Let's see what A grade roasting /soc can come up with for everyone
>>22734360
Stereotypical grade A slut
Don't be too hash
>>22734372
Good lord what happened to that nose. Please go see a surgeon
I love you all. None of this is serious
>>22734360
slutty
>>22734367
i c-cant think of anything I haven't said before.
I'll come back to yuh
<3
>>22734372
get a nose job
>>22734360
Would suck my dick if I even smiled at you, you fake preppy slut
>>22734367
Now she may be a slut but you're the worst kind,a hidden crazy fuck. You're the type of bitch who would try wrap her legs round me whilst I'm fuckingin they hope I would shoot some of my genes inside you
>>22734372
How many times have you had the shit kicked out of you, your nose looks like a bent spaceship and your make up was done by an autistic 70 year old with Parkinson's
Roast finished
>>22734390
I'll hold off roasting you too then
>>22734397
That doesn't make much sense but okiii
>>22734397
Oh forgot to roast
You may want to lay off the plastic surgery and tanning beds Ken. That shit will give you cancer
>>22734410
Plastic surgery. Top Kek
>>22734367
>Dopey face
>Big nose
>Thinning hair
>Retarded eyes
>No tits
I don't know what all the hype is.
>>22734438
Hair is not thinning. The rest is correct
>>22734397
You are definitely over compensating for a tiny penis, probably a jock douchebag that all his friends hate but you don't care because the girls look at you for an extra few seconds
>>22734360
You've long since reconciled yourself with the fact that no matter how much you suck Steve Jobs' dick post mortem, it'll never taste as good as your father's did.
>>22734390
Your hair is the exact same hue as the dirty dish water my coworker left in the sink at work today
>>22734390
You're almost as bad at styling your hair as you are with taking a picture in focus, but neither the hair style or the blur successfully distracts anyone from your busted-ass face
>>22734360
Only guy she has said no to has been 4/10. Even 4/10 with tattoos qualify for a dick sucking though.
>>22734367
Probably hasn't gotten any male in real life.
>>22734372
Poor bait.
>>22734390
I'd stick a wet finger into your ear if we hung out.
>>22734397
I could probs break you into being doormat-tier.
>>22734505
*male attention
>>22734505
Cutie, too cute, gives you a false sense of dominance would put you in your place like a good girl
>>22734505
Uses shitty cheap cats ears to keep away attention from pale boring face, probably haven't given out a compliment in your life and that's why nobody likes you. Typical girl who calls girls she's jealous of sluts because they get all the attention
>>22734505
Got her heart broken by some dude(tte?) so now resorts to attention whoring in 4chins to ease away the pain, or is a slut like women in general, probably both.
>>22734397
Chooses his clothing based on how much he thinks it shows off his body even though he hasn't been on a real lifting routine since high school wrestling
>>22734505
Talks all that good shit about guys like >>22734397 but ends up dating one of them for five months until she finally realizes that no amount of passive aggression will stop him from cheating on her
>>22734528
I got the cat ears as a gift and this is a Halloween pic. You don't have to be jelly to call a slut a slut, slut.
>>22734531
Dude, yeah. I resorted to whoring on 4chan cause I deleted all muh social media after the breakup and need interaction and attention ;P Celibate since breakup tho.
>>22734516
It'll be a challenge ;p
>>22734562
Never been cheated on ;p
>>22734372
Missed you somehow. You actually seem like a girl who takes really great selfies, although that's only because your chin is basically a straight edge so it's easy to frame the photo properly.
let's see...
>>22734360
looks like a slut. kind of chick i'd think about fucking and that's about it. that's the only thing you look like you're worth. i dont expect a meaningful anything out of you. but, you're a good looking slut so there's always that.
>>22734367
thinning hair... nope. look like you try to maintain a nerd aesthetic but i wouldnt talk to you because you seem like you'd be boring or retarded.
>>22734390
dweeby hipster kid. looks average but probably tries to seem like a quality person but actually has nothing special to offer
>>22734397
dudebro that is literally part orange. hope that's just the lighting.
>>22734505
you look like the typical vapid cunt with daddy issues.
>>22734574
Calling me a slut when you would suck off >>22734397 at first opportunity. At least don't hide it bbz
>>22734360
Doesn't understand how her shirt works.
>>22734367
You know that growing out your hair makes it look even thinner right?
>>22734372
You could probably crush a walnut in your dimples.
>>22734397
You look like you could use some sun screen. I guess sitting under harsh lighting all the time will do that to you.
>>22734505
Four ears.
>>22734579
Let me add "blissfully ignorant" to my roast then
>>22734594
I've never slept with someone I'm not in a relationship with bbz.
>>22734501
>>22734562
Here's a photo of me with my hair going all over the place so you mouth breathers have an easy target
>>22734574
Obvious retard women logic is obvious. Everyone knows women don't want people they know irl to know that they are slits, even if they know that you know that you are. And what better place to whore it out than an "anonymous" website?
>>22734597
No pic needed to say you're probs some manchild who has the mentality that 'everyone cheats' so you can live with your shitty self.
>>22734617
Sluts* I mean lol
Lol when I roast to hard your slit gets wets ;)
I'm gonna settle this you >>22734360 I would fuck after a night out and that would be it.
>>22734505 I would not be ashamed to introduce to family.
One a cum dumpster , one gf material. There
>>22734617
Wat? Everyone knows I'm a huge weeb that spends all day on imageboards and chimps out at retarded shit. No secret there.
>>22734617
Lashes out at women on the internet because the grammar isn't the only thing he doesn't really get.
>>22734622
What lies do you tell yourself to live with your flagrant abuse of emoticons in this day and age
>>22734640
Fair enuff...slut ;*
>>22734643
Yes hello, who dis be? Lemm see whoa shit lmao dude dafuq you look like you have FAS xD
Pic is me and my girl, I give you all permission to go at it
>>22734671
Glorious.
>>22734636
Thanks for having my back senpai.
>>22734671
I take it back actually you seem pretty balanced
>>22734676
Slut bashing is just too fun
>>22734694
I agree. But hey, as a male you don't have to hear "Y-you're just jelly that I've sucked off half of town."
>>22734516
>good girl
Robin Thicke please go
>>22734589
fuck... that one actually hurt
>>22734676
I know I am merci mon belle.
>>22734688
Fucking coward don't take nothing back, if you're gonna bash me I want all 110% of it.
Same goes to the Finnish sloot
>>22734699
You must be so jealous that she can fit 3 wieners in her mouth at once though
>>22734594
i probably would too desu imo senpai
>>22734609
By relationship you don't mean speak to someone once by any chance do you?
>>22734733
>>22734609
Settle this with a fight imo
>>22734740
I agree with sempeye here
Post tits and I decide which ones are better thereby declaring the winner.
>>22734636
There is no reason to dumpster op so hard asshole, she is beautiful too!
>>22734733
Not everyone classifies relationships the same way you do, oh silly sluts.
>>22734713
I'm just projecting my insecurities about not taking in everyone's dick for validation ;(
>>22734717
sankyu senpai
>>22734764
>silly slut calling other silly slut silly
2015
Not being a slut
Gtfo whore
>>22734764
You must be so unattractive because you haven't been dicked by 20+ guys
>>22734360
You look like Cheryl Cole, a woman everybody hates...
>>22734367
You'd play the uncredited role of 'Lonely Classmate' in a re-imagining of Mean Girls
>>22734372
Normally when you draw a line from north to south down the middle of a face it doesn't have a corner in it
>>22734390
What is this dreadful photo, you look like you've been left behind at the annual vegan conference or some shit
>>22734397
"Hey take a photo of me in a laid back natural pose, just make sure it has this Armani box and shitty watch in it so people think I'm a baller" - you look like an unreasonably arrogant person.
>>22734505
You've clearly spent far too long lurking, posting and garnering attention in the recesses of the internet, the cat ears and the tilted head are so played out dawg
>>22734610
Report to the nearest genetics lab, they've been looking for the missing link for a while now
>>22734750
But a slut
>>22734781
that other girl is probably a slut to you know that right?
>>22734785
Yes all woman are sluts, first lesson my dad taught after he died.
>>22734790
is that because your mom had a new boyfriend in a month?
>>22734793
No my mom had a penis so she had a gf this time
I'm not mean don't take this serious.
>>22734505
Your eyes have a psychopathic look to them. You look like if someone dated you and he even looked at another girl you would stab him and continue to live day to day with a dead guy in your house like everything was normal.
>>22734360
You try to have a lasting relationship and you think the key to that is having sex right at the start and guys treat you like shit and use you as a cum dumpster.
>>22734367
You also look like you would stab someone and do whatever it takes to get your next shot of heroin or some hardcore drug
>>22734397
You have a small dick and compensate by getting them gains
>>22734671
Bruh. I don't even have to roast
I'm bad at roasts. and if i skipped you, its either you didn't roast anyone else or i legitimately couldn't think of anything
Ok
Ms. Cat Ears went for the easy shot of calling OP a slut because she's aware OP is more conventionally attractive and, presumably, cat ears has strong Christian values and was put off by the idea of sexual promiscuity. The guy who's been not so subtly flirting with her in this thread used that rivalry to win her over under the pretense of insulting OP's ability to put three dicks in her mouth at once - probably because he's aware that his head is lumpy enough to resemble a potato and this is his best bet to get some internet pussy.
Long story short you're all too busy covering for your insecurities and jerking each other off to even do a god damn roast thread.
I love soc
>>22734610
Oh wow didn't see you there, you look like a chimpanzee with down syndrome, you have your ears pierced too damn dude that's pretty cool I bet that gets all the pussy. Yeah not really much else to say about you
>>22734813
Like Joey Tribbiani fucked Ellen DeGeneres and the resulting offspring ended up being a lesbian too
>>22734813
Yea man, nice generic boring roasts as per usual. Lemme show you how its done boy.
Brah listen, dude idek man, are you hindu? Watsup with that hindu mole thing on your head? At first I thought I saw the first albino Indian kek, but nah. Then I saw them shits all uber your face and was damn bro you got dat leprosy oh lawdy mama, imma need my boy Jesus to come here again, skip the old men and help dis poor soul here. Amen
>>22734829
Why is practically every post you've made in this thread an insult about someone either having too much or too little sex to meet your approval?
>>22734776
Nice. Got me to crack a smile by the time I got to the vegan bit.
>>22734843
>sex determines everything, especially individual worth
>>22734843
Virgin detected
>>22734813
justin bieber's less attractive, fuck-up cousin.
sorry :'(
>>22734671
holy fucking kek. not even roasting. I want to chill with you
>>22734610
you look like a monkey with down syndrome
>>22734876
You may roast me my ginger oblivion looking friend, I allow it :)
>>22734767
Not every grill opens their legs to everyone just cause it's approved of nowadays. I have a mind of my own and can think of what positive outcomes could come from letting a new guy enter my legs every weekend could be.
>There is none.
>>22734813
Sounds accurate desu.
>>22734817
You can barely see her face anon, the only thing conventionally attractive is her tits.
I don't have strong christian values. Wtf is wrong with this world that if you don't open your legs for everyone then you must be a conservative catholic? When I was younger I was excited of the idea of promiscuity, but luckily outgrew that mentality before it could be practiced. If anyone in this thread is insecure, they are fucking idiots. We posted to get roasted.
>>22734925
In that case sign me up, what number am I?
>>22734932
>>22734671
bruh you took your picture from some random place http://www.failking.com/11841-photoshop-mastery-level-99.html like whats your obsession with getting people to roast. lmao
>>22734925
I'm just physically superior to you in every aspect you trash
>>22734941
I know, finally someone found out. Oh noes my secret is out, whatever shall I do?
>>22734953
I've seen your other pictures and the only reason you have tits, is cause you're chub. That's already something that isn't conventionally attractive.
Also take off the tranny make up, it looks ok in pics but shit irl.
>>22734932
Number of?
Asking for it :)
