Time for a new austhread
>post postcodes
>meet up and eat kebabs
2566
Can travel to most places in syd tho
4109
need some halo5 buddies for co-op campaign if you all aren't too busy playing fallout4
>>22770432
>eating kebabs
This isn't some new gay euphemism is it?
>>22771413
>he/she hasn't had a cheeky kebab with the m8s
23/f/4503
I'm not as keen for a kebab as I am for a stiff drink.
24 (in 5 days) / m / 3038
which of the 50 kebab places are we going to
4300
just moved here, need friends desu senpai
>>22771520
21/M btw
>>22771481
>I have something stiff for you
>>22771481
Kik?
>>22771413
If you're into hat sort of thing then I guess.
>>22771541
>making such an obvious joke
The balls on you.
4703 18/m
Whats up guys
bump 4 Australia
4221/f
no kebabs for me thanks they make me feel sick
>>22770432
18/m/4000
2110 checking in.
These Aus threads are dying down, yo. I'll blame the exams
Anyone know good late night pubs? Somewhere that isn't too crowded or expensive I mean.
3057 reporting for duty
Help a nigger out.
Ive got an early 30s family friend to buy a present for. It was sort of his birthday yesterday and i still havent got him anything. What do?
I have no idea what to buy :/
Voucher or gift card could be good?
Also 28 f 6017 reportan. Having a sick day from work, sooooooo bored already
>>22774894
Can't go wrong with gift cards/ alcohol if they drink.
22/m/4510
>>22774894
6050 yo.
>>22774914
I should have said i need to mail it over east too haha. Im not sure what kind of gift card i should get. Theyre such a copout gift but really i have NO idea what else to do :/
>>22774916
Howdy neighbourino
>>22774942
Howdy doody.
Shall we get our kebab on?
>>22774954
Do you want my lurgy?
I live too close to work. Id better not go out today.
>>22774942
Damn haha. I reckon go a coles myer gift card. Why are presents so hard.
fuck kebabs someone get a schnitty/ parmy with me
>>22774970
Slow down! Not suggesting we share a kebab. We can get one each. I will settle for a more private chat if you are game though...
>>22774942
>i need to mail it
As soon as it requires mailing you're no longer required to provide a gift.
At the very most a card in the mail. Cash in it if they're your grandchildren.
>>22775000
They always send us gifts. Im obliged. OBLIGED!!
>>22774971
Oooooooh maybe i should go for one of those visa gift cards! Awesome idea. Ill see if my post office sells them. Two birds one cup. Err stone.
>>22774986
Why is there a pause at the end. What are you IMPLYING there
Jesus fucking christ i dont know
Does it matter if you get this wrong?
Sometimes it doesnt load the question and i guess and it accepts my guesses.
>>22775102
>>22774986
Nothing sinister just a way to kill boredom
>>22775120
Promise you wont kill me and wear my skin?
Another time for sure. But not today
>>22775134
I only wear animal skin.
>>22775155
... smooth
>>22775195
For the most part. Are you?
>>22775199
I am awesome. But i am also an animal. So i am still concerned.
>>22775265
Don't be. The way I wear your type of animal is different.
23/m/2048
4109
ay b0ss
>>22775274
Uh-huh. "Type of animal"?
You'll be refering to me as a "female" next. Bet you get all the women with talk like that.
b-but there's an ausfag thread up already i was the last one to bump it
>maybe I should go the beach this weekend!
>it's forecast to be storming
>again
O-okay.
shameless promotion.
join #socaus on kik guys an gals
What's everyone getting their family for Christmas?
I have shit all ideas.
>>22776001
Can you not go anyway, if its one of those humid storms?
>>22776613
No idea. Might order dad some specialised shirt with old cars on it? But yeah i havent given enough thought to it yet either :/
6017 back. Chillin with the housemate watching venture bros on my sick day
>>22776676
What a lad, wish I had one of those birds
>>22777003
He poops on everything... but hes awesome.
Totally helping me feel better! With shrieks in my ear as an added bonus
>>22777051
Haha, I wouldn't mind it shrieking. Is it a parrot?
>>22777098
It's a lorikeet. You're a sad attempt at being aussie.
>>22777098
He's a he, not an it!
And yeah a hookbill - even budgies are parrots :)
>>22777104
Hahaha not like theyre native to half the country and wild/feral in the other? :p
>>22777104
STILL A PARROT M8
>>22777111
I see, he's cute then! And nice trips.
>>22777117
Thank you :D he is. Super QT.
Hes my housemates bird technically. But yknow. Kinda another housemate. We share food, chill on the couch... not netflix and chill tho. Oh no.
He just pooped on my leg though. Suddenly less cute.
4570. The chances are fucking slim
>>22777135
that's literally his best picture though
>>22777158
Fiiiiine obviously less of me is better.
He is helping me clean up.
/pooping everywhere.
>>22777185
haha. nah post yourself too if you want, no harm in that :)
>>22777197
He moves fast so my phone doesnt have a chance to keep up. A lot of pics of him are blurry :/
Can see he has shit condition feathers too. Housemate thinks its a self-harm kind of thing but as he doesnt pull the feathers out i think its malnutrition (we havent had him long). Buuuut we will ask at the vets on the weekend :)
Ugh. Feeling blocked up and way too hot again. Think ill have to go in to work tomorrow too :/
22/m/4670
Would love a big, meaty kebab right now
>>22777203
Good luck with all of that, it sounds very stressful
>>22777218
I bet you would
>>22777148
Do you have webbed feet?
24/m/3220
>>22777218
ayy bundyfag, that's where I was born and raised until I left when I was 18.
>>22777255
Of course anon, we need them for all the floods we get each year.
>>22776676
Love your taste in shows.
6970. Finished last exam for the year!
m 24 4556
gimme dem sextuples of septuples
m 19 4560
How is everyone's night?
>>22777326
Yay no more exams! What are you studying?
Also thank you. I know its an old show but damn its pretty funny
>>22777370
Just finished the housework! But not feeling great... feel like ive run a marathon. Damn cold.
What about yourself?
>>22777374
On uni break so just chilling and playing melee on an emulator.
m 20 2118
Can anyone hook me up with weed or acid?
>>22777326
I finished today too :)
Forgot to mention I'm 19/m/3038 after all this
>>22777384
sounds awesome
>>22777372
Engineering student. Break is well deserved I think!
>>22770478
2567
Bumping for ausfriends.
fuck your kebabs, that aint got nothing on a good meat pie you cunts.
>>22779476
>good meat pie
Last time I had an actually good meat pie I was like fucking 5 years old.
>>22777418
Dark Pulse94 Skype. Throw me an add
>>22779514
There's a really good pie place in Dee Why. That's the only place I know though
>>22779476
Fuck kebabs, shawarma all the way.
who /4680/ here?
Anyone around Geelong/Melbourne?
27 m 4179
>australian prime time reality TV
>The Block’s Suzi Taylor dances topless on a boat
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/the-blocks-suzi-taylor-dances-topless-on-a-boat/story-fn8yvfst-1227607662387
2171/M.
Doubt anyone will be close by
4173
imma need some green
21 femanon central coast
I'd go a kebab, not worried about travelling to meet, just like to hang out with some chill people :)
18 m Brisbane
Just want something to do
>>22771481
This girl reporting in again (4503 for those who are lazy). How the fuck are yas?
>>22782080
Yeah nah she'll be roight
24/m/Gold Coastian reporting in.
Friday night is the cosiest night of the week.
>>22782084
Fuck yeah mate! Have a cuppla VBs and she'll be apples!
3012 hookup in Footscray for weed?
>>22782054
lets bang
4109 22/m what are you faggots up to?
no money till monday but i found some pills leftover from weeks ago, so i ate sum lol fkn git rekt cun
>>22782295
I can't at the moment but I may be able to in future.
>>22782313
Hahaha that's the way lad!
>>22782342
[email protected]
Stay in touch
3121
Literally can score easy heroin but no weed lmao
>>22782344
fuck cunt, its not too bad. feel like my desk is the D-Floor and im the DJ playing my own tunes in my own little world
>>22781979
Wanna come to Sydney?
Kik - DavidOfAustralia
>>22782357
Haven't had anything other than bud or valium in over a year, ya making me miss it all haha.
>>22781542
Has anyone been able to find uncensored versions?
24/m/4051
I'm not ready to sleep and waste this perfectly good night
>>22782099
Fucken oath cunt!
2320 broke up with gf and wanna chill with someone new who is also nice
>>22781979
I'm around central coast add me on snapchst and see if we like each other
Snapchst: big dick Dan (I can't change my name)
>>22770432
2222, anyone around?
>>22782634
the richie
>>22782636
da faq does that even mean senpai?
>>22782644
richie benaud the cricket commentator? he always said 2 as "chew"?
>>22782653
oh! I getcha now mate, haha. noice one
18/m/6054
Just moved here and bored as hell.
Up for basically anything.
>>22771936
Lol poooooon
>>22774226
You more of a taco kind of girl?
>>22783309
Pretty shit but easy to get weed
>>22770478
2564
>>22777418
2564 here got a kik?
>>22782515
Not sure I want to see them desu...
Ayy cunts, anyone else had a fun Friday night followed by a hungover morning?
Looking for chills, 4158
Kik is switchlight99 quicker to chat and stuff
Male / 21
22/m 2099
tfw no friends
Fuck me sideways.
If you haven't done your Christmas shopping yet, it's too fucking late. Too many people at the shops on the weekends holy shit I regret coming here.
ded thred
Sup melbz, me and my bro just had plans cancelled so we need something to do. Beer and grass is the name of the game, city or north burbs
>>22782596
>2320 broke up with gf and wanna chill with someone new who is also nice
>>22782601
>I'm around central coast add me on snapchst and see if we like each other
>Snapchst: big dick Dan (I can't change my name)
>big dick dan
I'm close, but as a straight man I have no interest in meeting up with someone who goes by the name 'Big dick Dan'
What happened with your girl, bro?
Sydney, Belrose (2085). Can travel. 25, M. Anyone?
>>22770432
4061
chillin poor week ayyyyyyy so not excited. but still nice relaxing weatherrrrr
>>22774484
a/s?
3450 reporting in
>>22787724
woops
18/M
6050, just fuck my life up family.
>>22777148
Jesus christ. I probably know you.
green in perth?
>>22784799
>>22784790
DarkPulse94 is my kik
melbourne couple here,
how is everyone tonight?
19/F/4116
Looking for a lift to the city because I left my car at my friends and need to get to work tomorrow morning ;(
If anyone is interested in a drive I can offer you my appreciation, company and a packet of mi Goreng.
>>22787907
Geelong guy here. Not too bad, but drunk and dazed.
How about yourselves?
4870 here, M, bored as, at home fallout 4..
>>22788011
Sure do you have a contact?
5164 raaaadelaide
also fallout 4
3156 shit's so green out here
>>22788011
Kik: thepathofhands
>>22788273
5008/m/22. I finally got it yesterday.
>>22788273
>fallout 4
Nigga I'm still playing the first STALKER game.
Sydney guy 2217 jvara94 21 yes olf
29 m 2800
Phericlis on kik and sc
Add me...
22/m/3350
Any women online who aren't complete bitches? I'm curious to know
18/m/4067
I cannot fucking wait to finish finals and go on a bender, so bored of this shit
2155 reporting
4074
20/m
Anyone looking to chill?
20 y/o trans mtf, 5 months on hrt... 110 pounds down >_<
2204 wat dooooo
2500
male seeking male
>>22793771
Ugly as fuck 2bh
>>22793771
christchurch?
>>22793771
abo? which tribe?
>>22793776
>LE FUGG YOUR LOOKS XDXD
kys
>>22793771
I don't date non whites, sorry
>>22793780
name a better abo cricketer
7009.
Tasfag.
>>22793770
fucking end yourself unless you stop treatment immediately and seek professional psychological help.
>>22793822
nah its cool
23 m 4212
Gold Coast
>>22790825
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
Got one more uni exam left guys. Then some more non-uni exams. Then I gotta find a fucking job. I want to go back 10 years.
4207/m here
anybody near me?
kik/snap anonymouschap
>>22794300
>tfw
I've done my exams for this year, now I'm almost in for a job. I want to go back ten years too.
on train to work in the city. looking for a new job around dinmore 4303 so less travelling
23/m/3128
fwb
straight
Any Melb peeps in here?
>>22796918
yerp
>>22797023
How's life on this lovely day?
>>22797048
bout time i let the sun in!
what are you up to?
23/m/3564
bored as fuck
>>22797068
Definitely a good idea!
Seeing my parent figure and going for a drive lol.
4305 m/19 reporting in.
21/M/6167
Someone help me not study for my last three exams this week please
any perthfags at uwa at the moment? all my friends finished their exams #sad
>>22798792
I'm perthfag but I go to ECU
27.m.4303 heading home going to redbank plaza later on
Evening ausfriends.
>chemo tomorrow
Shit's boring yo.
>>22799428
chemo, full on. you in melb? you want the last few scraps of cocain resudue? it's all i have
Melbourne/Swinburne Uni represent.
Another year of studying gone. Don't know when the next time I'll leave my house will be.
>>22799428
good luck with that man, must be tough.
>>22799704
I am tomorrow kek
been surprisingly busy straight after exams, it is making me feel very uncomfortable
24/m/2204
Just got out of hospital for attempting to an hero, what do.
30/m 3350
where hope goes to die
4510/m/22 looking for somebody to go get schnittys with fuck oath cunt im hungry
>>22799718
>>22799719
jesus christ this thread is depressing tonight :/
>>22799725
ikr?
I've gotten laid off 4chan a few times before though, so I live with hope - for now.
>>22799733
Were they attractive? Genuinely curious.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qX7wPYKj7K
2220 Hurstville.
>Chinatown.
22/M.
6030/M/23
only slight neckbear
>>22799739
Some were, some weren't. I'd say ranging from like 4-8/10.
>>22799816
Cool to hang out with too?
Or just wanted them laid and gone?
>>22799725
Clearly you've never actually been to Ballarat
Any Perth femanons? Never seen one on here before
any melb femanons around?
>>22799859
Does it still have an ice epidemic?
4740 kik-n0tjake
>>22799914
haven't heard so much about it lately
still a hole
>>22799901
Hello there, you called?
>>22799951
hello there QT.
What you up too? post code?
>>22793770
cute!
>>22799899
there is 2
one is like 28. dates like 3 guys a week
the other is like 19 bi has a bf and wont cheat.
sorry pal not getting anypussy here
Any gold coasters up at this hour?
Has anyone even heard of Geelong?
>>22800040
Yes, it's Victoria's version of Perth.
>>22800040
There is a shit afl team from there
>>22800038
yes
Weighing up sinking another 3hrs into F4 or sleeping.
>>22800042
Victoria's version of Newcastle.
>>22800038
yep
4216/25/m here
watching tfs because what else is there to do in bed?
>>22800067
M 4218 here... bussing home from my mates, probs gonna go have a chat with my mate at the local night owl, coz fuck it i aint tired
Btw not sure if ill have a different ip or not but i am the guy that asked
>>22800078
ha fair enough.
Do buses even go at this time of night? Didn't think we were so privileged
Any Sydney cunts still awake?
>>22800038
Heyyyooo 4221 here
male or female, I;m ready to fuck around regardless,
m/24/3167.
Fuck you deal with it
>>22800092
Yeah, only a couple, as far as i know only the 700 (gold coast highway) and 750 (robina station to broadbeach south) go at this time of night, not having a car is shit tier tho
>>22800182
Also hey, im that guy but on a different ip, you still up?
>>22800556
Yeah. I don't drive, so getting around is about as fun as being kicked in the balls. Good thing parents drive me places if I need to be there.
>>22782299
nice dubs
want to double up together?
>>22799667
>>22799709
Nah bros I'm fine. It's not cancer so the chemo is pretty mild. Could be worse. Some times I've seen people come in for chemo who basically have to drag themselves to a treatment chair and then immediately fall asleep as soon as someone's not talking to them. All told I basically look out of place in the chemo daycare room because I'm so relatively healthy.
My only problem is that I turned down this chick who wanted to come with me for moral support or whatever and I think I really hurt her feelings. It was really just because a) if you're not sick then you should stay away from hospitals because you will get sick b) it's boring as fuck, involves a tonne of waiting and c) the nurses would never stop teasing me about her if I brought her in even one time.
>>22770432
3074
19/f
bored af
>>22800595
I know how you feel bro, what are you doing today?
>>22788790
5016 M/23
>>22803179
you're like right next to my uni, 3173 m/23
>>22803132
Bruh, make sure to ask her if there's a next time.
3124 lonely as fuck
3220 anyone?
>>22804613
Geelong huh? My grandparents live there, decent place.
>>22804629
I think it's a horrible boring place lol.
>>22804638
I s'pose I feel differently just because I don't live there, aha. Lived anywhere else?
M21 98087.
>>22804608
Just want to add, I'm really bored, if anyone is down to meet up from the east melbourne area I'd be down, 18/m. If you shout me cones I'll like you even more.
>>22804639
I've lived in Northcote and Footscray as well.
I'd shout ya cones in Geelong if my fucking dealer would reply, been waiting for an o since 9 this morning.
2529 here
>>22774894
At that age (and hopefully with his own source of income), anything he wants he will have gotten for himself/will be out of your willing price range. If you have to get something, I guess a gift card or something consumable, since anything else is just superfluous.
27/F/2640 reporting.
>>22803179
23/3128/m
what's up?
>>22799963
shit i forgot about this thread.
3106
>>22804856
welcome back to the thread!
tfw first night in over a year without weed. shit's rough.
3220 sad times
22/M/5540
There's an unsurprising lack of SA representation.
>>22804856
3130 here
have kik or skype?
>>22804901
yea, i got kik, name's raspberyll
i don't use it often so i may not reply frequently
>>22804887
Gee. Sounds like you're longing for a good time.
>>22804914
Just want to stop thinking and get to sleep to be honest haha.
>>22804601
Yeah I suppose... At least if she comes along once I doubt she'll want to do it regularly.
>>22804892
There's plenty of SA rep, SA anons had (or attempted to) a meetup pretty recently.
>>22804904
messaged you, check kik
>>22804956
Fair enough, I haven't lurked /soc/ very much before now.
>>22804973
Leave! Run! While you still can!
>>22804979
It's too late.
/soc/ is incurable.
>>22804995
Apparently the only cure is suicide.
>>22804892
There was a pretty big meetup in Adelaide organised once, then some people trolled it with threats of rape and getting shanked.
All you plebs in Sydney should organise a meetup. There's one person I know who's actually met up and not pussied out.
>>22804997
That or finding a partner, but then again half of us wouldn't lurk /soc/ if we were capable of starting a relationship
>>22804997
Seems a little extreme
>>22805000
>some people trolled it with threats of rape and getting shanked.
If this wasn't 4chan, I still wouldn't be surprised by that.
>>22805008
Well I feel a bit out of place now since I'm in a relationship, it's an unhealthy one though so there's that though.
>>22805008
Maybe also getting a brain transplant from a normie.
>>22803593
as it turned out, I slept! Missed the entire day's play of cricket, but then again it wasn't much missed lol
