assume
>>22850416
You have a very religious grandmother who squeezes both of your hands when she talks
>>22850416
forehead exists in another dimension, possibly in the twilight zone or the spaceballs universe
>>22850416
Some murican washed swede living in cali
>>22850446
v wrong
all your friends are shallow
>>22850433
u got it
youre good with clay
>>22850433
you can make yourself look hot then look like hobo in 5 seconds
>>22850446
only shops at 3 stores
>>22850416
people think youre sarcastic all the time
>>22850468
lol yeah
you get stressed a lot but things always work out
>>22850460
Nah my friends are pretty... normal.
>>22850468
Well my town only has fukken 3 stores. I usually thrift.
I'll assume you shop only twice or three times a year for clothing.
>>22850446
would meet up with lizzy for a pay per view hatefuck session
>>22850460
i claymed ur mom's virginity
>>22850468
i can go from hobo to hot but never hot to hobo, that's dangerous territory right there
if anyone walks slow in front of you you kick them in the balls and trip them and laugh at them
>>22850468
>>22850460
>>22850416
you would like to be my wives pls ;-;
>>22850433
comedian of the friendship group
>>22850528
yes
insecure but really funny and goofy and is hotter than you think are
>>22850501
yes
>>22850485
i buy a couple of things per year
>>22850484
yessss <3
>>22850416
Ex super religious, sexually repressed but working on it.
>>22850433
The deepest guitarist
Loves Sufjan
>>22850446
Quiet. Misanthropist.
>>22850468
5'0" and quite serious
>>22850528
Your parents think you're their innocent and pious little bit when in reality you're an athiest who fucks many a lady
For the love of glob tho, shave.
>>22850555
lol no
into diy and anime
>>22850547
<33
>>22850501
cunt-chan's thin hair would be easy to rip bald. Would make good bucks.
>>22850555
I'm not overly quiet or overly loud. Spoke when spoken to or have something to say. I wouldn't say a misanthropist, I'm just worried about the way the world is headed. Progressiveness will be our downfall. I'd say you still use tumblr but don't feel the same way you did back in 2009 about the site .
>>22850583
cunt chan lol
>>22850555
5'5 and i look serious but im not too serious <3
i have no idea what to assume at the moment
except super cute
>>22850583
Never have used tumblr actually. What kind of progressiveness do you mean? Overly PC sjw shit?
>>22850596
Oh man, you're taller than me! You just look so cute and tiny!
>>22850433
Eastern European, lives on a farm
>>22850446
Used to be an emo, probably a feminist and shit like that
>>22850468
Likes board games like ticket to ride
>>22850528
Obsesses about own appearance
>>22850416
Daddy issues
>>22850433
Can't decide between new age hipster or a hick
>>22850446
Tumblr sjw type
>>22850468
Hangs out with guys bc "they're less drama" >>22850555
Marching band, your best friend is a guy
>>22850622
Woah ur cute!
>>22850618
Exactly that. People were happier when life was simpler and everyone had their role in society.
>>22850622
Well as emo as finntweens can get. but yeah. and nope kek read above.
I'll assume you played minecraft during all your free time during HS
>>22850625
Fucking hell read above.
You're a manwhore but you makeout and buy drinks more than get actual pussy
>>22850555
>the deepest guitarist
lol are you making fun of me
>sufjan
i prefer the tallest man on earth cause dat voice but sufjan is great too
you're into carpentry, psychedelics, and casual satanism
>>22850583
>cunt-chan
savage
>>22850622
nope and nope
you're into power metal and craft beer and play a 6 string bass
>>22850625
lmao i am exactly both of those things, you're dead on
you're a semi chad leaning towards non-chaddidity
>>22850528
ehh sometimes we're all comedians lol
you grew up ugly and are still in recovery mode
>>22850416
insecure about weight, but beautiful
>>22850433
loves cats and is fun !
>>22850446
white gangster (so not gangster) lol
>>22850468
shy awkward
>>22850528
ladies man
>>22850555
quirky and unique
>>22850622
loves metal!
>>22850625
stoner lol
>>22850635
You're the lady at the bar who is constantly offered drinks
>>22850555
I want to say Danish or something but probably American. Probably into art. Possible vegetarian.
>>22850625
Favourite shop is IKEA
>>22850635
Generic college student chick
>>22850651
I don't know about "roles", I think people should be able to do and be whatever they want, but I ain't about that political correctness, omg oppression, preachy, ur living life wrong shitlord sjw shit. Thought policing, vocab policing, and giving too much of a shit is where progressivism is failing.
>>22850655
Oh I was just poking fun! Also, are you talking about Bradford cox?
>casual satanism
Yes
>>22850666
noo
plays soccer
>>22850664
no lol
has or wants more than 4 tattoos
>>22850625
no
you dont have a hard time getting girls but you do have a hard time keeping them
>>22850416
popular in high school, probably into theatre
>>22850433
you live far from civilization, has definitely seen a ufo before
>>22850446
has travelled a lot, pretty eventful life so far, but would rather have a consistent life to settle down on. oh also waifu
>>22850468
you wont admit it but you liked watching the twilight movies with your friends when you were younger. your tastes have matured but you still have that special place in your heart for campy romance stories
ayy
lmao
>>22850416
You like raves.
>>22850433
You own a truck of some kind.
>>22850446
You've been in/are in a band/bands.
>>22850468
You're really good at Math.
>>22850528
You have a successful older brother.
>>22850555
You play one or several instruments.
>>22850622
You've taken LSD.
>>22850625
Plays a sport/sports at college.
>>22850635
You're at college.
>>22850664
Smokes Weed.
>>22850664
Fuck no. I'm no degenerate.
I assume you wish you died back in 2009 w/ myspace.
>>22850672
I think the world worked better when the family had some structure. But I'll save that topic for my nightly weeping kek. But yup I agree.
>>22850651
Mostly true
>>22850655
Mostly true
>>22850664
Definitely true. Easymode though.
>>22850666
I haven't actually.
>>22850671
I do like ikea
>>22850651
Not sure what you mean by that "fucking hell read above" but you're close
>>22850664
Recreational on the weekends no more than once a week tho
>>22850691
Falso, I have trouble losing them if you know what I mean
>>22850682
nope this guy
he's got like the lemmy voice with the folk style, it rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORtrDAHTLaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh8-FQHb7n0
Ich küsse deine Augen.
>>22850699
no and no
you played baseball when you were younger
>>22850703
no??
>>22850714
lying on the internet is fun isn it
get to create your own persona n shit
>>22850714
I wrote about hating sjw progressive bullshit
>>22850703
fuck no. My music talent is limited to singing in the car or drunk in a bar, or playing 'dear you' on the piano like a weeb.
I assume you watch tons of basic shounen animu.
>>22850699
Yup. I'd assume the opposite for you. Kind of laid back laifu and you want more excitement. also husbando
I've never used this pic here...
>>22850416
Takes antidepressants.
>>22850433
Gives good blowjobs
>>22850446
Gives good blowjobs
>>22850468
Sticks her finger up guys asses during blowjobs
>>22850528
Can't grow a beard
>>22850555
The most sane person in the thread
>>22850622
Has a tshirt signed by Dave Grohl
>>22850625
Has a tshirt signed by Mariah Carey
>>22850635
Likes it when a guy cums on her tits
>>22850664
First piercing was done to piss off parents (subsequent piercings for shits and giggles)
>>22850699
Dropped engineering courses for liberal arts
>>22850700
Once took a mean right hook to the eye
>>22850703
Highest IQ in the thread
>>22850719
Sells X at raves
>>22850433
Chill fella, would drink with. STEM student?
>>22850446
Some murican
>>22850528
photographer?
>>22850664
Insecure af
>>22850700
Outgoing nature, murican?
>>22850719
Outgoing nature, German?, active fella
Я из нoвoзeлaндcкии и индycки
am anti Islam ))
>>22850416
very depressed. binge eats on Saturdays. needs some cuddles
>>22850433
is doing literally everything right
>>22850446
beanie buds
acts like she doesn't give a fuck, but deep down worries a lot about her current situation. also needs some cuddles
>>22850468
very free-flowing personality. creative
<3
>>22850528
very depressed. hates current life situation. needs some cuddles
>>22850555
trips
a bit of a hippy girl, but not an annoying one. makes strong effort to be as fair to people as possible.
>>22850622
true kvlt
>>22850625
party guy. really enjoys getting high
>>22850635
a bit basic, but very nice to most people she comes across
>>22850747
kek
I'd hope so.
Little girls ask you why you have long hair when meeting them for the first time.
>>22850789
No.
Half wolf.
>>22850699
Aspiring stand up comic
>>22850700
Now wearing a toupee
>>22850719
Arrogant and Swiss
>>22850703
Can't put on weight even if you want to
>>22850747
Tshirt signed by Serj Tankian
>>22850664
not so shy but yeah can be awkward lol
youre quiet but a great communicator
>>22850699
haha nah. i tried watching twilight to see how bad it was once and i got 40 mins in and never went back. dont enjoy romance so much but id watch them <3 youre kind enough to a point where you speak your mind and it never comes off as mean
>>22850703
my grandma seems to think i have those genes but i do not. youre very adaptable to your environment
>>22850747
nopeee. you love morbid jokes
>>22850789
will never be tired of being called jon snow
>>22850799
Chill, emotionally open and empathetic, extroverted and accepting of all types of people!
I bet you'd be fun to hang out with irl. Lmk if you ever find yourself in the southwest!
>>22850747
no
>>22850799
no to most but who doesnt need cuddles??
you're super fun and nice and perfect all around great friend 10/10
>>22850416
secretly hates everything
>>22850433
syrian
>>22850446
''quirky not like the other girls'' xD
>>22850468
only looks good in 1 picture
>>22850528
likes rap
>>22850555
plays league of legends and sucks at it
>>22850625
gay bestfriend
>>22850699
took you 10 attempts to take that selfie
>>22850789
Lived in a cave for a week on a dare.
>>22850799
Burns after five minutes on the beach
>>22850801
Spot on.
>>22850805
No idea who that is
>>22850812
On occasion
>>22850837
Owns every Joan Jett album
>>22850837
Degenerate.Grow out of it fast or consider seppuku.
>>22850789
>>22850446
not actually finnish; black hair/dark blue shitskin
>>22850433
trucker and cat man
>>22850468
intelligent but keeps humble and quiet
>>22850528
director and musician
>>22850555
can make anyone laugh
>>22850837
Not interesting enough to get the attention you crave
>>22850799
People think you're a dumb redneck but you're actually very intellectual
>>22850789
Has dreams of being a WWE wrestler
>>22850747
Reads a lot about Soviet revolutionaries
>>22850719
Total douche
>>22850703
Studying medicine, down to earth guy
>>22850700
Conceited
>>22850699
Laid back, not into big parties, likes a few beers with the guys though
>>22850664
Has had doubts about gender
>>22850635
Will have nothing when body goes south
>>22850625
Very family oriented guy
>>22850622
Likes going camping
>>22850555
Wants to be a Doctor Who companion
>>22850837
Your hair has been dyed at least 3 different colors, and you haven't had your natural hair color for as long as you can remember
>>22850799
Hello Anon, I see you everywhere. You are secretly proud when girls fawn over your hair and how soft it is
>>22850789
You have a degree in something non-profit related (Global Development Studies, something like that)
>>22850703
You play an instrument, but you're really rusty on it. You don't practice as much as you should either, even though you want to learn it
>>22850699
You don't experiment within your wardrobe that much. For example if shirt A works with pants B, you never stray from that combo.
>>22850664
You really like dogs, but for some reason they snub you
>>22850416
virgin
>>22850622
has a multinational herb and drug business
>>22850635
can win over any man but simply gets bored with only one
>>22850664
conspiracy theorist and natural foods advocate
>>22850699
smug and has gotten a lay count in the double digits
>>22850937
It's been made clear I'm 50/50 Finnish/Afrikaans which is Nord/Dutch. Don't taint me with your wishful thinking.
>>22850971
what was the milkman?
>>22850911
>>22850985
>milkman
Don't get the reference sori
>>22850953
Owns a strap-on (I've only read a little)
>>22850961
Speaks three languages fluently
>>22850911
>>>22850699
Can't follow directions
>>22851095
>>22850699
I don't know how the hell I managed to include your number here...
>>22850961
idk why, but I want to assume you have at one point lived in Australia
>>22850953
has more than 2 sisters
>>22850911
drinks/parties/whatever
>>22850903
browses /x/, likes horror
>>22850837
is an aunt, but a young one. Generally considered fun and a joy to be around.
>>22850799
insecure, but also a very loyal friend. trustworthy and has good morals
>>22851131
autismn
>>22851153
Nope
>>22851095
No comment
>>22851153
Only takes MySpace angle selfies
>>22851200
In my ideal world, most women would. But I'm a deviant son of a bitch.
>>22851202
sorry :(
>>22850801
you epic fuck
>>22850812
You epicer fuck )))
>>22850845
No.. I would, but no.
>>22850903
10/10
>>22850953
You are right. Back in maybe 2002.
>>22850961
Nah, computer science major. 2nd year.
But I'll give you that, my plan was to minor in Philosophy as well. Or vice versa.
>>22850903
Also, 10/10 filename
>>22850824
I'm not not super extroverted, because I definitely enjoy a bit of down time. I hope the others are true! and will do :P
>>22850834
thanks, senpai <3
>>22850845
true :'(
>>22850953
replace "redneck" with "redhead" and it's true, heh heh
artsy. very intelligent. filmmaker?
>>22850961
kek, yup
You are obviously into photography. did extremely well in HS
>>22851153
Not really insecure, i hope the others are true :P
you are very shy and a bit of a shut-in, but friendly when you interact with others
>>22851153
Assuming you're still in school, shy/introverted.
>>22851747
Photographer
>>22850416
You enjoy listening to Regina Spektor.
>>22850433
You are a good kisser.
>>22850446
You're very outspoken. You like licking things. Also, how old are you? Sorry to ask this so randomly but I am curious.
>>22850468
You enjoy reading books and fine wine. You're bilingual.
>>22850528
You sweat profusely during workouts.
>>22850555
You have experimented with numerous hard drugs, past marijuana. You are really bubbly and have a soft voice.
>>22850622
You enjoy classical music.
>>22850625
You're extremely extroverted and dabble in sports.
>>22850635
You're not the woman in the photograph but rather someone who hates the woman pictured and wants to smear her online through imitation, most likely because she rejected you or said impolite things about you to her friends. It's pathetic, stop.
>>22850664
You do your own hair. You tell people that the piercings didn't really hurt but you cried like a baby when you got them done.
>>22850699
You're a really funny guy.
>>22850700
You pretend to be a fake Maxim but in reality you are Maxim but too afraid to post because you've been slandered across the board, thus you are not typing much in order to avoid detection.
>>22850703
You spend a lot of time at concerts, drinking, or out with friends.
>>22850747
You're cripplingly lonely and suffer from mild to moderate dependent personality disorder, although it comes off as cold-hearted, sex-driven affection to women you interact with in a sexual manner.
>>22850799
I can't even assume anything about you anymore because I see you too often and I already know you're a really cool guy. I still am going to say that I am assuming that you smell nice.
>>22850837
BURN THE WITCH.
>>22850953
You have big feet and round toes
>>22850961
You hate ramen noodles and think they are gross.
>>22851153
Enjoys fanfiction and just really wants friends. Finds it difficult to approach women. Has said *glomps lovingly* xD before when you were younger. Yes, I know. It'll always haunt you.
>>22854704
really fat when you were younger
>>22854694
all your friends are white
>>22853606
you have a muffled resentment towards the poor
>>22852780
working on starting your own business
>>22852775
teaches guitar
>>22851153
has/had a deviantart
>>22854755
mah /mu/tant homie i luv u
>>22854776
it's a fresh pic, i wore my swans shirt to thanksgiving haha
>>22854694
I'm outspoken but it doesn't bother anyone since my friends aren't... sensitive.
I'm going on 19 in Jan.
I'll assume you preferred being 16, and don't like the idea of becoming older.
>>22854755
I have a lot of friends and while the majority of them are white due to living in areas where the demographics had whites as a majority, I do have a large amount of friends that are not white.
>>22854783
I feel you. Sorry for asking, someone called me an idiot in a MBTI thread and I want to know who it is because I want to continue the discussion I was having but unfortunately I fell asleep. I thought you had similar typing styles but I suppose I was mistaken. My bad.
And you know me so well ;_;
