guess people's sex lives/fetishes based on their pics
You're into voyeurism.
>>22735466
You want to have have dry sex so that your partner ends up bleeding. Probs cut her throat afterwards due to pent up hatred of women. I base this more on your bg than pic tho ;p
You follow the Champion around oblivion after his or her heroic efforts in the Arena
>>22735466
Maxim you're a fucking character in a Bret Easton Ellis novel.
>>22735466
Exhibitionist.
>>22735506
Likes to be in control but not quite femdom.
>>22735524
Likes pain.
>>22735466
MAXIM YOU CRAY
>>22735466
You enjoy slapping the ass a lot.
>>22735506
You prefer nerdier guys and like to wreck them sexually
>>22735524
Slightly awkward the first few times?>>22735551
Passionate motherfucker.
How did this get here
I am not good at computer
>>22735466
Sounding
>>22735506
Public use
>>22735524
Face sitting
>>22735551
Feet
>>22735583
You like girls in charge
>>22735601
Unbirth
I'm hearing voices again
:(
>>22735633
stop pretending to be this chick and stop shopping her pics maxim
>>22735615
>>22735633
Are you the same person?
>>22735643
well i fucked up
>>22735633
Picture before Maxim shopped it >>22733218
>>22735466
bi and ima guess a top
>>22735506
anal and dp
>>22735601
lmao bear hat is a dead giveaway. Im sure you knew that though.
>>22735615
you love giving head. Its the way you look inot the camera.
Also i never post here but this thread sounds fun
>>22735551
Nah.
You are probably not as experience as you'd like to be, so you just test the water of whatever kink your partner is into.
>>22735583
Nah.
You want a girl to wear pigtails and call you onii-chan. Big tits and a moaner is a plus.
>>22735615
Nah.
Likes to play out rape fantasies. Is the sub.
>>22735724
Not into dp. No fucking way.
(Unless it was a toy.)
>>22735724
Giveaway at what? Elaborate.
>>22735668
Likes crazy sex
>>22735758
Shit. That went bad. Crazy as strong and hard
>>22735466
being watched
>>22735506
you look a lot like my gf so I'm going to guess subbing and butt stuff
>>22735524
you love choking
>>22735551
love when the girl is vocal
>>22735583
can only get off on blow jobs
>>22735601
very selfless
>>22735615
getting insulted
>>22735668
only likes girl on top
>>22735724
secretly want to get pegged
>>22735466
N/A
Also, why do you have a Google shirt?
>>22735842
scat
>>22735466
Likes people to watch
>>22735506
Adapts. If it doesn't involve pain and/or gross stuff, you're down. possibly butt stuff
>>22735524
cuts / pain. very crazy shit that most people would definitely not be down with.
>>22735551
black women
>>22735583
gay? not sure
>>22735601
very young innocent looking girls
>>22735615
likes getting slapped and forceful sex. pretty wild
>>22735668
butt stuff fosho
>>22735724
whatever he can get
>>22735842
very sensual romantic stuff. treats his partner like a goddess and only aims to please
>>22735852
bondage
>>22735551
Power Bottom. Also into Sloppy Bears.
>>22735506
Enjoys dominating and wearing kinky lingery
>>22735615
Femdom, pegging men
>>22735668
Mother & Son fantasy
>>22735852
Loves having a lease around her neck, drinking milk from a cat bowl and being dominated.
>>22735842
Winner
>>22735506
Femdom
>>22735524
Watersports
>>22735551
Men in leather
>>22735583
Sexy clothing
>>22735601
Bears
>>22735615
Abuse, on the receiving end
>>22735668
Pegging
>>22735724
Abuse, on the giving end
>>22735842
Shemale on male
>>22736360
Fat women
>>22736462
Abuse on the receiving end.
>>22736554
Winner 2
>>22736554
I'm a complete sub. I'd say you have lots of kinks you're interested in, but you don't have a lot of experience, so you're shy to try them out.
>>22736462
Nope on first part, yup on second.
I'd say you're pretty vanilla, but you like name calling and hair pulling. You'd like to try slapping, but you're too shy.
>>22736360
True. Haven't tried butt stuff other than actual penetration tho ;p
I've said in the last thread you're probs chill even in bed, make the grill feel at ease and can laugh without being insulting if something goes wrong.
>>22735842
As in being the sub? I've only had butt penetration :p Nothing kinkier.
I'll assume you like to do anything to get your gf off.
>>22735466
risky sex
>>22735506
likes to act innocent in public but secretly enjoys being a bit of "slut" for the right man
>>22735615
likes dominating
>>22735852
likes guys substantially taller/bigger than you dominating. Lots of lifting and pinning down.
>>22736554
>>22736462
Bondage
>>22736360
Public sex/risky sex
>>22736462
if gay: bottom
if straight: single position, boring sex. but you are your partner enjoy it
>>22736554
Meh, depends if the girl is cool or not. I don't seek out chubbsters, but I not opposed to sex them
you're into role playing
>>22736966
Ah, gotcha. And that is pretty accurate, even though I prefer things to get wild usually, but if muh partner is a bit reserved, I'll conform to her style. Laughing is inevitable during cunnilingus for me and I don't know why. I'll just start laughing
>>22736981
sure, why not.
really, really, really enjoys going down on girls. will for hours if they let you
>>22737653
That would make me so self conscious. I'm still shy about it, apparently grills grow out of it. One of my ex had this weird thing where he laughed after a good round of sex. He said it wasn't funny, but just felt so good. Worse time I laughed was when I wanted my last partner to... well just do something kinky. When he did it we both burst out laughing and it was very unsexy. Then once I laughed when my one ex couldn't get hard, and it didn't help his case. And once when we tried to have shower sex and a pool of water just formed like.. on our bods and made ridiculous noises.
Man I sound like a straight up ho' but these were just 2 partners that made me giggle ;p
>>22738779
Wait, what would? You laughing while going down on someone or someone going down on you? kek. Oh jeepers, laughing that you're partner because he can't get it up really doesn't help, lol. And that shower story is hilarious. This is getting really lewd, but fuck it. There has been a couple of times where my partner and I have been having sex and I've had to contain my giggles because of the smacking sounds.
I'm really beginning to think that I have a problem. I'm like a 13yo in a grown dude's body. I can't even get my shit together during sex, lol
try it
>>22735466
FUCK OFF MAXIM
>>22735506
Thinks she's in control but really not
>>22735615
Definitely like getting pounded on
>>22736981
Some pretty crazy stuff definitely a Dom
>>22735583
Shy not much movement, planker
>>22735506
Doesn't move at all like fucking a corpse
>>22735524
In to deepthroating chicks maybe
>>22735583
Quite soft and slow but very nice
>>22740186
Long lasting, probably in to being rimmed
>>22739954
necrophilia
>>22739973
something involving blades
>>22740186
likes performing gangbangs with his band The Funky Bunch because he is Marky Mark
>>22740193
really likes anal sex
>>22737653
You're correct actually
>>22735466
You look like the feels guy
Lol
>>22741878
lol, holy shit he does
>>22741920
What does your photo even mean?
>>22741878
lmaooooo
>>22735615
Butt stuff
>>22735668
Teasing
>>22735842
Dom
>>22740193
Fuck on cocaine
>>22741970
slapping. butt stuff
>>22735466
Anal (giving) ;)
>>22735506
Being abused by men hence the black eye
>>22735524
Vanilla
>>22735551
Foreplay
Here
>>22743643
Getting spanked
Possibly face fucked
>>22743643
Looking for someone to take control
>>22735524
kek that's actually hilarious anon