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BAD assumption thread??
Assume bad things about others. I'll start.
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>>22786819
eats too much.
slept with 11 guys
puts on makeup to hide face.
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>>22786819
Probably sensitive about her weight
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only wears flannel and yoga pants
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I can't fucking stand 2 Broke Girls.
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>>22786819
Doesn't have a pretty belly

>>22786828
11 this year mayb
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>>22786819
You fuck a lot of people. You a hoe, anon?
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>>22786828
>not that much
>11+ =\
>not really

>>22786831
It is what it is.
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>>22786831
You are often friendzoned.
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>>22786841
you stole >>22786845 mirror
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>>22786848
Haha you smoke way too much.

Girlscout bruh. Time bomb :)
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>>22786853
Haha i got a pretty good deal on my condo so yeah, i guess it's all a steal ;)
>nigging and nogging
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>>22786858
Ive got some strawberry kush good good rn soaring through heaven bruh
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>>22786858
This is a correct assumption :( haha

Looks delicious friend.
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>>22786866
I like strawberry kush :)
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>inb4 this thread just turns into a roast thread

>>22786819
Not very good with children.

>>22786831
People tell you that you look underage

>>22786841
Tries very hard to pick up a lot of women, but has a lower-medium sex life

>>22786848
Smokes far too much weed
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>>22786878
Yes i prefer sativa though but i just blew my last 50 bucks on an 1/8th so bam im stuck with this sack but idgaf the body high is nice
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>>22786831
Shops for himself at Victoria's Secret

>>22786845
2coo4scoo

>>22786848
Abandonment issues

>>22786864
What the fuck are you doing at my ex's house
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>>22786819
Daddy issues AF
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>>22786880
My daygame pickup ratio is 50% bitch
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>>22786819
Fucked 5 dude in the past 2 weeks alone.
>>22786831
Women often compare you to a little brother.
>>22786841
Sucked a dick one time but insist that you're totally straight
>>22786845
Let your white friends call you the N word.
>>22786848
Cries every night about the girl that got away in highschool
>>22786880
You often spend your nights starting at a laptop.
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>>22786888
I prefer sativa as well. I have some indica atm, Critical Mass, and girlscout. GSC is muh all-time fav by far
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>>22786880
Gets sunburned easily and complains about it
>>22786848
You miss sleep often D/T bad choices and unemployment
>>22786845
You don't have very many white girls chasing your bbc lmao
>>22786819
Complains about a lot of small petty things
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Damn, it's hard to make negative assumptions without coming across as roasty

>>22786894
Chill out, dude... Jesus. This was a random assumption

>>22786903
This is very true, but don't we all? :P

Hmmm... Perhaps people can find you a bit annoying (but they put up with it because you're cool af)

>>22786905
truuuuuu

Hates his job
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>>22786880
Not a real hermaphrodite

>>22786903
>went gay for pay once
That's uh, spot on actually

Bateman is your idol
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>>22786890
Possibly correct.
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>>22786903
do you have skype
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>>22786903
My white friends are most likely scared of doing that. I've got a temper problem lol but i use it all the time unfortunately. It just rolls off the tongue so easily lol
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>>22786903
Incorrect.
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>>22786905
The sweatshirt is a memoir from a time long ago thank god.
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>>22786909
>>22786923
Meant for you
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>>22786909
I don't know I guess I'd have to spy on my friends to see if that one is true.
>>22786914
Nah sorry senpai
>>22786910
I do love me some Christian Bale
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>>22786819
Sluts it up to get validation cuz fat.
>>22786831
Has shit skin and shit shoop skills to cover it up.
>>22786841
Hasn't come out of the closet yet.
>>22786845
Will enjoy getting buttfucked in prison.
>>22786848
gets called faggot daily.
>>22786880
"are you a girl or guy?" ;p
>>22786903
manwhore, can't get quality grills to touch him.
>>22786905
You will be the one buttfucking >>22786845
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>>22786905
You steal.

And, btw, i fuck em on the daily. Nigga.
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>>22786905
I dick em down.
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>>22786938
Wow mine was the least brutal I suppose. You are/were anorexic/ bulimic
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>>22786949
Recovered anorexic. No bulmia, that was for 'weaklings'. but spot on.
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>>22786890
It's my place. I'm the captain now.
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>>22786905
Admires Kanye more than Ride

>>22786909
Bitch in a nice way
I'm very undersexed brother

>>22786913
Indubitibly

>>22786938
Is a dog person
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>>22786938
Lol you were 100% right. If I showed my real skin id look much older. Just have a few blemishes here and there but my skin isnt too hot
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>>22786938
Likes to dom
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>>22786961
>>22786969
These aren't bad ;(
>>22786961
Yes.
>>22786969
No.
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>>22786938
Has Arby's Roast beef lips for a pussy.

I don't get fucked in the ass, lil girl. Get bent.
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>>22786819
Small town slut

>>22786831
Friend zoned daily

>>22786841
Bullied

>>22786845
Not "black " enough to hang with the others.

>>22786848
You just need a hair cut.

>>22786905
Can't afford your own place so u sleep on someone's couch.

>>22786938
Tries to hard to get attention.
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>>22786938
Drinks herself to sleep ;p
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>>22786982
That's post haircut. Hair is normally long as fuck.
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>>22786982
Fuckin 30+ years old and on /soc/ I feel like you just have the saddest life ever. If that is too broad an assumption. Also you ignored my post -.-
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>>22786982
Haha that gave me a chuckle :)
Well, most of my friends are white. I'm African. I have black friends, but they often tend to be African as well, or mixed. I have nothing against African Americans, they are my niggas too. I'm black enough to fuck your mom, though.

You have a Fupa.
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>>22786961
lmao....... implying I could ever admire anyone over ride
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>>22786938
oh god the pain

You are into 15-17yo jailbait boys? idfk

>>22786982
Drinks a bit too much and listens to bad rock music

>>22786848
I'm sorry, but holy fuck do you look like a guy I used to hang out with. Does your name start with a D? (shot in the dark)
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>>22786976
Man you speak like a straight up G. Pic related.
>>22786982
Nah, not irl anyways, I'm pretty introverted in that way.
Doesn't know who is the father of her child
>>22786983
cheater.
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>>22786819
you swear alot
>>22786848
nothing bad to say, you seem to have everything together in life.
>>22786880
shut-in
(me 2 it's ok it'll all work out in the end)
>>22786903
secret weeaboo
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>>22786982
Has an illegitimate child, unsure who the father is/he's not in the picture anymore
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>>22786961
Who the fuck ever prefers Kanye over Ride?
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>>22787000
Heaps of people have been saying that lol.
Nope, starts with a S
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>>22786991
Good to know.

>>22786992
Just bored. Didn't mean to ignore. >>22786903
Can't grow a full beard.

>>22786995
:)

>>22787000
Don't drink enough. And music is ok.

>>22787003
>>22787007
I know the father of my child.
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>>22786890
I have a baccalaureate in registered nursing, and in pre med for army medicine. I'm going to be in school for the next 9 years as i try to become a cardiologist :/

You've got a chode bro... noo :(
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>>22787003
I actually like all those things my nigga Tyrone said.

Was I right, though? Of course I was lol
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>>22786846
it's quite obvious you eat too much. other than that I can't guess your behavioral history.
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I'm on my phone formatting is haaard
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>>22786938
"that girl" that goes to parties and gets too drunk, and ends up behind closed doors with someone she barely knows.
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>>22787060
do have kik?
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>>22787006
I have shut-in tendencies, yes. :P

The other mugs you own pale in comparison to that work out art
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>>22787069
No. I hate promiscuity, and very picky with men. But I do get too drunk so spot on with that.
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>>22786938
>guys, come give me attention
>im wearing pretty cat ears!
>give me attention
>tell me I'm cute!
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>>22786982
>>22786938
>>22786819
Cum too fast
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>>22786819
Sleeps with alot of guys
>>22786848
Has done or currently does some type of hard drug
>>22786938
Talks shit about other people behind their backs
>>22786982
Sensitive about her weight
>>22787046
Watches some really freaky shit when fapping
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>>22787080
It's a picture taken on halloween.
>>22787101
Not specifically desu.
Your mom is worried you might be gay.
>>22787083
micropenis holy fuck.
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>>22787125
My point still stands whore
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>>22787125
Haha my mom doesn't think I'm gay, well I don't think she does at least. I've been told I give off gay vibes sometimes but I'm pretty straight.
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>>22787060
Has a very, very high, girlish sounding voice

>>22787083
a thousand keks

>>22787101
too edgy for his own good

>>22787125
>hasn't confirmed or denied that my assumption about her liking teenage boys is correct
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>>22787070
I can get it.
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>>22787134
I know, I am. I have a problem and I need help and support, I've been looking at Edgy Teens Anonymous.
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>>22787134
I'm a teen myself, 18. But no I've always been with older 'men', my last partner was 7 years my senior.
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>>22787142
kek
white trash
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>>22787137
yeah please, you seem cool dude!
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>>22787147
Ay senpai guess who just got kik?
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>>22787166
give name pls
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>>22787170
Jack.Dent is my username.
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>>22786819
Stupid and has slept with too many guys
>>22786845
Sensitive about ur hairline
>>22786848
Too many mistakes surrounding drugs in your life
>>22787132
Real talk you look fun 10/10 would do stupid shit with. As for a bad assumption you probably watch nasty taboo porn

>>22787046
You remember everything that has ever happened to you since you were born

>>22786982
Drink too much making you actually like the bump it on your heard
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>>22787181
Alternate pic for your judging pleasure
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>>22787181
>>22787185
You seem pretty chill too, and as a bad assumption I'm guessing you make plans then flake out on them
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>>22787181
Would fuck
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>>22787191
I only have 1 friend I spend time with so I NEVER FLAKE ON PLANS
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>>22787196
Same with me, only 2 or 3 good friends I hang with, then a bunch of acquaintances
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>>22787194
What a great assumption thank you
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>>22787201
You're welcome
Make an assumption on my picture
>>22787083
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>>22787134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oegmgcModo
judge for yourself i guess.
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>>22787101
>>22787181
Correct :(
Haven't touched anything but weed for a bit over a year now though.
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>>22787206
You're a gross piglet and your mom is ashamed
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>>22787210
Hahahaha
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>>22787208
Good man, drugs fuck with you, I got family who used to do anything they could get their hands on. Weeds fine though, I haven't smoked for a few weeks though.
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>>22787219
Yeah I learnt the hard way. Weed is still causing me issues in itself, but it's also got some positives to it so it's tricky.
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>>22787226
That's why I'm trying to stop smoking even weed, I don't drink either. If you don't mind me asking what did you used to use?
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>>22787181
>rude and skipped me
No

>>22787060
Blasphemous

>>22787006
Collects spiders in the hopes of finding a radioactive one

>>22786982
>wasn't bullied
Smokes meth recreationally

>>22786960
Have her

>>22787101
Isn't a bad baker

>>22787219
Smoke black tar all day
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>>22787232
From the looks of him, herron
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>>22787181
You have a bad relationship with your family because you've always been a little bratty cunt to them.

>>22787101
you drink so much you're anti social and there was no point in drinking.

>>22787046
you're either a virgin or dont ever have sex

>>22787006
You don't actually listen to american football often enough to have their album cover.
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>>22787259
My family loves me and my attitude is like an "oh youuu" thing for them. I do have a mean sense of humor though
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>>22787253
Damn man, the only reason I didn't get into hard drugs was because of my sister telling me one thing. "It looks like some fun life or some shit, getting high, selling shit and making money, seems fun right? It's not. It all just ends up with a bunch of teens in a dingy dark apartment all shooting shit up or smoking stuff off tinfoil." And the fact that her boyfriend OD'd like 6 times in our house and we had to use Narcan on him helped open my eyes.
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>>22786819
Am I the only one who came in hoping to cam sex op?
She left ..
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>>22787253
Who were you lel
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>>22787185
>strong brow development
>thin at the top of nose
>more chin fat than jaw fat
>tiny eyes despite the facial expression

transgender?
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>>22787259
I don't drink anymore cuz the last time I did I drank 3/4 of a handle of shitty vodka and ripped my window out of the wall trying to close it.
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>>22787261
Not a man but I can see it
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>>22787276
I'll consider that a yes.
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>>22787276
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>>22787279
didn't say you were a man.
don't be harsh to the trans ladies :C

You can be a lady I'm just saying I can recognize you used to be a man probs.
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>>22787266
I shot up h yesterday
First time. A girl I'm messing with is dating an addict and we met up with him because I felt like trying

Each time trying a new drug the first thing that comes to mind is that it wasn't all that
People get caught up by hanging out with addicts
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>>22787281
It was a moment of weakness
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>>22787276
>>22787282
jesus, your room must be chilly af
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>>22787268
No I'm here
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>>22787272
2nd
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>>22787289
The latches that lock it didn't break off so I can kinda shove it in and latch them so its not too bad
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>>22787286
I forgot to be politically correct oh no. Sike for real though I'm not a former man
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>>22787290
Girl leme clap them cheeks asl
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>>22787299
Even if you were a man I wouldn't care, you're like an 9/10 in my book
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>>22787299
it's not politically correct it's just being decent.

I mean, come on.

Be happy and not hateful jesus.
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Doesn't seem to be alot of assumptions going around now, so i'm gonna ask how everyone is doing this fine night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVadWk7ufZs
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>>22787293
Literally can't think of an assumption uhhh you live at home
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>>22787299
smile a little fuck you look pissed off or sad

show me a picture with a smile
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>>22787313
Rude and wrong
You were an ugly duckling in hs
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>>22787253
And my baking skills are questionable, you decide.
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>>22787232
That's good to hear. I feel hypocritical saying it but sobriety is underrated.
I rarely drink but I smoke way too much daily. I don't think I even get high at the moment, just stops me from being an anxious irritated mess.

Uhmm that's a long list, but pretty much started on dxm as a youngin (Google it if you need to), then started messing with weed and stuck with it, psychedelic binges happened somewhere through it all acid and mushrooms and such, a lot of mescaline when I figured I could cook it up out of cactus I could steal from people's yards, then started messing with pills and speed when I started going out clubbing and stuff, i had a lot of underlying issues fueling my drug use so all through it I was diagnosed with some stuff and prescribed valium for panic attacks which then turned to a Xanax prescription which has left with me around 2 years of my life I can barely remember what I was doing, still bit headfucked by that one, anyway I had a girlfriend that had a 2 year old son that wasn't mine but was starting to call me dad so i was like whoa wtf this kid looks up to me so I can't not know what I'm doing, so I put my self on a waiting list for a detox place and went there and got off Xanax, when I got out I think my gf didn't think I was getting better fast enough and we ended up splitting up, I ended up connecting back with old friends who happened to be into ice at that point, lots of great, chaotic but mostly horrible times from there, lead to police trouble, realised it was all fucked up and not worth it disconnected from everyone and became a shut in that does art classes once a week but apart from that smokes copious amounts of weed and ruminates.

Sorry for the wall of text friend.
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>>22787307
Holy shit I never said anything hateful. Harden up. I'm pretty sure Transgender women/men don't give a shit if I slip up on 4chan.
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>>22787257
Surprisingly only did that once. Went through a pretty long oxy phase though.
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>>22787320
I've messed with DXM a while, I tried delsym for the first time , 1 5oz bottle and 1 3oz bottle, I ended up shitting my bed then was tripping on the toilet for a while. My weakness is mushrooms man, I've been trying so hard to stay sober but those wonderful fungi have a special place in my heart.
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>>22787314
Why do I need to smile for you, you're bhurt by half the things I say anyways lol
>>22787315
Middleschool. I lost 30 lbs the summer before highschool. Straight ugly before hand. I still have some of the ug don't worry
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>>22787321
YOU SAID SOMETHING THE COULD POSSIBLE BE INTERPRETED AS OFFENSIVE! YOU HATEFUL BIGOT!
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>>22787316
I can't help but be reminded of the batter, which tastes great

>>22787320
Feel like I'm the only one who started doing dxm after highschool
Very underrated as a drug imo
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>>22786819
>Incredibly insecure
>Tries to get her self-esteem from meaningless sex with whoever wants it
>Can't stand herself in the morning and eats away the pain

Ok, how close am I?
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>>22787331
Shit i'm tired, I meant "YOU SAID SOMETHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE INTERPRETED AS SOMETHING OFFENSIVE! YOU HATEFUL BIGOT!"
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>>22787329
Yeah I was going to end that with '(and still is)'
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>>22787287
The people you hang around definitely has a lot to do with it! I agree entirely!
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>>22787338
Idk why you're trying to roast when it looks like you haven't slept for a fortnight
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>>22787332
The problem was I was operating on full retard and decided to frost it as soon as it came out of the oven. I wasn't thinking straight though, I got FUKED UP ON DAT DANK CATNIP BRUH with some kitties
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>>22787320
I see your problem.
You dated a girl who already had a kid.
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>>22787346
Omg who's cats Omg they look so feral and snyggly Omg
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>>22787332
dxm was the bomb while my long bender lasted but I couldn't do it now if I wanted to. It's left a reaction to throw up almost instantly if I ingest it or sometimes even smell it.

I think I abused it way too much though, think it disconnected me a bit from reality and I never got quite back.
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>>22787354
My friends cats, her mom rescues them so they have like 7 cats and its like WOW.
Here's muh nigguh Oliver
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>>22787343
It's like even a productive change, it takes consistency in the form of social circle (eg at least fit to stay motivated on a lifting schedule)

>>22787345
When I took that pic I probably hadn't

>>22786819
Quiet one of her friends
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>>22787353
Should I have not done that? It was probably the healthiest most mature relationship I've had in my life lol.
The kid was also the coolest kid ever.
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>>22787354
And here's a cold blooded killer, Stinky. This fucker brings back fully grown rabbits on the reg
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>>22787356
Permafried
Been touched by the gods have we
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>>22787358
That one is ugly and looks tired of your shit give me the long hairs
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>>22787363
Stinky u 2 cute
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>>22787361
Theres always a woman out there who could provide such a relationship & make you the biologixal father of the coolest kid ever. Thats just my perspective though.
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>>22787364
I hope not. I really wanna believe in neuroplasticity.
That's a strange way to phrase it..
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>>22787367
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
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>>22787369
Childless woman* biological*
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>>22787374
Requesting Stinky dump
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>>22787365
OLIVER IS A MAJESTIC BEAST, HES NOT UGLY!
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>>22787382
Get Oliver off my screen
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>>22787378
The cats arranged the toys in a creepy alignment, its like a cross cuz notice theres one on the left and right too.
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>>22787378
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>>22787369
He looks like 19
I'm 23 and I would maybe be ok playing temp daddy. My mom was a single mom

>>22787370
I think within the next decade we'll see biofeedback equipment that helps speed that processes

>>22787387
Oliver should make a stinky cat joke at your expense involving a mirror
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>>22787389
Stinky is training the other cats to be more agile. He's using the toys like you would use cones when teaching someone to drive
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>>22787391
What are you saying this was an a and b conversation regarding Stinky the cat. C YOUR WAY OUT
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>>22787392
The toy alignment and the next couple pics im gonna post are like 3 years old. This is Stinky's BFF Pretty Lady. And Stinky would be the one teaching them, hes the ALPHA CAT
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>>22787391
I'm 24 actually lol, I was 21 at the time of the relationship though. It was sort of fulfilling playing temp daddy as the kids dad was even more of a drop kick then me and would teach the kid to swear, punch stuff, bang his head against walls, etc, etc, for his own amusement.
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>>22787399
Ayyyy lmaooo
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>>22787391
The only time I play daddy is when I'm donkey fucking a bitch with daddy issues anon.
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>>22787399
Whatever you made an assumption on the wrong pic anyway
Im 3rd
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>>22787410
You said 2nd. I see. My assumption is that you're a douche based on the pic alone.
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>>22787399
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>>22787406
Asshole

>>22787408
Badump tss

>>22787413
Rude and wrong
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>>22787403
>>22787407
>>22787415
Stinky is my hero
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>>22787420
Hes the hero suburban MA deserves
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>>22787423
shit wrong pic
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>>22787421
You wonder why everyone makes eye contact with your chest

Also, filename you phony
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>>22787428
But he doesn't give a fuck about collateral damage, look at the before and after of the shelf. A horrible accident happened where fucking fucking tallboy almost tipped forwards completely. And my facial expression is an OH SHIT one
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>>22787421
You have a lot on your mind


Yes I made a joke about your forehead
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>>22787437
He's a smart man
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>>22787446
Today i'll get some piping hot fresh off the presses pics of stinky
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>>22786831
frecuenlty confused as a minor
>>22786841
never gets laid
>>22786845
presumes having money but doesn't
>>22786848
hard drug user
>>22786880
wants to be funny irl but he can't

(i'm a girl, i regret cutting my hair like this cuz in some pics i look like a boy)
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>>22787482
another pic
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>>22787482
Incorrecto
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>>22787482
Well I definitely didn't write that with my own makeup

Fantasies about moving to Japan
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>>22787482
May sound like an arrogant asshole when I say this, but nope, I've also been the funny guy in my friend group.

You have tumblrina tendencies (but still p cool)

>>22787421
you.never.fucking.participate.
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Oh yes, this will be great.
>>22786819
Doesn't shave her butt.
>>22786831
Tried styling his hair in that way to decrease the size of his forehead.
>>22786841
Put his hand in his pocket to make the weird shape so that people would think his bulge was larger than it is.
>>22786845
Has poor hygiene, especially with regards to nails.
>>22786848
Writes shitty poems about his first world problems in order to impress chicks but has only received pity-sex unbeknownst to him. :(
>>22786880
Sometimes cusses in his head towards his mother.
>>22786903
Calls people "faggots" to hurt their feelings.
>>22786905
Has cheated on his past big booty ho.
>>22786938
Has probably made lots of insecure girls cry and somewhat enjoys this fact.
>>22786982
Consumes copious amounts of illegal drugs.
>>22787006
Has pet his cat before while he jerked off and didn't feel weird about it.
>>22787046
Is proud that dropped out of high school for no good reason.
>>22787060
Pretends to be religious in order to appease his parents.
>>22787101
Has put that finger up his bum before and sniffed it. Sexually.
>>22787181
Has used her boobs to extort money from less-than-aware men. Gaslights during relationships in order to always seem the victim so that nobody can blame you for any wrongdoing during break ups.
>>22787421
Doesn't brush her teeth daily.
>>22787482
Finds racist jokes hilarious but takes it too far.
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>>22787584
It's an air pocket from my hand to the bump of my dick and I'd rather it wasn't there

Anyway, has a decently high number of sexual partners and an even larger e-dating history
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>>22787584
I've had one boyfriend all of my life but yes I have boobs
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>>22787610
You're so pretty, and classy
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>>22787612
Didn't you call me ugly earlier lol
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>>22787615
No
And I meant in the way you handled that not the fact that you stuck with one dude that isn't me
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>>22787584
is a vocal pessimist
>>22787181
is a judgemental person
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>>22787640
Everyone in here is judging each other by the way
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>>22787643
there in lies the point
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>>22787650
Good one
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>>22787654
so what is your negative judgement then
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>>22787584
No putting my finger up my butt and sniffing it. Sexually.

And you wait a long ass time to do the dishes at your place.
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>>22787658
That you tan and have possibly been compared to an oompa loompa in the past. Also looks like you get no sleep
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Found another pic of Stinky to appease his loyal fans.
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>>22787640
Is a 3rd grader trapped in a 30 year olds body
Nifty beads
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>>22787665
no holding back on that one haha but no I don't tan, Just from the coast. you are right about being deprived of sleep
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>>22787674
<3
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>>22787680
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>>22787675
sometimes I feel that way man
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>>22787679
You're very orange but maybe it's just the pic. You look like something crushed you in the past and sticks with you every day
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>>22787674
Wtf that pic is BABBY small
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>>22787691
Luv u stinky I'll name my next cat after you
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>>22787695
Stinky is the best cat ever
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Tangerine Cat is also breddy gud
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>>22787683
Look into an asperger diagnosis
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>>22787686
Deep
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>>22787716
Not really tho
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>>22787719
At first I thought it was going to be a pun about being discolored then I realized we were playing armchair psychologist
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>>22787695
Baby Stinky
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>>22787732
Is that what motivated you to start lifting brother?
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>>22787711
You get the shit kicked out of you regularly don't you
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>>22787584
crippling insecurity
>>22787487
no direction in life career wise
>>22787437
permavirgin
>>22787421
mentally scarred from traumatic childhood experience, seeps into inability to hold relationship
>>22787407
cat
>>22787219
peaking now, no future plans.
>>22787060
contemplating homosexuality (not that that is a bad thing, but I have a feeling your parents are against it)
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>>22787770
The opposite usually
Is it because my eye in the pic? Because that definitely wasn't from a loss
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>>22787770
Current hand btw
I'm up 2 in a week and a half brother. When I took that pic I was a bigger roll
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>>22787781
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>>22787773
Thats creepy as fuck man, i went to a party recently and a guy gave me money and dexies in exchange for sucking my dick. It definitely enjoyed myself but looking at his face was kinda a turnoff.
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>>22787787
I don't know why, but my wildest statements are usually the most accurate.
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>>22787793
Do me
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Assumptions about my baby? Male? Female? Sat? Ind?
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>>22787823
It's a hermi bro
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>>22787811
Doesn't actually do much boxing/mma training, but watches a lot so thinks it makes him qualified.
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>>22787827
Why do you say so?
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>>22787830
I've trained
Lol at watching contemporary boxing or mma though, definitely not

>>22787836
Just being an asshole, hermi's typically come from shit genetics
You legit don't know? My eye isn't great but I'd definitely say sativa. Can't tell you much else
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>>22787146
Not by any means. It's not uncommon outside murica.
>>22787584
True.
If I tried it on you you'd poison my food.
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>>22787823
Sativa based on how thin and long the plant is growing. Hard to say if male or female because you're still in a veg state. You'll know as soon as you see little hairs or little balls in the joints of the stems. Looks like a healthy plant though
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>>22786940
>>22786946
you lame as fuck lmao
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>>22787408
>>22787369
>>22787353
>women with a kid can't have another
Is this what neckbeards actually believe? There's nothing wrong with dating someone who already has had a kid, and it's relatively common for adult-aged dating.
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>>22786946
>>22786940
hey wait this isnt mental illness general
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>>22786819
"not like other girls" but still listens to taylor swift all day and thinks "netflix" is a hobby
>>22786831
screams racist shit on pol all day long but is a pussy irl
>>22786841
into traps and insists it's not gay
>>22786845
into post-hardcore
>>22786848
talks about 'genetics' on r9k
>>22786880
24 and lives at home
>>22786903
comes off as nice to get contact deets then incessantly creeps for nudes and never learns to stop
>>22786905
28 years old and hooks up with 14 year olds
>>22786938
tumblr feminist, lie about how many guys you've been with
>>22786982
"when his height starts with 5"
>>22787006
You're one of those faggots that goes on about how stem is the only acceptable thing to study but will end up unemployed anyway because you're too fucking autistic to get through a job interview
>>22787046
Everyone else outgrew emo in 2007 what the fuck are you doing
>>22787060
brag about your shit basic job because all your friends are unemployed, but it's actually still just a shit job
>>22787101
"nasty cake" yeah you're probably into loli or some shit

....the fuck is with all these weird photos in the middle hear of cats and shit

>>22787181
cigarette smoker, not like other girls, shits on feminism to feel like one of the boys, muh anxiety
>>22787487
every time weird losers says creepy sexual things to you on here you get super turned on by it
>>22787584
You're just plain fucking crazy
>>22787640
keep working out until somebody loves you
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>>22792466
I do live at home, but I'm only 19, my nigga
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>>22786819
can devour dick as if it were your last sausage on earth.
>>22786831
r9k poster, looks insecure
>>22786841
still in the closet
>>22786845
probably stole some kid's bike to pay for those shades
>>22786848
smoke too much weed for your own good
>>22786880
looking at your children in your hand in thoughtful recognition of your nonexistent sex life
>>22786903
tries to be funny, got sunburned trying
>>22786905
"i swear guys, this was a candid"
>>22786938
you look like a bitch
>>22786982
how's the crystal meth?
>>22787006
virgin but seems to be very comfortable with that
>>22787046
graduated from wearing Tapout and Ed Hardy
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>>22792466
Used to have anxiety. I do think social media feminists are retarded though. But that goes for anyone who airs their bullshit to the world. I have never tried a cigarette.
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>>22792523
i actually graduated from wearing shitty emo bands tees and tight ass colored pants
>>22792466
whats emo about an undercut
>>22787584
i graduated and in college
>>22787259
not a virgin and i have get laid often
>>22787181
i actually have a really shitty memory
>>22787101
you are correct
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>>22792466
Nah, I think feminism and tumblrinas are bullshit. I'm pretty conservative and think gender roles are needed in life. Don't lie with the amount I've been with, since it's a small amount ;p.
>>22792523
I am.
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>>22792466
What's r9k?
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>>22792975
check below m8.
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>>22792523
kek

My negative assumption about you is that you do not understand the David Bowie reference, which is bad, my friend
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>>22792466
watches movies for 14 year olds
>>22790702
generic hardcore guy
>>22790283
generic supermarket color redhead
>>22787811
generic macho teenie
>>22787640
kitschy as f
>>22787584
has anxiety issues
>>22787487
sea turtle face
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>>22792523
Lol i love racial stereotypes.
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assumptions coming.
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>>22793474
Sucks good cock
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>>22787640
looks like a kiddy diddler
>>22787811
probably beat his girlfriend up once when he was drunk and forgot
>>22790283
you probably tried to force your boyfriend to have a baby with you just so you could keep him in your life forever
>>22790702
gas station lifer
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>>22786819

Midget proportions, would go down on me in a seconds notice.

>>22786831

Justakeed, never taken seriously or respected

>>22786841

Wishes he was black

>>22786845

Thinks he's white, smokes too much weed

>>22786848

Drug problems, sleep deprived

>>22786880

A confused, eccentric young man


>>22786903

A complete faggot

>>22786905

Has bad thoughts about his nieces


>>22786938

Just an overall weird chick, quirky, socially awkward

>>22786982

Doesn't let me see my kids, takes all my money and uses them for drugs

>>22787181

Penis envy


>>22787584

Never been kissed, watches too much Netflix
Actually. That was kind of a roast. I'm sure you're all great, I don't want to assume bad things about my fellow anons and femanons. Have a wonderful weekend and be safe.
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>>22793677
What does penis envy mean
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I'm curious as to what your worst is.
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>>22793711
IT guy
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>>22793711
real friendly dude, possible rage problems while drunk though
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>>22793714
Close, but not really. More or less diagnostics, but not on computers.

>>22793725
Nah I typically get giggly, talkative and affectionate. Haven't been drunk in years though. Didn't really like it.
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>>22793711
Terrible accent

>>22793677
Nazi

>>22793474
Thinks smoking weed is hardcore af

>>22793452
Chest is actually a blanket

>>22792466
Avoided by most in public

>>22790702
Idolises prison and/or crime

>>22790283
Still watches skins
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>>22794224
Forgot pic
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>>22794253
Killed 8 people in Paris earlier this week.
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>>22794253
Wholly thoughtful -- too thoughtful
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