Another one of these. What would you do on a date with other anons?
ayyyy
>>22822570
Other than this board ?
>>22822570
>dating anyone on /soc/
>ever
Nyc bro here
I'll either go to midtown comics or my local gym
Then possibly sushi/thai food and just discuss life.
If the vibe is right build something out of us
>>22822574
What do you mean?
>>22822630
I mean what happens on this board is the closest I get and will get to a date in my life
>>22822637
Well, that's not good, anon. Why is that?
Depends, if it's someone I've known a while but we are starting to date, I'd drive them out to the lake with a huge flask of coffee and just sit under the stars with them and talk. However if they don't know me well they might not want this for avoiding being murdered reasons. So I'd find a gig I think they'd like and get fucked up and dance the night away, I guess. I haven't dated in a long time
I'm going to delete this thread and make another one. I wasn't clear enough in the rules :P
Well fuck, I guess I waited too long.
I should have clarified that you're supposed to post your pic and other people describe the date that they would take you on. There was one of these like a week ago and it was a lot of fun.
>>22822678
I'm not capable of actually being with someone
>>22822709
thanks op. this is turning into a feels thread
>>22822718
well i kinda feel hungry.
>>22822718
I can't delete it, dawg. It's too old at this point.
Someone else post a pic so we can get this thing rollin'
>>22822730
sure thing
>>22822735
I'm a straight dude, but I'd probably tag along to a bar with you, man. Hand out and drink. You seem like a friendly chap.
Stud
>>22822762
Thanks, i am 190cm tall also.
>>22822572
nonstop fuckin', romance would only be an obstruction
>>22822735
i visit your house to look at all them fancy dishes
>>22822776
Couldn't be more true, Husbando
>>22822735
>>22822762
you just got memed
>>22822898
Oh my god! There are so many people I'd like to thank!
Do you like long awkward pauses and lame jokes? Well I'm the guy for you ;)
>>22822924
Hey, you're that Death Grips show guy. I'd go to a show with you. You seem chill.
>>22822572
We can go to Disneyland
>>22822735
We can go to a dirty bar at 4:00 A.M to cry
>>22822776
We can shoot some College holding hands
>>22822924
We can lay on a field full of flowers and eat some snacks and talk about life and consensual sex.
>>22822959
Cool shirt, where ya from?
>>22822973
>ind4 cut or uncut pedo guy
>>22822973
Eric stop. it's not your fault your penis was hacked at birth
>>22822973
Thank you. I'm from Spain.
>>22823014
That's awesome, how are things over there with the whole bombing situation?
>>22823018
Well, they're going very bad not only because the bombing, it's going bad too because occident only cares about occident deaths so that thing in Paris is a tragedy but all the other tragedies around places like Sirya that happen every day are only normal things that happen.
>>22822572
We can talk about music
>>22822735
We could go drinking and talk depression
>>22822776
Be my wingman, we'll go get the bitches
>>22822924
We can sit in silent and text on our phones
>>22822959
You can talk abut spain and I'll talk about my ex's
brojob! brojob!
>choo choo
>>22823032
I see, over here in Americ we don't always get the whole scoop. Since you are Spanish does that mean you are Catholic?
>>22823070
Well if we were in 1960 i might be a catholic but with all of these changes of the modern culture and religion, not only in Spain, but around the world is hard to find some young guy who praises the lord. So to your question I'm not catholic, i am agnostic.
>>22823093
Sounds logical, so does that mean you are circumcised?
>>22823098
I knew this conversation would lead to that question, i fucking knew it.
>>22823108
Nigga, I called it on his first post, lol
>>22822978
>>22822973
>>22823108
Is it something you are insecure of?
>>22823115
oh the irony. Poor bastard
>>22823114
The next time i better take your advice lol thanks anyway anon
>>22822572
Scroll through 4 chan, drink some brews, listen to some bad ass music, play with hair, create some crazy snacks.
>>22822924
Enjoy the awkwardness and watch some movies and obviously make bad jokes.
>>22823125
Go to cozy coffee house with
>>22823046
Shoot the shit in some cool bar
>>22822959
Listen to dream pop with
>>22822924
Dance all night then fuck
>>22822572
Go to a local show with
>>22822572
Let's stay at home get drunk and jam/have shitty rap battles
>>22822776
We nap and then you tell me your secret to having nice hair
>>22822924
Those are actually my fetishes. You draw much? We could recreate the clay scene from Ghost except with pencils and neither of us have to be dead
>>22823039
We do our best dramatic reading of My Immortal and then you shove Finnegan's Wake in my ass
Shame to see the thread is kill :(
>>22822572
We'd drink coffee and talk about bands probably and it'd be really cute and we'd also take a photo for social media because we're both happy to be seen in public with each other and it'd be a really sweet, innocent date.
>>22822924
We'd probably eat at a very inexpensive restaurant that you go to often before you awkwardly suggest going back to your place. I hesitantly accept and once there we end up playing Fallout for hours and you drive me home at really early hours in the morning, causing me to get in heaps of trouble since I'm only 18.
>>22822959
We'd both try to initiate small talk with each other but find it difficult to settle on a mutual topic of interest. After a while we both reluctantly giggle that things aren't really working out and then go our separate ways happily.
>>22822776
We'd go bowling without realizing that both of us are massively competitive and yet terribad at the game. One of us ends up only slightly beating the other with a horrible score and leads us to angrily eating dinner while arguing over how one of us only won due to completely illegitimate reasons. We end the night after having a surprising amount of fun together, both the winner and the loser having a smug sense of satisfaction at the end.
>>22823039
At the beginning, you'd step out to say you needed to take a call. During this time I eavesdrop as I see you getting more heated towards the person on the end of the line. While overhearing this conversation I end up finding out you're a low henchman involved in a multilevel money laundering scheme and I sneak out the side door of the restaurant and get a taxi ride home, ending the date. You bombard me with a mix of confused, angry, upset, messages before showing up on the news as incarcerated.
>>22823125
We just browse tumblr laying upside down on your bed and drinking coffee and sometimes petting your cat whom you have a love/hate relationship with because he walks on the keyboard.
>>22823210
Occasionally, but not very well. Can I be dead though?
>>22823046
Sounds good, my dude.
>>22823039
Crank our amps to a deafening volume and jam out
>>22823125
Sounds good. But I'm a fucking horrible cook, so our attempts at making those crazy snacks would probably just turn into a food fight.
>>22823227
Sounds like something I would do. I was just playing some fallout...but yeah 18 is too young. Just got cheated on by a 20 yr old sooo I'm done with that drama. 23 and up pls.
>>22823229
Let's murder each other. If it's necrophilia it's gotta be double necrophilia
>>22823241
But if we're both dead it's not really necrophilia. It's just boring consensual sex. Or just two decomposing bodies on top of each other, sharing maggots instead of love.
>>22822572
ayyy
>>22822735
>>22822776
>>22822924
>>22822959
No
>>22823039
Yes
>>22823046
No
>>22823125
Yes if you didn't wear your hair like that
>>22823227
Maaaybe
>>22823236
I'm a great cook so you give me ideas and I'll make them come to life! Please don't tell me you're into that nonsense vegan stuff though. I would love to make bacon wrapped treats and lots of fattening foods. It's good for the soul
>>22823236
I'm a great cook so you give me ideas and I'll make them come to life! Please don't tell me you're into that nonsense vegan stuff though. I would love to make bacon wrapped treats and lots of fattening foods. It's good for the soul. Food rights are always good too!!
>>22823325
We'll do anything you want qt
Dude what's that on your tank top? At first I thought it was A Blaze In The Northern Sky but I think I'm wrong
>>22823378
>vegan
Fuck naw. I likes muh meats. Bacon wrapped anything is an instant 10/10, especially when made for me by a qt :3
>good for the soul
I don't have one.
>>22823325
Would take you to a park. Then when we are alone, i would grope your crotch to see if you are a girl or a dude. Depending on the answer ill run home crying or not.
>>22823227
Would invite to a play. But when you arrive, i would say that i have to go to the bathroom. Then you suddenly realize something is wrong: Every other espectator is a doll! As you panic, the curtains open and a masked man appears. He says "Do not fret! For this, is the story, of your DEATH!"
He draws a longsword and comes at you, jumping through the seats. You scream and try to run away, but the doors are closed. Suddenly, from the ceiling, a sword appears hanging from a thread. You take it and fight the masked man.
Clish closh clash clung
You stab him in the heart!
"Oh no!" says the man "I have been stabbed"
"Yes i stabbed you" you say
And he is stabbed. But when he removes his mask...
ITS ME. AND YOU KILLED ME.
The audience applauds.
>>22823125
Would take to starbucks and order tea just because.
>>22823046
>>22823039
>>22822959
>>22822924
I dont like dudes, sorry.
>>22822735
You seem cool tho.
>>22822572
Would go to paintball with.
>>22823304
If maggots are wrong I don't want to be right
>>22823447
go shopping (or at least looking) at neat fashionable clothes, fancy French restaurant
>>22823325
go running or longboarding together, go to a house show, dumpster diving
>>22823443
Good for the non existent one. Maybe I can just wrap myself up in bacon for ya
>>22823468
I'll show you my maggot if you show me yours
>>22823447
Light Yagami
>>22823601
bitch i might be
>>22823587
That sounds yummy ;)
>>22823509
Go to hardcore shows with
>>22823612
You lose...Kira
>>22823814
Go to this abandoned old grocery store. Push each other around in old shopping carts. Get high and break stuff.
>>22823752
Chill and play some vidyas
So everyone is lonely on a Friday night just like me? :(
>>22823753
I AM JUSTICE
>>22823861
I'd date you if I was gay and you were gay. We could watch Berserk and then do gay shit together.
>>22823437
you too qt 3.14
Under a Funeral Moon
>>22823447
I'm a guy, so you'd probably run crying.
>>22823509
Sounds like a good time
>>22822570
>>22824745
Бyдeт пoзднee
>>22822572
music concert
>>22822735
drinks
>>22822776
site seeing
>>22822570
I've gained 20-40 pounds since picture was taken.
>>22823227
Go downtown to a hip coffee joint and chat about anything that comes to mind
>>22823814
Cuddle, maybe some vidya
>>22824745
Listen to records and cuddle
>>22823239
Oh man I am sorry to hear that but I'd encourage you to keep an open mind with younger girls. It's not the age, it's the behavior that was the problem.
>>22823325
THATS NOT A WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A DATE RESPONSE IT'S A MAYBE. FOLLOOW THE RULESSSSSSSSSSSSSS DESU SENPAI. Calling you out even if nobody else has the balls to do so.
>>22823447
Jesus Christ dude. Sorry for stabbing you and everything, you seem really cool. The real mystery though is how the dolls could clap...shivers.
>>22825216
A hip coffee joint, I can dig it.
