NEW
"Rate my dick thread competition"
Holding a contest where you'll receive a more in depth and accurate rate of your penis. In the end, we'll have the top ten best cocks of /soc/, a picture will be posted displaying the winners in order, from 1 to 10.
You will be given a score out of 50 which will determine your general cosmetic appearance of your penis.
The break down of your penile aesthetics are categorized into 4 groups. Each groups points is relative to the importance
of the category.
These are the five following categories that you'll be scored against and their respective point allocation.
Girth & length = 20 pts
Skin and complexion = 17 pts
Glan shape/apperance = 9 pts
Pubic hair = 4 pts
You must provide a clear picture of your cock. You must post your age, country or nationality (for winning purposes).
In order to prevent size distortion you must take the picture from a reasonable distance, don't take one super close.
Picture shown is an example of a good photo and high-scoring cock.
29 white boy in USA. 7" long and 6.5" circumference fully hard, but hard to get a pic. usually stays soft and 5" ish.
>>22640128
1 more
>>22640128
You have received a score of 23 out of 50.
>>22640144
You have received a score of 32 out of 50.
>>22640065
christ, you faggots are weird
28, white, USA
>>22640065
This is autistic as fuck
I'll give this a shot. I'm actually curious
>>22640414
Oh 28 year old usa
White, usa
>>22640361
You have received a score of 26 out of 50.
>>22640414
You have received a score of 23 out of 50.
>>22640543
You have received a score of 33 out of 50.
>>22640999
Checked and can you reveal the score breakdown?
eh, I'll contriboot. 18/usa/white
27/usa
25, US.
25/aus
20, us
>>22641061
You have received a score of 36 out of 50.
>>22641116
You have received a score of 28 out of 50.
>>22641128
You have received a score of 31 out of 50.
>>22641154
You have received a score of 25 out of 50.
>>22641259
You have received a score of 35 out of 50. Highest scoring yet.
For future reference, an average score would be considered around 28, anything higher than that would be an above average cock.
21 uk
>>22641373
>>22641373
25/50 thanks for the rate. And FYI, you said 5 categories but only listed 4.
>>22641379
You have received a score of 28 out of 50.
>>22641381
You have received a score of 30 out of 50.
>>22641373
>You have received a score of 36 out of 50.
>You have received a score of 35 out of 50. Highest scoring yet.
Math?
>>22641391
It was regarding to the entirety of the post, I forgot to push space to separate from that scoring, my apologies.
The highest is 36.
5.6 x 4 :(
18 nz
Rerate
26, Eurofag
23 5 Ft 10
Roughly 6.7in... Unsure
>>22641764
Aussie
23, us and a, white/native
>>22640065
Eh, why not.
20 years old from the Netherlands. I just trimmed my pubic hair after this pic, though.
Might as well, here's mine
>>22640065
curious about this
>>22641865
24 y o Germany, German
this pic is better
>>22641865
>>22641866
Bi 28y/o with a curvy, uncut cock. Would you like to touch it?
>>22641411
You have received a score of 15 out of 50.
>>22641682
You have received a score of 31 out of 50.
>>22641764
You have received a score of 29 out of 50.
>>22641793
You have received a score of 35 out of 50.
>>22641838
You have received a score of 30 out of 50.
>>22641859
You have received a score of 28 out of 50.
>>22641865
You have received a score of 23 out of 50.
uhhhm ok
22, England
7 inch length 6 inch girth
22, ITA
>>22641906
26, slav, Russia
>>22641948
Holy shit, your penis is too big
21 eu
Why does no one ever want to rate in these threads? You don't have to be gay to acknowledge that someone has an impressive dick.
>>22641886
Why is my score barely higher than those tiny dicks? Seems kinda dumb to me.
26, german
UK here
Ding dong
23 white male
Texas USA
R8
27 USA
>>22642513
7
>>22642543
10 WOW
is this still going?
22 & UK
>>22640065
22, France
I'm on public transport, if needed I'll get a better one if B&W is a problem.
31/uk
>>22642661
>17
>posting dick pic
Something isn't right, there.
23 Netherlands
>>22642658
>>22643006
Holy shit out of ten
>>22640065
i'll play ;)
28 usa
>>22643061
me again
21 australian pic 1/2
>>22643156
2/2
Sure lets do this
25 california bi
I'll post kik or Snapchat or whatever if someone's interested
Hi there. 21, USA. 7"
>>22643305
Another for good measure. (if it doesn't flip sideways for no fucking reason)
>>22640065
Alright. Let's do this.
>>22643270
Dunno why I was being weird with my screen names. J.stylin for kik, Joseph.stylin for snapchat
18, EU
18 Canada
>>22640065
>>22642658
>>22643006
>>22643061
>>22643074
>>22643156
>>22643169
got a little hard just looking at these
M 20 NY white
22, USA, Caucasian, straight
7.2in at full mast
Slightly above average girth
(I think 5.7 in the middle)
Symmetrical and above average testicle size
Loosely circumcised for medical reasons, frenulum intact.
22, Spain
26 ger
>>22643670
hot ;)
>>22641899
You have received a score of 30 out of 50.
>>22641905
You have received a score of 34 out of 50.
>>22641906
You have received a score of 25 out of 50.
>>22641931
You have received a score of 31 out of 50.
>>22641934
You have received a score of 29 out of 50.
>>22641948
You have received a score of 37 out of 50.
>>22641997
You have received a score of 27 out of 50.
>>22642001
You have received a score of 31 out of 50.
>>22642138
Again, this thread isn't just about size, it takes everything into account and rates it as a whole.
>>22642199
You have received a score of 30 out of 50.
>>22642263
You have received a score of 28 out of 50.
>>22642289
You have received a score of 32 out of 50.
>>22642328
You have received a score of 35 out of 50.
>>22642543
You have received a score of 38 out of 50.
>>22642635
You have received a score of 35 out of 50.
>>22642658
You have received a score of 33 out of 50.
>>22643006
You have received a score of 34 out of 50.
>>22643061
You have received a score of 32 out of 50.
>>22643156
You have received a score of 29 out of 50.
>>22643193
You have received a score of 33 out of 50.
>>22643305
You have received a score of 29 out of 50.
>>22643330
You have received a score of 27 out of 50.
>>22643382
You have received a score of 36 out of 50.
>>22643391
You have received a score of 31 out of 50.
>>22643489
You have received a score of 30 out of 50.
>>22643635
You have received a score of 33 out of 50.
>>22643652
You have received a score of 29 out of 50.
>>22643707
You have received a score of 34 out of 50.
>>22644054
You have received a score of 34 out of 50.
>>22644136
You have received a score of 30 out of 50.
23m
>>22644450
you got kik?
>>22644054
>>22644136
moar?
>>22643635
where in canada?
>>22644860
You have received a score of 33 out of 50.
So far >>22642543 in the lead with a score of 38, with >>22641948 in second place with a score of 37.
18, Brazil
21 australia
![1010150214b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BApqdaY.jpg "1010150214b[1].jpg")
20, US
>>22644989
21 USA, forgot to post that...
>>22644878
Ont
>>22644911
>>22644989
>>22644991
moar pls
>>22644989
Too much good stuff
Rate
21, white, US
24/us
>>22641886
>15 out of 50
is there any hope for me?
19/America
I have a 4" dick, how doomed am I
Yoyo
![20151019_223549[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KfPYWf7.jpg "20151019_223549[1].jpg")
21 from NZ
Just under 6"
>>22647005
>>22646733
Forgot to say I'm 23/ usa
>>22640065
No one ever rates my cock, so i've given up posting mine.
>>22647009
18/SoCal
23/m/australia
>>22647055
Usa
my bad
>>22647020
Oh ya I'm 19 and from the USA. Dick is 6.5 inches long and 5.25 inches girth
>>22644874
there u go from below
(spanish one)
26m aus
25 Poland
First time posting a dick pic ever, why not.
>>22647488
Fucking phone
Personally I think it should be split into 2 groups with a top 5. Cut and Uncut.
Eh why not
>>22643006
got skype?
>>22642651
>tfw no rating
25 - Canada
23/caucasian/Canada
28, BR.
I've never cummed inside anyone, why live?
26 USA
8.5in long 5.5in girth
>>22648843
Damnit! Forgot picture....
33/American
22/American at work
>>22648849
wtf.... more?
>>22648579
thats a shame cause you have a very nice cock! 8/10
heres mine
26 / Nordic
25 / DK
>>22649106
moar of the foreskin on this one pls
An older pic, but probably best one I have for size comparions. Although not sure if you Americans have Monster Energy Drinks in 500ml versions. xD
I don't have anything to measure it with so a comparison photo will have to do. Pretty sure it's around 6' 1/2 last I checked, Girth is unknown.
>>22649345
50 cl cans are usually like 17cm or 6.7 inches, but aren't Monsters taller and thinner than the usual beer can? So it ought to be like 18-19cm so possibly like 7.4 inches even.
>>22649360
Yeah the first one sounds about right, A few Months ago I found a tape measure and it was between 6.5 - 7 but only 7' when I pushed into my Pelvis bone, on the surface it was like 6 and just over half way.
25,white,US
Does this work?
>>22649651
masterly
moar from different angles plx
>>22649687
Can't atm, im not at home sorry.
Probably don't score high but whatever rate me, 23/straight usa
22, bi, Canada
>>22644911
You have received a score of 28 out of 50.
>>22644962
You have received a score of 30 out of 50.
>>22644989
You have received a score of 33 out of 50.
>>22644991
You have received a score of 32 out of 50.
>>22645386
You have received a score of 29 out of 50.
>>22645647
You have received a score of 34 out of 50.
>>22646642
You have received a score of 35 out of 50.
>>22646733
You have received a score of 34 out of 50.
>>22646954
You have received a score of 29 out of 50.
18/white/us
>>22647020
You have received a score of 29 out of 50.
>>22647024
You have received a score of 30 out of 50.
>>22647055
You have received a score of 30 out of 50.
>>22647488
You have received a score of 29 out of 50.
>>22647827
You have received a score of 29 out of 50.
>>22648534
You have received a score of 31 out of 50.
>>22648579
You have received a score of 32 out of 50.
>>22649087
You have received a score of 31 out of 50.
>>22649203
You have received a score of 30 out of 50.
>>22649234
You have received a score of 29 out of 50.
>>22649345
You have received a score of 34 out of 50.
>>22649617
You have received a score of 30 out of 50.
>>22649651
You have received a score of 30 out of 50.
>>22649795
You have received a score of 24 out of 50.
>>22650098
You have received a score of 29 out of 50.
>>22650206
Only a 30/50? :(
22, white, usa
>>22643635
My dick again. Any better looking?
Rate plz
Competing
19 bulgarian
>>22646954
>>22647204
>>22648517
>>22649345
>>22650098
gay/bi? pls post more
21 bi cali
27 - Australian
>>22648579
ok fuck this guys ratings, thats literally one of the best dicks ive ever seen anywhere. 50 out of 50
>>22650167
>>22650196
Can you rate
>>22642651
please?
njoy
20 American/native/German
>>22650196
34/50? I'm happy with that :D
>>22651389
I consider myself bi-curious, I do things with guys, I just wouldn't have a relationship with one.
Also posting casual "hangout".
27, germany
26 UK
18 canada
7.5-8 inches long, depends if fapping or fucking, and a 2.5 inch girth
Monster energy drink can for ref
27 ct/usa
25 Euro fag
>>22647204
>>22651389
not gay, just insecure about myself, thanks for the compliments bro
1st time in 1 of these threads
22/white/VA
>>22640065
Postin' mine for rates
26/Australia
>>22640065 (OP)
Your allegedly score system is completely bullshit, OP.
Without breaking down the score and doing a proper analysis it is completely bullshit. There are very high scores to blured pictures that show skinny bodies such as this >>22643382 but the penis itself is pretty blured.
Also a very high score to this guy >>22641948
clearly because he has a nice girth, but also because of his thin skinny body which is obviously your preference. His shape is far from pretty, this dick >>22648579 has a much better shape and is also as thick if not even more, since it does have a reference at least. And the top ranting is not even that big, and has a not very beautiful gland, being a cut dick. Nothing against cuts, but they must at least have a proper pinkish red for being beautiful in my criteria.
You have given several low score for uncut dicks even if they are large. Such as:
>>22641859
>>22641838
and the previously one I mentioned.
90% of your ratings fall between 29~32, or less than 10% difference score while the majority of cocks in that range are clearly very different and ones are clearly more beautiful than others.
Not much point in claming evaluating "size" without a reference or shape without explaining your personal taste.
In the end you haven't given no dick more than 38 (or 76%) What the fuck is wrong with you?
And why is that poor guy >>22641411
the only one to receive less than 27? And an abismal 15? You are clearly biased towards skinny very white guys and have prejudice against uncuts. Your ranting don't speak for /soc/, fuck you.
>>22652840
>without breaking down the score
>yada yada yada
20, hungary
>>22650949
You got big balls mate
36...usa...white
>>22651643
Thanks a lot! Makes me really happy to know someone actually thinks that much about my cock.
>>22649190
Thanks a lot man, yours is nice too.
Black Male, 22, USA, 8 inches in length unsure of girth but its meaty.
Male 22/canada
22 Belgium
I'll bite
23, US
R8
>>22652840
You're completely wrong on my preferences just an fyi.
And if you think they're big, you obviously haven't seen a lot of cocks irl.
And a rank of 45-50 is close to perfection, literally no improvements that could be made, so yeah, no one is getting that unless you're a famous porn star.
25-32 is what majority are falling under because that's the average, meaning most scores will lay between there.
Anyway, you can finish off this thread if you like, I didn't anticipate this must interest and it's too much effort now, especially with people complaining like you. So feel free to go through every picture and re-rate and take over.
18/USA
22y/o, from USA, im italian, irish, norwegiain and english
R8 ME YO!
>>22654932
Meh, who cares OP about the criticism. I think it's a cool idea and think you should continue. Its unique at least.
Plus, I'm flattered that I'm still in the top spot! I never thought that woulda happened. lol
Just ignore the haters; I pretty much agree with all the scores you've given so far. Seems legit for my eyes based on overall look and aesthetics. Everyone with a big disgusting looking cock just going "hey, wait, I have a big cock!", and we all know thats not everything.
>>22652365
>>22654321
>>22652670
you guys should continue, really hot
>>22654857
9/10
more?
>>22655429
8.5/10 because cut otherwise 9-9.5/10
got anymore?
>>22640065
This seems a little too in depth for dicks, but I'll bite.
20 year old white guy from the US.
I don't really understand the scoring system, but okay.
>>22656013
them veins 8.5/10
anymore?
>>22656025
Not really, I only ever take pictures of this particular angle because of the veins.
>>22656032
would you be willing to take some?
>>22656049
nope
Snap me and I'll rate
Blitztactics
18 us white
>>22656099
Your dick is hot af. I hope you hold the same view of it that I do
Soft
>>22656101
Hard
>>22656100
Thanks homie
>>22656102
Rates please?:)
>>22656120
>>22651389
Thanks! This is me from another rate thread. Same time as the previous pic just a different angle.
31/nc
24/us length 7in
>>22656215
do you have kik? i love your bush
please rate :)
>>22656349
sure
25 usa
>>22653800
do you have annymore pics? or like a snapchat?
>tfw eternally depressed at how skinny my dick is
I have 7"x4.8" and my girth is fucking laughable. I haven't had sex yet but I know the girl is not even going to feel it when I do. I hate everything..I would trade the length any day for just a little more girth
that 4.8 might even be wrong because I dunno if I measure properly but regardless its like pencil girth
Guess my size
19 m
>>22656995
19 Netherlands
21 m il
>>22641116
>>22641128
>>22641154
>>22641259
>>22641838
>>22641948
>>22641682 :oooooo
>>22642635
>>22643006
>>22642160 :))
>>22644989
>>22647475
>>22649651
>>22643707 =]
>>22654500
GOOD LORD! Are any of you guys fully straight and have spanchat? I'm 23/US
>>22649651
Please tell me you have snapchat
>>22656032
>uses same pic zoomed in
>takes pic because of the veins
Fakedick detected
>>22657140
have u ever played that game spot the differences? u must have sucked at it
20 black jamaican
My semi erect boner.
Here if more ask
>>22656884
some girls like it that way, others like it the other way, don't be sad for your dick, it can't be perfect for everyone
if it's not a micropenis (less than 10cm) don't care about it and learn how to use it and your tongue, it will be ok
if it's less than 10cm go to a doctor, there are things to increase some centimeters by doing hormone treatment and shit
19/Norway
19 uk
>>22652840
Agreed. Who made this guy the authority on deciding who have the best dick?
>>22657087
I'm fully straight but I don't have snapchat. Here's a webm for your enjoyment though.
firstimer :$
>>22657876
nice fisheye lens bro.
>>22657943
It's not fisheye, just an extreme close up.
Here is a more fair angle.
>>22657964
would suck on all day everyday
>>22657876
>>22657964
I want to tie you up and suck you off forever.
>>22658008
That's an interesting proposal…
>>22658033
I take that as a yes?
