In reality I do nothing but game all day
>>22854212
come over to my house buddy
>>22852272
You're really insufferable about your opinions. Tbh I don't think you're actually that kinda person but the get-up/angle/facial expression communicates that.
>>22852133
You reallyyyy liked The Game.
>>22852148
Artsy in a "I try not to care and I live with my mom" sort of way
>>22852357
Bookish but not boring
>>22852680
You look like a friendly friendly man
>>22853585
You've got a chill scientist vibe,
>>22853611
You're really into new-wave and being a furry, but like, not in a weird way.
>>22853642
You're smarter than you put off. Also possibly borderline
>>22853674
You also look like a friendly friendly man
>>22853853
You're people-savvy and know how to wield ironic memes like no one's business
>>22854052
Take-no-shit but otherwise quite nice
>>22853674
Has the ability to cheer people up.
>>22853777
Has little patience.
>>22853853
Heavily into games.
>>22854047
Is a pretty decent at drawing.
>>22853585
Into unpopular music.
>>22852133
Has a decent cologne collection.
>>22854399
haha, i get the pic makes me come across like that, had to pose for this photoshoot, but nah i'm p open-minded
>>22854047
ty <3
>>22853691
no mum i wanna stay inside all day and be a NEET ffs
>>22853642
my music taste is p basic actually, some things mite be a lil obscure, but nothing unrecognisable
>>22853611
student, bang on
>>22853555
haha nah f a m fuck anonymoose
>>22853535
photography is part of the course i'm on tru, not graphic design tho, close
>>22852680
nah i'm into the cheap shit at places broke mfers gotta go to, p extroverted t b h, i don't being pouty either, part of what the photographer wanted
>>22852474
>implying i listen to anything but dat bitch moan while i'm sexing
>>22852357
meh, indifferent about coffee shops in general, never gone to one by my own free will
>>22852324
nah i'm a shit photographer
>>22852133
You're well liked by almost everyone who meets you, you're not used to hearing "no".
>>22852148
You're really lonely and crave physical affection
>>22852272
You have a really high pitched laugh
>>22852324
You have mild to moderate autism spectrum disorder.
>>22852357
You're into butt stuff.
>>22852474
You engage in sexual activities frequently with all genders. You post socially-oriented political statuses on Facebook expressing your contempt with certain statements/news stories you've found online and share your point of view on said topics in an aggressive, blunt way.
>>22852619
You often spend a lot of time to achieve the "perfect" selfie, fiddling with lighting, angles, editing and filtering in order to look naturally flawless.
>>22852680
You're not American and are very hairy all over. You are a gentle lover.
>>22853540
You hate yourself deep down on the inside and genuinely appreciate when someone calls you beautiful.
>>22853555
You are either current or prior active duty military and know how to handle guns. You have slight contempt against women but are only open about it in the presence of men.
>>22853585
Your hair smells fresh and clean, like strawberries.
You're also a college student at a reputable University, however you feel mildly guilty because your parents are funding the majority of your tuition. You live in Australia.
>>22853611
People frequently ask you if you watch Mr. Robot.
>>22853631
You're at the gym most of the time and look down on people who complain.
>>22853642
You have a tumblr, it took you a long time to do your eyeliner, you specifically stood in front of a window so that your eyes would look neat for the photo although it caused mild discomfort afterwards.
>>22853674
You were born in a South American country. You are fairly good at cooking but humble about it. You enjoy spicy foods.
>>22853853
You're the "funny asshole" of your group of friends. You cheated in school.
>>22854047
You're extremely quiet. People don't often take the time to get to know you. You have a small group of friends and cherish those close to you. You don't allow a second chance once someone has wronged you.
>>22854052
You've considered working in the adult industry for money. You are really good at kissing. You have a big smile. You don't wear makeup that often.
>>22854212
You're extremely extroverted and loud. You've experimented with the same sex.
>>22854405
You thoroughly enjoy listening to Childish Gambino.
>>22854524
You yearn for validation yet don't have the motivation to earn it.
>>22854559
concerning >>22852680 (You)
1 be true, 2 false. The rest is left to imagination.
>>22852133
kind of a douchebag who doesn't really cares for either his friends or girls
>>22852148
deep down wishes he was born a girl, but he's not a homosexual, at least not yet
>>22852272
deep voice, short, probably into some nerd thing like electronics,
>>22852324
severe autism, probably wishes he was born in a different era
>>22852357
a chill friendly guy. Has a very particular tone of voice
>>22852474
never had a job, pretends to be punk but barely walks the streets
>>22852619
sheltered rich instagram/tumbrl kinda girl
>>22852680
Probably a musican, chill and down to earth, but kind of a weirdo with a "im better than everyone" attitude. Therefore not much friends.
>>22853540
You think you're worth nothing more than a good pair of tits, and maybe you're right
>>22853555
never had a dad, compensates by being drunk and working out hard
>>22853585
shy, kind of a "maniac pixie dream girl" attitude, although in real life that's just awkward. Friendly
>>22853611
social guy, cares too much about his looks. Always around his pals. Possible homersexual
>>22853631
gets hit on a lot, until they get to know him and realize he's a big dork, then friendzoned. Into some dumbfuck's sport.
>>22853642
qt as fuck. Anyways, annoying voice, quirky personality, short and short tempered.
>>22853674
kinda rich and sheltered, nice guy tho. Never does drugs
>>22853853
annyoing "know it all" autist. Trolls people on chatroulette
>>22854047
crippling shyness, hates photos, possibly a brony
>>22854052
considers following the "family career" or marrying some guy and never working
>>22854085
makes trollface at the mirror
>>22854212
he thought of shooting everyone at his highschool more than once
>>22854405
shy. Likes hipster music, reads a lot
>>22854524
into sports. Quite dumb, compensates that by being outgoing and what he thinks is "cool"
>>22854559
qt. Doesn't really give much fucks about her looks. Mostly friendzoned. Shy. Into emo music
>>22854559
married to shrek
>>22854524
douchebag who runs when shit gets real
>>22854212
what the fuck is that on your face?
>>22854085
nice guy, sjw
>>22854052
seeks attention and is a slut in secret
>>22854047
got arrested for bringing a clock to school
>>22853540
slut.
>>22854559
youre nice and want everyone to like you but at the same time wont go out of your way to make someone like you if they dont
>>22854405
you were in jrotc in high school
>>22854052
you were an ugly ducking in middle school then got super hot
>>22854047
likes to travel
>>22853611
used to smoke weed with your friends but never really liked it
>>22854756
Very accurate.
You get consumed by things you find interesting and forget to clean your room.
>>22854756
I miss you so much. We could have had a great life together.
>>22854782
thats true
>>22854803
w-who is this
>>22854821
Im your future ex bf
>>22854821
I doubt you remember me. It's been 2 or 3 years now. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.
>>22854825
SWAGSWAGSWAG
>>22854827
whaaaat. message me on skype
>>22854832
Im not black im white i swear
>>22854405
>>22854399
I like to think so
>>22854559
1/3 ain't bad
>>22854648
Literally you couldn't have been more wrong except for the friendly bit. I dabble heavily with psychoactives, live in and was raised in one of the most violent cities in America and come from generations of poverty
>>22854832
I don't even remember your skype. It's been too long.
I moved back to north carolina though
>>22854844
well you should add me
honeythief00
>>22854648
>deep voice
ye
>short
YE WE GOIN FOR 3 IN A ROW
>into some nerd thing like electronics
oooooh so close
>>22854756
On and off relationship with online dating, but you are legitimately on it for s&g
>>22854675
You play soccer.
>>22854559
You don't like the way you dress now, but you'd feel too self conscious to dress the way you actually want to dress.
>>22854405
STEM major
>>22854085
You're not the leader of your friend group, but you are an extremely integral part of it
>>22854052
You were in theater in high school/ college.
>>22854675
>into sports. Quite dumb, compensates that by being outgoing and what he thinks is "cool"
I'm an Art major, have always hated sports, get high marks, extremely introverted haha
>>22854675
>douchebag who runs when shit gets real
A bit arrogant but in general pretty chill. I've always considered myself an outsider
>>22854593
Oh my. Well thanks for letting me know that, Christian Grey. lmao
>>22854648
I do kind of care about my looks actually, I spend a lot of time actively trying to look presentable. I am friendzoned a bit but I don't like calling it friendzoned 'cause just because I have feelings for someone or find them attractive doesn't mean they have any obligation to reciprocate, and any friendliness on their part is sweet and a lot nicer than full on rejection. I am not shy at all, introverted but not shy. I do like Brand New so I suppose you are right about the last part, haha. Thanks for the insight though <3!
>>22854675
SomeBODY once told me...
I started hearing that song as soon as I read that and cracked up laughing.
>>22854756
You are right! Good job!
>>22854939
I think you're fairly right. Although it's mostly not self conscious but rather fiscally responsible, the clothes I like are way too expensive to justify buying
>>22854675
>>22854648
>>22854570
was not expecting it but fair enough
