What would you boys do to me if we were alone for 15 minutes?
>>22758457
Read war and peace to you
>>22758457
browse /soc/ on iphone
>>22758457
Make you do my laundry.
>>22758457
trade memes
>>22758457
reddit on phone
I would preach the word of our lord Jesus
>>22758457
Cut your fingers off one by one
awkwardly stare at my phone and ignore you while occasionally shuffling in whatever I happen to be sitting on
>>22758457
Make plans to be alone for a whole night.
>>22758457
trade rare pepes
u like my pepe bby?
>>22758457
I would give you a rose, I would give you a kiss.
I would lay on your back if you were in a park and sneak up on you and whisper to your ear
"Hey, do you mind if I jirate my hips while I nibble your neck? I know me just met, is this awkward? You're so beautiful."
Anything kinky I guess?
>>22758457
1 minute of sex
14 minutes of crying
>>22758457
I don't know, I don't know what kind of person you are.
>>22758457
irl, i would just introduce myself and try to get to know you.
Show you my Star Wars and vinyl collections
>>22758457
Sit around and talk about dumb shit.
>>22758466
this
>>22758457
Ask who your favorite superhero is then tell you who mine is and go 14 minutes into detail why my favorite is better than your favorite
i would enter a straw in my ass and make you inhale my next fart
>>22758457
Ignore you while I watched TV, read a book, or browsed Facebook and played Fallout Shelter on my smartphone, occasionally trying to make awkward small talk with you and failing because you're so boring and self-absorbed, looking forward to when the 15 minutes were up and I didn't have to see your bland face anymore
>>22758457
Ask for a timestamp
You would be bound, raped, and creampied
make you join isis
>>22758457
Fuck a baby into you.
>>22758457
OP why though
why are you using my picture
>>22758457
I'd tell you your forehead is turning blue and its freaking me out.
>>22759083
>>22759078
I'd still do it. Cutie.
>>22759096
fuck offffffff
>>22758457
Attempt to beat you in a game of scrabble while sipping the finest brandy
>>22758457
foot worship/ smell your feet
>>22759159
try to take it as a compliment I guess. You are attractive after all
>>22759083
>>22759159
Hahaha you idiot, new to the internet eh?
>>22759417
I've been on /soc/ for 2 years.
>>22759417
>Hahaha
>idiot
>new to the internet
>eh?
I've seen through your disguise.You're done.
>>22759430
That's nothing to be proud about, missy.
>>22759435
Not implying that it is, I just don't know why >>22759417 thought I was new. This picture is 8 months old though so I'm surprised by it showing up now is all.
>>22759444
this is why smart people dont put their face on 4chan(unless they are ugly and forgettable which you are not)
hopefully you learned a little since then
>>22759444
His choice of language makes me view him as what is commonly referred to as a troll.
It doesn't even contain "newfag".
But you can assume that every picture you ever posted on the internet is saved somewhere, not only on 4chan.
possibly try to make conversation after 5 minutes of awkward silence, fail, and then stare at my phone until somebody else comes in or she leaves
Why is this thread ??
>>22759096
>>22759159
>>22759417
>>22759435
K E K
E
K
Normies are fucking hilarious.
>>22758457
alone 15 mins? boom shakalakalaka boom
Play Mario Kart 64 together
>>22758457
Make you eat a bowl of eggs
>>22758484
uwutm8?
jeez
I'd torture you interrogate you as to why in the thread your picture is a girl but you are a man.
>>22758457
Make awkward conversation until I find a topic of mutual interest which is a little unlikely because nobody else seems to be interested in the sort of shit I find interesting.
So make awkward conversation for 15 minutes
>>22758457
ignore you and focus on my vidya
try to convince you that you have the 2nd nicest smile I've ever seen (read: pretty mouth)
and then try to prego you in desperate hopes of keeping you in my life forever, through our love child.
10 minutes of tender mouthfucking then 5 minutes of cuddling after you swallow my load.
2bh.
..also moar
>>22758457
make u post a timestamp. so many keks on soc goddam
>>22760454
>child support
>female gets sole custody
gl with that buddy
1st nicest smile btw
Convince you to join a crusade with me.
>>22758457
Find out how good your deepthroating skills are.
>>22758457
hug you
>>22758457
Tell you to smile more convincingly, your eyes display no fucking emotion at all.
>>22758457
Rape
>>22758457
Ask you if you know the quadratic equation.
Discuss what we would do for a Klondike bar
>>22758457
Honestly just kiss cuddle and laugh, like one of those romantic comedies, i don't really care about sex anymore,i'm just sad and could use someone to care about me
>>22758457
>>22760485
>This
also time stamp
>>22758457
try to pretend i am comfortable
>>22761346
This is supposed to funny/gross keep your feels out of here!
>iktf
>>22761180
That would take like a minute tops. Ask her if she knows how to do a Fourier transform.
>>22758457
Probably talk about books or something.
