Last one died. Roast thread do your worst to everyone
Take a shot
Tear my shitty fashion apart. Most of y'all already know what I look like.
>>22737738
That nose is longer than the Nile river
>>22737738
At least you don't look so slutty in this picture (I'm assuming you are the slut girl with the boobs pressed together) however thank good for makeup because without the two inches you have on you would be a dog for sure
>>22737738
Shit extentions
>>22737748
Faggot
>>22737753
Compensating for a little dick
I don't try to be rude but why not?
>>22737738
I think it may take a firehose to get that much make up off.
>>22737748
With the picture that shaky, I expect Bigfoot to be walking by in the background.
>>22737753
If you're wit is as thin as the beginnings of your receding hairline, that body may actually be your best trait.
>>22737765
AreYouEvenTrying.jpg
>>22737768
Post your face so we can disgrace it :^)
>>22737799
WhyDontMenLikeMe.jpg
>>22737811
Damn that's a big forehead and nice swerve roasting me, thought you'd have a brain within that huge forehead
>>22737811
fine. here, witchypoo
>>22737765
you have the roasting skill of an 11 year old. probably too insecure to post a picture of himself
>>22737738
>>22737799
>>22737811
itt women failing to be mean
>>22737828
I wasn't trying. I don't want to be roasted hence I would have posted a photo.
But I remember you, you're in every rate thread. I nicknamed you cabbage patch kid
>>22737838
You're ugly but at least you aren't stupid, you are so ugly that at least you know it that's why you don't put up any pictures because you know what the response would be.
>>22737831
Nice one dip shit it's kind of hard to be mean when I'm the the first poster
>>22737738
Ugly, fat, and trying real hard not to show it
>>22737748
Faggot
>>22737799
I would feel bad roasting you your face is so fucked up
>>22737811
Winner of the tiniest lips on earth contest
>>22737828
Weird ginger guy that takes way too many pictures of himself
>>22737864
She aint fat tho hahah
>>22737869
She's got quite a bit of chub. Hence the excessive contour she puts on her face to "add definition"
>>22737907
Fat. Sucked in face. Pushed out ass. Body so posed she has to hold on to something to keep it up right. Just a regular whore on the chubby side.
>>22737753
You look like a muscle-bound Zuckerberg and that's too much jew for me.
>>22737811
Where's the broomstick?
>>22737907
>>22737958
He's right
>>22737811
If you "appreciate what God gave you", why do you cover it up like a leper with 2 pounds of makeup? :^)
>>22737804
OK, that one made me laugh.
>>22737828
I think I see the slender man somewhere in this picture, thankfully you're safe because you don't have a soul to steal.
>>22737831
>women
Kekked
>>22737848
> I don't want to be roasted so I didn't put up a photo
Literally cannot dish it out and take it as well. I may want a vagina but you're a much bigger pussy than me.
>>22737975
>Literally cannot dish it out and take it as well.
That's what you're doing right now retard.
Hmu faggots i'm pretty much perfect
>>22737996
The mask of crushed up rocks you have on is perfect. Let's see the zombie underneath it
>>22737996
bait
>>22737984
I posted already I'm >>22737799
>>22738020
Should have mentioned your id would change when you posted again, dumb bitch
>>22737996
Your lips remind me of my asshole.
>>22738031
How was I supposed to know it would happen?
I just had to appeal a permaban when I was posting it. That must have changed it.
>>22737738
Ayy, finally you reveal that 'conventionally attractive face' and 'slim body'. Tits don't count when you're fat.
>>22737748
I think I'd pull that outfit off better ;)
>>22737753
Still determined to turn you into a doormate m8
>>22737799
You look just as insane as Jennifer Jason Leigh in Single White Woman.
>>22737811
You suck at shoop.
>>22737907
Lmao, you are good at the fat grill angles.
I'm >>22737996
But someone else posted me. Nice to see. (M8, I never post without rating first, so gj)
>>22738747
You can try ;)
Damn most of you post same overused pics, I got a feeling most of you are fake. Oh well let me teach you all how to capture perfection :*
>>22737907
Good to see youre not fake :>
>>22737828
already know ure not fake lad but wheres ur goddamn gorilla mask
>>22738852
gorilla mask pic was gold :(
>>22738747
Damn you really are holding on to this fat girl thing. It's cute to see desperation
>>22737811
You forehead is huge compared to your eyebrows and lips. Pic related to your nose.
>>22737738
It looks like you naturally do the duck face.
>>22737748
I can see you have a lot to hide by how blurry your picture is.
>>22737996
Where the fuck did your finger nail go? Not only that, but all the mascara in the world couldn't make those lashes look good. #tryhardbitch
>>22738913
Too*
You are deffo on the chubbier side. Those long skirts are pretty deceiving, and heels are a chubsters friend ;)
You legit look like a passable MtF.
>>22738913
>>22737996
I see a couple of people that need to read the title of the thread.
Don't post in a roast thread if you can't take the heat.
>>22739046
For the record, I didn't post that picture of myself. Nor did I counterattack anything said about me kek.
>>22738973
You could pass for a corpse
>>22739073
Necrophiliacs wet dream :)
тбh faм lmao
>>22738913
Your dress looks like a burqa, why the fuck does it show that wee bit of skin. You look like you're undecided between looking like a nun with that thick black dress, and going full whore, and you've harnessed the worst of both. You're like Mac and Cheese served on a cheap, fake Persian rug.
>>22738852
Your nose looks like it doesn't want to belong to your faggot face. You look like someone who adopted the "sensitive guy" look, not out of your own will, instead, out of the simple fact that you're too much of a faggot to man up, and the impression that stays is that you're a faggot.
>>22737996
Disgusting ear lobe, looks like it was raped by a rat every night for three months
>>22737907
Is that your costume of a near-empty toilet paper roll with a pineapple on top?
>>22739447
Heere's anon
>>22739455
Why the fuck would you take a topless pic looking like that
:)
>>22738913
You are not fat, just leave soc forever before it's too late
>>22739480
For being roasted
>>22738913
Literally standing next to a coke bottle and still looking fat
>>22741131
>world's flattest ass
>>22738747
>You look just as insane as Jennifer Jason Leigh in Single White Woman
I just read up her role for that movie and I had to go find some ice for that ridiculous burn. I got Rekt, Ggnore.
>>22738747
This fatty called someone else fat. Haha. Pig.
>>22739455
>spots
>moobs
>fat belly
>9 year old pants
Why live?
>>22739489
craterface, already fucked
>>22741131
fake/10
>>22739489
sphinx nose and everything
>>22739455
Insecure piggy :P
There we go.
Will roast some if I got some time.
>>22737738
>"Take a shot"
>I bet a lot of guys have on that forehead.
>>22737811
>That window in the background is a perfect representation your face after a night out.
>>22742486
This paki seems mad that no girl will ever let him cum on them
>>22739455
Everything about this picture just screams "I live in a trailer park and fuck my sister."
>>22739489
Mars called, it wants it's craters back.
>>22742438
I hate making hiJabs at girls but you're one of the few girls that would look better covered up.
>>22742497
Hmm. Not bad anon. 6/10
>>22737753
Nice Rolex Submariner, but which part of your body is so small that you need an 8.000,- $ watch to compensate it?
>>22742486
Nice E.T. Fingers
>>22742472
If you want to grow a beard you have to make sure you actually can.
Roast me fagets
>>22742829
Kind of hard without a picture haha
>>22737996
Eyebrows not symmetrical, sausage fingers so probably a fatty beneath those shoulders, also the fuck you doing with your mouth? It makes me want to punch you.
>>22742472
Your ears stand out so much you remind me of Dumbo, you about to fly away?
> tfw I can not roast for shit.
I bet you can't roast anything. if you can, pls b vry gentle for I am a delicate flower
>>22737738
you spend so much time on your eye brows when they look like shit. I'm a 6/10 on a REEEEALLY good day and wouldn't even waste my time looking at you. You're probably only good for your body and oral skills which is what 90% of the men in your life use you for.
>>22737748
too blurry. all I can rag on is your wavy hair. I like gross sweaters. maybe if you post a more clear pic I can insult you.
>>22737753
how long does it take you to shave your forearms you feminine piece of shit? your bad hair part tell me that you worry about your hair always try to make that section look neater and flowing but it sticks out. completely.
>>22737799
not masculine enough to be a guy, not feminine enough to be a woman.
>>22737811
whycantifindagoodman.jpg it's because of your bird nose.
>>22737907
get the fuck out of here. You get insulted in every other thread already you dumb slut.
>>22737996
"I'm pretty much perfect" whatever helps you sleep at night. Keep telling yourselves that. Did the hundreds of /soc/ men being desperate for female recognition boost your ego even though they'd all settle for an old rusting dumpster with a fake vagina strapped to it (which is what you figuratively are)?
>>22738852
you look like you work out, wich is great, but I can obviously tell you have no shoulders, no definition in arms, not too mention you could be a live action actor for Rudolph with that fucking nose.
>>22738913
cumdumpster
>>22739455
nice body acne, hairy nipples, man boobs, yellow teeth, asymmetrical face, and chubby stomach.
>>22739489
jesus christ what the fuck is with your fucking skin?
I got bored
