DRUNK Drinking Fuck You THREAD
get drunk be drunk post drunk
the thread wow
>>22850021
I would join you, but my #nowebcamlife makes it boring.
>>22850021
I wish I could filter your fat, ugly face.
>>22850025
go buy one
>>22850041
I should...
I miss it.
>>22850046
Tell y'what. I will. I'll run to Walmart right now, slap on some makeup, and chug a gallon of Carlo Rossi with you.
Rate this druck wannabe-sissy.
Biggest bar night in the states tonight folks, time to go out and get fucking lit up. Woo Thanksgiving.
These threads have now become
Meh
King of the Ugly Trannies
>>22850056
you're not going to put on make up just to go to fucking wal mart??
>>22850068
Not a tranny, but I'd wager I'm still infinitely more attractive than your last few one-night stands.
You asked me for a buckhead hookup... I can't send you to dudes and you get robbed and blame me.
>>22850081
Oops my bad, I meant drag queens
>I'd wager that I'm infinitely more attractive than your last one night stands
Oh honey, dont make me laugh
>>22850056
you i like you
>>22850057
excessive hormones n surgery or gtfo
>>22850068
ah yeah
>>22850091
implying youre more hood then me
>>22850039
am i doing it right
Die
Kinky vodka
Die
>>22850199
why is the vodka kinky
>>22850212
>is this b8
It's the brand m88
>>22850223
not bait just ignorance that sounds like a shiiry brand
>>22850212
bear pheromones
>>22850242
um were do you find bear pheromones im asking for a friend
>>22850241
It is. 40% and it tastes like rubbing alcohol
>>22850269
so shitty vodka go buy a water filter run it through four times and youll be good also just avoid that brand n general and find some cheap shit to do that
Drink up bitches.
>>22850113
...
Can't you just go to the club and get someone from there?
>>22850438
yeah i cpuld but nah i was gonna get some herrer from my ex but just ended up shitting on her
This board has gone to shit cuz when I post my board nobody fucking replies but when some other person fucking starts a thread they have to reply
>The King of /soc/
>That Pink Ribbon
>>22850487
um what??
You heard me
>The King of /soc/
>That Pink Ribbon>>22850498
>>22850483
Some ... Heroin?
>>22850021
5 double vodka cokes, 7 jager bombs and half a bottle of smirnoff later
>>22850552
We'd make good bar buddies.
Okay, I'm back.
Got my drank.
Got my cam.
What's up Meh.
What's good.
>>22850598
i literally just got out the hospital the other week from alcohol poisoning, the fuck am i doin
>>22850531
>inb4 Maxim shit posts you
>>22850608
LIVING
>>22850647
Show us your penis
>>22850657
Limp dick 4u.
>>22850600
Digging the drunk munchies behind you.
>>22850608
I really wonder how my 5'2 self hasn't suffered the same fate yet. I called my friend to bring over my Vodka bottle I left at her house (1L) and she informed me I drank it all. I was shocked tbqh.
>>22850519
jack herrer
>>22850600
nm about to get some mexi food
>>22850645
shes to boring
>>22850676
>5'2
Jeeeeesus.
I would be long dead if I were that height. How was the knee-walking?
>Drunchies
Always. That pizza box is all crazy bread, though.
>>22850021
Can this picture possibly be anymore cringe? "Look at me guys, holdin' a beer haha xD"
>>22850712
Speak no ill of my husbandosenpaidesunadeska.
You jam.
You're 300% jam.
>Frfrotr though, this has been his thread theme for years.
These muthafuckers I swear this board has changed where are the namefags
>The King of /soc/
>That Pink Ribbon
>>22850741
>namefags
You mean those things that were removed in, like, 2012.
Good job.
>>22850712
pic related
>>22850724
my themes very but you get the jist
>>22850647
>>22850690
I have become tolerant fairly quickly.
When leaving to the bar I had to drink a few readily poured shots to not waste and oldfag-kun laughed at me wide eyed and said I downed it as if it was water. I felt some sense of juvenile nord pride. I really don't know how I stayed on two feet. Once I wandered alone for 3 hours in the fucking woods and have no recollection of anything besides the end. Strangest thing is my friend sent me home via taxi. I'm still young but that adventure helped me learn my limits somewhat.
>>22850768
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
>>22850757
Fuck yea I mean those namefags
>That Pink Ribbon>>22850757
>>22850940
Hey this be finnfag Rosechan. I have her current tumblr. We used to talk.
prosecco because i like to 'keep it classy'
>>22850531
wat is that
>>22851090
Wait, is cupcake the brand, or...?
>>22851096
yes its the name of the vineyard
they have various other styles of wine as well
>>22851109
Interesting.
How trashed you gonna get?
>Thanksgiving makes everyone wanna drink.
>>22851119
probably not too bad, my bf is coming over in a bit and i don't want to get too drunk to fuck
though i opened the bottle and realized i don't have a stopper anywhere :(
>>22851090
Gin ! Always reminds me of Long Island Ice Tea. Tomorrow (or well... today) I'm going to be bored and thirst. But tomorrow evening I'm off for some fun.
How does that taste?
>>22851090
you shoukd hit me up when youre single in a cute onsie
>>22851134
Put the cork back on, up-side down.
>>22851175
didn't fit that way. i ended up whittling the cork with my knife lel
>>22851156
ayy lmao i actually just got in my jamz right now lol
>>22851155
yum gin. never had a long island with gin but im sure its tasty. prosecco is pretty close to champagne so pretty delicioso
>>22851260
>didn't fit that way. i ended up whittling the cork with my knife lel
Wuuuuuuuuut.
Normally it works just fine that way; Lame.
My lifehack failed.
>>22851260
Oh? It's usually prepared with gin here. It's one of the alcohols that taste really stand out. Ugh I can't stand champagne desu. Maybe my taste buds aren't 'mature' enough lel
cheap whiskey time. I know I'll never be desirable to anyone ever again, and I don't even have the energy or willpower to be depressed about it anymore. even the few (mostly negative) emotions I have left are just fading away, though perhaps they were never really there to begin with
>>22851308
are you a man?
>>22851336
at least you have a cat 2 luv
>>22851321
yeah here they are usually made with vodka and or rum depending on where you go
i used to strongly dislike champagne and wine and stuff until this year. my tastes have definitely changed since i first started drinking and im sure yours will probably too
>>22851308
yeah it is a weird shaped cork lol
>>22851341
500%
Yes.
My dick was even requested and posted within this same thread.
>>22850712
Plus he's a thirsty foreveralone faggot. See here for more cringe
>>22851156
>>22851357
i was afraid to check the whole thread.
>>22851379
Understandable.
>>22851384
thats some marilyn manson shit right there yo
>>22850021
Dude why is your fridge in your living room, and your bathroom mirror like inches away from said living room.
Or better question, why is that hotel room so shitty.
>>22851386
Oh, yeah?
>>22851398
Jesus christ. Do you do children's parties too?
>>22851403
Technically, yes.
>>22851410
Disturbing.Im in, How much?
>>22851351
she's my housemate's cat, and she only comes in my room all the time because she's obsessed with closed doors
>>22851422
Standard booking fee for out of state is $75.
>But if you're in the midwest, just turn 21 and I can blow you in the alley behind the club this summer.
>>22851441
you are one interesting person.
Why do you keep posting stuff, T?
>>22852727
becuase i literaly have nothing better to do god my life is boring
>>22852876
Sounds about right
>>22852886
sleep work drink repeat
>>22852892
Wheres your 18 y.o anal slut or whatever?
>>22852895
oh i broke things off when she disappeared during punishment time
i really have no tolerance for shit subs these days
>>22852906
Sounds like a sad existence
>>22852950
?? Arent you lonely?
>>22852957
most of the time for most of my life arent you?
>>22852961
No, I'm not. Why can you not stick to one girl? Would you like to talk about it?
>>22852967
char why are you always trying to phyc eval me i know youre just as lonely as i am or else you wouldnt constantly be trying to communicate with me your ex
>>22852906
Guess looks can be deceiving. From your pictures, I'd have guessed that you were the anal slut in your relationships.
>>22852972
We were never together, and because there is deep seeded issues that would be interesting to talk through with you.
It's late and I'm bored.
>>22852982
yah ok der miss always trying to get back into my life and get attention from me cause "you're bored"
>>22853005
So, why do you think you have a hard time sticking to one girl?
>>22852972
>>22852982
LMAO, you consider an online friendship to be one of your exes? I've talked to some celebrities online, so according to you, did I hit dat? You seem massively inexperienced with actual women.
>>22853017
high expectations low tolerance desu i mean the only reason i ended things with you was distance but if you want to go irl with it you have more exs then me so what are you getting at
>>22853020
not sure if troll or dumbass butting into the wrong convo
>>22853042
So wait, if you have high exp. and low tolerance, does that mean I was perfect seeing how you ended it because of distance? Wut
>>22853050
jesus char youre a good girl weve been over this i told you id probably marry you if we lived near eachother but we dont
feel better now?
>>22853055
Haha so again, why do you run through girls? Just find one like me near you dude
>>22853060
nah id rather not deal with the crazy and emotionally unstable also the chubby
why do you run through guys? or why do you get dumped by so many?
>>22853065
Because people are weird. I've found one I'm happy with, you should do the same.
As for the chubby unstable comment about me, youre the silly bugger that would apparently wife me m8
>>22853073
i have a thing for crazy im trying to move passed it and the chubby could be fixed same with your hair
>>22853088
I don't know what she looks like, but to be fair, you're not exactly a prize yourself.
>>22853088
no thkx
>>22853096
ima little squishy but my boyfriend likes it
>>22853096
i am a golden god
>>22853100
i thought you said you were dieting
>>22853109
Nah, you're too twinky and ginger to be a god.
>>22853122
lies and haracy maybe 5yrs ago
>>22853120
Nope
>>22853122
I lol'd
>>22853124
Unless you're from 5 years in the future, you're definitely still just a tiny ginger twink.
>>22853127
well that was quick already give up
>>22853133
im 6'3 190ib troll harder pls n ty and stick to one ip bruv
>>22853136
hey at least I gotta S.O
>>22853137
Whenever people disagree on this board, accusations of samefagging are the first defense, why? You ARE a twinky ginger. 190 is small for 6'3
>>22853140
one you aparently dont care for that much since youre always bothering me and not him
>>22853145
becuase its the main tool of a shitty troll now have some peanut butter im bored
this thread is depressing, I need half a bottle of vodka to sober-down. Drinking isn't that amazing.
>>22853148
He sleepin and youre easy to bait
>>22853151
its something to do really
helps make life more tolerable
>>22853152
bait i literally do nothing but shit on you or try to annoy you
Post of picture of >>22853140 anyone
get on my level
>>22853157
twinklet
>>22853163
I'm nothing special, dunno why Fk5PjkZn would wife me
>>22853171
>>22853163
she really isnt
>>22853171
I'm not asking if your special or not god damn post
>>22853180
Fine, there you go. Happy?
>>22853186
Keep going I'm just getting hard
>>22853186
>wen dat pussi acid it burns ur mouth
>>22853190
>>22853190
>>22853196
Oh baby
>>22853200
Can still c ur nose ther lol
>>22853171
He probably doesn't have many (if any) other options
>>22853200
More almost got my cummies
>>22853208
He seems boring sort of like a teenaged attention whore dude literally makes threads begging for attention look at the op
>>22853208
nah shes one of my less attractive exs
>>22853190
post kik and ill send you her nudes
>>22853209
>cummies
>teenage
heh no more nudes for you kid anyone else can have them though
>>22853221
Dude we didnt date
>>22853208
Nah he does just wont stay with them
>>22853221
>>22853225
-hurt
You actually assume I want to see her nude heh keep trying kiddo keep making threads begging for attention and getting low grade trannies to respond and feed your ego you live an amazng life ehe
>>22853145
190 is small for 6'3".
Wow, Amerifats have no idea what small is.
>>22853234
He thinks "ex" means person that he talks to. In that regard, we're all his exes.
>>22853234
How do u get ur teeth so white?
>>22853235
>Keep going I'm just getting hard
>More almost got my cummies
>>22853241
nah just talked about life feeling ect and had allot of skype sex shes an ldr ex not an irl ex
>>22853247
Ol' family recipe
>>22853252
>look GUISE IM DRINKING ALCOHOL LOOK!!!!!! PLEASR GIBE IT ATTN I NID ETXDDD IM SUH A LOSSERRR OMGG!!!
>>22853238
ikr smhtbhfam
>>22853262
youre still posting after the shamefull display
>Keep going I'm just getting hard
>More almost got my cummies
>my cummies
>cummies
>>22853278
>>22853262
He kinda rright u did sound autistic saying that
>>22853278
>>22853283
Ignorance is bliss I suppose
>>22853285
>>22853293
Irony at its finest
I'm going to bed now, night people thanks for the chat
>>22853297
cummies at its cummies
>>22853299
np princess sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite
This kid still thinks I was seriousgod damn thread to dumb for me
Sage
>>22853299
Say the family recipe first!
>>22853311
Well look at his posting history. He's not that smart to begin with, and the copious amount of alcohol he's had has probably just made the matter worse. Also he thinks talking with someone on Kik constitutes a relationship. Just LOL.
>>22853332
Not to be "No, u" or anything, but are you explaining your mental process or something? I don't see anywhere else in the thread that your picture applies.
