Roast thread. Come on hurtful as you can get
I'll be back for you all
>>22756689
Boring generic chad, no personality so has to try and get mildly above average look and pumped up body to get anywhere in life
>>22756689
signs show that you're getting skin cancer
>>22756698
country club/10, look like a snob
>>22756704
probably couldn't hold a decent conversation if you tried
>>22756735
you look like you enjoy eating used diapers
So you people aren't even roasting. Just rating negatively.
Fuck this is stupid.
>>22756964
did your mom cut your hair again squidward?
>>22756698
Why this bitch look like an 8th grade boy?
>>22756704
attention whore, but pretends like they're not like the other girls. most likely abused when younger, denies that was the reason why you're acting out now, this is originality not attention seeking!
>>22756964
one of the unseen men of the world. you'll never get anywhere.
Ain't no little anime weebshit can hurt me
>>22756689
When a girl kisses you, can she only feel your teeth?
>>22756704
You are probably the ugliest chick I've seen on soc, and that says something.
>>22756735
You look like my ex. In my heart that is an insult.
>>22756964
With your haircut I'd assume you're in a cult.
>>22756689
basic af. boring
>>22756698
secret chubbster
>>22756704
don't get too close to magnets
>>22756735
you look like Macaulay Culkin. CURRENT Macaulay Culkin
>>22756964
a 12 year old wouldn't want that haircut
>>22756997
says you. you look like you're still in middle school. how's algebra going?
>>22757764
Kind of ironic coming from a chick with a minuscule top lip
>>22757764
Nothing special about you. Making a dumb face trying to look attractive.
>>22756964
School shooter.
>>22756735
You look like a know it all when you actually don't know shit.
>>22757764
At least if the zombie apocalypse started youd blend in you pale ass hoe
>>22757792
>>22757803
do you guys not know what "roast" means?
little do you all know, despair makes up 99% of my life already and insults are the only thinking keeping me alive
>>22757811
Do you? Most of your 'roasts' are assumptions, this isn't a an assumption thread fag
>>22757792
Rather insult my pimple next to my minuscule top lip m8
>>22756689
You look like you would beat your wife
>>22756698
I have a felling you sleep your way to success
>>22756964
Shoot shooter, but you would fuck up and kill yourself
>>22757768
you look like one of the children of the corn, after being possessed by the devil
>>22757825
What the hells above the middle?
>>22757845
of the lip? cupids bow, ya know, something people with lips have.
this should give me a laugh
>>22757824
because these are based off of pictures not personalities or accomplishments, faggot. what else would they be?
>>22756698
The only real thing about this photo is your ability to hide body fat
>>22756704
I hope you're not a frequent flyer
>>22756735
Just when i didn't think guys could be anorexic
>>22756964
You're about 16 years late for columbine, better luck next time.
>>22757764
A+ just like your cup size
>>22757768
Image Name/10
>>22757820
If that's the case you look great
>>22757853
Above that dummy the dark lump
>>22756689
You look great.
>>22756698
You are exactly what i have in mind when i think "hot cousin".
>>22756704
Piercings are ugly.
>>22756735
Preach it!
>>22756964
Uh, eh, maybe you should grow your hair more.
>>22757764
Beautiful and bitchy, i love you.
>>22757768
HAHA I WONT FALL FOR THIS TRAP AGAIN
>>22757820
Great anime hair!
>>22757826
Kinda cliche look there, m8.
...
I JUST CANT ROAST
WHY
>>22757864
On the bottom lip? It was just freshly bitten since I have a habit of biting my lip.
>>22757858
Eyebrow game so weak even a five year old could draw them in better than you. Then again, you barely have eyebrows with space inbetween them bigger than any thigh gap you'd ever have. By the way, looks like your center of gravity is jacked up since your nose is going down to hell and your lip is barely rising to the heavens.
>>22757897
I'm just being nice to you because secretly I find you cute
>>22757826
This bitch squinting like he's a sexy bitch, but he's over here looking like Gollum. Chia pets grow hair better than you.
>>22756689
Catfish/10
>>22757764
Are you retarded? Why would you post in a roast thread if you're so insecure you have to defend against every roast with your bimbo faced self? Puffer fish have cuter eyes than you. You probably feel jealous of burn victims because even they have higher nose bridges than you.
>>22756704
Not much to say.
I take it you were going for that lesbian feminist look? Fuck the patriarchy right m8?
>>22756698
>Those shoulders
Curious you called >>22756689
A "Borng generic Chad"
When in all likely hood, You probably have one night stands or FWBs with chads quite often, hoping one will commit to you.
Well, face facts, you're a 7. You can't get a had to commit because all you bring to the table is your pussy. And that Chad up there is no different, he could do better than you, and deep down, you know that.
Friendly advice, don't be like every other only slightly above average white girl out there. Settle down before you are a used up slut that can even fuck a plumber
>>22756735
You don't need a roast bro
You do look like a weak little faggot, you need to fix that if you want any hope of leading a decent life
Go to the gym, start reading, educate yourself, progress in your career etc. Then wait for the grills to come my man.
>>22756964
Kill yourself
>More to come
Feeding my rabbits
>>22757931
you look like the type of face I see in the corner of a screen when I see a school shooting news story
>>22757858
You look like an evil witch tried to turn a pig into a human and stopped halfway. Given the option, I'd probably rather bang your halloween decoration.
>>22757858
Fuck you. I will not entertain your boring ass.
>>22757826
Your hair is 90% split ends, and the other 10% ran away to form that douchestrap.
>>22757896
God you're bad at this. Go back to wherever this picture was taken, jump, and for showmanship's sake do a flip.
>>22757826
Cut your hair sissy twink
Do you want to have a daddy pump his cum deep into your rectum? Because that's the vibe I get off you.
Besides the fact that you are clearly an autistic virgin. Do you have any friends in real life? Any worthwhile hobbies?
No, vidya doesn't count.
Don't raise your eyebrows when taking selfies, looks like you're on the verge of finding another chromosome in all that frustration. Unless you do indeed have Down syndrome, if you did atlesst you'd have some sympathy for being a fucking loser.
There's no way to fix you. You're ugly, therefore worthless.
>>22757820
Look it's that one guy we all picked on in high school who grew up and sold all of his sonic memorabilia to rent his first (basement) apartment.
Hi Spergy!
>>22756704
Calls other people attention whores but in real life she cuts her self for attention. You hair looks like fucking witch hair and you can't pull off those peircings and seriously If you can put on make up just stop trying. Also you probably smell like tobacco smoke or something disgusting 24/7 . In other words you're a loser
>>22757768
Did you lose your eyebrows in a snowboarding accident, or did they just run away from your Kim Pine-esque face?
>>22758001
Probably bigger shoulders than yours, nice roast btw made me laugh
>>22757764
You look like the type of girl who'd grow up, settle down for some normie, then end up drowning her children in a bathtub.
>>22756735
Like if the Thin White Duke got AIDS
>>22756704
With the amount of rocks and metal in your face I'd assume you were in some sort of horrific mining accident.
>>22757743
Literally too easy
>>22758081
kek. I have a massive crush on Kim Pine so I'm 100% okay with this post.
>>22756689
You look like the guy who drugs and rapes high school juniors at frat parties.
Like a douchey, douchey Bill Cosby. Except you aren't funny.
>>22758090
Are you natty?
>>22757931
Why do you bother living?
>>22757764
Not much to roast, id gladly shove my small fat chode down you're throat. Give me your number to arrange it
>>22758163
Fashionable as fuck m9
>>22758131
Who wouldn't a Kim Pine?
>>22758163
>>22758064
>>22758001
I think you're confusing "roasting" with "projecting your issues on others in an unfunny and hurtful way"
Roasting wouldn't be roasting without the comedy aspect.
>>22757896
love your jacket
make me cry
>>22759114
Nice job stealing that picture from someone's Facebook, you even went to the length of grabbing your sister's faggotboy looking girl friend.
Grow a pair and post a picture of yourself next time.
>>22758911
Christ are you always a know it all faggot?
>>22759174
I appreciate that you stopped using the leaf blower on your cock long enough to take a photo for us, but jesus christ at least turn the thing off first.
>>22756704
>I have trouble making my eyes go cross eyed, can you help me out senpai?
>Yo girl I got you covered
>>22757825
You aint fooling anyone trying to hide those mouth herpes
>>22757858
I bet you use this photo across all of your social media accounts
& you don't even correct people when they mistake you for the girl on the left.
bring it
>>22759942
It's not fair roasting someone based on a picture of them after they've clearly suffered an allergic reaction
>>22757743
Why do you still have milk teeth? Is your mum still saving up to put money under your pillow?
>>22757820
Your mother cries when she sees you because it's brings her memories back about her drinking when she was pregnant
>>22757826
Mole eyes.
>>22757858
Get rid of the nose piercing, you don't need to be bringing more attention to that thing
>>22757931
Looks like the kind of dude that marries a fat chick and gets bossed around for the rest of his days
>>22759114
Your a ambush not a trap
>>22759174
You need to push your hair down to cover the five head.. you look like Jimmy neutron
>>22759942
Your an Aryan race failure, they were close but it went wrong
>>22760480
You look like the TSA agent who repeatedly checked my dick for weapons that one time.
>>22760620
Doesn't post picture, wishes other men would touch penis... Neck beard spotted
>>22758064
Yeeeah you're self projecting there mate, also i dont even play video games anymore sooo
>>22758037
OK this come is pretty good 10/10
>>22760648
I'm too easy to roast
>>22757820
At least you aren't tripping anymore.
>>22757931
BAZOOPER
>>22759114
Sweden
YES
>>22760767
Don't act like a little bitch, you asked to get roasted, so take it
You are physically revolting. Cut that hair, shave that shit facial hair, stop being a little fag, and maybe you won't have to kill your self just yet bro.
>"S-self projecting!"
Good one la
